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>>28164031Ritual sacrifice??
>>28164268Too far
>>28164447people always made fun of the skyrim spiral fall, but it's actually very realistic
>>28164522Realistically speaking, what are you supposed to do in this situation without looking like an asshole child abuser?
>>28164489qrd?
>>28164543just ignore the little shithead, its not that hard
>>28164550Usually people watch the video first, then make a comment. Stick to it man, you'll get it eventually.
>>28164041When all else fails, crowbar the fucker
>>28164543Honestly, when the kid throws the first, second, and third punch, a shove like that is absolutely reasonable force. Especially if they have video of the kids vandalizing cars. If my kid was caught doing that, I'd thank the man, then pick up where he left off with my son once we got home.
>>28164041Rubber crowbar
>>28164597boomer reasoning (and I mean that with utmost respect. the last generation to raise their kids right)
>>28164610I'm a millennial. I'll take the compliment
>>28164041give him more tools , keep the cameras rolling , much amuzement
>>28164031It's assisted suicide.The states budget is just a little tight lately.
>>28164613Boomer parents?captcha: SN0RT
>>28164034>This is how you win son
>>28164543Pepper spray. Or a sprints of rubbing alcohol to the eyesOr a handful of paprika blown in their face.Or a squirt gun since it's legal to use water. Just wet them over and over. Or stink bombs. Throw a tinkbomb and then tell all the surrounding children that this way too old kid just shit himself. Wait for the kids to deliver the message in taunts. Then reveal you e been recording this entire thing and you will post it on his school Facebook if he doesn't fuck off. Or train a bird to shit or claw at the child . Idk I'm guessing out loud
>>28164724What if I don't have any of those since i don't expect a stupid child to try and throw punches at me?
>>28163990>yeh pee wee!>YEA-oh he ded>Sumbody call nine ONE>call da ambalamps!!!gold lmao
>>28164597Respectable answer. I would have gotten way worse than a slam when I got home if I got caught vandalizing shit and tried to "fight" the adult who caught me
>>28164522i wouldve caved this kids skull in and recorded it.
>>28164543You dont let it get that far, I dont need to resort to actual violence to intimidate a 10 year-old. The guy in the video looks like a fat scruffy man-child, even children are aware they are not worthy of respect, if you're an actual man your presence alone will suffice
>>28164547gay israelis meet conservative israeli
>>28164447>-ACK
>>28164597Good shit
>>28164749Shit the kid's pants when he isn't looking, surely you have a log waiting.
>>28164034I have an uncle who cheers for this guy's team.I have to ask him about his reaction to this bullshit.
>>28164041Lol this guys a comedian so ima wager Fay Kan Ghey
>>28164702Nice captcha
>>28164732Lmao. What a good lil nugget
You said "Non-Gore">You didn't say anything about maggots.
>>28164953Bullshit. Kids nowadays think they are equal to adults because parents aren't allowed to beat the shit out of their kids anymore. That's why it is always right to use violence against children. It reminds them them that they are physically weak and vulnerable and should act accordingly.
>>28165900The fucking Wilhelm scream gets me every time
>>28165865ahhh...middle America...is this an old video? They still have the kino McDonald's buildling design
>>28165998>"is this an old video?">Timestamp clearly visible in the bottom right corner
>>28165065How much would a new elevator or control panels like those cost? Funny as fuck tho
>>28164543flick his forehead
>>281660231. the progress bar covers that part of the webm2. I was focused on the subject of the video
>>28164543kill child
>>28164543You're supposed to just run away or stand there and take it, you're going to be in the wrong any way you try to look at it, no matter how justified.I knew a principal who was being fought by this little shit, like spitting and punching and freaking out, the principal backhanded him in the face and instantly lost his job and was investigated.
>>28165781>just work the body bro>just work the head bro
>>28165921Why? Was it for Reddit gold?
>>28166542When you work in education, you are held to a higher standard than most when it comes to dealing with children. If an adult can prove that they were being assaulted by a child and they apply a proportional amount of force, they would be justified. If the guy pushed the kid and then started beating him while he was down, that would be bad. However, since he didn't do anything but shove the kid onto the ground, anyone would very likely get away with this, especially with video evidence.
>>28163993Dis lil nigga is a KILLER
>>28164034FUCK THIS FAGGOT TRYING TO CHEAT THE GAME I WILL FUCKING RAPE HIM
>>28164489The alpha jew gives the injured beta jew his breast milk so that the beta can recover from injury (: this is what Israel is for. This is Judaism in action!
>>28164522>”Child abuse!”>”They’re just kids. They’re little kids.”NAH FUCK THAT. THAT LITTLE PIPSQUEAK GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO HIM.
>>28164522never seen the full thing. very very satisfying.
>>28165895How is this even possible?
>>28166132If you care so much to make a post you can also always put it on fullscreen
>>28163988Anyone have the gif where a guy accidentally shoves his whole leg, up to the calf, up his friend's arsehole?Fucking hilarious.
>>28164489>Bono wants the biddi?
>>28164498kek
>>28166767Nerve gas?
>>28165870>Lost
>>28166828by being homeless in india where is full of literal shits and trash
>>28164031hahaha wtf is happening here
>>28164690Amazing lol. Not what I was expecting at all
>>28166767Yeah he's real fuckin lucky that guy was filming or he would have been fucked.Also what the fuck is happening in your video lol? Are they all just super drunk or something?
>>28165998some Mcdonalds still have the old design. This location does3225 Arlington Rd, Akron, OH 44312
>>28164031Is that a shitter under the roof?
>>28164953seriously cucked
>>28167163>Are they all just super drunk or something?Yes. Drunk, probably broke, and it seems like an apartment where multiple families live as well (don't know what it's called in English).
>>28164937Underrated monty python skit
>>28164690that is fucking glorious
>>28165895edgyyyy
>>28164696lol
>>28166063Lot more that this lil Asian kid has in his piggy bank.
>>28166933"accidentally"
>>28164031that landing didn't look too good for her spine
>>28166744He's just Canadian, no need to be rude.
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>>28165467Eh, pretty entertaining
>>28164489>Is it spelled B-O-R-E-D?
>>28164937>>28167311>ALRIGHT! No-one is going to stone anyone, until I blow this whistle! Even if they DO say Jehovah...
>>28165861An insect finally got out of it's 72 hour work week.
>>28165884
>>28166828It's a thing. Used to clean wounds.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggot_therapyMy dad told me about this, though I'm not sure if it was used on him (UK).In that pajeet's case, there's no muscle on that pat of the skull, so any wound like that would go through to the bone.
>>28164031Based and Pianist Pilled.
>>28165921Made me physically spasm, good video.
>>28166672Phone booth looks like Japan. They probably found the Hood man and threw him out of the country.
>>28164732MODS
>>28164732>NSFW
>>28165998Which shithole city do you live in?
>>28164268>win the genetic lottery>chop your tits offfeminism is a mental disorder.Women shouldn't be allowed to vote.
>>28165870>not driving an ice pick through it so he's unable to pull his dick out.
>>28167724Piss punch adds +2 poison damage.
>>28163990other than hurting your wrist, this is why twist throttle is a bad idea
>>28168535That's not winning the genetic lottery, that's a lifetime of getting harassed and having horrific back pain and deformed shoulders because the bras you would need to wear will destroy them. Not to mention finding clothes that would fit you, or doing anything athletic or physical or requiring you to see your damn toes.
>>28164489"I got hit by the chair that makes you gay..."
>>28165946Rare video of homeless person spawning
>>28165865>k-martg-good times.....
>>28168733aliens are among us
>>28168733Holy shit is this where the legend of a centaur comes from? Or goblins? Those legs, jesus....
>>28164447That wasn't even a real bear just a tranny in a fur coat.
>>28164489what Brian De Palma movie is this?
>>28168795She sued over this
>>28168037top kek
>>28168726Never seen this. This is gold.
>>28164543If you think that looks anything remotely like child abuse, then you are beyond salvation, just go out in the streets and let kids do whatever they want with you (which might also constitute child abuse, but eh).
>>28168792Can someone transcribe this?Very weird pronunciation to my brain.
>>28163993Too based for this world.
>>28169028>you can throw hands with me all you fuckin' want bro>you think you fu-
>>28169028>>28169068I think the second part was actually>you think you can fight?!Definitely a "fi" not a "fuh" to my ears.
>>28164690VLC is installed
>>28168642Oh my god. Who the hell cares?Oh, your back hurts. Lie down, spread your legs.
>>28169118Just pointing out that having oversized in the way booba is not "winning". The tallest man to ever live died of gangrene in his 20's because he couldn't feel his feet and got a cut on one of them, did he win the genetic lottery because TALL?
>>28168448Fucking gold!
>>28167140The bungee cord has been edited out.
>>28169198She is not going to fuck you.
>>28169465That's fine, I'm not gay.
>>28169068>>28169103Thanks, I can hear it now. He ate some sounds (like in throw) and I'm ESL, so the lack of context made it hard, sounded like Italian or some shit.
>>28164034I don't watch homosexball, can someone tell me if there is some kind of penalty for such flagrant faggotry? Surely this sort of conduct is not tolerated and these players are ejected from the match as a matter of principle, right?
>>28168535women on insta cheer for this kind of shitI guess because it makes them happy when they can drag another poor soul down to their level, and make them as ugly as they are.
>>28164543By not looking and acting like a bitch
>>28164732Please take this gore shit to the brutal rekt thread asshole
>>28165870>not cutting it off with hedgeclippersWasted opportunity.
>>28164031did they forget to attach the bungie cord? wtf...
>>28168795kek, who the fuck is she going to sue?
>>28164690the cone of justice just arrived.
>>28165895my fucking head hitches now , fuck you
>>28165967Been some years since Ive seen that. Good times. Thanks for the laugh.
>>28167724Isnt this clip longer with blue goku coming out of nowhere at the end? Or is that a different clip?
>>28169672A pal of mine is a fan of the sport, according to him there is no penalty, and actually this shit happens constantly. They always try to fake each other out and pretend to be injured, because then the player who injured them is penalized or removed from the game or something. There are giant compilations of these overblown reactions.
>>28169790this is why i can't watch this retarded sport, even though my whole family is obsessed with fagball.
>>28166542if you're not making that up, i would not wrong the principal for getting some street justice on those who fired him.
>>28164522>little nigger immediately starts screeching cause he knows it'll get him an instant winshouldve curbstomped him instantly
>>28168535speaking of mental disorders...
>>28165967scripted
>>28169118Lol, vagina envy huh, how far humanity has fallen.
>>28165895YOU MOTHER FUCKER I ALMOST THREW UP! FUCK YOU!!!
>>28169672>if there is some kind of penalty for such flagrant faggotry?I think you are vastly underestimating European faggotry
>>28170549What was the prank?
>>28170557taking people's luggage thinking it was theirs
>>28169995He's a nice guy, even felt bad for doing it, it just happened out of reflex. The kids are absolute shit, the lot of them, they know they can do anything and get away with it.
>>28165884Swedish cop fine
>>28170492Always wanted to know the source
>>28170633That was a pretty poor performance from the nigger, i was expecting some major brain damage
>>28168803stupid fucking got damn FAT FUCKS
america is such a shithole
>>28168667kek
>>28165967Missing the audio.
>>28168744Someone should appropriate music into this one
>>28164447>cryllic on buildingtravesty.
>>28164690>detour_of_duty.mp4
>>28168792Me in the mirror
>>28168733his dad called his wife "deer".
I am so thankful there are no blacks in my country. I couldn't imagine living around those animals.
>>28170518she wants him and he wants that cute black chick.
>>28170549>letting go of the hair before your shirt is let go ofngmi.
>>28170462Lucky shot
>>28163993Dennis the menace strikes again
>>28163993LOST I want to see more. what happens next??
>>28166672Taking a drag before that punch, epic
>>28168771White trash rapids
>>28168448GRIMACED
>>28165916this has unironically cured my constipation on at least two occasions
>>28170633>gets called a bad name>acts exactly what the bad name meansInteresting strategy cotton we will see of it pays off for him in the end
>>28172056
>>28171965Is that Andy Milonakis?
>>28170476But she aint did nuffin doe!
>>28170564I love how women start screaming for no reason!
>>28165921This is the same guy singing crying game then eats the moth or whatever right? Trying for another 15 I guess.
>>28172207I think so. Wonder if he hangs out with squirt tv guy?
>>28164522Destiny debating his viewers
>>28164031Its edited. Theres so many of these bungy accidents online but the stats only show like 2 deaths a year, and one of them was a heart attack.They edited out the cord.
>>28171846Oh shit, you can post MP4 on /gif/ now? That's called evolvement
>>28172617>mp4>file limit still 4mbAaaand its still retarded.
>>28172624Seriously like whats the fucking point if you can only post 640p 30 second mp4s.
>>28172145Dumb nigger now gets arrested for assault, holy shit these apes are low IQ
>>28170329Hold on what's going on here? Why is the kid not even biracial but straight up black? Adopted?
>>28169672>>28169790there is a penalty, you get a yellow card for faking an injury(2 yellow cards gets you sent off for the rest of the game and your team will play with a numerical disadvantage)but it's at the discretion of the referee to decide whether you're faking or notanyone who actually played the game will tell you that something like a sliding tackle that looks like nothing on tv can still hurt like bitch, so often it's not that clear if someone is faking or nothowever it's also true that wasting time by staying down for a few seconds more than necessary is a strategy every team uses, it can't be avoided because of the nature of the game(clock never stops)
>>28169672No there is no penalty for faking, sometimes the ref can punish the player with a yellow card or a red card for faking but usually nothing happens. The idea of punishing players for faking makes sense, but at the same time you have to consider that these players are running back and forth on a gigantic field(see picrel) so they take these fakes as a way to waste time for their team strategically and in order to rest. Like the player in the original post >>28164034 he's absolutely chilling, kneeling on the ground arguing about some bullshit he and the ref both knows is bullshit while everyone and him takes a breather. And if he fakes hard enough the medical team comes out with water and towels for everyone in his team and maybe he gets to chill on the bench for a few minutes before coming back on the field. I get how it is annoying to see them exaggerating it for someone that doesn't watch the sport but if they were to punish the players for this it would completely change how the game is played.
>>28172669>but if they were to punish the players for this it would completely change how the game is played.Maybe it should be changed, then, it's ridiculous and dishonorable. Seems like it undermines the original game almost entirely.
>>28166767WTF is happening here, is their shithole house rotating like a theme park ride?
>>28168009Hope those faggots got caught and in trouble.
>>28172657>>28172669>>28172734Yeah I agree, if punishing this sort of dishonorable behavior changes how the game is played, then I might consider watching the sport. But with that sort of blatant faggotry apparently being not only normal and accepted, but actually a tactic that is deliberately employed and rewarded... Nah. It's actually disgraceful and I cannot fathom how any of those players publicly admit to being a part of it without hiding their faces in shame.But thanks to you anons for giving the QRD.
>>28165394football(soccer) fans hate this kinda shit just as much as anyone else. and they hate it even more, if it's done by the team they like
>>28168744Man, I miss 2020 for all of the hilarious cringe from leftoids.
>>28168771What a lovely couples outing.
>>28172823>Hope those faggots got caught and in trouble.I doubt it. Riding a bike is actually legal, so there isn't anything they'd be in trouble for, even slowing traffic.
>>28172912>>28172916YTPOOP was never funny, only retarded millenials ever though it was funny to fuck around with video editors doing the most retarded amateur shit to videos to be funny.
>>28172947Sounds like somebody is pissed off they missed the opportunity to get in on it back when it was popular
>>28172979I'm an older zoomer(25) and I literally caught the whole YTPOOP wave while it was happening. It was never funny, just annoying to watch. the MLG edits were funny for a bit but retarded millenials also quickly ruined that by overdoing it.
>>28164543Unironically,When the kid said - Don't talk about my momYou tell him -Ok. I won't. Hey, you're a good kid standing up for your mom and one day you'll be a great good man. Just remember, sometimes, good kids are born to bad moms. She's my sister and I know her, but don't worry, when you need me or realize your mom hasn't been good to you you can count on your uncle, I'll be there for you, kid.Then you walk away, don't reply to threats, cursing or violence from a kid that's not yours, run if you need. Use the video as evidence on the court when you finally round up enough to take her kids away.Easier said than done, not judging anybody, but, unironically, that's what you should do.
>>28172734These faggots, sportzball... all rigged and tgey are arguing about honor .... clown world wow ...sportzball...wall
>>28165781Nano machines son
>>28172210>WUU STUPHH
>>28170633>>28172145>get called a mean word>it’s go timeWhy are people of darkness this thin skinned? Is it the lack of frontal lobe?
>>28172849lmao xD
>>28165921this man needs to be hunted down and brutalized and any fag who posts this video too
>>28168448>UAAAAAAAAHHHHHHUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHwownegro
>>28168867who?the homeowner?or the mrs jabba the hut
>>28163993>fuck you>your momholy...
>>28172648she cheated on him
>>28172984Expert everybody
>>28173084obviously
>>28173127>>28168795The fat "black is more than a color" t-shirt lady sued the homeowner because the railing wasn't sturdy enough to support her.
>>28168628All ATVs/Quads/FourWheelers come stock with thumb throttle.
>>28172923>>28172919>>28172918>>28172916>>28172912Rekking my thread doesn't count as rekt
>>28171555>cute black chick.Don't exist.
>>28173084every media source tells them that it is permissible to act on their most base instinct when they hear their activation word, so the golem happily fulfills its purpose
>>28171555how are you faggot so fucking bad at blending in holy shit
>>28164522This is the Rottweiler effect, it gives all the warnings, above and beyond, "hey buddy, I really don't want to bite you or deal with this bullshit, just leave me alone", dog gives a strong but still a warning bite, not nearly what it's capable of.>autistic screechesSome people...
>>28164543I practiced Judo for about 10 years. In my country, striking with a fist is assault. What this guy does in >>28164522 grabbing the throat is also assault. Depending on how seriously the kid hits his head can also lead to more serious charges. Judo on the other hand is very safe, the majority of throws you are protecting the head with your own arm and throwing the opponent on their back.If a kid did this to me I would probably do a neck throw or hip throw, going with the throw and landing on their ribcage. This will wind them and possibly take the fight out of them. Just need to get up quickly because you are in a bad position if the parent starts hitting you. If the parent gets belligerent, just do the same thing to them. If they try to take you to court, you used reasonable force without causing injury. The biggest risk in any fight is causing head trauma. Although rare, many people die from hitting their head on the pavement / concrete in the wrong way. Just know how to throw people safely and you should be fine. Don't use wrestling moves though, people don't know how to fall, you need safe Judo throws to guide them down and protect their heads. This will also let you transition to grappling / holds if they spazz out.
>>28173356Based judanon advice, more people should learn reasonable force rather than chimping out and wanting to beat the fuck out of anyone who says something they don't like
>>28168733whatthe fuckis that?
>>28170573"I kick ass for the Lord"
>>28165916I need the janny edited one.
>>28173356I think he should've killed the child.
>>28168021Maggot therapy is a thing. This is not a case of it.
>>28172648It's a joke. The kid isn't even her's. Probably either a kid she babysits or her aunt got knocked up a nigger and their daughter got knocked up by one as well.
>>28165895baldspot olympics champion
>>28164732Way too brutal fuck you
>>28172617Allowing mp4s will just make this shithole even worse.
>>28165865Oh shit, was that guy carrying a dog? The mutt didn't have a chance
>>28163993I bet they're married now.
New thread:>>28173989>>28173989>>28173989
>>28164543A kid acting like that 100% doesn't have a father figure at home. Everything about his body language and demeanor is a desperate cry for authority and discipline in his life. Ergo I go to his house, fuck his mom and then use the belt on the kid after supper.
>>28168726>Jewish man calls his mother for a victim complex refresher
>>28164041I hate this unfunny, spitting kike like you wouldn't believe
>>28165895Kys
>>28173881You can actually see the dog get up and walk to the skater. Probably made it with a broken bone or two.
>>28164041Fuck it's like the crowbar cousing of ElectroBOOM
>>28164543You just slap him in the face. Otherwise like Judoanon said here >>28173356 you can get him a real injury and you ass in legal trouble.
>>28166828It's just a thin layer of skin above the bone, nothing there will make you die if it goes slowly enough that you don't bleed to death.
>>28165980Kek even the Devil is a fan of this guy
>>28168726Goddamn that Cartman voice
>>28168817fucking lost
>>28172669>units in meters>no actual non-mutt football field
>>28164031Throw the Jew down the well
>>28168733My knees bent backward for half a second and it was agonizing. I couldn't walk for months. How can this guy run around with backwards legs?
>>28164489>Hetsroni has a long and colorful history of making wildly racist, sexist and otherwise offensive comments. He regularly rails against the presence of Mizrahi Jews — those from Middle Eastern nations — in Israel, stating that he does not believe they should have been allowed to immigrate.>“I was just attacked during filming in Ashdod by the second generation of cavemen that came [to Israel] without selection due to having a Jewish grandfather,” Hetsroni tweeted after the incident on Monday. “Think about this next time you believe ‘selection’ is a bad word.”
