Chinese itchy onion edition 中文版 >work experience Get an unpaid internship>There's nothing in my town!Then move. Location location location.>resources 材料 Y'all know the drill. Leetcode neetcode etc. Stratascratch, the leetcode for data engineers:https://platform.stratascratch.comGet a PhD if you can.Maybe get an MBA if you can.>coping 神经病 SNAP... oh wait I think we're genuinely headed towards a recession >emigration 出国 It's worse outside america. Yes this includes india and china, europe the three superpowers. If you live there go to america because it's better.But that doesn't mean america is good or nice >go to nursing! Go to law school, go to med school 读护士学!读法律!读医学! If you find cs degree a slog, you'll find med school and law school and nursing and trades good. Maybe you'll enjoy business.
Has anyone else considered killing themselves than dealing with unemployment and the state of stagnation?
SNAP was never available to you, it's for sheboons with no assets and if you are an UNEMPLOYED TECH WORKER you presumably have assets and aren't a total brokeboy zoomer, OP isn't American
>>107155356You're not dealing with unemployment, you're dealing with never-employed-ment
>>107155356>killing themselves than dealing with unemploymentDo you mean, "killing themselves thEn dealing with unemployment" or, "killing themselves RATHER than dealing with unemployment"?
>>107155362>presumably have assets...
>>107155386How do you not have assets if you're unemployed? To be unemployed, you have to have worked in the first place, and so if you are unemployed there is a chance you've been working long enough to save up and buy things>Economic definition: The economic definition of unemployment specifically refers to those who have been in the labor force (i.e., have worked) but are now out of a job.
>>107155315>If you live there go to america because it's better.Nah, we're full.
>>107155401Divorce is a hell of a drug.
>>107155404Not to mention all their children that become US citizens automatically upon birth and can act as anchor babies for papajeet and mamajeet.
>>107155401Alright. I have 10k worth of savings which are running out. Unemployment benefits cover the mortgage but not the car payment, theme park tickets and McDonald's budget which eat away at my savings.
Reporting from previous thread.>>107155114>>107155205My monthly spending is 4800 minimum, for the mortgage, utilities, bills, groceries, etc. If I made less than 8k/month I would blow my brains out. How the hell do you guys live like that? How do you afford vacations or concerts or gifts for your kids/family? What about your retirement? Just... HOW?
>>107155541My mortgage is 2k. But then again we europeans have low interest rates.
>>107155541This post really wasn't meaningful enough to be reposted, anon.
>>107155541Live below your means, don't buy the most expensive house you can afford, when you're unemployed you shouldn't be doing all those things
>>107155541I make 2400 (2600 if there OT), rent is 1600, rest goes to debt and bills. My mission is surviving until next tax refund living paycheck to paycheck, then use the tax refund to keep living paycheck to paycheck.I'll keep living until I graduate and get a SWE job.
>>107155541I was reading about some regular-ass dude the other day talking about how his monthly expenditures are 17k. No kids, just a wife. I don't understand how.
>>107155591My monthly spending is 4k.
>>107155571I'm just curious what you do all day that you can afford to scrap by on literal chump change handouts every other year. Do you just sit at home browsing the Internet from your phone?
>>107155541>How do you afford vacationslol>or concertslmao>or gifts for your kids/familyLMAO>your retirementHAHAHAHAHhow are boomers this out of touch?
>>107155608I'm not a boomer, I'm 29.
>>107155616>I'm not a boomer, I'm 29.
>>107155616Let me guess you got a 6 figure job after being a full time student and living with your parents?
>>107155541>My monthly spending is 4800 minimumMan, I will never understand the American lifestyle.My monthly minimum spend is like 1400–1500€.
>>107155638Yes but my employer's paying for my masters.
>>107155638You mean like a normal non-failure of a person? Yeah.
>>107155653try working 2 jobs to sustain your family while going to university and then being told by a retard with 16 hours of free time and rich parents that you are failing because you don't have connections (your dad doesn't know the CEO of a big tech company)
>>107155653LARP
What's the real unemployment rate for tech workers?
>>107155603What do you mean by chump change handouts every other year? This is the first time I've been unemployed in 10 years, and I'm getting about $3700 a month in unemployment benefits, it just barely covers mortgage + utilities with maybe a tiny bit left over for personal expenses
>>107155541>>107155650why are you in the unemployed general? leave
>>107155722>I'm getting about $3700 a month in unemployment benefits
>Get shit job>government gibs dissapear>now I make lesslmao
>>107155722>$3700 a month in unemployment benefitsJesus Christ lmao. Salty yuropoors with 10 yoe as a SWE are shitting and pissing themselves reading that right now lol.
>>107155779My europoor unemployment gibs are $3400 per month for the first 3 months and then it's $2800 after that for another 21 months, and it's the best I can get I think. Barely covers expenses ofc if you're a family of 3.
>>107155800Germoney?
>>107155807Can AI engineer jobs replace all the lost tech jobs or is this like 1% of the lost jobs?
what fucking benefits are you guys talking about, in my state you only get 250 bucks a week for a couple months and then you are told to go fuck yourself.
>>107155822>WE NEED MACHINE LEARNING ENGINEER>apply for it>10000 APPLICANTS PER JOB>"unfortunately"
>all of these graphsit's fucking over.
Last one
>>107155865I don't know what they mean .-.Still, no job.
>>107155638Not that anon but I lived with my parents after graduating and they didn't charge me anything for it. Was able to outright buy a new car after a few months and my own house after another 3 years. Why don't more people do this?
>>107155650I work for a state agency and they've already foot the bill for all my certs and college courses. Granted, I had to justify that the major was applicable to my current and future positions but still worth it.
>>107155779It's 50% of your ordinary pay up to a maximum of what amounts to just under $100k a year, I made over $100k a year and thus maxed out
>>107155800US unemployment only lasts 6 months unless legislation is passed and certain unemployment thresholds are met
>>107155843>unfortunatelystart your own company or do a better job standing out from the crowd, you need to "wow" your interviewer
>>107155891My dad died so I had to start working, he lived off his 401k while unemployed and didn't even bother to setup a life insurance.
>>107155891because my dad charges me rent and I don't live in a tech hub so the only jobs I've been able to get are shitty unreliable remote jobs that don't pay well
I want to beat eater of world without mining is getting cactus armor then finding a gravitation potion to get star fury then farming jungle armor from the jungle the best way or is there another. I guess I should do one more college chapter before I do more real research...
Imagine being a dad and making good money or even ok money and not setting up your child for success.bunch of retards.
>>107155995Oh wait apparently you can buy rope from the merchant then look for puddles on the ground and rope up to the island this sounds reliable.
>>107155995expert mode im guessing? the dude is piss easy on normal if you just loot grenadeswithout mining on expert is gonna be super tough
>>107156007How is an unemployed tech worker supposed to set up his child for success?
>>107156037by being responsible with money while you had that 6 figure job and keeping a life insurance just in case.
>>107155965Move to a tech hub, there's plenty to choose from, and if you're worried about libshit come to San Antonio, it's cyber security USA for the next 20 years at least.>b-but I don't wanna moveThen starve I guess.
>>107156090yeah let me just get a job first in the worst market ever in a different city
>>107156014Cool and its easy to get demo. How many grenades do I need like 100?
>>107156098There's always jobs in big cities you lazy nigger, they might not be what you want in the short term but they'll pay the bills while you settle in and explore your options.
>>107155964Why didn't you get a job while he was still alive? Sorry for your loss by the way.
>>107156139He told me to not worry about working and to just go to uni with a student loan. Plan was for me to repay it while living with him, then he died around 5-6 months later.Probably my fault too, should have just told him to do a life insurance so I could repay any loans and live frugally while going to uni.
>>107154364The exam are Core 220-1201 and 220-1202. Libgen only has practice questions, not the study guide.
>>107155315Was browsing YouTube and noticed this thing today. Kind of hilarious that the Indians working for YouTube got a job there and are getting paid for this
>>107156090>Move to a tech hub, there's plenty to choose from, and if you're worried about libshit come to San Antonio, it's cyber security USA for the next 20 years at least.Got any job leads in San Antonio? I live in Houston and have 3 years of SOC experience.
Robots are cool, cowboy bebop ghost in the shell soon bros. Once we can terraform or even just live in star powered hab sattelites no one will be forced to interact with a different race again.
In my state, if you have no criminal record and a bachelor's degree, you can get a part time job as a substitute teacher. That's my plan when unemployment runs out.
>>107156126>There's always jobs in big citiesNo there aren't.>they'll pay the bills while you settle in and explore your options.Lol, lmao even. You better bring 2+ years of EXP in whatever you're "exploring".
>>107156126I suggest everyone move out of big cities if they can't land interviews. Cut off a zero from your city's population and apply for jobs at the city that matches the new population.
Monday's coming around soon. Not that it means anything.
>>107156733its funny how weekends don't mean anything
>>107156295>No there aren't.Ok, but there are plenty of job listings in big cities, and that's far more important than there being actual jobs.
>>107156733I might sign a job contract tomorrow, so it means something.
>>107156742There's less noisy traffic from normies going to work but I guess that's about it
>>107155541>jew makes post mocking the goyim for the 6,000,000th time this week
Test
>>107156498>Cut off a zero from your city's populationor two. jobs aside, moving to a smaller city will massively improve your QoL. highly recommended.
>>107156742>its funny how weekends don't mean anythingI went to see gwar yesterday. That was fun.
>>107156733If Mondays don’t mean anything then you aren’t really looking for a job
>>107156965Eh. Monday's not that different even when job hunting.
>>107155643more than half is probably mortgage, and then another 25% for eating takeout 10 times a month. in europe you guys just live in 700 sq foot condos and walk everywhere
>>107156994>700 sq foot condosMine's actually smaller. 50 m^2.>walk everywhereEh. I might bike to the store during summer but I mostly drive.
FUCK
>>107156965I just mean, its just another day looking for a job, nothing special about it
I know I need to make sure I can keep thinking about my ideas which I wanted to implement but couldn't back when we didn't have these AI tools and back when I didn't have any free time because I was at work or doing certifications.But these days its looking more and more like the fake labor AI bubble is going to stay intact enabling companies to lie about productivity and work done longer than we can stay solvent. If the companies don't cave and keep thinking that AI is doing something, the gaps in our resume's just keep growing until we're unemployable compared to the future engineers. When I think of this its hard to stay creative and do personal projects like SAAS and games because there's no future except flipping burgers or something.
>>107155315>There's nothing in my town!>Then move. Location location location.>There's nothing to eat>Then stop eating at a restaurant
>107157304What a shit analogy.
>>107157304>There's nothing to eat>Then eat at another restaurant
>There's nothing to eat>Why didn't you grow your own food?
>>107156973I don't know about you, but if I want to fill up my calendar, I absolutely canApplying to everything you're qualified for on job boards might take 2 hours a week every week or two, you might get 3-5 phone calls a week, you will be invited to do homework and assessments that will take up your entire day multiple days in a row, or at least give you a reason to study for an hour or two, you have workshops you could be attending, you could be attending meetups and learning something while networking in-person, and if all that isn't enough you can work on a project to put up on your portfolio, you could be working on your personal websiteIt's not impossible to find a job right now and if you aren't treating the job search itself like a full time job you aren't trying enough
>>107157454This but unironically
>>107157571How much time should be dedicated to each thing?I apply to 2 jobs per day in the time I've been unemployed. Maybe that's not enough. Should have been 50 jobs per day and then the rest should be building projects.
>>107155541>dabbing on neets: the postbased. im employed too
Just walked 9 miles in the cold, I want to lose 15 pounds for January interviews, hope you guys are doing something to maintain mental and physical health. I just put on tech podcasts while hiking on horse trails.
>>107157602What part of full time job do you not understand?If you aren't getting any calls back then yeah do 50, if you get bites on each application maybe 2 a day is enough, I'd say every Monday (and even Sunday) do your mass applications and be on standby for phonecalls while working on projects, I wouldn't expect enough new job postings to be put up daily but at least weekly you could mass apply and resolve the requirements responders have before rinsing and repeating
>>107157611I already told you
>>107157654>hur dur you must be underageim 30 and have a job writing python
>>107157670>have a jobThen why are you here?
>>107157729i'm a gay (homosexual) sociopath with no life outside of work
>study cs as a hobby>Pick an ai-proof major in collegeThe future is in doing colonoscopies
>>107157741stop answering questions correctly on my behalf
i am not even filled with rage i like an empty husk. I have a shit programming job for some bumfuck city in indiana making $27,000 a year full time.I just wanna be somewhere interesting but I can get 0 bites on my resume. I can do every leetcode question and I am not a sperg but right now I just feel kinda dead inside.3000 applications in about 2 years can i only get $15 an hourcan some witch who knows rust in seattle just groom me already man
>>107157970>I am not a spergthats probably your issue you need to be an autistic sperg, at least this works for met. autistic sperg> just groom meok thats kinda hot
>>107157970You are privileged. That's like making 81k in new york city which most people would jump at.Enjoy that job because we are unemployed.
>>107157970Lmao, wtf
>>107158001>we are unemployedyou dont speak for all of us
>>107157996>> just groom me>ok thats kinda hotFuck off you fag
>>107158016>Fuck off you fagno.
>>107158001one of my coworkers quit because he got offered $19 an hour to be a manager at mcdonalds instead of getting paid $15 to ruin my code by putting it in gemini
>>107158051Stop thinking that this is about the money. This is about working in your chosen field.Being a McDonald's manager is 100000x worse than being an ENGINEER.What are you going to tell your kids? >"Hey boy I'm a McDonald's manager and I want you to follow in my footsteps providing fries to the customers">"I'm a software engineer and I know elite code, you're gonna tend and speak to machines like me"You pick the second one every time.
>>107158089im a gay fag im not having children, idk what ill tell my flesh automatons that mr john palantir sends to my houseI was not making enough money to afford my own rent so I tricked my boss into letting work remote.Ive been applying to other jobs for most of the time instead of working, I was also able to read most of umineko and no one called me once on teams
>>107158102Good for you bro. Keep telling us how great your life is but it's better if you tell those guys at >>>/twg/
>>107155356yeah probably gonna go with this desu
>>107158180Get some unpaid internships
>>107158201im 28
>>107158210There's 168 hours in a week, anon. That's enough for an unpaid internship and a paying hamburger flipping job.
>>107158139/twg/ is one Teams call away from /utwg/. Also, he read Umineko on the clock so he fits right in.
>>107158089The McDonalds manager could go on to own the store...or multiple stores. It's a valid career path.
>>107158267no the point is that even unpaid internships are extremely competitive and are going to people actually in college
>>107156187Works on my machine.
>>107156295>No there aren't.Yes there are. Fast food, warehouses, construction, police, security, etc. Just because it's not the comfy WFH IT job you dreamed of doesn't mean no jobs exist.>Lol, lmao even. You better bring 2+ years of EXP in whatever you're "exploring".If you can't find IT work in a big tech hub where employers are everywhere, what makes you think you're going to find it in bumfuck nowhere with zero experience?
>>107155541>>107157611>wagie unironically thinks his miserable subhuman existence is a flexI make twice your salary just by collecting rent from serfs like you, LOL.
I got on a recruiter's hot list. Instead of ghosting me when the role she was trying to put my forward for got cut, she sent me a list of a few other roles that fit my skill set. Is it okay to feel hope?
>>107157602>I apply to 2 jobs per dayNigger you should be applying to 50+, what the fuck is wrong with you. It doesn't take 4 hours to copy+paste bits of your resume in skills sections and hit submit. Jesus fucking Christ /utwg/ posters are the most chronically lazy/inept faggots I have ever seen. You are the definition of learned helplessness.
>>107158664>Nigger you should be applying to 50+, what the fuck is wrong with you. It doesn't take 4 hours to copy+paste bits of your resume in skills sections and hit submit. Jesus fucking Christ /utwg/ posters are the most chronically lazy/inept faggots I have ever seen. You are the definition of learned helplessness.I recommend speedyapply. Works really well and doesn't constantly crash.
>>107158210Yeah but you need experience and you're not getting it by getting paid for it. So you'll have to do it for free.Also make a company or a startup or launch web apps, mobile apps and software as a service. That's self employment.
>>107158694Unpaid internships are illegal.
>>107158270No he doesn't.
Whats the best way to avoid the cool down from companies when you get rejected? I have my own email domain. Is it obvious if I just use a new alias under my own domain?
>Ex from 10 years ago looked at my linkedin profileis it happening, bros????
>>107158732Surely they have tools that map any new profiles if they have the same phone number, first name + last name...right?
I'll never get a job
ive applied to 230 jobs with only 1 2 round interview..do i just stop applying and do something else because 230:1 is just insane
>>107158822Just lie at this point, lie about having years of experience or something
>>107158905Employers care more about gaps in your work history than anything else. If you have a gap more than 6 months it's unironically over.
>>107158912Okay so you go and say you've been working as a freelancer, these are all the startups I've worked forOops, sorry, you can't verify any of this, because they all went bankrupt last week, SAD!
>>107158822I think I've applied to about 200 myself. Zero call backs. Maybe a handful of people who looked at my Github. This fucking sucks. Slowly resigning myself to the fact that if I'm going to get a job I'm going to need to network...but I'm a fucking introvert and my network I have now is in a different field entirely.
>>107158912Anything over 69 days actually
Stuck in a hotel in the middle of nowhere for work, nothing but the laptop to stay occupied. I least I have /utwg/ to keep me company and the per diem is good.
>>107158953feels bad bro the one interview i got was so cool too they would have sponsored me for a clearance which would have been so nice plus i would have made like 30% more money than my previous job
>>107158982used to live out of a hotel for work. don't miss it.
Man I will never ever EVER get a job
>>107158982That pizza looks pretty good. Local chain?
>>107159001McDonalds is always hiring. Anyone saying they can't find work are arrogant liars who think they're too good to flip burgers.
>>107159020I'm literally too fucking good to be flipping burger
>>107159020fucking liar i get ghosted by mcdonalds, best buy, and food lion when i appliedfuck off
>>107159034I guess you're too good for a paycheck then.>>107159040Prove it. Show me your applications. One of my pothead friends with BPD and schizophrenia got hired by McD's even though he constantly has mental breakdowns.
>>107159052>I guess you're too good for a paycheck then.Not my problem, but you are too retarded to understand what it means, check it
Cmon lets go lil bro, what's the meaning of Nimrod System? What's the meaning of Military-Industrial Complex? >inb4 what does it have to do with the job market?
is fiverr viable, saars? i don't mind lowballing myself to be competitive against fellow third worlders.
If you're so smart then why aren't you rich?
>>107159001same brother idk what im gonna do when my parents are gone
>>107159355I need to bury them, you know what I mean?After that, idk I'll probably live for another month, or maybe just a few weeksI'd rather kill myself than become homeless
welpthis is my last post herestarting work tomorrow(pallet assembler at a factory/warehouse for 38 usd hourly)
>>107156733I've gotten to the point where I fucking hate weekends, I may get a dozen "unfortunately"s in my inbox tomorrow but at least it feels like movement, even if it's shitty movement.
>>107156733>>107159541Why do you hate weekends? Everyone is out and about enjoying their free time.
>>107159571>Everyone is out and about enjoying their free time.
>>107159571Free time isn't fun when it's all I've got.
>>107159583You don't do anything fun even with unlimited free time? Why?
>>107159596Ive been going to concerts a lot and hitting the gym
It's 11:43pm and I'm watching a video of niggas dredging up salt from a lake in Senegal. I should probably go to bed.
Gonna interview for a work study (scam) gig, it's gonna be better than nothing.
>>107158622>I make twice your salary just by collecting rent from serfs like you, LOL.sure, bud. lmk when you wake up
>>107155541I used to envy USA salaries until I started reading posts like this with insane expenditure and Cali/NYC housing.UK, I make £3.5k/month and my wife makes 1kMortgage is 1.1k, other expenses 1.4k, leaving 2k into savings.
>>107160649So did your shift start now or at 2am?
there's too many bully anons with jobs shitting up this thread. /utwg/ bros I think we need to gatekeep tech unemployment harder. Bully anons should have to think twice before posting here.
people with jobs and wives need to leave /utwg/!
>>107162541Fuck off nigger
>>107162424>>107162541>let's kick out the only people who could potentially assist us with getting jobs because we're too thin-skinned to handle bantsKWAB
>>107162655>assistcome on now
>>1071612681.1k mortgage in america gets you a ranch house with 50 lush acres, in UK it gets you a 50 sq ft dungeon closet with paki neighbors chanting suspiciously all through the night
I know I should probably spend all day grinding leetcode and applying for jobs, but I think I'm going to play factorio instead.If the jews want me to keep their society afloat, maybe they should incentivize me to do so.
>>107162718>it's da jooooz fault I'm an unproductive manchild stuck in mommy's house
have an interview for a position for which I have maybe 60% of the requirementsit's gonna be a mess but whatever
>>107161268Not everywhere is Cali/NYC. The trend the past few years is people moving to TX/FL because its a lot cheaper
>>10716277518+ site, kid
>>107163012?
>>107162541I have to feed my wife and son otherwise they get deported. I'm unemployed.Of course I'm one of you.
>>107155722>I'm getting about $3700 a month in unemployment benefitslucky. When i was laid off i hit the max allowed of $600 a week, which doesnt even cover my mortgagethe previous employer that laid me off threw over $20,000 at me which helped and it didnt take long to find a new job, thankfullythe shittiest thing was applying for EBT and being told that my unemployment income was too high for me to qualify. Like, really bro...
>>107163079Get fucked underage nigger
>>107163105what makes you think im underage and how exactly am i getting fucked?im pretty sure people who are underage dont have a mortgage
Thank fuck.
how are engineers assigned interviews? I don't know if I should schedule early in the day, mid-day, or leave it for the end of the day.
>>107163244Already ban evading, Mr. [Deleted]?
>>107162761It is though. Corporate incentives, driven by government policy, demand lowest bidder labor, in a pool of 7 billion people.You're competing with people that live by the dozen in corrugated metal shacks for $3/day - all so "line go up" for the banking class (jews) and so they can maintain their criminal state.The last time this was effectively rebuked it sparked a world war where millions were killed by famine, bullets, incineration, drowning, and instantaneous vaporization.
As a zoomer, it is not worth working whatsoever unless you have some bullshit do nothing job / remote position, OR you're making at least 120k. Those are the terms. If a company won't offer me one or the other, you can go ahead and import the jeets. Have fun trying to get them to maintain your infrastructure or whatever the fuck as your planes are falling out of the sky.
>seething this hardKeep dancing for me :)
Anyone thinking of trying to pivot into Tech Sales since AI will probably eat a large portion of the Software Eng/PM market? I don't really see it eating into the Solutions Engineer/Architect presales roles though. And some of those make even more than SWEs. I have a friend who went into that and he loves it and makes $$$ (travels a lot though). Not sure I would like the constant pressure of hitting sales targets though.
>>107163320I don't think enough heads rolled over the Amazon outage of 2 weeks ago or whatever it was. That was 100% jeetery, so, it might take actual people dying before they realize that importing jeets was maybe, kinda, you know, a bad idea.
I SAID KEEP DANCING, FAGGOTWHERE YO PUSSY AT?
>>107163328you're unemployed accusing people of being underage because you're upset with them or something. I'm not actually positive what you're reasoning for being upset is other than them being employed, i think>>107163359>WHERE YO PUSSY AT?here. Sorry i was pushing a commit
>>107163380Hey why are you ban evading?
>>107163404why did you leave your migger containtment thread on /pol/?
>>107163410>/pol/ out of nowhereYou dropped these :)Its almost empty tho :(
>>107163422nigga rolled a 0 on speech lmao
>>107163434Says the faggot who got this one from /lgbt/ >>107163317
>>107163443im not the faggot, you're just both equally obnoxious
>>107163404>Hey why are you ban evading?this implies i was banned
>>107163448>>107163448Hey why do you have that saved in your computer?
>same filenameim curious if you still cope by calling your lack of sex 'voluntary'
Bayes theory and alpha beta pruning huh? Writing the AI for my super secret project might be more simple than I thought. Isn't CS grand?
>>107163504>>>/lgbt/ is down the hall, to the right
>>107163533>you're not allowed to post here because you're employed and like menlol is that all you have?
>>107163559yes, third door to the left
>>107163457are you getting what you voted for, migger?
>/pol/ schizo at it againTake your meds
>>107163568what exactly am i supposed to be coping about? I have a job, i make good money, i have sex, i have a house... you're the one reporting people for avatarfagging because they have more than you do, or at least thats the reason i assume; its really not clear why you're so assmad
>>107163606Behind those boxes
>>107163606>i have sexlmao that isn't what you're doing buddyalso why the fuck are you in the unemployed general if you have a job? leave
>>107163573i guess they are? I think firing government workers was a big part of trump campaign
>Interview rescheduled>Interview rescheduled again>Interview rescheduled a third time>Interview rescheduled a final time>1 hour before the scheduled time>Interview cancelled >Get told that because I couldn't do the interview in their hiring window my application is rejected.This was the 3rd round btw.
>>107163624You are talking to an underage nigger, you know what to do
I am getting filtered out of a job because of outsourcing, "AI", technical assessments such as Leetcode and HackerRank, and shit job market, which also means I can't apply outside of my country because of visa/language barriers as I only speak English. Suicide sounds heavenly at this point.
Just found out software engineers were taken off Australia's occupation shortage list last month and I'm not even mad. I felt like I was in Ingsoc with everyone telling me everything was perfectly fine and any problems I had were on me. Now the entire country acknowledges I'm a bagholding chump.I don't even know what the fuck to do anymore man. I always knew my degree would be fucking worthless but I meant <$50,000 worthless not $0 worthless. It can't be used for any industry or any position. I wish I'd given up sooner
The only people I've seen driving taxi cabs and delivering food are people without degrees.If we actually stoop to that level, it would be pretty sad.
>>107163628This is why I didn't reschedule and just said yes to any time and place they named
>>107163769Oh I didn't say no, the interviewer was the one that rescheduled 4 times.
>>107163628
>>107163810the absolute cope.......
>>107163718>>107126612Also why aren’t we refing previous threads anymore
>>107163960sounds fake
>>107163810i hate recruiters so much it's unreal
>>107163628bureaucratic issues make it really hard for managers to hire people.sometimes it costs money to set up a position.
>>107164121no way they didn't know the headcount needed by the 3rd round of interviews and a month later.
>>107164121Then they shouldn't post job openings? Just a thought.
>>107164190but then shareholders will think we are not hiring anyone....
>>107164040It’s not
does EE/electronics have more job opportunities than my trash CS degree?
>>107164216Just become cracked, nobody is allowed to coast anymore.
>>107164216I was wondering the same, and inquired from some acquaintances about like EE or industrial control systems and that sort of shit. Apparently you have to be well connected with the right people to have an in, at least in my area.
>>107164216Absolutely fucking not, not a chance, trust me, my buddy told me it took him 6 months to get a below-junior position (???) and his boss was some dismissive boomer faggot that hated every single thing he did. SWE is, still, the best alternative.
Hi bros, it's >>107145556 again. Here's what I think I should do:Get started working on projects at roadmap.sh, starting out with the beginner ones just to get the programming juices flowing again, then move onto more difficult projects to put on my resume.Meanwhile I'll also study for aws cloud practitioner cert and also the comptia A+ cert (not sure which first) just so I can also apply to help desk job if swe doesn't work outAlso one leetcode problem a day + anki.How does this sound?
I’m gonna start censoring the word “unfort*nately”
>>107164719Thank you again for your application. Unfortunately, we have chosen to move forward with other candidates.
>>107155315>picI wish they could do without me.t. wagie
What about management consulting?Is an MBA gonna help me jump into that degree?Every year thousands of people study do nothing degrees like accounting, finance and economics
>>107164713how honest do you want me to be anon
>>107164847Just roast me. Fuck my shit up.
>>107164881TRANIME
Not a tech worker, but out of curiosity how has the advancement of AI affected you guys?
ayo crakkkas im tired of looking for jobs and shiwypipo will never employ a brotha from da hood
>>107164713It seems that you only have a bachelors, that's a stoke of good luck.Maybe study one of these:https://www.wgu.edu/online-it-degrees/masters-programs.htmlhttps://www.uopeople.edu/programs/online-masters/information-technology/https://www.purdueglobal.edu/degree-programs/information-technology/master-information-technology/
>>107164881It will be hard as fuck to make up for the fact you haven't held a job for almost a decade after graduating. Can be done, but it will be hard. Alternatively go for a masters and make sure to try to get an internship then apply for new grad positions or you will end up the same way.
>>107164719>We regret to inform you...
>>107164923krakkas stopped carin bout employment this year.Tis like they want brothas to starve
>>107164959Does amazon warehousing not count? It's not as if I'm unemployed, but I'm not a tech worker atm, and I do want to get out of this hellhole of night shift schedule and physical labor>>107164938Thanks for the recommendations, and the other anon also recommended a masters. What do you mean by a stoke of good luck though? I noticed that you provided links to IT, but since if have a BS in CS, shouldn't I also pursue a Masters in CS as well?
>>107165067NTA but if you want to double down on CS you need to make sure to get an internship during your masters, if you get one your chances to get a good job after completing your masters will be much highers.https://omscs.gatech.edu/
>Getting rejected at 6am in the morning on the dot.
I wanna get revenge on all these HR pieces of shit and the jeets that kept me from building a career in this industryWhat do?
FUCKING ANSWER MEHELLO???
The 0 hit rate just keeps going...
>>107164906now companies can blame AI for "layoffs" when they're actually hiring H1B's or jeets in India immediately after said layoffs.
>>107165133Much thanks for the online masters in cs link, friend. I understand that to fix my predicament is to enroll in a masters and look for an internship there.Are there any reasons to go for CS vs IT or vice versa? Going for a masters is going to cost a lot and is a big investment, but with the job market atm, this all seems like a huuuge gamble so I want to get this right
>>107165444omscs is not expensive at all at least. I believe it's $8k all-in.other "cheap" options start @ $15k.
>>107165241I don't know but I hate them.
>>107165425>Prefer not to disclose.
>>107165425>non-binary/other>native american>prefer not to answer>I do not want to answerez
>>107165425I don't know who LinkedIn quick apply works for
>>107165444>Going for a masters is going to cost a lotNo it costs less than 10k. I gave you the links to the world's cheapest american universities.Also maybe you can study something else if you want, since CS looks like it's completely gone.
>>107165515>native american...am I actually allowed to do that? I'm a pasty white fucker but I've got some Native American in my DNA
>>107165573>>107165444Honestly, go become a nurse or something. Don't gamble on CS.
>>107165454>>107165573Dang, I didn't realize they costed that much. I'd assume it was more expensive like a bachelor's.>CS looks like it's completely goneAs in the job market?What about the IT roles, like helpdesk->sysadmin?>>107165713I heard their work hours are insane, not sure if that's a life for me
why don't you guys move back home and apply for SWE jobs instead of doing useless menial jobs to pay rent?
>>107165888My parents aren't alive.
>>107165888why don't we kick out all of the jeets so new grads can get a job?
Kill boomers. Behead boomers. Roundhouse kick boomers into the concrete. Slam dunk boomers into the trash can. Crucify filthy boomers. Defecate in boomers food. Launch boomers into the sun. Stir fry boomers in a wok. Toss boomers into active volcanoes. Urinate into boomers gas tank. Judo throw boomers into a wood chipper. Twist boomers heads off. Report boomers to the IRS. Karate chop boomers in half. Curb stomp pregnant boomers. Trap boomers in quicksand. Crush boomers in the trash compactor. Liquify boomers in a vat of acid. Eat boomers. Dissect boomers. Exterminate boomers in the gas chamber. Stomp boomers skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate boomers in the oven. Lobotomize boomers. Mandatory abortions for boomers. Grind boomers fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown boomers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize boomers with a ray gun. Kick boomers down the stairs. Feed boomers to alligators. Slice boomers with a katana. Impale boomers with a spear. Bash boomers skulls in with a maul or a mace. Judo throw boomers into a factory sized meat grinder.
>Found a job website that has an actual good UI, filters, and search function works wellNow I can get rejected from jobs even faster!
Kill jeets. Behead jeets. Roundhouse kick jeets into the concrete. Slam dunk jeets into the trash can. Crucify filthy jeets. Defecate in jeets food. Launch jeets into the sun. Stir fry jeets in a wok. Toss jeets into active volcanoes. Urinate into jeets gas tank. Judo throw jeets into a wood chipper. Twist jeets heads off. Report jeets to the IRS. Karate chop jeets in half. Curb stomp pregnant jeets. Trap jeets in quicksand. Crush jeets in the trash compactor. Liquify jeets in a vat of acid. Eat jeets. Dissect jeets. Exterminate jeets in the gas chamber. Stomp jeets skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate jeets in the oven. Lobotomize jeets. Mandatory abortions for jeets. Grind jeets fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown jeets in fried chicken grease. Vaporize jeets with a ray gun. Kick jeets down the stairs. Feed jeets to alligators. Slice jeets with a katana. Impale jeets with a spear. Bash jeets skulls in with a maul or a mace. Judo throw jeets into a factory sized meat grinder.
Kill HR roasties. Behead HR roasties. Roundhouse kick HR roasties into the concrete. Slam dunk HR roasties into the trash can. Crucify filthy HR roasties. Defecate in HR roasties food. Launch HR roasties into the sun. Stir fry HR roasties in a wok. Toss HR roasties into active volcanoes. Urinate into HR roasties gas tank. Judo throw HR roasties into a wood chipper. Twist HR roasties heads off. Report HR roasties to the IRS. Karate chop HR roasties in half. Curb stomp pregnant HR roasties. Trap HR roasties in quicksand. Crush HR roasties in the trash compactor. Liquify HR roasties in a vat of acid. Eat HR roasties. Dissect HR roasties. Exterminate HR roasties in the gas chamber. Stomp HR roasties skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate HR roasties in the oven. Lobotomize HR roasties. Mandatory abortions for HR roasties. Grind HR roasties fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown HR roasties in fried chicken grease. Vaporize HR roasties with a ray gun. Kick HR roasties down the stairs. Feed HR roasties to alligators. Slice HR roasties with a katana. Impale HR roasties with a spear. Bash HR roasties skulls in with a maul or a mace. Judo throw HR roasties into a factory sized meat grinder.
>>107165921good luck
>>107165939based
>>107165160>6am in the morningAs opposed to 6am in the evening? retard
>>107164959>It will be hard as fuck to make up for the fact you haven't held a job for almost a decade after graduatingjust make shit up and put down bankrupt companies on your cvas long as you have enough skills to bullshit the interview, who fucking cares where you worked
Just one more chapter then only two chapters tomorrow.
>>107166034what you reading bro
>>107163320you are going to be homeless retard mommy and daddy arent going to be alive forever
>>107163337Do we know exactly what happened?
>>107166053do you think the house magically evaporates into thin air when they die?
>>107166069jeets are experts at covering their ass, it'll never come out.We still don't have the full story from that air india plane crash and never will. fucking jeets.
>>107166083not everyone has parents who have their house paid off
>>107166047Intro to AI class. I just read about CSPs and SLAM and how MIT made everyone program ai in LISP and shit now I have to read about logical agents and first order logic faggot(OP) and such. Why do they call attributes features and not properties? They're properties dammit, cost per square footage is a property not a "feature"!
>>107163320My conditions are:- The recruiter must be a male boomer.- The recruiter must be polite to me.- The role must be related to software development or infrastructure monitoring, not help desk or business intelligence reporting.That's it.
>>107166100well the idea was to concentrate your efforts into getting a job in your domain for a couple of months. you're not going to stay there forever
I don't understand if trump fucked h1bs or if its all smoke and mirrors.
>>107166233he hasn't done nearly enough since student visas can still be converted to H1B's easily.
Favorite super mario character? Mine is Bowser
>>107157611GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU
I just learned what the little asci face ÿ means it means the attribute applies to all objects. Wtf 4chan doesn't have all the unicodes?
>>107166309What?
>>107155315The west has unironically fallen very hard and it's crazy to see the mental gymnastics people go through to not say we're in collapse right now. Life today IS SO FUCKING DEGENERATE!!!! YOU HAVE TO FUCKING EITHER GAMBLE OR SCAM PEOPLE JUST TO FUCKING LIVEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS SHIT AND FUCK KIKES!!!!!!!
>>107166251I always went with Luigi whenever he was a playable option
>>107166251If I have to choose main characters, Luigi. The man scored himself a tomboy princess gf, I have nothing but respect for him.
>>107166338The universal quantifier is the cute v face japanese people love, it's alt code 2200 but hiroshima won't even put it in.
>>107166384I see
>>107155315>emigration 出国What about learning chinese to MITM between local bosses and the new foreign overlords? How fast can one learn it?
>>107157611fuck you normalnigger
Where do I find cheaper dev contractors that actually know what they're doing? On a screenshare with some Venezuelan right now. Asked him to locate an issue in the code and I had to repeat the instructions 5 times but he's still not looking at the correct file.
>>107166505He was supposed to just start the debugger and begin stepping through the programming while logging suspect variables right?
>>107166566Typically that's the approach I would expect(minus the logging, any decent debugger should show you variable values), but this specific scenario doesn't allow for that. You have to read the code.The gist of the problem is that we have a screen which is supposed to render a list, but sometimes it's missing items. The issue is in the query that is retrieving the items; I explained this several times yet this guy is STILL looking at the code that is rendering the list. I even told him he's free to use any AI tool he'd like or ask me any questions for more clarification or assistance.
>>107164060why don't you become an HR recruiter?
>>107164305My friend makes 160k doing PLC programming, never went to college.
>>107165425If you ever get asked "which of the following best describes our gender?" just move on. Working for that company will make you want to kill yourself more than unemployment.
>>107165937I found a company with an in-house application system, and it was obvious a human reviewed my application because I got hired on almost immediately.
Man I really want a tech job in Austin, making 6 figures in the tech hubs in california is basically like making minimum wage due to all the taxes and cost of living/
>>107166937Austin is mini california with all the retards moving them and voting for the same policies.
>>107166991well, its cheaper for now, I do know its going to shit tho.
>AI>AI>AIThe only companies posting job listings are companies infested with "AI" shit. I'm fucking sick of it.
>>107167126USE THE TOKENS ANONWHY ARE YOU NOT USING YOUR TOKENS
>>107167132Are the tokens AI-powered?!
>>107167135AI powered token utilization to streamline the usage of AI in the workforce.
>>107167126They just want you to use probability (hm good idea) and "neural networks" (decision trees) and LLMs and "chaining" (nested if statements) in your programs. It's just programming. They want you to program.
>tfw havent applied for a job since oct 20thafter 300 applications i just cant do this shit anymore i dont even get interviews fml.
Migrate >>107167984>>107167984>>107167984
