MICROSOFT DECALRES WAR ON WIREGUARD AND VERACRYPT.GET IN HERE
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>>108557841Go away, manchild.
>>108557841Still better than linux, btw. Unironically. I'll never use that garbage.This was a mistake and will get fixed soon.
>>108557841the fuck do you mean "developer accounts"? "push" updates?just fucking double click an .exeit's why windows is better than Linux, you don't need any of that shit.
>>108558025You can't run a driver on Windows unless it's signed with a EV certificate that's Microsoft approved. On Loonix, you can enroll a MOK (Machine Owner Key) and use that to sign your own kernel modules, on Windows, if Microsoft won't allow you to sign drivers, you're SOL.
Stop using Microslop Windows.
>>108557841wtf does this even mean? what does "developer account" mean in this context?and who the fuck uses wireguard on windows? kek
>>108557841You WILL use Microslop Copilot SSTP and Copilot Bitlocker and you WILL be happy.
>>108557915>>108558025>Microsoft shuts down Wireguard and Veracrypt developer accounts>I love Windows! Linux is so gay.Literal retard shills.>>108558081>>108558025>what does "developer account" mean in this context>the fuck do you mean "developer accounts"? "push" updates?Most intelligent Windows users on the board.
>>108558126>Most intelligent Windows users on the board.the irony lmao. I have not used windows in decades.again, who the fuck cares about windows or its users? only a retard would care about this shit.
>>108557841Fucking cucks! Why don't those developers drop support -EOL for windows completely? All vpn and password managed softwares will be dead in two weeks. This is kill microsoft.
>>108558066yes you can.>>108558126Microsoft are always niggers.you use windows in spite of Microsoft now because of it.
>>108558066>you can enroll a MOK (Machine Owner Key) and use that to sign your own kernel modulesYou don't need to do that shit anymore. You can just enroll your custom SecureBoot keys in mobo (although you need to enroll microslop keys for compatibility reasons as well) and then make a unified kernel image which will host kernel, initramfs and efi stub, so you just sign a single efi executable.
>>108558143What, using test signing mode? You consider that an option? Where 40% of software just refuses to run and you get a watermark on your desktop?
next time just say you don't know what the catalog is and be done with it >>108555137
>>108558147Good to know. Does any distro have support for actually doing that automatically on kernel updates? Can you ditch shim entirely? Do you just add the kernel as an efi executable into nvram or do you still use a bootloader?
>>108558153monumental.
Windows Hypervisor not only rapes performance but also makes you not the admin of your computer anymore
>>108558180>>108558153This is the same as running DSE off from the boot menu. Both require a reboot to apply anyways.
>>108557841are you hiding something?
>>108558180Is this the option that literally adds a watermark to your desktop saying that unsigned drivers are enabled, or that was the test mode the other anon mentioned?I remember I had to install some unsigned driver several years ago, and whatever thing I did kept the watermark as long as it was enabled.
>>108558204Also, it allows ANY software to install a driver, not just ones you (the device owner) explicitly allow. This is terrible for security.
>>108557841Time to extinguish.
>>108557841I thought Windows users and its platform developers were into cuckoldy fetish. What's the problem, exactly? It's just another instance of Microsoft humiliating them. They should just enjoy it.
>>108557841I don't care, I use macOS
>>108558244The more npcs change to linux, the more the system wants to choke and gag linux too. Cattle needs to continue sticking to microslop.
>>108558215I literally don't give a shit about "security".first thing I disable on any device is updates.
>>108558320Make sure to disable HyperV and VBS too
>>108557841Worrying about security while using Windows is like worrying about HIV in a bugchasing orgy.
>>108558353don't doubt it
>>108558320don't cry when your shit gets yeeted, then
>>108558174>Does any distro have support for actually doing that automatically on kernel updates?I think every distro can do this: Debian and Arch both have documentation and upgrade hooks. I'm doing this on my Arch system because this allows me to unlock luks partitions using tpm2>Can you ditch shim entirelyYes>Do you just add the kernel as an efi executable into nvram or do you still use a bootloader?You can load kernel directly from nvram but I'm using systemd-boot for convenience
>>108558383I should try that. Thanks, anon.
>>108558066I run unsigned drivers all the time on Windows.
>>108558193How do I disable it?
If you use Windows for anything that requires privacy or security you're an idiot and can't be helped.
>>108558439Disable HyperV by turning off CPU virtualization. That will get rid of VBS, Windows Hello, and more.
>>108558455The US military and intelligence agencies (ie the greatest military power the world will ever see) trusts Windows for operational security and not commie Linux.
>>108558405Must be old Windows it's not a thing on new Windows
>>10855836927 years using a computer, havent happened yet.I have my shit backed up on external drives anyway that I unplug.
>>108558369also all my software is portable on another disk, and reinstalling windows takes 10 minutes.
>>108557841>MicroslopThey still exist?
>>108557915>Still better than linux, btw. Unironically. I'll never use that garbage.You sound like a Microslop Co-Parrot
>>108558358
>>108558668Not my problem.
>>108558729Exactly.. I've only ever heard about 1 guy using Gnome, named Emmanuel.
signing is security theatermaking it borderline mandatory, premium and tying it to a business account is criminal (in Minecraft)
>>108558463In bios you mean? Will do, thanks
>>108558668The type of linux user we get on /g/ installed CachyOS yesterday and thinks it's magic pixie dust. They know nothing and cannot be helped.>>108558358>>108558081Just retarded.
>>108558143>yes you can.if you boot in test mode to enable unsigned drivers it will display a humongous watermark that you cannot turn off (no, really) until the end of times lmao
accounts? what accounts? you mean microsoft accounts?are you retarded?
>>108558507
>>108557841https://x.com/windscribecom/status/2041929519628443943
>>108559763Developer accounts.
>>108559763Pretending not to know things isn't very amusing.
>>108558147>bro just hack your motherboard
>>108559038>signing is security theaterIt's a great way to stop an entire class of attacks, and they can always revoke signatures if keys are ever stolen.
>>108559832>It's a great way to stop an entire class of attacks, name one such case
>>108559771wtf is going on
>Check to see if my Windows computer requires Microsoft's permission to install or update software>It Does Not>go back to anachronistically reading a newspaper by my kitchen window over coffee and croissant
>>108558079Nah, I won't. Make me. What are you gonna do, besides nothing, bitch? That's what I thought.
microsoft india ai nigger extreme saar madnessthere is no conscious entity at microsoft anymoreit's just horde of jeets repeatedly going through motions
>>108558126>Microsoft shuts down Wireguard and Veracrypt developer accounts"Shuts down" how? I am not beholden to Microsoft's permission to update and use Wireguard or Veracrypt. What they do with their "developer accounts", whatever those are, does not affect me in any way.Linux IS gay, and you're impotently seething because there's literally nothing you can do to get me to use your retarded failed commie software.
>>108558476wow you mean the US government is okay with using a product from a US company that they can fully control and monitor? shocker
>>108557841BREAKING NEWS, MICROSOFT ALSO DECLARED WAR ON WINDSCRIBE.
>>108560140> I am not beholden to Microsoft's permission to update and use Wireguard or Veracrypt. What they do with their "developer accounts", whatever those are, does not affect me in any way.
>>108560152>black magic "my computer is doing creepy things I can't understand or identify or prove, the government sees all my porn" mentalityThese cretins should never be permitted to post on /g/. There needs to be an computer operations test to enable posting on this board.
>>108560106tfw not having maid reading relevant newspaper topics
>>108560156they need to apply for the Israel Accepted Software certification
>>108560171>literally no argument because it can't in any way qualify how this random nonsense affects anyoneStrange you got mad enough to post söyjaks over it though.
>>108560140you are now a year or two away from having to install some borderline-outdated nuclear-submarine version of windows to (((sideload)))l un-(((signed))) applications and drivers
Why are these retards always using spyware? If they're smart enough to build something like WG you'd think the would be smart enough not to use fucking spyware
>>108560191Your retarded fantasies are not my reality.
>>10856019610 ltsc iot iso and dodging hardware (e.g. laptop models) that don't support is already the norm of tolerating windows and not being forced to use start menu written in some webshitandroid will make you drink the 24h verification soon can to install programs not from (((app store))) and why wouldn't microsoft
>>108560208>android will make you drink the 24h verification soon can to install programs not from (((app store))) and why wouldn't microsoftYou're going to have to write that in white people english if you want a response.
>>108558668>>108559719You're retarded. There is a night and day difference between a vulnerability existing in software and Microsoft willingly giving your supposedly encrypted data to law enforcement.
>>108560223you will have to go through more and more extra-steps to be able to "use"the oshttps://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/03/google-details-new-24-hour-process-to-sideload-unverified-android-apps/there is no reason for microsoft jeets to not implement this for their consumers because consumers who buy laptops at walmart and amazon are a small % compared to enterprise, and their choices simply don't matter. after all it's easier to support a whitelist of (((verified))) software, like adobe reader, copilot and whatsapp, not some hacker autist third party disk encryption or network sniffers.
>>108560283>you will have to go through more and more extra-steps to be able to "use"the osPhysically impossible. They cannot change the OS I already have.Your retarded fantasies are not my reality.
>>108560298your "eternal" 2011 ewaste running legacy eol os will die of bad caps, i've had that
>>108560327Your retarded fantasies are not my reality.Learn to type English, jeet.
>>108560332i had to go through pdf spec sheets and carefully handpick a 2025 14" thinkpad model that is certified (shit like wifi and touchpad actually working) win 10 ltsc for a normie who likes lenovo but doesnt want copilot(tm) jeet osthe clock is tickingyour sense of comfort deteriorating
>>108560366Your retarded fantasies are not my reality.Amazing watching you crash out projecting your own inferiority, physically incapable of comprehending that other people are better at what you're doing. What was it like being found floating in the Ganges river?
>>108560283>>108560366>we're supposed to care about some mentally ill jeet who can't get his "thinkpad" workingI have an entire warehouse full of hardware, hobbyist problems are not my problems.to you, merely installing an operating system is your greatest tech achievement.
>>108560377"try changing group policies .msc to disable kernel features" is not a normal thing to say>>108560395calm down lol
>>108560049Sounds like microshit got an ultimatum to ban all developers who won't backdoor their security software
>>108560415>"try changing group policies .msc to disable kernel features" is not a normal thing to saythis is the kind of advice everyone gets when trying to do anything in linux but it's ok then when they do it right?
>>108558320This is the sort of brilliance I come to this board for. Truly amazing.
>>108560556Ironically it's the best way to avoid the most popular threat that's the most difficult to defend against, supply chain attacks.>we compromised your third-party dependency of a dependency of a dependency by pushing a new version with malware that everybody built into their new binaries and published in the latest update!
>>108557915>Don't insult Windows! Linux sux btw!Nobody mentioned Linux, this troon had to say Linux instead of MacOS, BSD or just admit that MS fucked up with this one.
>>108558066No need for any of that on Linux, just disable secure boot and keep winning.
>>108560743no one considers Mac a real computer.
>>108557841Absolutely haram. What is their endgame?
>>108560751You tards had really better hope linux doesn’t become too popular.
>>108560751Linux secure boot really is a headache that doesn't add any real security anyway. The generated MOK is usually stored unencrypted on the filesystem anyway, so any attacker who gets root can just sign whatever module they want anyway, or compromise the entire bootloader. It's not like Windows' secure boot is much better; what it adds is "safety" for software vendors to reliably determine you're a good goy who's not in control of their own computer and are, thus, allowed to run the software you purchased from them.Feel free to tell me how I'm wrong if I am. But that's the impression secure boot gives me.
>>108560953Yep, you're 100% correct.
>>108557915what a retard. you deserve all gay shit microslop is doing to a pleb like you
>>108560298>They cannot change the OS I already have.Google Play (Services) is being updated all the time.
>>108560283this was funny back in 2013. it is no longer funny at all.
>>108558439Install LTSC. Use Defender Remover from GitHub.
>>108557841lmao, big israel W
>freetard doesnt check email for years>account closed for inactivity >freetard screeches and blames """""""M$$$$$"""">other freetards screech about """"""M$$$$$$""""" without doing even 1 second of fact checkingreminder that nothing that comes out of a freetard's mouth is ever worth listening to
>>108562205Oh thank G*d, the brown golems had to be ordered by the only competent basically token white guy middle manager/tech lead in the whole dept. to restore their select good-goy software developer attestation accounts, because it would be too bad of a PR on orange reddit and The Register not to do so. (Just a part and parcel of distributing utilities and device drivers on Windows.)
>>108559763you guys are either RETARDs or MICROSOFT EMPLOYEES discussing some irrelevant internal shit
>>108558369then get out from your closet because you got boiked
>>108557841deadass?
>>108558079looks like bread
>>108562205why is that necessary again?this twitter retard is framing corporate bureaucracy as if its the law
>>108557841>microsoftThings that don't affect me at all. Feels good, man.
freetards be like >you can't trust app stores now install our app store
>>108560897It literally won't grandma looking to browse the web and normie average joe looking to score on "jailbait nudes online" will have their brains exploded by the terminal alone, unless someone pushes a distoro something exactly easy to use like Windows on a nearly 1:1 scale then you're fucked, because itll open the floodgates to normies and midwits, be glad the OS gatekeeps itself on its difficulty to use case.
>>108557841The powers that be have a new system that has been in the development for decades now, ready to be rolled out in the coming years. It will operate in parallel starting sometime this year and by the next decade it will be fully operational as the Agenda 2030 goals are slowly being implemented.There will be no collapse, no violence, no uprising, no world war, no draft, no revolution, no killing of jews or politicians or other such fantasies. Instead there will be law & order, compliance and total surveillance until the very end. AI will be at the center of it all. The Great Reset is inevitable.
>>108564419For basic bullshit like browsing the internet linux is even smoother than winblows nowadays. Updating is done thru gui as well.it’s the moderately advanced use that is an issue, bullshit like full ffmpeg not being the default ffmpeg and needing both nvidia gpu and harness for drivers to work properly.Essentially, linux is good if you know what you’re doing or have no idea what you’re doing, and kinda shit if you’re between those two, which just so happens to be most of /g/
>>108562205so they force you create a ms365 account to get signed or something? and of course forcing people to sign up means this is the only thing they use it for and never sign in... win!
Winshart users can't use unapproved software now?
>>108557915Rent free
>>108565059You can make normie software without begging the manIf you want something with elevated privileges, like custom drivers or kernel anti cheat or whatever, you need to suck microdick for special privileges
I have already moved away from Windows. You should too. I don't care what you use as long as it isn't Windows. I saw it was getting worse, not better when I stopped using it in 2024. It's over. Move on.
All it took was significant public outrage on the biggest tech sites to get the accounts reinstated >heh just a mistake goyim
>>108559764There are multiple ways of running unsinged on windows, otherwise developement would be near impossible
>>108558244this. what's the issue?
>>108558525>27 years using a computer, havent happened yet.reminder this is the kind of tard who is probably resnet proxy nigger.
>>108559764that's only for unsigned user mode driversunsigned kernel mode drivers are banned unless you enable test signing or hack the bootloader or hack the kernel
>Your retarded fantasies are not my reality.
>>108557841>using windows for any purpose
>daily thread of freetards exposing themselves as pathological liars once againhumiliation ritual
>>108565696>the windows dead ender speaks up
