Sir, please listen.James Gosling created Java in the 1990s.No Stack Overflow. No GitHub. No AI. No Copilot. No Cursor. No "Bhaiya yeh error kyun aa raha hai?"- No startup hype.- No "10x engineer" podcast with 3 hosts laughing too loudly.- No viral demo video with dramatic background music and jump cuts.Sir, only engineers.One problem: "Sir, yeh program Windows main chalta hai, but Sun Solaris main nahi chal raha. Kya karein?"And Gosling sir said: "Write once, run anywhere."Everyone laughed, sir. Ha ha ha. Impossible, sir. Dream big, uncle.But Gosling sir didn't laugh. Gosling sir worked.Today, sir – Java runs:- Banking systems. Your ATM – Java, sir.- Enterprise infrastructure. Your salary – processed by Java, sir.- Android apps. Your Instagram scrolling – Java, sir.- Cloud backends. Your OTP – Java, sir.Billions of devices. Sir, literally billions. With a B.Kotlin runs on its ecosystem. Beta of Java, sir.Scala grew from it. Chote bhai.Enterprise software depends on it daily. "Darr lagta hai, sir. Failure ka option nahi hai."People joke, sir."Java is boring.""Verbose, sir.""So many lines, sir."But sir – boring software quietly runs the world.Action heroes get the movies.But the accountant who pays their salary? That's Java, sir.James Gosling didn't just create a language, sir.He created a foundation.Without hype. Without "pivot." Without "disrupt."He just said: "Sir, ek baar likho. Chalega toh kahin bhi."And sir – it's still running.While you slept.While you argued about tabs vs spaces.While someone said "rewrite it in Rust."Gosling sir – we salute you.Thoda slow, thoda old, thoda "public static void main" – but solid, sir. Solid like an HDFC bank vault.Jai Java, sir. Ek chai aur bhujiya, please.
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>>108810730Sir, I didn't think you could top that glorious Dennis Ritchie thread (>>108804222 ), but you done did it. Please keep 'em coming. Best two threads of the last 10 years on this board. If you've done others and I missed them, please link me up my good saaaaaaaar.
>>108810925kek
java is for dalits sir us brahmin use python microsoft approved sir that's how it works there fortune 500 company sir
>>108810730 compilers are ineffecient garbage and Java is a worthless pile of shit JVMs are utter crap java just not compile to processor native instructions.
>>108812046more jeets use python than Java. I associate Java with fucking awful slop projects in mid sized banks and places that ran crap like lotus domino and had IBM consultants
>>108810730Kill all Indian Hindu rape rats, no exceptions, no survivors.
>>108812046>>108812099Give it a few more years and Jeets will start using shit like TypeScript, Go, and Rust.Remember: it's not the language that makes the program bad. It's bad coding practices that make it bad.
