>>108437874
stop posting this crap.
also, the other thread is still alive (page 7), retard

>#gulshankumar

>>108437883
newfaggot award

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>>108437874
Got a very good performance review. I'll buy a motorbike I think. No I'm not indian I swear.

>>108437893
your mom is new (at sucking my dick)

>>108437899
underage newfaggot award

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we're almost through march anon, you did spend at least $60k this year already, right?

>>108437910
not him but i can confirm your mom is new at sucking his dick

>>108437940
Consume != spend

>>108437943
>actually him award
>got baited again award
>will hate (You) me again award

if (pid == 0) {
    // Child
    execl("/bin/ls", "ls", "-l", NULL);
    printf("This will NEVER run\n");
} else {
    // Parent
    wait(NULL); // block parent and wait for child and throw away exit status
    printf("Child finished\n");
}

Anyone else relates to this program? As long as they're happy am I right?

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>>108437940
>a single engineer should consume $250k worth of tokens
>meanwhile at my company with 400 engineers they've cancelled all IDE subscriptions, forced everyone to start using Claude Code and allocated $250k in token spend for the entire year

>>108437971
>overwrites your buffer and pwns your system
nothing personnel, faggot

>>108437999
>>108437971
wait, you guys still code?

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I've stopped resisting and given in
I'm now learning mandarin and scrolling douyin, hoping to get a job in China.
The west has nothing to offer me. I've given my entire life to the west and gotten nothing in return. I'm betting on the chinese century. So long.

>>108437940
I tell Claude to program a bunch of HTML games everyday to increase my quota usage states at my job. Or I give him big folders and I tell him I need a big review of every single file.
My manager stopped annoying me with "mmm anon are you using Claude?" a few weeks ago.

>>108438009
>implying I code
I just pwn your shit lmao

>log into work today
>ask claude to do 5 things and I finish my tasks for the day in 2hr
>spend the rest of the day working on side projects / cleaning my house / going to the gym

Is this the future of software dev? They're going to pull the rug at any second... Going to milk it while I can.

>>108438029
Idk how you guys do this. The moment I walk away for like 10 minutes I instantly get pinged on teams or I miss a call.
Calling bullshit.

Why is 90% of the job application about whether I'm a shitskin or retarded.

>>108438045
I work at a non sweatshop company. I only have like two meetings a week. Generally I'm left to my own devices and as long as I have something interesting or note-worthy at the weekly "validate your existence at the company" standup meeting nobody cares. Been here 4 years.

>>108438021
>he hasn't taken operating systems

Seriously take operating systems. Right now. Until your do there is literally no difference between you and unironic boomers who were born before the integrated circuit. It's still little magical elves in there for you.

>>108438019
I made it keep calculating PI

>>108438019
>>108438186
Can't your managers see what you're prompting the AI with and know you're wasting their time? Sounds like they're just looking at the metrics like typical bean counters.

No one will give me a job

>>108438106
what the fuck are you talking about, retarded schizo?
I'm not a dev, I'm the one who makes sure your shit is safe in prod

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>>108438229
Found your problem

Learn to code.
Code to build.
Build to solve.

>>108438244
This but kinda unironically

>>108438244
He's not wrong.

>>108438244
who the fuck learns javascript, c#, and rust? lmao

Any good interview prep videos you recommend?

>>108438446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T__1QViXUxk

>>108438466
This seems more like playing the game you're given rather than just lying.

>>108438576
it is, but all the advice shes giving is solid. you have to play the game even if its stupid

>>108437940
It's fucking weird when you make a real product and you realize there are people getting 5x your salary to ask the magic computer box to make a fake product

>>108438625
okay and there's some jew out there making 50x your salary and 10x the other guys salary to move imaginary money between bank accounts
your point?

>>108438607
Yeah I agree.

>>108438644
but at least there's no illusion there

>>108437940
>I only spent $20 in tokens
oh shit oh shit

>>108438444
hi

>>108439010
look up how much the public transit system in your city cost, and look up how many companies it was contracted to (it's one company)

>Company is hiring engineers on the level I'm supposed to be promoted to instead of just promoting me
This is peak retardation. Their loss I guess, if I don't get this promotion within the next three months I'm fucking out.
>but did you even request it
Yes

>>108438224
>>108438186
>>108438019
>>108437983
I'm gonna miss this insanity when the bubble pops. The other day I got an email "about your Claude usage ...." and I almost threw up. I thought they finally wised up to the fact that I've been running this thing 16h a day working on my personal projects and side gigs. Turns out they were just congratulating me for being one of the highest users in the company. I couldn't believe it. I use opus all day to learn and make anything I want to learn or make, I literally fill up the rolling 4h enterprise window every day all day. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night to use that 4h window. I just dump a bunch of code and ask it to do some refractor or whatever brute force work I need to be done

>>108439374
I should probably do this too, I don't give a crap about being fired I'll just retire when this job is over anyway.

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>tfw finally got an interview for one of my applications
>it's for an AI data trainer job

what kinda hobbies do indians have

i know the indians who still live in india dont really have hobbies aside from like betting on stocks, because they only care about money, but what do indians with money do with it? im asking here because u guys are bound to know well off indians here

>>108439516
pure consumption and greed

>>108439374
Holy based
I do the same but not to that extent, I checked the internal statistics and I'm top 5 in AI usage across the org

>>108439516
Izzat hoarding

>>108439374
I thought about using it for personal projects but I won't on the chance that they read my prompts and see my tokens are being used on random shit that isn't company related. Safer to just stick to local LLMs for that even if they're way less useful.

>>108439660
yeah I'm legit retarded, this is my fagman adjacent "dream" job I worked so hard to get, I should stop playing with fire

but then again I tell myself there's like 2k employees why would they look into me + they're paying for the seat anyway, it's a waste of money to not use it until the cap ... My deliverables are also on time so ..

>>108439598
I don't think I'm top 5 but I'm not gonna try to compete with the Izzat farming indians running 50 agents in parallel

>>108439357
Sorry anon but Sandeep brings a unique multicultural perspective to the team (and also his entire extended family) plus his 7/11 experience with customer service. You just didn't bring enough to the table.

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wait can they see my prompts?

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>>108439824
>tfw called claude a nigger in the copilot chat again

>>108439705
Weak ragebait

>>108439824
if your employer has an enterprise seat setup for you (e.g through your work email) then yea they can see everything. It's why I don't use it for side projects, never swear at it, don't ask it obvious shit so they can use it as justification to fire me etc.

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>>108440054
>don't ask it obvious shit so they can use it as justification to fire me
this is going too far
any single prompt is like a google search, nothing unlike any other employee's search history, and you did nothing wrong anyway for them to fire you over
besides, if they want to fire you for any reason, they can and will do that anyway and I'm certain those prompts alone won't ever be the actual reason
>never swear at it
you should never do this anyway
you should say please when prompting a request, and thanks when you're switching to a new task in the same thread
at worst it's to ensure the clankers kill you last (or not at all)
at best it's to keep yourself humble, friendly, and likeable

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>Contract expire in a couple months
>Job market looks terrible.
IT'S OVER isn't it?

Another Monday down and I just have to ask, why can't normal human beings remember their passwords for more than 5 days? I feel like every Monday is account reset day.

>>108440229
you're already ahead with experience so you got that under your belt
just start applying now before the contract is over
good luck anon

>>108440221
sure they can manufacture reasons to fire me, I just meant I would never ask it something like "what is a pointer in C", or "what does std::move mean". But I've been working professionally for 8 years now so I don't ask the clanker questions like this, just tell it what to implement and how and it works. My advice was more for people starting out in their career.

>>108439374
Kino. This is the end times, brothers

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every company I talk to is looking for someone who is really familiar with the gen AI coding practices. they want someone who's going to set up complex agent pipelines and spread that culture around the company and make everyone more efficient.

I've been using Claude code. I use it in plan mode, I make claude.md files for style purposes, sure like whatever it's good. but I don't know about this crazy complicated git-based multi agent workflow shit that everyone seems to want. i need to figure out what this looks like and then build it, because it's the future and every single company wants it.

any of you guys doing this? point me in the right direction?

Someone at work actually told me to "do the needful"
How do Indians feel about the way people make fun of their vocabulary?

>no /utwg/ in the ‘log
D-did they rope?

>>108440729
At my job we setup an agent to automatically respond to alerts by letting it write and run its own telemetry queries, look at our internal documentation, look at code, etc, and then write up some bullshit. It's effective some of the time, but a lot of our documentation is poor so it's really our fault. We also use the LLM APIs directly and had to write our own tools which is a pain.
Just ask claude to help.
>>108440811
I hope not, I'll be heading there soon

>>108440729
Look up the BMAD method, it's not that complicated.

>>108440729
It's so fucking retarded. Literally all it is is just creating more and more and more .md files trying to explain in English to these fucking things how to perform tasks deterministically when they will NEVER FUCKING WORK THAT WAY EVER BECAUSE THEY WERE BUILT TO BE STATISTICAL MODELS.

I hate my fucking job so much now it's so fucking depressing what this goddamn field has turned into. There's nothing to be excited about in tech anymore, there's absolutely no enjoyable aspect of this job whatsoever anymore. Fuck this gay earth, fuck this gay ass crypto AI gambling market manipulation bullshit fake timeline

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>>108440666
checked ... ?

>>108440811
it died over the weekend because not enough posters and no one had bothered to make a new bake

Who else here /nevergettingbackintotechagain/ ?

15 yoe, 2m portfolio, 750k liquid, just waiting to get laid off

Yeah though I gotta wait until next June to cash out the stonk from my previous company so I'm sticking around the new one for at least one more year.

>>108440943
Meant to reply to
>>108440914

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>>108440914
sar thats not enough, do not redeem

>>108437894
that's not demoflower...

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>>108440666

>>108440914
Got lucky with crypto?

Why does having
>chief
at the start of your job title is an almost perfect predictor of being a psychopath?

>call from recruiter
>"I don't have a job for you right now but I'm hoping to connect :D"
>"Also, could you give me 3 references for when I find you the job?"
fuck off

>You're always competing against less qualified, but attractive women for the same role

Aside from nepotism, how does a man defeat those odds?

>>108441066
I know at least one utterly incompetent sorotity slut who landed a role in F10, another good looking female with average skill who landed one at F100, other suspicious ones who are similar. Meanwhile with even better experience I don't even get responses from the same corps. I should do a split test, my resume, and also upload a very similar one but with some girls name on it and some fake pics and everything.

>>108440729
>they want someone who's going to set up complex agent pipelines and spread that culture around the company and make everyone more efficient.
it's just bullshit. People peddling AI, even candidates now. Just tell them what they want to hear.

>>108441066
You don't. Any and all bs jobs will just be given to women that the managers and bosses want to fuck. The only jobs men can get are the ones where you're doing actual work. So apply for those, know your shit. Or if you're a nepobaby, you can get a job that way too.

I am a socialist now. I don't know why more software engineers aren't socialist

because we're not retarded

>>108441332
because I'd rather have the chance at making bank then be a 50k a year cuck

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>>108441332
I'm something of a socialist myself.

>>108441332
>I don't know why more software engineers aren't socialist
everyone's been brainwashed into thinking socialism = trannies and hand outs for niggers

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god damn my head hurts
and its only monday

quitting my job to open a bike shop

>>108441447
Don't you worry about the business failing and losing all your money, forcing you to go back to work?

>>108441470
no i will either start selling crack out of the bike shop or simply kill myself

>>108441496
>selling crack out of the bike shop
i think the people who buy crack steal bikes instead of buying bikes

>>108441504
exactly, i will buy their stolen bikes for re-sale, trading them for small volumes of crack directly. then i will tune-up and/or part-out those bikes for profit

>>108441332
>>108441434
Why don't you guys pool all your money together and vote on what to spend it on? Just do it right now, get a shared bank account that you both direct deposit into but neither of you can spend any of it unless you agree on how to spend it. You could just do that right now.

>>108441447
i'm quitting to do idk what
i don't even care anymore
when i run out of money i'll just... eh whatever

>>108441527
because that's not what socialism is
average migger has no understanding of economics

I will work hard to become an animal.

>>108441440
Tuesday, already.

>>108440729
Nobody adopted ai more than paying for llms. You're ahead of the others

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>>108440850
>agent to automatically respond to alerts by letting it write and run its own telemetry queries, look at our internal documentation, look at code, etc, and then write up some bullshit
that is some genius level shit if im honest
>>108440899
>nothing to be excited about in tech anymore, there's absolutely no enjoyable aspect of this job whatsoever
$200k/year is exciting to me but i dunno im a wage cuck
>>108441218
>Just tell them what they want to hear.
yea thats my goal here

>>108437874
Anyone who thinks C++ provides full control clearly is unaware of UB.

>>108441602
>that is some genius level shit if im honest
It wasnt my idea, but I ended up doing a lot of the work on it, its actually become more of a hassle because other teams want me to help set it up for their alerts and stuff and now im' burned out
my heads been hurting for like 2 weeks straight and i barely sleep

>>108441608
why the burnout? are they asking you to work more than a normal number of hours

>>108441440
Bro it's Tuesday afternoon

>>108439374
Can't you write some script that starts a task? I understand you're using the sub, but I think you can start Claude with the prompt as an argument, so that should work from the terminal without API.

>>108440729
Install the Slack MCP. Normies love Slack MCPs.

>>108437874
>every linkedin post is reddit spaced, corporate, soulless, ceo bootlicking, and a second hand humiliation ritual
Are you guys actually human

>>108440322
I know what you meant and I think the way you presented your "advice" is flawed
the advice would be to avoid asking the clanker dumb shit because it's easier to learn by doing yourself, not because you should be afraid about your employer looking at your prompts

Can't wait to clock out (haven't even clocked in yet)

>>108440899
>there's absolutely no enjoyable aspect of this job whatsoever anymore
now you and I both know that's a stretch anon
I think what you need is to just relax
use your experience to your advantage
take notes of your accomplishments
and quit bitching about it

>>108437874
been working here almost for two years soon and was thinking about treating myself with a macbook since my framework kinda sucks and is like five years old. you guys think it's worth? it'd be one of the m4's probably, probably an air since i like portable stuff. if they still made 12 inch laptops like my old x220 i'd probably get one of those.

this would be an at home hobby computer, my work laptop is some pos dell with a gay little numpad.

>>108441099
your resume probably just sucks anon
reformat it, ask for help if you have to

>>108441982
macs are gay and you are gay

>>108441982
get a thinkpad x1 carbon and install arch on it don't be a complete idiot

>>108441989
every laptop besides the x220 is gay, but macs at least last for longer than three hours.
>>108441995
a mac by any other name, and the lenovo tumor is worse than the notch imo. if only they still made the nano...

>>108441975
He's right. How is company management breathing down your neck on how you should do your job enjoyable to you? And do you also find enjoyment in reviewing LLM slop?

>>108441332
Generally people tend to have above room temperature IQ in this field

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>>108441332
You already share wealth with low class inbred simpletons. Would you really subject your self to even more cuckholdery by getting paid the same as them too?

>>108442419
>socialism is when you give up all of your money to niggers and spics
when you realize that 99% of the population is this retarded, even in the supposedly "high iq" fields, you understand why the jews are winning

>>108442426
It is when the solution is to get rid of jews, niggers and spics. Socialist economics theory failed in Vietnam, Cambodia, China and Russia. To their credit they actually tried to implement it.

>>108442426
>Muh jews
Nice to see how bolsheviks completely ignore how communism was rooted in jewish conquest of Russia. Kill yourself retard.

>>108442441
you're also ignoring that socialist economics has been (mostly) fine in like 80% of europe and the USA

>>108442452
>>108442441
oh and ironically China too. China is a socialist / capitalist mix country and they're raping the US economically.

>>108442452
>Mostly fine
Yep lets just house illegals, brown people and niggers to replace you, its totally not a plan at replacing white people.

>>108442458
China is currently facing deflation due to counter tariffs from EU/US.

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>>108442464
least retarded migger

>>108442469
Go be brown somewhere else.

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>>108442469
1/4th of the US adult population already doesn't work as it is. What more do you want to give these people? Tell us your socialist paradise goals anon and how great france is now that its being raped by Algerians and Nigerians? Or how londan is not longer a white city? How will giving them more money help society??

>>108442509
>Tell us your socialist paradise goals
No
I have already made the judgement that you are too stupid to argue with. You are incapable of differentiating between economic policy, immigration policy, and more importantly even understanding sovereignty.
Go be a migger boomer somewhere else, and enjoy losing the midterms and seeing all your action figure heros get impeached and raped.

>>108442520
>Cant present a point
Classic tranny nigger response. Kill yourself furfaggot.

>>108442509
>jeets from jeetland visit our western office
>shocked when they see how clean the local river is

>>108442532
>Jeets visit EU/US
Suddenly federal and state food banks are empty.
Yep this is why i support the complete removal of socialist programs to get rid of the parasites.

>socialism is when you import a billion jeets and africans
it's impossible to discuss anything with these people
how the fuck did everyone over 35 get one shotted by fox news? it's pathetic

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>>108442537
>Zero response on what good socialists have done but import niggers to replace white people.

>>108442536
uh?

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>>108442520

>>108442536
>jews import a billion jeets
>instead of getting rid of the jeets, you want to shoot yourself in the foot and get rid of social safety nets
>because the jews convinced you that somehow getting rid of tax credits or some shit is going to make the jeets "self deport" (spoiler, it won't)

>>108442558
Yes get rid of the incentive to come in, get rid of brown people get rid of jews, get rid of all of them. Jews created communism/socialism to kill white people what else is there to understand anon.

>>108442560
>Yes get rid of the incentive to come in
the incentive is that you have a desirable country. Jeets and nogs will literally always want to come in as long as their country is a shit hole because back in haiti they get eaten alive by barbecue the warlord. The solution isn't to destroy the fabric of your country.

>Jews created communism/socialism to kill white people what else is there to understand anon.
communism isn't socialism, america is already a socialist country except its for the benefit of jews, nigs, women, and boomers.

>>108442560
>incentive to come in
They're not coming because they want to, they're coming because we let them
And we let them because our ruling capitalist class needs cheap labour to clean toilets, pick fruits and drive wages down

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>>108442563
>america is already a socialist country except its for the benefit of jews, nigs, women, and boomers.

>>108442569
So you agree get rid of socialists benefits for brown people, deport them and remove jews from power?

>>108442576
Of course but that's never happening

>>108442584
Then why bother increasing socialists benefits that don't benefit whites even though there the tax burden is mostly on whites that work high paying jobs. Obviously there are steps to a process of change. Do you want to go balls to the walls and do everything overnight or remove incentives now and put the ball rolling forward to the goals you wish to achieve?

>>108442571
correct
what else would you call it when trump gets into office, gives palantir and all of his jewish friends billion dollar contracts to make AI and drones that don't work? or when he manipulates the stock market with a few tweets every month and mysteriously people are making millions in minutes off trading bitcoin and oil and polymarket with insider knowledge?
or when a black mother of 7 niglets gets infinite free foodstamps to buy lobster and steak?
or when trump wages war on the federal reserve and ousts the chair because powell refused to lower rates and prop up the inflated housing market?
This country is a fucking joke and serves every single interest group except white zoomer males. "Socialism" isn't the problem. I actually don't want to live in a country where I go thousands into medical debt over a broken bone, or there's no first time homeowner benefits and im forced to compete for mcshitshacks against 90 year old boomer vampires, or where if I lose my job because some 45 year old piece of shit decided to offshore my project to india I can't get unemployment.
We have a million problems, and "socialism" is near the very bottom.

>[8:12] Hello sir
[9:38] Hey
>[9:39] I have a question
[10:22] What is your question

Why are they like this

>>108441434
...they literally are unless you live in a homogeneous society

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Yet another day of spending hours training customers on shit that they already read. Do i have to get my engineers to accept a rewrite of there material to fix this or is my customer base this clueless?

>>108442696
is that aislop

>>108442754
Likely yes. If so then its a mix of a shitty edit and shitty AI.

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Neighbors must be feeding the racoons in my neighborhood. One of them got wayyyy too close and i had to tell him to fuck off a few times until he ran away. He was a big boy.

>>108442835
he just wanted to be your friend

>>108442679
>turn off read receipts
>mute the jeet
>DNI until they ask the actual question
there, problem solved

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>>108442856
I would too but racoons can kill grown dogs easily and it wasn't worth the risk even if it was a fren :C
The racoon was cute but big.

Does your product manager speak entirely in corpospeak as well? Regrouping, getting things over the line, close of play
Do they talk like this outside of work, I wonder

>300 applications since july 2024
>only 7 interviews

>>108442871
Sexual interaction, drunken adventure, happy debt accumulation, million mile house, rosey afternoon, overly active bladder, ect. yes but its worse outside of work.

>>108442881
Sounds similar to me, white male?

>>108442881
>>300 applications since july 2024
>>only 7 interviews
those are good numbers for me , so you must be doing something right

>>108442571
Are you unironcially basedjacking yourself?

>>108438244
That's somehow the least retarded LinkedIn screenshot.

>>108441332
Why the fuck would I *want* to drag all the retards along with me?

>>108443139
I believe in eugenics why would i want more retards around.

>>108438244
leetcoders fucked up and destroyed foreverially and hating it by this post

>>108442948
Why does my color matter

>>108442967
>something right
Really? What is something that looks bad to you?
If anything auditing my applications makes me realize that aceing the interview is way more important than making le projects or le technical knowledge. Still though my whole day is spent worrying when I'll ever get a job or make some money. Entry level pays minimum wage here, like $2/hour. Back in school you can still study and make fun creative projects or whatever. Unemployment makes me feel anything else other than work is fruitless. Back in february i tried drawing and learning japanese but i stopped after 3 days.

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bros, does anyone have any insight on University of Washington's hybrid MBA program? I'm thinking about going for it and can go into a lot of detail on why, except on what I expect to get out of it. lol. The gist of it:
>Have a full GI Bill and am trying to figure out what to do with it
>Am mathematically retarded, effectively locking me out of real STEM degrees
>Already have master's of cybersecurity so the only pseudo-STEM degrees I'm interested in would be sort of redundant
>Hear you can't go wrong with an MBA (might get me some people skills too, idk)
>Like Seattle, have family and friends there
>UW is about the highest-tier school I think might actually accept my unremarkable retarded ass
>Want to work for Big Tech™ or whatever

I don't know what I'm doing.

>>108443208
>Why does my color matter
because the further removed you are from white and male, the higher your hiring chances

>>108443275
>Am mathematically retarded, effectively locking me out of real STEM degrees
everyone cheats. Khan academy will help you out since its free.
The rest doesn't matter since MBA is easy and barely matters where you take it at.

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the absolute fucking state of technology in 2026

>>108443348
elaborate preasu

>>108443208
>Why does my color matter
If it didn't matter it wouldn't be asked on the application

>>108443363
>asked on the application
do americans really !? ?!?

>>108443354
I'm looking at that bowl of turds and wondering why the fuck I want to get back into tech at my age, surely I can just buy a ranch somewhere beyond the ass end of nowhere and live out my days raising cows. I hate everything in tech outside the Xterm the only peaceful place left is in the green and black space and I'm terrified some shitskin or jew (BIRM) is going to find a way to inject ads there too.

>>108443374
Yes it's fucked up. They ask your gender/sex too.
None of it is supposed to impact your candidacy, but the fact they're even asking at that stage would imply otherwise.

>>108443275
>Already have master's of cybersecurity so the only pseudo-STEM degrees I'm interested in would be sort of redundant
Well what do you do now? I think MBA is only useful if your job is telling you to get one.

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>>108443413
>Well what do you do now?
haha well you see, uhh, there's no /utwg/ thread up so uhh...
Anyway I am (so very) unemployed with no end in sight. Which brings up the problem that their hybrid MBA program is geared toward working professionals. Current employment doesn't seem to be a hard requirement, but the admission criteria implies it's expected. My last job was cyber security engineering at a defense contractor. It was basically Office Space.

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>>108443519
Ohhh man RIP.

What is your original degree? What job are you looking for and what job did you have before?

>>108443553
you look like that and you say that and that is my pov

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>>108443567
KEK

>took a day off work
>have no drive to come back at all
anyone else? this always happens to me on an unexpected day off.

Arguing about how much job you've applied generally leads to nothing
>A: i applied to 1000 jobs this year and i get nothing even after doing tests and interviews
>B: you retard, i only apply to 100 jobs and got like 10 interviews and got 3 offers
>A: i applied to 100 jobs this years and got nothing
>B: retard, you should've like apply to 300 jobs per month. I did this for like 3 months and got an interview then an offer. You're not trying hard enough

>>108443519
Gotcha what about the Georgia tech (I think) online cs masters.
I also have a pseudo-almost-cs degree and thought about doing that to solidify it, but desu if my shit ever doesn't work out I'd rather get out of tech.
You have a lot of possibilities with the gi bill. Law and accounting could open doors to the business world more than an MBA (but what do I know desu).

>>108443291
Not really. Third worlders are struggling to get a job in their own country too. Let alone remote stuff. I tried applying to innodata, chemin ai, data annotation, sigma ai, and after doing their online tests after online tests i get no interviews anyway

I HATE JEETS I HATE JEETS I HATE JEETS

>>108443625
Yes I low key hate vacations because, once I've broken the routine, I come back and realize I'm wasting my life.

>>108443670
I wish I could just blast my resume out rather than make an account for every single company and answer the same stupid questions.

got a call back from the recruiter and getting a physical interview scheduled
if i get this job its x2.5 my current wage

>>108443693
Auslander raus!

>>108443696
isn't there a workday auto generator bot, it's not like they have captchas on applications.
also ughhhhhh i guess that's why you're trying to find a new job fuckkk i don't want to go back to work...my only thing is i think im severely overpaid for what I do but being in bullshit meetings all day all week fucking suckss

>>108443696
>I wish I could just blast my resume out rather than make an account for every single company and answer the same stupid questions.
that's linkedin

>>108440729
Most of my coworkers do not even use agents, they just chat with something like ChatGPT dot com. And even when they do use AI agents, it is usually some free version, like GPT-4.1 not even Claude Code Opus 4.6. They don't know what is Agents.MD. The level of AI literacy in Europe is so low, lol.

>>108443756
Do you by any chance work at Microslop?

>>108443756

I don't understand this meme about agents. When I use AI in a contextually-limited, easier to understand premise, like give me a method that does this given this criteria and these circumstances, it routinely messes something up even with that.

And you're telling me you just let it go to town crufting together things on its own for hours? Lol

>>108443756
I have already reached ultimate AI literacy and have concluded that AI is not to be used except for creative ventures, never for operating or critical ventures.

>>108443767
He said Europe, not India

>>108443682
It depends on the country. In some third-world countries like Ukraine, Belarus, Argentina, or Brazil, finding a software development job is not that difficult, but you would usually earn around $2000-$3500 a month, which is actually not that bad compared to local wages.

>>108443756
>AI literacy
think of it like XML literacy or blockchain literacy - it's not entirely fair to say there's no there there, but it's close to none

>>108443770
Yeah I don't get it either

>>108443780
>Ukraine, Belarus, Argentina, or Brazil
What an interesting choice. Why not Pakistan or South Africa?

>>108443798
saaar!

>>108443798
saar

>>108441632
only during on call rotations
The rest of the time, it's constant context switching from getting pinged by other teams and managers and my own manager for help, and that's on top of the work I'm supposed to do to make this ai thing perform better, and that's on top of my actual job.

>>108443792

Seems like a recipe for crazy butterfly effects. It makes a mistake here and then keeps coding based off of that mistake, compounding out and out. Imagine having to debug and refactor that shit.

Is defense still hiring devs or has even that dried up?

>>108443553
>What is your original degree?
My bachelor's degree? Cloud computing. Both my degrees are from WGU (lol), which I do not feel shame in, but I do want a degree from a real school at some point.
>What job are you looking for?
Pretty much anything computers besides programming. I consider most of cyber security to be a bunch of bullshit (the meaningful and interesting stuff being out of my current skill level), but it's my most recent experience and what my resume's geared toward. I like networking but I haven't done it in years, I've definitely forgotten more than I currently know. I like general IT stuff like sysadmin and shit, but everything's so specialized now those roles hardly seem to exist anymore.
Of course MBAs are meant for management, which I'm not particularly interested in, but hey I can't get hired for the stuff I'm good at so maybe I'll fall upward through the cracks and end up a soulless middle manager somewhere constantly fucking up everyone's Jira boards.

>>108443680
I dropped out of a computer science bachelor's about ten thousand years ago and have been scared of it ever since. But that's fine because I've realized I like the concept of programming far more than I like actually programming.
But speaking of online degrees, one thing that interests me so much about the hybrid MBA program is the MHA/BAH for it. Online MHA is currently $1,169 a month, which sucks. But despite the program being almost entirely online, because they meet in person for like a week at the start of every quarter, (I'm pretty sure) it pays full Seattle MHA, meaning $3,135 a month. So I'm thinking:
>Live in current place
>Fly to Seattle
>Crash at uncle/cousin/homie's place for a week or so
>Attend classes
>Fly home
>Laugh at the VA paying me MHA for a city I don't live in (granted my current city isn't waaayyy cheaper than Seattle, but it is noticeably cheaper)
>Repeat three times a year (you'd think there would be four quarters a year, not three)

>>108437884
lmao'd at this one

>>108441858
Linkedin users? No they are not.

At the current job I mostly just sit and wait for others, it’s boring but easy. Should I start applying to other jobs?

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>>108443958
More pay more stress. How bad is the pay for you and the area?

>>108441982
You work at a tech company and buy laptops? Why? The free ones on the trash pile are probably even more powerful than that macbook.

>>108443969
I’m in Northern Europe. The salary is okayish but I’m worth and capable of much more.

>>108443975
Nta im euroanon and you should know that salaries here are nowhere near the level of US. They are more skewed to the mean so youll have trouble finding anything over 80k and who knows what kind of job its gonna be, maybe its super stressful. Life in north europe is sweet, if i were you i wouldnt search for anything else, especially in this market

call me retarded but I'm working on a project and I'm so done with this shit....
>Need to create new intake to streamline shit.
>see requirements: Value X is suppose to match Value Y on the actual object
>okay cool, I can create the intake under this orchestrion based on Value X.
>anon it's not working and we have a demo tomorrow anon why isn't it working
>check the workflow, acktually Value X HAS SEPERATE VALUES FROM Y
>have to rework the entire fucking workflow and reupdate shit and my boss probably thinks like "this guy getting careless"
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. If I end up putting a duplicate field for Value X, fucking our stakeholder gets uppity about double entering. If I leave Value Y as the defining it doesn't make sense since there's a lot of crossover.

I wouldn't even really call work hard, but why is it always thinking outside the box thinking outside the box thinking outside the box. Why can't anything ever be fucking straight forward....

>>108444048
retard

>>108444073
thanks

>>108441516
>i will buy their stolen bikes for re-sale
so... youd be a fence but only for bikes with a seemingly legit storefront, and it will be a used bike shop catered to people who want bikes, possibly as a result of their bike just being stolen? This sounds like a terrible idea just keep working IT (assuming you belong here instead of /utwg/)

>>108442865
how tf can a raccoon kill a dog

>>108444114
Racoons are large and got good fangs on them. Real rough sumbitches.

>>108443519
please don't do an MBA if you're unemployed lol. I've never heard of anyone doing that. Get a job and start pivoting into management at your job then get an MBA and move to a higher management position using it and your management experience.

>>108442509
>how londan (lol) is not longer a white city
>be one of the biggest empires the world has ever known
>create a hub of international commerce
>be surprised it's multicultural and not just whites dealing over grain
do conservatives really?

>>108444048
what the fuck are you even talking about. What's an intake? what's a streamline? I'm employed as a go programmer and idk wtf you're talking about

>>108440729
>>108443756
With local models I've literally had better outcomes just running the llama.cpp web-server, and pasting all the relevant context for my question into the web ui. The agent's seem to fuck up randomly with the qwens.

For paid models like Claude though using their terminal app (which is coded with FUCKING REACT) gives better results.

>>108444141
>intake
your mom's pussy
>streamline
my dick cumming inside it

>>108443970
what company do you work at with a free laptop trash pile lol
>Why?
same reason i bought a gaming pc or the framework i mentioned previously. i wanted it, had the money, and that was that.

>>108442558
accurately summed up kek

>>108444133
Enjoy being a black country (lol)

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>have a one+ hour meeting with jeet yesterday where I go over some logs from a incident
>"sync" meeting today
>fist thing jeet asks is if I have the logs or if they need to send them to me
>the same logs I was showing him yesterday

>>108441778
I only use the web version, Claude code is mentally deficient and useless

>>108443519
>My last job was cyber security engineering at a defense contractor. It was basically Office Space.
so you had a safe job in an area that still hasn't been hit by layoffs... how did you manage to lose your job?

>I consider most of cyber security to be a bunch of bullshit (the meaningful and interesting stuff being out of my current skill level)
>the meaningful and interesting stuff being out of my current skill level
ahahahahahaha

this retard is why we need /utwg/
did everyone forget what /twg/ means in the first place? it's TECH WORKERS general.

>>108444168
what are you trying to code, I've had it code plenty of non trivial shit for me. But I don't rely on it for personal projects anymore. It takes all the joy out of software dev.

Just came back from the chiropractor. I know people say it's a pseudo science but it does make my back feel better.

>>108444155
>what company do you work at with a free laptop trash pile lol
not him but i have like 150 ewaste laptops where i harvested all the ram and SSDs out of and now i need to figure out how to sell all that shit for 15k

>>108444178
anything, I just don't believe in this agent BS. Claude code takes ages putting shit in and out of context acting exactly like a dementia patient due to that.

On the web I know exactly what's in context and I just ask it to rewrite shit from scratch every time. Costs me almost no token window usage because it's cached output

>what are you writing
I just like to experiment with ideas before committing to them. For example I was wondering if plugging zig into a high performance cpp math framework and rewriting some functions with it would yield results as good as the hand rolled assembly (answer was no). I did tell it exactly how to write the code but I don't have the mental energy to type it out manually. I also run some SaaS stuff on the side and it has helped me with multiple refractors.

Every time I get an idea about a refractor I just lay it out very specifically and it spits that shit out. I love refractors, I think companies should incorporate my insano style workflow more often where I have super robust e2e testing and then I just fucking rewrite everything whenever I find better more elegant/safe/concise patterns. I am the refractooorer.

Often I read some engineering blog post about a pattern that's useful in a specific context, I ask it to rewrite some code using that pattern. It's really just a quick exploration tool for me, trying to actually use it for architecture or creativity is catastrophic. This is the actual way to use this tool and every other way it has been used is wrong.

>>108444270
Its like acupuncture. Without scientific proof and standardization to back it up it comes with risk. Also chink herbal medicine is just western supplementation. Some of it is great but alot of it doesn't do more than just 1 thing like they claim to sell products.

>>108444314

>Takes ages putting shit in and out of context
Maybe it's your system? I'm on a recent PC and Claude takes like 3-4 minutes max when I ask it to do something complicated. Usually it's < 60s.

>I don't believe in agent BS
Fair. Claude code is the only agent I've used that seems to actually find the relevant context. All I have to do is @ the relevant sub-directory I'm working in before I ask it the question. Most other agents fuck up. I think having *A* agent is fine, but this whole multiple agents running simultaneously and orchestrating each other is a house of cards and bs.

>token window usage
My company pays for the $200/mo seat so this hasn't really been an issue for me. I wouldn't pay for it out of pocket.

When I stopped trying to get the llms to implement entire features autonomously and instead used it to produce snippets that I put together on my own I started getting way better results.

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>>108443924
WGU is fine but MBA only works if you have a direct path to another job or a job that directly requires it. Cloud however is IT related for the most part. Why aren't you pursuing CCNP/Cloud/Hypervisor/Redhat certs? I have a IT management masters degree and certs are my only road block at this point.

>>108444164
enjoy being indian (lol)

>>108444371
>All I have to do is @ the relevant sub-directory
yeah I do that with opus it gets lost for minutes, it's ass
>My company pays for the $200/mo seat
me too but I always finish it if I don't watch out
>When I stopped trying to get the llms to implement entire features autonomously
yes lol. Or to like reword a specific paragraph while trying to learn. Sometimes I pass it an article and ask it to explain the same thing to me like 30 times in a row. Eventually the text comes out in a way that my brain understands. Even that I have to guide it through by asking questions because it legitimately "understands" nothing

>>108444306
fair enough ig. all my jobs have been 100% remote so i don't really have that.

>>108443899
Soon enough and we won't have to only imagine.

>>108444378
Seeing porn of this bitch makes me feel happy honestly

>>108444397
well for reference mine is a globohomo turbo jeeted company with insane mismanagement

for instance just last week they made the decision to buy 100 $2000 laptops + extra RAM tip to replace existing ones with a manufacturing date from 2-3 years ago, to be able to run one vibecoded slop software that has a min requirement of 32GB RAM, which is software replacing something that still has support until 2030

it's quite insane how retarded people can be

>>108444132
>Get a job
I'm trying ;_;

>>108444378
>Why aren't you pursuing CCNP
I'm working on SecurityX (formerly known as CASP+) and CISM at the moment because I got free vouchers for them. I'm free to do whatever after that and CCNA (I doubt I can jump straight to CCNP) was on my mind.
>Cloud
I've never heard of recruiters/hiring managers caring about cloud certs. Then again no recruiter has given a shit about any of my certs aside from Security+, even with CISSP right there next to it lmao.
>Hypervisor
I've never thought about them.
>Redhat certs
uhh, good question. I guess I've just never gotten around to those.

>WFH
>have a plan to do chores or do something for work
>get a random phone call that takes an 15mins to an hour out
>can't fucking remember what i was going to do
>dog pooed on the floor because he was waiting for me and I was about to take him out
god damn it i hate work

>>108443924
>My bachelor's degree? Cloud computing
>>108444535
>I've never heard of recruiters/hiring managers caring about cloud certs
>no recruiter has given a shit about any of my certs aside from Security+, even with CISSP right there next to it lmao.
is this retard for real?

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love remote work

>>108444155
Fair enough. I have a gaming desktop PC but I don't really care if my laptop isn't totally cutting edge. I quite like the trash pile one I have right now, it's the last generation of Dell that had physical touch pad buttons, has an i7, discrete gpu with 4GB vram, and 64GB ram. Fuckin solid.

>>108444414
yeah nah my company's small but run by bean counters. even doing something like paying for a library is a duel with the accountants.
>>108444633
it's less wanting cutting edge (although that's nice too) and more wanting battery life with a nice build. the notch™ is viscerally ugly and unlovable but everything else is pretty nice from my experience. and macos is unixy (openbsd is my is of choice) so i can live with it till asahi moves on to later apple silicon.

>>108443924
>>108444378
what even possesses people to go for an obvious diploma mill degree? dude, you do not need another degree. nobody is going to see someone with 4 fake degrees and think to themselves "yeah thats a guy i want to hire"
i mean this as politely as possible

>>108444729
I did buy a new battery for it. Luckily Dell still stocked them. Ofc being the type of machine it is, it only gets like 4 hours.

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>trying to get a comfy gov job
>they take 2-3 weeks between interview stages to respond
>it took them 4 weeks to tell me I passed the phone screening

>>108444757
Diploma mills get jobs. Besides no one gets more than a bachelors or a masters. Also the main places you get PhD's and Doctorates still accept diploma mill masters degrees.

s = 1
queue = []
wait(): s becomes 0
P1 enters critical section
wait(): s == 0  P2 goes to queue and blocks
signal():
    if queue is empty:
        s = s + 1   // for binary semaphores, this means s becomes 1
    else:
        wake one process from queue
        // s stays 0
P2 continues after wait()
P2 enters critical section

Asynchronous parallel programming unlocked. [spoiler]Not entirely sure what they mean by atomic I assume it means the resource can't be accessed by two processes at once so the processes can setup not being able to access the same resource at once I imagine an array you can't put two things into an array at once that would be silly.[/spoiler]

>>108444913
good morning sar

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>>108444826
Now you have to wait 3-6 months to actually show up in the workplace to get paid. Also another 3 months to get accounts to do the actual job. Have fun :3

>>108440811
Why do you think this general has been flooded with linkedin screenshots, rambling about india, and larping about using chatbots to "do work"?

>>108444959
I do 2 of those things and i have a job doe

>>108444959
saar

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>>108444535
Are you fucking serious you work in IT degrees open doors but certifications and job experience actually get you the job. Get some certs since you are jobless before you even consider a masters degree. If a company pays for degrees then get a masters obviously.

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how do I even explain to HR and Background check jeets on this

>My college is mixing up between CS and IT courses
>back then everyone commonly called my degree as “ComSci”
>even my professors (they’re gone) recommended me to put my degree on CV as ComSci
>Applied for job, yada yada all good
>until the background check
>BG check jeets keeps asking for “ComSci” Transcript
>Realized that my transcript said I am graduated as IT
>They’re also restructuring the courses to be separate between CS and IT clearly just after I left college

Am I fucked

>>108445038
Yep sorry man this one word means you are now fucked for life. You'll never get a job, never get married, never amount to anything at all. May as well just give up and enjoy posting in /utwg/ with the trannies.

>greentext blogpost
>frog image
>always the the most 70IQ posts imaginable
why is this so consistent?

>>108443877
i have been in similar situations. started recording every single interrupt task so that i can show management where my time is going. convinced them to hire another staff, but then the newbie was doing the interesting work and i was still 100% interrupts. got an offer somewhere else and left

>>108445038
Sounds like Turdworlder problems. What is the actual degree in retard?

>>108444913
Atomic means read, modify and write all happen as one atomic operation, they cannot be split apart.

>two processes on two cpus call acquire() on the same spinlock on the same cycle
>the cpu uses a protocol to pick which one wins
>losing cpu retries automatically and starts spinning

>>108441858
Worse, they are indian/south asians

>>108439824
anything connected through a company email or work account can be see by your boss/employer.

Never use it for anything you wouldn't want them seeing you do IRL

>>108441066
I gave up and now live on welfare.

>>108441332
Because all socialist parties always talk about taxing the rich but when they are in power they tax (you) and then go on to open the borders to subhuman, ban all fun things and shit on you for existing.

>>108444885
people with experience and a real degree are having an extremely difficult time cold applying. if you have little to no experience, diploma mills are not getting jobs outside of networking, inhouse hiring, or government hiring.
any anons thinking this is a viable path to take at a time like this arent being serious. this is the type of shit that kids who grew up upper-middle class do when theres no stakes because mommy and daddy will save them from financial ruin.

the only possibly benefit is that they cost a fraction of normal university. so in the overwhelmingly likely event you get no job in the field, at least you aren't saddled with crippling debt. a lot of people are getting crippling debt without a career. not a great spot to be in.

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Chainsaw man just ended and my beloved power is back but my friendless jobless moneyless brownoid third world shithole chud life is still the same.

>>108445146
/a/ told me that CSM's ending sucked. Never read or watched it tho.

>>108445166
NTA it was an average anime with shit characters. At least other mediocre animes like attack on titan had solid endings with good plot holes being filled in every season.

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>>108445186
>aot
>good ending
ew

>>108444757
>what even possesses people to go for an obvious diploma mill degree?
Speaking for WGU, it's a self-propagating meme in the military.

>Hey yo where's everyone going to school?
>WGU? That shit sounds like a scam, where did the most baller contractors go to school?
>Oh, they went to WGU too? Aight fuck it, I guess I'll sign up for WGU.

>>108445000
I've been staring at this post for some time now unsuccessfully trying to discern which part(s) of my post(s) you read and which you didn't. Thank you for the advice regardless.

>>108445166
>>108445186
csm is painfully mediocre
snk is the kino of the decade

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>>108445163
Did they ever give you a diploma on what the degree is in? Or did they say yyeah we will mail it to you for the third year in a row?

desu the education you get for 5k at wgu is very equitable desu stop being a bigot

>>108445197
I read the parts where you disregarded getting more certifications as relevant for a cloud degree of which you received. Besides go work in Networking get your CCNA and move over its not like your experience or other random certs aren't relevant.

https://x.com/awscloud/status/2032864437913149713

Wytes are lazy

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>>108445093
Well at first it was just IT degree or smth like that, then got convinced by professors and most of us said that it was ComSci as that time the college doesn’t exactly have “ComSci” degree and just mixing shit up, I was actually confused back then as well on why the hell I have to learn Java for like 4 courses and then SQL stuffs then mathes and reasoning courses and so on.

it was thrid world shitter college bro, they kept changing and phasing out degrees all the time and I don’t even know if my HR understands my situation but the First Adventage jeets probably won’t.

Still on my transcript it shows a lot of CS coding courses and data science courses mixing with Network and Management courses so I hope they will at least have some empathy on me

>>108445196
As far as i am concerned the writing was tight and the ending was good for the series. What ending did you imagine in your fanfiction?

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>>108437874
>>108439357
Most companies do this including pic related.

This is a fair warning that if you keep trying to suppress my posts, it will get way worse.

>>108445119
I just call it names

>>108445224
Takeru goes back to his original timeline and he's happy.

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>>108445221
Join the military or go be a mechanic. I aint got much advice for you if your diploma doesn't have any idea of what a Degree even is. Of which i am stating not the classes you took in the transcript but what the degree actually is when you are finished. IE when you are finished is it some Information Technology Administration degree or is it Computer Science.

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>>108445146
holy shit the ending is so fucking bad !!!!!!!!

>>108445201
The latter desu, had to get these damn transcript off their website to found out about it. Funny thing is I actually got some working experience for like 4 years now and previous companies didn’t give a fuck about it and these companies are in Fortune 500 except this one. Maybe I am fucked up for choosing to join in fintech company..

>>108445146
Power came back??? Everyone keeps saying how shit it is, though so I guess not even bringing a beloved character back from the dead could salvage it

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this is an anime thread now.
watch gundam 0079

>>108445268
No, I don't think I will.

>>108445197
i should note the exception to what im saying is government hiring, or any other group where reality, budgets, and performance are all decoupled. its probably a great idea if you are limited on time and need to fill a checkbox, and you already have a boatload of experience.
otherwise, enrolling in a scam degree like that is bottom-of-the-barrel sucker. getting a comp sci degree of any sort in this market is a good sign that you are a sucker to begin with.

>>108445245
it’s Information Technology when I pulled my transcript. I am gonna asking my university again for diploma but it’s also probably IT as well. Still even then how am I going to explain to HR and the jeets or just accept it at this point.

>>108445283
HR spends 30 seconds on a resume anon. No one really checks that shit. On top of that Coursera/Edx can fill in alot of the gaps for formal education if you are lacking. Books/Textbooks can pull alot of that weight and if you are technical then labs or projects will fill in the rest just fine.

>>108445276
do it

>>108445338
I watched Tranny of Mercury and thought it was lame. Im not autistic enough to really appreciate Gundam I guess.

>>108445351
You watched the wrong one.
0079, G, Z, Turn A
I don't think you're cultured enough to watch SEED.

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been a while since I got actual work

>>108445268
i have iron blooded orphans and the witch from mercury downloaded. tbdesu tho i just like armored core's hired mercenary approach more than gundam's space war thing. i liked thunderbolt though. the child soldiers being a metaphor for how the future is in the hands of the youth (and in that movie/series, that trope is sorta subverted or at least not as much of a positive) is pretty cool.

>>108445316
and if in that 30 seconds they skim your education section and see you have a diploma mill degree? this also assumes your resume is even making it past the ai screening.

getting a fake degree in this market is suicide. you need to get ahead in this market. doing that is the worst option and it puts you behind. if you got a job via cold apply and no experience it would be nothing short of a miracle.

>>108445549
i didn't say watch those gundams tho

>>108440899
>I hate my fucking job so much now it's so fucking depressing what this goddamn field has turned into. There's nothing to be excited about in tech anymore, there's absolutely no enjoyable aspect of this job whatsoever anymore. Fuck this gay earth, fuck this gay ass crypto AI gambling market manipulation bullshit fake timeline

I hope this is just a temporary phase when companies are experimenting with these tools. Eventually enough projects become so messed up and probably there are also enough security incidents too that companies finally start to take things slower.

>>108445663
i don't care, those were the ones i wanted to watch. i'm a man and can make my own decisions.

>>108446100
well you're fucking retarded and that's like going to mcdonalds expecting fine steak.

If I program a game for the c64 in basic and put that under projects what are the chances a boomer reads that and hires me?

>>108394416
Hey guess what BITCH im still here

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I think I might actually be the best engineer at my company (small team, 10 engineers)

Me:
>My code runs on the most # of machines (frontend javascript library, runs on a few hundred thousands unique visits per month), yet has the fewest number of bug reports
>I am the one identifying and fixing other peoples' bugs, and never vice-versa
>Only time we ever release a major version of one of our projects without any issues is when it's my projects
>My backend services have the longest uptime of any pods in our k8s cluster
>Sql queries are tight and optimized
>Never use AI

My coworkers:
>Use Claude Code for maybe 80% of their work
>Frequently introducing major breaking changes to our company platform
>Platform outage at least once a day even though we never have more than 100 concurrent users
>Frequently skip code review, or just allow claude to review code
>Making stupid mistakes, like entry level type coercion gotcha's in Javascript
>Sql queries take several minutes to execute

>>108437874
I cost my company 88$ in tokens today, uh oh stinkyy

Big 4 is killing me

>>108446026
I think prices going 10x will slow down adoption rather than broken projects. Even today you have fundamentally broken projects due to shitty juniors without AI.

>>108445146
>Nayuta
>Power
>Asa

Friends are back. I'm happy. Annoying ham-fisted ending but at least friends.

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this shit drives me nuts.
who the fuck was using LLMs in production 5 years ago? am i crazy to say that basically no one was using "agentic workflows" or whatever in 2020

>>108446976
how new are you? HR retards have always been retarded like that.

>>108446976
I mean there were probably a few dozen people. With the right outreach they could probably get one of them to submit a blind application.

This is why I don't even bother applying these days. My current employer doesn't even have a hiring site. Everyone is just pulling away.

>>108446492
>>Sql queries take several minutes to execute
lmao how does this even happen?

>>108446976
Why do company's employ HR people that write shit like this?

>>108447171
*companies

>>108447171
You want an expert to protect the shareholder's property from liabilities you don't understand (if you didn't hire an expert and you get sued you can be held criminally liable by them for being sloppy.)

No one's going to sue you for being mediocre.

is it a good idea to put your salary band on linkedin? e.g. senior swe, 64 at MS

>>108447291
title, yes. Salary, fuck no.

>>108437910
Lol he got rekt

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