Post your silliest rekt moments
>>28365532might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen
>>28365513They actually fucking animated the video of that retarded Uber driver or whatever he was with the spatial awareness of rock?
>>28365524Good.
>>28365533Aftermath?
>>28365512Power trip
>>28365545You can say that again, it took him an hour to figure out that there was someone at the back of his car engaged in a knife fight with a number of assailants
>>28365522Well, he is already in a wheelchair, so there is no risk of him losing the use of his legs
>>28365533Is there a way to swim or position your body in a way that the current pushes you to the side of the river?
>>28365524FAFO, kek
>>28365533What's the best thing you can do to survive this situation?
>>28365527He probably pissed off the wrong guy
>>28365532The natural selection in action
>>28365512Buck status: broken
>>28365587Once you jump in, you are at the mercy of the water current.You can only hope not to drown or get tired before the water current gets more manageable and you have a chance to swim out
>>28365593Pray
>>28365513Fucking kek
>>28365512That’s hot as fuck, she’s a femdom queen. I want her to bend me over like that and fuck my ass with huge strap-on dildo. I bet she’s into that shit, she pauses and savours his tears and you can tell she’s enjoying the power.>’stay stiyul’ through clenched teeth while her pussy moistens
>>28365533Can someone translate? Were they forcing him to jump, or is he just that retarded?
>>28365680I know spanish and i can't even understand what they are saying
>>28365512I don't even like blacks but that's a complete abuse of power.
>>28365532As a non gun owner ive got to ask, doesnt the instruction msnual or training course to own a gun cover situations like this? Like, "if you pull the trigger a bullet will come out" In bold letters somewhere on the gun? Maybe this is why america has so many gun deaths, people just dont know what happens if you pull the trigger.
>>28365692Notice how it is the only way to get them to comply. If she had shown weakness he'd run or try to attack. Blacks only respond to violence
>>28365593Tread water until you get pushed to the side of the river or it becomes shallow and you can stand. That guy definitely isn't making any progress attempting to swim against the flow of water and is wasting his energy.
No sound but definitely silly
>>28365532well what else did he expected
>>28365533Juans world tour! Coming to a town near you! As long as there is a river near by
>>28365513I cry every time
>>28365587>>28365593If you're a very strong swimmer there's a chance you could swim diagonally toward the bank on either side but if there's washback from the bank you basically just have to stay afloat and let it take you where it wants to take you until the current calms down further on down the river. With how turbulent the water is, treading water would likely be very difficult so your best bet would be to spread your limbs out on your back, keep your lungs as inflated as possible whilst breathing as shallow as possible, and use your hands as paddles under the water in a twisting motion (something akin to a figure-8 with the wrists) to keep some upward push on your top-section. If you're a strong swimmer then try as hard as you can to swim diagonally to the bank but if after a minute you aren't making any progress stop and resort to the latter and conserve as much energy as possible. If you AREN'T a strong swimmer then don't even try, just try to float as best you can. >t. was a lifeguard in my twenties
I wish I had an an ounce of the commitment this man wields
>>28365527damnimagine dying to such goofy tune
>>28365692He had a gun, she was alone so i think she handled it fairly well. Cussing at him was overboard maybe but she only tazed him once.
>>28365729A really bad day at work can help.
>>28365692I don't care if cops abuse black people. Every black man is a serial felon, just not all of them get caught. Blacks should be sentenced to life in prison at birth and eligible for parole only after completing a basic education requirement and social behavior conditioning.
>>28365743This feels so good
>>28365748You're being too kind. Just buy some boats and ship em all back, doesn't require genocide or anything evil
>>28365733Damn man, ive wanted this car since jr high and he went a wrecked one.
>>28365713The vast majority of arrests of every race take place without violence. Your worldview is entirely skewed by overexposure to video anecdotes bouncing around in an echo chamber.
>>28365692Nigger. 100% he was not being compliant and fighting with her beforehand. you can hear her say "you was big and bad"
>>28365759The vast majority of arrests are also blacks, what's your point. We just don't need them period. Blacks are the reason why she feels the need to power trip
>>28365513Enough jokes, but why didn't "uncle" actually drive? Was he at a stop light or something?
>>28365593plank, don't ty to swim like this retard, just use your arms as best as possible to push yourself toward the bank without wasting energy, pray that you don't hit anything
>>28365748Who are you REALLY mad at though? Mommy? Daddy? Yourself for being weak and unloveable? Whatever they did to you, you deserved it. Try to internalize that.
>>28365723>BillShe rode him too hard.
>>28365533The jumper tells a guy to hold his phone in a different way I imagine he was telling him to hold it horizontally instead of vertically. The guy filming is saying "this guy is gonna show us the finesse/skill he has, watch him" then at the end I think someone asks him if they guy would be ok because he says " nothing will happen he is just going to let himself get dragged by the current and that will be it" the guy underestimated the strength of the current and the people watching him think that he is going to be ok.
>>28365765if I had to guess he's just kinda dumb and shelterednever witnessed anything like that and it took him a while to realize he's in serious danger, kinda like a deer staring into headlights
>>28365775Kek what a reddit response
>>28365522The Mac & Me remake is coming along nicely.
>>28365764No, she's a sadistic person who gets off on hurting people and she knows she can get away with it because cops have practical immunity from wrongdoing, which helps them wrangle up "laborers" for private prisons to sell to corporations. That way you and I get to compete with actual slave labor for our paychecks. This kind of abuse and exploitation is exactly why this country is going to shit and idiots like you have been gaslit into siding with your oppressors because you have a soft, squishy, maleable little brain. You will never understand the world. You will never understand yourself. You're stuck like this and it's only your fault.
>>28365790>HE SAID THE R WORD XDNigger.
>>28365790
>>28365775>uh oh, you did a racism!
>>28365729Kek, that's great.
>>28365765If you were at his place, I bet you'd have probably hesitated like him, unsure of what to do. I know I would.Particularly if you're not sure who's the aggressor or you risk getting attacked yourself
snip snip redditard
>>28365513Wasn't the driver sitting in the left seat? This webm is fake
>>28365765I'm guessing he didn't know the dude in the back seat and was surprised when he suddenly became involved in some violent altercation and so he froze because he didn't know if he wanted to drive to help the guy or what to do.
>>28365832Newfag, I've been watching gore on 4chan since you were in the womb. Brainlette.
>>28365643right? I'd love to have her pin me down and just abuse my ass.
>>28365512women are just as bad as nogs
>>28365847Everyone's horny until they get tased at the base of their spine.
>>28365847“U wawnit aginn?” >god yes>>28365855Replace the taser with a strap on and I’d very much like it right up to the base of my spine. While she dominates me and makes me call her mama
>>28365797And you got this from an anecdotal piece of evidence? I like how you make the same argument for blacks then turn around and be a hypocritical assuming faggot about the cop. Hilarious, rich even
>>28365700silos drain out the bottom right? So the birds should probably be fine
>>28365840Oh shit you’re a fuckin based chad, sorry sir. I bet you’ve got a big cock and balls. Fucking loser lmao
>>28365840>umm sweaty I've been upvooting posts on r/greentext since 2022!fascinating, go be a faggot elsewhere
>>28365864Why would you say those nice things and then say something mean at the end? Talk about cognitive dissonance.
>>28365858She would have no interest if it didn't make you cry.
>>28365832the way he looks at the camera kek
>>28365524everyone went to help the cute girl with a skirt and no one gave a shit about the not so cute girl with the fucking hamburger eye
>>28365512Does anyone have the Ave Maria compilation of indians/pajeets VS trains? It featured: - slow motion- retards walking in front of moving train to showoff being missed by a hair- clearly failing the previous point- slow motion- Schubert's Ave Maria as soundtrackIt was posted here 2 weeks ago at the latest. I was sure I had saved the webm but I can't find it anymore.Any help would be greatly appreciated
>>28365729That is dedication
>>28365875I bet she fucks her husband like that, I bet she’s into it she seems to savour the power. Either way a man can dream of finding a dom top trad wife
>>28365884You asked for this the other day and I seen it the other week. I second the request for Jeet train comp
>>28365869>I'm the main char-- AHHCKKKK
>>28365896Posting one video doesn't make you any less of a redditor.
>>28365896"We're on your side!"
>>28365512This feels like some weird domination porn. Not surprised your nigs keep chimping against pigs, amerimutts
>>28365593if you are lucky and you don't crash on debris, you should try slowly swim diagonally. That's the best you could do, and maybe pray.
>>28365533Look at him go
>>28365896How do you forget where you were sitting 15 seconds before? For as many times as I've seen this video I never really considered that he trips over the place he was just at.Zero situational awareness on so many levels.
>>28365743Never bring a gun into a carfight
>>28365869>>28365867you all niggas came with Trump in 2016, faggot zoomers.I was here since 2008 and I will leave this shithole this year.
>>28365593Stay in the boat
>>28365932I'm 40.
>>28365912>>28365932lol mad
>>28365690okay... why was it spinning? was the rope twisted a certain way? was the wind just right? how does that happen?
>>28365790Is he dead?
>>28365861Whale on whale violence, tragic
>>28365513kek, I watched without sound and halfway through knew it was the uncle drive video.
>>28365759people can go to youtube and look up "karen" videos and it's a night and day contrast with the typical cop vids. most cops put up with more shit than i'd want to and even after the person cusses them, kicks them, etc they'll almost never push for those charges later. average cop cuts people more slack than they should, the ones that flip out are just too emotional and took out all that shit that built up on one person. it's why the whole low-IQ requirement skews heavily toward emotional people who just hit a wall one day and make the news. the truly bad ones and "good old boys" do more shit to benefit themselves than hurt others, they're just low IQ politicians who wear a badge instead
ledditors get beaten with the tard stick
>>28365512There is no fucking way this is real. This is like straight up out of a femdom porno.
>>28365840>brainletteESL spotted
>>28365513Good, now let's see it in gmod
>>28365944They had mercy shooting him at the end, he was still alive he’d have lay there in pain until he bled out. Absolutely brutal
>>28365527Why was the extra audio added?
>>28365532man I really hope this one's fake
>>28365936Mate I'm pretty sure that's a bridge over a river
>>28365946autorotation effect
>>28365512Woman moment They do the exact same thing when they become schoolteachers Clownpocolypse
>>28365944Hope he recovers soon
>>28365790>when it's got you... it's got you
>>28366001brainlette hon hon hon
>>28365593From that height, htting water is like hitting concrete. He was dead either way.
>>28365778He was jacking off for some cam site and died right then.
>>28365711Everyone with half a brain cell will tell you "do not ever point the gun at anything unless you want to destroy it and whatever is behind it". If you ever do point it at something by accident, you are also covered by "keep your finger off the damn trigger"
>>28366077lolwutfrom that height you may get hurt only if you do a belly flop
Less yapping more silliness
>>28366123Hahaha niggers are so silly with their baby-yeeting >soon next to your neighbourhood
>>28366113newfags everywhere
>>28366133>YOU TAKE MY SCRATCH OFF NIGGA *yeets*
these aren't really funny or sillylets fix that>bounce
>>28366145>bonk
>>28365871You don’t understand sarcasm? Jesus you must be a zoomer.
>>28366150Hot air balloons are the niggers of air travel. Full of bluster, simple and have absolutely no direction
Kikes and hubris name a more iconic duo
>>28366016Someone in a rekt thread like 2 or 3 months ago said it would be funny if they added someone saying nigger before he was shot but idk when the imbatakum was added
>>28366166Wrong, some faggot whined in a streamer rekt thread that there wasn't anyone actually getting rekt (killed) so some based motherfucker tried to appease with that webm
>>28366165>Holy shit did you those 3 Jews get blown up?>There was a flag in a field but it had a mine underneath it, 10 jews went to remove it and it exploded, killing 25 of my Yiddish brethren.>Those 40 jews need to be avenged for what was a brutal and baseless attack>There are 75 Jewish families without fathers because of this I hope you’re happyRest in peace to the fallen 150
>>28365593dont jump into storm swollen rivers
>>28366191Jump on my swollen dick
>>28365512American cops always seems like they're not professionals
>>28366195Nobody with intelligence wants to deal with blacks for a living so departments are more lax with requirements
>>28365729Bikecels btfo by car chads once again, kek when will they learn
>>28366170I was there when this shit was first posted. The first one didn't have ambatakum it was just a dude saying nigger. You probably saw this one with that added to make it even more retarded. I'd post it but I don't save rekt. Someone out there has it
>>28365729What's the story here? If it was a cop following someone breaking the traffic laws then it's kinda wild to endanger others like that for it
>>28365723she didnt yell loud enough
>>28365700Fuckin video makes me anxious every time I see it. Nightmare shit right there.
>>28365765Looked to be some brand of pajeet, not sure if you ever interacted with one but they are some of the dullest and slow-witted individuals you will ever meet.
>>28366241Just some British civilian high on road-rage. Got prison time running down the biker.
>>28365513Always makes me kek
>>28365524The patriarchy fought back
>>28366265I guess that sorta better but Jesus
>>28365867counter-terrorists win
>>28365729Cause you've had a bad day you taken one down you sing a sad song just to turn it around, you say you don't know you tell me don't lie, you work at a smile and you go for a ride!
>>28365896I see what his problem was! He's didn't tell him to chill enough!
>>28365690Look at her go
>>28365522lol you made me look it uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkjrOssNAEc
>>28366123>go be a niglet somewhere else
>>28365643If only she didn't talk like that. Even the black dude had a more refined accent than she did
>>28365686foiled by a chinese elevator
>>28366156NTA but you obviously don't.
>>28365582I'm on the old guys side with this, they were clearly only attacking the nigger spic who got in the back. Let the fucker die
>>28365699Hilarious
>>28365513That's top ylyl not rekt lost
>>28365513What I don't get is how did this dude live getting stabbed so much? Did not one of those guys get a better knife or even bother to twist the blade when they were stabbing him up? They would have increased their chances with that one simple trick
>>28365861What in the world.? On amother note, do you have the tased pussy webm.?
>>28365734>aloneBut who was videophone?
>>28365790>crab.webm
>>28366144st etienne?
>>28365532Truly the master race.
>>28365513Someone post the original please.
>>28366334You can tell he thought the drop tiles were solid ground, same mistake people make with the sheetrock in their attics
>>28365867She voted for it.
>>28365896They voted for it.
>>28365883>hamburger eye
>>28365532When making idiocracy the team found a brand new shoe that hadn't hit mainstream yet and realized: "only a fucking retard would wear these ugly pieces of shit" and had all the future tards wear them. Those shoes were crocs.
>>28366123what a good dad, tossing the baby to safety
>>28366375you can tell its not china cuz the people care
>>28365643I'm so tired of the way the world has become. Look at this retards post. He doesn't even mean that. He doesn't actually want that. He just wants to say something on the internet that gets him attention in some way. He probably talks about femboys too, despite not ever fucking a gay little boy or even being gay
>>28365748wonder what happened for someone to turn out like this
>>28365790He's on his way to mogh now
>>28365512Lost
>>28365896Zero survival instinct>look at the hyper coon going full on turbo mental schizo breakdown on that car. Should we... Approach him?? Let's do it!
>>28366265Prison time? For what? That's just a bit of tomfoolery, also he was provoked!
>>28366583What the fuck???
>>28365717Good kitty
anyone got clips of people getting rekt by wildlife? (being eaten alive, mauled, etc)
>>28365700mmm extra protein in my cereal
>>28366195A lot of them aren't. The video is a cop from a Reform, Alabama, which has a population of only 1,500 people. Since policing is a local responsibility in the US, those 1,500 people have to pay for their own police department. The town is poor as fuck, so the pay is shit (probably $20-$25). They can't get aynone of value to work for them, because you make more money Instead of doing the sensible thing, like moving policing to the state level, where they can pay and train people worth a fuck, they keep it like this and you get badly paid, incompetent fuck ups like this.
>>28365729Saying "yes, yes" out loud at work.
>>28365965yes. the full video shows his corpse somewhere down the line when the water was turned off.
>>28366145ok here's a silly one
>>28366583>white people
>>28365512Some of the worst acting I have ever seen in a fake wannabe viral video.
>>28366583You can see him work the bolt, so he would've seen the round being chambered. Absolute fucking moron of a kid.
>>28365564a blue swollen body
>>28365721kek, that double impact
>>28365756Good.
>>28365775>Try to internalize that.kek.ok faggot. since when your boyfriend stopped internalizing you
>>28365840>goreYour brain is rotten already mongoloid.Read the thread title again, and return sucking your dad, retard.
>>28365723Bill went out a legend
>>28365871>Talk about cognitive dissonanceExactly, do you know anything about sarcasm ?Why do you try so hard to appear more retarded than you are ?
>>28365914hahaha
>>28365867Another Biden migrant
>>28365965No, he does swim back up and finish to fix the pipe like a normal day.You guys really get on my nerves easier every day by being that much retarded...I cant keep up with that level sorry.
>>28365512man i actually felt bad for the negro since ive experienced something similar but without the gun & tazer and more punching me in the back after i laid completely still on the ground This is why you should ALWAYS run from the cops as if your life depends on it, because it does.
>>28366123kek wtfno even on the couch...
>>28366262Finally someone who knows what's up. The other replies were fucking dumb.
>>28365512>”Reform” on the police car while he’s being buck broken KEK
>>28366807what about the father (I suppose) filming at this exact moment conveniently...
>>28365860dead. otherwise fine
>>28366896Faggot
>>28365928He was an BLM & Anti-Gun activist. The jews have tried damn hard to remove this video from existence.
>>28365944Story? Didn't hear any cartel mentioned.
>>28366123ive never seen the backstory of this video lol
>>28366943kek
>>28366632Yeah, I don't really get this. Anyone with a brain would have turned around and walked the other way as soon as they saw him chimping out, but he as the man did not lead this situation away from danger, and it seems like neither did she as the woman say "honey... are you sure this is safe?" or anything like that. And he was not at all prepared to fight that guy so I don't know why he thought going forward into him was the smart play.
>>28366144This driver>Fuck bikers
>>28366375It's crazy how all people in these shithole country's first reaction to severe trauma is to grab them by their neck and shake them around. It's like their instinct is to just kill them and get it over with, but they appear to be trying to help in all cases.
>>28365932lol, good luck nigger
>>28366899don't break the law?
>>28365756around blacks never rela...wait, what?
>>28365512fake and gay. who is taking this video? not her partner, who would be assisting. no way a civilian could get that close. where is the police car? this is some faggoty attempt at some weird porn video. again, fake and gay, kill yourself.
>>28365884>>28365894
>>28365680this >>28365685but from the context I think the guy recording is calling him retarded for thinking he can swim in that river
>>28365743The floppy leg dance at 1:17 got me
>>28366576I want what he’s having
>>28366583fake and gay. why is this guy taking video of the bathroom door while he's shitting?
>>28365987Wasn't this that guy who was found out to have been having sex with a load of his friends underage daughters?
>>28365832deserved, nothing more pathetic than a fat 38-year-old hipster faggot
>>28365686hoisted on his own pee, tard
>>28367072>why he thought going forward into him was the smart play.But we're BLM activists. So he's our friend.
>>28366576I lost it at 0:36 xD
>>28367127Around chinks, don't blink
>>28365867was he holding the machete to his own throat? fucking blazing saddles style kek>don't move or this nigger gets it>white woman: omg he'll do it
>>28365533>swimming against the currentRIP>>28365587Don't jump is a river flowing that fast for a start but if you do end up in there just swim at the shore, not a point on the shore but towards the shore is it's going past you.Eventually you'll hit it but it'll be a long way from where you started.
>>28366364Jesus
>>28366893i was gonna say that this comment didn't age well but maybe you just haven't been watching the news
>>28366172>be white liberal >off yourself on camera in the name of brown people who hate your fucking guts>a year or whatever later and literally nobody remembers or cares mental illness
>>28367311Fuck off. Most brown people appreciate whites
>>28366472Nah it is stunning and brave. His pronouns are now they/them
>>28367154thanks anon
>>28365699such tenacity for such a retard.
>>28367222Nah this video is showing what happens to robbers. US criminals need punishments like this as a determent
>>28367281lol
>>28366165Really Gods chosen race. Absolutely fascinating
>>28365723You know the five point exploding heart palm technique?
>>28366576Kekkiest keks
>>28367222Well they’re muslim so why would that be grounds for them to beat him to death? wouldn’t they give him a medal or something for being a chomo? He was probably a homosexual or an atheist so they beat him with the religion of peace stick.
>>28365932you're 100% 12
>>28366576average scenecore listener
>>28366262>dullest and slow-witted1) slowest*2) insanely redundant
>>28365757yeah dw it's just the compact
>>28366588He was around niggers?
>>28367154Even niggers aren't that low IQ
>>28365896Did they ever find the guy who did this?
>>28365729Naked Gun intro.
>>28365932>I was here since 2008 and I will leave this shithole this year.Retard, once you're in, you stay. Been here since 2013. Make your bed comfortable, because this is the best we're gonna do.
>>28366123Bros is going to be living in hell once his inmates find out he did this.
>>28365804kek
>>28367489I live around black people and I'm not like this. Judging the whole because of the few is low iq
>>28365723The face of a man that lived a full life.
>>28366997classic.
>>28365896This is the guy that posted a tweet about being killed by>Some Chudif I'm not mistaken.
>>28365721Thats you need abs
>>28365944that was the most brutal shit ive ever seen in my life
Does anyone have the webm of the guy sitting in his car and says "you can get away from my shit" as he sprays a fire extinguisher at some black guy who is high on drugs and is acting aggressive?
>>28365757then buy one? they're dirt cheap.>>28365896>run away from fight in front of your woman>run into a bench and trip literally immediately you gotta move states and change your name after that one
>>28366191Enlightened post.
>>28365593well don't do what they did, and swim towards the middle of the river, it would seem their best bet was to go the other way. and it would also get too exhausting trying to swim against the current to get to the short as quickly as possible. there is also the risk of obstacles, rocks, trees, waterfalls.. but i think the best bet would be trying to float on your back and slowly moving towards the shore without exhausting yourself. another problem would be the sorts of currents and torrents that could make you get stuck under water. the question is how to get out of that?needless to say this lad should've not given into peer pressure or tried to show off. i feel sorry for not only him but his family. what a dumb thing to do.
>>28367606Not just some chud but a Meat Sweat Chud
>>28365721well brakes work well.
>>28367640guy had a knife, his fleeing was horrible though
>>28366123>>28367009this looks like ai. the movements and environment is unnatural
>>28367817This shit has been posted before AI garbage was even a thing.
>>283675672025 is the year I leave this shithole. This time for realsies.
>>28365512His bulge is massive like holy shit
>>28365765If this was the US, there's 2 dice rolls that are being rolled. Dice Roll 1: the attackers just want the passenger and if let them get their guy they'll gtfo asap or if you get involved or drive off they'll chase you and now you're involved (which happened in the video). Dice Roll 2: driver off there's a 50/50 the passenger is a piece of shit criminal on the run and he has you on knife point telling you to drive to an isolated area where he might finish you off, or he's cool like this guy was who tipped tf out of uncle. Statistically you're best off just letting it happen as the attackers have no reason or want to off you. That said this guy didn't look those hard / crazy mother fuckers that would betray someone helping them so driving off seems like an ok bet and I would've drove off purely for the adrenaline rush.
>>28366150I wonder if the women screaming helped at all? Nope, it didn't do shit. It just annoys the men and makes the situation worse. Women, tell me, is it impossible for you not to scream like a dying rabbit when something scary happens? Can the impulse be shut down with training?
>>28365790Delta P.. this is quite literally the worst way to go. Drowning in a tube... and well aware of it.
>>28367824>>28367817>>28367009>>28366123It's from a Tanzanian movie called "Sitamani Kuolewa Tena" about domestic violence.
>>28367212>>28366951>>28366807The kid thought shooting a blank round wouldn't do any damage
>>28365721new rider... as most on sport bikes are. bit down on the front brakes way too hard in response to the truck turning right. total amateur, that bike can stop on a dime safely
>>28366375Traffic accident? Better lay on my fucking horn like a retard.
>>28366583America's back
>>28365699Is this where they got the glass shatter sound for Stone Cold Steve Austins theme song?
>>28367927>american buildings are made out of paper
>>28365711I was under the impression he did it on purpose
>>28367892He didn't know it was loaded. Looks like it was a set up skit and he forgot to unload a round from the magazine during its last use. WHICH IS WHY before you retrieved the weapon you always inspect the breach. MY GUESS, pair of brothers with a middle or younger sister whos Guinea pig that WAS trying to send some fucked up snap video as le prank. This is just poor parenting. I bet that guy film just got his shins and toes peppered too
>>28366144>"welp, in for a penny..."
>>28366543What's the problem with crocs? I mean they're ugly as fuck, but they're convenient and cheap
>>28367870It's evolution, won't be going anywhere for a few hundred years at least. Problem arises, woman screams to alert man, man shows up to deal with problem
>>28367299You don't want to hit the shore at that speed
>>28368061he also has a higher chance to get out of any punishment (running away basically) if he keeps going no intensive to stop>>28368066they make good ones for chefs also
>>28365711Instructions unclear.Scrotum stuck in breach.
>>28367406Aww, those poor homosexual atheists - Signed, a faggot
>>28366807If you look closely, you can see the kid is not paying that much attention to the bolt, gives a quick look, probably right before the round shows, and then looks somewhere else
>>28366576FUCKING KEK
>>28365723Honestly that's the way to go. Dick out, balls freshly emptied, asian tranny porn on the family PC, and being immediately mourned by someone who loved you dearly despite all of that.
>>28365756Ancient chinese kung fu maneuver.
>>28365700The quality is potato, but it looks like it's bottom of a hopper being emptied.If it is a hopper, then usually it feeds into receiving auger through a grate. Most of those I've seen would stop a bird. Emphasis on most.If it gets through, then the only other chance the pigeon has is that instead of auger there is a belt. And it would still be alive to fly off that belt. I've seen belt used just once. So I wouldn't bet on it.Whether it would be alive or not depends on how deep inside the hopper this is. Grain will crush you. Pigeons are fragile. I'd give him 50:50 chance of survival based on what I'm seeing.Dead or alive, it will be removed in rotary sieve that's supposed to remove large debris. This applies whether the carcass remains intact, or is ripped in half by the auger.However, I can't rule out this is a bottom of a silo feeding direct to to auger. There is a wire guard to prevent entry of large objects. But those that I've seen are much wider than a pigeon. If this is the case, the birb will either be torn in half, crushed by the pressure, or suffocated as it makes it's way through the pipe.
>>28366733Final act of "oppression".
>>28368070It'd be like hitting water.
>>28368132ive heard that at that height its like hitting concrete
>>28365533>>28365680>>28365685>Child on-Camera:As (the way) i was holdind the camera.>Men off-camera:We have this "man" that will show you how skillfull is in life.How is it.>Child on-camera:Here.Ready?>Men off-camera:GoHe is going to show how skillfull is in life.>Child on-camera:Now (JUMP)>Men off-camera:WOW!!!!!(unaudible)Honey don´t worry. He just need to let go with the flow.They were encouraging him to do it.
>>28365513By lore uncle sitting on left side>>28366476
>>28367640>you gotta move states and change your name after that oneHe did change states. He changed from human to ashes.
>>28365533He apparently made it, it doesn't look like it, but there seems to be a beach at the end, maybe a little too far away, with less depth, but yeah, it probably took him some time and came out exhausted. I'm trying to find more evidence, like another vid or something.
>>28366576looks like he watched every webm in a YLYL thread here
>>28365512For new/old REKT go to...watchpeoplediekaoticseegore
>>28368331But can I call people niggers in these places?
>>28365700>>28365860>silos drain out the bottom right? So the birds should probably be fine>>28368107>I'd give him 50:50 chance of survival based on what I'm seeing.Ahhh Schrödinger pigeon
>>28368341>But can I call people niggers in these places?That's a line you can't cross.
>>28367518>Did they ever find the guy who did this?The girlfriend refused to identify the suspect....https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12604985/Ryan-Carsons-girlfriend-didnt-pick-stabbing-suspect-photo-lineup-legal-experts-saying-potentially-devastating-crippling-prosecutions-case.htmlImagine being soo full of hatred for white males that you won't even identify the nigger that killed your boyfriend because you don't want said nigger to go to jail.
>>28365946>okay... why was it spinning? was the rope twisted a certain way? was the wind just right? how does that happen?Fucking retard, he was spinning her to reverse time like Superman did to Earth!
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>>28365793I see you*whistles to the sky*
>>28368454was he sentanced?
>>28365512American cops man...Also hate the half chub I got from this
>>28368090Not defending it, anon asked why so I was speculating. Control your spergness
>>28366583Love how fitting the music is
>>28367154Jesus Christ I lost
>>28368454This is why no one likes these kind of people anymore. They're a lost cause. They've gone so far left they're legit lunatics.
>>28365790>>28365804I saved this version.
>>28365733>dumbest shit i've ever donemediocre
>>28365564He survived, authorities issued an warning for people not to do this.
>>28365790Looks like he jumped in
>>28366165Don't know how they still fall for it, that's like he 139th time.
