Microsoft Office is now Microsoft 365 Copilot apphttps://x.com/AskPerplexity/status/2008200618004095195
LibrePilot when?
This is the number one reason why not to trust anything "live service", because it can be ruined at any time.I want my programs to be stagnant and dead.
This is fraud, right? This is pretty cut and dry accounting fraud.
>>107771841It already wasn't called office iirc, it was called microsoft 365 or something. It sounds retarded, but my mother consistently calls office microsoft despite being a boomer who doesn't know about this renaming. She'll correct herself to word afterwards because she's learned that otherwise I don't know what she's talking about, but I think with her fellow boomers this conflation is the default and expected.
>>107771841Year of LibreOffice?
>>107771926When is /g/ going to get over LibreOffice? LibreOffice is the new OpenOffice. You just look old and casual still recommending it. Every single person who knows what they're doing these days use OnlyOffice or simply Google Docs.
>>107771936Into the trash it goes
>formerly office
>>107771915So?>inb4 he still believes laws apply to anyone but the peasantsAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>107771841LibreOfficeOpenOfficeOnlyOfficeFreeOffice (picrel)Google DocsOr just pirate MS Office (2016 or earlier)I also use Latex as a Word/Powerpoint replacement but it depends on your >usecase
>>107771936>Google DocsNot only does it share many of the same problems as Microsoft 365 Copilot App™, being thoroughly infused with Gemini instead of Copilot, but unlike Office you get no direct access to the source file and manually have to export the document to another format if you want to keep it in case Google later decides to ban your account for whatever reason.
No matter how much you hate Microsoft, you don#t hate them enough.
>>107771936libreoffice is open source. However anyone working in an actual serious job will use office or whatever its called now.
>>107771915>changing a product name is fraudThe absolute STATE of education.
365 AI Loo
>>107771936>OnlyOfficeI am genuinely impressed how close the UI is to Microsoft Office but it took me less than 60 seconds to find missing functionality in the Excel clone and also it would appear the entire thing is running inside Chromium 108. So I wouldn't use it to open untrusted files from the internet.
>>107771841Just rename already the company, bro.
Really rolls off the tongue.
>>107772038>(2016 or earlier)what makes 2016 the last one?
JEETED
>>107772244>Drop "Micro". Just Slop>It's cleaner
at this point if you are "stuck" with microjeetware, you're nothing but an enslaved soulless golem, lmao.
>>107771841https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/office/the-microsoft-365-app-transition-to-the-microsoft-365-copilot-app-22eac811-08d6-4df3-92dd-77f193e354a5>it's real
>>107771841THERE IS ALREADY A THREAD RETARD FAGGOT>>107769453
>>107772425>phone>no titlenobody cares
>>107772425Your thread is shit. Lurk for 2 years before posting, faggot!
>>107772284no onedrive shit forced on you
>GOOD MORNING SAARS>WE DID THE NEEDFUL AND NOW 400 MILLION SAARS ARE ALSO DOING THE NEEDFUL
>>107772513just use MAS to install Office 2024 without MS account
>>107771841Every single cent spent on office is AI profit now. Line go up
>>107772581didn't ask
why does "Microsoft 365 Copilot app" even need to exist?i mean really, why does Word or Excel or PowerPoint need to exist?what could you POSSIBLY still be doing with these obsolete programs now that AI has replaced every computing concept known to man?
>>107771841Satya went rampant, this isn't going to end well.
>>107772038If EMACS can't do it then I don't need it done.
>>107771841They actually did the same thing with Xbox.Gamepass was not growing the way they predicted, so they changed the previous "Xbox Live Gold" users to "Gamepass Core", and boom, 30+ million users are subscribed to Gamepass.
>>107772067It's because they now can claim all the profit that is actually coming from people paying for office products are coming from their AI division to shareholders. Le slop must keep going.
I use google docs.It's not foss, but it works just fine and is free.
>>107771841It is so over man, not even funny just sad.there will be no windows 12, they will just shit out windows copilot.they killed windows long ago, they are dishonoring the corpse at this point, all these subhuman jeets will burn in he'll for what they have done.
>>107772604do you like it saar
>>107771841>Hey guys, AI is now profitable.
>>107772275irl lmao'd
>>107771841oh they're a week lateguess some middle manager missed his 2025 KPI bonus
>>107771841Nadella: The 2026 YOTLD Ambassador.
>>107773069this might actually be the reason lmao
>>107773069>microsoft>R&Dfake
>>107771841Old news
>>107773069Yes, you are exactly correct. This is number-fudging for the stockholders, doesn't matter that the losses are going to pollute the Office numbers now. Notice how he didn't dare fuck with Azure services by renaming them.
>>107771841I'm not one of these retard thirdies who can only afford Windows 7 and then make threads on /g/ about "aesthetics", but lately I AM considering running Office 97 because of shit like this.
>>107772705thiswhy would you even use an LLM to write source code with comments when you could have it write machine code directly?
Officelop.
>>107773599kek'd and check'd
>>107773579Because it can barely manage basic arithmetic.
>>107773404>microsoft>S&MReal
>>107771841Years ago I bought Office 2016 Pro Plus for $10.But now I cant find anyway to download it, I have a license for 5 machines.where can find the ISO?
>>107771841I still use Office 2003.
>>107772821How does shares even work? I mean they have to see some monetary increase in return eventually from AI right? This isn't increasing anything. I want to believe our economics isn't this fucking stupid but I know it probably is...
>>107771841>death cult has taken over the entire tech industry and is blazing forward in their suicide pactNeat.
>>107773729massgrave
>>107771841SAAAR PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL AND MAKE USE THE AI AND DO NOT BE CALLING IT SLOP
>>107771841If people ever leave M$ then offices will go back to workflows from 2000 to 2010 using stuff like LO. Start learning LO Basic.
>>107773768>doesnt even understand basic economics and finds this hard to believeYou must be 18 years or to use this website, kiddo.
>>107771841more like... CopeAlot !!! amirite? hahaha
>>107771841lmao what a joke
I shan't be using this.
>>107771841lol.
>Rename Windows to Copilot OS>Sixty gorillion AI users overnight>Investors clap>Trump gives you the keys to the money printerBased rajeesh gaming the system
>>107773069and they say aliases are useless
>(formerly Chuck's)
>>107771841Thank god onlyoffice exists
>>107773729This anon posted it unironically btw>>107773797
>>107771841Oh, so this is why I got an officesomething.dll error this morning when I turned on my computer lmao
>>107771841Remember that one retard post where anon was like "Nobody's using AI, so Microsoft is pivoting away from it in 2026"Where is that retard now?
>>107771841Oh thank fuck I switch to linux.Such a relief to have no slopware on your machine. No fucking ads in your start menu.
>>107773069Jebus. They make more money from LinkIn than windows?
>>107771841Best alternative is softmaker office. Textmaker etc. Are really nice
>>107771936>>107772062Idiotic opinions. LibreOffice is used in professional settings, is backward compatible, etc. Come to Germany or ask a German how to use it properly.
>>107771841this is clearly a fraudulent attempt to juice their share price by declaring they onboarded another 400m AI users at their next shareholder meeting. This is a disgrace. I'm so glad I don't have to use 'Copilot'
why faggots force this anti ai meme, jesus, libre is slow garbage, only office is fast, same for wsp and google docs, and from what I know libre still can't do most of what MS excel can do
>we can't sell copilot>just rename office copilot>we now sell millions of copilot gotta love the sales team
>>107774254meanwhile in germany
>>107771841What's newNOW IT CENSORS NOT ONLY BAD WORDS, ALSO CENSORS BAD THINKING.
>>107773848it cannot sell fentanyl bottles.
>>107773599Checked, also true.Had to check the Office change because I just couldn't believe they would be so retarded. My God...
>>107771936>You just look old and casualAs opposed to young and high-strung?
>>107774254most of the world wont switch. I tried to but again i was forced to use microsoft shit product because I don't want my saved files to end up look like shit or different compared to when the guy opens it up in office.
microsoft be like
slopilot
>>107774433Germans will regulate everything but their shitty car makers.
>>107774433Surely there will be some chink manufacturer selling the bit to work with that screw within a week?
>>107771841>Microsoft 365 CopilotSorry to be pedantic but it was only the live, in-browser version that was renamed, the actual products are still Office, and fwiw it was already known as Microsoft 365. Still pretty dumb of them however.
>>107771841Thanks, I'll stick to Office 2016 with updates disabled.
>>107775039Oh absolutely lol
>>107771841Wtf is this real?
>>107771841>microslop
>>107771926>install update>all jump lists disappearwhy why WHY cant fucking retarded software developers not be so FUCKING retarded
>>107775326enjoy your slop
>>107771841>Microslop 365 copepilot app
>>107771841reeeee i hate pajeetification
>>107771866That's already a thing, see image:
So when will Microsoft offer corporations discounts on licenses to include Copilot usage in employee performance reports?
>>107771841Fucking utter madness man, it's like they saw the "Microslop" memes and thought doubling down would help.
>>107771841i'm so fucking glad i installed linux yesterday on my laptop
Office has been called microsoft 365 for a while now
What's google new slop nickname? They've been pushing AI just as much. I'm tired of seeking "Ask" everywhere.
>>107771841Good morning saars
>>107771936If my computer shuts randomly this will still lose part of files and you have to recover them before you can use them. Does not happen with word. I even have the autosave on every minute and it still happens. Also, it still loads the printer for a few seconds every time you start the app up. Other than that its pretty good, but still not word or excel.
>>107773832kys cumgarggling faggot
>>107771841Basically
>>107771841Grim.
>>107774254>in GERMANY
>>107776484What in the fucking hell is that?
Twitter pulled a similar stunt earlier last year. Since it makes zero money and cost the retard 999 trillion dollars to buy they sold it to their own "xai" shell company. The blatant looting going on right under the surface is sad but Americans will never wake up.
>>107775039a 2-hole bit might fit it
>>107772604god what a useless faggot
>>107776796Cool now you have to buy the BMW bit and a new 2-hole bit.
>>107771841Don't care still using Office 2007.All things equal I'd probably choose Office 2010, but 2007 has almost everything already, and I have an unleaked enterprise key for it.
>>107773404>>107773599Rajesh & Dinesh
>formerly office>hey sharon where is my office app>you have to open the copilot app>huh?>you have to open the copilot app>what?>you have to open the copilot app>huh?>its now called the copilot app>what?>you have to open the copilot app>why?i imagine that is how conversations at work are going to go for a while
>>107774201no wonder they had a LinkedIn button on new laptops kek
>>107771841Microslop and all other Indian run companies are getting too desperate with their AI (Actually Indian) pushes.
>>107771898this
>>107771841
>>107778500AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>107778500Wow
>>107778474WHY WOULDN'T YOUWANTTHE LATEST SOFTWARE
>>107771936General age demographic on /g/ is around older 30s - lower 40s at the absolute youngest if we're being generous. What did you honestly expect?
>>1077718412013 still works on my machine without copilot.
>>107771841>400 millionGotta pad out those AI user stats for the investors.
>>107778500>Like and subscribe to find out what we are called this week!
>>107774254WHY DON'T YOU USE LIBREOFFICE LIKE WE DO IN GERMANY???
>>107772604I remember when /g/ was sucking his 'jeet cock because he was not Ballmer. Yes, he's not Ballmer, but he's somehow even worst too.
>>107779458i know ballmer had some missteps, but i think his heart was in the right place. he thought that phones should have keyboards - and he was right. non-retarded people do think that phones should have physical keyboards. he lost that one because he didn't harbor raging contempt for his consumer base, and respected their intelligence. steve jobs won because he hated his stupid retarded GOY CATTLE consumer base and designed everything to insult them - which is actually how you get ahead. any sovl that microsoft had got drained out of the company immediately after ballmer left, so i think he was doing something right
>>107773763The last good version of Office
>>107779513Swipe typing is faster than physical phone keyboards because you can't use more than two fingers like you would on a PC keyboard
>>107771936Hey, Libre office just works. Its only a matter of getting used to. They even had it installed on my city's Town Hall where I work. I think Microjeet is losing hard on that front as well
>>107780738Copilot just werks too
>>107780746Ok, but Libre is offline, open source and has no real bloat. It only needs to get better, but its good enough for actual work
>>107779513>i think he was doing something rightlol lmao
>>107780027Do you remember dgl-moebe.iso?
>>107773862I thought I knew some german but holy shit that sentence was hard.Why the fuck is there a wo after jetzt?
>>107778295You know niggas just gonna use the old names.
>>107780786“Where” I think.
>>107771841Can’t find the official source though. This is rage bait?
>>107780810Yes anon. I understand the sentence after some thinking, but not the stucture, as in why it has to have the wo at the beginning. Must be some german grammatics on the loose again.Technology
I don't pay much attention to the Apple world, but do they change the name of their software and services as much as Microsoft and Google does?
>>107771841Has been for literally months
>>107778295Office had been renamed to microsoft 365 for a while now. An app existed called the same that bundled them all together. In parallel there was also a copilot app with essentially the same functionality. Guess they are merging those two platforms?
>>107771841Satya doing the needful once again!Is anyone else at Mein Kampf levels of hatred for these street shitting faggots?
>>107780926Almost a year. This is just rage for nothing. I really need to get off the internet. https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/office/the-microsoft-365-app-transition-to-the-microsoft-365-copilot-app-22eac811-08d6-4df3-92dd-77f193e354a5
>>107780965Sure thing mr fed i will gas them today
>>107780810>>107780851No, it is used like "despite" here. You could replace it with "obwohl" for example. So, you are missing some vocabulary. "Wo" isn't used a lot like this in writing though, but maybe it saved space?>Turn back? Despite getting this far already?The "Jetzt ... schon" translates to "already" which is more interesting grammar wise.
>>107780925https://youtu.be/EUXnJraKM3k
>>107771841uhh did people notice this now? some asshole looking up ms office for their upcoming semester, saw the weird stupid name, then decided this is BREAKING news to post about? thank lord I don’t had xitter brain.
>>107780965Wrong board Mr. Fed man
Libreoffice sucksThere is some graphical rendering issues that make it lag and unusable at 300 rows or more.
>>107781241Thanks anonJetzt schon (nyt jo) is basically the same in finnish so that's easy to understand.
>>107775071Pedophile
>>107771915They already have paved the way for you not owning software after you paid for it
for some reason microsoft has always been horrible at naming things, see .NET/.NET Core/.NET framework. I'm guessing it's a scam to sell more training and certifications to companies
>>107771841Most are on old versions of office
>>107771936no
>>107771841Still runs better than the Microsoft 365 Copilot Chat app (formerly Microsoft Teams (formerly Skype for Business (formerly Microsoft Lync (formerly Microsoft Office Communicator)))) I guess
>>107772038>>107772581>>107773729So out of curiosity, is there any real functional difference between 2016 and like, 2021 or whatever when using Massgrave? I've been using Libreoffice, and it's functional but if I can just boot the real thing without an account I may as well. What's considered the best version for real?
>>107780089Shooting yourself would have been faster than making that awful post.
>>107771841Didn't they change this months ago?
>>107773404So do actually do nice R&D they just never use it.
>>107778685and where the fuck did you get that data from? Don't forget people cross post from other boards all the time too, and they're likely the same age they always have been, 18-24
>>107771841More like Microsoft Slopffice
>>107771841my god, they are trying fucking EVERYTHING to get you to use their damn AI slop
If you Google this, there are several articles saying "Microsoft didn't really rename Office", and point out that the Office that's being referred to is some old app.If anything, this shows a huge disconnect that exists between departments in the organization. Did the marketing or exec guy in charge of rolling this out not think that the verbiage 'formally Office' might confuse people, as MS Office is probably the second most well known Microsoft product outside of Windows (hell, it might be number 1). How many people actually laid eyes on this and said it might confuse the consumer? How many suggestions to change it were shot down?It might be a small thing, but it's a terrible look. It comes off as being more excited to shove AI everywhere possible than worrying about the end-user, which is not great.
>>107772604The Audicity of This Jeet
>>107773599kek
>>107785701>'formally Office'Formerly. As in Former. Not Formal. Fucking jeet.
>>107771841> People call copilot shit> People mock copilot but use office> Force copilot into officeYou sonovabitch!
>>107771898same.>"Hey Anon, your OS here. There's an update you haven't ins-">*cancel*
>>107773999I had to look that up. Fuck you. Checked, but fuck you.
>>107771841The explosion of Indian's presence in leadership roles will be a mistake written about for centuries.
>>107771952Ai only works if you enable it. You can just ignore the tab.
>>107773768it's not about turning a profit with the product, it's just about scamming investors
>>107772604one indian is all it took to fucking totally tank this company lmaofucking ONEONE FUCKING INDIAN is all it tooktheres billions of these dudes
>>107771841Truly Microslop..
>>107775005don't worry, they are all going bankrupt because they got greedy with their EV lobbying and now get assraped by China, lol
>>107774433EU won't ban this. Watch them sucking BMD
>>107786797>Curry Gulag
>>107778500HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>107774254
>>107785701They also renamed the Remote Desktop mobile app to... the "Windows" app while offering nothing else except Remote Desktop functionalityIs the head jeet in charge of naming every product they have?
>>107780746>still twerkingfuck off
>>107785710More like the sneedacity.
>Microsoft Copilot>can't play Microsoft Flight Simulator for you
>>107771841Posting twitter bullshit should be a rangeban
>>107771936I have a valid license for Office 2019, so I'm going to continue using that, in a VM if necessary, until some other set of file format become entrenched, if ever.
>>107773404It costs a lot of money to keep Tay locked up.
>>107773729No idea about 2016 but that license should work with 2019 too. But as other anons have pointed out, 2019 will try to get you to put everything into OneDrive instead of your local filesystem.
>>107771926>2026 YOTLD>Everyone goes with LibreOffice >Workflows resemble 2000sStart learning Calc?
>>107790298These hypothetical Linux refugees would rather use Google Docs
>>107790298>>107790840I don't know if there exist a good alternative to excel, everything I have tested was shit, but the last time I tried libreoffice was like in 2015.
mslop has lost it
>>107771992Satya's Copilot AppFormerly Bill's
>>107771866It sort of already exists, Ollama is pretty good.
>>107790866It hasn't gotten much better.
>>107775726based deepseeker
>>107771841microsoft ceo get downI'm going to say the slop word
>>107786830>Ads aren't bad if you ignore it
>>107771915you lost tranny
How to make your massive AI bet seem worth it for the board and investors.Just convert existing profitable projects into AI ones.
>>107773862>Turn back!? Now that we've come this far!?!
don't care. I'm still on Windows 7 with Office 2016>change to Windows 11and dual boot linux.
>>107771936Sure, let's become utterly dependent on the generosity of some company for our office suite, and hell, introduce a hard dependency on being online, too!You are either a troll, a shill, or a retard. Probably some combination thereof.
>>107771936How is LibreOffice Calc nowadays compared to Excel for stuff like lambdas (custom functions)?
>>107792550how come they havent renamed windows to copilot yetimagine the stockholder income when they hear that 97% of the world uses copilot
>>107771841This is so fucking stupid its not even comicalThey so desperately want to prop up AI that they're just changing everything to "copilot" so they can lie and say that 5 billion devices run jav--i mean copilot.
>>107771866>>107771926LibreOffice sucks balls, use g**gledocsJust use j*wgledocs
Based Slopya Nutella is destroying Microsoft kek.
>>107773768There are two ways companies can make money: they can actually earn money by selling things, or they can sell shares to investors. Investors are retards who will invest in anything that says "AI" on it, so if you make your company look like you're doing lots of AI stuff, you can charge a lot more money for your shares, and make yourself richer.>I mean they have to see some monetary increase in return eventually from AI right? That time will only come when investors stop giving Microsoft money. The bubble will last as long as the grift does.
>>107772513I mean technically even 2019/2021/2024 and even O365 can exclude OneDrive if you use the Office Deployment tool and exclude it in the XML file. Easiest way to generate that file is the “Office Customization Tool” on Microsoft’s website where you can just select what you want included or excluded on any install. Then use MAS to activate it.
>>107774738Underrated
>>107783424I have office 2012 on my windows 7 PCs and 2021 installed using massgrave on a windows 10 PC, Ive also had a go using every version up to latest one as they upgrade every year at work. Word is word and honestly functionally the same. Excel has huge differences before and after 2021, better calculation and charting tools, more intuitive. 2012 excel is honestly kinda frustrating. Powerpoint is mostly the same except better transitions. Never been pestered for one drive on the massgrave install but I've also permanently removed one drive functionality from windows altogether. Using Chris Titus tool.If you use excel get a newer one, for anything else get whatever you like it won't matter.
>>107778685That's true for most of 4chan, but /g/ is quite clearly full of clueless students. You can tell from the obvious insecurity of so many posters here.
>>107771841So how exactly do they clear this legally? Seems like a lot of sensitive information that microsoft will be automatically scanning into their AI database.Seems like a massive fucking legal issue.>they promise that doesn't happenlol
>>107794259Because it isn't actually the "ai" copilot.They just want to say "we have 5 trillion copilot users" or whatever while failing to mention they're including normal office and onedrive users who don't actually interact with the LLM.It's for shareholders to sleep at night in the short term.
>>107786860It's because every single one thinks they are a demigod on Earth.
>>107794175Unless you can point to where they filed with the SEC to sell shares, the companies in question do not earn a cent from shares being sold. It’s amazing how few people understand this
>>107774433This is obviously a bait. Cars aren't repairable by owners anymore, a custom screw would be the least of the problems.
