Men are trainable like Pavlov's dogs.The more your boyfriend or husband cums on your face, the greater his simple brain's association of your face with his ecstasy.Train your man daily and he'll be wrapped around your finger.
>>27894605I wish the milkman would deliver my milk,when im yawningI would like some milk from the milkmans wifes titsI would like some milk from the milkmans wifes titsI would like some milk from the milkmans wifes titsI would like some milk from the milkmans wifes tits
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>>27894637Source?
>>27894717Leave it to prostitutes to ruin every good song.
>>27894612If any of you gentlemen could provide sauce on that particular slit it would be much appreciated
>>27894684Richard, go to bed
>>27894629sauce?
>>27894605sauce for the girl?i've got a thing for girls with teeth like hers
>>27894766her smile made mty shitty day better
>>27896045you can find more of her on redditshe's got a really pretty pussy too
>>27894637lol she HATED that what was she expecting?
>>27896396>>27896289>>278962783 of my all-time favorite girls in porn
Alright, listen up, cucks. I've been doing some deep research—I’m talking about tier seven rabbit hole levels—into the porn industry's most notorious secret: FAKE. CUMSHOTS.Yes, you heard me right. Your brain's too fried from all that amateur nonsense to realize it, but those so-called "facial finishers"? They’re a DEEP FAKE—literal CGI bukkake orchestrated by Hollywood-level cum artists. Yeah, we're talking George Lucas special effects, but with dicks. And I know what you're thinking: "How can something as pure as a 10/10 load be fake?" Well, buckle up, buttercup, because I'm about to blow your mind like it’s about to blow on her face.First off, THE CGI. You think you’re looking at creamy reality when, in fact, you’re staring at hyper-rendered ejaculate generated by AIs with names like “SPLOOGE. GPT-69”. They’ve got literal cum rigs (that’s right, Hollywood-level prop department level cum rigs) calibrated to simulate load trajectories and viscosity that would make even Elon Musk’s Neuralink blush. These cocks don’t even breathe—they’re digitally enhanced like the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but instead of Iron Man, we got Cum Man.
Look closer at the money shots—they’re glitching in real time. Some of these dudes are AI-generated cocks. Ever noticed how too perfect the dicks are? Symmetry like NASA-approved rockets. They want you to believe a man’s packing this kind of heat—especially when it’s a black cock as magnificent as a Boeing 747? NO WAY. My dick’s seen plenty, and let me tell you, those hyperveined monstrosities don’t belong to any mortal man.And don't even get me started on prophetics. These directors have custom-engineered, pneumatic cum rigs behind the scenes. They got guys in green suits crouching like they're about to break into a SWAT team, hand-pumping gallons of faux-jizz through industrial tubes—this ain’t your average Super Soaker. It’s a cum bazooka. Eight to ten ropes, perfectly synchronized with every thrust, timed to her moans like it’s the Sistine Chapel of cum.Oh, but wait—AI is here to finish the job. These neural networks are being trained on millions of climaxes. Algorithms know the exact moment when you’re about to coom yourself—frame by frame manipulation of jizz trajectories. You’re telling me that every time a massive load lands squarely in her eye, it’s natural? NO, BRO. THAT’S SKYNET. That’s facial recognition software modified to track dick-to-forehead physics with nanometer accuracy.But it’s the black cocks that get me the hardest, I mean, the most suspicious. Why are they always so big and perfect? You’re telling me the BBCs you see in these scenes are real? Nah, brother. They’ve got AI-augmented appendages, and they're programming you to think that these beautiful beasts are natural. You can practically see the algorithms pulsing through their veins like the Hadron Collider is about to break through the space-time continuum… and I can’t help but admire the craftsmanship.
>>27896933>>27896938TL;DR: They’re using CGI, advanced prophetics, and AI cum artists to make you think every single facial blast is real. But the truth? The truth is you’re living in a matrix of fake cocks and synthetic semen. Wake up. Grab a towel. Or don’t—I’m not judging.
>>27894721>>27896357>>27896334>>27896396
>>27896396Sauce
>>27896640>>27896938>>27896942 After five days of really good really drunk sex with my girl I finally just busted for the first time and it was like 5 good ropes that I planted on her face (whole holding her down bc she was trying to get it in her mouth) and you're telling me it was all just mentally implanted advertasional media and it wasn't even real? Damn dude these towel adds are really getting out of control
>>27894605>read subject>ew more hoe math incel bullshit>read post>psyop'ing women into facialsDear diary, today OP was not a faggot.
>>27896396who?
>>27894650longer cut of this Rilynn Rae clip
>>27894648Holy shit, sauce?
>>27894605name? she has cute freckles
>>27898821way too pixelated
Giving facials is my favorite thing ever. To me that is sex.
>>27899430>>27894648Catandthebat
>>27894605Virgin detected
>>27896942Just because you've never cum in a girl's face, doesn't mean everybody else isn't.
I had never given a facial before my current gf (now fiancee) but she was drunk on vacation and let me do it.I loved it, but I could tell she wasn't a fan. We did it a few more times, and I could tell she really didn't like it.She's said that she'll only do it when we're in the shower now since it's so messy.I still fucking love it but it's tough to enjoy when I know she dislikes it so much and is just doing it to please me.Also one time we were fucking around and I shot a rope into my thick chest hair and she said it was really hot to see, what the fuck does this mean
>>27899654Damn... I wish I had something as good as this. To contribute would be nice, too. I'm just sayin...
>>27894605I trained my wife early on to drain my cock at least once every day.Splashing it on her face is a waste of time when I can just pump it down her throat.If I feel like degrading her, I make her kneel down in the shower and piss on her face and tits, then make her drain the pee out of my cock.Gonna buttfuck her tonight since this thread got me in the mood.
>>27900060retard, you have to tell her to like it and she eventually willmake it seem extremely important to youshe will slowly get better at pretending until she actually starts to enjoy it
>>27898429hoe math isn't incel though
>>27895104Lurk more you faggot, she gets posted in every facial thread.
>>27894605Unironically truth to this. My wife gave great head multiple times a week when she was my girlfriend. So I put up with her shit, where others just got pumped and dumped
>>27894712Sauce?
>>27900537Ok, incel.
>>27894605Can't argue with that kind of logic.
>>27900684Why are Mac users like this?
>>27901317>Why are people buying exclusively from THE homo brand homos?Yeah, truly a mystery for the ages...
>>27896933>>27896938Christ, you spent all your time actually typing that up or did you have AI do it? Either way it's too long to promote to pasta.
>>27894738names?
>>27896640>>27898577Kiera Winters
>>27900060>>27900534do it in the shower
>>27896278Who is this
>>27894605I had an idea based on this, what if one would jerk off after working out (e.g. lifting weights), would that make one instinctively want to lift even more weights? Could one trick his body to stop being lazy?
>>27901475thats 100% chatgpt writing style
>>27902422Ava Taylor
>>27896938decades ago some people invented the internet. and now we have this garbage. makes you think.
>>27896933>Fake cumThe Splooge Stooge strikes again
>>27896933>>27896938Seriously, what the fuck is this???I appreciate people joining the war against the cum jannies and CumGPT, BUT I REFUSE TO USE AI GENERATED BULLSHIT TO FIGHT AI GENERATED BULLSHIT. This is NOTHING MORE than SOULLESS AI TEXT AND I HATE IT.
>>27896045>>27894766
>>27903587Sauce?? I want to see her sucking
>>27903362I did a similar approach. Inserting a dildo in my ass after a workout. It was just a pain in the ass.
>>27903632Sauuuuce
>>27898429FDS isn't incel/hoe math it's femcel bullshit
>>27901039Ok, femcel
>>27903757What a shame. That girl could have been the next big thing in porn. Only thing she did was this.
>>27903622sauce
>>27903931luna okko
>>27894605>The more your boyfriend or husband cums on your face, the greater his simple brain's association of your face with his ecstasy.Clever and eye opening anon.
>>27903780Who
>>27896349Who is this?
>>27904825Youlovemadshttps://bunkr.ci/a/xQApDDyq
>>27894632sauce?
>>27894616innsmouth look lookin ass... got his Precious all over her face... aye
>>27903649>>27903626>>27903558sauce pls
>>27903708but why the sweden /int/ thread... this makes no sense
>>27904085Struck a nerve? Kek.
>>27904398Agreed, mang. Super pretty. Name?
>>27904081Sorry I, an outsider to your little pity party, don't appreciate all the truly nuanced bullshit you have going on.
>>27906629Big nigga barking out COME HERE in russian of all languages made me kek too hard
>>27903950Thank you for your contribution to science.
>>27896933>>27896938based cum rig poster. From the length of the posts, I knew it was coming before I read it.
>>27894717 name?
Last contributor look like they took from my folder lol
>>27895052yeah, except she didn't create this montage by herself>>27906948Mirari
>>27906629beautiful
Let's discuss Microchimerism and Telegony.*everyone runs away screaming*
>>27896933>>27896938BASED
>>27903696Holy shit, who?
>>27898429>hoe math incel bullshitIt's nerd shit, not incel shit.>read post>psyop'ing women into facials>Dear diary, today OP was not a faggot.Yes.
>>27894605>>27894612sauce?
>>27908010elle lee
>>27902093full?
>>27903558name?
>>27903739morgasm926, I haven't seen much of her but she has a nice clit
>>27903558>>27908260searched archivesTiana Blow (or her stage name Tori Mack)
>>27894756sauce?
>>27894605so all i gotta do is start ripping huge farts right when i make her orgasm and eventually...
>>27903579Who is this Semen demon?
>>27894605>men are trainable like pavlov's dogsno shit. everything with brain functions is trainable to associate certain stimuli by linking them to positive and negative stimuli.if you give monke banana for tapping the circle, monke will tap the circle for more banana. if you give man money for performing job, man will perform job for more money and woman will complain about not receiving her fair share.
>>27906173Well get used to us, out of touch boomer
>>27900677Cathy Menardpornzog com/video/13439710/cathy-menard-buried-in-sand/
>>27896357Name senpai?
>>27910249Ok, wizard.
>>27900653Now that she is your wife, how often does she do it?
>>27894612man if only she wasn't butt ugly. sucks when there's a one-sided couple in porn, whether that be an ugly girl or an ugly dick
>>27909827who dis?
>>27909827Sauce?
>>27894632>AI generated cumREEEEEEEEE
>>27910718ANOTHER BASED JACOBTARD BIT HOW DOES HE DO IT?!
>>27894605Even more effective: lock his cock in a chastity cage and only let him cum in your pussy.
>>27894612god DAMN i want him to do this to my wife
>>27908112Mssoap
>>27894605>Men are trainable like Pavlov's dogs.>The more your boyfriend or husband cums on your face, the greater his simple brain's association of your face with his ecstasy.>Train your man daily and he'll be wrapped around your finger.based on this logic you should let any guy who you want to like you just ejaculate semen on your face if its multiple guys and you're short on time you could do a bukkake and really this would include any creature on the planet you could be out in the wilderness stranded and a bear is stalking you just go right up to it start masturbating it until it ejaculates its semen on your face then watch that furry son of a bitch melt like butter in your hands
>>27911338>based on this logicboy you really got me there with your overwhelming skills in LOGICthanks for spreading your basedness
>>27903727seen this goth before, what's her name again?
>>27911760>ywn have a big tiddy goth gf
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>>27903821This is probably the worst facial ever.
>>27899686so sorry youve never met a freak. praying for you brother
>>27903579Any one know this chicks name?
>>27894605...genuinely curious what women are on the board that would be able to take this advice seriously
>>27906338whomst
>>27906338couldve been perfect if the dumb bitch didnt miss it all with her aim
>>27911787Who?
>>27911783what's going on with this huge dick? looks real but it's John Holmes level and I can't place it
>>27894605Jade Jantzen
>>27894629Sauce?!
>>27910545Nickey Huntsman
>>27913603>>27911787Linda Friday
>>27911787The greatest pornstar of all time. Zoomers would never understand.
>>27896933>>27896938The only reason I can confirm this is because I have sex with pornstars at least twice sometimes 3 times a year. They have told me that cum is all fake and whatnot.However if you head on over to fit and learn about the cum cocktail, my loads are so big now that they will post my moneyshot to their OF and loyal fans. Some of you may have jacked it to my POV blowjobs
>>27903821If I could only cum like this I'd fucking kill myself, embarrassing
>>27894684nice. only good aphex twin song
>>27903788Sauce me pls god damn
>>27903626sauce plz ;)
>>27894648If any hot female like this ever touch me I am gonna drown whole planet.
>>27911653i'm glad you understand my point but i'm not ejaculating on your face, mr. shapiro
>>27915234sauce plz ;)
>>27915987no idea i found it on reddit
>>27913206women who are just as socially well adjusted as the men on this boardso, actually not a non-zero chance that they take the advice seriously and end up having wonderful, trusting, intimate, fun relationships with their men>>27915234this is wonderful, thanks for sharing>>27915399I would NEVER let a LIBERAL like you ejaculate on my faceYou'll have to relieve your horny FEELINGS all over my sister's KHAZAR MILKERS
>>27916433>this is wonderful, thanks for sharingyoure welcome anon. wouldn't mind finding out what abby looks like covered in baby batter
