Apply to jobs from home edition>work experience Get an unpaid internship >There's nothing in my town! Then move. Location location location. >resourcesY'all know the drill. Leetcode neetcode etc. Stratascratch, the leetcode for data engineers: https://platform.stratascratch.com Get a PhD if you can. Maybe get an MBA if you can. >copingI think we're genuinely headed towards an AI bubble burst, they'll be begging for us to fix it.>emigrationIt's worse outside america. Yes this includes india and china, europe the three superpowers. If you live there you should go to america because it's better on paper but that doesn't mean america is good or nice so don't bother.>go to nursing! Go to law school, go to med schoolIf you find cs degree a slog, you'll find med school and law school and nursing and trades good. Maybe you'll enjoy business.Previous thread>>107155315
Final round, maybe ill be free this time.
why should I look for a job when I can just masturbate and drink instead
>>107168006same i havent applied for a job in 3 weeks its so pointless i just jerk off and play vidya
>>107168006You can at least self employ.
>>107167991>Paired programmingYou'll get paired with a FOB jeet.
>>107167984rare paintrfiend
>>107168024why
>>107168024I'm too low iq/lazy/distractable
I only masturbate on mondays.
>>107168031If only you knew how right you were.
>>107168105Same.And tomorrow I will only masturbate on tuesdays.
>>107167984>Unfortunately
>>107167984when will people realize that America collapsed already? the 2020s is so fucking degenerate that you need to scam or gamble just to make a living. So any boomer that EVEN FUCKING TRIES suggesting that I should take responsibility SHOULD FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!! IT'S FUCKING OVER ALREADY YOU FUCKING MOUTH BREATHER!!! IT'S DEAD. How about we first focus on idk? MORALITY???
>>107167984why did I have to be born in the 21st century???? FUUUCKKKK why couldn't I have lived in a time without the internet? Without people acting so reality challenged?
>>107168159>>107168174Eat meds, nigger
>Unfo-
Are you unemployed because you can't find a job, or are you unemployed because you think you're too good to flip burgers or stack pallets?
>>107168244WTF IS THIS IMAGE LMAO
>>107168244Fuck off nigger
>>107168244WHAT IS AUDIE DOING THERE!?!?!?
>Congratulations!
>>107168244Once again
>>107168244fuck off nigger i got ghosted by food lion, amazon and best buy fuck you fuck you
>>107168244I’m entitled to 6 months unemployment while I look for suitable work, no warehouse work is not suitable
>>107168244Isn't the point of the thread to get a tech job? Otherwise it's just unemployed general.
>>107168249>>107168294>>107168332>>107168338>>107168354Samefag
>>107168367Nope.
>>107168379Damn bro you are posting from both your phone AND your PC? I mean, I would do the same if I was banned
>>107168385Nope I have a job the logic of that post just didn't make sense. I'm here out purely out of curiosity why some anons can't get a job.
>>107168391Oh wait you are the "I have a job, house, wife, sex, etc" guy from the previous thread, oh so you ARE ban evading kek get fucked nigger
>>107168354The point of the thread is for fat faggots to laugh at you
I have a warehouse job
>>107168400Nope nta. I'm just driving by.
>IMG_tranny says he has a jobNo you don't>>107168423Stop ban evading, bub
>>107168403why are anons so mean if i had a good job i wouldnt be bullying poor NEETs. This world is so cruel bros
>>107168440Jannies/mods can see my post history for the last 5 years probably since I never use a VPN and my UDM has 5 years of uptime now. Dunno why you're so upset though weird.
>>107168462>Im not that anon>Ok I am but Im not ban evading>Ok I am ban evading but theres no proof>Ok maybe theres proof but you are madYou are so bad at this, lmao
>>107168354You are correct in that people want tech jobs, the problem is the vast majority of /utwg/ posters say they're going to kill themselves because their savings/unemployment end soon. Why not get a menial labor job to stay afloat until you can find your dream tech job? That's what I did while in college.
>>107168473Whatever floats your schizo boat.
>>107168486Dont use all those IP's at once, faggot
>>107168354I have one and a half more classes until I'm going to have to find something for a few months to save up the 4k for the one semester I need at wgu to get my CS bachelors. I think I'll try and hold out a few weeks for a comfy grocery store job but maybe I could do line work with the mexicans again. God forbid I actually have to literally flip burgers. Any tips for getting the zoomers at burgerking to accept me as their new coworker for 6 months? They like Terraria too right?
>>107168500FUCKIN SAVVED
>>107168511Pretend you're too stoned to hold a conversation, they'll give you space. "Yeah man, right on" etc.
>>107168174>>107168159You will soon wish for times like these
Call me nazril fadel the way i bomb my interviews>>107167984Nice pits
>>107168482I thought the whole fucking point of getting an education was to ESCAPE blue collar shit?
>>107168668you got replaced by more intelligent and harder working indians. now put the fries in the bag lil bro. and make it snappy.
>>107168601I'll never be nostalgic for fucking 2020s LMAO. This decade can kiss my ass and rest in piss
>>107168694>harder working>IndiansAre. you. fucking. FOR. REAL.
>>107168710He is obviously Trolling outside of /b/
>>107168714I just can't fucking take this shit anymorehttps://youtu.be/ltXzAWItTxI?si=GOPtzV8R2DSnPQH2
>>107168710I don't see you moving to a new country where the culture, language, politics, and ethnicity are completely alien to you, and competing with said population for work.
can’t get a jobwhere do I file a complaint?
>>107169168cry to your dad's dick
>>107168668You could become a teacher, that’s my backup plan. You can substitute teach part time and start building up experience when unemployment runs out
Mid 30's here - no degree, been doing mostly frontend crap for the last 12 years. I'm not good at my job and I enjoy learning less and less. Been getting paid less and less too.Don't know if even want to get a CS degree but then again I have no idea what else to do that would pay me as much starting out. Anything medical feels out of reach and that it's too late. I need to make at least $120k to be comfortable
>>107169299It's never too late to be a politician
>>107169299>I need to make at least $120k to be comfortableMan that’s crazyI’m hoping to snag a job and make at least that amount, but I could easily live on $60k a year or so, when I was making big bucks I was saving half my paycheck
You guys aren't working for free, right?
>>107169343Reply with this picture
My sleep schedule was so fucked up that I kept forgetting what I was talking about in the interview. He even asked if I was okay or wanted to reschedule it. I want to die.
Well, time to leave, /utwg/. It's been a fun month, but I just accepted a job offer. Snek anon is employed again :)
>>107169458who asked
>>107169458fuck off goy
>>107169458what job? what's the pay? how did you get it? how did you pass the interview?
>>107169458>PXLSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>107169502You are talking to a diversity hire aka jeet
>>107169402Ok, why are you like that? The latest I get up is like 9:00 AM, more recently it is 6:00 AMYou know what’s holding you back, so change it
Shaved and showered (I’ll shower again in the morning) for my final round interview tomorrow, just over 12 hours till I blow the best opportunity I’ve had in months or manage to land a job before year end and the holiday slowdown
Tomorrow is Veteran's day, so even though I'm being paid to sit in a hotel room for the week I won't have anything to do tomorrow. Bored out of my mind.
>>107169327Wish I could get by with that but I have a big family. Mortgage and groceries easily eat up $4k per month, and that's not including insurance, gas, clothes, car payment, utilities, medical bills, wife's student debt, etc.
thoughts on shopify?
>>107169502Sr. Full Stack Dev. Fully remote, $150/yr. I'm in super LCOL area in a house bought in 2019. I applied via LinkedIn, one of ~25 applications I sent out. I've got 10 years experience under the belt, so I didn't think was going to take long, though it was still longer than I'd expected. I was laid off my previous startup due to lack of sales.I did 4 interviews: initial screening, technical (with code challenge prior), director-level, and team interview. I just acted natural and shot the shit: I'm an odd duck in that I have social skills. Wasn't too bad.>>107169503Pic related, now let's see anon's hand
>>107169612You got outed as a browntard 2 threads ago
>>107169622He's pretty swarthy, but I don't think he's brown. Probably one of those weird Balkan mutt hybrids.
>>107169599>Wife’s student debtBig yikes
>>107169612I am extremely jelly. I'd love a remote job...making fucking anything. House is paid off, I just want to have some income to cover the rest and not be unemployed.
>>107169089That has nuts to do with you being more capable. Just more desperate and therefore easier to exploit. At the end of the day youre just the cheaper alternative and good enough is enough for most employers these days.
>>107167984>move>you mean not in my parents house>dont give a fuck about whatever place>dont know anyone there either?
>>107169699Damn. What is your tech focus? A recruiter was wanting to schedule a call, but I let him know I was already employed when he reached out. Might be a referral out there, never know.
>>107169743I'm an entry level retard, dw about it b
>>107169743If its in cybersecurity or data I'll take a referral. I've got 6 years of fortune 500 experience.
>data
>>107169922data, ml, full-stack, not a time to be picky.except for frontend. fuck frontend.
>>107169922Hey I started with data just to get a job in a decent company and networked my way into the company's SOC. The goal was always cybersecurity, but right now I need food on the table.
Trying to find a full-time job outside of tech for the time being (however many years the "time being" might actually be at this rate). Want full time so I can actually get benefits. Warehouse seems like the obvious but there's next to nothing hiring right now and I've already been rejected by the few I could try. Not much else that doesn't require certs or other qualifications I don't have. My options left are like Walmart which pays a depressing as fuck $16 an hour or similar that pay the same. Or there are some basic receptionist type positions for random businesses in the area but every time I try to apply to them they ask for a resume, experiences, education, and I am way to over-qualified. What to do in this scenario? I cannot tell them my education or that my last position was a senior level engineering position. I was also really hoping I could find something even vaguely related to what I do for some relevant experience but mostly given up on that. There were only two labs near me offering entry level lab work but haven't heard back from them. There's a grave digger position open near me and I really want to apply to that but feel I am wholly under qualified as I have no idea how to use a backhoe or edge bushes and I think they would just be mad at me if I applied.
>>107169929>>107169931Understandable
>walmart>receptionist>fucking grave diggerGrim.
>>107169553Order another pizza. That one you got last night looked good.
>>107169975Grave digger actually sounds pretty comfy
>>107170028until you realize you're digging your own grave
>>107169975I'm not above shit other than making less than like $20 / hr which I don't think is asking for much. And when else am I going to get a chance to be a grave digger (they call it grounds keeper but grave digging was in the description)? And imagine the goth girls flooding my dating app inbox
>>107170048>And imagine the goth girls flooding my dating app inboxImagining is all you'll be doing with that
>>107169975>grave diggermore like grave Nigger lmao
>>107170056All I need. I'm better solo anyway
>>107170073nah moar liek gaynigger amirite
>>107169975>grave diggerMan if only this was an overnight job. Digging graves in broad daylight isn't spooky at all, it's just boring.
>Got this E-mail >It's for a job (at least in title) at a company I have repeatedly applied to without getting an interview This seems like a scam, except I don't see what they could get out of this. There is a LinkedIn account accurately corresponding to who the E-mail says it's from. Am I just going schizophrenic?
non-american anons, where are you from and what's the job market in tech looking like in your country?
>recruiter from microsoft reached out to me after I submitted my application three weeks ago
>>107167984which tech jobs will allow me to mate with catgirls?
I can't find a frontend developer job. I think I'm going to start learning how to build AI agents instead.
>>107171659mdash
>>107171725This is finally my chancemy chance to become who i am meant to becometo prove to myself that I'm not some useless fuckup nobodyto start living the life I should have
Unemployable tech worker general? More like immature incel manchildren who need to go out of their mom’s basement for once
I haven't been outside my parents' house for months because I can't afford to go out. I only order groceries in and sit at my desk the entire day.
>cant afford to go out>can afford to order groceriesFat retarded Amerishart subhumie lmao
>>107172090same
>>107172090This is a perk of living in big lefty city. They open stores/restaurant/events all the time with free shit. I eat for free in a restaurant at least once a week.
>tfw too dumb for jeetcodeAm I supposed to just memorize everything? How long does it take?
>>107172171Kill yourself retard
How do I know if I have a good curriculum or not? Everywhere I ask they say it's fine but I can't find any jobs at all.I would post it here but I don't want to dox myself
>>107172187If you are getting responses you have a good one.
>>107172198They are "unfortunately" responses
First PhD interview in 2 hours.This is the third PhD.
>>107172205I meant positive responses. If you aren't getting any after 100+ applications you should fix it up.
>>107172171neetcode 150torrent neetcode videos and watch them first
>>107172284Thats why I'm asking.
>>107172289
>>107172323>torrent neetcode videos and watch them firstAre they different than the ones in the website?
>>107172359I think he only posts solutions on his youtube. the torrent has all the paywalled courses from his site.
>>107172359sorry I misread your post. His site only lets you watch the first video of a section for free afaik. The torrent has all of them.
Why are utwg incels like this?
>>107172406
Why do people keep bringing up David Hoffman?
>>107167991Any books/resources to prepare for the interview? Regarding design/scalability and so on. Already grinding on leecode.
>>107172505is that for a junior role? why are they asking system design?
Today is the big day, final round interview, I didn’t feel my prior interviews went that well but apparently it was good enough to advance to the next round, it’s a job using tech I’m extremely familiar with (probably near 10k hours working with it over 10 years) though a little bit rusty due to trying to branch out
>>107172539>working with it over 10 yearsyeah ok boomer good luck
>10k hours>rustyYou're not fooling anyone jeet.
I only get responses back from Indeed and not linkedinwhy?
I work in a company most of you know. We have stopped hiring juniors entirely and have significantly reduced mid-level headcount, and with the current rate of progression I strongly suspect they will soon go the way of the juniors as well. I have teams of AI agents comprised of different roles assigned to different models working on features in parallel. What used to take a month of work by a whole team now takes a senior week. That's literally 20x productivity at a fraction of the cost. We're not in a bubble. We're just hearing the cries of the incompetent being left behind by the new technological revolution. Every revolution has its sacrificial generation and they are it. The truth is that thanks to the exponential progress of technology we haven't even started yet. I wouldn't be surprised if the T in STEM simply does not exist anymore in 2 years max.
>>107172710there is zero evidence to the productivity claims you're making. In fact, there is plenty of evidence to contradict it.
>>107167984>>107167883post anonymized CV.also, be patient and have hope, anon. things are bad right now. it's probably not your fault. don't take it as such.
>>107172731>>107167883 I also stopped applying like 1 week ago. I realized it's not the market situation, it's me. I'm shit at those jeetcode questions and keep failing technical interviews. What jobs should apply with a CS degree that don't require jeetcode?
>HR roastie was closing the interview without letting me do questionHow bad of a sign is this?
>>107172710Ok, then what do you do when all the 20x engineers retire in 10 years to live in the woods due to their massive fucking compensation package and your generation of CEOs didn't give a fuck so the supply of juniors in non-existent?I know you are a MBA tech bro larping.
>>107172710>eliminate junior roles entirely across the industryCool, can't wait to see the effects 20 years from now when no seniors exist and we're all dumb retard niggercattle hoping AI doesn't fail.
>>107172780Imagine going to school for 4 years and not being able to answer basic technical questions. And you people wonder why employers think degrees are useless now.
>>107172955We only did 1 module with leetcode kind of shit. And only half of it was related. The other half was functional programming for whatever reason.
>>107172955Not that anon, but this is true for easy and some medium questions only. but the majority of leetcode hards and some medium ones too were made in a way that are not meant to be solved in an interview and instead are meant for you to showcase your reasoning process and see how you approach complex problems, however, now that everyone is memorizing leetcodes it doesn't matter, if someone really completes a hard question they are either using AI or has seen the question before.
>>107172980It's okay retard, just go back to school for another 2 years and hope a masters will pull the wool over employers eyes.
>>107173002>you developed a fizzbuzz algorithm on the spot? no fr fr unc what AI did you use? that's impossibleGRIM, I see now why none of you fucks can pass an interview
>>107173028Boomers used to get into a cozy 6 figure jobs by just doing fizzbuzz and they think we are asked the same shit.
>boomer that did a leetcode easy to get a job 10 years ago thinks he can make fun of current day applicantsLmao.
>>107173028I was asked Contains Duplicate III for an internship in a non-tech company were all they do is maintain a simple website.
>>107173047>>107173053>>107173094If you're getting these kinds of questions for entry level shit you're supposed to fail on purpose, they're just trying to gauge how well you cope with failure, and your level of reasoning under stress.Needless to say you did not impress them.
>>107173117https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKXXZPk82Ek
>>107173117lollmao even
>3000 BC to ~2010 ADwe need worker, do you have skill? we pay you money in exchange for your skill and you start tomorrow>2010 AD to presentwe need worker, let's make potential workers jump through a million unnecessary hoops that makes both us and the applicant waste time and money, let's also ignore 90% of the applicants who have the skill we're looking for just because, and even after we select someone let's still drag out the process over multiple months even though we need someone right nowWhat caused this sudden shift in how hiring is done after 5000 years?
>>107173117The redpill is that shit companies have shitty interviewers who get off on humiliating people desperate for a job by giving them some leetcode ultra-hard bullshit they randomly pulled from the web just to watch them squirm as they both know there is no chance in hell they're getting the optimal or any kind of solution for the problem and are coping by thinking what's important is to show their reasoning as the interviewer constantly shits all over them for not getting the optimal solution in 5 minutes.
>>107171725Anon you'll be able to post a daily cafeteria food blog like that faggot in /twg/!
I can't handle the stress of having to interview, I liked it better when I was an anxiety ridden neet playing video games all day now the anxiety is 10x worse and I'm constantly worried I'm not going to be good enough for the interviews and if I fail I'll only be proving I'm a useless piece of shit and
>>107173309asymmetric supply demand
>Created an account and applied to a job posting.>Get rejected with the message "I am writing to let you know that unfortunately you have not been successful this time." 20 fucking minutes later.Fuck "recruiters" AKA resume screeners, fuck HR, fuck hiring managers, fuck "talent acquisition specialists", I am livid and I swear I want to send a worded email to this fucking "Tammy" bitch.
>>107173094If the only tech related work the company has is maintaining a simple website (probably wordpress) why would they have anyone working there who even knows what leetcode is to give you a question like that in the first place? I'm convinced most of these job hunting stories here and on reddit are fake and part of a psyop to discourage people from entering the industry so people can continue being paid astronomically high near 7 figure salaries.
>>107173309First of all, the application process in tech jobs is far removed from the average job. Secondly, there are times when the labour market shifts and companies are basically begging you to join. 2021–2022 was like this.
>>107173315Here is my idea:Both the interviewer and the interviewee have no fucking idea of what leetcode they are getting, they both have to work together to solve it. If the interviewee gives up the interviewer is given 20 minutes to complete it, if he cannot solve it he gets fired next day. goal is for both to solve it in the most optimal way.
>>107173309...most labourers throughout history were literal slaves or serfs retard.if anything, the labour force being treated like disposable trash is actually a return to normal, considering history.
I have an interview in an hour bros, wish me luck.
>>107173360That would never work because the interviewer can't even solve easy leetcodes.
>>107173386So you are telling me a SWE with 5 years of experience can't solve a simple leetcode easy that a random graduate can solve in seconds?
>they're just trying to gauge how well you cope with failure, and your level of reasoning under stress.Funny, no H-1B hire had to go through any of this.>WORK HARDER, MY FELLOW WHITE MAN!No thanks, rabbi. Nice hat btw.
>>107173395Yes because they haven't touched that shit in 5 years unless they're applying elsewhere themselves.
>>107173349I don't know how it was in 2021 because I was a neet then, but in the early 2010s it never took me more than a week to get a job offer from the moment I started looking. You could just go on craigslist and find hundreds of job ads for programmers. I even got a 6 figure job at a startup in the bay area that way, including a relocation bonus. I just replied to the ad via email, talked on the phone with the ceo the next day, they flew me out the day after that for a short interview that didn't even include any kind of programming test, they gave me an offer an hour later, and I started the following week. I got like 3 or 4 other jobs in a similar way during that period.
>>107173395LC is quite literally a different competency than what your average SWE does on a daily, weekly, yearly basis. At no point is there a "timed math puzzle coding test with no notes." It was basically invented so that autistic ESL indians could claim they were better candidates than Americans.
>>107172514They asked me a system design interview for a fucking internship. That's how cooked the job market is right now.
>>107173395CS has virtually zero relevance to software development. Graduates can solve these because they learn CS, which is a completely useless practical skill anywhere outside of academia. Literally the only time it would make sense to use leetcode is if you're hiring for a CS professor position.
>>107173384godspeed anon
>>107173477Not entirely true either. Data structures and algorithms are a relatively small part of a CS degree, and in that regard they're much more about providing a rigorous mathematical proof than coding an optimal solution.
>>107173514>providing a rigorous mathematical proofSo like I said, completely irrelevant to software development and useless as a practical skill. If you want to jerk off about math then academia is the place for you, not software companies.
>>107173521I don't disagree I just think leetcode is as useless for academia as it is for corporations, maybe even more so.
>>107173349The only reason 2021-2022 was so employee-focused was because every government around the world went full retard giving everyone unlimited free gibs to sit on their asses at home to "fight" the common flu because it had a scary new name that Pfizer and Bill Gates convinced everyone was super deadly and needed to take their pre-approved clot shots. That kind of retardation isn't happening again, at least not in our life times. If you didn't get a comfy do-nothing job during that window you're fucked.
>What are your 3 strongest technical skills, and how many years of experience do you have with each of them?What?
>>107173477>Graduates can solve these because they learn CS, which is a completely useless practical skill anywhere outside of academia.>learning how computers work is uselessThis is it lads, the mother of all jeets.
>>107173559If you had a comfy do nothing job during that window you would also be fucked today because all those people have been laid off by now.
>>107173602can confirm, got a comfy remote ob in 2022 when the coof scare was ending and I got laid off last year xd
>>107173595CS has nothing to do with how computers work. The only classes where you do learn how computers work are operating systems and computer architecture, and I'm pretty sure both of them are optional at most universities now. But they're still not practical skills because you're never going to work on anything even close to low level systems at any modern day software engineering job.
>>107173595It's useless for 95% of jobs that "require" a CS degree whether you like it or not. You're better off knowing how the latest highly convoluted framework that abstracts away a thousand domain-specific patterns that have accrued over the last 30 years works than the computer which it runs on.
>>107173575>I can build, maintain, troubleshoot, and repair networks - 8 years of experience>I can utilize Wireshark to capture and analyze data transmitted over networks - 6 years of experience>I can write scripts that parse network data to a web GUI interface for analysis and review - 6 years of experienceez
>>107173649Now name three technical skills
>>107173649>> I can utilize Wireshark to capture and analyze data transmitted over networks - 6 years of experiencethe memories of calling kids on steam during csgo lobbies and then dropping their IP in chat are flowing back to me
>>107173668>umm where's the cooding?>you aren't a tech worker unless you coode>anything that doesn't involve cooding isn't a technical skillI guarantee I make more in a year than you have in the last 5 codemonkey.
>>107173717>>I can utilize Wireshark to capture and analyze data transmitted over networks - 6 years of experience>>I can write scripts that parse network data to a web GUI interface for analysis and review - 6 years of experience>>umm where's the cooding?Are you retarded?
>>107173740You don't get it, command line automation and python don't qualify as coding. Really, anything that isn't Rust doesn't qualify as coding to these trannies.
What games does /utwg/ play in their spare time ?
>>107174077Minesweeper :D
>>107174077The Binding of Isaac.I fucking hate it.
>>107174077I'm playing a pokemon ultra sun nuzlocke, when I finish that I'll go back to baldurs gate 3
>>107174096Classic>>107174107>roguelikeMaybe try a real bullet hell, like Metal Slug
>>107174077Playing through all the Ultima games in order right now. It's sad how far video games have regressed since the 90s, especially RPGs.
How's Upwork for building a resume from scratch?
I don't know, what's up with you?
I have a job
>>107174314bye
>>107173575>I can make software in Python and Java : 2 years>I can write technical reports in English : 2 years>I can use Docker and Kubernetes : 2 years>>107174215There's a gacha that plays like an older DRPG, I've been spending the last few weeks grinding it out.If the games weren't so expensive I'd try them out lol.
>>107174296Nigger if you aren't capable of writing a basic resume on your own why would an employer trust you with real work?
>Role is the most vague shit ever>Recruiter reaches out to me and asks me what's my relevant experience"As a SDE in this role (they didn't even bother making sure this sentence was grammatically correct btw), you will design and build intelligent mobile solutions that leverage data science and AI/ML models. You will work on integrating advanced algorithms, and ensuring scalability and performance"
>>107174446Just tell them you know how to coode dipshit.
>>107172505here's a practice question for you. I use (a variation of) this one when interviewing all the time./qa/ has invaded 4chin and is continuously spamming soijaks on various boards. you're tasked with designing a system that can automatically and accurately detect images of said soijaks. Beyond 4chin, we plan to sell this service to other platforms as a commercial API. Because we intend to sell to some of the big players, your service is expected to handle tens of millions of images per day across different regions. Walk me through the end-to-end architecture, including the API, core services, and data storage.follow-up: /qa/ is now trying to defeat the system by obfuscating the soijaks (by blurring the jaks, embedding jaks in innocent scenery, using rare jaks, etc). how do you counteract this?normally I'd expect you to ask follow up clarification questions, but since this is an underwater basket weaving forum, just explicitly state any reasonable assumptions you make to resolve ambiguities.
All you need to know is elementary programming, variables conditionals loops functions, and then you're qualified for any tech job if you have IQ
>>107174474Sorry Gookmoot, soijaks are here to stay. Beg harder on /lgbt/, I'm sure a few trans flag socks programmers will take the bait. I give them a 41% return on success.
>>107173053it was the same 10 years ago as it is now, people were lamenting how easy it was to get a 10 years earlier... every decade new grads like to gas themselves up how hard they have it and how easy it was. leetcode was created to help job searchers prepare for the gay interview questions.ever think of that, broccoli-hair?
>>107174549>it was the same 10 years ago as it is nowNo it isn't
>>107174557you don't know shit zoomer. it was exactly the same.
>>107174563Nope.
I can't get a job so I'm trying to up skill by doing a PhD. When in doubt go back to school.Second PhD interview tomorrow
>>107174570what do you get from denying reality? self delusion to feel good about yourself?
You retarded gorilla niggers really need to get over the fact that it USED to be easier, better, faster to get a job. We aren't boomers, and its also not 2021 anymore.
>>107174585>IESLBWait a second, are you the shartyfaggot schizo?
>>107174077Rimworld.
Just spent 3 hours filling out a fagman questionnaire because there is zero chance I am going to get caught using chatgpt for such an important role
>>107174549When I graduated I got a well paying job with 2 applications. Now with 6 more years of experience, I've put in 2000 applications and haven't gotten a job.
>>107174660You are talking to a brown s0ijak spammer
>>107174658Good goy.*later today*"Unfortunately...."
>>107174592>import third world and let retarded emotional women handle the hiring processIt was a recipe for disaster. White men never stood a chance.
>>107174617 nah but I change the way I type to not be stalked between threads
>>107174757HOLA ESE
>Recruiter emailed me back>Wants to schedule an interviewTomorrow I change my life around and turn from a 10 hours of vidya/day NEET incel into a 12hr/day leetcode studying super soldier
>>107174796But first another 16 hour fortnite goon sesh.
>>107174817 You must be 18 to use this site
>>107174835>>107174817And also not brown.
>>107174796It's over, look for more jobs.
my body is a machine that turns ground beef and coffee into failed leetcode submissions and "Unfortunately," emails
>>107175002For me it's regret emails
>>107172539I have no idea how the interview (code review style) went, I think the manager let his senior dev grill me, and he asked a gorillion questions about a library I used and complained about there being no documentation in code to explain it, it’s common enough in our framework and past jobs I’ve worked at used it so I didn’t feel the need to document how the library works and spent half the interview trying to explain the data flow because he has never used it before. Since we’re in the era of LLMs, I also added a lot of ergonomic features to enhance my own experience not explicitly requested in the assessment, we spent a good chunk of time discussing those and didn’t have enough time as a consequence to hit on every point of the assessment. Felt like I was cheated of at least half the interview time on things that either would be in the library documentation, or weren’t asked for and so shouldn’t have been put under a microscope unless broken. There were definitely a few valid points made, I just expected them to stick to the rubric. At least the manager broadly seemed satisfied with my explanations.
Why aren't they afraid of malicious unemployed tech workers who turn to black hat hacking to survive?
IT Help Desk is a dead end position right?I basically cheated my entire way through my CS degree and know nothing past for/while loops and Big O Notation. Honestly my math ability has degenerated so far that I'm in the process of relearning math on Khan Academy starting from Algebra 2 to Calculus and Linear Algebra before I even touch programming, I need to build a solid base.I feel like I need to just join Air Force/Space Force/Army cyber and become a slave to the US government for 4 years gaining experience while building my brain in my free time.I haven't put real effort in anything in my life for the last decade.I don't want to rot in some IT Help Desk role for the rest of my life not making real money ($150k+)
>>107175104That's the point, retardThey want us dead, this is a biblical genocide that happens either by hook or by crook.
>>107175115You don’t need calculus or linear algebra for most programming tasks, the most you need is algebra, and the bread and butter of programming is just for loops and conditional statements, knowing Big O notation already puts you ahead a bitBetter if you could just get a job and get real world feedback rather than automatically focusing on past stuff, putting in effort is all on you and I’ve been there but I’ve also applied myself at different points in my life
>>107175115>150kThat's 3x more than what the average American makes.
>>107175115>I basically cheated my entire way through my CS degree and know nothing past for/while loopsThe first and only honest /utwg/ poster explaining why nobody is hiring you dumb fucks.
>>107175176I need a solid base of logic which I don't have, I need to exercise my brain and reorient it to think in a different manner. Math and logic are the building blocks for programming, relearning math for ~6-8 months will give me those building blocks. I was under the impression linear algebra is giga-important/useful for SWE jobs?I can't get a job because with my current knowledge I could only barely pass a leetcode easy. All I can get is IT Helpdesk work. That's why I want to do this military plan and go hyperbolic timechamber relearning everything during those 4 years of service.>>107175208Fuck the average American. If you're average, you're a loser.>>107175254Genuinely, I cheated on every single thing. The projects, the lab work, the midterm, even the finals. I literally used my phone, took photos and sent that shit to chatgpt on the finals. This is a reputable school btw, most people in the industry would know it.
>>107175287What's your IQ?
>>107175287>If you're average, you're a loserMy point is that the average American still has an extremely high standard of living, higher than any other country on earth, so you don't really need to make more than that to live a decently good life.
>>107175287You’re judgmental, and it’s good to see you’re as hard as yourself as you are on others and that you’re cool cucking yourself out of a paycheck for 6+ months
>>107175298I never had it tested, I do believe it's above average though. I was basically failing highschool due to depression but I took the SAT that year and got a 1540 without studying.>>107175368I would just feel like a suicidal retard loser if I didn't become rich and wealthy. I'm not sure why I feel this way but I do. I realize it'll never really get that bad for us as Americans, not saying I'd commit suicide if I ended up average but I would feel depressed.>>107175415Well I already started Khan Academy while I'm currently working and would be building skills while in the military, just something I'd fill my freetime with rather than avoid a paycheck.
>>107175440You deserve to suffer like this till you grow up
>unfortunately...yea yea yea fuck off. don't know why I waste my time, I think the only way I'm getting a job is through a direct referral at this point.
>>107173329is that jerma
>>107175115Maybe do 20 years in the air force and retire with a comfy pension?
>>107175474When you get those emails, are they after a full round of interviews, or after an application and no other contact? My experience is amount to 5% do some kind of assessment or test, 15% decline with unfortunately without even having touched base, 80% recruiters calling and getting all your information and ghosting you if they don’t get a bite
>>107175474application and no other contact.I have not gotten a single call or interview after ~200 apps and I've MOSTLY stuck to positions I thought I'd have a shot at. 0 - 2 years in the listing, entry level stuff. I have...some side projects. I think they're decent but maybe I'm retarded (not like anyone even looks). Made a decent portfolio website in React and posted it up on my own domain.It's all so dogshit.
>>107175511>>107175498I'm retarded.
>>107175494The military is really a 4 years or full 20 years kind of thing. I'd prefer the former, I don't even know the first thing about military life and 20 years is a lot of time. I also have dreams of trying my hand at a startup like every other cs midwit.If the job market goes to shit on the outside I won't hesitate to stay in the military though.
>>107175115>IT Help Desk is a dead end position right?is it? I always assumed you can use your free time to study certs and move up to sys admin roles from there, but maybe that was before the job market went to shit
>>107175531>entry level IT>free timelmao?
>>107174796sorry bro>world slashes your careernothing personnel, kid
>>107167984>https://platform.stratascratch.comwhy are you recommending this pile of trash? this site looks like garbage even compared to regular old leet code...
>>107175531The weird part is where he thought the prerequisites for software engineers had any bearing on ITIt’s so retarded and a common problem to come up with this idea of how things should work and how good you should be from /g/ instead of just throwing yourself into the job market, if you’re average you’re average and it won’t be any different with your unattainable/dubious full time study while also being in the military
>>107175368>the average American still has an extremely high standard of living, higher than any other country on earthAnd they're all in debt up to their eyeballs, to the point where if they get fired, sick, or an accident happens...*poof*There goes your only thing keeping you afloat, and now you're homeless in a careless society where the cops will beat the shit out of you for fun and welfare is nonexistent.Americans make me fucking sick. You are the smug asshole of the world, the worst of the worst, and think you're better than us because you invented McDonalds and CocaCola. Use those precious guns you have and blow your non-existent brains out mutt nigger.
>>107175765Mindbroken jeet
>>107175765how's the visa queue? you number 10 million or 15 million in line?
Uh oh, s0ijak.party bot is having a melty
>>107175591Because retarded kiddies who want a 6 figure fully remote job will click on those jeet links
I'm tired bros...
>One guy makes a post>Gets a bajillion replies>I make a post>Get 0 repliesLife is fair and totally not rigged against me, I am loved by the universe.
>107176030look at this bitch nigger crying lmao
>>107176060Damn, won't even give me the reply huh? Fuck you nigga.
you have to earn (You)s around here lil bro
employed here, just stopping by to chuckle at y'all. git gud. you would already have a job by now if you were worth hiring and/or worth not firing. keep crying on the subplebbits too I like to read those while I am shitting.I'm only kinda half joking there. some of y'all have just fallen on hard times, but others legitimately don't belong in this business. people with 2-4+ YoE and still "don't get it" are fucking dead weight and always will be.
how do I get a job
>>107176161I have 3 years of experience and I'm unemployed.
>>107176165>how do I get a jobhow do I get a job
>>107175474Maybe it's my inner masochist speaking but I honestly would not mind getting just a fucking bastard of a rejection email. Like absolutely no hollow platitudes, no false sympathy, just genuine contempt and disdain for even trying to apply for the job. Like I want it to tell me to stay in my lane, to ask why I even bothered applying when I am so severely unqualified for the position, the whole nine yards. I don't even like being berated, but I feel like getting a "fuck you" rejection would be more refreshing than a system generated "polite" rejection.
>>107176208Some honesty would be nice. OR even just a criticism. If it's bog standard "ya you met the requirements but what we're really hoping for is someone who meets the requirements and is almost pushing a level above this job's title and we're getting them at a discount so we're going with him :^)))))" bullshit that feels like why we get the rejections we get.
>>107176194that's probably because you don't get it, anon. time to start over but as a lyft driver.
>>107176208They'd like to tell you that you are a useless faggot who smells and is ugly as fuck, but then you could sue them if they did that.
>y'allStop talking like a nigger
>>107176243have you stopped to think you should try being that guy, who is underselling himself intentionally to look better compared to others for the same position?
>>107176310quiet yankee
>>107176310make me niggerino. y'all can't do jack shite about ite
>>107176312I'm going after entry-level. Can't go much further down than rock bottom.
>>107176161I enjoyed how you typed a lot of words but didn't say anything. You're retarded.
>>107176320>>107176330
>>107175115Wow and I thought *I* was LLM-brained
>>107175287How the fuck do you cheat on midterms? Like sneaking a phone into the exam room? Don't they heavily penalize you for that?Is the "reputable school" in question the Bombay Institute of Technology or what?
>>107176332Don't settle for entry level, you'll get stuck performing menial labor for scraps. My supervisor actually got mad as fuck when I asked if I could bring my textbook in to study during downtime, we can't bring anything into the building other than our lunch.
>>107176161Hope you aren’t looking for and don’t receive sympathy when you’re inevitably laid off, you have plenty of career runway left for it to happen, most RIFs I’ve see happen go right down the balance sheet and are not necessarily because you suck but due to financial constraints that can’t entirely be pinned on an individual. You’re at the same risk at the end of the day as any other corporate employee.
>>107176208That’s a cuck fetish
>>107176208its weird but I actually agree, somehow the endless "unfortunately" emails feel more insulting than if they just called us retards and told us to go die
>>107176359yea, kind of a joke. I went to a school many would laugh at but at least it wasn't a degree mill just allowing blatant cheating like that. Probably helps it only graduates 40 people per year in my degree so it's easy to keep tabs on people during tests. But this isn't an insurmountable problem, especially for "prestigious" schools who can hire pajeeeeeeeet TA's.
>>107176366What race is your supervisor?I've had data entry jobs at Chinese-owned retailers that were more permissive (and paid well above minimum wage, but still <$20/hr).(And no, it wasn't a CS job by any metric. Old ladies who can barely speak English can do them. I had that my soph summer instead of an internship.)
>>107176309It’s just that the vast majority people don’t think like a neurotic/autistic 4chan poster, if you’re not qualified for the position don’t apply, at the same time everyone has to start somewhere and you weren’t born knowing everything
>>107176346I would not have graduated without LLMs. In my Junior and Senior years, I did not complete a single assignment without assistance from an LLM.>>107176359I got a note from my doctor saying I had adhd/depression. Brought it to my college's accommodation office, then they let you take your exams in a separate room with extra time. The person watching is usually a student who doesn't try hard to pay attention and there are sightlines to avoid them. It was always a gamble whether I get an easy room with lots of nooks and crannys or somewhere open and hard to cheat in. Lots of stress involved. This is a college that employers consider "upper tier" btw.
>>107176409Seems like it'd be outside AmericaWhere I'm at, you'd have to sit apart from each other>it had only 40 cs studentsCome on man
>>107176424You replied to the wrong guy, I cheated on my midterms/finals at a T20 American college, this isn't some european or indian shithole. There were massive cheating rings for projects and assignments too.
>Want a ML position>zero entry level positionsShit sucks!
>>107176509Entry level ML positions can never exist mate. if you really want to do ML join a Masters/PhD program and publish some stuff.
>>107176540I know but this shit isn't deep learning or reinventing the LLM wheel. It's just data cleaning and building random forest pipelines and other traditional methods.REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>107176003What's going on big guy?
>>107176509>ML positionthis is like the retards that dump tens of thousands into shitcoins hoping they 100xwhy you would dedicate a decade of your life to some meme career because of the AI bubble, I will never understand
>>107176580I think your best bet in that case is self study and become as knowledgeable as you can, then look at very small startups in the bay are (5 or less people) and send personalized emails to them and set up interviews. Only way I know of people getting into ML without graduate degrees.
>>107176336sounds like you're just another one of the didn't get its>>107176369wouldn't look for or expect any sympathy. if I was laid off, I would say good luck to the company, because they're going to need it if they think getting rid of one of their best guys is a good financial move. I don't think my boss would ever let it happen though. for a new job, I would check linkedin to see if any of my friends are working at a place I'd want to work, and if not, hit up some folks at the local user groups. as a last resort I could go crawling back to my last employer, and I'm fairly certain they'd be glad to take me back.maybe there's a piece of advice in there I can toss to you unemployed dogs: go to the local user groups. it's free, and there's always recruiters and employed professionals there to network with, and they assume that the people who are there are the ones who actually give a shit about programming. at the very least there's free stuff. I used to call the local Java User Group the soup kitchen because it was a free meal you could count on, and they give away hundreds of dollars in door prizes to a room of about 20 people too, so pretty easy to win.
F>>107176540>join a Masters/PhD program and publish some stuff.Masters is not enough
>>107176605Learn better English
>>107176605ML is much less memey than AI. There are many more methods that aren't LLM or deep learning based and have been in use to make predictions and automated monitoring for a while. Recommender systems like youtube, spotify, and others use is explicitly ML...AI engineer is definitely a meme.
>>107176643You didn't do any of this btw
>>107176664My nigga, I don't think you know what you are talking about.
>>107176653sybau retardhigh functioning stable geniuses like me think in terms of abstractions, not "grammar" or englishI'll proofread my shit for employers, not for u faggotsfaggot
>>107176668didn't get laid off? yeah, I know, that's why I still have a job.
>>107176688>I'll proofread my shit for employers, not for u faggots
Please fill out this 10 question true/false survey. The Valinor system will determine your status shortly.the rich should be forced to give to the poorit's good to give to the poorAs long as people are good, it doesn't matter if people are different or nothumanity should be as diverse as possiblehumans should always try to be self reliantit would be good if only those with the most merit held powerit would be good if everything was decided democraticallya good strong governing body is idealorder is more important than freedomYou should always think of others before yourselfPick the option that most closely describes your political viewsconservativeliberallibertariansocialist
>>107176715>the rich should be forced to give to the poorfalse>it's good to give to the poorfalse>As long as people are good, it doesn't matter if people are different or notfalse>humanity should be as diverse as possiblefalse>humans should always try to be self reliantfalse>it would be good if only those with the most merit held powertrue>it would be good if everything was decided democraticallyfalse>a good strong governing body is idealtrue>order is more important than freedom(so) true>You should always think of others before yourselffalsesocialist
>>107176643You probably aren’t as irreplaceable as you think you are, and if so your manager isn’t really doing a job, it’s not in a companies best interests to allow employees leverageFor me, this is the 6th RIF I’ve witnessed and the first time I’ve been impacted, I can recall during two of these RIFs they let go of excellent engineers purely for either behavioral reasons or simply because they made more than the bottom 80% of engineers. Your company could be bought by private equity and they could hack up and sell your company for parts, you could be acquired simply because the acquiring company wants your companies market share, your boss could be let go and you may find yourself managed by someone with a personality that doesn’t mesh with yours, all things I’ve seen before and didn’t reflect the skill of those impacted. I’m guessing you don’t really have extensive industry experience, or much of a family.
>>107176715>>107176731guessing you're posting this here because the system auto rejected youand from a quick google search, this seems to be some zogged up defense contractor companyyou would've just been making software to help zogbots drone strike palestinian kids, you were supposed to normpose as some vaguely conservative migatard, that's the jew's new favorite flavor of goycattle
>>107176643Can you lift 50lbs over your head?
>>107176688
>>107176854posted it again award
>>107176861Hell yeah, nigger you tell him!
>>107176715Dear,Thank you for sending the survey. I’ve completed the 10-question true/false section and the political view selection below. Please note that I used ChatGPT to help me write this message, as English is not my first language.Survey Responses:The rich should be forced to give to the poor — FalseIt's good to give to the poor — TrueAs long as people are good, it doesn't matter if people are different or not — TrueHumanity should be as diverse as possible — TrueHumans should always try to be self-reliant — TrueIt would be good if only those with the most merit held power — TrueIt would be good if everything was decided democratically — TrueA good strong governing body is ideal — TrueOrder is more important than freedom — FalseYou should always think of others before yourself — TruePolitical View:LiberalThank you for your time and consideration. Please let me know if you need any additional information.Kind regards,
>>107176731Pass because you sound based>>107176895Fail, fuck the governmentCrap I forgot to add "everyone should be expected to contribute to society", now I have to delete one.
>>107176766I wasn't making a statement about being irreplicable, just that I'm not worried about being laid off. If they let me go it would be a negative impact on the engineering org. Not saying the whole place would fall apart without me, but everything would be shittier, and they know that. I've survived 4 RIFs and I look forward to them because they pay me retention bonuses.All that non skill-based stuff you mentioned is true, but mainly that involves having enough political capital to weather personnel shakeups. Obviously, there is nothing to do if somehow the entire engineering org is cut, but I think that's unlikely enough that I'm not worried about it.
>>107174763>Dat pic: myth< This pic: Reality
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