cant wait to read all the new reverts discussing about all the new updations taken to the tech sector

>>108589047
huh

https://leetcode.com/problems/minimum-distance-to-type-a-word-using-two-fingers

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>>108587866
>>108588166
THERE GOES YOUR TOILET PAPER
TAKE THAT
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775996019881608.webm

>>108589516
mactoddlers don't know how to printscreen

>>108589509
No sprinkler system? Or did he disable that?

>>108589558
He mentally disable yea

>>108589516
>172 questions
this is a test for psychopathy or something like that, right? humiliation ritual btw

>>108589646
I applied to google and they sent me a quiz like that, it was 85 questions

>>108589646
It's pretty much a standard test in any corporation.

>>108589705
I haven't had such a test. What's the main purpose o fit?

>>108589516
>>108589646
>>108589653
>>108589705
>>108590269

When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box?

>>108589705
>>108589653
I've worked in several large corpos (including Google) and I don't think I've had to take something like that even once. Is this something L3 plebs have to go through nowadays?

>>108590584
What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love?

>>108588049
this dude is right. everyone is becoming so lazy and incompetent its unreal.
every time i do something these days, its like an 80% chance someone wants to roll a persuasion check to avoid doing like 3 minutes of work. its fucking nuts.
imagine whole supply chains filled top to bottom with people like that.

>>108590633
slow, collective death of accountability and meritocracy. why bother trying if it doesn't correlate with success at all? you'll just burn yourself out

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>>108588986
hey techniggabrosisters, you are careermaxxing with AI, right?

apart from making it create use case specifications, requirements, design, code, tests, technical and user documentation that is

I've used microsoft copilot in work-mode to careermax with minimal effort, basically just creating a personal development plan that sounds based to management but is all just shit i normally do
and I've used it to argue my case for above average yearly raise
cant help but feel that there are use cases I've missed

>>108590707
There's so many answers to this. Here's a few:

So that you have the knowledge and skills to do things for yourself instead of chirping like a baby bird hoping that mamma will barf prechewed worms into your mouth.

And because it feels so good to fix things yourself, especially when you get so good at fixing things that you make that old broken thing better than the day it was built.

People who sit around crying that they need money to buy their dreams will never know the joy of building a tiny piece of that dream with their own two hands.

What else is there to do in life other than waiting to die?

I'm going to an average state school for CS, it's not ABET accredited.
I want to get an internship programming, I'm not really picky.
There's no offers at the job fairs for this college. I'm not sure what I can do to secure a job especially since I'm older than everyone else (24), will getting straight As open up doors that aren't publicially shown?

>>108590763
>techniggabrosisters, you are careermaxxing with AI, right?
>I've used microsoft copilot in work-mode to careermax with minimal effort
anon, I hope you realize you aren't careermaxxing, you are part of the trend that is killing the whole field lmao

>>108590828
To the never employed that find their way to /twg/ because /utwg/ is gone, I've prepared the following pasta for you.

You did not miss out, or almost miss out, or barely missed out. Working in information technology has always sucked outside of the brief years from 1993-1999 and 2003-2007, or so I am told by elders, but I was not working in information technology then so I have no personal knowledge on the matter.

Where I do have personal knowledge I know that there is a world of difference between happily programming away in your dorm room or at home on a personal pet project and the grimdark employment of working in information technology.

The only happy tech workers are the extremely lucky 5% at a company that is not fucking terrible. If you happen to find a company that is not fucking terrible, in a short span of 6mos to 2years, it will feel like the beginning of Chronicles of Riddick or Rebel Moon pt 1 where all WAS well until the necromonger/imperium ships drop in from lower orbit and a reorg or restructuring or layoff happens, and it never goes back to happy. Or there is the happy tech worker originally from a shithole country who is happy to not be in that shithole country anymore, and love working 50-70hours per week because it beats shitting in the same river that they bathe in.

Yes, the pay can be good but only if you are willing to work 50-70hours per week without relent; that will leave you fat, with high-blood pressure, shocked into a fugue state by anxiety, and hoping for an early death. there is no way to exercise too because you 1) wont have time to exercise or 2) in your 30s exercise just gives you carpal tunnel at the keyboard/mouse. And since you are working 50-70hours per week there is little time to make dinner, have a social life, or do things for yourself so you have to pay pay...

>>108590845
it's a tie-person issue, not an engineer issue

>>108590864
...pay pay spend your money away to pay others for what you do not have the time to do. Plus you get about 3 hours of personal time per day, if you are lucky, and cooking for yourself or exercising is all that there will be time for if you burn those 3 hours that way.

Paradoxically, WFH sucks because it brings that work stress into your home, where you will now feel couped up constantly awaiting the next emergency call from the boss, instead of just being at home happily relieved that you can't be fucked with by office concerns for the 3 hours of PT you get.

If you start your own company, either the partner companies you have partnered with will ripoff your product or destroy you. If you work at a startup that goes public, your stock options will be force bought from you at 20% their actual value or of course you can be fired and pay to execute the options yourself, plus back taxes, which will cost 65% of what you get back. Imagine having to cough up $80k to exercise stock options that you then sell for $200k and then get fired for doing so. That was reward for working yourself to death at a startup that somehow manages to go public.

If you manage to work your way up the corporate ladder you will find out the leadership is fake, gay, and keeps everything below dysfunctional because it is cheaper and business is about ripping off downstream businesses to compensate for being ripped off by upstream businesses. Business is all about toeing the lines of fraud in an interlocking relationship of an indian-circle-jerk of ripping each other off.

The only competent tech workers you will meet are either angry, cynical, jaded, or are dead inside and no longer care.

Go work in some other industry; while you will never know first-hand how much working in information technology sucks, you will never have to know first hand how much working in information technology sucks and for that, you should rejoice.

Count yourself lucky and be careful what you wish for...

>>108590870
this isn't a personal issue, dumbo. you do understand that LLM companies use your inputs to train their models, or at least to confirm that they work for your use case, right? you can generalize from that... what will happen tomorrow, when they realize they can replace your whole fucking job and offer it as a service to your employer?

>>108590875
I don't mind if it's annoying, that's why Im studying for this. I think this pasta is meant for someone else

>>108590890
>annoying
Aye; it is meant for those who have ears that can hear, eyes that can see, and a mind that comprehends...

then good luck to you sonny boy, get the fuck out of this thread.

>>108590890
its not annoying, its fucked beyond belief
95% of people working in information technology do not want to work
they do not want to improve
they too, just like on the business side of things, rip each other off

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>>108590889
>what will happen tomorrow, when they realize they can replace your whole fucking job and offer it as a service to your employer
thats why you should be careermaxxing, so that you hold a position that is safer than the one you have today
development plans to be promoted from associate to senior, senior to specialist, specialist to expert, and so on
suddenly roles such as "<insert-thing> architect" becomes available to you, supposedly these are not as replaceable as code monkey positions, but only because tie people don't understand them
>they don't produce anything, but they sure are needed for the code monkeys to produce something

>>108590707
this is part of it, but the things i am seeing are so low effort that there is something much more sinister happening. people are unable to fulfill basic duties in some of the simplest ways. i just had a lady attempt to dodge a very basic responsibility of her job about an hour ago. she spent more time trying to unsuccessfully get me to go away than it would have taken to do literally less than 2 minutes of paperwork. every time i have to do something i have to do battle and press some mildly retarded person to do the absolute bare minimum as required by their job.
everything is going to shit at once. intelligence, health, gene pool, ethics, identity, wealth, culture.
is there a single thing that isn't currently in decline right now? maybe violent crime but this is in part due to circumstances and probably book cooking.

great times ahead for everybody

>>108590828
do not pursue computer science. you run a very very high risk of having paid a lot of money for something that has no value. the market is never coming back. literally more than 40% of the domestic jobs are immigrants, most of which are indians on h1b. there are easier more reliable ways to make a living.

>>108591085
>things that are in decline but are not bad
every year there are less heavy metals (mercury, lead) in my local fish. they're now safe to eat again, even for pregnant ladies
less artificial fertilizer in my local lakes than 10 years ago
i've been drinking less this year

>>108589509
the saddest fire I've ever seen.

>>108591154
where im from they have found a very large amount of soil is polluted with toxic, cancer causing chemicals that do not degrade naturally :)
glad to hear youre doing better though anon

>>108590528
No, they pay me anyway.

>>108590959
Yes it turns out most people would rather be doing something else but alas, they need to pay the bills and this seems like the least objectionable way for them to do it.

>>108590269
It's supposed to tell if you're a psychopath or something, i.e. C-suite material. It also justifies workplaces of HR Stacies with psychology degrees. It's a pretty old test, from the '60s or something.

Berated my CTO friday because he said I wasn't being transparent enough about my code, I literally pointed to him how I have 30+ documentation files for the whole architecture/progress made/etc, then he sent he a heart emoji lmao

>>108591181
sorry to hear anon, i'm sure it will shift one day
everything is not great though, there is cesium-137 from chernobyl that leech into mushrooms and wild boar, literally in my back yard
there are also some high concentrations of cadmium and other heavy metals in the local soil from a 1000+ year old loli steel works that used to be located near me

>>108591241
thanks

>>108591227
he was just making sure that you produced the onboarding materials he will need for your jeet replacement when you get laid off pretty soon.

>>108591300
he wouldn't, right??

>>108591316
they're $10/h and bring their own phone+computer, is what i've heard
but of course you get what you pay for
most of these indians can't even follow simple instructions

>>108591316
He would. The lower costs of expert Indians using AI justifies terminating Americans—it's just basic economics, not personal.

>>108591065
>thats why you should be careermaxxing, so that you hold a position that is safer than the one you have today
ok, so you will become a senior prompt engineer. as if LLM companies couldn't also replace that kek

>>108591373
LLMs can already replace like 90% of management but it hasn't happened

>>108591300
:)

>>108591394
they can replace tons of coders too, yet companies are replacing you with indians. so what? these things don't happen overnight.

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>>108591441
indians are being replaced too

Those tips that says you have to put in stuff in your cv like "increased deployment rate by 20%" or "improved streamline process from 20 hours to 10 hours" or "solved a case that helped reduce costs by 10%" and shit

Do you actually believe the time in your current workplace that you've contributed to any kind of positive that can be measured in percents? I get it you should just lie anyway but why do they insist "trust me bro put in percents in your resume"

>>108588986
where the fuck do you find these things

day 14 of doing the neetcode 150 roadmap, at 46 solved, i feel brain fog today idk how much im going to get through today. Just had lunch so hopefully i get some energy

>>108591782
I'm on backtracking subject right now, just been kinda bouncing around

>>108591641
the recruiters and managers are non technical retards who only understand retarded numbers and have no understanding of how anything works, so it is a necessary evil
>>108590814
yes you have to have as high grades as possible. being accredited or not isnt worth worrying about, take the hardest/most interesting to you classes and get 3.5+ gpa at the least, if you think of any little projects to do or ways to extend your coursework programs put those in your github. a personal website can be good as well (can be like static flask stuff if you arent into fullstack/frontend) also if they provide interview practice and resume help take full advantage of all of it. go to the job fairs anyway and dont take them on their word about no internships, actually check and also look for internships online i see lots of listings. also even like working for the library in the summer or something looks good if no internships. just don't give up. i got my offer first semester of senior year with no internships. make sure you never let yourself forget your skills. hope some of this ramble helps.

I just have 40 more pages of the ITIL 4th ed (4th industrial revolution) foundation book until I'll be ready to become ITIL certified. Tbh idk how any of you could realistically be capable of providing value to stakeholders at least holistically when you don't even understand the service value chain and the service value streams that convert opportunity/demand to value by being supported by the guiding principles, governance, and the 34 practices through the lens of the four dimensions of service management. How can you say you take IT service management seriously when you don't even implement ITIL (not IT infrastructure library, just... ITIL)?

and the service value system.

>>108589558
From what I've seen on Reddit, he started a small fire before the main one which activated the sprinkler system. The FD responded then turned off the sprinklers. Then he set the larger one which, with no sprinklers and multiple ignition points, took off like a thing that takes off really quickly.

Reasonable enough to disable the sprinklers once the fire's out. Letting everyone back into the building before the sprinkler head was replaced and the system reactivated was not the smartest move but they had to ship those orders. Business might have been affected otherwise...

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>>108591441
>they can replace tons of coders too

>>108591394
You don't even need LLMs. A 10 line Bash script can replace 99% of management. This is nothing new.

>>108591795
Thanks. Im making a project for my dad right now. Its just a simple app to do preset calculations with numbers provided.
He's self employed so I can spin it to look very nice on a resume

>>108591795
>i got my offer first semester of senior year with no internships.
Explain further pls

>>108592085
Incorrect. AI is mandatory for all work moving forward. The productivity gains from AI usage are too big to be ignored—100-1000x. Face it. AI is the future and if your workflow is not AI enhanced—it's behind.

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just change jobs
it is literally that easy

>>108591394
even ChatGPT 2 was smarter than some managers I've had in the past, but they ain't gonna fire themselves

>>108592135
Bad bot.

how do i make do in life with only 380 gb storage on my laptop? There's literally nothing there only a couple programs and files. No games or large projects. No videos, no music files. Windows just keep fucking me up and bloating my C folder. I swear to god every month i get 15 lesser space. Im tired of browsing reddit and tech forums looking for help. Most of the time they just say "it's normal, windows are just like that". If i have a source of income i can just buy a SATA drive since i have an extra slot on my laptop but I'm 25 and have been unemployed for a year. I got no fun hobbies / personal projects too.

>>108589509
Best part about this is the new warehouse will be mostly or completely lights out
His coworkers all lost their jobs and the warehouse will be re-built and only need a handful of people to man it rather than a small army

>>108592164
Yeah seems to be malfunctioning these days. Usually there is a line about toothpaste back in the tube or genie in a bottle.

>>108592170
have you tried using something like windirstat to find out exactly what's taking up so much space?

Realistically how do we handle this?

>>108589516
>>108589646
>>108589653
>>108589705
>pretty much a standard test
No.
>172 questions
They're not hiring (you). They're doing what's needful to circumvent immigration laws and hire someone from abroad. Don't waste your time.

damn i hate how stupid most people are

>>108591441
they are not replacing anyone with indians because they've been trying since the 90s, but the indians are stupid so they can't, at best they can keep trying and wasting money

>>108591394
i hate managers too, they are often insufferable redditors, but the one thing AI can't do, no matter how much they improve it, is replace anything that requires common sense

you can argue it will become good enough to make it viable to entirely make apps without software devs, to make robots that work in construction and all the trades, to drive cars and trucks safely, to do accounting and engineering... but if something requires common sense and a person thinking about real life situations, its not going to happen

the reason is obvious, words put together in a way that statistically resembles an answer to a question, or an article about a topic, is not the same as someone's actual opinion which is based on thoughts about the topic, that's why an AI text on anything hard tends to be blabber

>>108592281
Must be the latest update.

>>108591518
literally why would you hire an indian when they're just gonna copy paste your instructions into ChatGPT anyway?

>>108592135
>more astroturfing in this tiny general with probably <200 regular users
the internet sucks so bad now

>>108592483
you lost

>>108592483
>the internet sucks so bad now
That's because of this ridiculous captcha. In the past I would jump into a conversation and help people but now I'm like naah, I'm not spending my time solving this garbage, help yourself.

>>108592487
yes.. ok.. but sir..
SIR let me telling you one thing
i think AI have great potential for impact to fuiture of humanity
E = MC^2 + AI

>>108589516
what are you supposed to answer? strongly agree?

150k in MCOL gov contractor in NE, or 260k in bay area? Pretty sure I'm capped at my current job, and the bay area job would turn into more pay faster? But also my current area is 98% white with very low crime rates

>>108592570
The correct answer is the close the page and stop wasting your time.

>>108590870
actually exactly the opposite

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>>108591518
>gaming keyboards
I bet they have 100% headshot mice, too.

>>108590828
AYO! This nigga aint change his major yet!!! LMAO

>>108592352
>they are not replacing anyone with indians because they've been trying since the 90s, but the indians are stupid so they can't, at best they can keep trying and wasting money

https://www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/fact-sheet/foreign-born-stem-workers-united-states/#:~:text=In%202019%2C%20there%20were%20647%2C000,and%20math%20category%20in%202019

I want all CS students to suffer, at this point anyone studying CS is doing it for the money and not for the love, so you deserve your suffering.

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>stupid boomer dad forces me to get a shitty full time $18 an hour job
>its two hours of commuting each day
>so my 7-5 is blocked
great, how am I supposed to interview for better jobs now?

>>108591837
what an absolute steaming pile of turd salad

>>108592352
ok kid

>>108592430
the jeet is just to maintain what the american built to post profits for a few more quarters before bankruptcy or getting aquired.

>>108592570
within cells interlinked
within cells interlinked
within cells interlinked

>>108590864
>it will feel like the beginning of Chronicles of Riddick or Rebel Moon pt 1 where all WAS well until the necromonger/imperium ships
holy fucking reddit boomer kill yourself

>>108589516
these are just for data collection
Nobody has gotten a job after answering one of these things

>>108593576
Are you alright anon? Are you perhaps upset I left out the final core component of the service value system, continual improvement? Well it's a seven step model that should be embedded across all levels from strategic to tactical, from planning to delivery. 1. What is the vision? 2. Where are we now? 3. Where do we want to be? 4. How do we get there? 5. Take action. 6. Did we get there? And 7. How do we keep the momentum going? Oh I know you expected me to actually share the all important guiding principles. 1. Focus on value. 2. Start where you are. 3. Progress iteratively with feedback. 4. Collaborate and promote visibility. 5. Think and work holistically. 6. Keep it simple and practical. And 7. Optimize and automate. Maybe reread it again, it makes perfect sense. Maybe you really are having a stroke and should go to the emergency room anon? You aren't going to align your IT services with the needs and strategic objectives of the business and achieve co-creation of value with service consumers if you do not accept the service value system into your heart anon.

>>108593633
wow it's like somebody almost took the taiichi ohno's kanban system from toyota and bastardized it into a stupid ass game that a 23 year old with a communications degree can use to make experienced engineers stop giving a fuck.

>>108592292
Bro for the last 2 years ive been using wiztree and tracked that bitch by the hour everyday it's always the fucking windows folders

>>108590864
>To the never employed that find their way to /twg/ because /utwg/ is gone
Where did it go? I miss it, and it was absolutely technology-related.

>>108593839
you can start threads by yourself. you know that, right?

>>108591641
I've been NEET since August last year, and my CV listed all my skills, but described my previous job in three sentences ("Technical support, customer service, answering telephones and email tickets" or something like that) because I wanted the whole CV to fit on one page. Some recruiter from a third-party recruitment company phoned me up last week and berated me for having that, and demanded I rewrite the whole CV before he tried to put me forward for a job and claim commission for it (thank you based rent-seeking for saving le economy :^D). Multiple friends have looked at my CV and said it was fine, so I will be really angry if it turns out this parasitic nigger is right and I should have had an entire page describing what I'd been doing for the past nine years.

>>108591837
>>108591848
>>108593633
Based gibberish cultist

>>108592483
>probably <200
Is that on the whole of 4chan now...?

>>108593847
Yes, but if everyone who starts the thread gets b& for spamming by le does it for free animetranny, then I don't want to risk it.

>>108593904
>based gibberish cultist

brother if you want to read something truly based then check out Henry Ford's My Life and Work
https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/7213/pg7213.txt

>>108592570
of course anon, why would you ever have had a negative emotion? that doesn't fit with our corporate culture, we're all family here!

>>108589516
why ask about the last 3 years? crazy shit

>>108588986
Tech workers general? More like trans workers general #REKT

>>108591795
>i got my offer first semester of senior year with no internships.
lucky bastard

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Why would you choose software engineering when Networking is the better choice

>>108594186
You need both nowadays nigga

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I interviewed a network engineer I liked on Friday got got busy and never told the hiring manager to extend the offer. I think I'll do that later on Monday

>Monday
It's Okay, I guess. Weekends aare awful.

>>108593673
Yes. I got mba in Japanese business hocus-pocus.

>>108588986
> pic
Good God I hate these subcontinental fuckers so goddamn fucking much

> Hello Together
> Do the needful
> Check once and revert back

I should do my taxes

>>108594204
You look like this and you are now my mommy

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>>108594507
homie that's a brat

>>108594172
that's a jeet. they pop up and lie like this pretty frequently around here.

>>108594279
i always assumed that "do the needful" meant go suck your bosses dick and I will continue to assume that is what it means.

>>108594568
figured as much. I'd be butthurt if I had such a small pp too

>>108594204
yet another jeet... go wash an elephant or something.

>>108594588
jeets don't hire people retard

>>108594186
I'm a NEET with a CS degree and I really like networking but I've heard it's impossible to break into now even if you have good fundamentals. Is this true?

>>108594631
they pretend to on 4chan. now, do the needful to that elephant.

>>108594718
Get the CCNA and some cloud certs

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>>108594718
no. get a technician job. the jeets ruined tech. it's barbie. cooked. the only plus is that no more jeets coming to USA pretty soon.

>>108594750
pic rel

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gnite /twg/

>>108591793
>>108591782
did only 1 today

i need to start working on my personal project...

>>108594769
what if the enemy is busy posting pictures of his diy orchiectomy
how do you possibly destroy him at that point

>bitlocker wont let you save a key to your local system
>but you can SMB into your local system and then save it just fine
Absolute state of Microslop

>>108593876
>I rewrite the whole CV
Into what exactly

“The trust relationship between this workstation and the primary domain failed.”


This error can be extremely frustrating if you work in IT because this means that users cannot access their computer and that leaves customers furious.


Thankfully this can be fixed relatively quickly and I’ll kindly show you how.


The way to do this is to disconnect your computer from the network, log in using a local account, and connect back to the network.


After that you need to ensure that the computer is joined to the domain. Then, run command prompt as an administrator and needfully run thr following script:


Test-ComputerSecureChannel -Repair -Credential (Get-Credential)

I started doing neurofeedback again, my focus seems to be going down lately so hopefully I can restore it.

I wish instead of being a retard and studying computer science I had become a food review tiktoker instead

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>work in three hours
please... no

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>>108595912
2 HOURS, 25 MINUTES, AND 35 SECONDS UNTIL YOU WAGEEE

>>108595912

salaryman want young boys right

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it's going up
we are so back

>>108596119
do not give cs majors hope with their useless degree. theyll accept any cope and rational that they arent wasting their time if it means they can avoid studying a real subject

>>108588986
>PHD
7 years at a mid-ranking english uni only to be bossed by indian patent scammers. 100k bong-dollars in debt to answer emails.

Why are corporations trying SO HARD to get rid of software devs? Anthropic is worth billions by focusing their effort on coding. They keep telling us to use AI. Etc.

They hate us. It's not just the money because they keep hiring HR girlbosses who do nothing all day except be goonfuel.

They resent us because they tried to learn to code, and they can't because it can't be learned by repetition like everything else in school. Yes coding is easy, but normies are very dumb. I guarantee this is real and plays a role in all the resentment towards us.

They hate that women in the office have to be around awkward dorks who stare at their asses and comment on their bodies, and the chads have to be nice to guys they would bully in school.

They hate that our salaries only go up just when they thought the latest attempt to screw us over was successful (pajeets, low-code, webpage editors...)

And now they are ecstatic at the thought of actually getting rid of us with AI. And I really hate that this one is actually promising for them.

I don't think LLMs will ever be good at making commercial apps, I think it will be like pajeets, where they're somewhat viable and much cheaper, but create problems that aren't worth it. But even if that could work out, they won't really be able to get rid of us. They will never.

JFL at anyone who thinks AI will code instead of us and that will be it, the ugly nerds will finally be gone! And the popular good looking people will have the corporate HQs all to themselves! JFL NEVER!! If commercial apps can be made with AI, that will also make them cheap and worthless, and then in order to compete in the market, those big corps will still need data science, cybersecurity, the absolute cutting edge tech to make their app marginally faster, and other tech that hasn't even been invented yet. And they'll still need us. Fuck them.

>>108593214
im not even going to look at that, i already know what it is

yes some companies are hiring pajeets, so what? when i say indians are not working out and aren't replacing us despite trying since the 90s, what i mean is that, if they were any good, due to the price difference, no software development at all would be done in any first world country, and india would be THE hub for it, like china for manufacturing. that is obviously not the case.

>new job
>$20 an hour helpdesk
>literally the only place that would give me something
>NEED this job because my savings have run out
>1 hour commute each way
>todays my first day and im already going to be 10 minutes late
>the entire line on google maps is red
im typing this out stuck in traffic. ill give it two weeks before i quit and go live under a bridge

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>>108592305
>They're not hiring (you). They're doing what's needful to circumvent immigration laws and hire someone from abroad. Don't waste your time.
Jeet means winning

Holy shit a real life
>pls remove me from this mailing list
Now this is clown world
>it's only shitskins

>>108596448
>some companies
39% of domestic jobs are immigrants. that is, not counting offshored jobs which is a very large amount. its also data from 2019. it has likely gotten worse since then.
you are either jewish, a hopeful cs student, indian, or retarded. literally no other options.

>Big layoff last year
>Other team is doing release testing with contractors
>they're so fucking disorganized
>HELLO SAR AND MAAMS WE NEED THE SIGN OFF BY END OF DAY TODAY
>didn't even link the sheet in the outlook invite nor any emails
>didn't BCC so everyone is replying to the same mass email chain
ay dios mios....

"Kindly do the needful." But what, exactly, IS the needful? Let's unpack this.

no motivation and did nothing today, day is almost over...
maybe tomorrow

Are devs really getting punished for not using AI in their job?

Work is purposely implementing more annoying shit into the process and tracking to increase the turn over rate to save costs.
Sadly for them, I will sooner commit suicide than become unemployed in this economy without getting laid off.

>>108597091
No these are ragebait shitposts

You guys got some good jazz albums? Starting to get back into jazz and want some more free form shit.

>>108597331
i don't listen to niggie music

>>108597334
can you please stop using the n word?

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ahem um... nigger. hehe

>>108597342
unbased
>>108597350
based

This general sucks.

Can someone give me advice about getting into big tech? I am not sure what to do other than grind leetcode and study system design

My career so far, about 4-5 years of experience
bootcamp
small company
fortune 100 mid level engineer

Jazz is like rap. It's lauded by white people who desperately want to find things to praise about black people. At least jazz isn't actively harming society.

>>108597386
Is this really the state of the general now?

>>108597091
I'm in south america, tech worker but not a dev. here we follow all the trendy crap american corporations push for. C-levels of my multinational keep pressuring us into integrating and using LLMs, and apparently they already modified KPIs to consider AI integration and usage.

>>108597165
>t.unemployed

>>108597331
croker, fortner - play

>>108597396
most people here are unemployed losers so he's doing better than them

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Who else has been quietly working on their own project/SaaS/business idea on the side for some copium in this dreadful atmosphere? Raise your hand

It's crazy how much more fun I have when I'm just building my own thing and imagining actual paying customers for it

>>108597091
yes they are paying for these licenses, and see people are using it, but are not seeing the equivalent increase in productivity and adoption, so at least here the whole vibecoding / spec driven development will be forced (per cto), they are even measuring dicks between companies and the cto was complaining about it, basically "oh X company they have 40.000 licenses for cursor imagine what they are cooking, we can't be left behind !!1"

Used to apply 20 jobs a week for months
This april i would just apply 5 jobs a week
Shits not worth it

7 days until Hitler's birthday

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my one year aniversary is next month
they told me from the beginning that they knew the salary they offered was low and that i'd eventually get a raise. If they dont give it to me i'll be livid

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i like to use linux and i3 to do work but when i work for at least a medium sized company they have company macs with special spyware installed on them and you can't use linux now so how THE FUCK do i get macos to act more like i3wm when i can't even disable the macos security thing to make yabai work properly

>>108593214
yes, and every fucking piece of software is worse than it used to be, hmmm I wonder why?

>>108597331
>A Love Supreme, John Coltrane
>Kind of Blue, Miles Davis
>The Night of the Purple Moon, Sun Ra
>Head Hunters, Herbie Hancock
>Relaxin' at Camarillo, Joe Henderson

Some of my favorites

>>108597416
I wish I had ideas

>>108597563
>>108597402
thanks!

>>108597416
yea that's fun but nothing i do is ever lucrative i just end up spending money

>Monday morning standup
>supposed to be 10 minutes max
>that one dipshit that rambles on for 20 minutes because they don't understand anything that's happening

My job has me treating myself as a contractor/consultant rather than a developer and it's driving me a little nuts. A lot of my job is no longer "We have X, we have to solve for Y", it's now "What do you think we can solve for?" and I have to backtrack and figure out what operations is doing wrong or where we can streamline stuff and I have to map their processes/create their SOPs/come on with requirements on their projects and I'm just like the fuck is this? Do I just need to suck it up? I was expecting to mostly code but it feels like I'm always getting work that's out of my area and I can't say no since it comes from way up above. It's even worse because I can't talk to my stakeholders (operation team) since it'll cause drama and confusion.

>>108588986
It's all been destroyed by the jews needing to amplify their share holdings. The pajeets are driving everything down in to total downfall in Western tech. The only recourse is brown expulsion from corporate and finance.

>>108597611
>that one dipshit that rambles on for 20 minutes
yea i hate him

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>>108588986
If you like my post. Smash those likes as i TALK LIKE A ROBOT AS i GRIFT.

>>108597650
I really think it's time to rework how raced based hiring works. Should be you aren't allowed to exclude anyone but you can pick one race and only hire people from that race. Or you know just get rid of it entirely, I don't think it's needed anymore, everyone feels bad about how mean we were to black people and want to give back land to the American Indians, I don't think they will have problems finding work anymore.

>>108597645
You're providing training materials for the future AI workforce. Embrace your role's hastening irrelevancy but also get on that grindset and come up with some ideas for a business you can start (with AI) once you're terminated for lack of relevance.

>>108597676
That wouldn't change anything. The only people getting jobs would still be Indians.

>>108597676
>raced based hiring
in europe you attach a headshot to your CV so they can profile you properly

>>108597694
You don't think there's enough white people to all agree to only hire and work with other white people so we don't get overrun by non whites?

>>108597715
There are but they won't only hire Whites. They'll be shamed into hiring one Indian into a leadership role by the public and then the company is over.

>>108597745
But we won't have to care what other people think if there's enough people in the community that it's self sufficient and we can just completely ignore other communities.

>>108597689
Ironically my job has been pretty much been "How can we use AI for the business" which is why I can't talk to the business about it. I'm just sorta like, I don't give a fuck about this but if I don't I'm outta a job, but it is frustrating doing work that I literally don't care about.

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>>108594213
Today was quite good. I impressed managers with my project and will negotiate headcount for the project tomorrow.

Meanwhile, my own work didn't work on a real test machine and modern gpu. Back to coding. I guess shared root gpu works differentlu from a real dedicated gpu.

>>108595912
>>108596083
I was on my wine and roasted beans soup break by then.

>>108597400
The longest I've been unemployed is 3 weeks. I use Claude every day, we have infinite tokens. It is useful but no one is monitoring it or complaining if you don't. Pure ragebait shitposts.

>>108591128
wait what?
I'm currently in college to do computer science. if the field is being swallowed up by indians, then what should I study instead?

>>108597810
get into management
there will never be a shortage of managers
worst case you will manage AI chatbots

>>108597783
>I use Claude every day, we have infinite tokens
there's no way you have infinite tokens. i could spend a thousand bucks in a day

>>108588986
If you want a functional corporate endeavour, just don't hire indians. Women who are properly educated outside of gender studies can join, but need to prove their disgust for the global south.

>>108597817
what about audio/visual technology? I had to edit a couple videos in highschool, and I enjoyed doing that. Is there any practicality to that?

>>108597810
>if the field is being swallowed up by indians,
it isn't, really. the junior level of the field has been displaced by outsourcing at some companies and now ai is aimed at displacing the outsourcing, whether it is useful in doing that or not. you just need to figure out how to jump from newgrad -> senior level engineer.

>>108597842
who are you doing to work for? dj bonerpiss?

>>108597862
I don't know, maybe a small TV station or some youtuber. Whatever works, I suppose.

>>108597810
im not going to play the "what should i do" "no i wont do that" game with you. i can tell you, at a very minimum and best case scenario, you will have a very difficult time breaking into the field.
i dont know what reason that guy has to lie to you about indians not occupying the field, but it is a very indian field. they only hire their own. look up how many tech CEOs are indian, even your local city's companies.
this is something you can google even, low estimates for number of indians in software positions in america are 30%. its actually much higher.

uhhhh claude bros...?

>>108597909
>uhhhh claude bros...?
what do you want faggot

>promise myself I'll improve tomorrow, I'll change tomorrow, I'll actually do some work tomorrow
>get sick
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????

>>108597921
never mind, it died for like 5 minutes but it's working again

>>108597810
either start networking (if your family is rich) or working right now, or drop and do something else.

>>108597043
>already asked and answered
Sucking your boss's dick for a good performance review. usually homosexual.

Is ai prompting skills something you should list on the CV or is it to be expected?

>>108596432
>Why are corporations trying SO HARD to get rid of software devs?
seems like using AI to eliminate middle management layers would save 10x more money

>>108597959
i'm kinda fucked, i'm not a programmer it's like no where near my job area either but I've been coding solutions for my job using AI and I have no idea what to put in it. I know enough to know syntax/context and where bugs usually are but definitely not enough to code from scratch.

what the fuck do I even put?

>>108596432
they dont want people to have leverage with the knowledge that drive the business

>>108597959
you should list it. let them know you know how to tie your own shoes too. critical job seeking skill.

>>108597449
i'm trying to maintain 5 apps per workday
sometimes it's tough to find even that many that match my filters (small startup, on prem, minimal microslop)
where did all the small biz go?

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>>108596144
right
>>108597386
don't
>>108597810
get a different engineering degree
>>108597851
the field was destroyed by execufags and fake tech bros until posers like this >>108597990 showed up and made it somehow even worse.

>>108597990
I'm the same and I just put "scripting".

Anyone here work as a Microsoft PFE? I received an offer, but I'm concerned since it would be on a contract with no guarantee of leading to a full time position. I'm also worried it would just be glorified help desk and would lead to me being pigeonholed into a certain technology, without a way to really branch out.

So, how fucked would my future be for taking this type of role?

>>108588986
why aren't you working as a zip code passively earning $59,000 just for existing? why bother programming or running networking cables?
https://www.ziprecruiter.com/Salaries/Zip-Code-Salary

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I hate "product architects" so much it's unreal

>>108597959
>proficient at typing
GTFOH

>>108597819
It's probably not infinite but I haven’t hit the limit personally. Usually spend about $20-30/day in tokens according to ccusage. There are some people who let the thing run all night having different agents do shit though, no idea what their token usage is. Seems crazy to me though, like letting a toddler run wild.

>>108598115
are those the kubernetes people?

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Should I put Mythos Scholar on my resume?

>>108597342
Nigger

>>108592352
Bruh, we already imported Paco and Chang, we went down this road 50 years ago. You don't have to have common sense and they're not looking for intelligence. If they were, they'd hire Americans at proper first world wages. They're just looking for a warm body that will sustain the company on paper until an exit strategy can be pulled together.

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>>108598140
At my company they're a bunch of useless middlemen who just play Telephone with technical requirements between product, UX and engineering all day.

>>108597987
You could eliminate middle management with Bash or Powershell scripts.

>>108598200
I applied for a similar position (system architect) and got told
>you're too young
>architects don't need to be technical they should just be middlemen

>>108598200
so the Solution Architects are rebranding after a decade of not providing any solutions... I guess Execufag In Training was too obvious.

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I don't know why a CS50 livestream popped up on my feed but i got a good chuckle out of the chat

>>108598264
rest in peace to those poor folks stuck in tutorial hell still doing hello world after 15 years

>>108598044
Don't @ me bro. I was forced into it because stupid executives want automation and don't want to pay for a developer, what am I suppose to do?

Anyone feel like they miss the train? I remember as a kid I just wanted the normal office job with a family and a nice house and all I really got was the office job but it's just fucked with a bunch of a nonsense. I feel like I'm still in a bad dream and one day I'll wake up. I honestly feel like shit most days and have no motivation or anything, just feels like grey skies all the damn time. I just want to wake up, actually have a drive to do something but it's just all gone, it's all just white ash.

>>108598264
hello [strike]world[/strike]saars

My company changed over 1 million lines of code and docs over the last 5 days and now I got a request review it. I have no idea what they expect me to do.

>>108598332
i rather have an office job than construction or whatever
dunno got some savings so i will be able to buy a house eventually but i am a social loser so i will never have a family

anyone else do data annotation on the side? I finally got into handshake after waiting for months for them to let me into a project but they are immediately throttling everyone and theres no work to do. Wondering if there are similar companies i can try and get into so maybe I can actually make some money.
on the side, which is what i would say if finding a real job wasn't impossible

>>108598332
some people out there are applying to thousands of jobs and still can't get a single one, let alone a cushy office job.

>>108598348
I guess I'm romanticizing blue collar jobs a lot but I can see them running into the same bullshit. I was a lot happier doing fast food (with the right people) or Level 2 helpdesk (again with the right people) even though it pays like shit. It's just more of at least they're building something. I feel like with my current job I'm just running my wheels over and over and over again without any sense of reward. I did get a promotion and a raise recently but it just doesn't matter to me if the work is so mindnumbing just a bunch of planning and planning for things that never happen.

>>108598367
Yeah, I guess. But I don't really feel any motivation from knowing other people are more fucked than me. Just feels like now I'm on this tippie toppy that's ready to fall at any minute and I can easily join them.

>>108598371
yeah working with the right people is extremely important
it doesnt really matter what i do, i prefer to do nothing even as long as i get along with the people i do the shit with

>>108598313
find a new job before you get fired from this one; you are being setup to fail. What's your title?

>>108598390
Data Analyst...... I'm an excel cuck who somehow has made streams into automating/optimizing our scripts for the supplier workflow. They said I would be using Python/VBA but none of my other coworkers know jack diddly shit and it's all just data entry and reports on excel.

>>108598382
It's not that the people here are bad either but I remember fucking around with my fast food/level 2 buddies. We'd add each other on steam and stuff and talk about random shit. Don't really see myself doing the same thing here at all, fuck the workspace has completely changed where you CANNOT get personal with your work friends or you get fucked.

>claude told me
>i was talking to claude and
>that's not what i found from talking with claude
>uh, that's not what claude told me
I don't have a pepe to express my level of desperation when I heard people say this shit.

>>108598414
>the workspace has completely changed where you CANNOT get personal with your work friends or you get fucked.
this is what I feel like everywhere no matter who I'm around or what I'm doing. The only place I'm free is here.

>>108598425
My boss has been using a lot of "This is what Copilot said." when he asks for my opinion on something and I'm just like are you fucking kidding me? Are you trying to piss me off on purpose?

>>108598407
I see... are you good with SQL? Are you truly an excel guru?

>>108598437
>coworker sets up call a few weeks ago to ask me about things ive already investigated
>i look up some behaviors prior to call to remind myself how it works and that my understanding is correct
>call
>yeah, my understanding is xyz from claude, etc etc etc.
>I think the way that it works is abc [because i just fucking tested it]
>ok, well we don't have to argue about how it works....

isn't this why we are having the meeting now? why fucking bother if you aren't going to listen?

>>108598407
>spend 10 billion hours applying for jobs
>interview is every leetcode hard at once
>actually get into the job
>nobody knows anything and you are doing shit a cat could do
the amount of economic damage HR has inflicted on us is hard to quantify

>>108598425
>>108598437
I'm not a dev but I would leave immediately if I heard something like that from a coworker or my boss about something I'm confident on.
already fucking tired of the bullshit they want us to go through (RTO, firings, random changes) to endure any more humilliation.

>>108598414
damn that does sound fun

>>108598456
I was. But I don't remember shit from anything from my programming classes at all (incl SQL). All I fucking know now are just vlookups. My whole entire life is just vlookups and I'm so fucked since I don't have the drive nor motivation to learn anything new, I wouldn't even know where to start.
>>108598478
Yeah fuck me, this job has me doing basic ass shit or really instance specific shit that I can't find anything in the market that makes sense. If I got a normal job from the start, I would probably be much better off.

>>108598332
Well if your life is unrecoverable maybe you can find some nice young people and work to give them the life you wanted?

>>108598482
>mfw we'd just play smash every fridays as long as we had no emergency tickets
>I'd actually go to house parties and clubs with my fast food mates
>my coworker would ditch work halfway and I would leave an hour early(his work never impacted my work) and we'd all cover for each other.
Now I'm stuck with Pizza parties and awkward kahoot activities.....

>>108598332
desu im waiting for some test results to come back to confirm whether I'm a rape baby or not that will decide the rest of my life's trajectory

>>108598414
yeah straight white men becoming a tiny minority of the workforce has obliterated social cohesion

>>108598534
Please stop making this a race thing. It's so performative and corny.

t. prakjeet akshit

>>108598500
Well... I don't know why I'm helping, I guess I have pity on you, but uh... yeah.
You want to stick to your guns and firmly reiterate, whenever appopriate, "I'm not a developer, I cannot code".
DONT TRY TO GENERATE CODE w/ AI or otherwise.
Since you can't do SQL that eliminates one set of solutions.
You could probably fuck around with Microsoft Fabric but be warned that Fabric will produce something that looks convincing but Fabric is a fraud so it won't actually be reliable stuff.
I don't know much about Microsoft Power Automate, because I'm a dev, but i honestly think that Power Automate is your best bet.

If you've been with this company a longtime and feel secure in your job, try to fail gracefully by producing some kind of brittle prototype that can at least be used as a starting point for a dev.
If you are not secure in your job, start looking for another job.

>>108597707
it's illegal in the european country I come from

I hate to admit it but the money’s dried up and there just aren’t any jobs where I live. My searches turn up the same jobs that have been there for months. One of these places that lists a full page of these jobs the founders are under investigation for pump and dump fraud. Never got a CS degree, just went into the sciences and then picked it up as I went but now credentials seem to be a hard requirement and it’s like I’m watching all the doors shut. It’s a bit like being asked to leave the venue by security when you’ve been getting a bad vibe from you being in a place you’re not meant to be in. At least I never had kids.

>>108598621
just remember that the economic state of the third world is 50-90 percent of the male population being structurally unemployed so it's not going to get better!

>>108598626
The US is doing its utmost to drive all the world into that state

>>108598582
Yeah, it was early on my job here so I was happy to help in any way. I just meant to create proof of concepts to be like "hey this could work like this if we got an actual dev" but then they just pushed until I got some bastard of a solution out. A lot of PowerAutomate solutions require on third party shit which just gets stuck in bureaucracy limbo bimbo and I don't even know if it's the right solution for what we're trying to do.

I don't know if I am or aren't secure, I can't put enough brain power to think if I am but I knew this job was going to be retarded when I got randomly put into a project and when I asked who was going to be developing this my boss just shrugged and said, "idk I just want it done". Thank god the other team had an actual dev but that was the beginning of the whole "wtf" I've had in this company.

>>108598650
Any other workable solution will begin with importing the Excel data into an Azure SQL Database. Then nightly jobs in Azure Data Factory that pull the data from the source tables, run some calcs, and dump the results into destination tables. At that point either Power BI to pull the data from the destination tables and deliver reports or Excel plugin to pull the data from destination tables to deliver reports. You are going to have to work your ass off to not get replaced by a Data Scientist. It's going to be alot of SQL but at least you will be able to tinker and understand rather then getting fucked by some Python trash that you generated.

>>108598650
>>108598802
P.S. do not under any circumstances use "Logic Apps" they are absolute garbage.

>>108598802
That's the fucking hilarious part.
We don't have a fucking data warehouse. We work on a shit ton of excel sheets and it's been 2-3 years because we're getting cockblocked by bureaucracy bullshit into getting one. fuck legal fuck IT fuck these damn boomer companies

I just got promoted for using codex to accelerate my tickets and the cto wants to buy us a claude enterprise subscription...
I guess I feel happy

>accidently ddosed an internal site and now two others don’t work
Fuck windows update

>>108598905
yeah the actual vibecoding is only half the battle if you're lucky. usually more like 25 percent of the battle

>>108596872
look at the big picture idiot

are people making 6 figures by coding? are people still getting hired as software devs? are there still loads of offers? yes. that already proves pajeets are incompetent, because it would make no sense for there to be any jobs left, except a marginal amount such as govt jobs with clearance or something, if they weren't.

you can point to anecdotal data and say "look, the pajeets are taking all of our jobs", but the overall picture proves that they can't do that because they are too low IQ

>>108588986
I applied to a job on jobs.now. now a jeet wants to interview me

>>108598959
jeets taking 10 percent of the jobs mostly by fraud is more than enough to completely obliterate the job prospects of entry level americans
and the proportion they take is definitely higher than that when you account for offshoring

first day on my "helpdesk" job and its exactly as bad as I imagined
I miss my remote swe job so much!!!!

>>108599029
Why would you go from remote swe to helpdesk?

>>108599039
BECAUSE NO ONE IS FUCKING HIRING!!!!!!!!!!! IVE BEEN UNEMPLOYED FOR A YEAR!!!!

>>108599025
ok you're right tbf

my point was that its not something that will keep getting worse until we're all out of a job, because it goes wrong for those companies that do that. but of course they're taking some jobs which is awful.

>>108598871
It's nice when you're the only one using it, or if it's just a few experienced programmers. Once the whole company uses AI all hell breaks loose.

Started reading up on optical switching since work is slow
This stuff may actually be satanic black magic.

>>108599057
>my point was that its not something that will keep getting worse until we're all out of a job, because it goes wrong for those companies that do that.
if the companies get wrecked due to jeetery NOBODY is getting hired

>>108598959
My department was previously 30 or so guys in western europe, now it's 3 of us here and 150 jeets freewheeling it in jeetistan

>>108599085
they will always keep trying. let them try.

i've worked with the pajeets, they're unfathomably incompetent, they will give those managers their deserved punishment

>>108596432
Why do you think avg tenure at FAANG is 2 years? Why do you think they paid so much? Knowing how to make software was actually a superpower, for a little while. It wasn’t just a meme, it was true. The peasant class are supposed to be grunts. They aren’t supposed to be able to build and sell useful products/services by themselves, and hop in and out of 200k/yr jobs at will. It was too hard to keep people destitute as long as the ability to build software was so extremely valuable. So they need to automate it. It’s about cutting labor costs but more than that, it’s about putting the working plebs back in their place. It’s not a coincidence this all started on the heels of ‘The Great Resignation’ and workers demanding WFH. Corpos had to crack the whip and put the peasants back in line.

>>108599099
"the great resignation" was just work visas and immigration getting shut down for a year because of covid
imagine if an admin actually cracked down on work visas for the whole 4 years instead of perpetually expanding them

>>108599001
If you interview and bomb the hyper specific and difficult technical questions designed to screen out citizens, 100% chance the sponsor the H1B. If you decide to ignore the jeet, 100% chance they sponsor the H1B.

They are scamming the system from both the immigration and job market angles.

I'd just ignore the email if I were you

hey windows question here but why in god's ever loving fuck do they prevent you from uploading a file if you have it open if you have autosave on?
>b-but it might corrupt
windows can't have something that stops you from editing while uploading???? why stop the UPLOAD???

WHY IS OUTLOOK SEARCH SO FUCKING BAD

>>108598959
>are people still getting hired as software devs
comp sci grads have unemployment rates worse than liberal arts degrees currently
>are there still loads of offers?
lol
>that already proves pajeets are incompetent, because it would make no sense for there to be any jobs left
a single domestic, non h1b occupied job exists. therefore, things are fine. wow, that sounds like big picture ideas right there.
>you can point to anecdotal data
survey data run by the united states government. can you find any hard data on exactly what percent of domestic software engineering jobs are occupied by immigrants or children of immigrants? and what number of jobs have been offshored to india alone? there exists stats from the national science foundation saying that 26% of STEM workers are foreign born. saying its only 10% is what you call in your community "chutzpah". if you are trying to narrative shape or astroturf you should pick even slightly realistic numbers.
these are multibillion dollar companies with money printing products. since when is competence the deciding factor of performance in companies like that?

>>108599099
Well I can say from watching this video that I never want to touch FAANG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40-ENZmqcz0

How do you handle a disgruntled employee?

>>108599084
exactly. whether the companies get wrecked by jeets or vibe coders or devs that only work 30 minutes a day... and now in the year 2026 it is all three, then NOBODY is getting hired.

>>108599200
>devs that only work 30 minutes a day
Hey, nothing wrong with that

>>108599214
no. wrong. that leads to mass layoffs and replacement by jeets. we have to produce.

>>108599200
>devs that only work 30 minutes a day
what the fuck, i am like that, i dont wreck anything

unlike people with multiple remote jobs, who are real scammers, i am available all day to work more if i see the need to, which happens sometimes and i have no problem with that, or to respond to anything or join any call

>>108599225
>>108599200
If you're smart enough to all of your assigned work in 30 minutes, what's stopping you from creating your own company and hiring only americans?

>>108599214
>>108599225
>>108599234
>>108599236
devs who work 30 minutes a day is a management issue not a dev issue
I don't think I need to elaborate on how awful tech management is

>>108599225
we dont have to do anything special to not be replaced by jeets, jeets break things and create problems from hiring them, they actually do negative work

when companies hire jeets its hopeful management idiots who will pay for it later

>>108599178
i did not say that, of course its bad that anything is outsourced to pajeets, what im saying is, its still a viable career path, and they cant really get anywhere with this because pajeets are so low IQ, they end up undoing the offshoring and requiring more work anyway

>>108596432
I don't entirely disagree with most of this post but you don't have to be an ugly nerd to be a good software developer anon. Go to the gym.

>>108599236
most tech companies are either legacy monopolies or dont make money
so in either case a random upstart dev cannot compete no matter how smart he is purely based on market forces

>>108599242
im already working out, i used to be a really lanky nerd, now not so much because i gained 12lb of muscle so far

anyway my point is, that is how software devs are, at one startup i was, which was in very early stages and working out of an apartment basically, it was basically a whole office of hot sorority girl type girlbosses that some horny manager hired with the VC funding, and they were very well dressed and feeling important, and then a small crammed room with the software devs, and when the girlbosses had to come in to ask anything from us, they looked visibly disgusted. the software devs also spent all day commenting on their bodies. kek

this company later closed without ever getting past early stages because no one was interested in the product btw

it goes without saying that they would get rid of us if they could

>The gym helps your depression
I probably lift more than most people who say this but all I can say now I feel angrier and bitter while working out lol.

>>108599270
almost like nothing can really help your mental state when you are poor stressed out and likely perma single too, all by causes largely outside your control
the main difference is whether you get depressed or pissed about it

>>108599270
I exercise during the middle of the day and I feel good until the evening but evenings just suck idk
I live off of exercise and music right now

>>108599270
Sometimes it helps but I'm like you where eventually after a while, you just want to destroy shit. Everything pisses you the fuck off, and people can't just fucking leave you alone. I recently got back into running and working out after a surgery cucked me for about 3 months but getting mocked by zoomies for being a fat fuck makes me want to strangle these broccolis. Not working out just leaves me dead inside but at least I'm not an angry fuck. It sucks dude I'm either fucking depressed or want to limp bizkit.

>>108599270
>angrier and bitter
So not depressed
depression is apathy

>>108599363
I guess, it's not really any better though. Feeling like strangling those fucking bench hoggers doing retarded shit and not even benching never feels good though.

>>108599378
What's your bench?

>>108599234
if you only do what you are asked to do or do not proactively manage your workload so that you have a steady 25-35 hours of work per week then you are creating the conditions that causes mass layoff and replacement by jeets.

>>108599240
Unless you are telling your boss that you have additional capacity os that you work a steady 25-35 hours per week then you are creating the conidtions that causes good managers that leave you alone get replaced by micromanagers.

>>108599241
>we don't have to do anything special
you don't but you do have to actually work, you have to put in 25-35 hours of quality work each week or you are inviting disaster.

I don't agree with this >>108593233 anon but I understand why he says it. The industry has been wrecked by jeets, vibe coders, and the 30-min-dev. You don't have to love it but at least exercise some self-discipline to have a good work eithic.

>>108599245
You seriously can't think of any application of technology you could program and offer to people for money? What about a smart computer chair that like takes your vitals and weight and pushes you off when you need to stand for 10 minutes to not have am embolism? If it cost you 100 dollar to make the chairs and you sold them for 200 you would only have to sell 10,000 to make 1 million dollars anon. You could withdrawal 100k a year on 4 million.

>>108599383
At my peak (last year) I got to around 285. Now I'm fucking down to 205 and I'm seething over it. YOU BREAK ONE FUCKING LEG and suddenly it's over.

It isn't fair bros, I can do so fucking much, I am so capable, yet I always fail the screening.

>>108599241
are you employed currently? this reads so much like an optimistic student. look man, just have a plan B for what youre going to do if you are unable to get a job in tech. and you need to make yourself an excellent standout. people saying the market is extremely bad isnt an exaggeration at all. you need to interview exceptionally well and have very good skills. best of luck anon.

>>108599386
>Unless you are telling your boss that you have additional capacity os that you work a steady 25-35 hours per week then you are creating the conidtions that causes good managers that leave you alone get replaced by micromanagers.
not incentivizing devs who are under capacity to tell on themselves is also a hallmark of bad management
there's a reason no dev does it. micromanaging them doesnt actually produce any more value and may indeed be a negative value proposition.

Would you apply to work for the glowies if it means not having to work with jeets?

>>108599389
How can I tell you've never worked in industry

>>108599423
the screening is designed to fail you unless you memorized all the leetcode hards

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Do guys like him exist in real life?

>>108599457
What does that mean?

>>108599457
yes

>>108599457
>if
what do you mean if?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkMBUeop7vo

>>108599392
Nice
3 plates soon

>>108599457
Trump appointed a jeet as head glowie

Has anybody tried looking at other job categories on job websites? I wondered if there were any epic skills that companies were desperate to hire, that I could learn instead of vegetating into a masturbating pumpkin like I do currently. Nobody wants a Linux systems administrator, so I got curious if they wanted anyone else. In the area of England where I live, if you leave "job title" blank and filter by the highest wages, the top two jobs are Deliveroo drivers. It might be time for terrorism.

>>108599445
no i've been employed for years, and anytime i've worked with pajeets they were comically bad

also when they can't do something right, their go to strategy is to just gaslight and blame anyone who isn't a pajeet

>>108599536
And what should they do instead? Admit guilt so you can us like you have been dreaming of?

>>108599270
iirc the most demonstrated mental health benefits is from moderate cardio a few times a week. lifting might not be as effective.
it takes a really long time to feel any mental benefit from the gym too in my experience. its hard to say if its overstated or not because its hard to compare your mood 6 months apart and whether it fluctuated or going to the gym caused it.

>>108599545
excuse me, i've been nothing but nice to pajeets at work, and in return, most of them have gaslighted, disrespected, sabotaged, and criticized me behind my back

regarding "dreaming of", it is natural to want a good life for oneself. if AI could do everything we do without us, it would undeniably benefit users of apps, as they would have more variety and more features, and yet i really hope that doesn't happen and they need us

similarly, i of course don't want there to be a cheaper alternative to me, that's all

>>108599506
no 3pl8s NOT soon. god fucking damn it 205 feels like fucking bricks. It's even worse since I GOT FATTER the fuck man, I should be able to lift heavier.

>>108599579
Muscle memory is a real thing, you'll get back to 285+ real fast compared to first time

ahhh the new vs code color scheme is ugly the old one was nice change it back! change it back!!!

>>108596569
>>108599029
what kind of qualifications did you guys have for this? everyone near me wants insane requirements even for entry level help desk. do you have any relevant job experience or certs?

>>108599607
You'd think but it's been months already and I'm hard stuck.

>>108599617
Claude said that's the best color scheme I've ever created. You are the one who rejects everything new.

t. actual VS Code color scheme dev

How do you handle being disgruntled?

>>108599722
stop changing things for no reason poopdeesh

>>108599722
sticking to primary/secondary colors is cute and all but go back to the smooth cool tones pls

>>108599735
I cope and seethe silently

>>108599735
take a three-week vacation. when you come back tell your boss that you realize youv'e pushed yourself too hard and that you can't keep working all this overtime or you are going to lose your shit. then cut your hours back to something sustainable.

>>108599735
I do an extra gruntle per day

anyone else think the warehouse guy was a peak retard? i guess it's the whole immigrate the third world become the third world but holy dumbass
>not even hired by the actual company but he's working in a 3PL
>fucked over his fellow employees since now they're out of a job
>insurance is just going to pay for everything
nice job retard.

>>108599625
I had a multi year helpdesk internship in high school where I helped out the schools technician. Then I worked in customer support for a tech company, and then I got promoted to junior SWE shit.
This new job is terrible. Its so fucking bad. The company has their IT helpdesk + compliance departments rolled up in one so in reality im pushing around papers while the lead technician handles all of the tech stuff.
And the pay is shit, and I have to drive so fucking much.

>>108599722
Why did you make it halloween theme in april?

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I just remember seeing people post their resumes here and complaining they can't find a job.

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>>108599848

>>108599848
oh yeah i forgot you're only allowed to be employed if you have a degree from MIT and a 3 internships at google

>>108599848
Should add github and portfolio link with personal projects

someone bake please

Im in bed chatting up a bpd sanrio zoomer girl tho

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>2 hour commute
>8 hour shift
>if I sleep 8 hours, that means I have 6 hours to myself every day
>subtract an hour to take a shower, shit, and eat
>subtract another hour every other day to go the gym
>I have 4.5 hours to myself each day, and then weekends