>>28392193
Life isn't a fucking porn movie you retarded faggot.
>BWC
Like 90% of 4chan users right? 8 inches at least?
GTFO

my advice would be to post 3 fucking faggot

>>28392193
You find the type of women you want where you think you'll find them. And look if you're 30 then odds are you aren't gonna be fucking too many college chicks. Probably none unless their desperate enough. You have to compete with a large pool of younger men with brighter futures unless you're going for a master's in which most people either have relationships or just want to focus on work which forces you into a situationship.

>>28392193
been there, done that at age 28

be ready to be "claimed" by psychos who try to cut off all of your possible friend groups

but also be ready for any sex toys you have to be eagerly used. knowledge of those toys will also reach every chick in their friend group.

dont be focused on the first girl to drain you, because they will. be focused on yourself the first year. they will literally come knocking.

enjoy the kinkiest years of your life anon

>>beach house bday party for girlfriend
>>call girlfriend by exes name
>>she leaves party
>>her butterface roommate blows me at the beachhouse
>>gf comes back
>>apologizes for flipping out
>>sex

going back to college will make you do horrible things, but jfc it will be worth it

I'm 34 going back to uni for my masters. I have spoken to 1 girl and nothing even remotely close to hooking up happened. I really wish I had the balls to talk to girls. I'm 6ft, in good shape, decent looking, etc but still a giant pussy.

>>28392193
You're going to be non trad right out of the gate. Really depending on what you're going for, and how much debt you're going to be in afterwards, I would not do it. You cannot count on someone forgiving your debt in the future.

>>28392193
You're a dumb fuck. For one you are going to college, second you're thirty and going to college, and third you are more worried about women than why you are in your situation.
I pity you, you have failed, I don't care that I am being harsh or taking the bait, but I have seen too many lint eaters like you irl and online.
My advice to you is to get it together and then worry about women, because right now you just described yourself as a glorified woman.
Also college is a complete scam ever since 2018 or 2020, get work certs and training regardless of if it's a blue collar or white collar field and move to a better country once you save a good amount of money (assuming you're American).

>>28392193
No one gives a shit or believes you. You're not Van Wilder faggot.

>>28392193
Greentext? Here's what you do:
>be you
>6'
>ripped
>BWC
>decide to go to college again at 30
>barely legal 18 y/o stacies mirin' you 24/7 all weeks of the year
>crush puss like no tomorrow
>constantly running out of your industrial-grade horse condoms
>not a night spent in bed alone
>about half spent with two or more
>stacies invite their mothers
>mothers invite family friends
>get handjobs and blowjobs under the desk during class all the time
>sexy professors and naive interns all give you extra credit because no one plows them like you can between classes
>every single frat douche and demarques green with envy but can't do anything because you beat them up and also fuck their mothers and sisters
>wake up

>>28392872
>move to a better country once you save a good amount of money (assuming you're American).
What do you consider a better country at this point? Seems most of the west is in various stages of fucked. Or do you just mean a better country for him to get asian pussy?

>>28392193
>I am about to go to college as a 30 year old
this is all that matters
you are too old now and everyone will see you as old and weird
you will be seen as a intruder and nuisance to their "young" space
best case scenario is you finish your education and get out
most likely scenario is that you fail due to depression and loneliness

worked at college for many years and saw this happen probably hundreds of times

>>28392193
What did you do prior to college? It matters, big time.

>>28393369
PhD from the Hustler's University kek

>>28393301
>ive never been to college
As an adult graduate i can say youre completely retarded, as long as OP is actually decent looking he will be fine, women in college see it as experience compared to the incels floating around them.

> be you
> approach barely legal asian qts
> explain you have a BWC
> explain what BWC means
> "you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence vole, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer"

>>28392193
if you need advice on how to get laid by the time you're 30 you're probably ngmi

just seduce women like you normally would faggot
-tinder/hinge
-approach girls on campus who look like they've put some effort into their appearance and compliment the thing that they've put some effort into and ask if they'd like to get coffee/ice cream/cake right then or get their number
-join some student societies and make friends who'll invite you to parties and fuck drunk sluts

you should have already figured this out.
cringe.

>>28392193
I simply don't believe you.

>>28392193
Fine, I'll be the one to ask for source.

>>28393439
If he is attractive he is attractive, its either having power over women, being different or being attractive. A man needs at least one of these to get laid, otherwise it is some negotiated BS the likes of that most incels end up making due with in their late 30s with women their own age.

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i dunno

>>28392966
that happened to me irl

>>28393506
>> approach barely legal asian qts
>> explain you have a BWC
>> explain what BWC means
fucking lol'd

>>28392193
>wassup yonglings
>I saw two asian kids kissing with tongue in the corridor
>is that what you kids call oral sex nowadays?
>ahah jk
>anyway wanna suck my dick please?

works every time.

if they're confused because they're asian you just add "ching chong" at the end of each sentence and their pussies will be fucking open.

>>28394974
get the fuck out.

>>28394974
this probably stopped working around 2005.

>>28392193
heh

>>28392223
Mine goes in when I stand up

>>28392733
I’m 40, 5’8, I have 4 kids with 3 different women. Talk to women like you’d talk to a rig crew. Simple as.

>>28392193
Honestly bro, just try your best to act like a regular dude. 90% of the people there are gonna think you're a creeper, you're better off trying find other adults going back to school. Harsh truth is girls today are fucking lame compared to 20 or even 10 years ago, they're prudes and whores at the same time, it's a coin flip on whether or not their gonna spaz out on you just for saying hi. Otherwise just act like a regular college student. Do activities, be proactive in group assignments, try to keep your memetier politics to yourself.

>>28392193
Lie about your age, say you're 25, try not to bring up nostalgic shit that's way to old for them. You gotta remember these genA-Z border kids grew up during the pandemic so they're all internet brainrot zombies with poor socialization. They're all hyperautistic about sex and relationships, and think the whole world is a candyvan trying to rape them
>it is but you don't want them to know that

Don't be a perv. Otherwise you'll just be the old creepy guy. Go for grad students if anything.

>>28393301
As a guy who went to college at 28, you're full of shit lmao. Younger girl love validation from older guys. The key is to be attractive and tall. If you can pass the 6 foot filter on hinge and be decent looking you can crush slutty 18-22 year old pussy. They literally just want to get off too, its not that complicated.

>>28395741
not all of them are like that, just the ones you hear about online. Some are pornbrained sluts that want to FUCK. esp the ugly/fat ones that guys their age don't go for.

I actually did this, OP. Went back to get a degree when I was 30 and it was the best decision I ever made. As long as you don't act like a fucking weirdo, you are golden. Be personable, be chill, and be known as the guy that takes good notes and girls will come flocking. I was on tinder and bumble and the amount of girls who want to try out that "daddy" fantasy is crazy. If you are any good in bed, friend groups will talk and you will be seen as the safe, good sex option. NEVER KISS AND TELL. This will keep a steady pool and keep girls coming back.

Again, as long as you aren't weird and can make girls finish, you'll have a great time. But also stay on top of your actual classes and shit. If you get invites to parties and go, you are gonna feel weird as hell at first, but just go with it. Don't be that guy trying to hook up with anyone; let them come to you. If someone asks you to go to a second location after a party, chances are they wanna hook up, unless it's a group of people going to a second location--then it's just to keep the good vibes going.

Have a car, show them you have your shit together, and all of a sudden they'll wonder why are they wasting time with Johnny age 20, when they can hang out with John age 30 who actually has his shit together, isn't gonna be weird about stuff, and just wants to make her cum. Be the better option.

>>28395897
>Some are pornbrained sluts that want to FUCK. esp the ugly/fat ones that guys their age don't go for.
Tell everyone that you are a man without standards without telling anyone

>>28396070
brother you're unenlightened, theres no better pussy then a vice-tight, soaking wet 19 year old 5/10. she'll be so horny and so excited to be getting fuck a good looking older guy. I've never put my dick in something that felt better than the 19 year old chubby 5/10 chinese girl w/ daddy issues and BPD. I was 33, she was 19. So tight. So wet. Let you put your dick in her however and wherever.

>>28392193
you old as fuck get your degree and leave the kids alone.

>>28392193
This advice is for attractive white males.
Be yourself. This means don't pretend to accept niggers and faggots and other bullshit. Women are disgusted by this as well and don't want to have to continue the act in private.
Find a high traffic area of people not obviously in a rush to go somewhere. Sit and read and say hello to passersby. You'll be non-threatening as they are free to continue walking. You want to find someone with basic decency and ability to have a polite conversation. You should not be trying to impress them, you should be interviewing them to see if you are interested. What do you enjoy doing? Do you cook? etc.
Invite them to do something you are already going to go do whether they come or not. This removes all stress of rejection.
Just casually greeting people regularly will build rapport.
Tell them you want to fuck them. Don't ambiguously be their friend. You can be friends, they just have to know you want to fuck them and that you are prioritizing women who do.
Random other guys are not your bros, you owe them nothing.

Of course the most important advice that nobody would ever take seriously until it is too late is that you should not have sex with someone you are not planning to have a family with. After the first few you will completely be unable to emotionally attach yourself and will increasingly grow to hate women.

Just focus on your education and do what college students do. Go to study groups/dates, except don't expect shit. Just be that cool as duck older guy. Hang out with everyone. Don't be that pervy older guy. Don't create that reputation. Hang with the fellas too. When you're with the women keep it about studies first. Not saying be dry and boring, but keep your dick in your pants, act like you've had some pussy, play the long game and make study time cool and fun. Over time find that balance of being the guy they're safe to confide in, you don't judge her, and will fuck them silly.

The byproduct of that is that the older female students will notice you're cool, and not weird and shit going after the younger women. This way you can pull from two demographics of women.

Also, focusing on your education, getting good grades and excelling, that's what you're all there for. Showing that you're on your grind is sexy. Your grind is your primary goal and you should not do anything to make success of that goal harder. Which is why I say take your time and be cool.
Sincerely,
An Old Head Lurker

Some actually decent advice in this thread
>>28396239
>Of course the most important advice that nobody would ever take seriously until it is too late is that you should not have sex with someone you are not planning to have a family with. After the first few you will completely be unable to emotionally attach yourself and will increasingly grow to hate women.
True, and even more so for women. The more you sleep around the more you ruin women's ability to pair bond. If you must have short-term flings stick to women who are already sluts, don't lead on the few decent women left

>>28395456
when did you have them?

I want to go back in my 30s for a masters but I am pretty sure I will have the same level of success with women now as I did then

>>28392223
BBC > >

>>28393506
What's wrong with 2pin DIN?

>>28392223
Dead lol

This is EXACTLY what I did. You will get mad pussy but you MUST be lean, dress well and not be a sperg. If you can do that you'll easily out-compete the other college kids. Make sure not to look unapproachable old, chill out, shave your face.
t. Did exactly this and gonna creampie a girl from school literally tonight

Im 37 and wanna just fuck chicks. could i get away with this if i go back to Community college?

>>28392193
> 30
> asian qts desu teehee

Focus on your studies, anon. Sure, talk to people and improve your social skills, but going in with the mentality of a 12 year old is going to yield the same results you'd expect from an actual 12 year old.

The vast majority of chicks at college classes/parties won't see you as an experienced gray fox or something. They'll think of you as the pitiful midlife crisis guy at best, the old creep at worst.

The main exception is unstable chicks with daddy issues. They might fuck you, but they'll also want you to be their dad, buy them shit, solve their problems (amd trust me on this: any 20 year old that wants to fuck a 30 year old has Issues with a capital I), and listen to them bitch about their actual dad. I can't imagine you're going to college at 30 because your life is going swell and you can totally take on other people's burdens as well as your own.

I started college at 22, not even 5 years older than my peers, and I was treated like a fossil.

Take the oportunity to improve yourself and learn in a stress-free environment instead. It'll make you much happier in the long run.

I’m 19 I just broke up with a girl who gave me amazing sex whenever I wanted. I had to leave her but obviously I’m fucking devastated because that was such a good time. Because I was in the relationship for so long I have no idea how to get women at all. Any advice?

>>28392193
If you're thirty and need advice with women... Sorry. But I guess this. Don't be a dramatic creep. Sex is mutual.

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>>28392193

lol, you will slay azn puss all year.

https://gofile.io/d/Cu9KCi

>>28392445
Fuck the self-appointed gate keepers. These stupid little cunts have decreed that an age difference greater than six months is basically full blown pedophilia. Pay no attention to these troublesome fools.They know nothing. The fact is that young women greatly prefer older men for all the obvious reasons: they're smarter, richer, funnier, and more experienced. Now it is true that some young men are attractive to women, but the loser I'm replying to is certainly not one of them.

>>28392193 i went on a date with her lol

Advice,
-Hang out by smoke pit and bring cheap lighters (tell them to keep it if they forget= they will remember you), more older ones and ones with daddy issues hang out there.
- no need to talk at first, but eventually everyone there knows each other and goes around the same times, you will have a convo eventually.
-bring something weird to tinker with, you want something interesting so it piques their curiosity to start a conversation. good luck

>>28392445
>Fuck the self-appointed gate keepers. These stupid little cunts have decreed that an age difference greater than six months is basically full blown pedophilia.

This OP is why you won't be.

>>28396084
>5/10 chinese girl w/ daddy issues and BPD
>daddy issues and BPD
>BPD

No standards AND puts your dick in crazy? You're just a thirsty planetoid yourself, aren't you.

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>>28392223
BBC is superior.

>>28397702
actually based advice and definitely the only advice in the thread i agree with as someone in college at 30.

go in on time, do your work, go home. leave the partying and shit to the kids. you'll see how inescapably young they are and find it really hard to see them as anything but children that you don't really feel great about hanging out with.

can't say i was treated much differently, though, since i'm a short fuck with a baby face and literally no-one thought it was 30, so your mileage my vary.

>>28394309
sauce?

>>28394312
sauce?

>>28396092
fuck up lil bro

>>28400267
you're a virgin retard

>>28392193
I actually did this already.
>Be me, want a second degree.
>Go to college.
>There's a beta dude, that clearly likes this sexy black-asian girl
>I kinda want to fuck her too
>Hang out with the beta
>ask her out bro, you can do it
>feeble mumbling
>Here, I'll set it up so you can hook up with her.
>I will wingman for this future foreveralone /r9k/ kid
>because fuck it, why not?
>everyone needs a wingman.
>It's group project time.
>Hey [girl] come work with us
>She comes over.
>The entire time all three of us are together he's completely mute, total shutdown, eyes on the desk
>class is over
>dude man, you had a chance to talk to her
>[beta mumbling]
>Well, there's always tomorrow
>next day, same thing; total autistic shutdown
>She's absolutely engaged, too, she keeps trying to ask him questions and get him involved
>absolute mute mode
>Hey, if we get together this weekend, we can knock this thing out easy.
>She pops up with, "We can do it at my place! I'll cook!"
>oh shit, free food. We'll totally be there.
>we exchange phone numbers- I have to give his to her because he's just totally silent
>I show up at her place
>He's a no show, doesn't respond to calls or texts
>we work on the project, knock it out
>I end up plowing her
>post-nut regret
>I was going to try and hook you up with beta.
>"I wanted to hook up with him too, but he didn't say anything. Like, at all."
>oh shit, sorry bro.
>spend the whole weekend plowing and seeding
>the rest of the semester it's pretty obvious she's with me
>beta bro eventually stops coming to class
>told him over and over that, you know, he had every chance, all he had to do was engage
>beta bro drops out, goes radio silent

>>28400351
>Smash more high end tail all over the world than this faggot will see in a lifetime.
>Be this faggot gigacuck, poking his penis into sub-70 IQ land whales, beef cakes, and jambon-pork planets
>Thinks he's winning the genetic lottery
>Copes by calling his bulls words like "virgin" and "retard"

Do humanity a favor and be an hero enough to cease polluting our gene pool.

>>28400271 A 2014 American study by Herbenick et al. of 1,661 sexually active men involving Asian American, Black American, White American, Pacific Islander/Hawaiian, and Native American men, found average racial differences in erect penile length and circumference to be generally less than one centimeter, with averages in length being: 14.14 cm (5.57 in) for Asian Americans, 14.66 cm (5.77 in) for Black Americans, 14.88 cm (5.86 in) for Pacific Islanders/Hawaiians, 12.86 cm (5.06 in) for Native Americans, 14.18 cm (5.58 in) for White Americans, and 13.79 cm (5.43 in) for Americans reported as "Other" race; with averages in circumference being: 12.10 cm (4.76 in) for Asian Americans, 12.29 cm (4.84 in) for Black Americans, 11.88 cm (4.68 in) for Pacific Islanders/Hawaiians, 11.36 cm (4.47 in) for Native Americans, 12.25 cm (4.82 in) for White Americans, and 12.03 cm (4.74 in) for Americans reported as "Other" race. Herbenick D, Reece M, Schick V, Sanders SA. Erect penile length and circumference dimensions of 1,661 sexually active men in the United States. J Sex Med. 2014 Jan;11(1):93-101. doi: 10.1111/jsm.12244. Epub 2013 Jul 10. PMID: 23841855

>>28399077
Holy seethe

>>28396045
I'm 34yo and teach dance at a large state university and I can't second this enough. If you're as tall and attractive as you say you are then just be chill and joke around and you'll be swimming in 18-22yo pussy. I try my hardest to be good (fucking moral compass and teacher guilt) and I still end up hooking up with 2 or 3 chicks a semester.

>>28399077
>they're smarter, richer, funnier, and more experienced
the older men that are smarter, richer, and more experienced finished college at age 22 btw

>>28400271
So superior his paying a ugly whore lol

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>>28392193
>fucking college chicks as an older guy.
make eye contact
use a firm handshake
> thats all there is to it

OR
be a sugar daddy
>>28394232

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>>28400285
pretty sure it was some anon in a wmaf thread

>>28399077
Incel calling someone else a loser is wild, especially when they are not wrong. If you're 30+ chasing 18-22 year old there's something wrong with you and that's why women your own age don't fuck with you because they see through your bullshit.

>>28392193
>desu

why the fuck did he just use that word

>>28392193
Hi Yukio

>>28392445
>I really want to string along some asian qts needing a well hung english tutor
This was how I met my first girlfriend who was Chinese and had been living here for just a few months, had a hard time learning English which made dating hard. Very aggressive though, especially during sex.

>>28392445
> And look if you're 30 then odds are you aren't gonna be fucking too many college chicks. Probably none unless their desperate enough.
Its sorta the opposite, if your older and have your own place then your guaranteed pussy. It will be a turn-off for maybe half the woman you meet, but the few who don't will find it very attractive. I dont see how a bunch of guys who live with there parents and may not even own their own car would be much competition

>>28392193
your description matches me and I can't get anything for the life of me

>>28402313
when you write the abbreviation of (to be honest) it comes out as desu on this 4cum image board

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>>28392193

HIJACKING FOR ADV

been talking to this girl for a few weeks (dime piece) with lots of sexting and cutesy messages in the morning, but when it came down to arranging a meet at her at her place she's been leaving my messages on delivered even after I offered to pay for her taxi to get from her uni accommodation to her house (about 75 miles away) shes been nothing but sweet and very nice aside from that. What gives?

she also just started her period and has been getting migraines though

>>28392193
Hopefully you have money

A dilemma.

>girl I'm dating
>sometimes looks attractive, sometimes looks pretty gross
>can't have very deep conversations with her
>is a total slut and down to do basically anything with me
>sex is overall great, expanding my horizons, is cool with being open and wants to have a threesome
>is very loyal and caring and has been good for me in a lot of ways

>girl I love
>is with another man and has been for years
>was/is semi-open
>is a 10/10 smokeshow
>incredibly witty and can have deep, sharp conversations
>have made out with her a couple of times
>know the relationship would be doomed if I managed to steal her away
>have no idea what the sex would be like but more than likely would be very fun
>can't stop thinking about her, have in the past gone literally insane after first making out


What do?

>>28404351
Go with her? That is if you can, idk why you would think she'd make a great partner if she's cheating on her current man with you.

If you don't care about a lasting relationship then go for it anyway

>>28404351
"The wise man is grateful for what he has ans conserves it, as he remembers what it was like to go hungry. The fool squanders what he has in fruitless search for better, and dies from starvation."

>>28393301
You're so full of shit it's incredible

>>28404351
Lol you are a faggot. You should not be looking for"deep conversations" with a woman. Obviously the 10 chick would be a fucking disaster buddy. And the girl you already got is loyal and takes care of you. You need to not be asking 4chan niggers for advice on this, I think you already know. This is no dilemma. What you should think about is keeping a girl who makes your life easier and smoother who makes a good companion. Looking gross shouldn't matter in this case because your life being easier and having someone there with you outweighs that.

>>28400814
wow you are so cool!

>>28402253
>If you're 30+ chasing 18-22 year old there's something wrong with you
There's nothing wrong with that at all actually, even the girls like it that way.

>>28397266
I'd bet 20 bucks it's AI generated, LLMs have a tendency to start lists and then just keep expanding that list forever with increasingly nonsensical shit just like that

>>28402930
It depends on whether the school is a commuter or more dorm-based. And you're not wrong, for the right women it works. That's why I said "you find the type of women where you think they'll be."

>>28399077
Not gatekeeping just being honest. I knew a lot of 30-year-olds in college before I graduated. One even being a close friend of mine; however, he didn't have much success because of his age. Whereas another friend, also 30, was getting pussy every day but its because he diversified his means and utilized dating apps, going out to bars, and mutuals.

>>28404577
Deadass needed that, tnx man

>>28392193
>Focus on your studies. Its not a fucking sex club

>>28392193
you're basically a nigger

>>28403188
you need to be 18 years or older to post on this site

>>28405500
oh

Fellas is it worth messaging the fat assed Chinese girl I made out with and smacked ass in a bar on halloween 2 years ago, she was dtf but I never bothered messaging her after for reasons but I'd rather not die not having shoved my tongue up her ass at least once

>>28407580
if its to get out of a slump then yes

Why is everyone acting like 30 is super old, I'm 28 in college and I know theres quite a few people older than me

>>28407580
fuck it why not homie

>>28392193
I dropped out of college with a 2-year degree and did OK for myself until I was 40. Then decided I needed the 4-year degree to advance. Went back nights and I wasn't smarter than the professor, it's just that I had real world experience and it made me stand out. One female student wanted to pick my brain and asked me to go out for drinks so we could talk. I did and about 30 minutes into the conversation she's asking me to go back to her apartment to fuck. She was cute, a little chubby in the right spots, but with a wife and kids at home, decided that was a no-go.

>>28407580
>>28407604
>>28407737
Any suggestions for an opening line? Might straight up just tell her I want to take her out for dinner and wrap up unfinished business or something

>>28407980
dunno what you said sounds good enough

>>28407980
just be straight with the bitch.
i got super busy and found your number and wanna do xyz with you

>>28404351
k

Bump

>>28392872

>Also college is a complete scam ever since 2018 or 2020

lol, I love this midwit meme

>>28404351

Gen Z is absolutely fucking cooked

>>28392193
My advice? Don't be as pathetic as me. For some reason, back in college, I held sex in such high regard that I wouldn't fuck a woman I wasn't committed to. I had multiple offers from women in my dorm but I didn't see any of them as a "life partner" so I passed up the chance to just fuck them and move on. The only girl I fucked in college was my high school girlfriend who would periodically came to visit me. I liked her alright I guess but I fucked her so much that fucking her wasn't much different than just jacking off.
I don't know why I am this way.
But my junior year of college I met my wife (who happened to be giving a friend of mine a blowjob and wasn't shy about letting me and the rest of us there waiting to go out know about it). She said she would not have married me if I just fucked anyone. She sucked anyone's dick but to her that wasn't the same as fucking them. I'm the only one that has ever fucked her (at least according to her).

>>28404351
>is very loyal and caring and has been good for me in a lot of ways
this should be taken into account first of all

>sometimes looks pretty gross
is it just your perception? maybe you don't love her

>can't stop thinking about her, have in the past gone literally insane after first making out
if you feel like every sense in your body vibrates for this girl, maybe she's the one, or maybe it's just an animalistic thing, like you were so close to banging one of the hottest chicks ever to you, and now you really need to get that ejaculation inside of her.

Follow your heart. Is it your sweet one, that is there for you, and loves and cares for you? or is it the one that's always on your mind, for some reason?

>>28408759
I was the same way in high school, no fucking clue what gone through my head but I was convinced I shouldn't fuck until I was 18. Then covid hit during my 18th birthday and we had lockdowns till I was 19 lol, and I ended up fucking some girl when I wasn't in the mood. As a man either take virginity seriously and find the right girl, or slut it out. I did neither. I am only 22 and going to uni again so I learned my lesson.

>>28392724
seconded

don't try to fuck with women who are already in relationships, too many women will write you off if they know you're a homewrecker

don't go for the hottest chick in a group, go mid to low first, they'll spread the word if you're a good lay

>>28392223
This. Gaylords like this probably obsesses over their own cock more than women do. It's pathetic

>>28393301
Retard

>>28395861
>If you can pass the 6 foot filter
This is why I browse the monger thread

>>28394312
I can't unsee the gyno on this guy now that I've noticed it.

>>28392193
To avoid getting a reputation as a cheater, let other women steal you rather than actively seeking to cheat. Also prompt girls to fight over you.

Get a starter/practice gf who is like hindu or arab, then trade up until you get one you like.

>>28409803
>trade up until you get one you like
This reminded me of the story of the guy who started with a paperclip and traded up to a house. How do you trade women like property and what kind of girl is analogous to a paper and mansion?

>>28392193
I don't want to take the wind from your sails but many women won't even approach you even if they're into older men.
The only way you'll even have a chance is if you get paired up with them in some sort of partner project where they're in a position to be with you.
You going to house parties is also a no go, you're too old and if the cops show up you can be accused of supplying underage with alcohol.
Your best odds besides the partner project thing is having some sort of position of power there (like being a tutor)

>>28392223
>>Like 90% of 4chan users right? 8 inches at least?
Isnt that the average 4channer dick size for a dicklet?

>>28404351
Turn 18.

>>28409884
im 5.5 inches

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>>28409884
Nah, bro. My dick is thirteen inches long

>>28392193
>be me, 25, working at CompUSA
>fuck this, going back to school
>get lied to and go to ITT
>same class schedule as this slightly chubby 18yo muffintop
>5' flat, nice titties hiding under those clothes
>everything about this chick is mid, think nothing of her
>get put on a networking project together early on
>says I should come over on saturday and work on it
>fuck it, head over
>she's home alone, dressed nerd slutty
>looks like a 12 year olds room
>stuffed animals and One Direction pics everywhere
>don't even study, says she wants to make out
>escalates, she's a sleeper chubby dick demon
>look at a wall collage of Harry as I plapping this moaning chubslut
>pussy is pretty fucking good, Harry
>tell her I'm gonna nut, tells me she wants to swallow it
>Harry, you're missing out bud
>then, snap, gets dressed, ready to work on the project
>get an A, fuck her for two years
>I got a job right away, got her one too
>we're married
don't sleep on the mids and butterfaces, guys. shit is underrated. Hot bitches are complicated and annoying af.

>>28409857
>like being a tutor
Yup. Happened to me when I was going for a second degree

>Be me, 24, white and nerdy
>Light course load because my first degree credits covered a bunch from the second degree
>Tutor cause broke and free time
>Early 20-something single mom sees me every day for her high school math course
>Latina, few extra pounds with nice tits and DSLs
>She starts pushing boundaries and asks why I'm single and hugs me after sessions
>Slips me a note with her number on it
>Text her
>Her son's father isn't in the picture and her parents subsidize her living expenses and babysit during school
>Invites me over while she has free time
>Barely got the front door closed by the time she sucking my dick
>We're fucking in missionary when her mom calls to ask if she's running late
>Blew my load on her tits and stomach while they were still talking
>Stayed fwb only. Never creampied her. She credits me for going from a 2.8 to 3.7 gpa

>>28410255
I worked Maintenance at a lakeside resort for a decade (pretty much my 30s). Ever summer I was some young college girl's older guy experiment.
Any chance you have to work in an occupation that puts you in proximity is a plus fr.

>>28405121
Then why are you still incel?

>>28410259
My boss told me I'd easily get a full-time tutoring position if I got my masters because all my students saw improvement.

While student-teacher relationships are allowed according to the college's policy, I don't think I'd last long when word gets out that I'm fucking multiple students each semester.

>>28410306
they are all fucking the students bro.

>>28410308
they're not even allowed to hug them now

I work at a college in a college town and am about your age. I don’t know if it’s because I’m faculty and not a student, but I find it difficult to meet students at all, let alone the Chinese and Korea. international students. And the rest of the staff and faculty are all 50+ so.

>>28410308
Fine. Brb. Getting my masters in andragogy so I can have my first threesome

>>28410332
just join swinger sites. .
t.bull

>>28410336
This, anon. We bring in someone new a couple times a year. I'm sure more active groups have more...immediate needs. lol

>>28410331
The dynamic is definitely different. I was still hanging out with classmates that probably thought I was their age even as I was doing one-on-one and group tutoring sessions. They saw me all the time switching between casual to professional

>>28410336
I'm on fetlife, I never really got into it, and don't most swinger groups ask for couples or single women only

>>28410380
>don't most swinger groups ask for couples or single women only
We have a group of 4 couples as a "core group" other couples have been invited to join but we also bring in girl(s) or guy(s) depending on what's needed. While it's mostly the ladies wanting some young pussy to chow on we have brought in dudes before. Gotta have a clean, current test though (one of our couples are Doctors so they review it and approve).

>>28410380
>and don't most swinger groups ask for couples or single women only
depends on their kink. i have a small dick and am fat and found a couple. just dont give up.
honestly its awesome, i get to have sex and the husband gets to deal with all the bull shit of having a women

>>28410391
do you expect your bulls to fuck other couples? my couple wants to be exclusive and i have been but im not getting the amount of sex we agreed to. Was supposed to be couple times a week every other week but we only meet once a month now. would it be taboo to plate spin?

>>28410567
>do you expect your bulls to fuck other couples?
It varies. We have "our guy" who doesn't swing with us (usually crashes here fri/sat nights when we're not doing anything else). He's not interested in larger groups, never pressed why.
>my couple wants to be exclusive and i have been but im not getting the amount of sex we agreed to.
Well, there's ground rules for a reason. If they want to be exclusive they also need to be accessible.
>would it be taboo to plate spin?
We're all adults, bud, do what you gotta do, anon.

>>28392724
>going back to college will make you do horrible things,
only if you're a horrible person

>>28410597
>If they want to be exclusive they also need to be accessible.
good point, thanks

why are you guys obsessed with sex?

>>28410628
God decided the wife can't have kids so we're gonna fuck our lives away to spite him.

>>28410628
i'm lonely and have a whole in my heart and only thing that fills the void is pussy

>>28392193
The only reason a college chick is gonna fuck an older guy is if the dude has money. I've got news for you: Some burnout 30 year old who has managed to FINALLY pull himself together enough to go to school is not what they're looking for.
The fact that you're autistic enough to be asking for advice on 4chan, but also stupid enough to be making this thread on this board, suggests to me that you're going to have zero luck getting laid and everyone is going to think you're a loser and avoid you.

>>28410778
women are fucking stupid and you're thinking like a man

>>28410608
You do realize where you are, don't you? You porch monkey cock guzzling faggot.

>>28410628
I think the last day when I haven't seen a frame of porn/sex was in 2010.

>>28392193
>>28410778

I went back at 28, was a heavily female course, I was approached by 5-6 off the course in the first year, dated two, slept with a few more, finished at 31 still dating somebody off the course. One of the girls I was with was into mentioning the age difference during sex, I'm extremely unremarkable, it's entirely possible, though I imagine hitting 30 is different, 10 years felt like a stretch. Good news is there's also plenty of mid 20 year olds there too

>>28392193
Post hairline to see how fucked you are

>>28410960
what was the course?

>>28411402
Experimental Psychology, pretty sure they said it was a similar ratio on all psychology courses though, I think vet nursing was the highest female:male ratio

>>28411505
fuck it, im going to sign up. i got my first taste of prime pussy two years ago and im addicted to it. fucking fat old hags sucks so hard its unreal

>>28411509
There was something that felt pretty batshit fucking an 18 year old and her saying "You like that tight teen pussy" to me when I'm nearing 30.

Just don't get into it for long-term dating, obviously the age gap is too much there really. Idk maybe I got lucky, my first time at university I was just a loner that made no friends and became resentful. This time around I just talked to people and it happened, as I say, totally unremarkable.

Good luck man, enjoy, plenty of other older people on the course as well, didn't feel out of place at all

>>28410255
Got bored so here's another

>Probably still 24
>Latina is still fwb
>Tutoring some freshman on the soccer team on a Friday night
>Brunette, tight body, firm ass, tits fitting for a soccer player
>Drilling for a calculus exam (literally 10 questions, get more than 2 wrong and you fail)
>Probably 10pm when she wants to stop
>Ask if she wants a ride to her dorm
>She agrees, asks if my gf minds
>Tell her I'm not dating Latina and we're just friends
>She fucking bites her lip and asks if I want to spend the night because her roommate goes home every weekend
>Quietly rush to her room cause man in the women's hall
>Could feel her heart pounding while we're making out
>She's on bc, so she got filled twice

I remembered reading something about women mma fighters having sex before matches to increase testosterone, so we pregamed and she knocked someone out once

>>28410380
I’m way past that though. I’m 31 and a lecturer and staff person. I don’t even really do lectures anymore though so I don’t even really interact with students. I only meet them kind of out and about in town which is always a bit cringey because everywhere around caters so completely to undergraduates that it’s kind of strange when an older guy is frequenting their bars and talking to them in the book store.

>>28411535
im going to need it. i just turned 37

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>>28411535
Had a similar situation with a latina who lied about her age on a dating app. Went through with it anyways cause she was a complete QOH. She was crazy about the age difference.

>>28411191
This is a big deal that nobody is talking about. A 30yr old guy can crush undergrad pussy all day with a full rich head of hair. But if youre balding you will stick out so much more and not in a good way. I finished my chem degree at 21 and did VERY well in college. Now im nearly 25, definitely crown thinning and considering goin back for a second degree because of my line of work. I dont think Ill do so well this time around.

>>28400364
If your not bullshitting, then you tried doing that dude a solid. Maybe he needed a "mock" conversation pretending he was talking to the girl.

>>28410960
eh

>>28392724
this is the fakest story I have ever read on this entire website

also OP didn't even post 3 videos, why did the mods not delete this shitpost of a thread?

is 4chan a fake website confirmed?

You don't have to go to college for that you only need to look good

If you look good you'll have the sociability to be accepted by females

That's it

>>28392193
> post advice/greentext/stories

just don't bring up your age. simple enough. if you're in a college class and don't look graying or balding then nobody is going to ask about ages before sex. if they like you enough to fuck then that's that.

>>28392193
Wear tight jeans and touch their butts nonchalantly

>>28392872
This is objectively correct.

I'm in a similar situation to OP. Difference being, I have an established blue collar career and need a different degree to advance.

The teen-sex comedy depiction of college is it's greatest advertising feature. They want your (the government's) money, period. College is a gym membership (to an infantilized, leftist dystopia). You'll get what you put into it. If you show up once a week to oogle ass, the jew won't give you their seal of approval. OP's goal needs to be passing his classes, not collecting STDs; either that, or find a carreer that doesn't require a jewniversity approved degree

>>28392193
I went to college at 28. Would definitely do it again. Went from 0 sex virgin to 40+ girls in about 3 years. Youngest was 18, oldest was 38. Get an apartment near campus, and enjoy it while it lasts bro

>>28412587
100% agree. Make sure you don't look like an old geezer. You're 28. Do it raw, and consider a vasectomy. Don't be fooled by anyone who says they can't get pregnant. At 18-25, when a girl says she can't get pregnant she doesn't mean medical impossibility, she means she's been fucked enough that she should have been preggers by now. Don't get fooled

>>28410755
That may be true and that's fine if it is just don't tell any girls that. Keep those feels to yourself bro

>>28404351
You suck

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