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>>107086021FRIST!fill the blank: tomorrow is ______.
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>almost mondayplease PLEASE don't do this to me
I'm going to power shoryuken the cloud into the mothafuckin stratosphere in some totally legal and lawful manner as soon as I figure out the way to do it without committing a crime./gug/
if i do 50 hours a week i can earn 10k/month. overtime is so worth it, if the job is easy and i basically get paid to travel/fly too. if it was salary i won't get OT, but maybe would have more pay?
Wake me up when the geek uprising begins.jeets and AI: your time has come, fear it, expect it, and you had better believe it.
computing is free and in the right hands it is unstoppable.We won't be tread onWe won't be laid off and discardedWe will (lawfully & legally) burn the clouds to the ground and retake what is righfully ours
>>107086105>having to listen to boss complaining about the weekend with his wife first thing in the morning
>>107086021Good 2nd cock crow saars!!!
imo the best jobs have a low indian count. when there's few of them, they won't be able to inflict their toxicity over the entire company. best coworkers have always been asian, and then whites/latinos. the only time i feared for my safety was when i was teamed up with a black woman who had psychological issues and would lose it frequently, but was hard to fire due to discrimination laws. there are also some really smart black coworkers though, don't get me wrong, it's just kinda rare.
brahs...is $90k/yr (AUD) a decent wage in Australia?
>>107086021Laserjet 4 was the pinnacle of printing.
>>107086585>demoralized for working alongside great technical peoplewhat the fuck is wrong with some people?>>I'm just don't love it enough>check reddit profile>"you need to be 18+"oh, a coomer, gaymer, and probably a zoomer... no wonder.
Once Q1 starts what is your next job move?
beginning: me friday eveningend: me sunday evening
>2 days off>5 days of workthanks christcucks you fucking faggots
>3 mandatory days in office>pick Mo Tu Wed>week after>pick Wed Thu Fri>6 days at home in a rowI thought I had cracked the code but this only works once
>another one of my colleagues who joined around the same time as me got promoted>6 years and counting and I’ve never gotten a promotion>being promoted would mean a 25% pay increase but a 300% work increase>I’ve been actively sabotaging myself to avoid a promotion for these 6 years by working as little as possible, not drawing attention to myself, and quiet-quitting-maxxing>still feel bad about not getting the promotionWhy is my brain retardedI don’t even want a promotion yet I feel sort of bad about this...
>>107087317You want to know what's really a promotion? Getting a second job, and then also doing the base minimum for that job.
Quarterly reminder to noobs looking at these threads for advice, the posters here are bitter crab bucket autists who want to see you fail.
I'll be /on call/ starting at 1am and at 5am I have a change request. fml
why the fuck do indians lie SO much? Just caught a random ass company promoting us as their "partner", but we've never worked with them. Look them up and of course they're based in India.
>>107087557https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1Mg4nXJ21Yit's cultural. you ever heard that saying "if you're not cheating, you're not trying"? they believe that and take it every seriously. if you achieve things through normal channels and didnt scam anybody you get called a cuck
got fired today, bros... it was take your pet to work day so i brought my pet goose... they said it didnt "present the right image to stakeholders"...
>>107087715You silly goose. See you in /utwg/.
>>107087691>why yes I want more of these people to work for met. every CEO in the west
>>107087422That actually almost happened and I refused... The company I work at straight-up tried to give me a second job… with them. Like, ‘Hey, wanna work another 8 hours a day for us?’I was like, ‘Fuck no'I’m not that desperate for cash. I’m lazy as fuck and I want less work, not more.
>>107087691Jews have this exact concept too they call it being a 'freier'
>>107087787every culture has an equivalent of being a sucker but jeets pride themselves not on not being a sucker but on making others into suckers. even if cheating gets you a worse outcome than not cheating, they would still prefer to cheatif a jew would do something like run a red light when no one is around to not be a "freier", jeets will intentionally stop at the green then accelerate into the pedestrian crosswalk because the point wasnt to save time, it was to inconvenience others to exercise a misguided sense of power
>engineers then would have big brass plates installed on things they designed to say who they were and how great this bridge or building or whatever is gonna be >engineers today obsfucate their work 9001 times over and remove their names from all documents having to do with the finished work, if you try to find who is responsible for a particular feature they'll cancel you on twitterit should be law that your name has to go on things you do so we know who to have killed when it doesnt work
>>107086021
>"hey manager I have these images you asked for in this powerpoint""a word doc please">"OK I'll transfer them from powerpoint to a word doc""powerpoint is OK"I don't think my manager reads my messages in full
>>107087857most managers dont even know how to read. do you not remember "dictated but not read"?
I think it's rude to call someone on Teams without messaging them first, unless it's truly urgent
>>107087872>pulls out my dicksucked but not fucked
>>107087878where i work they got rid of the VoIPs just before i got hired and now it's all wired directly into teams. so if i ever get business cards i could get random teams calls from outside the network from jeets demanding a job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbb-XSvX4pg
So we're all just hodling our jobs until we get laid off then abandoning this sinking ship by pivoting to a trade, right? What other option is there?
>>107087934they need to bring back the skype one now that theyve formally rolled ALL of its functionality into teams (they even had an offer when it was kill to get a cheap teams enterprise account with a similar plan to whatever you had when skype was formally kill)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvYd8fCNhn0
>>107087934Hello sar,,,,Quick call?
>>107087976https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD91RArI4GI
>>107087987Sar,,,, UAT down,,,, please hotfix -- please redeem looping in rajesh,,,,,,,
>>107088027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwak2_owM9A
>>107088027https://youtu.be/pe1ZXh5_wk4?si=_qFVQ3RLEajyit-0
replacing my windows notification sound with "GOOD MORNING" from Tekken
>>107088057Sars,,,,, do the needful redeemhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=wXX1k8_xRJ0&list=RDwXX1k8_xRJ0&start_radio=1&pp=ygUOZG8gdGhlIG5lZWRmdWygBwE%3D
>>107088107what is that AI generated man holding and can I pet one IRL
>>107087951I just got laid off from Amazon and I'm probably going to apply for ICE soon. Still studying leetcode in the mean time...
>>107088153the funny part of this post is that most americans actually believe some variation of this>i built my own computer, im just gonna go become a tradie until i can join the space force!!!
learn a trade
>>107086044day 34 of furlough
>>107088408this omg i work at FAANG and have been not collecting money for 34 days now.... this government shutdown is rough............. thank god for klarna
did someone say fur?
>>107087951I don't want to be a tradecuck.
>>107087878>I think it's rude to call someone on Teams without messaging them firstjust because my icon is green and says 'online' doesnt mean i want to talk, i could be busy gooning
>>107088547Me either, but tech is done for and I don't want to go back to school for 4+ years to be an accountant. There's no other opportunities for a career where you solve problems
>>107088511sex with creatures while the Skype For Business ringtone blares in the background
>>107088084i smiled. :)
goodnight /twg/
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>>107088408NEETing for a month with back pay on the way sounds based. Hope you made the most of the time off.
I think my four months of NEETing are coming to an end. Don't know how to feel about it.
>>107086021PC LOAD LETTERWhat the FUCK does that mean?!
Would it be worth uprooting myself to move to a big city to get a big titty alt asian gf? I live in a relatively small town but I work at one of the two software companies that are here and the pay is great plus I get to live at my parent's house rent free
i want to die
>>107089668Me too.
/utwg/ has been taken over by faggot communists for the time being so ill post here until there is a more pro-capitalism bake>recruiter reschedules Friday interview for this Monday morning due to technical issues on his side>contract the flu on Sunday and go through 5 tissue boxes Maybe I'm allergic to bad jobs and this is an omenI'm still enjoying my time off and excited to learn more this week. I've been eating more hummus while imagining middle eastern MILFs farting on me for motivation and it's been a tasty and inspirational time recently>>107089666I would never develop a relationship with someone with tattoos, male or female big tittys are for after you get them pregnant, you should be focusing on good face and hips.
>monday fuck... FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
who here is hype for monday? just took some vyvanse and got some weed ready for a long, productive day earning that equity! any job that comes with drugs has to be heaven i say. and as an american i refuse to work without a full remote swe position so i can smoke weed all day while "working" I wonder how much better my personal project will get today too
I am not wanting to work.I am just wanting to play video game and build time machine to go back.
i hate my job but the idea of looking for a new job makes my skin crawl i'm in hell
>>107090909It's a lot easier to look for a new job while still employed. You'll get rejected in both cases but it stings less when the end result is just working the job you already had.
>>107090909The worst part is there's no guarantee that your new job won't be even worse.
>be private contractor>get new client>they order me account and access to code etc>it support sends me password>try logging in -> invalid permissionsWhy is it always like this? Fucking jeets or something making the accounts for every company. It never works the first time and it always takes like a week for it to start working for fucks sake.
>>107091140FUCK
what would you do if your employer didnt make use of ldap or some other form of authentication server, and instead used local accounts for everything
>>107090909As a complete fraud what fills me with the most dread is making my CV
>>107090909>>107090786we all feel this wayunfortunately if you didn't win some sort of lottery in life this is what it is
>>107089553I've had only 2 months with 3 months of active duty orders in between. Just graduated and not ready to put down gooning stoned
>>107091244>unfortunately if you didn't win some sort of lottery in life this is what it isNo wonder the birth rates are crashing. Maybe birth control roasties who refuse to breed are the heroes we needed but didn't deserve. This world is like being in hell.
>>107091231Nothing?
>>107091244>unfortunately if you didn't win some sort of lottery in life this is what it is>>107091336>This world is like being in hellThe grass is always greener on the other side. I don't need to work at all but i just KNOW that if I take a year off gooning and gayming I'll be just as depressed and then it'll be harder to get back on trackVariety is the spice of life. To truly appreciate life you have to keep changing things up. That's why I'm enjoying the silver lining of being laid off because I would have never started learning what I'm learning now, or reading what I'm reading now if it didn't happen >>107090738>vyvanse and weedMust be ADHD because that seems like an unpleasant time to meI can't program on weed or motivate myself and I hate it. I wish I could be high and also passionate enough to learn but the only thing I am consistently passionate for when I'm high is the beauty of little girls but again see my previous comments on gooning my life away
>>107091256I got a job two months after graduating and then spent the next eight years at that company. Then the last four months have been a NEET.On one hand, it's nice to have a break. On the other hand, I am so used to getting a regular salary that it's hard to not worry about it.
>teamlead took a day off to take care of sick child>director is semi-working for the same reasonTime for a cheeky on-the-clock nap
>>107091451>cheeky on-the-clock napwhy not a cheeky on-the-clock fap?
I'm fucking sleepy. I fell asleep late last night and then woke up early, for whatever reason. I've been dozing for 2 hours...
>>107091765same hereguess today's another "taking it easy monday"
>>107087840nah fuck that, it changed over time because of shitty top-down decisions to cut corners and cut costs, so everything new is shit now, and no one wants their name attached to it for those reasons
>>107091146desktop support is shit and they never document SOPs, no matter how many times I demand it. I wish I could fire them but they don't report to me.
>>107091564NNN>>107091451Getting undercover myself in a few.>>107091419last time I was laid off and had severance and savings, I looked for a job and had them bring me on board in 3 weeks, so I had some more time off to prepare.
>>107089968this also isn't a pro-capitalist thread
>>107091564>hair clips>ojou-sama laugh with hand covering his mouth>perfectly manicured nailsfaggot sexo
I don't know how I feel about doing this, but does anyone just slack off during work hours while wfh and then finish their tasks and stuff after hours? I'm just more of, I don't want to work on this stuff right now and I'd rather do it at 6pm or something. I don't know if it's the best idea but fuck I need a nap first before I start spitting out some creative juice.
Anyone else dream of being a dev at Reddit?
>>107092065>>perfectly manicured nailsImportant to trim your nails when you play the bass.
>>107092078>does anyone just slack off during work hours while wfh and then finish their tasks and stuff after hours? I'm just more of, I don't want to work on this stuff right now and I'd rather do it at 6pm or something.>I don't know if it's the best ideawhile I understand that you might enjoy working at night or whatever, I think it's a very bad idea, because psychologically you are mixing personal and work time, and basically using all your time for workmaybe talk to your bosses/manager to change your schedule and start working at 2pm or something. that might be a better plan.
>>107092078We had flexible working hours so I could just work whenever.
>>107092118I was thinking of saving it more for the work that I enjoy doing rather than the work I need to do.
>>107092078Do you really need to jerk off all day? I just finished in like 20 minutes. Now I'm gonna take a nap, get up for lunch and do maybe 2-3 hours of actual work.
>>107092094They don't develop anything at Reddit, are you retarded? Go back you fag.
>>107092078i do this except i end up not working on it or barely, until day X comes where i have to work on itif my work was straightforward i'd probably do it first and then fuck around, but it isn't, it's all a bunch of stupid problems to solve and the only way to move forward is to ignore all the future issues that your solution will end up having because there are no good solutions because the product is such a mess
>>107092065>faggot sexohow did you know
>I'm in syseng>company sec team is 100% jeets>they manage an app thats blocking us on something major>pressuring them for months to fix it>they can't figure it out>we're SO behind on a ton of work>"hey jeety, any progress on fixing that stuff so we can move on">"no">"wait actually I have a call in 10 minutes with support engineer to discuss please join">pissed because this faggot didn't tell me earlier and or just got it scheduled because I reminded him>mutes himself right at the start of the call instead of detailing the problem to the support engineer thinking I'm just going to take over, but I'm 100% comfortable with awkward silence and he finally cracksI let my director know whats going on and also how he tried to pass off his own call onto me to fix the problem. 10 minutes later I get cc'd on an email to the management of security and it is the most hilarious, scathing email I've ever read.what a start to my monday. at least I have tomorrow off. i'm gonna just go jerk my shit on the clock to tsunderebean or something.
>>107092417>>company sec team is 100% jeets>>they manage an appwhat the fuck is your company doing? why does your sec team have even a single jeet? why are they managing apps? that's not what security does...
>>107092442Our ciso is a completely non technical individual who somehow changed careers from being a finance manager to a security director in one move, without any certifications or experience, then inevitably made it up to ciso level about 5-6 years ago.The security director is a yes man boomer on his way out just trying to get as many checks as possible before he retires, and hasn't been responsible for any actual work in probably 2 decades.So they outsourced nearly the entirety of security to India, there is one American guy on the team and hes the principal of cloudsec.To make this even funnier for you, its actually a rather major company, with about 6000 employees, has satellite offices in many countries, and also works closely with the US federal government and has major contracts.Yeah, shit is fucking unbelievable.
>>107092442they haven't learned the lesson yet
>be me>unironically autistic>sitting in my cubicle compulsively making banjo-kazooie noises under my breath all day>sometimes people catch me and the facade of being normal teeters on the brink
>office is "dog friendly">there's a "office mascot">they're surprised when they find me giving it a handy at my deskWhy are modern employers so intolerant?
>>107092483holy fuck it's so over.
>>107092283wait you're literally me.
>>107092483CISOs being useless retards is not surprising to me, but why is the security director "a yes man boomer"? and why did they outsourse to fucking India? I assumed the jeets worked locally lmao
>>107092843Because everything is being outsourced to India, including security.As for why he is a yes man boomer, no idea, but hes 100% a bitch doing everything he can to avoid making waves over the next few years. I've seen how little he gives a fuck on calls, and even when pressed its near impossible to get anything useful out of him, and he just agrees with whatever the CISO says.
>>107086508yea
We're at the end of a civilization. It doesnt matter if it takes 10, 50, 100 years, the west is dead.Assyrians Babylonians Egyptians Greeks Romans- all these civilizations died. But somehow ours won't? It's over.
>>107092948We certainly seem to be approaching an inescapable point of rapid decline globally. Shadow wars being fought across the globe, actual wars which are threatening to pull in opposing powers, sharply declining birth rates, such that they think we'll never even reach 9billion pop even with jeets, automation obliterating jobs at obscene rates and those people ending up being permanently displaced career wise, a whole new caste of individual being created specifically for India with them blackmailing countries into taking their workers (literally). Israel trying to get the entire world to turn on them to fulfill some bullshit jewslop talmudic prophecy and using the US as its puppet with ziondon.The future ain't exactly looking bright. Certain countries like South Korea and Japan aren't even going to survive until the 22nd century without becoming Chinese colonies.
>>107092008Correct, this is a pro Pancasila economic system thread
>>107092948Theirs were ended with war and shit. Climactic stuff. Ours is just being watered down with non westerners over times. Eventual replacement. Really gay and boring.
>>107093147Chinese colonies would be the best case scenario for them. It could be much worse. They could remain American imperial outposts and be flooded with jeets and africans.
if you take the an hero pill you don't have to carewhy work anyway, what for? there's nothing in the future except being old and in pain
>>107093175Western civ also ended with a climactic war, it was a little thing called world war 2 in case you never heard of it.
man im too burnt to look for jobs anymore. I'll just push through until I get laid off (or surprise promoted) I guess.
>>107092948civilization will end eventually, but none of us will be alive to see that ending in the meantime, we'll have to keep playing the game to survive the wagie game
>monday evening>already getting drunkgood week lads
I want to MARRY all these 30 something smart articulate chinese women at my fagman FUCK
>>107093312>eveningHallo sar!
>>107093319you're one continent off amerilard
>mfw looking for bf free girl at work>mfw only have useless indian thots>get new job>mfw only old 40-50yos as coworkers>mfw girl my age joins the organization>not bf freeAHHHHHHHHHHHH ILL BE STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGEEEE
>>107092948i think our grandchildren (if any) still won't see the end of it, which is crazy to imagine because how much worse can it possible get? humans going back to caves and shit?
>>107093312I am on two different antidepressants now which seem to do the trick.
I really want to pay off my mortgageIf you wanted to just get $100k outside of work hours how would you do it?
>>107093396good pointi really should go see that nigga, been years
>>107093356>looking for a gf>in 2025If you weren't selected in high school then it's over. Everything else is a cope.
>>107092948Have you looked at China's birth rates, demographics and work culture (996)? The Chinese century will fizzle out before it even started. Maybe India has a chance, given better birth rates and population pyramids.
>>107093414I just them online from some shady Eastern European dude. I'm done begging for my pharma jew drugs.
>>107093416>Have you looked at China's birth rates, demographics and work culture (996)? The Chinese century will fizzle out before it even started. Maybe India has a chance, given better birth rates and population pyramids.the western judeo christian civilization is dying but it will not be replaced by china or india. The transhumanist civilization will replace it. AI-chipped enhanced elites with bionic parts and cloned organs will lord over endless masses of drugged sheep and slaves
>>107093446Don't you ever get tired of your schizophrenia?
>>107093455he's right tho civilizations cease but the people don't, they might shrink and morph into something else and then grow into a new kind of civilization.
>>1070934555 Years ago I'd of said hes a schizo retard, but now lmao...I can definitely see that being an outcome. Likely? Probably not. Possible? For sure.
>mfw I am unemployed but I just slap this bad boy on my linkedin and answer any questions about it with "sorry I was under NDA"
>>107093415man if only i knew that back then i'd lock in on some of my picks, instead no my dumbass had self esteem issues.
>>107093455It's a totally plausible scenario looking at recent events.
>>107093455Epsilons don't really mind being Epsilons.
>>107093323and a chingy chongy to you too!
>>107086021just finished a vacation and have never been less motivation to do work
>>107093402are you thinking of knocking over a series of liquor stores or something wtf
>>107086508No. That's the new entry level.
>>10709373040k€ gross is the current entry average wage in Germany.
I have no contracts signed but the company called me about what kind of a work computer I want, so I'll presume I have a job.
>>107093845nice
I am financially ruined
>>107094264give us the rundown
>>107094284Lost about $81k
>>107094339crypto gambling?
>>107086021>tfw earning 45k bong dollars in mid 20s>dream of quitting and playing OSRS all dayyou losers don't know how good you have it
>>107094404No, I might be stupid but I'm not that stupidI lost it shorting a stock
>>107094493
>>107094493Don't worry, just work another year and you'll be back to zero.
>>107094493Wasn't the Gamestop thing a 100% mask-off moment that the markets are totally rigged? Why would anyone fuck around in the stock market after that? I don't feel bad for people who lose money in a rigged casino.
>>107094653ntaWhen robinhood removed the sell button to prevent squeezers from cashing out, I knew it was fucked. There are powerful cabals at play, and good luck beating them.
>>107094653If you don't put money in the stock market then what do you do then?The gamestop thing was 2021, let's say you put money into SPY in 2022, you'd be up 50% by today
>>107094709ironically, you fuckers should've BOUGHT robinhood last year.
>>107094653yes indeed
>see an email chain with subject [THIS NEEDS TO BE ACTIONED TODAY]>it's been a week ongoingheh
>>107095399>see another one>you are fucking firedheh
>>107095418don't look at me i don't even know why im in this chain.
arre adhd meds like vynanse and adderal worth it
>>107094709Turns out that if trading is free on Robinhood, they are making their money from someone other than you.
any of your toilets at work shallow enough where your balls will occasionally touch the water? this is a very important tech topic btwand this just happened!
>>107095661I don't know how americans can tolerate their stalls with massive gaps on each side or their toilets with the water at ball level
>>107095699if i could run off of additional pylons instead of food i would
That chick who does the videos on LinkedIn advertising their "courses" is kind of hot
>>107090909I got rejected from every single job I applied to before even getting one call, except for one that rejected me after a 30 minute HR call that sniffed out my lack of experience in their tech stack (3.5 YOE, still working).>>107095661No, but our toilet seats aren't oval - they are straight at back. This causes my asscrack to touch its surface and I always leave a sweatmark on it.>inb4 fattySkinnyfat at worst.
what website do you usually use to look for jobs?
>chick on my team got PIPed>didn't show up for a week now
>>107096220Mostly LinkedIn, sometimes a local one.
>>107096227was she cute?
>>107092078Night time is a lot quieter and easier to focus.
been thinking about thishow far away are we from a human replacement?And I'm not talking about a robot that does literally anything, but having an android housekeeper seem feasible. I think the software is already there - I believe current llms could understand how to keep a house clean. So its a hardware issue?
I was recently transferred over from my old team to the devops team. Before I worked for a small startup as sort of a nebulous cloud operations/sysadmin/general IT guy (no CS background), but now we got acquired and I was shipped over to the devops team after a few months of mostly fucking around. We're a satellite team and so most of the guys float and do work for the teams that they themselves got transferred from before. My old team is in utter disarray so most days I don't have anything from them that I need to do, so I'm mostly just fucking around. I feel like I'm barely learning anything and I'm worried about when my manager's finally going to give me real shit to do. At least I'm making good money, I suppose. Can't get PIP-ed if nobody cares about my performance. Otherwise in my personal time and when work is really fucking slow I'm picking through a couple roadmap.sh pages.
>>107096419probably 20 years based on those gookbots that have been getting posted everywhere which dont do anything except silly tricks and fall over
jeets shitting up the thread tonight. i notice that nervous jeets chatter and talk alot when nervous. I wonder what's got them so nervous?
Today I became aware of another branch of my company that is developing a similar solution to oursOnly difference is they are 100% white and based here while we are an over 80% jeeted department that I doubt will survive the next yearSomething to ponder
When I was a new grad the go-to line after a recruiter gives you an offer and you want to sit on it before negotiating, your excuse was to say you wanted to discuss it with your family. That makes sense as a new grad who presumably still lives with their parents. It also makes sense if you're in your 30s or above and have a wife and kids. I'm at that age in the mid to late 20s where the recruiter might be like, what family? It's not like I need to confirm with my gf that my new job is ok lmao>>107096419Arent they literally releasing these with the Tesla robots? Idk I dont really keep up with new tech until my friends inform me of it (I am considering getting an Oura ring)
>>107092078This is literally me, except I dont want to be judged for not having a life so I only actually submit my stuff the next morning. >>107096411This, for some reason during a time when anyone could possibly ping me makes me nervous and less productive
>>107096419Around five years. Top AI and robotic companies are collaborating secretly on developing technologies that would allow for fluid, life-like articulation for robotic limbs and new computer architecture based on hyper parallelization that can mimic human brains.
>>107088173it wasn't a joke though. I was an SDEII at amazon and they laid off a third of my org (including me).
>>107087951>>107088677Historically, periods of time with high unemployment among young, lower class, physically robust men resulted in either a war or really high violent crime rates. Tech workers, meanwhile, tend not to be as low impulse or physically violent on average, but I wonder if we will start seeing an increase in cyber crimes as a result of large numbers of technically competent people being unemployed
i physically cannot tolerate 60+ hour weeks anymore but every single job i get i always wind up with 60+ hour weeks despite rigorously defining and fighting for my boundaries. and it's always because i'm the only smart motherfucker, it gets identified, csuites push new contracts, dump the work on me. if i don't do it more work piles up and i'm doubly fucked the next day. there's no fucking winning because the entire industry is managed by fucking retards who hire more retards and do retarded shit. i'm sick of herding cats. i'm sick of telling retards in meetings why they're retarded without making them feel stupid. i'm sick of CEOs joining all hands and talking about lofty goals while they're clearly sitting in a bar. i'm sick of everything that comes with being a senior. i hope everyone fucking burns.
>talking to recruiter about position she engaged me about (.NET dev with React frontend)>chat for 15 minutes >"But anon... It says here you have no React experience">She says they will put forward the candidate with experience with C# and unity and some react because the account manager really wants react >UnityI don't think the other dev even had web dev experience based on what she was saying. Why did she even reach out?
>>107097273Being smart is a gift you should be using to hide your power level and control the pace of your own work while still being indispensable
>>107097273If you're so smart and good at your work and indispensable just say no. What are they gonna do, fire you?
>>107097419impossible. like i said, either i do the work and get piled on, or i don't do the work and it piles up and then shit REALLY goes downhill.>>107097449i'm not gonna keep repeating myself.
>>107097419>>107097449>>107097559oh and also there's the whole thing where other people are intelligent and will notice you being intentionally obtuse and then work to get you fired if you don't single mindedly dedicated yourself to work like they do. there's one in every company.
>>107097273>i physically cannot tolerate 60+ hour weeks anymore but every single job i get i always wind up with 60+ hour weeks>csuites push new contracts, dump the work on me. if i don't do it more work piles up and i'm doubly fucked the next day.>there's no fucking winning because the entire industry is managed by fucking retards who hire more retards and do retarded shit. i'm sick of herding catsI'm sorry anon but.. you are the one letting it happen. grow some balls and tell them to fuck off with their retardation.like the other anons said, learn to say no. also, learn to ask for resources and to impose your opinions against their decisions. tell them they need to hire more people, and that you are the one that will approve the candidates.there is this saying, "if you want a thing done well, do it yourself". apply that not only to your work, but to the things that affect you.
>>107097581in what planet do you guys live on that people actually listen when you come to them with detailed rational explinations why they are dumb and the business model is unsustainable? i'm dying to fucking know.
>>107097581must be a smaller company to allow you this level of flexibility. Most people get fucked like the guy you are replying to.
>>107097591>they are dumb and the business model is unsustainableyou were complaining about working too much, and now you are complaining about something completely different...try reflecting on that, btw. they are the ones making money and "talking about lofty goals while they're clearly sitting in a bar" while you work 60+ hours. who knows, maybe they don't actually give a shit about anything except extracting money from a corporation, and you are their useful tool. no wonder they make you work 60+ hours.maybe just stop giving a shit, stop working with retards, get a new job, next time refuse to work 60+ hours and don't make yourself responsible for other people's work (or lack thereof).but again, I'm sorry to tell you, but YOU allow them to treat you like that.
>>107097633i actually have a friend like him who says the same shit because they've falled into one lucky ass c series funding job after the other where there are zero expectations and all the individual initiative allowed, with real honest to god pay. then they treat me like i'm some kind of idiot for being within the standard deviations for senior corporate asshole. drives me fuckin NUTS.
It honestly feels like if you're tired of Indians you're just locked out of IT.
>>107097633>>107097667LMAO fuckin SEE? >>107097662i hate survivorship bias so goddamn much. shut this fucking retard up someone PLEASE.
>baww I work too much this project is a failure they keep wasting my time and company money baww>they go to bars while asking me to work harder baww>noo I'm not responsible for my own decisions and destiny>I have no alternatives, everywhere is the same, everyone good has to work 60+ hours while my retarded coworkers and the C-suites don't give a shityeah, ok. just keep crying then. surely that will solve your problems.btw, do you have savings? if not, then... lol.
/twg/ents, I'm in the market for a hobby. What hobbies do you all have?
>>107097754can fucking your mom be considered a hobby?what about finding vulns and selling them for a couple of millions?
>>107097754Baking, brewing alcohol, fixing up the house, crying. Yep normal stuff.
>>107093700Well I don't have a fucking girlfriend or anything so yeahMy mortgage weighs on my brainAny ideas? If I just get $100,000 it goes away
seriously though, here's an advice for you goys:do NOT get a mortgage or some kind of credit, or anything that can be used to enslave you, at least not until you have enough savings to be able to tell your boss/employer to fuck off and die in a fire without consequences.
>>107097754espresso
>>107097862>until you have enough savingsI'll never have that. Even ten years of salary isn't enough because then what?
>>107097725>>107097862the fact that you had to invent a bunch of assumptions about my economic aptetude speaks to your retardation. where do you work. i'm gonna get a job there. i'm well practiced at bullying people who are much better at not listening so i should be able to bulldoze all the pussies at your company.
>>107097754Posting here and video games -_-
>>107097911kek, I'm sorry internet tough guy, I just asked a question and told anons to stop being retarded to the point of being exploited to death. I never implied anything about your economic status. I actually idgaf about you, even less than before after discovering that you just wanted to cry. good luck with your life.
>>107097937i suspect you don't actually work in tech and just like to harvest malcontent despite your suggestion that you don't give a fuck.
>>107097953anon, not all of us are well paid american slaves. I myself am not american, have a decent not-overinflated wage, and my country has great worker protection laws that, among other things, wouldn't allow my employer to have me work for 60+ hours a week.also, houses here don't cost US$1m lol
>>107097754>What hobbies do you all have?I run two dnd campaigns. Very rewarding. But it's work, I spend saturdays prepping when I have a sunday game
>>107095661no but since I started working there the perfectly fine flush levers were replaced by those auto flush sensors that always flush mid shit causing splashing and the big toilet paper rolls frequently fall out of the holders onto the sometimes wet floor because they are only held in there by 1cm long nubs on each side of the roll rather than a bar through the roll
>>107087801There's no fundamental difference between Jeets and Jews.Jeets are just way more crude and stupid.
>>107088621>be me>be wfh nap-Chad>team starts ringing>oh shit oh shit oh shit>click accept so I don't miss the call but don't join the call>start drinking water and doing practice lines "hello everyone" so they don't notice the "just out of bed voice">after a couple minutes I joinhello everyone!I'm 100% sure they know
>>107097754vidya + gooning
>>107094653And Covid was a mask-off that the world is 100% controlled by (((somebody))).And yet here we are.
>>107097754increasing shareholder value
Thots on CySa+?I want to get in to cybersecurity, but I also dont wanna do any comptia shit, alas, chatgpt says its a must HR cert.
I survived a few days at work without developing crazy ennui. Am I a normie now?
>>107097754whittlingmmaboard game night on fridayssnail mail
>>107097754vidya level design, sewing, general arts n crafts, light electronics repair, homebrewing fruit wine, terrorism, vaping, bicycling>>107098483>board game nightany time you see a wall of board games YOU JUST KNOW the owner is a sex fiend and probably specifically a swinger too
>>107098511Swinger yes i have no idea how so many of them could gather so quickly into a niche so quickly. Not to mention board game designers are straight up sexual hounds.
>>107097754I dont have any hobbies because I dont get any kind of validation from them.
So which one of you jeets broke youtube?
>>107098652WORKSFORME
>>107098652saar i ping domain and it is up please revert ticket
>>107098602i feel like its an artefact of general "americans play yuro board game nights" being so adjacent to sci-fi/fantasy nerds, and sci-fi/fantasy nerds being absolute degens mostly into crazy primitivist fantasies where everyone is fucking and fighting, probably both at once
>>107096648the person who was supposed to care about your performance will get fired, and you laid off, unless you figure out how to get some work to do around there. You basically have three options1) find another job2) do nothing and get laid off3) tell your manager that your former team is not giving you much work so you have capacity and want something to work ona word about (3) yeah, nobody actually wants something to work on, work fucking sucks but that's why they pay you. Just fake it like you want some work because in the long run that's the only way to not get laid off or fired. TLDR; if you have nothing to work on and let that situation fester you will get laid off or your manager will get fired AND you will get laid off.
GM Sars
>>107098511What's that between fruit wine and vaping?
>>107098902
Tomorrow is the three week mark since my third and final interview with the security managers of a bigger company. I've emailed the recruiter twice since and recently messaged one of the L2's that I hit it off with during the second interview on LinkedIn. I've gotten 0 replies from the recruiter or even the L2.It's impossible that I'm still in the running for this job... right?Pic related, mfw a multimillion dollar company wasted a month of my life and kept me dangling for no apparent reason other than to just fuck with me.
>>107098929oh fu-
>>107098475Yeah you might be
>>107098929No u Ni-
>>107093205realistically, WW1 is where it really started getting stupid. a war that killed everyone useful and was led by retards who thought K:D ratios and local approval ratings mattered more than economies staying solvent, followed by muh great depression
>>107097754dragon dildos
>>107098877We'll see, I'm definitely not going to just sit around and wait to get laid off. I've already asked a few times for more stuff to do but it's largely been shadowing. I've been transferred for about a month now and my new manager 's basically said that I have a grace period of 3-6 months where he expects me to be pretty useless. We'll see, I guess.
>>107099117Oh, that's great, ok so new manager is in the loop. Yeah, as long as you definitely do not hide that you want work and have availability then you should be good to go. You might even suggest some self-training stuff, offer to get certifications in network engineering, stuff like that. Heck you may even want to pivot to being a legit SecOps person. Don't get stuck in a DevOps role tho, unless you want to get developer work thrown on you like: figure out how to get his to compile.
>>107099168Yeah, I've mostly been doing some roadmap.sh stuff. I have no formal CS background so during the workday I'm fucking around with terraform and then in the evening's I'm working through a python crash course. I'm fine with devops at this company since it seems pretty chill and I like the guys I work with, and the company's not big enough to have something like a SecOps role. I've asked about certs/etc but my manager's been largely indifferent, sort of a learn as I go thing. I may think about them a year or two down the line if/when I want to pivot.
Average day of a brazilian doing remote work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx1qZf1Y6Cw
>>107093523Power move.
>>107096925>we are an over 80% jeetedMy condolences.
Sirs please do the needful with the upgradation
>>107097754Cycling, fishing, making model planes in 1:48 scale, personal programming projects.If you're burned out from work I wouldn't recomment the last one. Create something tangible with your hands or choose a hobbie that requires spending time outdoors.
>>107094734I put it in a metal fucking box with a lock on it
>>107097273>if i don't do it more work piles up and i'm doubly fucked the next dayOnce you start putting shit down the moment your shift is over regardless of how much there is to do and not touching it until you're clocked in the next day they might get the hint
>>107099069I doubt the leadership was particularly less intelligent than at any other period in historyWhat I’m sure of, however, is that it was the meeting (and breaking) point between so-called gentlemanly warfare and industrialisation where the old methods suddenly didn’t work in the face of rapidly advancing technologies (accurate rifles sniping your leadership, machineguns destroying entire companies, heavy artillery barrages from 10km away, chemical attacks…
>get tired of client micromanaging me>start lowering my output to see if they terminate the contract early (I have to give 1 month notice so it isn't worth to do it from my side, as it's ending by end of 2025).>mfw they don't terminate it, they just give me more work and meetings to attend.
Opinions on the following please, I gotta decide:AccentureDeloittepwcKPMGUS, for a backend/data role. I think they're all a bit sus but idk anyone that's been inside.
don't want to anymore just want to be a neet but don't want to live with parents eitherall i need is a part time job to cover expensesstacking shelves part time sounds good to me, like physical activity while you can just think about stuff and then go home after 4-5 hourswhat's wrong with thisbecause the alternatives are just shit
>>107096648I read your other replies too and it seems like you're in "the comfy before the storm". I give you between 2-6 months A comfy job where you're not learning anything always feels a little sucky since it feels like you're trapped. The comfy job is worth it though. Remember that you'll have 40 hours a week to learn (and if you're actually passionate about this stuff and don't have debilitating vices like a drug or phone addiction you WILL learn on your own time during times you are bored) when you get laid off. I'd casually start interviewing around, making a doc to practice common interview questions, update your resume etc right now. Literally just set 30 minutes to an hour for a couple of days to get yourself set up for when the inevitable happens
>>107096998>When I was a new grad the go-to line after a recruiter gives you an offer and you want to sit on it before negotiating, your excuse was to say you wanted to discuss it with your family. That makes sense as a new grad who presumably still lives with their parents. It also makes sense if you're in your 30s or above and have a wife and kids. I'm at that age in the mid to late 20s where the recruiter might be like, what family? It's not like I need to confirm with my gf that my new job is ok lmaoIn my experience, with recruiters specifically, is that they REALLY want to hear a number from you. I tried doing the whole "I'm flexible and open to discuss with you" weasel during an initial interview with a recruiter for a defense position and they doubled down and we're like "just getting an initial number would be good to get the ball rolling". It's extra annoying too because in my area compensation is based on company not based on difficulty of work so it's a guessing game to try and not look too worthless or too expensive at the same time.
I am a tech and my boss the director - they just suddenly left their jobdoes that automatically mean I get promoted basically or am I gonna be fired lol
How do you get into Accenture?
>>107100995No such job exists that allows to live. Either full time work or neetdom.
>>107100960Accenture because the rest are pretty much for business not technology. They are not technical.
>>107100960This is a weird group of companies to have tech positions you're thinking about A bunch of accounting firms/auditors and contractors Deloitte isn't bad either because working for them just means "you are employable" and you can literally work in any field with Deloitte experience because you could be doing anything and the interviewer would believe whatever you sayDo you have an economics/accounting background? Again it's just so weird for pwc and KPMG to show up alongside Accenture and Deloitte unless you specialized in doing something compliance-y>>107101144I worked for 6 months without a manager, or a manager's manager. Whether that's a good thing depends on your company and level of experience and self startedness. Personally I kind of resented it after a few months. What's going to happen is you're going to be expected to keep up with your deliverables until the next "cycle", whatever that looks like for your company and then who knows, maybe someone is promoted maybe you're all downsized it really depends on your company
>>107101172Front door.
>>107101144>does that automatically mean I get promoted basicallyProbably not.>am I gonna be fired lolProbably not.
>>107100960You have to decide because you have 4 contracts on your hand? They're all shitty consultancies who will squeeze every but of time and energy you have, sometimes not even giving you technical experience. But at the end of the day it all depends on the project/client you will be put on, and hopefully for you it's just 1
New workplace laptop budget is so strict that I couldn't even get a 16-inch MacBook. Had to settle for a 14-inch one.
I can only do 2-3 hours of real work now and when I come home I immediatelly fall asleep.
LMAO
>>107101493is this something workers can fix?
>>107101397I ended up on a shitty project and wasted years of my time. Those companies can be good for you or extremely bad for you.
>>107101505no, only NEETs
>>107101505It's something they could've fixed if they weren't fired.
>>107101516nta, the last time I had landed at a consultancy I was putting out fires for the worst codebases I've ever worked with. It was not good.
>>107101516Wasted how?
>Interview with consultancy, manager and tech lead present>"Do you have any questions, anon?">"How much work/life balance do you have in this team?">Manager jumps in, switching to happy to serious face>"Anon, that question is more personal than related to the company and varies depending on the individual, so it doesn't apply"Pic related. If they don't call me back for asking this question then I will have dodged a bullet.
>>107101608>Wasted how?NTA but there are retards who think you can learn on the job so they think getting paid while not learning is "wasting time"Learning is learning. Very rarely do you have an opportunity to truly learn on the job. Especially nowadays that AI should be writing all your code for you so you can spend that free time doing whatever you want (such as actually learning)
>>107101608Learning enterprise softwares thereby not getting any transferrable experience.
>>107101769Sounds like the manager was unhappy you're a human being not a slave. Asking for work-life balance would be a red flag if e.g I was a Silicon Valley startup CEO so it goes both ways If you're getting interviews even with consultancies you're still doing great. This hiring era compared to early 2024 feels much more focused on recruiters and consultancies being a middle-man to vouch for competence now that the technical interview is dead >>107101797There's no such thing as "transferrable experience" retard, you just practice the right things to say based on the job listing, or you learn on your own time.
>>107101834The thing is I have saved up plenty of money and I get a lot of calls from recruiters, so fortunately I'm in a position where I'm not desperate and therefore I can filter out any job that could be a trap. What I'm looking for now is a job that pays adequately and doesn't overwork me to be bone. These questions helps, and seeing the manager tighten the leash on the lead dev by shutting down the question so fast made me understand these guys must be doing unpaid extra hours like crazy sometimes.
>>107101797It's transferrable to another job that requires it lolCan you even get experience in, say, Snowflake as a individual developer? Don't think so, so if a job wants it for a senior position having previous experience is the only way (from an HR point of view, which is unfortunately the entry barrier)
>>107101865>Can you even get experience in, say, Snowflake as a individual developer?You can absolutely get experience in anything cloud-related as a hobby dev. Also you're supposed to just lie, and if you can lie convincingly that you used snowflake then who cares? Because if you can describe a fake scenario of working with snowflake you probably can figure out how to use it for real>>107101858Just be careful since abundance of interviews/interest parties can dry up at any time. I also have multiple interviews this week but I am aware that winter holidays are right around the corner so if it don't find a good match this week I'll probably be waiting until January
Got yet another reminder of how bad I am at thinking on my feet.In this case, I was to diagnose a PC that wouldn't boot. It wasn't the RAM, resetting CMOS didn't help, and this PC had onboard graphics. I was about to try swapping the CPU, going so far as to take off the cooler, when I recalled another odd incident and decided to try replacing the power supply.It was the power supply.So then I had to get the cooler back on. I somehow got the idea that I would have to take the motherboard off (this looked to be a pretty cheap case). I got most of the motherboard screws off before I learned that the motherboard does indeed come off.And to top it off, it somehow never occurred to me to inform the customer of the diagnostic fee until the job is done. I got too caught up in the assumption that the job was going to be a quickie until it was clear it wasn'tMaybe I should stop doing diagnostics in front of the customer, but what if it does turn out to be something small and the customer already left?
>>107101930Bleh, meant to say the other panel comes off
>>107101930>Maybe I should stop doing diagnostics in front of the customer, but what if it does turn out to be something small and the customer already left?Just admit that you are retarded to give them a equal footing. make sure to cover your paper work and always keep learning. A+, Net+, Sec+ covers most of the basics.
>>107101930>Maybe I should stop doing diagnostics in front of the customer, but what if it does turn out to be something small and the customer already left?Try a few things in front of him (swapping RAM, replacing CMOS battery). If that doesn't fix it tell him you'll call once you've figured it out.
>>107101493Hey @Grok, please fix us-east-1 and don't make any mistakes.
>>107101930>Maybe I should stop doing diagnostics in front of the customer, but what if it does turn out to be something small and the customer already left?Wait two hours and then send a text that the PC is ready.
>>107101505no, only JEETS
>manager trying to lure me back into office with training for badass softwareshould i go in
>>107102007get your training done in person then go back to being remote
>>107101930Best buy geek squad isn't tech workI would have written a ruder reply if I were employed >>107102007If you're being lured back to office, either accept going back to the office as a new normal or start applying to places
>>107101930Niggers in this thread will lay into this guy but will spend all day trying to debug a syntax error.
>want to change jobs>look at job market>meh i'll just stay and just turn my brain off for the retarded shitanyone else?
>>107102061Claude is so competent now that I don't even go into issues when I have a code problem, I just go get a snack while the little guy worksI literally have found and fixed bugs for SOTA AI libraries this way for my local hardware but unfortunately I only use AI for sexy children so I can never make PRsBut no seriously the writing is on the wall when it comes to Claude Code. The only thing I can hope for is for someone to find a staggering amount of work for AI-enhanced humans to work on. Maybe this will be a jobs program from the government to keep programmers busy, like how every government keeps their nuclear scientists busy so they don't get poached by other governments or end up causing a nuclear meltdown in their garage because they're bored
>>107102160Me! Me !!! I love jeets!I love jeets so much omg!
anyone hate how contrarian this general is? if you blogpost on anything, you just get blown up. i thought we're suppose to be supportive work buddies but instead you guys are like randall
>>107102228mayb quit being a retarded furfaggot and we wont own you on the daily
>>107102228>Supportive this is 4chan your expectations should be getting shit on for making stupid decisions. If you need a hug for no reason go to reddit faggot.
>>107102271Reddit doesn't hug you unless you love israel
>>107102271>>107102228
>>107102228>>107102271What is there to be supportive or optimistic about anymore? Everything sucks ass and we’re all on the verge of burning tf out or already burning out and this place is our venting area. And nothing will get better only worse.
>>107101930power supply issues are hard to identify, precisely because no one thinks its the PSU and so it becomes the last thing to think of.
>>107102290Its a flip flop on that topic. Also they hug you if you are a woman(man) or a faggot(black man)
Do any of you work on personal projects during your shift? I feel like this is the only way I can keep my sanity.
>>107100522lmao you retard
>>107102304yeah but even venting apparently everything is your fault and you're stupid and you should be lucky to even have a job. it's demoralizing.
>>107102319I spend all my energy 1 hour into my 8 hour days and then procrastinate until i can fuck off home and go sleep
>>107102322I appreciate the venting but you should expect doomer piled shit from this website. I got some really good resume/interview shit from here that reddit or any other forum could not answer.
>>107102319some of us do actual work and have """""performance metrics""""" and """""company values""""" drilled into our heads like actual slaves
>>107102319Yeah I sit down every evening to work on my personal project.
>>107102343doomer pill is one thing, getting fucked at work and then everyone mocking and shitposting on you here is just another. shit sucks dude. you'd probably have better advice from chatgpt or something than here.
>>107102373Always be the least smart person in the room otherwise you're in the wrong room.
can companies stop introducing AI agents for fucking everything? it's giving me so much overhead in investigating for security flaws and actual usability and most of the time (all of the time) oh it's fucking shit. who would've known?
>>107102373Meh i haven't used AI in any format. But the reality is this place is at least honest if not painfully anecdotal.
>>107102165can you share the diffs here? I'm sure there are anons here who would appreciate easier sexy children on their machine
>>107102387Nah, I would disagree with honest. they're just looking to beef with anything.
Anyone else just feel like they are trying to hold on to their (shitty) job right now with how bad the market is, so that in a few years you can job hop? I hate where I currently am, but the market is so shit I can't even get callbacks for anything else. 4 years ago I had recruiters clamoring over me.
>>107102410Everyone here. I feel like I'm the only one writing shit on the wall while everyone seems to just be in lala land and sip the kool aid.
>>107098473Red hat linux cert, CISSP, Masters degree in Cyber security and any GIAC cert then you are fine.
>>107102410personally i'd be annoyed and disheartened if i lost my new job but was already financially comfortable, kinda. and if i keep this job and don't move LE UP OR OUT in 5 years, I would probably start looking for a new one because I am basically an IT monkey, just on an exotic system. The pay, while comfortable, isn't amazing either.
>>107102410yesJob market has been fucked all year. People who say it will recover soon are copingIf you have a job right now, don't leave unless your boss is raping you or something. The chance you'll find a better one are slim to none
>>107102525>don't leave unless your boss is raping you or something. >go to work>get creampied by boomers all shift instead of doing any actual worknot seeing the problem
>>107102410Yep, I had a great job with an awesome Work/Life balance and the company was acquired. Guess what happened next? Layoffs, and I was impacted. It was the comfiest 2.5 years of my career, even if there were times when I had to put a lot of hours the company knew how to reward that effort. Now I'm a contractor so because of the nature of contracts I'm looking for something more permanent, but I'm very picky about them. I just want to chill and have a normal job with normal demands and working hours.
>new PM is turning chill job into sweatshop>UHM HOW LONG IS THAT GOING TO TAKE?i don't fucking know faggot leave me the fuck alone
You guys have PMs?
>>107102590I'm the PM, the BA and the dev.
Good morning sirsOur team velocity has been low. We need to increase our team velocity. Everyone should take double the amount of stories each week
>>107102599>mfw PM/BA/Dev oh and you can't talk to the actual team to figure out what they want or even what they're doing today otherwise their VP will have a shit fit that we're trying to change something.bro what the fuck gay shit office politics is this
>>107102228I blogpost all the time but have never been told to fuck off, at worst I get ignored, at best I get a friendly TJDIt’s comfy
How is FAA/Airfield IT? I am thinking of moving over for more job security.
>>107102799i've heard it's all win98 boxes in maintenance and have seen first hand that the stuff that drives displays is XP and Win Server 08
>>107102799I have a friend who does some kind of coding for the FAA and he likes it. Works remote and fucks around a lot as far as I can tell.
>>107102821I am uniquely qualified since i never touched XP but i messed with Win 98 and Win 7. >>107102826Any clue what language he is learning?
>>107102590I am the PM
>>107102860boomer places like that always harp on needing experience with these ancient OS's but really all they're looking for is that you don't hit the windows button and start typing like it's W10 and don't burst into treats upon seeing COM.EXEluckily if you're a le power user on a windows box at home, most of the stuff you use to unfuck things haven't changed much since Win 3.1
My new prospective employer has been ordering equipment, including e-waste that I didn't request and nobody told me about, like their life depended on it. Meanwhile sending me the contract was clearly a lower priority since the email with the contract arrived later than a courier at my door.Just finished reading the contract and had to send a long list of notes to HR.
>>107102590We just got a new project manager and the first thing he says on his first call is "why doesn't anyone turn their webcam on? I'm going to get people to start doing that"Always a good idea to piss everyone off and change how a team does shit on your first day
>>107102919lowkey I think the entire reason I got promoted was because I was one of the only people on the team to always have my webcam on in meetings. My boss said I was a strong "culture driver" and "leader" when I literally do nothing except have my webcam on
>>107102970>>107102919boomers became OBSESSED with video telecon during coofi think it's because when they were young the "video phone" was the futurism thing coming in two weeks trust ze plan and now it's finally here, cheap, and prolific
>>107102891Thanks anon
>>107102919I managed to keep my webcam off despite manager requests to start doing it. Now I'm unemployed!
I don't get old types at all. am I fucked?
>>107103014If you are 25 then you are old faggot.
>>107103019naw
>>107103070Here is your management team they are all 24yr and have been working in the industry before you were born. Can you please max out your 401k so these old fucks can retire off of your inputs.
>>107103122NOOOOOOOOOO
>page 9@everyone we need a new thread, friends. who is available for this task?
>>107103246@everyone sirs please do the needful
Strive bro wanna play a couple of matches later this afternoon? im tired of work lol
>>107103321no i work nights now and should probably have already left home
god damn it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHget me OUT
>Guy next to me loudly talks to himself while thinking, so loud that I can hear him through the noise canceling earphones as clear as day.As long he doesn't start saying schizo shit, I can live with it. It does not last long thankfully.
>>107101898how about palantir which seems to be the hot shit now? you're either in a company using it or how can I put in on a resume?
>>107103451>shit nowOhh no nooo noooo nooo anon
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