this went from win to fucking f4gg00t real fast
>>27913490this is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life
>>27913477Sweet god
>>27913481Needs a pattern.
>>27913490A weapon to surpass metal gear
>>27913490kek
>>27915447Chronic frustration with their inability to act out fantasies, combined with shame, self-loathing, and isolation leads to symptoms of depression or anxiety. This mental health burden exacerbates their retreat into compulsive or deviant online behavior.
>>27913481dunno what's more disgusting the dick, the bush being bigger than the dick or the pubes on the head. wtf faggot
>>27913490Well God damn. I haven't been shocked in a while by this shithole site. Bumpin the thread.
>>27915468
>>27913477technically, but realistically, how long would that have to be to come out the other end?
>>279134905 of 5 on yelp
with alll the gut bulgey girls who like being fisted and extreme penetrated in the ass out there, and with the preponderance of stuff like horse dildoes these days, it's actually weird that there's not one of them who's been caught on film getting their guts bulged by an actual horse.like, horsecocks come in various sizes, from a pony to a large stallion to a massive girthy work horse.
>>27916039Oh but they have that stuff isint even hard to find but its banned here
>>27916039I hear that argendana wants to try an actual horse, she's a bit of a butterface, but hey, nobody's really going to care if she actually pulls it off at some point.
>>27916055not with gut bulge and deep anal penetration.
>>27913490what kind of life events drive one to do this?
>>27916132Only Jacobtard can answer this
>>27916039You're on the wrong sites
>>27916132the good kind
>>27913477I was really hoping that was going up her ass. :(>>27915997>how long would that have to be to come out the other end?Large and small intestine together are about 15 feet, about 2 feet from mouth, through esophagus, stomach and another foot or so for the colon and rectum, so about 20-ish feet. It would hurt like hell though, even if you could breath. There would be cramping, borborygmus wouldn't work correctly, you'd get stomach acid and bile backup and it would take days of agony for the front to make it out and many more for the rest to pass through even if you could survive the agony.
>>27916163What are the right sites, nigga?
>>27913478Yep. Great. Certainly.
>>27913490>>27913481When you think you have seen everything ... some anon appears and proves you wrong. Amazing.
>>27916057Such a dedicated buttslut, praised be her bottomless hole.
>>27916200Seconding. What are the right sites?
>>27916764Liljunex is the hottest woman to ever take a bad dragon
>>27913478>>27913481>>27913490
>>27915489Siswet is still the godess of this kind of shit
>>27916764Holy shit, thank you for showing me her.
>>27917476
>>27913477>>27915447If y'all like deepthroat, check out Aangeleyes and Eva Sanderslee. Latinas are on another level when it comes to swallowing dildos. Both of them are pretty locked up behind paywalls though.
>>27916764I dont ever interact in these threads, but thanks for this anon.
>>27916132inhaling too much nerve gas
>>27917549Love her scat stuff.
>>27916039>>27916200>>27917308Anons, very literally just google it. The most work you'll have to do is turn safe search off.
>>27915930I'm sorry what
>>27916764Wish I could date a girl who did this. I don't even want to fuck her, I just wanted to watch her in the flesh, shoving a life-sized horse cock balls deep up her cunt.
>>27917638you are trolling.20 years online and most of it is clips of the same brazilian pieces of shit, teamrussia clips and other garbage from "alison" and other similar paid porn site style actresses. the fact you refuse to name names puts you the one in doubt in terms of the legitimacy of your claims.
>>27917638there are no women getting gutfucked and belly bulged by irl horses on the internet you absolute chucklefuck.
>>27917801I wouldn't be surprised if there were some videos of Argendana out there getting railed and bred by an actual horse. Bitch has said on camera that her dream was to take real horse cock and she would given the opportunity.
>>27913477Lmao, I bought this video.
>>27915447>feels so deepYou don't say.
>>27913947lmao
female coomers are a different breed manit's like a wire got crossed and they ended up with a man's sex drive and none of the limits it normally comes with
>>27916764
>>27918316
>>27918377
>>27915947sound?
>>27915997Over 20ft in length says google.
>>27915453welp, i've never seen this nail hit so cleanly on the head....
>>27918316>>27918377>>27918385Impressive
>>27913477forget her name, anyone know?
>>27913478name/sauce?
>>27917366Shes honestly quite lame compared to hkj or raisawetsx
>>27913490okay, enough internet for today
>>27919028Let's insert some better taste to this thread.
>>27918870It's because she is a cutie and you'd never guess she would hit the floor if she ever sat on a fire hydrant. Raisa and HKJ on the other hand look like complete crackheads and you go "Understandable" when they shove an entire set of 8-ball pool up the ass and shoot it out like a pea shooter from Plants vs Zombies.
>>27919088kek
>>27919051kekI still remember my ill-advised idea of shoving a huge cucumber up my ass and wearing it to work when I was around 17.Before I even made it to work it felt like I was in trouble, felt amazing and shameful, made me super horny.About 2 hours after that though, I was in agony and the worst part was I could not get a bathroom break as I was stuck on a register and my manager was being a dick and I didn't want to get fired.The absolute relief when I finally got a break was tremendous. Through that cucumber in the trash lol should have chopped it up and made my manager a sandwich.
>>27917476Who is she? Absolutely godlike
>>27919045That's hot
>>27919028imagine if that bottle breaks inside her anus kek
>>27913478>>27918824seconding
>>27919245why your manager? you're the fruitcake who put a cucumber in your ass because you're a sick fuck. you should have eaten it yourself
>>27918823missprincesskay
>>27913477I always imagine: when it hits the stomach the dildo curls around on itself and randomly forms into a knot. Then when she tries to pull it out it tightens. Death from suffocation, struggling to pull the dildo out of her mouth.
>>27920194nice pussy and asshole (clean gape). Who is that though?
>>27913490I'm laughing, and I hate you all.
>>27920265rebel ryder
This thread.
>>27920178I love this vid.
>>27918739who
>>27918824>>27919627/u/Longjumping-Radish32
>>27918147free at http://pornbimbo.com/video/36298/missprincesskay-the-best-damn-deepthroat-vid-of-all-time-38-inches
>>27913477I had an endoscopy once. I can't even fathom how they are so casual about this.
>>27913768We used to live in a world where this wasn't tame.
>>27913478Bruh
>>27913478>>27913481WHERE THE FUCK DOES IT ALL GO AAAAAAAA
>>27919430tweetney
>>27919051At least buy one thats not half rotting and starting to shrivel you nasty cunt
>>27920178I dont care about how much horse cock she could technically digest. she's freaking cute
>>27921640fucking hilarious collection of posts
>>27917565kill yourself
>>27916764seriously, how does she do that? there is a pretty hard stop at the end of the vagina. Is her uterus actually up under her sternum?
>>27922258Weird. My mom tells me this every time I try and buy a prostitute.
>>27922696the dildo doesn't actually penetrate the cervix, it goes past it. biologically she's got an elongated posterior fornix into the rectouterine pouch. not common at all and there is probably more genetic lottery involved here than training
>>27919245aree u a gril pls respond
>>27923703Excuse my autism, but for my fellow extremophile Anon's information: Anterior Fornix is tummy side and Posterior Fornix is spine side.
>>27919045very creative. got anything similar?
>>27915930One of my all time favs. I want this done to me so bad!!!
>>27913483>>27925349source?
>>27920178does she ever suck on real big cocks?
>>27925844>>27913483@fz5c33jg
>>27926370>>27926387is this the one that trooned out and banned everyone who said she/her
>>27918267Nah, females have similar sex drives to men (until married). What they DON'T have is a society that shames/chastises/punishes them, and instead gives them unlimited attention and money for sex stuff. Men would absolutely be this crazy for money while having sex. Hell, men already post themselves inserting shit just like women FOR FREE.
>>27920238Nah, those things have enough rigidity that they can't really knot themselves in an enclosed space. It's not like rope and cord where it can tangle and self-knot.
>>27921694Lack of gag reflex. I mean we had circus performers doing sword swallowing and shit like that in the past, this is just the modern iteration of it. And that is worse, you can cut yourself doing it wrong, this is a safe dildo that can't cut (just choke). >>27921718Part of me wonders if you could find this exact shit in history, but we just don't have any records of it to know women were doing this for entertaining the masses or for rich/powerful dudes. Like we know Rome decimated a plant known for it's birth control properties, shit at the bathhouses had to have been wild. Especially considering the shit BC has caused in the West, I bet Romans saw all sorts of shit prior to their Empire's fall. Whose to say they didn't have donkey shows and other feats of absurdity for attention, entertainment, and money?
>>27926691did she troon out because she's an incel?
>>27919028this is why yugoslavia is no more
>>27915923So technically she's a shoe now.
>>27925338Norse foundry commercials are really unhinged these days...
>>27919038Sauce? Been looking for the full video since it disappeared off ph.
>>27916764>>27918316>>27918377>>27918385how can any dude even compete and satisfactorily pleasure her
>>27928892You have arms don't you?
>>27928892I think she just psyoped herself that it feels good to her, like me with chastity, like it doesn't actually feel good I just tricked my brain into thinking it does
>>27926691what a shamehopefully shes not taking any hormone meds
>>27929234It's a performance, retard. This is porn. Lots of things people do in porn aren't what they like most in real life. Most pornstars have said they prefer their regular partner have an average sized dick. >>27928892Lick her clit. You should be doing this to girls anyway. I'm a chubby fuck with an average dick but I go down and I'm good at it, so I've had neighbors have to ask us to keep it down.
>>27913490has anybody tried scanning that barcode?
>>27913477Makes me think of that trick street magicians do where they swallow a sword or a balloon
>>27929317>Lick her clit. You should be doing this to girls anywayLove when someone pipes up that doesn't know what they are talking about or give incomplete information. You have to learn what a girl likes because they are all differentI've been with girls with sensitive nipples and clits to the point you can barely touch them, but once turned on can cum almost from nipples alone.My wife has almost no nipple sensitivity in comparison and not much clit sensitivity. Licking her can turn her on, if she's in the mood and I dirty talk her. But to get off, she needs a strong vibrator on the clit and g-spot and even cervix stimulation. Just one or the other will not do it and even then it can take a long time for her to cum. She has mini-orgasms that lead up to "the big one" and that can take 30 minutes to get to "the big one". After cumming hard for real she can usually have an additional 2 or 3 BIG orgasms before she's too worn out and sensitive to continue.That's usually when I fuck her lol and she'll usually cum again from that with a bullet vibe on her clit as I fuck her.Anyway, no you know how my wife's sex organs work. you're welcome.
>>27929841I think Jeff Foxworthy put it something like, "Sex with women can be like trying to start a cold diesel engine. It can take a lot of work and time, but once you get it warmed up and started it can run a LONG LOOOOONG time."
>>27925340That's a breakfast meal I think I could do without
>>27913490What on earth is going on with his dick?
>>27930370apple in foreskin
>>27930455this is why god commanded the hebrews to circumcise their sons. sodom and gomorrah? nothing but apple dicks in assholes
>>27920591>>27919033Source please on these?
>>27916132Rape during childhood.That's the primary factor for all kinds of degeneracy, faggotry and trannery included.
This shit genuinely boggles me. There’s no way this feels good? Seems painful or harmful as fuck.
>>27915923Dude, that kicks ass!
>>27916200nice try, jannie. last time i posted appropriate search terms, i got a 3 day ban.
>>27917485do you have any links to recorded sanderslee streams? i can't find functions ones anywhere
>>27929841shut the fuck up faggot, your "wife" is your hand and we all know it
>>27932375bump with content or let it die
>>27932705lol okay if it makes you feel better, go ahead and believe that.Stay mad, virgin.
>>27915447The ability to give yourself a manual colonoscopy seems pretty beneficial. Probably saves a lot of money on medical bills, too.
>>27917549Think she can give head while she's doing that? It would be like getting a blowjob from a xenomorph
>>27917638bing, not google
>>27920149she seems to have lost the passion for being an internet whore. Her last bunch of videos were real tame shit and she seems super bored with it all.
>>27919028no glass in ass
>>27933007>Day 13>Still can't find my keys>Low on food>Getting hungry>Might have to door dash
>>27917549Imagine getting good enough at this that you can paint a little face on the front of this.Walk up to a random person in public and just shoot this thing out your mouth at them and suck it back in. Then walk away without further clarification.
>>27929841And then after doing all this, that ordeal, you fuck her and get exactly ONE orgasm out of it before you are done?Seems quite in equal to me.
>>27934044It is in-equal yes, unless you factor in blowjobs and/or handjobs. We've been married 25 years and we know exactly what we like and how often we usually like it. My wife blows or gives a handy me 2 or 3 times a week because she only wants sex 1 or 2 times a week, but knows I get horny more often than she does.When people say communication is paramount to a long lasting relationship they aren't just speaking rhetorically. If you want a happy relationship you HAVE to be completely honest with each other about these things or one or both of you WILL end up miserable eventually.
>>27927193Okay incel
>>27934192True words. I just find it very difficult to accept that woman often are multi orgasmic and im rather frustrated that no matter how good the sex or my orgasm is hers always seems better, she has more orgasms, and has to do less physical exertion to achieve them. If a my orgasm was a bad one on that given day, then i have no chance of a second round that day due to my biology i.e long refractory period.But if she only wants sex 1-2 times and gives the favor back as you wrote you. Then you basically get even. Which is good.
>>27913490The shock value I was looking for on this site and not disappointedWhat kinda trauma or mental illnesses makes someone do this on purpose?
>>27915453Chronic frustration with his inability to produce enough farts to satisfy his eternal lust for his own emissions, combined with smugness, pretentiousness, and isolation leads to symptoms of pseudo-intellectual faggotry and projection. This inflated sense of self-worth exacerbates their compulsion to huff their own farts and purchase Rick and Morty t-shirts.
>>27919038Someone have the source or name ?Please ?I know there's more
>>27926370>>27926387
>>27919033this is so interestimg
are these extreme kinks mostly prevalent in Slavic culture?
>>27913481I wanna fuck that hole
>>27936287gosh I've never see that siswet doll. What was it for? was it a gift from some simp? a prop she ordered? was it ever used for something? Please some siswet connoiseur answer...>>27936292don't post present day siswet and her sweaty, speak-challenged, pet seal. It's horrific. Let's all keep to early siswet kthx.
>>27913481What toys even is this? I wanna try it lol.Will post vids in the future as proof.Taking a screenshot of this thread now as proof. When I get the toy, I will post OC with timestamps.
>>27937045It's not a doll, it's a husk. Whenever it reaches maximum stretching point, it sheds the husk to reach new and greater feats of huge dildo stretching.
>>27938097https://old.reddit.com/r/sounding/comments/1en2y47/big_deep_sounding_15mm_10m_long/lh46de0/
>>27921452I wanna see more of her swallowing fake cum
>>27936283How dangerous is this?
>>27919033ah damn so that's where my fushigi ball ended up
>>27913490What the fuck. God I hate faggots.
Bump.
>>27936269love this one
I wonder why those threads never feature dirtyGardenGirl. Aside from sporadic clips of her with hkj she never gets posted. She's the one who first got me to jack off to a prolapse
>>27942871Because its utterly demented and vile. I started with her videos too though.
>>27918739I made that webm. And a couple of others that session alone was gold>>27921198Bubblekush7 was the name I think
Here's my first attempt at making a webm: Source is [DOKS-612] Anal addict perverted anal fucker, Haruno Ando
>>27918267anon, don't be fooled by the propaganda and gaslightingwomen are and always have been much bigger coomers than menthat's why the vast majority of sex toys are intended for womenevery complaint feminists make about men sexually objectifying women or being sex obsessed pigs is pure projection
>>27943290I want to get to this point but I get stopped like 6 inches in.how to get past it?
>>27928892Surely I will win because my speed is superior
>>27943615More lube, more practice You gotta learn to relax your sigmoidYou'll know when you get there
>>27943615Intestines and organs have fascia(like a casing enveloping it). You need to tear away from it so the intestine can freely move around and shape around the dildo.Really, this is what all these extreme degenerates have done.
>>27926691Just looked her up and saw her instagram, she is either on harmones or age. Her poor face.
>>27913768Womb with a view
>>27943290is there more?
>>27944813I wonder if when he takes a shit, his prolapse dips into the water.
>>27943615Don't listen to the fucking retard >>27944525v that posted about"tearing fascia"No it's just relaxing the muscle that loops around it and creates the S shape
>>27913768Oooooooh! So that's where Misty and Ash keep all their Pokeballs. I have always wondered.
>>27937045>pet seal?
>>27945777does anybody know what episode, if any, the composite shot of somebody's head up the daughter's ass (a special effect) is from
>>27944813this is why they tell you to never sleep naked in the same room you keep your garloid
>>27921452Would be hotter if she gagged it all up after
>>27945297The thing is that you don't really feel the tears.But it is the truth, you're remodelling your guts.The reason why people get prolapses is because they don't have this structure intact, so the intestines can move freely.
>>27944525Buddy 1) connective tissue heals really fucking easy and 2) wtf do you think the body is like? You think there's fucking cobwebs from bone to bone that sit in us?
>>27916132/pol/. It's a flex to trigger the Jews, own the Jews
>>27947399this is so hot >have a penis pump>try to use it on wife's pussy>keeps "slipping" off not making a vacuum >wife has very similar pubese to janet masonany idea if a "pussy pump" would work better than my "penis pump", due to the shape of it? Is it worth getting one for the wife?
>>27933187I thought theyvwere prolapsed
Reminder: The individual flooding this board with threads about transvestitism, interracial porn, and any particularly repugnant content involving scat, farting, semen, piss, bestiality, and rimming hairy assholes is a disabled elderly pedophile who struggles with his disturbing desires. He compulsively posts to externalize his inner conflicts, often gay roleplaying with himself and posting children on /b/ celeb threads, where he is known as Jacobtard or J-Tard. This behavior reflects his shame about his sexual preferences, projecting his turmoil onto the broader community
>>27913478>>27913481
>>27916764What's childbirth going to be like for these women
>>27945777That is fucking disgusting. That turkey is very under cooked someone could get ill from eating it.
>>27945777Kek, one of the most bizarre porn series
>>27936292>>27936287Do these sluts get off to the thought of ruining their assholes or something? Can't see how this is hot
>>27923102pick a corner that's not hers, numbnuts
>>27948568it’ll take 5 minutes
>>27916132Virginity
>>27948043Yes and yes
>>27947356Bro u get your medical license in a cereal box? Fuck off out of here with your outright lies
>>27949278Not even that long. They will have to wear a chastity belt just so the baby doesn't accidentally fall out.
>>27913477HKJ is like half the thread.
>>27949648What the fuck is an HKJ?
>>27949648Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan?
>>27949891>>27949897Holy Knights of Jerusalem
>>27947399Does this cause any pain?
>>27949891Its a Hotkinkyjo.
>>27938097Here it is you degenerate https://siliconenozzles.com/collections/the-rod/products/ssnd-spear-b-15mm-45french-32-and-39-large-smooth-silicone-sound
>>27922214it all just coils up in the bladder
