last two weeks have been a blur, no idea what happened

>>108617808
This but the past 2 months

>>108617779
the green worm looking dish doesn't seem to be as popular as the one next to it that looks like throw up

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>>108617779
bro thats some sad looking food. its the type of shit you get at the strip club buffet.

>>108617824
Don't call it that saar.....

>>108617824
>green worm looking dish
this is why ass cancer for people under 40 is skyrocketing.

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>day 4 on the new job (helldesk + compliance)
>marketing director lady finds out through HR that I have experience in software dev and im good with computers
>she asks me to figure out how to make a tool or something that analyzes her excel file and makes a powerpoint from the data

>>108617779
Is this image supposed to make me sympathize with or humanize this faggot

>>108617779
Why do they all hate asparagus

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Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI

>>108617779
the old thread got flushed soon after I posted this
>the culture that came from that bastard Jack >Welch caused alot of the decline in tech/engineering
>https://www.amazon.com/Man-Who-Broke-Capitalism-America/dp/1982176423

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>>108617779
lions eat better than these grifters

>>108617824
Lmao those are string beans

>>108617971
you can tell white people made those string beans because they lack seasoning and flavor

did last thread really go to 11
we're dead as fuck...

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can you keep your mental darkness level zeroed?

>>108617862
so? how are you going to respond to that instead of posting it here and making it linger in your thoughts?

Need to kill myself. Customer service isn't even hiring.

>>108617779
They're even eating slop.

>>108618037
Fucking luddite. Bet you can't even cook.

>>108618030
what can you do? offer your services for free. you can actually make stuff right? if you cant get pass HR at least you know how to convince the average joe to trust your skills right?

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>>108617779
Is it viable to get a education in something related to Cloud or Cyber Sec? either uni or lower forms of education
or should I just get a smaller education accouting or start selling insurance
or should I go and become a social worker or fucking hr or something
I'm lost I'm cooked

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>>108617779
I got this email after applying for a network tech position.

Should I even bother? I'm just so jaded after a year of job searching that I dont even think its worth my time.

>>108618003
Site was shitting itself and a lot of people had trouble posting.

Thread just didnt have anyone to keep it bumped so it died off.

>>108618023
I am asking for help!!!!!

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e=mc2+ai-linux

I converted the whole database from datetime to datetimeoffset. It took hours and solved nothing and kinda causes additional problems. O well. Thank fuck for test environments. Hope you fags had a more productive day than me.

>>108617779
Did he cook all that or the Molotov?

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>>108617779
wheres the fruit salad tray?

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>>108618220

>>108617822
This but the past 2 years

>>108618054
I don't have to, your mom does all the cooking.

>>108618135
Why don't you have any dates in your CV?

>>108618331
To be honest, I was told not to include dates on my resume by a career counsilor since its not really a requirement.

Also, I already input all that information into the web application that they make you do, so it seems kind of redundant.

graduated from getting ghosted by every employer to bombing interviews

>>108618345
that is the dumbest shit I've heard in a longtime. Only leave stuff off that is embarassing, that you wish to hide, and home doesn't come up. like a low GPA. or if you graduated college in like 1980 and are old as dirt.

>>108618424
Ok, boomer

>>108618084
go work for an msp and get some certs

>>108618442
guy gives you good advise and you call him boomer. You'll never get a job.

>>108618350
please stop doing that anon, that's terrorism, and bad for PR

>>108618482
settle down snowflake

>properly made thread gets slid off the catalog by a huge wave of low effort spam threads
>lazy and shitty thread gets made and near-instantly gets hit with the linkedin screencap spam
>>108618345
More like a career saboteur. You should have asked that dildo if that's actually ever worked.

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>>108618490

>>108618470
so you are essentially saying go first line support wagie and level up to something better?
I got a brief education in basic support help desk shit but I never did an internship during that shit and I never even applied for jobs after finishing it because I had not finished my basic education in other things that I wanted to go finish before I could actually apply for higher education
now I am almost done with basic shit
but I don't even know if I could get hired with that before, I lacked a hs education lmao and was basically not even hired at a dead end wagie help desk

>>108618526
imma be honest most msp couldnt give a flying fuck about education to an extent. they care about bums in seats and a bum that can fix things. if you go into an interview and can talk the gab and show you know your shit youll have a good chance. Being on here suggest you at least have a passing knowledge of tech. i was hiring apprentices not long ago and anyone with an education above high school i threw out. Don't get me wrong though msp work is stressful and shit. but if you show you're good and willing to learn most msp will buy you microsoft certs. since it helps them get solution partner designation matter of fact if you have az-900 youll already be ahead of everyone

>>108618526
>>108618626
i went on a tangent but yes helpdesk to sec people is a real pipeline if you can work your way around the msp world. Aim for a small msp.

My path went from 1st > 2nd > Sys Engineer > Lead sec > IT ops manager in about 5 years

>>108618331
>>108618345
how precise do you make the dates of employment in your CV? I thought I'd just put the years, e.g. 2020-2025 (partly because it works in my favor if I the employment started November 2020 and ended April 2025 or whatever)

>>108618822
As vague as possible and the more they care the worse of an employer they are.

finished my taxes.
made 6 figures in 2025
shit... I did that before 30
how to celebrate... hmm

>>108618165
Shes trying to make her job easier by putting a task thats way out of your pay

>>108618935
get drunk

>>108618935
get pissed off that youd be making more but most of it is going to Israel.

>>108618941
I have health issues and cant (alcohol makes me depressed and sick)

maybe edibles, but I am afraid of going insane (I already am)

>>108618955
>alcohol makes me depressed
that's the point lol

>>108618955
avoid edibles if you are already kind of retarded. Shit will probably give you Schizophrenia

>>108618175
> since 2011
lol

>>108618175
this is just the beginning ......

>>108618935
>6 figures
>in 2025
congratulations! welcome to the bottom income class
your peers include entry level tradesman and dedicated fast food restaurant managers

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>have 3+ years of IT experience
>have compTIA trio and CEH
>have a TS/SCI clearance
>can't get a FUCKING cybersecurity job
>recruiter leaves me a voicemail saying he saw my resume and thinks i'd be a good fit for an asset management position
>mfw i have to suffer such indignation

>>108619101
Whats wrong with Asset Management? Cybersec is kind of a meme any way at this point.

>>108619065
for real, but also i know a waitress at Olive Garden who drives a Tesla

>>108619107
>Whats wrong with Asset Management?
if you have technical IT skills why would you throw it all away and become an inventory monkey?
cybersec became a meme because they shilled it to normalgroids who have no technical ability or even passion for the field so now every idiot has a cybersecurity degree with no knowledge behind it.

I can't imagine being some 70 year old motherfucker still working in an office
Once I hit 40 I'm on that early retirement

>>108619065
You are out of touch with the median salary

>>108619212
Cybersec became a meme because of Managerialism and bueracratic creep like literally every other tech job.

Also, there is this air of "mysticism" surrounding Cybersec to the point where it almost seems cultish, where people act like leaving a USB plugged into an unsupervised computer is the end of the world that requires the submission of pages worth of fucking paperwork to resolve.

>>108619238
also, its probably the area of tech that is filled with the most dudebros and baby boomers- the kinds of people who don't really know anything about tech, but were popular in their frats and were kind of smart but were total assholes.

I see now that my post (previous OP) caused some controversy
lol

>>108619263
What was it

>>108619267
karl marx and him calling out the bull shit casually which caused endless seethe (as per usual)

>>108617971
looks way too big to be beans. i think it's asparagus

Winding down towards the end of my corporate career, maybe 5 years left. What should i make sure i do before i retire to part time consulting?

>>108619325
Not get fired

have you ever gotten to do anything cool for your job? friend of mine does IT stuff in south texas and they're taking him out on helicopters to triage shit on oil rigs. more interesting than sitting in an office i figure.

>>108619122
but can she actually afford it or is she being raped by debt?

>>108619368
Sounds like an ass ache

>>108619376
>>108619378

>>108619310
>him calling out the bull shit casually
I only baked, someone else did that

>which caused endless seethe (as per usual)
yup. to the point of having the image and a bunch of post deleted by the jannies. kek

>>108619359
Should be fine. Due to me and the CTO being the only non retards in corporate, we’re practically running 3 departments that aren’t even tech.

>>108617862
>marketing director lady
>lady
It is already over, just quit and a find a job that is not hellscape with things like “lady” in the workplace, does she think being a software dev makes so you can invent shit out of thin air?

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What do you guys think of going the actuary route? I imagine it's about to become competitive as financial DAs start searching around but it seems a little more tame than any data or CS-related areas.

>>108618184
some asshole on this board called me a boomer, even though I'm not a boomer, so I'm not going to bother to give you the answer until you can keep your little snotnosed zoomer shit-diddler buddies inline on respecting us elders.
pathetic.

>>108619432
finally move out of your mom's basement.

>>108619418
>ignorance is strength

>>108618822
>Dates of employment
Not good enough, I want to see dates and time as well in iso standard precision. I want the timezone as well. And don't call yourself by your name, supply a guid so I can uniquely identify you. I get 100 anons across my desk every week.

>Hello my name is 8e847173-18a5-4952-ad01-02e4b4031be6
>I worked at CosyDonut from 2026-04-17T09:05:11Z until 2026-04-17T11:27:11Z
>I was made redundant for being fat and eating stock

Any candidates who's CV doesn't meet those requirements are immediately discarded at my company.

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>booked vacation specifically to attend a furry meet, solely wanting to go to get laid
>everyone there is a smart lil cookie with lots of tech projects on the go
>unironically has been better as a business conference than as a sex dungeon
Always remember to let your tail out.

no one who talks like that is smart

>>108619961
b'y,

why am i still unemployed bros?

>>108619920
Is there a recruiter AI model in the works? They should be easily replaceable with AI.

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>>108619993
abuse and luck

>>108619122
that's just debtmaxxing though

>>108619920
>who's

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>>108619920
> supply a Globally Unique Identity so I can uniquely identify you.
troll post but can confirm

>christmas luncheon holiday party thing
>got drunk, gossip session starts, joke plaintively offhand wondering how i got hired
>"Then this guy comes in, wearing a hawaiian shirt, talking shit, oozing personality..."

>>108619808
based grudge holder

>>108618494
>>properly made thread gets slid off the catalog by a huge wave of low effort spam threads
>>lazy and shitty thread gets made and near-instantly gets hit with the linkedin screencap spam
that's because the unemployed retards are back.

>>108619101
get a couple of CVE IDs at your name, shill them on LinkedIn, reddit and whatever else you can find, make a metasploit module, and watch the offers land in your inbox.

>>108619238
>>108619259
you have no clue of what that anon is talking about

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>>108620302
lil bro thinks life isnt stupid

>>108617779
i wish i could have some of that food. all ive eaten is eggs and doritos for the past 2 weeks straight

>>108617824
>>108617971
>>108619311
It's AI generated retards. All the food looks wrong and uncanny. Almost like the "prompt engineer" told it to make the food slightly weird so that we'd all engage in a discussion about it. That's engagement, which means they won and we lost.

>>108620365
god i wish i had a burger rn.

>>108620302
This. Literally just find a major vulnerability in Red Hat. It's so easy.

>>108620426
>do X
>waa you have to do some big X, otherwise everything will be worthless
/g/ - Technology

no wonder you goys are unemployed lmao

>>108620365
Yeah, like Altman would eat with the (comparatively) poors and not have his own michelin star chef cooking whatever he wants

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im employed

>>108620302
ok?

>>108617779
I quit my job and now I'm 4 months jobless. I don't want to do CS anymore its gay and full of smelly people. What can I do? (C++)

I was sleeping well for months but the last 2 nights were rough. I already feel bad and then I remember that this used to be normal for me for a long time, and how much worse I will feel if this continues.

>>108620446
>waa you have to do some big X,
to get my job just to turn a server on or off (depending on shift) i had to posture that i have an intimate understanding of how subsurface warfare works and an only slightly less intimate understanding of how a particular model of twin-jet-engine heavy lift helicopter *might* work

we're not even contracted by the element i worked for and my only experience with this type of system was with their direct competitor, who even in the happy family of defence contractors, is the one that isn't involved in this particular craft, and even among the people and concerns of naval experience, I was on the wrong class of ship for my entire meaningful career

everybody lies

>>108617862
>point to contract

>>108617862
Why she isn't using AI?

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>big project
>general specs and design agreed upon in design meeting
>feel enthusiastic, work ahead and do most of the boilerplate
>tell colleague there's like 10% left to do, ask him to please do x, y and z in the data side of things
>would have made this easier
>he doesn't
>tinkers around with code and unnecessary changes
>puts us behind
>now some dildos that are somehow over things propose fundamental changes to the design
>one of these dildos talks like a carny or used car salesman half the time, constantly talks around the point
>no one can stick to the agreed to design
>I'm being asked what the completion time will be as if I have some control or ownership of this
I went to school and put myself in forever debt to do this for the rest of my life.

>>108620636
have him killed

>>108620478
Learn unreal

>another 8 hours of middle managers using my office as a hangout spot to talk to each other about what type of toilet paper they use at home.
I didn't sign up for this shit

>>108620656
Eat 20 microwave el moterey bean and cheese burritos and let unholy ass rip

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should i ask to sit in on a flight/mission sim event to learn more about what the fuck the students are doing so i can better know how the hardware and software are supposed to work and what the fuck it means when they tell me something has gone wrong

>i have to get a job
>i have to try make money on my own somehow
>eughghh fuck tech i'll just be a game artist or something
>cant i just make video essays for youtube
>eughhh i'll just sleep this whole week away

i bounce between this 5 moods since april 2025. applying to 405 jobs, getting 20 tests, and only 6 interviews doesnt mean shit because i genuinely lack the basic skills to convince people i am employable and they should pay me.

>>108619920
I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREE MAN!

>>108618054
Can AI cook for you, chud?

>>108618935
Is that a haiku?

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>>108620940
Soon

>>108620724
You should learn english first. That's the most pressing issue.

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>>108617779
Why are you here, in /twg/, worker of the 21st decline?

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>unemployed for a year
>get a j*b outside of tech to make ends meet
>its terrible and the pay is shit
>have zero time to practice / learn / apply to more jobs
>can't even do interviews anymore because im working all day
>have maybe 4-5 hours max to myself each day (and im tired as shit because I just finished working + driving for 10 hours)
im struggling on leetcode mediums again

>>108621033
>>get a j*b outside of tech to make ends meet
How

>>108621033
Not safe for work image
Please respect the board rules

>unjustly banned from Hinge
>bumble and tinder are shit now
>I'm a tech worker so naturally all of my dates come from the apps
My dating life has been murdered

>>108621183
marge...

Thinkan about switching jobs.
it's actually a lower rank, but with higher pay. Plus there I can grow to other positions quite easily there, I've heard.

But i have this nagging feeling of not being finished where I'm currently at
Plus, it feels like I'm abandoning my colleagues

What do?

>>108618822
I put month and year. If there are any gaps I just extend previous employment so it looks like there were no gaps.

>>108621179
That furfaggot spamming and avatarfagging with his furry porn ITT isn't any better you know

>>108618935
>6 figures
Funko Pops?

>>108619808
OK boomer.

>>108619808
>boomer crash out
you hate to see it