Chinese edition 中文版>resources 材料Y'all know the drill. Leetcode neetcode etc.>coping 神经病SNAP... oh waitI think we're genuinely headed towards a recession>emigration 出国It's worse outside america. Yes this includes india and chinaBut that doesn't mean america is good or nice>go to nursing! Go to law school, go to med school 读护士学!读法律!读医学!If you find cs degree a slog, you'll find med school and law school and nursing and trades a slog.
>>107140398Way too early, retard
Furries run IT. I suggest you find another field to work in if you've got a problem with that.
>>107140416Wrong, faggot.
>>107140431IT is not Tech. You should find another thread to post in before we need to make some calls about you :)
>>107140433>>107140444Holy shit. Checked.
>>107140421>canadian>crossdresser>loyal and cuddly>avionics knower>railgun enjoyergta6 protagonist will never be as good, sorry
>>107140431It's good to be back in the company of a professional!
>>107140231The only reasons this was the right answer>display a coherent, critical thought process >display genuine personality and self development by not being afraid to step outside the boundaries of acceptable social behavior You can't ask for more than this
>>107140547>right answerWhat was the question?
>>107140564>a user comes to you, waves his arm at all around him, and says THE MISSION IS OVER; WE FAILED
>>107140564You are talking to a pedophile >>107140475
>>107140587someone's off his meds
another uneventful weekend working on personal projects and hoping for a breakthrough that will set me free from wage slavery. a man can dream.
>mysql regexp replacement is shit and used pandas instead to answer the question
>>107140547>genuine personality and self development>by telling the customer he's stupid and lying about contracts
>>107140603Yeah :3
>>107140603the customer is often stupid and lying tho
>>107140608>>107140610Are using that proxy site?
>>107140603I, as the new dustman himself, have done gone to my boss a few times already saying "uhhhhh X thing isn't working..." and it turned out it simply wasn't on (or was on, but not running some critical service that was trivial to start)still genuinely unsure why they hired me
>>107140623>ARE USING THAT PROXY SITE SAAR?
>>107140623He probably is, considering that its owner is a well known zoophilic pedophile, look him up, he got doxxed years ago, not even the shartyfaggots dare to visit that site
>>107140650>shartyfags are smarter than furtranniesFucking grim.
>>107140628actualy so far in just a few days of actually on site working>hey boss the fake camera is somehow failing its "IBIT"(POST) process when I bring up the servers>it's reporting as not passing POST because the sim isn't even running, the camera doesn't even technically exist yet, idiot. >hey boss the fake camera isnt working even when the rest of the sim is reporting as OK>the simulation software is running but a scenario hasn't started so no time has actually passed so no frames have been processed, idiot.>the controller for the fake camera reports it's down so i just used a different station>the controller for the fame camera isn't even on, it's stuck in a boot loop, idiot.>the camera reports it's working but it's just a black screen.>the camera is literally actually covered by a shroud, it's in stow mode for landing/takeoff, idiot.idk why but so far every thing i've fucked up for sheer skill issue (or at least has made me feel actually genuinely dumb and not just inexperienced) has been related to that stupid fucking camera
>>107140685Funny, I have already filtered you but I forgot to add >Mass replyingto the filter, thanks for the reminder.
>>107140685Only two of those posts are mine though
>>107140626kek, reminds me of the time our sysadmin couldn't figure out why a server wasn't showing up, guy spent a solid 2 days trying to troubleshoot it before I asked if port 443 was open, he nearly punched a hole in the wall when it worked
>>107140683Cute umbreon :3
>>107140547unironically my boss in the military forwarded me the recommendation letter he sent on my behalf (to a different company, but i got permission to reuse) and it said something about me dealing well with stress having not getting turnt for a week and looking at my conduct at work and thinking on how my bosses talk to me and how i've acted in general, honestly, I think I'm pretty hard to shake. stuff is always stupid, but stuff is always fixable. jokes abound about how dumb things are but my off the cuff response has been some variant of "I've seen dumber; this is workable and I don't have any better ideas anyway, let alone the GUMPTION for an engineering change" almost every time.i still like drinking and intentionally working myself up and see myself continuing to do so, but this is a venting method. straight copiumliterally today >the controller for the fake camera reports it's down so i just used a different station>the controller for the fame camera isn't even on, it's stuck in a boot loop, idiot.i literally just had to walk ten feet over to the server room and look at one(1) light. but again, conversation basically went>all you had to do was physically look at it, child>yeah i got lazy and didn't remember it even had its own box anyway>fair, except when someone wants to use it, but most people would have just shut off the whole room so at least you're not that sillyagain, still unsure why they hired me of all applicants
>>107130204Just go back to school, it's never too late. But don't make the mistake I made of actually finishing your CS degree. Literally, just get into nursing. Even associate in nursing or something like a lab technician is infinitely more valuable than a CS degree due to job security etc... Especially in today's market. The only way to be comfy is to be into medicine.
im unhealthily reviewing my old posts and realizing that my job in the military was/is an incredibly fucked up work environment even just on the IT dustman things and in just a few weeks of working a "real" job (still military adjacent, but as a civilian) people outright lie so much less and actual real documentation that isn't post-it notes right on equipment is so much more availableit didn't come up at work as A Thing but the other day the solution to something was to look up an engineering document of a space. it was just in a cabinet, available, and I was assured that electronic copies exist and are "only" a year or two out of date. I spent several years on the ships struggling to get literally one drawing of one patch panel and only got it because I convinced the contractor working on replacing one that had failed to leave me his copy and print a new one for himself once he was done crimping things.
I have a job
Us big buck niggers need to stick together.
>>107140841i noticed the hash randomizer randomizes the 0,0 coordinates pixel's properties, did you think of that yourself or did you get inspiration somewhere? :3c
me chineseme no jokeme put pee pee in your coke
>>107140595Working in tech is still wage slavery, retard
>>107142505I may be a wage slaveI enjoy my jobCan you say the same
>>107140931same
>>107142521>happiness in wage slaveryNow that's what I call being buck broken
>>107140398Hey chink you forgot stratascratch, the leetcode for data engineers. https://platform.stratascratch.com
Got a final round interview, maybe I’ll have a new job before year end
>>107143194It's sad how you need months to get through interviews
Will it ever be possible for below average programmers to get a job again or have we been permanently locked out of the industry at this point?
>>107143227your best options are identifying as anything but a straight white male, and nepotism
>>107143227Maybe become above average by doing a masters and a PhD?
>>107143258Lacking credentials isn't what I meant by below average. I mean that I can't really do anything more advanced than web dev codemonkey shit. I'm retarded at math and the only way I got into this industry in the first place was by doing web design and then transitioning into web dev, back in the 2010s when the industry was willing to hire anyone without even coding tests.
>>107143311How many YOE? At which companies? What were you tasked to do? What positions are you applying for?
>>107143311But can you make computer thing that works that generates value within a prescribed time frame to specifications?
>>107143339I've only ever worked for startups and small companies, most of which failed and don't even exist anymore. I have more almost 15 yoe but pretty much every job I had was in a different language and framework, so I've used js, php, python, angular, react, laravel, django, jquery, wordpress, etc. but I don't even have 2 yoe in any one stack. Back then I would get hired pretty much on the spot for just knowing how to do web dev at all, that's how desperate people were for devs.
>>107140398I'm considering transferring to our company's Chinese branch.Would they accept an unsociable European? Some people did transfer there, but with normie background and jobs.The Chinese work hours seem good.
How do you not be bad at competency questions?I never know what's a good answer to the question, or how much detail to go into. Sometimes I even just go blank.Even going through a list on common ones and jotting down answers before hand, I hardly ever remember my answers in the interview.I have an anxiety condition, and even with the anti-anxiety meds interviews are hell for me.
>>107143411>I have experience in lots of different languages!Great!>Less than two years of experience in any of them!Oh... So what you're trying to say is that you have zero decent skills in anything? Gotcha.
>>107143829You have it all wrong, bubMy method is simple, elegant: if they start acting smug/patronizing/cynic/rude/childish, I simply get up, walked out of the room and SLAM THE DOOR AS HARD AS I POSSIBLY CAN BECAUSE FUCK THEM, THAT'S WHYWHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO? THEY ARE GONNA STOP ME FROM EXITING THE BUILDING? CALL SECURITY? HOW ABOUT MY FOOT = IN YOUR MOUTH? SOUNDS GOOD? GREAT!
>>107143829>How do you read the job title/necessary skills part of an application and perform the bare minimum research on them to make sure you are not a complete retard while being interviewed?
>>107143899Yeah but I was able to make a career out of it for 15 years. I didn't expect things to suddenly change this much this fast.
I'm already working in China, but not in tech.Living the dream rn.
>>107140685>>107140709>[Deleted]Mods = gods
>>107143258>Doing a masters and a PhD>He thibks that makes a programmer "above average"Lol, lmao even.
>>107140431Jeets run IT. I suggest you find another field to work in if you've got a problem with that.>ftfy
>>107144220Besides, new job for those who do masters in CS is McDonald's. It just shows you're incompetent if 4 years is not enough, unless you get into AI but you must be ClosedAI tier at research or they won't consider you.
>>107144224kek
>>107143411Unfortunately the industry is ran by binary thinking box ticking fucktards that can't recognise transferable skills.
>>107144282If you can't market your skills in such a way that explains how they can be transferred that's on you.
>>107144496And who determines which skills are valuable or not for a company, retard?
/utwg/ is unironically much whiter than /twg/. /utwg/ is for The White Man™.
>>107143311Credentials are qualifications.Experience has become worthless because of AI making coding faster.
>>107144719>>107143311Other people haven't mattered for a while. Ignore them and build something yourself or fuck off to the trades.
>>107144719How does having a degree that didn't teach you one single practical thing about developing software make you qualified for a software dev job?
>>107144719>bro you don't need to know how to read or write code just let AI do it all for you
First "unfortunately" for a warehouse position. What the fuck is going on? How can I not get jobs I was getting in high school?
>>107144937>please hire my autistic soft college boypussy for a warehouse job instead of pedro who has been working in warehouses all his life
>>107144937Maybe you're overqualified so you need to remove your credentials next time you apply.Believe it or not, they get scared when they see a guy with a PhD applying for a warehouse position.
>>107140431>FurriesAll the panel interviews I have had over the last three years have been Indians. Hence why my white ass is still unemployed.
>>107140472>A FUCKING CARTOON
>>107144937I'm in the same boat. I'm not 40 with a masters degree (not some gay humanities degree), and i can't get a call back from restaurants, grocery stores, bakeries, warehouses, actual jobs in my field, nothing. I was in a better financial position when I was 19.
>>107145335If you’re applying for retail or restaurant jobs always leave out your degree, they prefer to hire losers that didn’t go to college because they’re more likely to stay rather than hop to a better job
>>107145154>>107145390For the most part they don't even ask. I'm pretty sure all I had to give for the application was a yes/no on older than 18, that I lived in the general vacinity and the basic are you allowed to work in the us type stuff. They didn't ask for a work history or what education you have.>>107145335It's quite a shock. I had a good (but too easy and disappointing pay) job but decided to get a PhD to not get stuck at this low level of research. The department I worked at said I had a job waiting for when I graduated. The NIH cut all their funding months before I graduated. Can't even get an acknowledgment from anyone for PhD level work. Can't get a job in a local lab. Can't get a warehouse job. Jimmy Johns is the only place that has offered me an interview in 2 mo. When I was in college, there was a sign looking for manual laborers. I went up asked for the job and that was extent of finding a job.
>graduated in a state uni in the bay area in compsci in 2017>currently working in an amazon warehouse for 6 years>shift starts at 3am and during christmas or prime week it's 1am>because of the sleep schedule and physical work, I sleep during the afternoon and do nothing else except yt, browsing, or games>have never held an IT or software dev job (no corporate experience at all)>no project on github (at the very least, nothing noteworthy)>every time I think about my current situation and the future (I'm 30), I feel worry and anxiety>years of rotting my mind have me not retaining any academic knowledge, compsci or otherwiseI'm at my limit lads. What should I do besides having mental breakdowns and anxiety attacks?
>>107145556Apply for a masters or PhD to get back in the game. If you can't afford it take a student loan or choose a cheap university like uop or wgu. Lower your standards until you get the right job.
>>107145651I have looked at applying for a masters, but don't you need a resume and some references? My resume is pretty shoddy and references (past professors I assume), not sure how that would work.
>>107145687I'm doing the MBA at the WGU and they asked me for a transcript verifying receipt of my bachelor’s degree from a recognized, accredited institution and a resume demonstrating at least three years of significant experience in business, industry, or at a nonprofit organization. So it was no problem at all. Some universities ask for a letter for recommendation and you can get your friend to write one.
>>107145556>no project on githubSo what was the plan? Get a degree and then people give you money for having the degree? You have to actually apply the things you learned productively otherwise what's the point? Wasting 4 years of your life?
>>107145753I see, so letters of recommendation can be from anyone? Wonder why that's even a thing if anyone can write one for you>>107145772I got some schoolwork on there and fullstack project that was designed to simulate a corporate environment working in a team Unfortunately I lost my schoolwork github because I signed up with my university email, and that email has been deactivated some time after graduation. I believe that the uni email was required for some course. I did create a new github a year or two after graduation when I went through odin project and all that, attempting to relearn some stuff, though the lack of discipline won out.At amazon there's career choice for the workers and I signed up for a web dev bootcamp and I got a shoddy looking ecommerce fullstack site up and running. But now I'm just in a rut with no motivation to do anything else.
>>107145890You have to actually WORK at those jobs. They don't just give you money for having a piece of paper.
>>107145962What the fuck are you even trying to say, anon?
>>107145902Well to open your github they need to look at your cv and call you for the first interview. After that they take a look at the rest of your profile like your degree and github
>>107145890Zoomers are fucking stupid
>be 20 year old unifag>make a bunch of useless but public projects>get accepted to actual good internships>?????>Profit!leetcode is a meme btw it doesn't teach you anything useful
>>107146110Mind sharing your whereabouts/background?
>>107146118i live in bonglandgrew up pretty working class and did a ton of shit in my own timeused that shit in my university applications and got accepted
>>107146110Sajjaad Khadar had a masters in CS by 20 and an offer for 200k a year at Splunk. I'm not impressed.
>amazon wagie deleting posts out of shameYou love to see it.
>>107146043Are you referring to job recruiters or the masters program people? Either way the github + linkedin is in my resume so they'll probably also check those out before calling me for a first interview
>>107146172>masters at 20surely this just kills your social life?
>>107145985Nigger do you not know what a job is?
>>107140398>utwg is alive and very activemeanwhile>"/sugma/ - startup general" died at 100 postslol
>>107146279Startup funding has dried up.If grants are available for people then people create startups. There's no funding these days despite money supply going up, nobody knows where the printed money is going.
>>107146209Answer the question, retard
>>107146439>nobody knows where the printed money is goingHas you tried asking Ukraine/Israel?
thoughts on shopify? I may have a chance at data science. I wanted to do ML or SWE but I think that ship may have sailed in this market.Getting a direct referral from someone who reports to one of the c-suiters will probably do me a lot of help...
>>107140595>work on side projects>github repos maybe only get one or two looks per weeksuffering.
>>107146781have you tried showing them to employers
>>107146815like cold-emailing technical people at the company? Not yet.
It's >>107145556 again. Do you guys think the roadmap.sh projects are good enough to put on my resume?
>>107146826>why is nobody looking at my stuff? I made zero attempt to showcase it, wtf!
>>107146849You need certs., bubDon't listen to those faggots, the boomers and HR cunts working at these companies still care about those things.
>>107146945I already have a bachelors in compsci from 2017. Are you suggesting masters like the other anon?
>>107146963Which certs did you get while in uni (CCNA, AWS, etc.)?
>>107146996Ah, you mean those certs, I thought you were talking about certs in general. I don't have any certs besides a webdev bootcamp cert which I would imagine is pretty much useless.I thought those would be more of a sysadmin or devops route right? Not that I haven't considered going that route myself, starting with a comptia A+.What about an IEEE software engineering cert?
>>107147034>webdev bootcamp certAh yes, the "industry standard" webdev bootcamp cert.lmao
>>107146945>>107146996>>107147034You don't need certs if you have a degree. Quite the opposite, in fact.
>>107147157at amazon they offer career choice, basically they pay for your study like a bachelors at wgu or CDL, and stuff like that. For me, I just went with a webdev bootcamp since it has already been many years since I graduated compsci, so it was more of a refresher and gave me something to do..>>107147168Is a 2017 degree with no IT/software dev exp useless?
>>107140595>another uneventful weekend working on personal projects and hoping for a breakthrough that will set me free from wage slavery>wage slaveryWho's forcing you to work for a wage? Also, what the fuck are you even working on? Useless dogshit shovelware that nobody will give a fuck about?
>>107147034R*ddit has some very good down-to-earth secondhand information regarding IT certificateshttps://chatgpt.com/s/t_690fbf6c3a8c81918847826ba5fcdde0Basically, CompTIA A+ and CCNA are the main stepping stones for getting into helpdesk or entry-level networking roles. Some IT managers expect their staff to get at least one of them eventually.>What about an IEEE software engineering cert?https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/16oqvaj/ieee_professional_software_engineering_master_cert/Don't even bother.
>>107147187>Is a 2017 degree with no IT/software dev exp useless?yes because you don't have a portfoio.
>>107147235Should I work on some roadmaps.sh projects, then?
>did 3 final stages last week>1 rejection > 2 haven't said anythingI just wanted to get out of this constant application hell
>>107147207Don't forget Security+ will unlock government contracts. You're basically giving yourself a 30-40k salary boost from that alone.
>>107146439>nobody knows where the printed money is going.
>>107146279the gays/indians/chinese ycombinator strivers are not on this site in any appreciable number
>>107147679>only gays/indians/chinese wannabe startupers should care about making money, even though we are unemployed and have a lot of time in our hands
>>107147657M2 is going up now so there should be money but there isn't.
>>107147736did you miss the point of my post?the money is going into stocks. the stock market is fake and gay.
>>107146963I'm the guy who suggested the masters.I have 17 certifications. Maybe they're not good enough because I'm unemployed right now. But they did help me get a 20% raise last time I switched jobs.
>>107140398i dont come here often and am mostly out of the loop with this stuff but is it as bad as they say with regard to employment and job availability in the IT/tech world? worse? over exaggerated?
>>107147860It’s bad, juniors can’t get a call back anywhere, mids and seniors are getting laid off
Any anglo americans here considering moving back to England where it's easier to get jobs?
>>107147895That would be a massive paycut, it makes more sense to get all your shit paid for in Europe until you graduate and move to the US for higher salaries
>>107147246That's a start, but making something of your own that is actually useful demonstrates more than just rote memorization and basic knowledge. I think too many people here have adopted this idea that degree = job which led to them becoming these retarded lefties. It's only part of the equation. The real part is showing you actually know shit.
>>107147733There's no money to be made anymore. Big tech has swallowed up everything and it's impossible to compete against them as a startup. You could have a product that's 10x better than what they offer and you'll still fail because nobody will ever use it.
>>107147916I don’t have any projects up on my public repo and 10 YOE, when I started I just joined a startup, was paid basically as much as a grocery store worker but had a W2, and dropped down to part time in uni until I graduated. Quit that and started job hopping until I got a salary I liked.
>>107147895>Any anglo americans here considering moving back to England where it's easier to get jobs?I'm honestly considering moving to czechia so i can be a major part of their robotics scene. Lots of opportunities in europe if you have niche skills (i.e not vibe coding or gluing web APIs together).
>>107147946Yes, Europe is known for tech innovation
>>107147952Yeah. Asia is a second solid option, but you'd be limited by language and culture.
>>107147905europeans kneel to americans applying for jobs and at the same time there's no pay cut if you're unemployed
>>107147983You’re not unemployed if you’ve never actually held a tech job zoomer
>>107147895The average salary for a software developer in the uk is lower than the salary of a walmart greeter in america.
>>107148021The pound is worth more than the dollar, still, it makes no sense if you are already in America to look for jobs elsewhere, nowhere pays as good
>>107148021Not sure if this is the case, but what if there was a job for you as a software developer in the UK and a job as a walmart greeter in america? What would you choose?Isn't it better to be a SWE in the UK than a walmart greeter who doesn't get to code?
>>107148062It’s retarded cope by a new grad desperate for a job
>>107148040>it makes no sense if you are already in America to look for jobs elsewhereHave you ever considered the cost of living in america? 100k/year isn't enough anymore. 20 years ago, 100k/year used to be enough to consider yourself set for life. Ever since 2020, that's no longer the case.
>>107148090$100k is enough in flyover country, it’s really more than enough to cover the mortgage on a modest home by yourself
>>107148040Is it easier to get a tech job in the US right now?
>>107148126Idk, but looking at another country as opposed to neighboring states is retarded, if you are desperate go apply to entry level work in neighboring states and fucking moveEurope in general also has higher unemployment than the USA
>>107148166Looking at ancestral homelands isn't a bad idea but then again I have no idea if americans are treated like superiors meaning they have lower unemployment in the homelands
>>107147895>>107147905>>107148021shit pay if you're average but good pay if you're not. i get paid just as much if not more than i would in 90% of america
>>107148243Then you're probably in denmark, norway or switzerland.
I can't think of improving my situation other than getting more qualified.
>>107148336i am in england
According to newer standards, you can't get a job unless you can do what this guy doeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYLEVksofoY
>>107147207This is a lot easier than grinding leetcode in hopes of getting a job. In fact, looking at exam overview for CompTIA A+ it looks like I might even be able to wing it and get a decent score. The issue is, do entry level networking positions really only test for such basic stuff?
>>107147952Most of europe doesn't even have internet and has never been on the Moon.
>>107147905Shit pay is superior to no pay because hundreds of jobs aren't answering you, the ones that do want you to solve questions meant for FAANG roles.
>>107147207Which ones for data engineers?
>>107148714FAANG stress isn't even worth the pay
>>107145962Imagine having to put your hands in shit every day just to earn a paycheck. Lol. Just fucking LOL. This thread is for TECH WORKERS and we do not do tradie nonsense. We are fully WFH and only open the company-provided laptop to attend standup and then play Factorio all day. The money is there and it is there for US because we define the modern world through Software.
>>107148722>>107148714>shit talking FAANGBro? Your TC?
>>107148737more than any FAANG at my current level
Got my annual raise statement this week. Only 31%. Do I sue?
>>107147939This boomer's market has reached the top. Going all in on web3 is the only smart thing left to do.
>>107147939maybe for you because you are a poorfag but palantir was started by one guy in his garage and now hes worth more than the entirety of europe so sounds like your having a skill issue
>>107148752Ugh, probably. I just got told that my quarterly bonus is probably only going to be 15% of my gross take home, rather than 20% like it was previous years. Nobody knows how difficult it is for guys in our position.
>>107148921>20% yearly raiseWhat kind of poorfag indie studio do you work for? Do you at least get RSU?
>>107148896Palantir was founded in 2003. That's before even Facebook. Back then there were tons of opportunities because big tech didn't even exist yet. Now they've monopolized everything and made it impossible for anyone to compete in any market they're in. And there are no new markets being created because we seem to have reached the end of technological progress on earth.
>>107147884MAKE GITHUB PROJECTS AND SHARE THEM YOU RETARDHOLY FUCK HOW MANY TIMES DOES IT HAVE TO BE SPELLED OUT FOR YOU?
>>107148988this is the golden ticket and the job market genuinely feels so easy if you just do this
>>107148988It doesn't work that way you massive retard
>>107149002works on my machine
>>107148982And he did it in his garage as a new grad why can't you ?
>>107148988Share them with who? Are random people on the internet just going to give you a job? I could see that happening if you were some kind of John Carmack tier genius, but nobody gives a fuck about generic crud app #58239483 you put on your github.
>>107149019put it on your resume retard
>>107149018I just looked it up and Palantir was founded by 4 politically connected jews and bankrolled by Peter Thiel who was already a multimillionaire by that point.
>>107147895>move to englandWhy? So I can get thrown in prison after asking the nigger breaking into my home to please leave, and he interprets that as an offensive gesture against his race? Same for the reason of those cucked yuropoor countries. I'll be happy over here with my firearms and freedom of speech.
>>107149041Are you too stupid to leverage your network?
>>107149044thank you for reminding me to time travel to 2008 to buy an M82 A2 (so i can trade it illegally to someone for a GM6 Lynx)
>>107148982cluely was founded in 2025
>>107149044>freedom of speechexcept for when it comes to criticizing Israel
>>107148988How big are they supposed to be and how do you share them?Also open source means YOU'RE GIVING AWAY MONETIZABLE SOFTWARE FOR FREE.
>>107146439my start up is looking at a buy out
>>107149019You could make a website about torturing kobolds in erotic roleplay scenarios like this guy:https://koboldadventure.com/If that doesn't attract employer intrigue I don't know what will.
>>107149081when i inevitably get fired from my current job i will just point them at my Posting History then
>>107149070Name a single person who was imprisoned for criticizing Israel in the USA. Follow that up with how many yuropoors were imprisoned for denying the Holohoax.
>>107149102Mahmoud Khalil
5 YOE no degree3 applications to each company>Facebook - rejected 2 apps, third is in limbo>Amazon - rejected all 3 in 2 days (this was a week before the layoffs)>Google - rejected 2 after a week, third was rejected after 3 weeks>Microsoft - Rejected 1, 2 are in limbo>Apple - in fucking limbo>Netflix - no roles for my stack>Nvidia - no roles for my stack
>>107149105>>Nvidia - no roles for my stackIn the US*there's some in israel :^)
>>107149105>only applying for FAAG positionsYou do know there are medium-sized and startups you can apply to as well, right? Also there are tons of companies that aren't purely IT who still need IT staff.
>>107149102me
>>107149116my entire family thinks im a failure because im unemployed and didn't go to collegeive been working in shitty small - medium sized companies this entire time and my dad (PHD in engineering) thinks I have zero real experience. if I can't get a job at an f500 company in the next 3 years I might as well rope
>>107149105you have no degree and you are applying to these companies dude? lol
>>107149161Get certs retard.
>>107149161my parents are successful high-profile PHD'smy solution?I became a junky and then recovered, so now as long as I'm not dead they are happy.
>>107149260I have certs, they don't do shit. It's a meme.>>107149253Every company asks for a degree + some yoe OR "equivalent experience"I've already interviewed at microsoft and google, but that was 1.5 and 3 years ago when the job market wasn't shit.
>>107149281I have 2 certs and make 140k, apply yourself nigger.
>>107149296why are you in the unemployed general then?
>>107149281>I have certs, they don't do shit.Certs are a way to add the proper buzzwords in your CV without experience.Your company never used Kubernetes but every company asks for experience on it?Get a cert, now you can legitimately add it to your resume and pass the AI filter.
>>107149299To offer advice to people who are apparently too dumb to take it.
>>107149296i have no certs and have a job thoughbeit
>>107149339>Get certs dude>"I already have certs">try harder then!!thanks for the advice
Which certs do you guys have?
would it be tryhard if i got a case/sling for my work laptop? it's one of those nice reversible Dell ones with a touchscreen
I have a bachelors in biology and 15+ years of experience dicking around with computers. Why doesn't this qualify me for an entry level role in tech?
>>107149365shipboard firefighting, basic first aid, fall arrest, whmis, C7 rifle and C22 pistol, cryptographic administrator (KIV-7 and KG-175)
>>107149399It did 5/4 years ago, not now.
>>107149418But making printers works and telling people to turn it off and on again hasn't changed? I can compile software from source damn it! That should be good enough to answer a phone and say "help desk".
>>107149399bachelors in CS doesn't even qualify you for entry level roles in tech
>>107149399Please, read >>107147207
>>107149430mate they are importing jeets to do hell desk and have them work for less than min wage after kickbacks to their high-caste importer.
>>107149161>f500Just get a tech job in a bank, it's comfy and boomers think it's a big deal.
Actual real question, how do you ITbros do your documentation of systems as designed/built? Physical connections are one thing but how do you express what a box does in software and what inputs it takes and so on?
>>107149732I don't comment or document anything. Management keeps giving me warnings but I've been doing it the same way for 8 years now and they haven't done shit.
>>107149864
>>107149732So here's the thing, you find the engineer, yeah. Then you take him down to the basement with a car battery. By the time you cna smell his balls cooking you'll know what xwrsvrsvc.exe does and why it needs to run AFTER yuwpwgstsc.exe starts but gets put in suspend mode through the task manager.
>>107149879>>107149865>>107149864>IT guys start literally torturing SWEs for documentationblursed
With black friday around the corner , would there any certs or ANYTHING AT ALL tech training wise worth the money?I know I'm getting leetcode but besides that Thinking about picking up a COMPTIA network cert or something
>>107150254with black friday around the corner the only sales i want to take advantage of are at Princess Auto
>>107150265>Princess Autokek fair play
>>107150254Do it, either A+ or sec+
>>107150265stop being french
>>107150278it is unironically the most good feels and butt pleasure site on the internet
>>107150282if u do sec+ , isn't it better to start at network plus?
>>107148988I don't have any million dollar ideas for projects, unless you think some react shit will get employers interested.
>>107150352an update to the NATO Link standard that isnt stupid
>>107150314Butt pleasure...?
>>107150424ASShttps://www.princessauto.com/en/25-pk-12-10-to-16-14-gauge-step-down-butt-connectors/product/PA0008463861TO ASS
>>107150438Saar you cannot post that here! Think of the advertisers!
>>107146279/SUGMA/ MOTHERFUCKIN' DICK ANON! /SUGMA/ IS BACK YOU WRETCHED CUNT!!!!>>107150462>>107150462>>107150462>>107150462
>>107150457do not buy such things actually, crimped connectors suck when you dont have a 100$ crimper and as much as you CAN do it with pliers, it's a miserable experience. t. fitted a bunch of bullet connectors without a crimper recently and still had to solder over them to feel safein other news, buying a fake glock to practice using an evoker (the threat of the slide popping off entirely under pressure and cracking my skull still presents the necessary threat of death to properly cast Maziodyne(Madatsundoon is out of reach because I don't have the necessary licenses)https://www.princessauto.com/en/glock-co2-bb-pistol/product/PA0008856577>>107150474I tried entrepreneurialship a few times and it didn't workit's fun to fantasize about being mercenary-like, but it turns out normies don't want to pay you when they can pay Wyze
My life's going to turn around once I get employed. I'm going to work at a warehouse and save my money for certs and a gym membership and a new pc. I just need one job.
>>107150726Gym memberships are a meme. Just get a setup like this in your office and you're golden.
>>107147793>>107147207So should an aspiring software dev go for sysadmin certs? Tbh even though I have a degree in compsci, sysadmin looks like a more chill job, and I do like messing with Windows (though I do know my way around linux)
>>107150474Pussy niggas.
>>107147207>All of the study guides for this shit on are on Zlib>But I can't download shit because it's login walled and the feds have made it so I can't even download the books
>>107140398Nation itself is a dreamThat dream can only fade when they stop dream
>>107151267
>hit the gym>get a strong pump on arms day, do some pull ups too>get back home, take a shower, eat a healthy meal>play an hour of vidya>feel fucking amazing, have hope for the future>remember im unemployed>and I have been for the last 8 months>and my money is going to run out soon
>>107145556More ICT study is not going to improve your situation - have you thought about getting some community college level qualifications in warehousing and logistics?? You are just doing sunk cost falicy getting more IT qualifications
>>107151864Have you thought about sucking cocks? All you gotta do is suck a million dicks for one dollar and you'd be a millionaire in no time.
>>107151864haha jks I was just being mean. i love you.
>>107145556Were you applying to dev jobs or w/e back in 2017? What happened? This was during an era bootcamp fuckwits were being hired.
>>107145556i dont have any suggestions, just wanted to say hang in there man
I have considered killing myself.
>>107151680Did you not save an emergency fund? I’m on unemployment now and it covers my basic expenses, once it runs out I have another 4 months at least of emergency fund (need to reserve some for taxes)
>>107146879I reslly doubt any employers are looking at your projects or websites. At best if its on the application their AI tools will visit it and summarize the contents/idea
>>107152130I have my GitHub link on my CV and always link it if the application asks for links. But there's basically zero traffic increase ever.Not that my GitHub profile is that impressive. My most popular project has about 50 stars and hasn't been updated in years.
When the interest rates eventually go to zero are we going to get employed? Everyone got a job in 2021, nobody was left behind.
>>107152960Yes, companies will hire more when money is cheaper, but then inflation will spike. We'll see what actually happens, they already lowered interest rates a little bit and I noticed a tepid stream of job postings instead of nothing as was the case in August/September
I fumbled an interview, never practiced buy and sell stock III...
>>107153094>Yes, companies will hire more when money is cheaper, but then inflation will spike.It's not really that direct. Interest rates were super low between the 2008 crash and 2020, but inflation was at normal level.
>>107140398Is it worth going a Lua course?
My college course says we're going to slowly merge with AI and become one and completely inseparable. Realistically how would you compete in most tasks against a person from India with onboard AI neurointerface processing chips?
>>107153870By turning off the electricity or disrupting computer network communications.
so... is we getting trumpbux?
>>107151234I don't have an account and am able to download from libgen. Sounds like a skill issue.
>>107152130I have literally received offers because people looked at my Monopoly game clone I built from scratch and can play from my own website.
>>107154360yefinna spend it on a gacha game
>>107154417I swear to God every faggot graduate who complains about "muh unemployment" made absolutely zero effort to seek out internships or publish personal works while they were a student.
>>107154576ok boomer
>>107154576Neither did my parents or grandparents.
>>107151864Nah, I'm not interested in warehousing, it's not something I see myself doing for the rest of my life>>107151900Unfortunately, no, and it's something I regret. Basically what happened was that my family owned a small mechanic shop where the only other employee was my uncle. Long story short there was a small fight between mother and uncle during my early uni years and after that uncle just quit, and the team that basically paid the bills was broken, and me being the eldest son now had to help out to keep the family afloat, and that's what happened when I graduated.I told myself that I would apply to jobs in the meanwhile but I never did (fresh outta school, basically had no idea where to even start, the only thing I knew I had to do was CTCI and leetcodes and that's what I practiced a bit). Eventually I got into an argument with dad and went just left and applied at amazon that same day since they basically hire anyone with a breath and no resume, and I've been stuck since.Honestly, I just want to go back in time and fix this major fuck up of my life>>107151969Thanks bro
>>107154576we are going to hydraulic press you, boomer
>>107154576They never had a job so they technically aren’t unemployed and shouldn’t be posting in this threadYou have to have worked to even draw unemployment
I know we aren't going to get stimmy checks and the cheeto zionist nigger always lies, but it would be nicebeing able to pay off a bit of credit card debt and have another month or two to breathe would really come in handy right now
>>107154695Why didn’t you build up an emergency fund when you were employed and live below your means? Not doing this is brown-coded
>>107154709I didI've been unemployed for months and I didn't get on unemploymentwho's the brown coded monkey here, retard?
>>107154718Why wouldn't you get on unemployment before dipping into your savings? Are you stupid?
>>107154743>daddy welfare please save mewho's brown coded now?
>>107154576Just World Fallacy cope
>>107154758You're just an idiot, you paid taxes, why wouldn't you sign up for the program you paid for for the last X years of employment?No one, not god, or society, is going to care that you burned through all your savings because you were too proud to sign up for unemploymentI'd guess the more likely reason you didn't is because you were ineligible, probably because you were fired rather than laid off
>>107154767my last job was an 8 month remote contract, in a state I don't live inI am not eligible for unemployment because I was not technically an employeeYou are a sissy faggot larping as a tough guy, yet you need a bail out when shit gets toughsybau
>>107154796Contract work untermensch got it
>>107154812>leeching off the government is aryan or something
>>107154819Unemployment insurance exists for a reason, why would society want to lose someone with a decade of experience due normal business cycles? It would simply be inefficient to let my talent go to waste. I'm authorized to take 6 months on the taxpayer's dime to look for suitable employment and am currently balls deep in several interviews for W2 positions because I'm not a contract working bottomfeeder. I provided plenty of value and I deserve it.
>>107140431What if I have a lot of body hair? Can I still work in tech?
>>107154848>le aryan ubermensch anti non crusader>on unemployment>seeking contract work
>>107154718>for monthsMcDonalds is always hiring. You're just too smug and arrogant to get your hands dirty with the rest of the plebs. Enjoy homelessness while some pizza face zoomer working the grill makes more income than you.
can I translate 5 years of public library "IT Guy" to a real job? It really was just me doing library grunt work and helping old ladies with their technology. I did upgrade the place from landline to VOIP, multiple wifi networks to a mesh, and some other IT projects, but a lot of it was just contracting it out.
>>107154873W2 is not contract work thirdie, that indicates full time employment. 1099 indicates contract work.
>>107154848If that were true, the country wouldn't displace domestic talent with imports.
>>107149365Comptia A+ and I didn't understand like half the questions lolThinking of working at a dispensary
>>107154907Explain to me why unemployment insurance exists then?
>>107154925to move money from whites to blacks
>>107154848Unemployment insurance is paid for by employers. The state charges them a premium based on how often they get rid of employees. If they didn't have to pay that premium for each worker, they could increase pay by that amount, so it's basically another tax the worker pays. Might as well get back some of what you had to pay in.
>>107154925Explain to me why H1B visas exist then?
>>107148988I made my own little self-hosted stream website with a chat and stream archive cause I was sick of Twitch and Youtube's rules. Is that something I should put on github or is that too rudimentary? I'd have to clean it up and make it look prettier.
>>107154931Blacks don't work retard, you have to work to be eligible for unempoyment and the amount you receive is based on your earnings. To hit max you need to be earning just under $100k.>>107154940Shouldn't you be cold calling employers right now zoomer?
>>107154949Why do you think you need something that actually makes money or is used by others to put up as an example to show employers you can code your way out of a paper bag?
>unemployed>xillennial>on welfare>crying about zoomers onlineno wonder lmao
>>107154967cause i have low self worth and a negative attitude
>>107154974Employers hate that, just put yourself out there
I will not be talked down to by some resentful old boomer faggot. You are also unemployed. Remember your place, unc. You are down in the trash heap alongside me.
>>107155017You aren't even in the same heap niglet
>>107154889Yes. You can work for an MSP "managed services provider" for example. They basically look for people to do the kind of work you did but for a variety of clients. Might need some certifications though.
>>107154695The only one that went out IIRC was like $600 one time. How fucked up are you that $600 would change your life significantly?
>>107154625All you can do is get some unpaid internships in your favorite field and you might have to move to do them. You can also make your own startup business. Also start educating yourself further.Maybe do all 3 of these things at the same time. Quit or go down part-time on your warehousing.Also you post anime so idk if you're a faggot or not idk if I should discourage that or not.
>>10715511480% of the thread haven't ever even held down a full-time job
>>107154758Wtf>>107155123I've had full-time employment for years.
>>107155121>unpaid internships>might have to move to do themat least the slaves on the plantations got free housing and food
>>107155169We're not in the sort of economy that enables upward social mobility, the kids of staff software engineers could do this but you can't. Sorry, you missed the boat, and now you have to join the military.
>>107155114cheeto in chief said on xitter its $2000 this time :^)
>>107155205And what would you buy with that? Couple dozen bags of dino tendies?
Migrate:>>107155315>>107155315>>107155315
>>107155316Little over 2 weeks unemployment, it's okay but a drop in the bucket in the grand scheme of things
>>107155001>just bee yourself
>>107155114>>107155205My monthly spending is 4800 minimum, for the mortgage, utilities, bills, groceries, etc. If I made less than 8k/month I would blow my brains out. How the hell do you guys live like that? How do you afford vacations or concerts or gifts for your kids/family? What about your retirement? Just... HOW?
>>107155031Thank you for this lead.
>>107143311Then start getting good at those things. You'll be putting in far more work trying to maintain a job at your level than learning a bit more math and software dev.The competition gets less stiff at even moderately above webjeet level.
>>107140398>brother works at FAANG company>still rejected my application>he tells me that it went to a visajeet.
>>107154383My website has a gimmick for engagement with people that visit. It's basically never happened. The website never comes up in interviews.
>>107154576>t. current graduate that thinks hes a notch above others oblivious to the fact he is going to be unemployedUnlike other graduates, I am actually PASSIONATE about Computer Science!
>>107154383There's no way that's true. There are literally like a million unemployed game devs in the world right now. Why would anyone care that you made some shitty monopoly clone? I made a fully functioning pacman clone back in high school 20 years ago and nobody even then gave a fuck about it, when game dev wasn't saturated to hell like it is today.
>>107154576This fully this. Maybe if you weren't retarded you would just invent this generation's Facebook or AI? Guys working out of their garages can do it why can't you?
