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>>108693699
>ChatGPT can't build
Only if we can't figure out how to combine generative AI with molecular machines, virtually piecing something together from base molecules:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/01/130110142121.htm

repost Hey, need some help here. What should I do when I'm constantly like
>Hmm, I should start on this task or mention this to my boss
>Yeah but then it'll be your responsibility and it always ends up fucking bigger than it actually is
>end up staying silent, don't do anything at work
I can't seem to push for any motivation at all, even urgent asks just feel to me like I really don't want to deal with this anymore....
I'd take a sick day but I'm covering part of two people's workload (it isn't too bad but one can have a lot of hectic people screaming while the other one is there's problems all the freaking time which I could probably fix the "root cause" but then it'll be a whole bunch of responsibility and extra work and then it's like do I really want to stick my nose in this?)

>>108708410
https://youtu.be/v7F2ohuDGNw

Would you describe a cleaned, denormalised analytical database, containing a standardised set of data from multiple group companies, as a data warehouse?

We did, and have it on my CV as such, but when I attend data engineering interviews they assume I did the facts and dimension tables as well, but those were contracted out to a BI consultant that setup our BI system

>>108708410
wow, thanks OP! finally one of you NEETs had the motivation to start a new thread...

here, have a reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T__1QViXUxk

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>Redditard gets surprised he gets interest from recruiters after the crackdown on H1B scams

>>108708694
except theres been no crackdown and theres still been 250k h1b registrations this year (despite the 100k fee) and the trump admin is already in the process of maxing out the approval cap this year (like every single other year for the last decade)

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After this quarter I will finally be free from the on-call rotation from three fucking teams ago. Thank fucking god.

>>108708694
>the recruiters are all jeets
i am so tired bros

i hate my life so much it's unreal

https://x.com/CyberRobooo/status/2049118436870259192

Humanoid bots sorting packages now.

>>108709336
>Make something shittier, more expensive, and less efficient than the robots we've already had for 30 years

what's the best job for a comp sci graduate that can't get an actual job in tech to do that won't make you look like a retard if you try to get an actual job later?

>>108709349
These are human sorting platforms done by cheap chinese labor before. Now its replaced by cheap humanoid robots.

>Someone tanked the company surveys and now everyone's looking at my ass since I'm visibly annoyed and burnt out
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you assholes you're scapegoating me FUCK. I don't give two shits about this man I always rate the company surveys as 5 stars since idgaf FUCKKK

>>108709359
Self employment.

Spool up agents and create programs/apps/services that you serves you and others and have them pay for it.

>>108709406
i already kinda do this the problem is i can't get anyone to care enough to use it much less pay for it

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>>108708410
What visiting this thread as a graduating CS major with a strong job offer feels like

>t. former unemployedcel who's created numerous /utwg/ threads in the past

>>108709425
If others arent buying either they dont know or your product is shit.

Chances are others dont know. So give free copies to people and have them spread the good word. Create youtube video tutorials of your program/service that you use that which provides a unique and usable service.

If you're done with the program, then let AI spool up other projects. Do this continuously. And give our free samples. Mix free with paid services. Trials. Demos.

Since the agent is doing most of the work, you should work at mcdonalds in the meantime

fuck this job
if i dont get a promotion next week im giving my 2 weeks notice. i cant do this anymore

Should I learn PL/1?

Can't believe companies still post
>modern open plan office
as a perk

Fuck off, I don't want to hear the sales team howling like hyenas when they make a sale
And I especially don't want the HR women staring at me like that dude on the balcony in Schindler's List