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>>109066149luddite snailcat thread
Become a trucker anon's
>>109066149This guy likes to fucking complain his dad was cruel and horrible to him but he could erase an entire european country to build rockets on it he's a fucking asshole.
I want to tell my dad about how good the interview went but I can't because if I do he's going to start shitting on me and comparing me to the interviewerI wish I was joking
Sometimes when I’m tired of working I just put on a 12 hour Skyrim walking video and pretend I’m an NPC living a normal life with my friends and family while I write this mundane code.I’m starting to think that WFH has socially isolated me.
>>109066203Atleast he cares to some degree. My grandparents are going to die without having a call with me for 15 years they literally don't care.
>>109066203My dad left me and my mother before I was born then at age 25 he called me up as if I wouldn't have a severe aversion to overlooking what he had done to me.
>>109066203>>109066243>>109066251anons, the pussy mope about your life boards are r9k and adv, please take this worthless bitch nigga energy there.
>>109066251grillage
>>109066260You type "bitch nigga" unironically on 4chan you deserve to be fed to pigs, have some humility for how much of a moron you sound like.
>>109066251>dude is some sex massage therapistwhat the fuck
>>109066290Don't get too jelly these people go through boom/bust cycles just like physical trainers do.
>>109066149RIPPENIPPEN
Getting rejected at final stage just breaks me. Going through months and multiple rounds just to get rejected in final round sucks.
I had two job offers, then asked both of them 24h to let me think. They agreed, and both rescinded the next day.
>modern day bach has a youtube channel with like 80k subsperfect metaphor for the soul crushing society we live in todaynever been easier to be seen, never been easier to be forgottenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5q4uYj-gyg
>>109066370Then you should just stop, you are not going to be 75, 85 facing death and fondly looking back on throwing your energy at companies who took joy in rejecting you.
>>109066370technical or non technical rounds?
>>109066149Alas, I guess I might as well post this and get some feelers.I feel stuck at my role, again. Same dumb shit, same fucking anxiety and stress and waiting on retards, same dumb as doorknobs desktop admin bullshit. This week has been especially bad. I feel like I'm walking on eggshells and none of the usual self-care shit is breaking the funk. Felt this shit before, chronically stressed, levels don't drop for weeks, months.I've discussed with manager at 1on1 about my trajectory, but I don't really see a fucking growth pattern there. I want to do devops, but I think that's because it sounds cool, not because it's actually worth a fuck career wise. It'd be cool to manage infrastructure I think, but I'm not sure how to get into it other than books and certs. To make matters worse, I'm a bit in the doghouse with my manager right now, he was talking about a few things I dun goofed, but he knows we'll pick back up so he knows all will be well. Still, my insecurities can create nightmares in my body.I'm not going to quit like a bitch though, if they wanna fire me I'll drag them through their own self-created bureaucracy, but I have to wonder if 1: I can find a decent IT gig that isnt fucking desktop babysitting in DevOps land or Infraland, and 2: If it's less stressful, and 3: If looking elsewhere is wiser than trying to fight my way through my current job. I know it's fucking rough out there, what with the AI job cuts, the Indian redeemers redeeming the jobs, and the recession everybody is pretending isn't a recession. Seems like the IT gig is more of a joke than ever before.
Work sucks.... I KNOW
At the start of this year, I jumped ship to a new company after being at my last company for only 9 months (salary went from $215k -> $250k). Now after only 6 months here, I am already getting recruited to roles that are way more interesting (and more pay: $350k-400k+ base). I feel like a lot of my peers are also now jumping ship < 1 year more often. Has anyone here developed a mental 'when should I jump ship' heuristic to think about these opportunities?
>>109066403All of them, that's what is so awful.
>>109066432well.. what do you expect when you fail technical rounds? thats kind of on you. not getting past behaviorals or talking interviews is understandable as an autist, but if youre an autist and youre shit at the engineering, what do you expect to happen
>>109066427Most get the itch around 2nd year mark once they get enough job experience to backup another technical interview. Then they hop out during summer time since their kids are out of school. Very common occurrence since the great depression and exacerbated during 2008 financial crisis. Now it feels like with WFH being a thing for smaller companies its almost yearly.
>>109066451>When you fail, that's your fault autist, by the way you're a fucking autist and you don't feel bad enough about yourself.Wow somebody take your computer away from you you parasitic asshole.
>>109066480who is having kids straight out of college wtf
>>109066485>>When you fail, that's your fault autistCorrect. Self pity doesn't get offers. Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Your interviewer wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own.
>>109066495Bro women drop out of college because they have kids. Its half the reason why they are there. "Get a rich husband with a future as a lawyer/doctor/engineer" is often what they are told by their mothers.
>>109066507post tc
>someone else starts to lay out some spec>it ends up getting passed off to me>ask him for the work he did so far, not sure what the problem is>he refuses, tells me to talk to the managers if he needs to do more workdude I just want to see the document you already shared on your screen in a meeting before
>>109066412We need to talk about that ifunny frame.
>>109066251me except I'm a software engineer and put on Code Geass at the end of the day
>>109066251What a fucking faggot
>Barely a do nothing job>Great pay for IT hell it's even completive with local Tech jobs, even at the high end we straight up match them >Good bosses low requirements to succeed>Companies yearly raise 2.8%>Coworkers are going to jump ship due to this for barely 10k more yearly but with the raise most of us are getting like 6k more this yearAnyone see this often?
Make sure to schedule all your bathroom breaks for work hours
>>109067119I have saved so much money on toilet paper doing that anon.
have you ever been filtered by a concept at work? I'm stumped, this is bad
Realistically speaking, how much power does a manager in FAANG has to force open a new position? My manager keeps telling me how great I am and shit, but also I'm a contractor and he's saying because of the overhiring in our org he literally can't turn me full time and I will be yeeted in a couple of months. I kind of want to believe him because I'm of a subject matter expert on a very important stream that has like 80 weeks efforts worth of business requirements that he will be forced to drop because we don't have the numbers, and for the rest of my teammates the knowledge and will need a great time to onboard to this but still, nigga couldn't you just seethe enough to your manager for one extra spot? The overhiring shit didn't even involve our team and the business team will eat him alive for dropping that many commitments.
>>109067598Biggest filter at work is MPLS you straight up have to read RFC's to understand it fully since certs don't cover it in depth enough to apply it at the workplace.
>>109066289NTA, but you do sound like a bitch nigga.
>>109067626They could open up a new position, organization, product tomorrow. If you got something good enough to sell then you either do it internally at FAANG or hop out into a Y-Combinator VC funding campaign.
>supervisor wfhs on mondays and fridays>have a problem with a project>send her like 8 teams messages>never reads themhow come im the only one without a bullshit job?
>>109066289Good post that
>>109066158>but he could>he's a fucking assholeWtf are you talking about? Is it just ESL sperg?
>>109067965Russians are mad about elon taking over contracts that Russian NASA used to have due to sanctions.
>>109067876yc exclusively care about if you're from india and 20 year old doing ai bullshit. They don't care if you already have clients lining up, if you have a fully realized product, if you're persistently applying, if you are in talk with a major company, if you're on a clear track to unicorn status if you can get funded, etc. Since garry tan took over, it's been another jeetified hellhole for scams only. They keep getting into scandals for funding scams these days.
>>109068051RIP i had no idea it turned into a terror campaign. 2011 was a dream for the Tech market and a huge come up for IT bros
>living day to day>want to quit my job so badly>but if i quit i still need to work two more weeks>dont want to think about having to work here that long>dont quit
>>109066203zoomers are so fucked they lost the ability to have internal thought and will instead make these posts in substitution
>interview at FAGMAN>extend my hand for a handshake with a FAGMAN asian guy>he reacts like this Why is everyone from there retarded?
>>109068113Sorry jeet the indian fears the samurai
>>109068122>samuraiHe was chinese and barely spoke englishWorst interview ever
>>109068126I am sorry anon. You had to deal with high end autism from Tier 1 universities. These people barely know what society really is let alone friendship.
>>109067626I’m not in FAGMAN but still a big globocorp and the manager gets to put in a request. First result we get was “we’ll hire you an intern” then without any warning they give us two recruitment slots when we asked for one. But the manager is trying to recruit fast because the budget can be pulled if it takes too long
>>109065912>if you think interest collectors, market skimmers and rent seekers are parasitic then you're an unemployed gommunistyour brain on the talmud
>>109066203Hes a faggot clearly, but he also made you a faggot/insecure. You have to just accept hes a pos and don't care about his opinion
>>109066149How do his relationships work?He's obviously a total sperg + his dick doesn't work according do rumors...Do his girlfriends/wives treat him as a mix of a pet and ATM machine?
>C-level guy making a presentation to hundreds of people at work>"I tell you what, it's so cold around here that this morning on my way to pee my wee-wee was the size of a peanut, ha ha ha">everyone laughed, even HR bitchesHow rich do I have to be to make a joke like this and have the goys laugh?
>dad saw the spaceX ipo>hes losing his shit because he remembered a recruiter from tesla contacted him 4 years ago for a job in texas and he ignored it
Yesterday I had my final exam in compiler design. AI and internet allowed. We were given over 5 hours to design a language from specifications and to make a basic compiler which compiled to CMa instructions. I used AI because this is an exam, not a practice session, and I'm not stupid. I pasted the instructions and the sample code given and claude generated a program which passed 75% of the given unit tests off the bat (lowest settings so low effort and no thinking). I kept pasting in the errors until it passed all the unit tests then submitted. This took no more than 20 minutes. I felt so weird having "completed" the exam in such a short amount of time that I sat around for another 40 minutes or so until other people started to get up and leave. What options would I even have with a computer science degree? There are so many programs on the internet for AI to chew up and spit out that I don't feel like I can create anything of worth. I like making algorithms which is why I even took the compiler design class in the first place. I genuinely like computer science but it is so extremely demotivating when my 4 hours of work can be generated in a couple of minutes.
>>109068113kek
>>109068126>He was chinese and barely spoke englishat a faang? liar
>>109069171Hello? Chinks are like 10 to 1 whitey at FAANGS
>>109066186I look like this but I'm not a trillionaire. Just realized this isn't the unemployed thread
>>109069183so what? no way they let anyone who is almost accent free in
>wow we have 2 week ticket turnaround times and your turnaround is a day?>that means we have a day turnaround time now!I hate my fucking life
are jeets so far ahead into senior positions because they're able to take advantage of faggots who are unable to say no to them?MOTHERFUCKER
>>109069220meanwhile I keep asking my boss for more work but the refuses because he is scared of burning me off, I'm probably working 1 hour per day tops
>>109066251nuke Dubai and Oslo. I don't care which gets it first.
>>109068122>>109068113Hehe, funny crab.>>109066670>Get a project,>Go half-way through it,>Suddenly it gets canned because no manager wants to bother,>Someone wants the work you've done and put their signature on it and get the bonus, fame, and good boy points, after all the tech workTbh it is you who are in the wrong there, and I support that guy.
Gm,Sar the burndown is not doing the needful please correct,,,,
niggas fr expect me to build out a segment tree in a 45 minute interview for 90k a year lmao
3 jobs gang, where we @?
>>109069054>"hello foid, would you like to receive $$$ in exchange for combining my sperm with your egg through IVF?"
>>109066155Actual trucker here looking for a way out.It sucks, don't do it
>apply for project manager positions>how many projects have you delivered in the last 5 years and what was the budget for each one?Do recruiters realize how retarded they sound with this question?This question literally doesn't answer anything about how competent someone is at managing projects.
>>109069440how do you know?
>>109069389So romantic.
>>109066203Go on Grindr, theres lots of replacement daddies on there that will say youre such a good boy.t. samefag except the reverse (mommy issues)
>>109069440>apply for project manager role>"so how many projects have you managed">WTF WHAT A STUPID QUESTION DO YOU REALIZE HOW RETARDED YOU ARE?guessing you didnt get the job
I can't wait for FD to get rabbies. I want to share funny pictures with twg bros.>>109069440That literally answers the type of data business expects from managers/pms, and filters manager wannabes. Literally a kpi. Did you expect questions about vibes, friendships and maintaining company values?
>>109069171You clearly have never been anywhere near a fagman lmaot. ex-microshit
>>109069232Just nepotism.
Back to office today.... Gonna shit myself
>>109069605nta, but you are telling me you don't need to speak english properly to work at a faang? what the fuck? i have been trying to get rid of my israeli accent for 2 years now, maybe I should just give up if it doesn't matter, at least I know proper english
>>109069706if youre a hiring manager are you going to deny some crazy technical chinese AI engineer with a phd a job because he speaks in broken english?
>>109069733how is the going to communicate with teamates?
>>109069711how the fuck
>>109069752>claude, translate ching chong ting tong bing bong into engrish>ok!
>>109069733They abso fucking lutely don't even so much as interview, let alone hire, "crazy technical" anythings these days. Trust me, I'm >>109069605They only care if you're "a team player" and can memorize leetcode. Most importantly, though, it's >>109069616>>109069706Some of my colleagues were literally incomprehensible (not just to me either).
>>109069467>>109069523I have like 20yoe as project manager and asking for exact project counts and budgets is a flawed metric that is easily faked and says nothing about actual competence. It just creates an arbitrary trap based on whatever hidden number range the recruiter has in mind. If you list massive multi-million-dollar portfolios, you are rejected for lacking a small-business focus - but if you list smaller, highly focused 100k projects, you are dismissed for lacking enterprise scale. It forces you into a superficial guessing game instead of actually evaluating how they manage scope, risk, and delivery.
>>109068111>if i quit i still need to work two more weekswhat kind of bullshit ass country do you live in?
>>109067626>because of the overhiring in our org he literally can't turn me full time and I will be yeeted in a couple of monthsyou know this to be true anonrecently I asked to be hired into a senior position they had suddenly opened, but I was told I'd have to apply and that I wouldn't get a title or pay upgradethey have been dangling a senior promotion in front of my face for a year but now I realize I'm never going to get it at this company
>>109069823>go into bullshit field>get asked bullshit questions:othank fuck my interviews are like>in x scenario, does the compiler or runtime handle memory management for this object
>>109069860you think you'll just stay a dev forever? if you want to keep growing you eventually will get into management
>>109069866yeah last guy i interviewed with is a senior dev at faang, 20 yoe and he makes 600k a year lol
>>109069860>has bullshit boomer interviews that have never been done in the past 25 years>claims not to be in a bullshit field
>>109066186
>>109069871>20 yoe and he makes 600k a year lolthat position is not meant for the average anon, get real
>>109069891i am not an average personi do not aspire to be average
>>109069706>Israeli accentall of the kikes at my fagman display it proudly what is this bait, disgusting animals
>>109070089why are you racist
How do you guys feel about being second choice? A company I applied to me threw me away saying another candidate was better, they said it was tough but yada yada. Now 2 weeks later they said the candidate failed the background check and want me instead.
>>109070136Can’t afford to be picky in this economy. But if you can, good for you
>>109069966the first step is to stop posting here then, we're average lazy people here
>>109070136it's a job, not a girlfriend
Is product manager a bullshit job?
>>109069276The project wasn't canceled, his manager is out so he's acting manager and doesn't have time. Also, he hasn't done half the work, it's just like three PowerPoint slides
>>109069276>>109070294Also forgot to say, it wasn't a manager who didn't care, it was a manager who told him to stop working on it, I'm doing it now
>>109066203If that's the kind of person he is, why would you want to tell him anything? Forget about him, don't talk with him, get your life under control and get the hell away from those people and never talk with them again. Family is family if they act like it.
>>109066203>the apple troon has daddy issuesWow big surprise.
>the engineers are testing in prod againAnd IT management keeps downplaying and letting them do it because they insist using the the staging environment is too hard, and won't let anyone else in their repo.
>>109070352I do this and say this
>>109066149I'm ready to build it. Not for want of money or ass but simply because I can.
my boss fired me
>>109069054He's 0% a sperg. It's all memes for his 'image'. He's borderline retarded, though, which is a real concern.
>>109070436>>>/g/utwg
>>109066149Me on the right
>40k in debt>underemployed (used to work in software dev before getting laid off)>dad tells me to stop studying shit online or working on projects and get an online cs degree insteadis he right or retarded
>>109070572Profoundly retarded
>>109070572why not work for free to build exposure?
>>109070572Work in a data center as you look at other options would be my advice.
>>109070600lol boomer
>>109070136I'd take it and keep looking
>>109070600hows that cotton farm going for yuh jim?
>>109070606I cant even get a job at helpdesk shit because every company around me wants a degree for that too and they get like 80 applications for a position.
Updated a bunch of computers today at workLiving the dream
>>109070652There are ways to get around having a degree, but you got to know shit and have charisma. It does make it more difficult though.
>>109070707No there aren'tYou can't charisma an AI parser looking for BA or BS on a resume
Why am I so dumb when horny? I added some female colleague on snap today. I fucking hope her account was dead, because it definitely didn't look alive
>>109070710It's AI looking for special keywords. Just talk about scanning brains and making a copy of neural net that is inserted into the vram and works with the tensor cores. Don't tell them you worked for Arasaka though. Kek.
>>109070750Yeah and one of those keywords is Bachelor
>>109070752I would laugh my ass off at anyone who rejected me for not having a degree when I have a working prototype.
>learned to code>but not the way goyim are supposed to>so even though I can pass all the interviews in a fair competition I get screened out before talking to a personvery cool thanks jews
>>109070773Why did you not respond and continue the convo you were having? Maybe you got rejected for being a weird passive aggressive sperg
>>109070784i never responded to you, youre arguing with someone else
>>109070773This would be fine but it's now a buyer's market and companies have to sort through 1000 applications for each open position. Filtering for degrees is an easy way to pre-screen on simple quantifiable data
>>109070771meds
My personal favorite moments are when the interviewer doesn't read my resume and assumes I have a degree, then proceeds to say something along the lines of "im not sure if they still teach you guys this stuff in undergrad"Just goes to show no one gives a shit. And its funny that it's happened twice.
>>109070811recommend any good ones? Kek!
A jeet I work with started using the white thumbs up emoji on Teams. Can I report him to HR?
>>109070890"jeets" are busy building and shipping while timmies are crying about emojis, no wonder you keep getting replaced
>>109066149I have a fairly open schedule since I do nothing outside of work. I am trying to get a job moving from web dev to like systems programming or embedded. Already getting my masters and such but are there like certifications that are relevant? Havent ever heard of any but not sure if there are any that employers would like to see. Money and time are no issue just want to know if I should get any or just grind projects or something along with a masters degree
>>109070902He does literally nothing all day
How do I tell my managers I can't have jeets working on the project because they are completely retarded and ugly? They lack basic, fundamental knowledge to be able to even follow the wiki that I have created. We already tried last year. Every single one of them fucked up at some point, despite clear instructions and big red warnings in the wiki. Management was completely fine with me doing the whole thing independently but higher ups want to expedite it so they are asking me if having jeets on it will help. How do I tell them jeets are retarded in a professional manner? Also, There is no option but jeets. All other competent people are doing their own thing.
>>109070959Stress that they don't have an acceptable level of competency and whatever time you would win by paralelising would be lost many times over in the amount of training and reviewing of their work required
>>109070902>jeets>buys>building>shippingWhat is this alternate reality?>uses timmy wrongOh you're just a delusional nigger
>>109070959Just tell management you don't need their "assistance" at the moment
What's a good do-nothing job for a useless autist who can't interview? I have tons of YOE but no actual skills.
>>109070710I have the keyword degree in my resume and have no issues getting interviews, "I have a great degree of..."
>>109071077>What's a good do-nothing job for a useless autist who can't interview?mass grave occupant
>>109069144>What options would I even have with a computer science degree?your options with a cs degree are to get very lucky, know somebody, or be extremely talented. if you don't fall into at least one of those categories you are going to have a mostly useless degree.it is so confusing to see that people still enroll in cs.
I am quiet quitting and have 350+ emails that I didn't respond to in my inbox and somehow they still haven't noticed that I am doing nothing.
>>109071139>or be extremely talented.Nope. Hasn't been relevant in over 20 years.
>>109071008That is very true. Ty anon.
>>109066427How on earth do you pull base salary offers that high, do you live in California?
>>109071193people will hire an extremely talented individual that can prove it. few people fit into that category. the overwhelming majority of the time someone who thinks they are this is an, at-best, slightly above average person with a massive ego.
>people will hire an extremely talented individual that can prove itthats totally me
>>109071235You must be 18 or older to browse this site.
>>109069064based
>>109069064benchod
>>109071178this is what boomers do except they do it for 20 years and then get promoted
>>109071356I swear I will send emails or teams messages and not get a reply for days if I ever get one. I don't think anyone actually cares in any sort of office job. It's expected to just not reply to emails or teams messages
>giant forest fire next to my job>entire sky is orange at 1 pmwhoa, cool
I have not done any work in 9 months and no one has even noticed. I just got a glowing midyear performance review. The amount of waste and fake productivity in the modern economy must be mind boggling.
>>109071434any given day I write less than 20 lines of garbage code. Everyone loves me at my job and always get glowing reviews. every once in a while I'll go crazy and write maybe 500+ lines of somewhat ok code. But no one notices anything and doubt they do anything themselves
>>109066507Why would I take advice from somebody less intelligent than me?
>Hello Raj,>Thanks very much for your interest in X and for applying to the Senior Software Developer position. We really appreciate the chance to learn more about you and your professional experience and would love to hear more from you.>Unfortunately at this time we won’t be moving it forward...HELLO????Why the fuck would you phrase your reject mail like that, it sounded like they wanted to move forward but then I'm hit with the rejection.Fuck you.
>>109066507>your failures are completely your ownMassive cope, shifting the blame only makes your own downfall even bigger when it finally comes around.
>>109066507I wish you would just die so I am free to be happy.
>My turn to talk in meeting>Project manager is visibly rolling their eyes on camera and checking their phone>1 week later>Update from CEO>"Following an excellent suggestion from <Project Manager> we will now be implementing X">It was my ideaSo this is corporate life.
>>109071510Next time they ask for your ideas, mention you don't want to share them because they get stolen and credited to somebody else.They are 100% aware that they stole your idea and think less of you for not pushing back.
>>109071510>bringing up any idea not through recorded email chainsrookie mistake
>tell codex to look into my to do column, move them in progress, solve the tasks, and leave comment updates>90% of the time I have to do literally nothing>get paidhow is this still happening
Hi
>>109071510u aint got da rite complexion for da connection, nigga!dey jez' be tryna keep a BLACK man down. shyeet
thoughts on the Department of War? apparently they're hiring a lot of SWEs and Cybersecurity engineers.
>>109071534*robs and steals*
>>109071542*gets drone striked by Iranian giga chads*
my summer internship gives me $20/hr, is that bad for tech? i live in the midwest if that matters
>>109071593nigger, burger flippers make more
>>109071542>N-No you don't understand, I'm here to pilot drones from the safety of my homeland, you can't send me to the front, HELP ME MOMM-
>>109071580>>109071610why would the DoW send an swe in dc to the middle east
>>109071629>he thinks he's safe in """dc""""
>>109069251>Oslowtf why
>>109071638You didn't give Trump the peace prize
>Our work environment involves the use of time-tracking software that helps ensure accountability and transparency for our remote team. This software monitors work activity during work hours, including taking periodic screenshots and tracking website URLs. Are you comfortable working in a remote environment where this type of software is used?Uuuuuuuhhhh.... No?
>>109070600this
>woman gets added to scrum team>team immediately becomes disorganized gaslighting mess
I'm going to get a job at apple and then i'll finally be able to tell my supervisor all of the work she dumps on me is bullshit and then ill move to california and finally move out and live in peace and quiet without family members dropping by uninvited and then ill finally be doing cool work like spending 2 weeks making sure that a specific button in the keynote app rotates a certain way and plays a cool animation when you change your phone from portait to landscape and ill be able to afford food from the campus cafeteria every day and eat steak and salad and steak sandwiches and steak and bring my airpods max to work without my supervisor bitching at me and spend an hour in the campus gym with the ab machine (not the stupid shitty rope one) and find myself a qt intern 5'2 wasian gf that likes to cosplay and finally have sex!!!
>>109070289yes
>>109071815I want one
>>109071817why does everyone aspire to bullshit jobslearn something you like and become the best you can be!
>>109071832because i hate working and making money for the CEO like a good goya bullshit job keeps my conscience clean knowing im wasting the comapany's money
>>109066281>grillageGrillage?! What the hell is that?
>>109071832You don't get to improve at work, you just get to work yourself to the bone in brainless pointless work. You'll figure it out once you get a job. Or maybe you don't, you come off as particularly retarded so you might find this intellectually stimulating.
>>109066251This video becomes a lot more entertaining to watch once you realise it is an exercise in how many product placements one can fit into 77 seconds.
>>109071917this is peak schizo shit0% chance a toaser company and larian studios and sony and huawei are sponsoring this dude at the same time.
>>109069251>Dubai and Oslo>Poorfag education and envy is something to behold
>>109071931>0% chance a toaser company and larian studios and sony and huawei are sponsoring this dude at the same time.I suspect the way it actually works is he has affiliate links for everything in the description.The only ones I think could plausibly be directly sponsored by the companies in question are the robot mop, the weights bar lifter, the adjustable weight, and maybe the berries. He makes sure the company names are right in the middle of the shot. Could just be to generate more interest in the affiliate links though.You must be able to see how constructed those placements are? Please anon, tell me you aren't adrift in the forces of marketeering with no defenses. Tell me you recognise how marketing works.
I'm actually learning more about cricket to improve my chances of getting a promotion
sirs 1 questionWhats the average pass rate from initial hr interview to second phase technical test, live coding?I apply mostly via linkedin and get a lot of initial interviews with hr. But my rate hr -> technical test is like 1/20.I even recorded a couple of them to see if i was doing something wrong but didnt find any major flaw like being too nervous, talking too fast/slow, being rude. And yes, i know how to lie but i dont lie too much. Since im applying for positions similar to my previously jobs. I mostly reply yes to everything or "i never used tech x but i used y thats similar and i can learn x fast"... the usual.I dont think im doing anything wrong or how to improve.
>>109071790Godspeed, Appleanon.
>open a new terminal>it's broken because the global profile got pushed with some Ai slop>try to open web page to parse test results>it's broken from a different Ai slop post>go to email to open link to test results>link intermittently claims I don't have permissionsAHHHHHHH I CAN'T FUCKING WORK LIKE THIS
>>109071790dang anon now that sounds like a plan, good luck
>>109071790Youre gonna not get the job and then finally egg out
i'm getting fired tomorrow, 5 years at same company as .net developer. i did a job interview last week and they gave me one of those leet code challenge to solve, i had no idea how to do it. how fucked i'm to get a new job? seems like this shit is everywhere now.
>>109072561>how fucked i'm to get a new jobtotal boomer deathi hope you've been grinding leetcode
>>109071790i remember getting the unprompted foobar challenge back in 2019 i think it was. wish i would have put more effort into it, especially since if you made it to problem 4 you were pretty much guaranteed an interview and it involved using markov chains which i used in my undergraduate research (although we used monte carlo simulations and they probably wanted an exact approach)
Rejected from another job I'm overqualified for.
>>109071790>I'm going to get a job at appleI would recommend against counting your chickens before they hatch.If you get an offer, then you can gloat. But not before.
>>109072706>i remember getting the unprompted foobar challenge back in 2019qrd?>markov chains which i used in my undergraduate research (although we used monte carlo simulations and they probably wanted an exact approach)what type of role was this for
>>109072104bumpAnyone?
>>109071077sorry pal do-nothing jobs are reserved for the neurotypical
>find out someone from highschool went trans>look them up on linkedin>full-stack developeralways tech
>>109072736*for which I'm overqualified
>>109072738You don't seem to understand. I said I'm getting the job. I've applied to ~250 positions at apple, am waiting on responses for 148 of them, and currently interviewing with 2 teams.I've spent every single day for the past 7 months practicing leetcode and uploading shit to my github. The last interview I had I correctly answered 21/23 of the questions presented to me, and the incorrect ones were hardware related.
>>109069251>dubai and oslomy fucking sides
>>109073288Interviewing well != guaranteed jobThere's lots of bogus where companies will rope you along through multiple rounds of interviews just to give the job to an internal hire
>>109071931you are retarded
>>109073326I had this happen to me from the internal end. I’m sure if they found someone just amazing they would have hired him instead of me, but I do wonder sometimes what poor saps got strung along and for how long. The whole legal requirement to make these job postings public is double edged sometimes.
Halfway through my internship at a very large company and had a meeting with my manager today.The feedback was honestly as positive as it could be. They said they have no notes for me, I'm doing great work, and to keep doing what I'm doing. Right now I'm working across 5 different projects and have gotten consistently positive feedback.Then came the part I was worried about.They told me they don't have the headcount or budget to hire another person, so a return offer is extremely unlikely regardless of performance. Guaranteed this fy and in the future its possible but was told to not hold out because they are a lean team.I graduated with my Master's in May, so going back to school isn't really an option. I guess I'm about to join the sea of people sending thousands upon thousands of applications and praying for a response.Not sure how I am going to stay motivated through the rest of the internship if I am not gonna get hired, feels like none of it matters if there simply isn't a position available even though the need for additional members on the team is very apparent.
>>109073288Yeah but they could probably tell you were a psychopath autist so no go
>>109073288>I've applied to ~250 positions at appleOver 7 months? How would you still be waiting for 148 still?
Why couldn't some other career get memed I literally just wanted to program in peace with no interaction I didn't even care about making a lot but faggots had to ruin it all
>>109073288there are not 250 positions at apple for which you're qualified
>>109073525I literally spend most of my week doing nothing, wfh, only person I have to interact is my boss. TC is awful dog poop though (70k).
>>109067598What is the concept anon?
>>109073525because there are tens of thousands of other lazy socially maladjusted and avoidant internet addicts just like you that hoped to land a wfh job requiring no interaction. in face of the bubble popping and most of the people with a cs degree being underemployed or unemployed, you still chose the easiest and laziest path and continued a degree that has literally no value.
>>109073650>in 2o26 being normie entails being terminally online maladjusted freak>in 2o26 it is furries and weird people who attend office in suits and protect the people from the threatMonday enjoyers, unite!
>>109073538yeah you're not really a programmer at that salary
>>109073683if I may interject, roles are not defined by compensation
>we now have a weekly "AI meeting" where the boomer managers lecture us on what claude slop they generated this week
>>109073710That's frustrating — you're right to call out it as a pain point. Would you like me to suggest a few ways to make it more productive?
>>109073710I made a harness for my CEO because he kept asking gemini flash how to expand the business and it was driving me crazy.
>>109073537Apple employs ~160,000 workers and ~20,000 of those are engineers. There is at least 1 developer that hates his job and can't implement a segment tree or heap from scratch. I will replace him.
>>109073844They could employ 2x that number but like most FAGMAN companies they run lean.
>>109073844You are the worst poster on this shit board, worse than the canadian plane fag. STFU WITH YOUR BLOG POSTING. No wonder your dad hates you
>>109073989and you, a phoneposting zoomer, think you're any better?
>>1090740140% chance the guy you're replying to is a zoomer
>>109073507start applying now anon
>>109074014why do you think I'm a phone poster
brutal pill to swallow is that nobody wants to work with hyper autists, not even other hyper autists.
>>109073844I currently work at Apple. It’s not that great. If you actually did get a job here you’d get disillusioned from it failing to live up with this bizarre fantasy you’ve created in your head.
What the fuck is up with "Thanks in advance"? It's presumptuous and passive-aggressive
>>109074188How come Apple software is so buggy?
i have no idea what is happening at my workplace 90% of the time and whenever i want to actually do a task, theres no real description and i have to spend hours sending messages to people to pull a vague description of the task out of them. at this point it feels more tenable to look for a new job than try to do more tasks. no one seems to expects much to get done though>>109074276i thought it was pretty common knowledge that one should never use that phrase for those reasons. you must work with autists or perhaps dumbasses
>>109074276JFC, not everything is meant to be passive-aggressive. Grow a fucking spine.
>>109074276Just do what I told you to faggot
>>109074321identifying problems make you angry
>>109074276I've used it when mailing someone and knowing that I won't be replying to them once they reply
>Thanks for taking the time to apply for the Intermediate to Senior Backend PHP Developer (Remote/WFH) role at this company.>Unfortunately, your application was not successful.>We've had a large number of applications for this role, with many candidates who closely matched our requirements and many >others narrowly missing out on our short list.>Good luck with the job hunt and please feel free to apply for our upcoming roles.4.5 yrs of exp. before being laid off recentlycan't get an interview for the intermediate level position Are you guys still doing leetcode and other monkey dance to get a job in this economy?
>>109071952>Tell me you recognise how marketing works.Too many anons have no clue about internet marketing. I suspect zoomers are the most ignorant and naive of all, but I wish we could get studies on how many people don't really know that, say, Instagram is all about "product placement", i.e., trying to sell shit to.clueless morons.>>109072561I'm pretty sure I've seen this post like 5 times already..
I'm getting hired tomorrow, replacing some guy who did 5 years as .net developer. I did the job interview last week and they gave me one of those leet code challenge to solve, I knew exactly how to do it.
We're not hiring the person we were considering to replace a .NET developer with 5 years of experience.
>>109074298They haven’t cracked the whip hard enough on the software engineers for the past 15 years.
just been advised I am in fact not being hired tomorrow to replace some guy who did 5 years as .net developer.
nightmare mode attention challenge: watch a full-screen 2-hour movie on your PC without ever tabbing out
Why are mouthbreathing faggots always saying >ackshully software requires lots of collaborationLike it literally isn't though I can slop out anything end to end with google and ai I literally need nothing from you except for you to define what behavior you want instead of seesawing and being completely useless
>>109074567Mouth breathing homosexual here it’s true I’m always saying that
>>109074562>Watch a fucking movie.Is this such a problem for zoomers?
>>109074276it's corporate for "you had better fucking do it"
>>109074398Problem? Where?
>>109074789YesEveryone takes their phone out while watching something
>>109074877Right here*pokes you in the chest*
>>109074567>ackshully software requires lots of collaborationI mean if you consider that someone has to make the hardware and operating system and compiler and all that, then I guess that's definitely true.If they mean a single software application or service requires collaboration, I don't think that's true.Those people are probably dead weight who know they are dead weight but want a crowd to carry their weight and conceal them.
if they're dead weight then why doesn't any company make massive profits by not having them?
>>109074935Because guess who's typically the biggest dead weight of all in any company?
>>109074956Tell me
>>109074567Collaboration is code word for making other people do the difficult work, taking credit for other people's work, avoiding responsibility for mistakes, and spreading the blame to others.>>109074935Incompetent management
>>109074567Maybe if you work on a basic self-contained app. I work in networking (not IT, actual development), and need to interact with OS teams, driver teams, hardware teams, router teams, etc
>>109074988How much of your day is spent on meetings?
>>109074960Starts with a C. Ends with an O.
>>109075009Hey man Carlito is trying his best
>>109075009If all these CEOs are losing money from being incompetent then go make a killing
>>109075126You must be 18 or older to browse this site.
>>109075126They are not nor is anyone working for them. Anon the company could fail tomorrow but everyone is getting paid. You must be 18+ to post/browse on this website.
>>109075329>>109075149pathetic doomers
>>109075439The opposite of doomers actually. Stop talking about things you have never so much as tried to understand, let alone done. But hey, give me the same small loan of a million dollar that they've got when they were 16 and let's go! What's that, you're just another mcwagie and can't afford to give me the same starting condition as the pathetic subhumans that ruin companies by their very existence (backed by extensive peer-reviewed scientific research by the way)?
>>109075477>not a doomer actually but *whiny paragraph*
>>109075481>doing things instead of crying about is whiny and doomerI accept your surrender
is chinamaxxing a valid strategy to getting a tech job?
>>109075756>Singhsaaaaaaar I am le pepe frog saaar I am basic saaar
>>109075756>captionAvailable 30 year olds with lots of money want you!>subtitles>she only wants a 666 chad and doesn't want to entertain any other potential mateEvery time
>just had our first "holy fuck, the AI bill" meeting todaylmao, it's happening
Please be informed that you must kindly do the needful. Quick call to discuss details?
i am a baby sea turtle where is mama
>recruiter asks if I'm "Moonlighting">ask what's moonlighting>she doesn't even reply, just groans and looks at me with this faceWhy are recruiters allowed to be rude fucks yet I have to be a perfect poster boy?
>>109075947it's a retarded question to ask in an interview anyway.
found my 15 year old resume from back when I was 20 and it actually lists "20 years old - single" at the topHOLY KEKWas it actually standard practice to say marital status in resumes back then or I was just a retarded kid?
>>109074188do they have 5'2 wasian interns that like to cosplay?
>>109076017i think like a decade ago my dad told me i should say i'm single in job interviews so that they know i won't have any distractions. i think i called him retarded for itanyway maybe that's what happened to you, like ur dad made u put it in
Here's the resume by the way, it's full of SOUL. By the way, this was all I needed to get hired as the sole sysadmin at a company with 50+ employees back then.Shit was so much easier back then... Much more honest>>109076056i think my uni teachers said something similar that's why I put it there.
>>109076149>be zoomzoom>just gets farmed for his whole income by boomers>rolled a nat 1 on his own boomer parents so they somehow are poor as shit despite their generation playing with the most stacked deck in history grim
>>109076380literally me, my fagman salary is creaking under the weight of family. I still live with my parents despite being engaged, my fiance also works from home and lives with her parents. I can barely afford a mortgage for a reasonable house much less for her to be stay at home mom. Who's supposed to raise my kids, the television? My parents work as well but don't make nearly enough to give my much younger brother and sister a reasonable quality of life.
>>109076400I don't even see myself going further in my career, I have no interest in this crap. I can't bring myself to be a parasitic syncophant nor can I bring myself to become a "cracked" engineer. I survived two rounds of layoffs out of pure luck. Management is leaning into AI completely so I've been just writing harnesses and orchestration and just letting it do everything. I sit there and review the slop or find more and more things to automate away, it's more soul crushing than the past 10 years of competing with chinks on adderal to get here.I think I'll just kill myself
>>109076380i think about this regularly. both of my parents worked like dogs but squandered every penny they ever made. the easiest period in human history to acquire wealth and they never took advantage of it.some people will never, ever make a single good financial decision in their entire lives.
>>109076400the future is great. you have to work 3 times as hard to pay for the retiree and single mother who enjoys a nearly identical quality of life to you despite not working and taking 1 month long vacations whenever they feel like it.
>>109074562I have multiple monitors so I just do this on my nice TV in my living room
>>109076460yep, but the parasites are the jewish billionaires hoarding everything anon, just do the math and see if wealth funneled up or down (or sideways to Israel) is what's making you poor. No amount of coal burning and negrous activity can equal one jewish billionaire's bailouts, incentives and write-offs. It does almost completely remove the incentive to do anything because as almost any salary range you might as well be a welfare nigger
>>109076460to be fair the system is kinda creaking since a lot of zoomers don't see the point of working so they are just leeching at home off their parents, who are only wealthy because they themselves leech off of working zoomers and millenialshowever i don't think we will get a proper collapse of the whole generational wealth extraction scheme. imo either the boomers will get away with it scott free until they die, or young people will find a way to take action and get all the boomer favoring politicians out of power. i'm not sure exactly how the latter would happen but i generally don't believe a small minority of crusty, useless boomers can hold onto power if young people are truly fed up with them
>>109066149>coworker uses AI for everything the last 2 or so years>genuinely dont think he's written code himself in that time>proceeds to always say "look what I made" or "I made this" and it's just the worst AI slop you've ever seen >superiors at work eat it up like he's the greatest programmer ever>he doesnt even know how to write a php function himself... never used functions until he started prompting.
>>109071638I think that anon is Swedish
>>109076149Good. Less crotch goblins.
>>109071542Getting a job at any federal agency is pretty good. If you play your cards right you can coast your way through with average pay and get some cool benefits by the end of it.
>they want to take away all remote admin permissions so we can only fix systems physically out of security concerns>we have remote only workersthis might be the most retarded thing devoid of logic ive heard in my lifeanyway time to set up a network share into config manager script hijacking pipeline to do my work
Today was the first time I met my manager in person. After a sweet chit-chat his last sentence was "I thought you were taller". I think it's actually over this time, bros
>>109074908Thanks in advance.
>>109074468>Too many anons have no clue about internet marketing.It's true. I've been called schizophrenic before for pointing out basic things like this and they just can't recognize "this person might not be being complete open about their marketing intentions with me". It's like there's some barrier that makes accepting that impossible, and I guess they maybe think they have to "save face" with me countersignalling them.Not sure if it's generational. I can think of young people and old people in my life who just absorb the ads without questioning.
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>>109076468I really want one of those portable multi monitor set ups for traveling; think they are worth it?
I'm actually feeling nostalgic for past. I'm watching dark souls exploration video, and feeling that I actually was haply playing ds1 for the first time back in 2012. It's strange because I always feel that my life is improving. I miss the feeling dark souls and v and living with parents provided me back then.Thank you for reading my blog.
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>>109076497>le parasitic capitalreddit take. when you misunderstand how finance works and how capital is deployed in a modern economy, or how wealth creation works at all, its easy to assume you can just tax le rich to solve all problems.most of the people in america don't work. 60% labor force participation right off the top. a third of the entire country is retired boomers. a quarter of all children are in single parent households. barely any of them work. something like 15% of the entire population is legally disabled and receiving payments for it.fact of the matter is not enough people are bothering to work. scrapping some rich guy's yacht and liquidating his stocks wont build le affordable housing. the junkie retard on a "housing first" program setting the unit on fire on a meth binge surely isn't helping housing, nor are the millions of fraudulent asylum seekers who aren't allowed to work for 2 years.
>>109076509boomers are going to be out in 10-20 years. a lot of them didn't have children. half of them are already dead. they will have left us with a highly unstable multi racial, crumbling state. they have it on lockdown, they will live out the remainder of their lives in utter luxury at the cost of the entire country's future and stability.all the AI being rolled out right now is just mass surveillance for the issues that have been brewing, are currently, and will surface when boomers are gone.i understand zoomers not wanting to work. half the jobs in our economy are bullshit food service and retail. like working at target for 20 years to make 30 dollars an hour serving boomers is a life.
