Whos the faggot that coined dreamy dick girls.Hats off to ya ladNow kys fgt>arroooo
>>27153617who/what is this?
>>27153938jk figured it out myself 4 minutes ago (fuck cloudflare)Mickey Deer / Mikayla Johnson (@thedeerqueen)
YOU KNOW THAT DREAMY DICK GIRL'S ASSHOLE I LICKED THAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT IT WAS THAT IT TASTED LIKE BUT I FIGURED IT OUT - IT WAS SWISS CHEESE
>>27153997Found any videos of a stream ? I only found stuff from OF
this is now a catgirl thread. post 'em if you got 'em
>>27162230source?
>>27153997Mickey Deer is correct, everything else points to either a mudshark or a fat bitch
>>27154118what is this shit? why use a fucking gross loser "dating" a young white girl. retarded video.
>>27155534if she's not a human, then people can rape and beat her and get only a misdemeanor.
>>27153617This makes me so fucking hard you can't even begin to imagine.
>>27153617
>>27165920>what is this shit?You will never be Big Billy.
>>27168793this reminds me of this youtube channel that would have in depth interviews with like homeless people anc crack heads. one was this good looking mexican chick with shitty face tats her pimps made her get and she talked about going to a famous hollywood execs house and he put her in a big cage and had her smoke meth while having his dog fuck her for 3 days. paid her $5k or something after
>>27170326Breadtube not working out for Maggie May Fish?
>>27153617This is the only good thing this girl ever did.
>>27168048Sauce, please?
>>27172418this webm would be so much better if she didn't insist on making that retarded face during the whole thing.
>>27167173wer?
>>27161601this bitch is funny af
>>27175717>retarded facewill have to agree her catgirl mannerisms there look way off but i don't think she was intentionally trying to be retarded as fuck more like it's part of the aesthetic she was wanting to achieve but who knows maybe she's actually retarded
>>27153617>this is what we're working withthat sums up the majority of E Whores
>>27154118Can't stop laughing
>>27165930yeah but Anon what if it turns out that she's some ancient demi-god who got trapped in our universe and reincarnated into a female human, and you decide to surprise sex this female human then don't you think "she's" going to turn your ass into grass when you two meet again in another universe when "she's" in her final form? fuck that
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>>27176501>lugalugaluga.webmI watched your video and I can tell you what you could have done because what you could have done was say that you will never be Big Billy which you could have said in your post instead of posting a 1 minute and fucking 31 second 3.06 MB video of a cat who you clearly knew was not Big Billy yet you posted it anyway because you didn't want to say that I was right which I still am about you will never be Big Billy, you aren't wet like him, you have no methods of going clearly as he goes, and you have gained no respect for posting your video that while it has value in its own right you clearly diminished whatever value it had for posting it instead of posting a video of Big Billy who is a feared motherfucker among alleys and cat shelters even when dressed in business attire with optional bow-tie.
>>27153617>Whos the faggot that coined dreamy dick girls.not gay, sir
>>27181407>not gay, sirweaksauce webm
>>27181638>>27181638Does this dude ever get naked? Also more please
>>27153617>>27180664>>27180664>>27180664
>>27169234Sexy
>>27169552Look at this mother fucker
>>27176501This is what the internet is for instead of the slave land for spying fucks
>>27182906>This is what the internet is forThe Internet was invented to deter nuclear war.>academia.edu/34728504/WHY_THE_ARPANET_WAS_BUILT
>>27182561Afaik he currently only has a few or so sfw catgirl vids but they're all based on just this one cosplay he did and he does have more vids of himself cosplaying as other female characters nothing raunchy though
inb4 she's retarded
>>27186704Ugh I'm gay but this video made me feel bad and now I wish I could adopt her. Take the extra bedroom, do your streaming thing, go to school, whatever you want. Just stop being so fucking sad.
>>27187526>feels badgay or hetero i'd still just be like yeah no fuck her bullshit she can start up a gofundme or patreon like everyone else or simply incorporate her situational circumstances into her business model but fuck crying plus she's cute so she could easily get a boyfriend to assist her with living costs
>>27187526>>27188191Pity is the classic hustle.
>>27171233Don't let the glasses and timidness fool you, big dog. She can probably go from sex kitten to sex lioness faster than you can prematurely bust a nut
>>27155534didnt adam friedland fuck this girl
>>27164145Sauce?
>>27184930someone manipulate that fucktoy into recording cumming vids already, is the 4chan army dead or something..
>>27189371he is the trap /gif/ deserves but not the one it needs right now
>>27153617>>27155534>>27156327>>27157541>>27159604>>27161601>>27162230>>27162759>>27164145>>27165675>>27167173>>27168048>>27168793>>27169234>>27170326>>27171810>>27172418>>27173129>>27173933>>27174990>>27175652>>27177965>>27178971>>27180176>>27180876>>27181407>>27185875>>27186704>>27187523>>27188191Imagine being a parent for two decades and this is what your legacy is. Then again, if they had parents, they probably wouldn't be in this position.
>>27189802All things equal chances are highly unlikely that probably anyone in this thread would as a parent and after two decades with full intention want their daughter to become a catgirl who whores herself out at maximum speed so coomers on a fiji cartoon imageboard can coom everywhere on everything indiscriminately. It's just not that simple. It's more like what OP's catgirl was saying in that she didn't choose the whoring catgirl life rather the whoring catgirl life chose her.
>>27186704Sauce on her?
>>27165920The gross loser just happens to be the most famous school shooter and the only one who has gotten away with it. He is legion and will find you if you don't apologize>>27183866After the corporations took over the internet, I want nuclear war.
>>27190633honey_devildoll on cb
>>27169234These are just the curves men want, not the fat slob blubber that whalers seek out.Anyone with a brain knows skindentation is hot.
>>27195953Maybe the most fucked up part here is that it's not uncommon for women like this to doubt their own attractiveness because other women told them fucked up shit on purpose to cause women who they saw as their competition to doubt their physical attractiveness and not necessarily because of comeptition for Chad's semen but also because women can be the biggest cunts. And this has been confirmed with research sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S019188692300329X
>>27195979Who is this little slut?Wish I could fuck a cat girl
>>27189802i'm gonna keep it a buck, as long as she's not doing this as a minor, she's happy/satisfied with her career choice, she makes enough money to support herself (or is in a relationship with someone who does), and is not like homeless or getting sexually assaulted from her work, i sincerely do not care what career my progeny chooses.would it make me uncomfortable to see men online being weird about my daughter? yeah, probably. would i let that discomfort manifest in me demanding she change careers? no, why would i let it do that? she's happy, let a girl wear some cat ears and shit in a sandbox, who cares
>>27201969in other words, i don't give a shit about "legacy", oh no, i raised a porn actress, everybody in the retirement home is going to laugh at me, like seriously who gives a shiti just want my kid to be happy.
>>27200996Does anyone have more info on her? I think she's an ex of mine
>>27192594Sauce?
>>27196629she needs McDonalds in her life, not African child skeletal but very close to that. first world anorexia alongside obesity is so strange to see.
>>27205803Anon, if you really want to get inside this catgirl's pants you have to be more aggressive with your pick-up approach. Try something like this "Hey girl are you an African child because you better not turn sideways or your dysmorphic ass would disappear and then I wouldn't be able to take you to McDonald's because you need some McCockmeat Sandwiches in your life. Let me adopt you girl and I can show you how first world anorexia alongside obesity is so strange to see."
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>>27153617>captcha NGH8
>>27206949>1709134359338630.webmWhat's it like being a retard?
>>27190509>>27201969The both of you are failed parents. Like I said, if any one of these bitches had decent parents, the "cat life" wouldn't choose them. You only focus on immediate happiness as you can only think in terms of instant gratification. Neither one of you has struggled to succeed and come out the other side to see the benefit of the suffering.
>>27201983You only think of instant, short term, perpetual gratification. You do not have the capacity to achieve anything significant in life.
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>>27189802
>>27153617This girl doesn't even have a dick I've very disappointed.
>>27208997Who makes these, they are nice
>>27208990>1709860981108303.webmAs expected of a retard. If you post every version of this webm in this thread, I'll post a special webm just for you. Okay?
>>27208113No one in the thread said that they wanted to purposefully to be a failed parent. No one in the thread asked you about what a decent parent would or wouldn't do. No one claimed the catgirls in the posts to which you mass replied were chosen by the "cat life" because of their parents. Did you even read what was posted in the thread, you dumb fuck? Learn to read, you dumb fuck.
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>>27209114that's an answer I don't have, anon
>>27210938name? i liek her meaty pussy lips
>>27201939nice
>>27196629Sauce pls
>>27196629sauce? O_O
>>27199120Yeah that kind of shit is how eating disorders spread.Virtually every girl with such bad habits is a victim of bullying, sexual abuse, or both.
>>27189802I would be really proud of her financial independence and not having to kowtow faggot losers online that think it's immoral or some shit.
>>27189802Your parents should be proud of you scrolling this forum and linking every single post of the girls you claim to somehow be better than. I'm sure you didn't jerk off once to them today.
I masturbate to catgirls whenever I can.
>>27220893i thought you were a dog-lover?
>>27153617I second guessed myself one final time, so I figured I would come here to warn you all about something. These “dick girls” or femboys or whatever are a porno fantasy. They don’t reflect what it’s actually like to have sex with femboys and having had sex with guys too (realising later after post-nut clarity that it was just the porn), it’s nothing like what you see in these videos. Let me explain. All these femboys are either on low amounts of E, have had surgeries, or both which is why they look like that. In reality, when you see them up close, they smell like boys, are heavy like boys, have stubble like boys, have odd spots on their bodies like boys and it’s generally just like having sex with one. It’s not very feminine, even if it looks like it. Them having a penis informs your kink but generally, you project the feelings you have towards cis women on to them. In reality, they think like men and will act like men. Also, because gay and bi men have loads of sexual partners, they’re far more susceptible to STDs and STIs like hepatitis, HIV and AIDS. This means even having one blow you is a serious risk to your sexual health. You know what the strangest part of all is? These femboys are harder to find and fuck than most women are, are much worse at sex, are worse at kissing, are much more awkward to be around and are far less sexy. Now, if you’re lucid that this is just a fantasy then go enjoy your porn but otherwise, I implore you ask me anything.
>>27224106Also, yes, I’ve had sex with trannies, femboys, guys, women and a couple one time. You need to know how it is.
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>>27224106>>27224114NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME. WE ALL HAVE A DESTINY. NOTHING JUST HAPPENS, IT'S ALL PART OF A PLAN. I SHOULD HAVE DONE IT WITH A DREAMY DICK GIRL SUPERMODEL. BUT YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO NOT BE ABLE TO DREAM? YOU CHEATED ME. I HAD A DESTINY, ANON. I WAS SUPPOSED TO COOM INSIDE OF A DREAMY DICK GIRL SUPERMODEL! THAT WAS MY DESTINY! AND YOU CHEATED ME OUT OF IT, ANON! YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TELLING YOU? I HAD A DESTINY
>>27165920Lurk more newfag.
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>>27227752
>>27189802the difference between you and them is their chances of having offspring is above zero since they actually get laidsure is embarrassing to have less replies than tagged posts on bait...
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>>27233017
>>27219087Sauce?
>>27222486Sauce?
>>27225034Damn, I love Faith
>>27227640whats the sauce my dude, please
>>27181407looks like that guy from the try guys lmao
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>>27235783
>>27235463lol
>>27235020ronnie neko
>>27224106I second guessed myself one final time, so I figured I would come here to warn you Anon about something. These "(You)'s" or replies or whatever are a social fantasy. They don't reflect what it's actually like to talk with people and having had conversation with Anons too (realising later after post-thread clarity that it was just the OP), it's nothing like what you see in these threads. Let me explain. All these replies have either low amounts of OC, have had samefaggotry, or both which is why they look like that. In reality, when you see them up close, they read like shitposts, are dense like shitposts, have grammar like shitposts, have odd spots in their punctuation like shitposts and it's generally like having conversation with no one. It's not very realistic, even if it looks like it. Them bumping a thread informs your kink but generally, you project the feelings you have towards IRL conversaton on to them. In reality, they look like shit and will be like shit. Also, because newfags and tourists have loads of social media accounts, they're far more likely to spread cancer and AIDS like tiktok and reddit memes. This means even having one blow you is a serious risk to your sexual health. You know what the strangest part of all is? These replies are harder to get and respond to than most IRL conversations are, are much worse at expressing thought, are worse at staying on-topic, are much more awkward to read and are far less sexy. Now, if you're lucid that this is just a fantasy then go enjoy OP's thread but otherwise, I implore you ask me anything.
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>>27236353whomst
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>>27239554
Having dated several of this genre of women in the last 4 years, I have to say two things. The sex is amazing, just energetic and raw but they are batshit fucking insane. From outright schizo to just serial cheater, to absolute retarded views of the world. Only for cumdumps, let some beta fuck 10 years from now "save" them. You can't change their behavior and you will have your peace of mind sucked away like they're a motherfucking emotional vampire. Anyways, peace out.
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>>27242726Thanks for letting us know what it's like to have sex with a woman. Nice blogpost, nice cock.
