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New grad, first time looking for full time job. Recently accepted an offer, but later another job came up with way better career opportunities. I'm thinking about reneging the offer that I already accepted. However it feels so wrong, and the people I've talked to have been really nice to me. I cannot risk having no job, so I accepted the first offer fully prepared to renege it. Please just tell me it is alright to do this.
i hate my job and the markets dead haha
I know it's a good thing that my manager is telling me the truth but it's burning me out even more that he's just like "oh we this REALLY BIG project incoming and nobody knows what the fuck they're doing, neither do I but the stakeholders are hoping it's a big success."
>>108759632Don't have loyalty to a job. Even if they act nice to you they will have no problem firing you in an instant. Your employer is not your friend, it's your job.
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>>108759632it's just business.
it's over
i NEED to kill myself
it's beginningI need to remain alive
>>108759666>>108759664why dont you both get together and enjoy life?
have you ever had a major "izzat loss" moment at work?
>>108759800>boss>employee>random black guy taking as much space as bothhuh?
>>108759800can someone give me some recs for someone similiar to the dude's boss????
>>108759818whats a rec
I have done the best I could. Guide. Teach. But the problems getting in the way are systemic. Large and wide. Leadership does not know, does not care or does not want to understand the roots problems. I cannot blame them. God knows everyone has a lot on their plates. Upstairs are drunk on the promises made by cognitive technology providers. Is not enough for them lead a new edge of the Fourth Industrial Revolution, they want to be the protagonist of the Fifth, and the Sixth one, and so on, and so on. War does not help either, but cannot be an easy excuse to bail out responsibility.Everything can happen these months. And insecurity is the enemy of profit.
>>108759823recommendationPORN
>leaf>background network technology>3yrs desk experience>m365 admin, A+, Net+>dry marketI'm willing to admit fault, but is there anything I can really do to make myself more employable in this field? Some other adjacent certs or courses I should look into?
>>108759627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfeKec9CmoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfeKec9CmoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfeKec9CmoE
>>108759894Real certifications instead of bullshit fluffCloud certs (AWS/GCP/Azure) Associate minimum, ideally professionalKubernetes (CKAD/CKA)OSCPGrab an online masters from a reputable school over the next 2 years
S L I C E slice me niceS L I C E slice me nice
>>108759657truthbomb
>>108759894Get a plumber cert, when the jeets finally discover toilets you'll have a lot of work
>>108759632Don't let fake politeness manipulate you.
>>108759661Based and EUpilled.
do senior clowns seriously use that ai chitlike gettafuckouttahere
>>108759741that's why I just bought a phone that won't let me visit this wretched websiteless of this constant negativity poisoning my mindenjoy my regular company here while it lasts anons
>>108760215Yes dumbo
Actually woke up feeling motivated for once and decided to tackle some of our broken business processes. After hours of work, I came up with a real solution. So I put together a 15-minute PowerPoint, scheduled a remote call with my manager and laid out exactly how we could scrap this dysfunctional process for the good of the company.His response? "Yeah, but hmmm... did you try following the process?"JESUS FUCK, DUDE. I spent hours dissecting this broken piece of shit precisely because I followed it, that's how I know it's broken. You think I built an entire slide deck on a whim? You think I'm trying to fix something I never bothered to use? The process is the problem, and the answer is "have you tried more process?"What a waste of timeI'm never doing this shit again
>>108759632You'll experience this a lot in life. A lot of people are polite until they're not. Some of the best examples are the people who work at apartments. They act really nice to you when you're looking for a place to stay, but then suddenly you're a huge bother once you sign the lease. It's a honey trap 95% of the time. As long as you didn't sign any real paperwork you're probably fine.
>>108760313Yeah, shit happens several times with me. It's even worse when I bring it up with management then they bloat it up to something enormous and then drop my whole plan because "oh it didn't meet my expanded requirements".
>>108760282aight lil bro lmaooo
What activities are you getting into? I'm completely "quitting" work and just going to train for a ironman. I don't even give a fuck if I get fired anymore, I'll care about that after my event lol.
>>108760410I honestly have no idea what to do with my life. I've made it a habit to create lists and work through them like they are some boring side quest. E.g. hit the gym, take your supplements, do your laundry, visit an art museum, plan a vacation in Norway, learn how to play the guitar, buy a book related to certification, ...If I didn't do any of that I'd just end up wasting my time working, playing video games, mindlessly browsing this site and the internet and masturbating to degenerate shit.
>>108760410why do millennials and gen x choose to have their midlife crisis over the most retarded shit everlet me guess, your next stop is going into the woods and "living off the land"
>>108760410Music producing and writing
>>108760461Why does it bother you? >>108760474Nice, what genre?>>108760444Yeah I feel you - I think if you get grifted and think going to the gym and all that stuff is going to "change your life" then you're probably doing it for the wrong reasons. Do it because you want to. Don't do it because you think it'll make you feel better because chances are it probably won't but sometimes it will.
>>108760410skateboarding. I can do baby versions of dropping in, rock to fakie, wall ride, ollie, and manual. The guys at the skate park are super chill. moreso than the fags you'll ever meet at work. I need a pair of kneepads fr because falling onto cement is cap>>108760461we see work for what it is, not the brainwashing perspectives of the hive mind. Go go go dorks are just that. Not managerial Gods. Nobody I know who owns a home is happy. They're retards chasing nothing>>108760444the gym is good, but your other stuff is hardly better than Vidya. At art museums, you don't really accomplish anything from what I know
>>108760489>Nice, what genre?For music: tranceFor writing: screenplays, no specific genre. I'm working on a low budget suspense/action script first.
>>108760489>"change your life"I don't do it to change my life or because someone told me to. I just do it because it's what normies consider a "good" life and I don't really have anything else I really want to do.>>108760492>At art museums, you don't really accomplish anything from what I knowThe theory is that you level up your culture stats and that makes you a more interesting person in superficial talks like when meeting new people or in a job interview.
>>108759627Tell me, is this slant from Wuhan?
>>108760509Got any tips to get started? Genuinely, I've been wanting to create my own fantasy novel but I'm so stuck on where to post it and ask for feedback while remaining annonymous.>>108760513Eh, that's what I mean though. Don't do it because people say it'll change your life, do it because fuck it you want to try it out. >>108760492Gnarly bro. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj_E5UImoyo This shit got me into skating before but my bitch ass got laughed by some girls as a teen and I regret stopping ever since.
>google has two layers of recruiters (external contractors and in house recruiters)>if your resume passes the contractors then the internal recruiters have to like you before you can get an interview scheduled
>>108759632I renegged a job offer two years ago and they told me please apply again if you change your mind and a recruiter has reached out since
>>108760523>Got any tips to get started?Nope, I'm just winging it
>>108759894Go apply for a job at Linus Tech Tips. He would appreciate another IT monkey with actual qualifications to parade around the office and on youtube "WE FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE QUALIFIED TO FIX OUR PROBLEMS".
Is there anything more demoralising then working in a company where everyone knows they are about to get axed? 2 rounds of layoffs and another one is looming and clearly will happen soon. Everyone already says stuff like just wait to get severance instead of quitting on your own instead of oh we might not get impacted and we have nothing to worry about etc.. I'm about to throw up just thinking about my last couple of interactions and the general mood in the office
Turns out I was drinking way too much water resulting in me always having to pee and waking up in the middle of the night with a bladder close to bursting. 80 fl oz max from now on and no more soda with caffeine why does all this shit have caffeine in it?.
>>108760702>why does all this shit have caffeine in it?.So that you can be a good goy and work even longer.t. addicted to coke zero
>>108760702caffeine is addictive. Who doesn't want to keep feeling energized
Water only for me, I get it from the filtered fountains at work so it doesn't have that chemical taste
>>108760410Within the last year I started to play go, joined an armwrestling club, and am learning to fly fpv drones.
did you guys do you 10 daily swipes on hinge yet?
>>108760751Why can't China release waifu bots already? I am tired of people.
>>108760738I am tempted in investing into a whole house filter and even then i would still fill up my brita water filter with it since it tastes better through the filter.
I love that kind of lab.I want to live in a PEMB adapted for a laboratory where I render giant proteins.You just code the protein and send it to the giant protein printer.
>>108760751No I'm married and not gay
personally I am just drinking on the job, i need to get be fast and just wrap up shit, be done and get to study some certs or some shit, have been playig with AI but have not taking it seriously, i planned to to start on october last year, its already may holy fuck.
>>108760313I helped my boss change our process to something far more agile, only to have the boss assign the new management to some clueless retard from some other area who didn't want to take any responsibility, and therefore the whole thing became useless and even worse than before. all of that because the company doesn't want to hire a single project manager.
>>108760955that sounds horrible does being drunk at least get you laid? I've only had sex once since October.
HOLY FUCK YOU THOUGHT WORKING WITH JEETS WERE BAD TRY WORKING WITH JEET WOMEN I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE
>>108761018you need to learn how to have fun with them. act 95 IQ and smiley. they'll love you
>>108761018I prefer them because they're more subservient and less treacherous
>>108761056>>108761036they literally can't understand simple instructions. iq of a 5 year old or lower
>>108761060are you humble bragging that your male jeets can?
anyone else here think the tech industry has become mature? for the last few months, i've had this persistent feeling that the entire industry has shifted into maintenance mode, with the exception of a few ai hyperscaler companies. i honestly can't recall doing anything useful or new at my jobs over the last few years. most of the tasks are just keeping legacy systems running and migrating from one internal tool to another. almost 0 new features, 0 new projects, 0 interesting or fresh work.with the exception of ai, it feels like everything is dead. i remember 2000s and 2010s - there was the mobile boom, the internet boom, the number of users was growing worldwide, the arrival of the cloud... now it’s like everything has died off and only ai is left. even ar/vr and crypto are dead....
>>108761060Have you whipped out your penis yet?
>>108761018Working with Jeets has had one silver lining, and that's to realise that my opinion of working in tech has gone from "all the joy is gone but I can abide" to "I hate this and will leave." Planning on leaving cybersecurity for a plumbing apprenticeship because I would literally rather deal with white people's shit than Pajeets.
>>108761101That's basically what happened to the legal industry in the 90's they made a bunch of shows/movies to drown out the employment market so the prices of lawyers would stagnate if not already dropping in price compared to inflation. The reason for the build up and huge need for it was the fact that we shifted from manufacturing to financial services and became a nation with a huge need to maintain its reserve currency status. IT/Tech as a whole followed the same situation since it was essentially sold to the employer as a means to get more work out of fewer employees, we know this to be true, but after a certain point it stagnates.
>>108761060Give them foot rubs.
>>108761126Well atleast plumbers make in orders of magnitudes more money than any other trade job out there. Electricians just barely beat out Diesel mechanics since its easier to start a business with the former than the latter. I would recommend getting into test equipment on aircraft by doing a Avionics job for the airport. Your IT/Tech skills will carry over to some extent but the pay is really good since you already have a degree. They also will generally pay for your tools(to a point) and education if required by the contract. It would also give you flexibility to move to a government contract since they can trust you to work on a plane then its not a larger step to work for the government.
>>108761155Wait americans have to buy their own tools??
>>108761166If you're a private contractor you of course have to purchase your own equipment. It's a tax writeoff.
>>108761166>>108761169Yeah, US tradies are expected to buy their own tools. It's why Snap-On trucks circle mechanics like vultures, waiting to sucker them into a payment plan
I started using Claude a few days ago and I have to say that as an average code monkey, it's absolutely over for me. I can be so easily replaced it makes me want to cry :/What should I do bros, I am stressed out
>>108761166I'm almost certain Aussies also have to buy tools but if they are provided in Australia they might as well be mattel plastic play toys aka as cheap as possible since they live off of monopoly money. For the Aerospace industry they do provide the more expensive tools but the basic hand tools are bought by the employee. Its not that bad if you are smart with your money and only buy the high end stuff for shit that breaks frequently but if you go hardcore on a brand like Snap-On/MAC/Matco ect then your just wasting money for a brand name.
>>108761205Relax, keep collecting a paycheck, try to branch into an aspect of software engineering that isn't as easily replaced even if that means something customer-facing like pre-sales engineer
>>108761205No one cares how the software is made as long as it's good software. Who do you think is going to make better software? People who actually enjoy programming or people who just want a magic box to make software for them?
>>108761230What about the people who like programming and also want to have sex with the magic box that makes programs?
I work in IT at the hospital. If you want to do a trade job please wear your PPE, eye/ear/head/pants/steel toe boots. and most importantly fitting clothes since baggy clothes are just asking to get pulled into a spinning tool like a lathe. I have seen way to many people with broken feet come in since they wear slides and jordans on the work site its unreal.
>>108761228>>108761230You guys are right, I'll calm my neurotic ass down. Thank you <3>>108761237Good question
>>108761230LOL that's cute anon*offshores 15000 white jobs to jeets*
>>108761251I would say it's hard to solo in life but alot of women just sit at home and wait for you to come home to spend more of your money. Lmao
>>108761205pivot to trades now and pivot fast. i was replaced by ai 5 months ago, still unemployed.
>>108759661stay poor
>>108759661You are impregnated by islamic indians.
>>108761337are you part of the half of american posters that have a job, or the half that has been unemployed for 6+ months?
>>108761205I feel the opposite. It's a super useful tool that lets me get shit done way faster than I used to be able to and figure out new stuff on my own without having to bother an engineer on a particular project or hunt down some gay ass discord or irc channel or something and hope someone responds. You still have to know what you're doing for anything complex that involves things like memory management, concurrency, or network security stuff. Vibeslopping shit like that out with no real understanding is a recipe for disaster very quickly. Also very useful as a debugging partner. It's like pair programming.
>>108761379>memory management, concurrency, or network security stuffthe NSA is making this illegal to work on so it doesn't matter.
>be hiring for senior SWE position (REMOTE) at a fortune-listed company>specifically put "Do you have Reliable Transportation?" in the Indeed ad >they answer yes>hr doesn't check>nigger after faggot after nigger after faggot show up on a fucking electric scooter What part of that question is so hard to understand? Stop fucking applying if you can't even show up on time reliably.
>>108761237>and also want to have sex with the magic box that makes programs?Paraphore is not even supported by modern systems
>>108761382Good luck with that lmao. They'll have to have a kinetic war with other agencies like the FAA.
>>108761399Those will all be spun off to Israel
>>108761419Israel won't exist in 10 years God willing
>remote>hating on transportation that isn't a carhuh fuck cars btw
tips on getting remote roles as a junior-level dev? I am currently relegated to braindead help desk work since I live in nowhere, USA. Plenty of listings advertise remote but you still have to be in-state or in some oddly-specific region in order to qualify.
>>108761476Be able to go in office. That's where the collaboration really happens. And besides, you can't work from home. We're on a secure network, there is no way for you to possibly work from home without being snooped on by the chinese...
>>108761476Why aren't you willing to move? SWE jobs will pay for your moving expenses. Even if you don't want to live in some hellhole like Seattle forever it might be worth it for a few years while you gain experience.
>>108761483You'll never stop chinese spies because employers, including the federal government, keep hiring them for some reason
Never say your range below what you want, I fucking said 80-90k thinking surely they know I'm very skilled and need at least the upper end, they offered me 80k.
>>108761502Sounds like something a chinese Spy would say. If you can't show up to the office, we can't trust you. Remote work is fine but you need reliable transportation for spot checks.
>>108761476> junior> swe> USIs it even possible now? I thought almost all SWE hiring now is in India or some Eastern European shitholes like Poland, Romania, Serbia, Bulgaria.It doesn't make sense to pay you X money when they can hire a dev of the same quality in a shithole but for 0.3X money.
>>108761487I would have to convince my trad wife to move away from her family. The salary would have to leave a great impression on her. Sadly, I don't think i'm skilled enough to command such a salary increase.
>>108761516Just don't say a range. If they offer a range always hit the high end of that. If you are given no range then always try to double your income.
>>108761502>random checks at the airport is fine and they work to stop all spying and terrorist incidence since 9/11 but being asked to report in at HQ to prove you are still who you say you are is le bad reddit
>>108760556How long after the offer was accepted?
I renegged my first ever offer and the guy was seething so hard he told me I'd never work in the industry again (train manufacturing)Their fault for trying to force me to sign the contract during the interview
>>108761608>sign the contract during the interviewhuh?
>>108761608I mean considering you are posting here I guess he was right
>>108761608Those are empty threats. You have to commit fraud or criminal neglect to be even considered for blackballed for an entire industry. Also contracts are funky did you break it?
>>108761608kys you unemployed retard
>>108761627Yeah, but they aren't gonna sue for 4k when the lawyer costs 10k.
>>108761666Fuck yeah they will 4k is alot of money when they have a lawyer already on the payroll. You think they go to the lawyer store for these larger companies???
>>108761666It's about sending a message.
>>108761611It's hard, almost impossible to get fired in this country so a set of company that rent their workers as contractors to other companies appeared; this way the real company just has to not renew a contractor instead of firing an employee. Those contractor companies are for the most part predatory cunts that aggressively poach newgrads and offer them shit tier pay, turnover is about 25% per year>>108761627I cancelled before starting the job so it was perfectly legal. Funnily enough I had some dev from the company where he was trying to send me directly contact me on linkedin some 4 or 5 years later so clearly I didn't make it in a company wide database
>>108761533Are you truly trad as well if you live far away from your potential trad wife?
>>108761666My shitty little MSP IT contracting company has almost no one working with it and 2 contract lawyers. They will no shit take you to court for 100$
There is no way you can sue someone for reneging before they even start the role. Stop being morons.
>>108761728ummm no they wont sweaty thney just blacklist u.
>>108761728You think filling a case if free? Fucking retard.
>>108761746Its not about the money retard. Its about fucking you over.
Day #3 of I can't concentrate
>>108761746>court fees are so le expensive its like 23 whole dollarshe's right, corps will sue you for a pittance because they have lawyers on retainer. it's not a Capital Expense™, it's just them getting their money's worth from the law firm (not individual laywyer; whole firm) they have been paying to sit around and not take too many other casessame reason they dont balk at paying millions if not billions per year on IT jannies when they could instead just design something properly for one big lump sum once
>>108761751You pay the court fees when you lose in the US lol.
>>108761759>>108761751You are not winning against someone reneging on their offer without even starting unless they are upper management or C-suites, period.
Or you could do it like Boeing and just have hitmen on retainer instead of lawyers
>>108761769Street price is 10k per hit. But corporate/government is like 50-100k. Cheap as shit for these companies.
>>108761769Why not both? Sue, and if you win, you also have them killed out of spite, since you're already paying anyway. Lose, and have them killed before the case is resolved, and avoid the extra costs, and then counter-sue the "estate" for what little it has to sell to a liquidation store.
nowhere to go except asleep
>>108761780>Street price is 10k per hit. i'd joke like "*thinking emoji* time 2 change job??" but i've heard that rent-a-hood types arent a thing anymore because normies expect to be able to order one off of "the dark web" (page 2 of google search) with a credit card as if it's an individual slice of pizza uber'd to their house
>>108761814Kill yourself jobless furrnigger.
>>108761821no, it costs too much and i'm not on the approved vendor list anyway
>>108761814Okay. We'll see how easy it is then furkike. I predict fewer posts from your unemployed brown hands soon. :)
hair are not quite greying but visibly losing their vitality
>>108761766If they paid you the money then your fucked. If it's baked within an offer letter that you haven't signed then whatever. They can't blackball you from the industry since it would be bullshit to force you to sign a contract you haven't signed. If you signed it, got paid and reneged after then you are better off paying them back to not fuck yourself for future employment. The job market ain't great right now.
>>108761814
using EWA to hire manpreet and tyrone to firebomb furcuck's house for 300$
>>108761391>look mom (male), I posted xhit again
>>108761814HA chads fire an anti-tank rocket at this nigger's house.
>>108761814i guarantee i can find someone who would be willing to kill you for under 10bux
>>108761858nta but what if you signed but quit in the 2 weeks you asked before start?
>>108761930That's illegal.
>>108761936proof?
>>108761946You are brown.
>>108761954???
>>108761954Third party here, your argument has convinced me
>>108759806Lol
>>108761954>gagagoogoo skin color makes me superior wahhhh>what????? it doesn't? I'm still a child??? wahhh
>>108761930I promise you man they will sue you over 100$ for shits and giggles. Not to mention they will make you pay the court fees the same way credit card debtors have too.
>>108761987>>108761956Kill yourself furfaggot. You do not even have Certs like A+ Net+ Sec+ you could not possibly know how much power street assasins wield...
>>108761814Easily the most retarded post in the entire thread. Kill youself. Or maybe someone will have to hire someone to do it for you.
>>108761995don't need saarts when I have 500k in the market
>>108760955Stop drinking. I did and it has changed my life
>>108761685What are you even saying? Why would I move away from my wife?
Is there no reason why more of these jobs could not be done on a part-time basis? I feel like you could cut the hours back to 20-25 a week, cut down on the meetings, give people a 50-60% pay cut and still come out ahead. I also feel like there is a largish pool of people who would love to work part-time for like 45-70k a year.
>>108762193My help desk does part time. What ends up happening is that college kids work there part time while working on their CS/IT degrees and once they are done with some additional certs they move up or if they are CS they get poached during an internship and never show back up after graduation. Also a few people in my office (IT) work 2 days out of the week down there for extra pay.
>>108762193That's the entire idea of an MSP. It's the only real growing field for IT in America, mainly at the cost of other jobs.
>>108762193I worked part time, not worth it, they always expect you to work full time.
>>108761954You are round.
Does your work responsibilities bleed outside of work hours? Like do you have to play catchup learning / memorizing more stuff outside of work? Maybe it's the documents, maybe it's the tools you aren't good at yet. Maybe there's just so much stuff that needs to get done on weekends.Is this what's being an adult is about?Here in third world everybody does that. They really live for work 24/7 and yet despite it all they can still smile and shit, being dependable and reliable. I know they're probably feeling stressed/depressed too but quitting isnt an option and there's no guarantee of better opportunities down the line.
>>108762193So long as someone will do it for half the pay and double the time, they will choose this perpetual tension. They don't really want participants in the Life Experiment, because it will breed competition and innovation. This is the age of nihilistic darkness I'm afraid, and for such thoughts you shall be replaced by Jam Boyega
>>108762405I mean, forget about learning hobby shit like drawing or video editing for your own enjoyment. There's just more task at work even outside your capabilities get shoved onto you.
>>108760685is there a reason you are bringing up a youtube channel that makes videos for children in a tech workers thread?
>>108761476i have a tip, learn how to build a time machine
>>108759627ICBMs could do it a hell of a lot quicker.
>>108762463Bro its Canada if you have a job you are lucky.
>>108762518Wait how do you get a job in Canada?
>>108762531You don't. Its OVER. That dude working for a youtuber would at least be employed.
>>108762536Then how are you posting here?
>>108762542I have a job and its /TWG/
>>108762193>45k-75k part timeThat's what our company pays for full time
>>108762567mine pays 65k :(
>>108762567NTA i wish i could just work a full 40 hours in one go like firefighters do and just get the week's worth of work done with it.
>>108762531Become an indian furry who can gaslit itself into believing that he is in military.Literally the best way to conjure experience out of thin air, so you can get a job in Canada.
why do you guys respond to a LLM bot that pretends to be a canadian ex-military furry?
>company unironically fell for the micro frontend memeKEKAROOO
>>108762657
I just started helping IT as my new job. I do inventory stuff for now. I came up through the ranks instead of applying externallyThe guy showing me the ropes deadass uses Copilot to sort lists of numbers and convert them into a CSV format. I have no words
>>108763320WTF, what a retard. Why the fuck is he using a calculator instead of an abacus, what a dumbass
>>108763348You don't know how to do this task faster and easier? You'd just sit there and watch Copilot take forever going through a big list?
>>108763348>LLM>calculatorLLMs can't even do math without external tools LMAO
>>108763425It's not that bad unless you don't check your work that is LOL.
izzat holocausthttps://x.com/HomefrontBeacon/status/2051815094057623600
>>108763502>indian retard can't even answer a simple question involving statistics (I guess)jfc
>>108763502LOL the answer is pretty simple too. if there are other objects to compare in the picture like an apple you can get the length and height easily. You can then assume that since a elphant is wider at the base it might be 3 of its feet wide. Then you got a good number of apples from the square to compare too. Muscle is 3 times as dense as fat and a elephant is mostly muscle bound i can assume an apple is only 1lb so fuck it throw some random numbers out like 5x to that base number. Or my off the cuff guess is since they are slightly longer than a honda civic you could stack 8 to cover for the length of them x 2400lbs that i know of for its weight and hope for the closest possible answer. 19200lbs is pretty close to what online shows 1350lbs. But if you cannot visualize or ask for more context then its going to be hard to see larger structures that require math.
>>108763608Elephants are 13500
>>108763608OR you could guess its age from height by googling it, then google it again to find weight by age.that's not really calculating, but hey, it's an answer, I guess.
>>108760010absolute banger
>>108763660Yeah but that might not be what kind of answer they are looking for. At that point just google average weight for an african elephant since most americans only know or think of those elephants. She was clearly looking for some problem solving with just the info given. 3 apples is roughly a foot anyways if you need actual feet to put into the calculation.
>>108763660>AgeAnon it as a weight estimation question.
>>108763594How would you answer it? If you cant, youre lower than a jeet
>>108760215AI is the future, snailcat.
>>108763277If it weren't for the fact that i make more than their chiefs i would've done it.
>>108761205Accept that you're useless. Live until your money runs out then kill yourself. That's my plan.
>>108763676I mean, of course the length or height of the elephant are data you will have to take/infer from the pic. and height/length DO correlate to weight.>>108763683ok, then ignore the age guessing step, just find data that correlates height to weight.of course it's not direct (the elephant could be overweight or underweight), but you can ignore that>>108763710see >>108763660
>>108763763Age wasn't in the video though. What are you even trying to argue? Did you lose to much Izzart from the video today?
>>108763763It can be inferred from the question since it lacks context about the animals age that it will be a fully grown adult elephant. If she specified a baby elephant than the math would be the same.
>>108763779>Age wasn't in the video though.and?>What are you even trying to argue?what are YOU trying to argue? I explained how I would you it.you can't follow a basic logical thought process even if you have it right in front of you. do you even program? are you indian yourself?>>108763794sure. I didn't say anythong on the contrary. I was just explaining how I would do it.again, it's not even a calculation, I'd just use statistics.>>108763608 is the right kind of answer they expect in this case.
>>108763849>you can't follow a basic logical thought process even if you have it right in front of you. do you even program? are you indian yourself?Oh noo the indian is mad that he cannot infer questions being presented to him in a interview. If you suggested googling the length/height/width of the elephant then you aren't even trying anon. Infact your just a street shitter who is mad that i can answer an easy question with actual problem solving. >>108763608 Thats my post lol
>>108763880>If you suggested googling the length/height/width of the elephant then you aren't even trying anonread again you fucking faggotjfc, you can't even read. wtf are you doing here? do you have a job?>Thats my post lolso you can guess the weight of an elephant, but can't fucking read a couple of posts. congrats, I guess?
>>108763849kek it's not that hard. it's okay if you can't think these questions through, but sorry about your izzat loss lmao
>>108763921Your a fucking retard. Age is not apart of the question so the inference is that the elephant is an adult and you have to compare the height/length/width with what is presented in the picture with the elephant. But you are to retarded and would anwser incorrectly by saying"Google these 3 things lol" at that point just google the weight of an elephant since you cannot solve out a question. Not to mention you get stuck on a stupid factor that isn't presented in the question like age. Fucking retarded.
>>108763096His mental problems made it difficult to post funny animals. I passionately dislike furries. And on top of that he is a hateful Indian. At work, noz, It is my personal goal to promote Africans over Indians.
>>108763928>>108763940I forgot to mention: the length calculation is the most obvious part of the problem, retards. if you think you are geniuses for mentioning that... then I fucking pity you lmao.>>108763940>Google these 3 thingshere, the genious amongst us!kek(I only said to google 2 things AT MOST)
>>108763957>This is what an indian in his natural habitat reacts to lost Izzat >Not only did his fellow indian loss izzat but he followed up with a loss of his own
WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO WEIGH AN ELEPHANT TO SET UP REACT DIVS
LOL XD are we serious.
>>108763973it's Tesla bro. who do you think manages the company? it's filled with indians kek.they are proud and even boast of knowing how to weigh elephants (and cows) from pics!
>>108763984We got one in here arguing that age is a factor in the measurements lol.
I love how jeets pretend not to be jeets even in the internet.like, bro, we can smell your retardation from your sad attempts at "trolling".
>>108759627The company I am in as a newly graduated vocational worker is .... A mess.At least we are getting more staff so I may be able to focus on discovering and documenting whatever I find for other colleagues and start lowering those tickets that haven't been touched for a while.Maybe I can even sit down with the other departments in a meeting / appointment to check wtf is going on with their veeam customer licensing and remove corpse entries in the applications.
I remember an indian screaming for 20 posts that IT degree's don't exist. As if the world doesn't have Cybersecurity/IT management/Network Engineering/Information System, degrees out the wazoo. Why even argue or project that everyone else around you is stupid when people in this very thread have diplomas on the subject.
Old workmate called me for a referral and holy shit they just talked for 10 minutes straight without me saying a word. I just left the phone on speaker and browsed while they yapped
would you rather work a very relaxed job for X salary, or a more intense startup job for 1.5X?
>>108759632bro fell for the oldest trick in the book people who you talk with in the interview are very likely to never show up in your time working there and if they do it's still only 1-2 of them and you will most definitely work with a lot more -- more opportunities to find out how not-cool they are also don't forget the recruiters job is to acquire the cheapest worker for given position
>>108759632I've done that, and it was the better call at the time. Just be professional about it. And always remember your employer is not your friend.
>>108759894>A+, Net+aren't those like "I have slightly above basic understanding about networks" kinda certs?
>>108764393Furry can't complete those certs why can't you?
I keep farting and it's VERY smellygood thing I'm at home
Listening to the jeet team get a bollocking from the jeet PM because they're going to miss a deadlineAnimals
>>108761752have a wank m8
>>108762405>>108762413Anyone
>>108761752Use blockersBe willing to lower your dopamine levels to zero at least from 8 to 17.00>>10876415880% of jobs in the world pays for only x salary with the intensity of startups. Maybe more. Doing the work of 3-5 people at the same time is the norm.People who make post like this doesn't have a job at all.
>>108762405>>108764700Seems to be the case, even here in commie world.At first I fought it, because it's very dystopianbut then I realized they can leverage this against you, so to be competitive you need to spend every possible moment preparing for another fight with the jeets or management.Hobbies, walking outside, finding a GF or meeting people are basically out of the window, althought that was probably over before it even began. The only ones who don't do this are scandis and germs, maybe even americans. For the rest, maybe it's some slavery gene in our DNA?
>>108759627>just worked like 25h (from home obviously)I should go to work at X or some gamedev company, at this point
>JR dev, joined the team about a year ago>think I am not assigned lotta shit, almost like I'm slacking>notice notifications of Jira tickets in slack>coworkers are up to 1 am updating tickets and pulling PR reviews>starting to sink in I might be underperforming and coworkers might be doing the heavy lifting
>>108765356happens after 25yr desu.
>>108759638>i hate my jobthen quit.>the markets deadstock market isn't
>>108759666have sex
>>108759627Thinking about quitting my $145k WFH software engineering job and becoming an electrician or some other job where I can work with my hands Thoughts?
>>108765421Don't quit. Get laid off with severance.Learn the basics of the trades in your free time.Good luck getting into the trades, though. Too much supply; not enough demand.
>>108765421>man in one of the most comfortable positions in history wants to lower his condition with annoying back breaking workmany such cases these days
>>108764714Yet our parents bear it anyway and be able to buy houses and cars. Paid for wifi bills. Feed us and our siblings. Bought the laptop we use for uni.
Anyone forced to work with third party tools and testing/implementing their "AI add-on solutions"? This shit is torture, there's no documentation, it's often shit, I have to make my stupid use cases on like 20-30 variants of what the end user will ask and it does fucking NOTHING and then when I check what other companies are doing, they're not even using this P.O.S but leadership here wants to force it down our users throats.
>>108765432My company doesn't do layoffs, annoyingly. They just vindictively PIP and push individuals out or cold fire if they can justify it >>108765449Crazy isn't it?The hidden costs of current role:>Manager is a hands off "coach" who can't give any direction to save his fucking life and doesn't help the team technically in any capacity either and really I don't think understands anyone on the team >His manager is so distant from anyone doing work that he has no clue who does what or how it's done or why>QA is a bunch of baby ducks led by an incompetent Indian woman who might be the dumbest person I've ever met at her level>product ownership is a bunch of girlbosses>company is rolling out a brand new self-reflection/evaluation framework that has been discussed ad nauseum over the course of 5 hour+ long meetings and resulted in the absolute dumbest fucking "shared" team goals>no response when everyone on the team has asked management to backfill our team (old lead/manager left and I'm filling his shoes) with an entry level position at the very least. Guessing the cheap fucks are figuring out how we can get an offshore contractor to "fill the need" which honestly might just make me rage quit outright if that's all we can justify >Get roped and called into to many fucking meetings with people who are asking for shit not enough time to do the shitThe money is just not worth being stressed all day and having that stress follow me off hours
>>108759657>1 hour later, this same anon, in a different post"Why is everything shit? Why is society collapsing? Muh low trust society maymays lole haha xD it must be the negrojeetchink thirdworlders!"
>>108765597Have you tried detaching from all the retarded shit and not stressing over things outside of your control?Not saying you're not justified, I don't know your situation, but just a thought
>>108765356you need to start working at 1 am NOW
>>108765597I'm struggling with something similiar and it doesn't help at all (honestly been asking around for advice and all I get is "suck it up" sucks when we all know shit wasn't THIS fucking retarded 10 years ago) but sending job applications for 6-8 months straight isn't fun. That anxiety would probably be similar though.....
>>108765645It was easier to ignore when it wasn't so incessant and all encompassing but this whole last year's worth of changes have been such a disturbance to what was previously otherwise a very good role that it's hard to detach.Me getting promoted and having now a higher set of expectations and scrutiny is perhaps amplifying the feeling tooI appreciate the perspective shift anon
>>108765597this is how we beat the chinese. fill every roll with browns, dumb bitches, and dumb brown bitches. they just bring such diverse experience to the table that the normal person couldnt understand.
>>108759835>>108759818Kiara Cole
>>108759993>>108764393Appreciate your responses. I will look into AWS soon. Yes, the CompTIA certs are as entry level as you get, and I only got them to pad my papers.
>>108765421Bro you WFH its night and day difference from working in the office. Just stack that cash/invest and pay off debts(house/car).
>>108759627>management doesn't have balls to make business decision weighted against risk >tries to make engineers responsible for business decisions on top of their normal job>engineers to smart and autistic and info dump instead I hate how everyone is such a snake and uses weaponized ignorance.
>>108765784It's a decent Resume padder but Net+ sucks imo.
>>108765663Yeah it's very easy for me to say when I don't have your responsibilites, I hope I don't go like you if I ever go like you 'recently got made "lead" of something insignificant)
>>108765776dude that looks nothing similiar.
>>108765597>having that stress follow me off hoursI feel this. I'm basically always waiting for the next >anon how come blah blah blahUhh because you have me doing 3 jobs and the team has a bunch of useless retards who don't do anything and multiple layers of management ignored the problems I brought up.But yeah don't quit just stop giving a fuck.
>>108765860oh my I utterly fucked that one, embarrassing
>Working with outsourced teams>all the time I just get "Hello anon"and it's a 50/50 if I get roped into something fucking retarded or a quick question. I'm starting to not reply but I wonder if that'll backfire on me.
My parents can give me a job anytime but these jobs requires staying for at least a year, with ambiguous pay thats lower than minimum wage, long hours, and the commute is 4 hours each day. And im not allowed to look resting on weekends.And i have to get other job too somewhere down the line so i cant be in this job forever. That means i still have to make projects/prep leetcode/whatever outside of the little time i have (when i could use this time for hobbies instead)What do you guys think
>>108766063i think you should be posting in utwg bitch ass niggahow about you ask your parents for asinine career advice??
>Another "anonymous" survey from an external consultor to check motivationAnonymous or not I'm gonna shit talk everyone like I always do
>>108766182Coworker of mine had another view of this, he'd always put 100% green in everything because he thought they were looking for department/teams to sack, and they don't care about fixing the issues
It happened. I got rejected from an application because I don't have "practical experience integrating AI into workflows." Holy fuck I hate HR so much it's unreal. How the fuck are people paid to choose people who will work with shit they themselves know nothing about?
>>108766207Yeah me too. I posted this before but I'm in the shortlist because some asshole on my team marked low on the stuff that I'm burnt out about and since it's "annonymous", they think it's me but I always put shit as 100% because who gives a fuck.
>>108766207I don't care about fixing the issues either but I know that higher ups get heat from bosses when these surveys show any kind of worry.
>>108766210there's an excellent indian engineer with many years of experience they found. you need to sit down and recognize when you don't have the skills.
what's the point of working if I'm always going to be an incel
I'm done. I'm not taking any more "quick calls" or "5 minutes, please?" fuck off. articulate what you want to ask.
>3rd nepo baby in team >This one acts brain dead, keeps asking when can he leave for lunch, doesn't have enough brain power to pretend to do anything just stares blamklyIt's time to abandon the sinking ship isn't it?
>>108766222kekYou're still paranoid about this?
>>108766362I notice ever since then I've been treated like a flight risk. I don't care if I get scapegoated anyways, this company fucking sucks. I knew who fucking did it anyways. motherfucker openly whines about the shit he writes and the fact they point at me is so dumb.
You know what's stupid about the blue/red debate. Redbros still fucking won lol and yet blue moral fags still think they have the higher ground.
>>108765604Are you stupid?
>>108766396Based Team Fortress chad
>>108766182its the soviet system, you either give all greens if you approve or dont vote if you are unhappy. Trust me, low participation is seen as a very bad thing for these surveys it means demotivated workers that aren't complying. Bad survey results can be paired down to dysfunctional individuals, but if only like 20% of employees complete the survey the company will freak our.
>>108766397No, but you definitely are if you can't see the relation between people giving 0 shits about their work and society collapsing.Faggots like you are constantly comparing your life against random internet people, saying "ughhh im worth more than this..." and then doing fuck all while getting paid more than 99.9999% of the planet.
>>108766424Having a job is already slop. Real men are self-employed.
>>108766451It would be nice if companies were loyal to employees let alone applicants. But unfortunately, that's not how markets work. Finance-wise, companies make decisions that are best for their interests, and people should do the same thing. People who choose to do that have something called bargaining-power (something that I don't think you have). Unless you have a stake in the company, or are relatives of decision makers at the company, why should you believe that they would act solely in your interest, being a random person that they don't know.And yes, I am against hiring a bunch of H1Bs to come do tech work. Companies treat them worse than born-citizens, and also brings down the overall bargaining-power of non-immigrants.
>jeet devops is told to copy pipelines/terraform from project a to b, he just has to change accounts and names>completely fucks it up>I verify the app, fetch some logs and tell him what the problem is and how to fix it>he ignores it and instead gives me an AI slop response to set a react environment variable on the docker image (protip: we're not even using react)>writes this shit in the dev team channel>at this point I am fuming, quote my posts and tell him to kindly cut it with the LLM spam and instead follow my instructions, while at the same time menacing him with further escalation with his boss if he ever replies again with LLMa without verifying anything at all>yes yes boss>after 1 day finally fixes the deploy, eks cluster is finally operational>but application is erroring out>ask him to give me and my devs access to the pods logs>doesnt do it instead copy pastez the logs>LDAP connection issue>Ask him if he setup the vpc correctly>Another day passes, escalate it to his manager>apparently this retard setup the cluster in the wrong region (LMAO!!!!)>after another full day he redeployed everything in the correct region>app is still erroring out>Ask him for logs access again, instead he dumps the logs>Wtf why do we have a null reference???>check the dynamodb table>empty>This faggot didnt even backup and restore the content>make my slave spend a couple hours get the correct backup and restore it>finally everything works>in the meanwhile while he was fixing the pipelines, he fucks up the image deploy >For now we have to harcode the image version in the terragrunt while he understands how semver and environments workBruh I wish I was joking
How do you leave to another internal position when you're burnt out? there's a spot on the job application to say if you talked to your manager about moving but even mentioning that is already a big fuck up.
>>108759632Business is business anon. Do what you think will be best for your career. I'm assuming you're young, so you have a lot of time to figure out what exactly it is you want to do. Until then, chase the bag.
>>108759894What >>108759993 this anon said, additionally build a nice heckin homelab and do normie networking. If you've been cold applying, stop, you'll only disappoint yourself further.
>>108760313I got burned by this shit so many times man. At this point, I don't even try. Assuming the pay is good, I stfu, do what I'm told, then try and find my way out.
>>108760513>The theory is that you level up your culture stats and that makes you a more interesting person in superficial talks like when meeting new people or in a job interview.Also, in the off-chance that you meet a grill, you have a place to take them.
>>108766535Devops are always abject retards for some reason. Rejects from SWE I guess.
>>108761101Even with AI, any company that has a lick of sense will not just yeet that shit willy-nilly into their systems. I personally like maintenance so I'm not complaining.
>>108761379This is the correct answer. I swear people are such pussies. Its always bee like this.Then>see someone who is retardedly good at programming>>its so over for me brosNow>see that AI is actually useful and can create boiler plate, answer questions, and grep through a project to understand what's going on>>its so over for me brosStop being a faggot. In the first example, try learning from them or taking inspiration. It's just like instruments, it takes a long time + smart practice to get good. For the second thing, it's even easier because it's a tool for you to use not a different person.
>>108765421Downsize and stack your money with your current job. You shouldn't be in a rush to leave. You're going to exit and then be an electrician right after. You're going to exit and be doing the bitchwork of a jobsite for 30k a year. If you can even find a job at one.
>>108761205You're fine anon. Keep leveling up your skills, and you will be dandy. Think about it, if everyone has AI at their fingertips, the only that makes you stand out is knowing what tf you're doing, which most people (trust me) who use AI to do most of their work don't. I can't count the number of bugs, vulnerabilities, and in-efficiencies in software I've seen in commercial software since people have been vibe-coding slop.
>>108766745*not going to he an electricianThat's literally the most desired trades job, it's hard to fuck to get an apprenticeship. And trades is oversatured now, in general. Once boomers start saying "you should do X job", it's too late. Translate that as "you should have gotten into X job 5-10 years ago".
>>108761391I'm sure you're trying your best anon, but you're the type of recruiter that I can't stand. Do you not understand that anyone who is applying straight from Indeed is not reading your shit? Indeed, LinkedIn etc. are a dead-end for both applicants and recruiters. Why do you think no one gets jobs from there?
>>108766751No, it's completely over anon. We are all one Claude breakthrough away from being irrelevant. I already can't even imagine why somebody would hire a frontend dev today. It's over.>learn to flip burgers>learn to tardwrangle>learn to change elderly patients diapers>learn to sell your bussy by the overpass across from WalmartThose are the only jobs that will be open soon.
>>108761533Keep going until you get a salary offer that your wife is willing to move for. If it doesn't work out, then oh well. Either way, it's hard to get a remote job as a junior dev, a lot of companies don't want to have to deal with training you up on how to work within an organization without you being there in person.
>>108766801I understand anon. I fell for the Dario meme too once. And then I got a really nice paying job.
>>108761666So wait, did you sign a contract?
>>108763348Calculators don't make dumb mistakes and hallucinate. LLMs are useful, but I would not trust it to sort a list with even slightly important data. Especially if its a big list. I would trust it to write Python code that can sort a list, and that's why a lot of LLMs are being trained to use calculators and Python for complex tasks.
>>108765356Calm down brother.
>>108766530>it would be nice *pushing the blame into every single person on earth but me*You are mentally incapable of understanding that waiting until "someone else starts doing it" is literally the problem. Kill yourself.
>>108766938Enjoy being a foot-stool for your employer instead of utilizing your actual worth, and operating on mutual respect with your employer.I blame the boomers for this. They pushed this forced meme of corporate loyalty whilst they fucked everyone else beneath them. Top that off with their extreme wealth powering VC funded dickheads who have no interest in making the bare minimum of a viable product without operating at a massive loss, and you are bound to create this environment of mass layoffs, enshittification, just to try and fix it with flooding low-paid jeets after they've fucked any other sensible company out of their respective industry.
>apply to company>dont hear back for 3 weeks>finally get an email>"hi! please fill out this questionnaire and take this short behavioral quiz. (90 minutes)">silence for another week>"i've forwarded your resume to the scheduling team, I'll get back to you soon!"what do recruiters even do all day
>>108766710Just jeet problems. This isn't exclusive to DevOps.
>>108765421Nigger are you retarded? WFH makes life a billion times easier. If you want to work with your hands then do it in your free time. At least then you'll be able to afford doing cool shit and any work you do in your free time is what YOU want to do, not busting your ass for work that underpays (trades don't pay well if you're new)Literally the ideal scenario in life is to WFH with 6 figures because you have no cummute, get paid well, and can spend a lot of your time on personal projects. Like I do a lot of sysadmin/server like work in my free time, but I'm not going to rush into a lower paying sysadmin job that drain all the joy out of the work when my programmer job pays well and let's me stay at home all day and spend money on equipment.
>>108766978Jeetery is a compounding issue
>>108766801for me personally i see "jobs" as adult daycare with some national interests in securing domestic industry and know-how mixed in. economically, it barely makes sense for companies to hire as much as they do, but it's in the government's best interest that everyone is working and doing stuff that can one day be useful in a trade war or whatever. and it's better that they're not spending their time rioting. like historically the reason we didn't become 50% or more unemployed after the industrial revolution or gilded age is because the dreaded luddites and commies respectively screamed and raved so much that capital owners and the government had to step in to give people jobs. the pursuit of egalitarianism is essentially built into the western ethos, really ever since the plague wiped out most of the peasants.the people propagating the idea that we are at the end of history (tm) and capital owners will put slave collars on everyone largely come from a couple of groups. the main one being third worlders who have lived under strongman governments their whole life, who HAVE genuinely had 50% unemployment because they do not care about it the same way that westerners do. again, it mainly comes down to the plague. you can see how much of an effect it had when you compare russia to western countries. the plague never really hit russia properly so they never had a reason to develop past their extractive feudalist economy. they still have that shit. and many of these non-western countries also relish the idea that westerners are now being taken down a peg and are going to live in dirt huts like they do.the second group is mainly just blackpilled westerners and morons with a limited understanding of history, economics and really a lackluster ability to predict people. if you look at what is going on outside right and not think there isn't massive societal unrest brewing due to the economy then idk man
>>108766978I worked with a company that offered software solutions to other companies and for some reason these companies would have their own DevOps and it was always a jeet that had no idea what they were doing and was very annoying to work with, often breaking things. Non-technical boomers really are retarded with hiring.
>>108767001Unfortunately, once you get one they multiply like a cancer.
>>1087670043/10 historical analysis too much emphasis on "the plague" for some reason. Entire world view probably begins and ends at "Guns, germs and Steel"
>>108759627I have an associate's degree in Information Technology and still can't land a job.Thinking about studying for the NET + exam for a certification, but don't want to waste any more money/time on something thats not going to help.Is it worth it?
As of next month, it will be mandatory in my country to put the salary in job offers.Can't wait to start job hoping every year.
>>108765848Yeah I know I've done bothI have my cars paid off and could pay off my house too but I have a baby and need to move in the next year or two for more space and future kidsFeel like my job is golden handcuffs to what I want in life
>>108767084the fact that you decided to grade my argument instead of engaging with it leads me to make a lot of conclusions about you. i'll spare you the cryptoracism this time but let it be known i dont give a rats ass about your opinion
>>108759627what happened to this guy btw? didnt he promise cat girls?
At this point I'm 100% sure that my supervisors work even less than me.I've slipped a couple of tickets now and then where I do literally nothing. Nothing. I report nothing, no link to a PR, nothing.Last one read something like "AI research". I put a 5h estimated, set the mouse jiggler and went to the beach.
>>108761205Claude isn't the biggest threat to your job, its retarded boomers offshoring them to fucking Indians over seas.
>took 3 sick days off work>got nothing done in my free time>laid in bed feeling like shit and coughing and dying>supervisor texts me today telling me that they piled up all the work I've been missing on my desk>nobody has covered for me
>>108767183>mfw
>>108767183>the work your missing on your deskAre you at boomer corp? You guys use physical paper to deliver tasks? What piece of shit company do you work at
>>108767316>Are you at boomer corpyes...
>>108767092europoors be like>oi mate job hopped (legally had to give 3 months notice) from 1900 dollars a month to 2200 dollars a month (1950 after tax) lets get that bag>posted from my age verified iphone from my 2100 dollar a month, 700 sq foot condo on a variable rate mortgage
>>108767092nobody is gonna enforce that shit lol
>>108767412>legally had to give 3 months noticeFrom the end of the quarter. I wish I was joking.
it's only boomer corps that don't include salary ranges in the listings btw. I'm two rounds deep into an interview at boomer corp and I still have no idea how much they're willing to pay, and wouldn't answer in the last interview.You don't hate boomers enough.
>>108767412Im europoor and earn 7k/mo (before taxes) :)
>>1087674775.4->3.3 here
>>108767459i tried to exaggerate for comedic effect :-(
>>108767175Nta but my boss already has trouble communicating with people that speak the same language because he is a schizo.The change of him working with indians is zero.
>>108767477>>108767483do you guys have a wife and kids or do you go through the humiliation ritual that is the modern workplace just for the love of the game?
>>108767412americans be like>I was laid off in 2024 and haven't found a job since despite grinding 300 leetcodes and sending 1000 applications a day>I'm ready to kms
>>108767517I come from a lower middle class family and already knew since I was a child that this existence is a mild hell. The more despair your soul has to endure the more it scars and feelings of pain lessen.
>>108767412>>108767537as a euro i have envied american tech salaries but now i do see strengths in the euro system. as soon as i stopped tryharding at work, all the friction i had with my coworkers has disappeared. it turns out all i needed to do is show up (not even that since i wfh) and just kinda give off good vibes. apparently thats all anyone here does since you cant really get fired. and if you get laid off, its not gonna be your fault specifically, so theres no accountability. and if you get a pay bump or a promotion, its probably not because of anything you accomplished, but rather because it was ordained to you. so meritocracy is dead too. its all like a weird cargo cult effigy of what work should be. im sure the endgame is this with american salaries but that seems harder to accomplish since american managers seem pretty psycho
>>108767900also yea reading this i am sure it is similar in the american system, i just feel like in the euro system you have a lot more guarantees and fallbacks wrt labor laws, unemployment, healthcare, social safety nets etc. so losing one's job seems more like a minor inconvenience than a homeless-inducing event. for me personally i think i am an american stuck in an european body since the only thing that really motivates me is excessive humiliation and the threat of destitution, neither of which are possible here
>>108767900At my workplace it's the opposite. Our team is lead by external PMs who have high expectations and put lots of pressure on us.
>>108767412As an American in the military i had to give one year notice
>>108768387>>108768387>>108768387
Age Verification is literally just mandatory ID
>>108766535let me guess, his manager is also a jeet
>>108766975eat smoked salmon. you won't hear this from anyone else but it's true 80% of a recruiter's time consists of going to whole foods, picking out a brand of smoked salmon, and eating the smoked salmon (possibly with bread)if you mention you've eaten smoked salmon recently in an interview with a recruiter you are 150% more likely to trigger their mirror neurons and move on to the next round
>>108760547What retard would put up with all that just to work at another corpo rat utopia where everyone's on macbooks dequeing jira tickets?
>>108762193>Is there no reason why more of these jobs could not be done on a part-time basis? ISame reason part-time girlfriends/polycules don't work: finding the people/fidelity is hard.
>>108767316>You guys use physical paper to deliver tasks?How else do you do it when github is down all the time (We have department-wide weekly meetings that no one takes notes for and then everyone spends the rest of the week emailing eachother)
