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AI AI AI AIEverything is AI nowI'M FUCKING TIRED
>>109740137Have you tried filtering the phrase "AI"?It's helped me avoid 90% of the trash here.
>>109740143My brother, you are replying to a post with your supposed filter.
AI AI AI AI WHERES MY SAMURAI GREEN BLACK AND BLUE ARE THE COLORS OF THE SKY AI AI AI
>>109740400"This is an angel's dance"-Faust, Patron Saint of Emmeria, 20XX
>>109740400I read this to the beat of enter the ninjahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegdR0GiJl4&list=RDcegdR0GiJl4
>>109740102ITT>noo I SWEAR tech is not a scamtop kek
Rookie, you're taking lead!
>>109740367Lol I only filter the OPs
>>109740477>Just needs a little shove now and again, when they need itNew hostiles on radar. I had a bad week for the last one, but I can maintain now. I can be as bad a person as I want. I am here and am doing my job.
I want to learn how sonar works because having to learn how hydraulics and heavy electrical systems work will expose me as a fraud who should have already known that stuff
I took a couple days off to attend to my vehicle, and felt bad in fleeting moments, and thinking about it now, i feel worse because everything involved should have been shit I should have handled trivially, even within my trade should have been easy, and as a worker at all should be something i should have had more parts and tooling to handle so i could get in. I shouldn't have given up so easily, and the failure was not so critical. I was weak and gave up in a rage. I'd forgotten how to sweat it.
>>109740477>>109740505>>109740559>>109740616tech work?this isn't your personal blog, you braindead drug addicted moron
>>109740620it's a target rich environment and striking any target presents further engagements that i have not prepared with mines and air cover and shit
>>109740620>>109740627and, honestly, i do work tech in the military, in a trade that has been deleted from existence in favor of more cyber shit, and my civvie job is at a flight school where people do very complicated signal processing that i do not understand in the slightest for me, ESM and ECM supposedly exist, don't work, and I'm supposed to figure that out despite no documentation existing, and somehow that is not the biggest problem because there's out-of-spec fasteners and serial cards that require ports that no longer exist and shitbeing back on force protection was stupider but at least more understandable
I will say though; my boss is a madman with obvious even worse mental derangement, but it's somehow soothing when he speaks.
>>109740641>print("Hello, World!")Huh? Isn't he going to fuck things up?>shutil.rmtreeAh, there it is.
>unit sent me le scary emails about service>send back an email from my Military Contractor Account being honest, but using that email address as a flexfinna going to the opening "parade" night of the year laden with my own radios and admin accounts and shit. niggas threatening me with lack of service, great, lemme call up harbour traffic about it if imma be late
What I hate most about my current job is that it's clearly staffed with psychos like myself, and that the things I am always on the cusp of giving up on, they're also on the cusp of giving up on. even the management above us is clearly tired and trying and clearly wondering why they still try.
>>109740102this thread needs to be deleted and started over.
>>109740102>Thank for you for application. Unfortunately, our hiring manager Mr Rajesh determined you were not a good fit for this position. We are moving forward with other candidates at this time.>The other candidates:Why is this allowed?
>>109739931>that artistNigga what
>>109740896I'll have to shoot back at you, and it'll all be in good fun
Agents, stand down, homeboy touched the ABU branded Kel-Tek
>realized that I can filter out all the indian companies and recruiters by telling the linkedin "AI search" to do soI'm a fucking genius
>>109740890Why are you allowed to spam the same images over and over? Don't know
>at the end of a client call, senior ask me if i understood>i left for 5 minutes to do stuff without anyone knowing>start shitting myself thinking i missed something>senior get angry at me for not listening and explain things to me again>we call the client again and i repeat what i thought they wanted>i was right on point and he was the one that didn't understand the requirementI think i should just fake confidence from now on
>>109740102i'll ask again, what car do you drive?
>>109741876toyota yaris (my mom's)
>multimilion fintech company >data fetcher for critical data written in rust because muh speed and we have AI for coding it >no one know rust>no one know how it works >no one know why it works>breaks almost every day >just prompt codex to fix that shit over and over again It is so tiring guys… I literally had to set private telegram notification to notify me when the services start to throw errors so I can prompt the fix. If we don’t and we have missing data then we get shit throw at us from every direction. The management don’t understand anything, for every problem we bring up the answer from them is “use ai/we have ai/try that with ai”. Thankfully only 3 more months until my stock option mature and I can fuck off from this burning garbage company and go to live for couple of years to Thailand.Anyway the proof fix is done going to deploy it now and hopefully that will be the only crash this weekend .
>>109741920Setup an automating system with a webhook on the notification triggering a meme agentic workflow. Relax, it's not your problem.
>>109741920>coding in rust>no one knows rustlol
>>109740102Just got my first non no-name company offers, Idk what to pick:Woven by Toyota: lowballing me but the team is cool (core autonomous driving system, i.e. controls and planning) lower salary than my current company and meh benefits, verbally told Id eventually work with MLEs, and 2 days a week remote + 30 days workation.Amazon: systems engineer in a core team of the ecommerce org so big impact and responsiblity, TC is ok, but not really software engineering, not sure about ML exposure either (probably nothing beyond recommender systems).im pretty much weighing whether FAANG or robotics experience will carry more weight in the future. I dont care about what I work on as long as it is technical, gives me status and make me money.
>>109742292>amazon>ecommerce org>any impact or responsibility at alllmao>2026>ML>existingEveryone just calls out to openai APIs even for classification now.
>>109740896>>109740925I felt sorry for being mean to you, but that is a real test. B&w anime girl guy is next.>Monday tomorrow Time to escalate, for wasting 10-12h daily.
>>109742300Whether or not I get responsibility doesnt matter, what matters is to say "I work on this famous feature you use everyday" when applying to the next job. Every job is just a stepping stone for the next imo.
>>109742315Nope. At best nobody cares. Most of the time you get past on for that shit. Thought the same as you 15 years ago.t. ex-M$.
>>109742315Literally dont listen to this guy>>109742325 you have aa short window in life to settle your career, if your parents didnt prep you for a top uni you msut make it up at grad school level, if you fucked up grad school too then you make it up on your first job, if you fucked up that too then you have one last shot at senior level. Past that point, it’s truly over. And at every step you miss, you fall behind. What you work on doesnt matter, you can always lie on a resume and study hard for 6 months before applying to your next dream job. But you cant lie about your company’s name, your title, your start and end date due to background check, so ts the only thing people acrually care about. People will read your bullet points only if youre working against kids with similar backgrounds as yours.
>>109742367t. never had a job
>>109741938Yep I'm literally going to do that. I'm drawing the line when I have to wake up at 4 AM on Saturday just to fix some slop.>>109742176I kid you not the whole argument was "You can learn the basic stuff and then just safeguard the AI to build it" Now they "plan" to hire a rust guy but lol good luck fixing that shit
>>109742723The other thing is that precisely nobody who knows the tech is willing to work on fixing slop. It's something I've been pleasantly surprised to see.
>>109741878European workers killed managers for less. Indians are a slave class that enjoys it.
>it's another episode of "sorry sweetie, we have a pay bonus freeze, but not for sales since they are acktshyly making money for this company :^) "
>>109742367peak bugman mentality, imagine severing your divine light to try (and fail) to win the rat race
Move to JapanTech jobs are in demand there
>>109740137YOU ARE CATTLE
>>109742813Me my entire career. With a bonus side of 'btw if you don't get a bonus you're locked out of promotions for 2 years, and if you don't get a promotion within 2 years you'll be fired on PIP at the end of the period :)"
>3 day weekend
Companies which ditch old rituals and rely on the AI faster will win, really is as simple as thatCode reviews, clean code, JIRA ticket retardation are all impediments to progressThese backwards practices will die out and I, for one, will not miss them
>>109741558>I think i should just fake confidence from now onthat's the wrong take, just don't be swayed as easily by your coworkers who may or may not be intentionally trying to fuck you up
>>109744277as a security engineer and red teamer i support this sentiment
>>109744277I'm already tired of how claude type everything, smug little bitch
>>109744277same as >>109744335I want them to rely on LLMs so that I can have increased job security.
>>109744335>>109744680AI will also solve securityIn fact it's one of the best tools for solving security, a prime use case
>>109744277Correct—velocity is the only thing that matters.
>>109744704Attack is the best form of defence, not least when paradigms are shifting as they are
>>109742723>I kid you not the whole argument was "You can learn the basic stuff and then just safeguard the AI to build it"this would work in every other language except rust
>>109744704>—I HATE IT. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT. I FUCKING HATE IT
>>109744696they can help as much as they can cause problems :^)
>>109744277This move fast and break shit is why everything is so fucked. Let's do it more and faster. We will win for sure.
The thought of high pace vibeslop software isn't comfortable. But PRs/code reviews have been the most hellish faggoty part of my job and career no doubt. Kind of feels like you can't win in this space.
>>109744786this is the world we live in
Everyone I work with is a cocksucking retard.
>>109745148You are the biggest one, always remember that anon
>>109744806Nah>>109744843Loser mindset
>>109744786Get over yourself—AI is the future.
>>109744851I have enough empirical evidence to show that it doesn't matter how autistically you review a PR, no matter how well devised you think your unit tests are, the bugs will always be there and you just have to ship fixes quickly when things break, and if you're not retarded everything is Basically Fine (TM) 90% of the time
>>109745218This is why I only do AI code reviews nowI only read code myself if someone changed a part I care about
>hate on AI>lose job to AI>8 years of experience yet still 4 months of unemployment >give in and apply to all types of jobs (vibe coding even)>unacceptable salary offers some even half the past pay check >get a good offer from a bank job>accept despite having to be there at 8 am>most monitored thinkpad I have ever seen>every time i log in it reminds me that I am being monitored with a huge disclaimer message>absolutely no AI, even gemini or whatever comes up in google searches are blocked somehow>bank has it's own LLM that is spaghetti will smith tier>everyone considers the in house AI a joke no one uses it>task time expectations are classic and process goes through thorough tests and security shit>they still use landlines on desks and faxes >literally had to look up and employees commit to email contact book and get his extension to ask him for a reference kinda worth wearing buttoned shirts but it's crazy how different this feels
>>109745603Based
can't believe it's almost monday againfuck everything
>>109744277The main problem aren't the specific processes used but that most people simply don't give a fuck. They're just going through the motions. When the first point of failure is the individual, what process they follow doesn't really matter.
I don't even know what my fucking job is anymore. Middle management, I basically just buy shit and coordinate installs. Now I'm turning into an advisor, tech support, counsel for lawyers and upper level management, and explaining geopolitics and local tax laws to these fucking money people who manage accounts. WTF is going on?
>>109740102I got to pick my job title this year and went with Principal Product Engineer.But really fucking wish I went with Principal Product Manager or something to sound less technical since I'm basically a web dev / tech generalist.
Good morning Tech world,Today we escalate the conflict.>I dont want to, send help please.>The release was due to my leave time>Everyone says it's okay but it is not>will have to talks to Invidualistic Next Dployment IT... people Sos
>>109747051so you are managing resources, and you now also have to spoonfed others on how you manage resources.idgi, what's wrong with that?
I can't believe we have to work for so long
>>109745851Do you work in fucking Japan
>>109748744Could be Canada
>>109747606>Senior team member asks me to connect to a call, unpaid, at midnight, to talk to the cisco indians because he can't understand them>don't even refuse, just ask for my time to be tracked>he gets all angry and prissy
>>109749237Do the needful pajeet, stop being so jewish
I don't think I've ever seen anyone naming models and classes in their native language but Turks. Also they write their API documentation in turkish. I want to fucking kill myself.
>>109749388Chinks sometimes do that, spics very often do that. Frogs also do that sometimes.
>>109749395I'm working on some integration with them and they threw us a swagger documentation in turkish and called it a day. All the API names, models, response codes, errors, enums etc are in turkish kek
>>109740102Man, Im never going to work in tech lol
how do I leverage a job in tech to get a gf
i screwed up and i got two offers for my first job on accident but i dont want to be rude and say no to the first one what do i do. its for engineering
>Hour long department standup where everyone talks about projects I'm not involved withWhy does this exist?
>>109749667Get Chinese spy gf
>>109750318
>>109746345>can't believe it's almost monday againbut it was only saturday a moment ago...
it's a holiday in freedomland
>>109750555Fake news. USA does not have holidays because they are anti semitic to the shareholders.
>>109747051Are you at least getting paid well?
>>109749274nah, i'm white, tho ESL. the guy just has difficulty understanding conversational english despite 20 YOE in the industry, or maybe just the pajeet type, not sure.glad i ain't working with him anymore
How do you deal with guys who for every topic always go>akshually...despite being wrong half the time?
>>109750797Got one of those at work right now. "senior" guy with "20 years of exp", talks down to me all the time. Is wrong 100% of the time. I say service X isn't working because of Y and do the debugging, provide proof and diagnostic, I get double guessed for 3 days straight only for him to go 'oh actually it's because of Y'. Really fucking annoying.
>>109744335LLMs are now better than you at that tho
spent the whole weekend vibecoding a project and I feel significantly more retarded than when I started
>>109750797Every single team has one of those in this industry. The disagreeability ratings are incredible for tech inclined.This is why I fucking hate PRs. That guy will always be there coming up with random shit just for the sake of it.
>>109750797Ignore if possible.
>>109744277Is this why Calculator on windows 11 takes almost 100MB of memory?
I keep in touch with one of my old bosses, nice guy, fun to talk to. The other day he asked me to check on an interview question he was using, to sort of norm how hard it should be. It was pretty simple but fun, I finished all parts in 10-15 minutes at a pretty relaxed pace. So I told him, yeah, this seems like a good question, I can see how a junior hire might get tripped up on parts of it, but overall good signal. Then he told me he was interviewing for a staff position, and the applicants were not able to finish the problem in half an hour.Do people straight up not know how to program any more?>>109750925I know a guy like that. The whole office knows that he's a retard, we put funny quotes from/about him up on the wall. The fact that he's still employed makes me question the industry.
>>109751573post the questions
>>109751535I bet if wolfman alpha made a downloadable calculator it would be 20mb.
>>109750797Like this. I simply won't listen. This includes the schizo and the self proclaimed AI evangelist.
>boss keeps pushign AI>refers to pr reviews as blockers>some pgorgammers have been working in this project for a mere two weeks>keeps pushing us to use AI to automate pr reviews>tell him we need time to actually learn the codebase>he says this is pointless now that we have AI>urges us to multitask and juggle things constantlyI'm done arguing with him and today I decided to do as he wants and start multitasking while the AI does all the work. So far my retarded Orc run in Morrowind as an homage to him is going fine.
>>109751632The EU, in their infinite wisdom, has created a new markup language that they call "unextended markup language." UXML takes the format of a regular string, but also has "tags," which are surrounded by a % on each side. Any string is valid content for a tag, so %mytag% and %my tag% are both OK. Write a simple parser that extracts all tags from a UXML string.Part 2: UXML strings can be multiple gigabytes in length and need to be streamed over the web. Adjust your parsing function to handle UXML strings in chunks.Part 3: OK, now parallelize it.
>>109741265because kill yourself thats why
>>109751784stupid question because ai will do this in seconds
>>109751658>small ass>all the fat went to her titsbad moment in history for this body type
>>109751828And yet the interviewees couldn't. Fascinating, isn't it?
>>109751784Can it even be chunked or parallelized when tags can be nested?
>>109751729Stop giving a fuck and do what he says, but make sure to have it in writing.
>>109742935thats pretty much what I did, The competition in Japan is pretty bad, Japanese software engineers simply arent good. Also theres no real striver culture in japanese universities, since kids are pretty much ensured to be hired by a top company so long as they enroll in a top uni, but companies dont expect students to ACTUALLY learn something in uni. So you end up with Keio/Waseda new grads who know nothing about anything as they spent 4 years jerking off and drinking beer, and they get scooped up by large conglomerates who pretty much unilateraly decide where to place them within the company and then proceed to teach them the job for about a year or two.But this is too slow for todays standards, and unacceptable for American big tech. So a lot of truly amazing tech offices like Amazon / Google / Indeed / Woven by Toyota have a hard time filling roles with local talents and instead turn towards international talent. Its even better if you speak just a little bit of japanese, like N3 level, if you didnt fuck up your technicals too much youre pretty much guaranteed to be picked before other asian strivers because theyd rather avoid getting too many chinese and indians in/ So Japan is overall a very easy way to get a top paying company with a really good office and great benefits. Your salary will never be US tier but you will live like a king, and after a couple of years you can usually transfer office through internal job postings anyways.t. ex tokyo faang
>>109751854not really. ask questions that help you understand how people think not things that a machine can do
>>109751978It's kind of strange how little east asians care for software engineering
>>109752008for east asians, the important thing about software engineering is erotic games
>>109751862>tags can be nestedi'm a codelet, but unless you use a specific opentag and closetag, you can't nest it, right?%big_%nested_string%string%with no context, you cannot differentiate between"big_string + nested_string"and"big_ + garbage + string"
>>109751862Good instinct - it does NOT say tags can be nested. And that's pretty much the solution.
>>109751925wtf is this real
>>109740102>AoE IVStupid fucking bitch
>>109752368>>109752202>UXML takes the format of a regular string, but also has "tags," which are surrounded by a % on each side. Any string is valid content for a tag, so %mytag% and %my tag% are both OK.I had presumed that by that definition, %my tag1%sometext%my tag2%some more text$my tag2%%my tag1% would be valid UXML syntax. In which case, parallelizing or chunking it would be difficult to do.
>>109752553Ah, sorry. Was writing it out from memory, made a mistake there.
>>109751978can you answer some real questions now? like tell us how the yellow pussy was there. was it sideways like they say?
>>109751978tempting but I think I'll settle with california and yoshinoya rice bowls
>>109751978Did you join your company's student council?
how do I practice making distributed load-bearing systems
>went back to the office for a week since years and have been working on weekends aswell>stress is raising, no matter if i do something or notI've been grinding my teeths for the last 4 days without me realizing, god i hate this rat race. Especially since i don't care about climbing the ladder
thoughts on switching from IT/devops to manufacturing, warehouse or assembly?job market is dead and i'm at my limit
>>109752990The entire job market is dead except for healthcare.
>>109753006there are some blue collar job postings but it means getting half the current pay and learning everything from scratch
>>109753033https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGHe6g8WwEc
>>109753006Skill issue. I just got an offer for 150k gbp. Entire process was 2 weeks. Scientific software at a series B startup.
>>109751729Your boss is right
>>109753057You must be very skilled with your tongue.
>>109750616I guess. It's work from home, in a flyover, six figure salary with a ton of time off. I still hate it. >>109750797Best to just ignore them. I lit one up on a call, thought I was getting fired for it. They ended moving them to another project, think they kinda figured out that the person was talking out their ass half the time and nobody wanted to call them on it.
>>109753057That's a lot of goodboy points
>>109753079Heh.But to be serious, I'm really just very lucky with this one.>>109753097Enough for tendies every day. Fellow NEETs, I'm eating good tonight!
>>109753097nta but I want Momoka to give me a lap pillow, pet me and call me a good girl in Japanese (iko iko).
>>109753107Do you ever ask yourself what your boss would think if he ever saw what kind of shit you post online anon? Maybe i'm your boss, who knows
>>109753057basedits true, the market isn't dead. there's just a lot of refuse being filtered out. too many people got in for the wrong reasons.
>>109753112Most likely everyone already assumes I'm autistic or insane because I can barely fake being a functional adult being.
How are any of you still employed with AI running amuck? Thought it was over.
>>109753079People skills play a massive and entirely underrated role in tech, as fucked up as it is... Honestly, a good stint in hell desk is good for you so long as you take the lessons. If you are personable, competent, reliable, and play politics well you're good. But getting that interview is sheer luck.
>>109753129I screamed at my coworker for caressing my shoulder because i hate that feeling a few weeks ago. I feel you anon, i truly understand you
>>109753137Since you're autistic, I made a joke about anon being good at sucking dick but the sentence can also be read as anon is good at speaking.
>>109753137This. So much this. My boss will call me from fucking Europe on vacation just to get my take on something because he knows I don't bullshit around. So many people in 'tech' are fucking retards with no actual experience, or just a basic understanding of simple shit, like bandwidth, basic math, etc. How the fuck are you going to run a multimillion dollar infrastructure project and not know the difference between single mode and multi mode fiber? Seriously? God forbid you need to deal with third party vendors and rely on them for shit. If you can't talk game you're not gonna make it.
>>109741920Maybe learn rust you incompetent faggot?
>>109753137If you can play the game, you can get connections to get the interview without luck.
>>109753214>you can get connectionsSo you think i should let someone fuck my wife for networking?
Brought from /tv/.
>>109753127Who is being filtered and what are the wrong reasons?
Just did 60 crunches (6x15) with a 6kg weight, feels good!
>>109753258Had something similar happen hence why I go to the office cafe once a week even if I don't like the food there. Also what do you have against pomeranians?
>>109753258Saying goodmorning/afternoon is not that hard cmon, we aren't edgy 15 year old anymore, i hope. And if the dogs are allowed i would take my giant ass husky, for fun.
how long did it take to get used to your work's codebase? I started my job like 6 days ago and all I've been doing since it's just staring at the code and asking AI question about it. Guess it doesn't help that it's in java which I touched like 8 years ago.
>>109753284I used to eat alone at the company cafe. I went as soon as they opened so there was no one else around.Also some people are just allergic to dogs.
>>109753287Over a year and I still don't feel perfectly comfortable with it.
>>109753287I never actually got to work on a real large codebase. All of my projects have been vaporware or some manager's pet project with 0 users that eventually gets shitcanned.I don't think another human has ever used code I've written and I've been doing this shit for 6 years.
>>109753258wish it wasn't real but....
>>109753287>your work's codebaseMost of the started project i got into took me one year to understand just fine. Just fake it and fail until you make it, everyone does it.
>>109753286>And if the dogs are allowed i would take my giant ass husky, for fun.Wouldn't your husky just scream the entire time it is there because the office's humidity is slightly too high or something?
>>109753310>Just fake it and fail until you make it, everyone does it.Very important advice: never admit you don't understand something unless you trust the person. Otherwise it'll reflect badly on you.
>>109753262>Who is being filteredpeople that don't actually care about tech or engineering. newgrads that spent all their time in uni partying, luddites that refuse to touch AI, "seniors" that can't write a for loop after years of 10 hour weeks "prompting" all day and sitting in meetings, chuds that don't even bother applying to jobs because "it will go to some fat black tranny anyways">what are the wrong reasonsbeing in tech for money.>what are the right reasonsyou're an autist that loves computers, solving problems, and wants to make something.
>>109753321Yes, that means HR will rethink that shit policy. If my dog can't come and others can i will threaten to sue
>>109753135Because most of our jobs involve the inefficient communication loop between each other and fkn project managers and their ilk
This board is more schizo than /x/ and that's a good thing.
>>109753343The CEO at my company brings her dog every day. It screams its head off if any door is ever opened anywhere, randomly attacks people, and if she has to leave for a meeting, it will whine without a break until she's back. Nobody can do any work during these times. The official policy says pets are allowed but only if they don't disturb. Obviously that doesn't apply to her.
>>109753363It's the AI psychosis kicking in
>>109753305It's literally always women making things miserable for everyone (including other women).
>>109753384show boobs, please.
>>109753334I specifically got the offer because I am hard anti-AI. At my previous job I've been part of hiring and every shitter we interview is an AI nut. Completely incompetent at the most fundamental level. Literally never interacted with someone who uses AI at all who is in any way competent.
>>109753334Ultra based
>current company police is just burn through tokens and do literally everything with AI while jumping between tasks>haven't learned a thing in monthsI wish I could filter job offers that don't use AI at all.Fuck this shit.
>>109753405Not using AI is also stupid. Ideally the candidate gained experienced before the age of AI.
>I'm in tech because I want to create something>works at FAGMAN
>>109753433>I wish I could filter job offers that don't use AI at all.You can, work for old banks and you will learn the wonders of COBOL in the big 2026! And you will rip your hair out seeing tiffany (60 year old that worked there for 30 years) not knowing how to print a pdf!
>>109753258i could tolerate most of those, but on the last one i'd prefer to commit ritual suicide in a gas station toilet
>>109753436There isn't a single intelligent person who uses AI. Why would it be stupid, then, to avoid using it, when only the stupid love it so much?
>>109753474Unless you have 10 years of COBOL exp you can't get a COBOL job. Old banks are also pushing ai shit everywhere, worse they want it all done in nocode bullshit.
>>109753233Nta but I think this is the type of nihilism that filters people.
>>109753540most "Cobol" jobs are not about knowing how to program Cobol, it's having domain knowledge about the mainframes that it's running on, maintaining them, knowing bank speak, bank processes, financial transaction processing etc.it's not about knowing how to write a for loop in Cobol>t. knower
>>109753540>Old banks are also pushing ai shit everywhereYeah but it's failing as none of those fossil worker want to use it. On my side, i'm going to keep this job for my whole life. As newer generation are not much better anyway
>>109753568And a degree in? Finance?
>>109753568Which is why they ask for 10 years of exp with COBOL.>>109753569Despite that they're not opening up COBOL jobs to people who aren't already insiders.
>>109753585if you *actually* have that knowledge it doesn't matter
>>109753606It does to the HR thot. You don't know anything.
>>109753620on the contrary, it's you who doesn't know anything
>>109753620>It does to the HR thotAs if HR actually know anything other than being annoying anon
>>109753636Can't get a job without getting through HR.>>109753635Found the HR.
>>109753532You sound insufferable. AI is extremely helpful if you already know what you're doing.
>>109753356Seriously it can't be so inefficient that it requires hiring extra people to manage.
>>109753674You find me insufferable because I intellectually tower over you like Mt. Everest over a Lanternfish.It's not because I'm particularly beyond normal smarts either.
>>109753715As I said, you are insufferable.
actually I traveled a lot like this for the past 2 years at my old jobkind of miss italthough I only ever once got upgraded to first
>>109753730As I said, I understand where you're coming from.
>>109753750You are too much up your ass to understand you are being left behind. Like some fucking boomer who thinks anyone still cares about his worthless life advice.
>>109753733Business as standard? Wish I had a job like that,we only get "premium" economyI've never, ever gotten upgraded :( although I got to sell my tickets to overbookers three times in once trip once, made 2.5k dollaridoos
Does anybody else want the mass tech layoff to happen? I've been thinking of quitting anyway. I want the 6 months severance pay
>>109753620What if I'm good looking?
>>109753819Then what will you do after it runs out?
>>109740102God, I hate women.Anyways:>be me>A+ certified >will be done with a CS bachelor's degree in 11 months right when my lease is ending and my roommate is probably moving outI've made websites and have been programming in Python for about 8 years. I worked in a research lab as their programmer for 2 years and left on bad terms. Driving a forklift right now (better hours and nearly same pay).What should I do to get a $65,000 or higher job within 10 months?
>>109753864>I worked in a research labYou effectively have zero relevant job experience.
This is a very crabs in a bucket general, no wonder you're all so miserable and muh le burned out >>109753875
>>109742765Physical checks were late once where I work and I sat in the office with the HR staff doing fucking nothing for two hours until they came.You figure out how to fucking pay me or else the next time you fucking pay me it's going to be for my time sitting in your office eating your little chocolate coins you stupid HR cunt.These faggots dragged their feet on it too, hemmed and hawed like I wasn't being reasonable. Imagine going a single week without paying and not raising hell.
>>109753907Wisdoms do get shared but you will be mercilessly corrected like a bratty girl if you act out of line.
>>109753907I've been programming since highschool (about 12 years ago lel) and I noticed a lot of tech people are snippy little bitches. Why is this? I've worked retail, hard manual labor, restaurants, everything. I got told that Python isn't even "real" programming... Just why so mean? For no reason?
>>109753864>What should I do to get a $65,000 or higher job within 10 months?frankly?lie about references/previous occupation
>coding interview>livecode section>have a "bigger" and a "smaller" pointer>make variable called "bigger">muscle memory kicks in>nigg>stop and correct myself>tfw the guy in the call was ethnicI really hope the guy didn't notice it and I'm just overthinking it.
>>109753962Kk thank you, any suggestions?I have a business website I maintain for my contractor business (zero customers), should I play that up? I also had a business in a different state providing data analysis to a college department (actually made money) but that was 5 or so years ago.I'm willing to just fucking say or do whatever at this point.
>>109754002Well n is close to the b, i would have said i miss clicked
>>109753785Thanks for proving my point about AI psychosis.
>>109754002If you're White they hate you regardless of whether or not you're racist, so rest assured
>>109753845Need HR to talk to you in the first place.
>>109753946tf talkin about? hard labor is some of the must god awful highschool tier nonsense I ever dealt with. shitload of drug addicts too.The reality is everyone has a fucking ego, no matter where you go, and they'll make it your problem.also, python isn't real programming. sorry to break this hard TRVKE to (You).
>>109754018you lost
>>109754002>accidentally name variable nigger instead of bigger>interviewer says "Hey Anon, I think you misspelled that :)">reply "No that was on purpose because you are a nigger and live coding is retarded">get the job>mfw
>>109740890freedom of association. sorry bud. you just aren't in the club.
>>109753864>Pythonlol
My annual performance review is coming up, how do you prepare? I'm an field tech and I also do Remote Support for our techs
>>109754118You know the boss and it's good, or you don't. Unless your company isn't shit and has forced peer review, but that would be bad for a certain class of worthless middle managers.
>>109753864it's already been over for people like you.
>>109754014i'd just prolong the research lab job until very recently and gloss over the forklift stuff.then again, my country doesn't really do references the way the US does.or at least fiddle with the dates and switch out the forklift as a first-experience job and the site + data analysis as the most recent one.i would refresh my memory on that first tho, just in case they ask
>>109754032>>109754089what languages do you niggers use in your data analysis and how much money do you make?>>109754032also yes, working with drywall installers was way more fun than working with snippy little fags that you often find in offices
>>109753864>and left on bad termswho fucking cares? when the HR roastie calls to verify your job experience, they can't really shit on you, only confirm/deny whatever was on your resume: job title, years of service.
>>109754118>i did my job as good as i could and hit all my objectives except for one>i didn't learn anything as there wasn't enough time given to me to follow the online courses the company provide>now give me a 10k raise, please and thank youAdd some corpo slang here and there for fun
>>109754014you should just kill yourself
>>109754164My dick is more than half a foot long and it's bright pink at the (huge mushroom) head. Does that bother you?
>>109754118>annual performance review is coming up, how do you prepare?I do my own reviews, so it's usually pretty easy.
>>109754118pretty much >>109754161there's nothing to prepare beyond>don't fuckup anything big close to the deadline because the boss will 100% remember only the most recent thing you did, good or bad>if so, at least be prepared to spin the mistake into a "learning opportunity" and explain what concrete steps you'll do to correct it/make sure it doesn't happen again>ask for a raise unless he clearly points out genuine issues you have
>>109754158>working with drywall installersyou haven't done real hard labor anon... try tying rebar for a few days while people haze you and then tell you to go faster.>>109754158>what languages do you niggers use in your data analysisI was joking, but I would use rust and pola.rs because I'm sick of slow shit ass software. I actually did some retro on some new engineering project that failed because "production" performance of this dogshit Python program was wildly unacceptable. stop being a bitch.>how much money do you make?unironically too much given how complete of a meme my job is. go on levels.fyi and pick any semi major company and their snr software cuck rate. close enough.
>>109754032>also, python isn't real programming. sorry to break this hard TRVKE to (You).This so much. Rust is a real programming language tho even if you must wear a skirt and programming socks to master it.
>>109754210correct. at least the output won't be complete ass out of the gate. I know this upsets people, but I'm sick of slow shit software. when you talk to faggots who say, "um half a second is ok" while you're busy getting things down to milliseconds. fuck you.
>>109745218until the barely reviewed code causes wrong data to spread through the system, resulting in a massive migration headache
>>109754158>what languages do you niggersnot telling>how much money do you make?you wouldn't believe it anywaysstick to driving forklifts, if you didn't branch out of python after high school this field isn't for you anyways
>>109754219no one really puts effort or can fully model the software in their head to understand the implications of most PRs. Ironically think AI review is probably less retarded at this point. Horrifying thought, but I've seen real world broke ass C shitcode get outed by it, so thankfully stuff that was subtly broken for ages is finally getting fixed to work in multi-thread, probably, unfortunately because of "free threading" python.
>>109754131I'm doing it with my team lead. He then writes some shit up and sells it to had s boss and he then talks to the CEO about the raise
>>109754302get some AI, stat.prompt it with shit you did and ask it to embellish it to the max. probably go over it so it doesn't smell like AI slop (impossible since all corpo self-promotion slop is gonna be indistinguishable from it).good luck.
Anyone work for open source stuff or companies like Igalia? How is it? How do I get in?I'm at the point I'll take a 50% pay cut to work somewhere like that. I'm sick of this nonsense hustle.
>>109754230This is the exact kind of faggot I was talking about. I was told if I wasn't already programming I shouldn't bother with Python. On two patents for data analysis because of the things I've done, thank you.Are you little bitches just mad that, yes, other people can do exactly what you can?
>>109754370>Are you little bitches just mad that, yes, other people can do exactly what you can?apparently you can't get a job, so no you can't do what I can
>>109753295>>109753298>>109753310Thanks anons, the situation is not that bad. AI actually helps you a lot and I'm fairly confident in navigating it, still I'm still at the beginning so I still have to get a grasp on the whole architecture and the specifics, shit is big.>>109753333I don't think that will be a problem for me but I'll keep it in mind. I will try to rephrase question in a way that doesn't seem like I didn't understand something. I guess faking a misunderstand is better than not understanding in this case?
>>109754370retard nocoder
>>109754385>I guess faking a misunderstand is better than not understanding in this case?Yes, people love correcting others, it pump their ego. Just try to not ask the same thing over and over again, write the information somewhere and feed it to the AI .md
>>109754385Get AI to write you a summary on the projects architecture.
>>109754370>two patents for data analysisffs. so trash someone wipes their ass with that exists to be some Sword of Damocles for your prior employer can execute a counter lawsuit strat?either way, I was memeing with you anyway. I just don't like slow shit code and python is this god awful language that has some of the worst PLT imaginable + it's slow as fuck AND it is also completely fucking unstable.it took outsiders like Astral (now OpenGAI) to fix basic shit like package management. there is still no satisfactory Windows (or even Linux) deployment strategy either. Every new python point release breaks something too. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of dealing with Python and I'm sick of pytards.JavaScript objectively heems Python so hard I still don't understand how we got here and I don't even fucking like JavaScript, but at least it's a hosted language that has first class functions and a runtime that isn't a complete joke.
>>109754405That's what I'm doing
I hate my manager. He is so fucking retarded. I hate people who are confidently wrong. Half of our interactions are me having to explain why he is wrong about something. He can't read a document without drawing wrong conclusions from it. He pauses mid conversation to look up English words. I feel like I'm baby sitting my manager.
wow I wish we had a language that was slow as fuck, had terrible tooling, is difficult to set up, is impossible to work with on large code bases, and is exclusively used by jeets and high school students>the humble python
Just tried Astra GPT-6. This is it. We're fucking cooked.
>>109754485Based. Give me sweet release. I will return to monkey.
>>109754464I hope you're implying all those things are associated to python. Some of you niggas have never done cross compiling of py+native code and the absolute hell of getting a cross interp with shit like ctypes and cffi and other necessary modules built. I fucking hate python so much it's unreal.
>>109754508What do you mean, Claude compiles it no problem
>>109754444quads of quads, holy kekAt one job I had, about two years ago, I don't want to talk about it too much as it was at a research lab and involved Python, the lab manager was a literal kike. Like actually Jewish. He was the most neurotic person I've ever dealt with. He was like sitting next to a pile of cockroaches. There was a Navy contractor that came in, some guy with 40 years experience working on nuclear reactors, and this guy is explaining some things to some PhD students. The kike manager walks over, starts SHOUTING OVER HIM, and like steals the conversation away from the guy to start very confidently explaining what the contractor was previously explaining, and doing it incorrectly.Every interaction was like that. Just fucking freaks.
>>109754381okay well my dick is still very long and as pink as your oshi's hair think about my big pink dick every time you see a vtuber
>>109754444The other anon quoted this and I agree. I legitimately hate my manager too. I've had to play so many games just to get reasonable things done and I'm tired of it. All the jobs I look at are somehow worse (no wfh) than what I have now. I'm tired.
>>109754508Now why would you do thatI use it for simple stuff like a normal person and don't have a problem with it
>>109754525Wait, an actual Jewish person? Like actually? They exist? No way man
>>109754542Retards find a way to shove python where it doesn't belong. As a result, you have to build and deploy python code for said platforms.
>>109754544This. I was floored by this revelation as well.
>>109754544>>109754565Yes, the hand wringing, pube-headed, neurotic, lying freak was jewish.... shocking isn't it?
>>109754544>>109754565Also he looked like the guy who started the ADL. Like the guy who killed and raped that girl and blamed it on the black dude. He looked like that guy. The way he acted made me think he was hiding something too.
>>109754601The black dude was very obviously guilty and anyone who thinks otherwise is a nigger loving kike.
>>109754601They are a tribe with half a dozen faces, because of the extreme inbreeding
what are these chinks doing? my tiktok feed used to be full of cs shit and girlboss ragebait videos and now it's filled with looksmaxxing and whores. I just watched a video of a dude inject vitamins into a cow's ass.
>>109752725it was pixelated
>>109754464but my Clawd uses Python all the time :)
>>109754695Have you been living under a rock for the last 3 years bro? All those girlbosses got laid off, the ones that didn't were smart enough to not brag about their luxurious job and salary online. And nobody does CS anymore, CS is a solved field thanks to AGI.
>>109754793Programming is a solved field, not so sure about cs. Has AI discovered new algorithms or data structures, etc yet?
>>109754485What did you try to do?
>>109754793AGI should solve every field because it is Artifical General Intelligence. But because no model in existence is actually AGI, it hasn't yet.>>109754822AI is actually better at coming up with new algorithms than it is at actual programming.
holy mythical reel pull you guys will not believe this
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>>109754832>yetAnything that's defined to be omnipotent will be omnipotent. Nobody in AI has established that LLMs can generalize or exponentially self-improve. On the contrary when LLMs go down the recursion well their output quality decays to zero. This has been established since the early days. And it's an open secret right now.The only solution is throwing more compute at things, which is why they need to fabricate headlines to increase funding. But even that has asymptotic returns.Probably the worst part is that nobody can measure actual performance because AI companies keep optimizing for any test that AI researchers put out. I personally think the core performance of LLMs hasn't changed much since 2024. It's only that tooling and feeding the data has gotten better.
>>109753699Oh but anonIf only you knew how retarded things really are
>>109754947Oh no! Sexy latinas are doing things! INCEL FORCE, ACTIVATE!!!
>>109754118'Oi chatgpt, same as last year, let's not rock the boat, give me some quick questions and use them to write my answers'
>>109755113>INCEL FORCE, ACTIVATE!!!
The most I've ever made as a leaf programmer in 8 years was 58k. The longest I managed to stay at a company was 2.5 years. I just started a data entry job (easiest job I've ever had) at 56k.I did tech support for 10 years as well and the money sucked even worse.
>>109755246Out all things, data entry was supposed to be dead now, even before AIWtf
It's all so pointless.
>>109755246What the fuck companies are you working for that pay a programmer with 8 years experience 58k? How fucking jeeted is that job market, lol.
>>109755295A 2 year diploma and no degree is worse than a fake jeet degree unfortunately.
>>109755246In cucknada my first job out of master's was 120k + equity at a startup. M$ bought us and it became 125k base + 40k equity transfer as RSUs + potentially 10% bonus and 20% RSU bonus. I quit because of politics and went back to school. In 2023 I got my next job. 100k and I had 4 days to relocate 4 hours away. Rent was so high that between life costs and the leftover rental contract I was negative each month. When I asked for a raise after they had promised it and gave me the most glowing performance review ever, I got fired on the spot.I was interviewing for jobs offering 50-60k after finding nothing at all for 9 months and cucknada not paying my unemployment as they should. I ended up leaving to europe to not go homeless with the last of my pennies. Literally had less than $10 left in the end. First year in europe I made 95k CAD. a year later, 130k. Now I'm at 261k. Never had a problem finding a job here, cost of life is almost half, tax is exactly equal, quality of life is infinitely better.
>>109755295That's still about standard in cucknada mom & pops shops. Meanwhile they only hire either jeets or locals who've lived there for 20 generations.
>>109755113SIR YES SIR
>>109755266Here's the best part. One whole Data Entry team got put into a pilot project for new "automation processes" that should "reduce man hours" but "not cost anyone their job".And judging by how their workload has changed (literally just feeding half done work into a separate database for a month straight) I'm pretty sure they're just training an ai to take over the data base entry side of the job (which is half the job).My contract is up by the end of the year and I really don't expect an extension now. lol
>>109755318>160k euros per yearwhat the hellI'm ready to kms
>>109751925Isn't this the layout of that one Halo map
>>109754947At least they're doing something.Every year you quietly mumble that you'll do something like this, but never start anything. So who is better
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>>109755415I have an impressive pedigree, it's just cucknada crippling me every step of the way that prevented me from getting where I was supposed to be in life. I wasn't even mad at first, the first job I got was already far above what other people get and I felt the politics and mindgames and endless work hours were just the counterpart of that game.Anyway I digress. Unique skills, validated track record, and lots of luck get you far.
>the one shill, bot or retard that spams linkedin, tiktok, and twitter caps that literally no one cares about
>listen to coworker talk about random shit for 3 hours on the call>sleep the next 3That's bout it for today
>>109741559is that the biggest Sell signal in history?
>>109755713School season so majority of it is colleges, schools, childcare and random jobs. HR women are entirely biased for women and so are the men so its OVER.
>>109755688you know what's sad to me? the fact that people respond to the fucking spam. hell, all the replies might be from "it"self, but we still have to endure it because this board is shit.
>>109755620What kind, without asking for too much detail? I'm at the 30 year "what the fuck am I doing with my life" crisis and prospects are grim
>>109755318where are you from? UK? there's no such big salaries on continent...
>>109741559>>109755713>>109755725how is there nobody talking about thisnot even from a "WOW FAMANAMSIMS GRATE" standpoint
>>109755932Other than the CEO Nike's entire C-Suite is women. On the face of it not a bad idea if you want to expand out too women athletic leisure a bad idea if you completely ignore cash cows like sneakerheads, men's athletics which by all means is always larger and mens athletic leisure ie hiking, golfing, casual running. An all women crew comes at the cost of ignoring the men.
>>109752008Probably because the salaries are lower there.
>>109756002that's a symptom, not a root cause
>>109756032What's the root cause?
so before AI, you were a code jannie as a software engineer. the executives viewed you as beneath them. so I'm totally fine with being a "vibe coder" and letting my "write code by hand" skills atrophy (which they really wouldn't because it's like riding a bike.)
>>109753258T b h, desu, it's not that hard to act on socially acceptable level, if you are actually intelligent. Being unable to do what you're told, isn't that smart.Liking that or doing it well are different.>>109753291>Also some people are just allergic to dogs.Yes, cats>dogs.>>109753384Yes, as if men didn't make lunch breaks miserable talking about building sheds and fixing cars with everyone.>>109757155The executives in my company are 4-10 levels above anyone aware of what is code. They record their speeches to tv.
>>109751978my entire family died when I was 19, which was more than a decade agoI can program (Python, make fun of me) and am finishing out a bachelor's degreeIf I learn Japanese can I for sure get a job in a place that's 99% free from niggers?
>>109757284KYS furry. Everyone hates you and you are a jobless worthless nigger.
>>109757318I'm different person, I'm not the military-je(e)t.
>>109757289In Japan, you would be the nigger. That's what you braindead weebs don't get.
>>109752008>It's kind of strange how little east asians care for software engineeringWhat do you think video games are you fucking retard?
>>109757338Shut the fuck up.
>>109757352In Japan, I would be okay with being the nigger. That's what you braindead normies don't get.
>>109757606No you wouldn't. You don't know a single thing about living in Japan because your entire knowledge of it comes from cartoons. You're a massive retard. Nips would literally hold their nose if they had to stand next to you on the train.
page 10someone make a new one please!!
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>>109755806PhD, ex-top lab, ex-FAGMAN, with proven achievements as an employee in startups at various stages of life including in leadership and research. I even have a patent, but the more important part is that I developed 2 key breakthrough techs in two different fields (the latter being in the field I'm currently working in).
>>109755897I'm in a northern europe country. First 2 numbers were from local jobs and that's just about median for my role. Last number is from a UK-based company where the tech team is fully remote and mostly distributed across europe.
>>109754444Saar pls understand you are not High Caste Brahmin like him, he can never be wrong.
>>109752725Its easy to get laid. I counted that as a benefit when deciding whether I wanted to move. Although I was a khv before Japan, Im pretty degenerate nowadays. I have to say chinese women are far better than japanese women though. Japanese women are demons, and there is a culture of cheating at the workplace. You will not escape it. Dont fall in love with a japanese girl.Chinese women are only after your money, but they’re pretty upfront and honest about it so Im okay with it, once you date them they usually stop talking to other men and spend a lot of time chatting on wechat with you or their female friends instead. They’re also more honest and loving (some straight up told me that my face is not attractive yet would give me massage and call me to sleep at their place every other night).
