Lets play a game. Every post may either create a nation of up to 25 provinces from unclaimed territory or add up to 25 provinces in unclaimed to an existing country. Starting us off with the Greater Danish-Pomeranian Empire
>>16516708I would like to have a middle kingdom Egypt with all of Cyrenaica and bits of the Holy Land please
I'll take Lotharingia with based on borders of Charles the Bold's realm but also include Alsace-Lorraine and the Rhineland, please.
>>16516708I'd like 25 different provinces, selected randomly from all across the map. None of them should touch each other.
>>16516708>or add up to 25 provinces in unclaimed to an existing countryAdd 25 different provinces, selected randomly from all across the map without touching each other to >>16518142 nation
>>16516708I'd like a nation centered around the province of savoie, france
>>16516708I would like to see the Greco-Turkish Union spread across Greece and Asia minor
I meant for people to just edit the map themselves otherwise the province limits are pointless but VGH Burgundo-Lothoringian Empire such aesthetic borders.
>>16518254Hussite Kingdom of Böhmen-Österreich
>>16518254>edit it yourselfNo, you wanted to play the game. Now put the Scouse Empire sprawling across the British Isles.
>>16516708Sicily, Sardinia, Corsica, Italy up to Rome, and the rest in TunisLatin-Elymian Empire
I want this. I claim it. Cool people welcome. Not cool people not welcome.
Unified Ulster-Lowlands
>>16518380Teutonic Knights expand from Riga down the Neva and Svir all the way into the White Sea.
>>16516708I will take Visby and as much land as I can get from Stockholm to Kalmar; and I immediately propose an economic and military alliance with anyone nearby to form the Hanseatic League 2.0
>>16518420I take the 25 provinces in the South of England, from Cornwall up to the top of Wales and pushing a little bit north of there. Our first priorities as a nation are to conquer and subjugate the Celts, destroying their cultures and language (literally burning them from history) and forcing marriages to take their women and breed them out of existence. After the British Isles (including Ireland) have been completely integrated into the new nation in a similar fashion we put all of our funding into the navy, and start laughing at the Euroids.GG, Noob.
The Sultanate of Alberto Barbosa
>>16516708The Duchy of Gascony and the Duchy of Lower Saxony (all joined in a personal union - Kent is part of Gascony)
>>16518420Teutonic Order expands into Lithuania, Courland, and Prussia.
>>16516708Vandalica
>>16518964Duke Louis the Incontinent of Gascony and Lower Saxony wins a number of striking military victories, emerging triumphant in the Milanese War of Succession (by right of his deceased grandmother) and penetrating deep into the Rhineland.
>>16516708Exarchate of Ravenna
>>16519225Impressed by his piety and benevolence, Duke Louis is elected by the Croatian nobles as King of Greater Croatia. Furthermore, Count Guy the Quadriplegic of Kent successfully conquers the Channel Islands and the Isle of Wight.
>>16519240yoU FUCKING NIGGER i was just about to post my grobsvenetiensdisregard this post for future map edits
>>16519240>>16519243>>16519241Looks like we have a conflict of interest fellas...
>>16519241>>16519240Consolidated. King Eric of Denmark VII inheirits the throne of Sweden upon the death of his mother, the queen of Sweden
I shall call this land the Kingdom of Cantabria. It is a Basque nation and we are Mozarabic Christians because fuck da pope. Muslims are welcome to trade.
The Bjørgvin-Moravian Empire
>>16519377After a series of grueling wars that cause the deaths of 60% of the German population, the son of King Louis the Incontinent of Greater Croatia, Philip the Transvestite, successfully conquers much of country and is crowned as King of Germany, despite many objections. Meanwhile, Louis the Incontinent orders the extermination of all Mozarabs within his realms, while easing restrictions against Jews and Cathars.
>>16519377Meant to reply to >>16519349 and maps broken :(
>>16519383*the country
>>16519384Colour is wrong but consolidated
THE FINNO-HUNS ARE HEREI AM RAZVAN, RULER OF ALL FINNO-HUNSBOW BEFORE MEBOW BEFORE THE TENGRI SKY GODYOUR LAND AND WOMEN ARE MINE.
>>16519391Emperor Mehmet-Constantine VII conquers the Albanian Empire and annexes Syria after the Ninth Syrian War after defeating Egypt.
The Crimean Vlach Emirates of Dobruja & Merseyside
>>16519479Vlach sailors built enormous Bible arks to circumnavigate the entire globe in. There were nearly 50 of these titanic structures when they embarked and they sailed through the straits of gibraltar forking in every direction they knew: west and south. Most of these ships and their crews were lost. Some went deep into Africa and formed doomed colonies there. Some went around Africa and became Indian. Some went west and lived among Native Americans and Eskimos for many generations. It was these Dobrujans who learned to rebuild their ark and, some 300 years and hundreds of native wives later, they sailed back east and landed, looking like Indians and speaking Indian languages, in Ireland, where they were taken captive by those in control of Ireland at the time. They lived as slaves there, becoming Irish, slowly, and painfully, over many generations, maintaining their ancient faith through secret codes and secret psychedelic Greco-shaman oracle rituals. Slowly they became fully integrated and even somewhat powerful, clinging to their now very ancient Dobrujan faith and pantheon, as Irish people, freemasons, who were part black and Indian and Eskimo. It was these Dobrujans who sailed, in very small boats nothing like their ancient Dobrujan arks, to Liverpool where new comms were established with the still existing but now greatly diminished Dobrujan "empire" that had become largely Tatar.
>>16519479King Philip the Transvestite expands his control over Germany while King Louis the Incontinent successfully undertakes a crusade against the recalcitrant Welsh, being widely acclaimed for his piety.
Why does no one want the Balkans or Eastern Europe?
>>16519591The Kingdom of Poland-Ruthenia forms an alliance with the Teutonic Knights out of fear of increasing unity and belligerence of Germany.
>>16519603Oops forgot map
>>16516708Exarch Papadopoulos Kinaidos converts the Slovene tribes from white nothingness to Orthodox Christianity and their chieftans submit to Ravenna.
I am establishing the Sultanate of Saka. A Scythian-descendant tribe enters Europe and establishes a Sunni Islam Sultanate in the fertile lands of the Ukraine.We will be assimilating the native Slavic population and become a hub for trade and knowledge, since you Christian chuds are terrible at that.
The Finns revolt against encroaching Teutonic and Danish invaders forming the Finno-Sami Confederacy, thousands of captives are sacrificed to their dark gods
>>16519621Infuriated by the church's refusal to recognize his marriage, King Philip the Transvestite and his husband split themselves off from the church, laying the basis for a new German denomination. This triggers a harsh response from Louis the Incontinent and much of Europe, with Louis removing Philip from the royal succession. However, through his military cunning. Philip the Transvestite defeats the coalition headed by his father, obtaining significant territorial concessions and being recognized as heir to all of Louis' domains, despite religious and sexual tensions.
>>16519629Added Finland/Samiland
This is a disgusting dark age tier EuropeFucking yikes.
>>16519637Homophobe
Please accept my addition into the pool, Cocknia.
>>16519649Cocknia is a Russian shithole
>>16519658Go fuck yourself buddy. My empire's huge and probably bigger than your shithole. I didn't even need to hoard 25 provinces to myself. I'll laugh when your shitty shanty-esque country falls while mine stands the literal test of time.
>>16519660Literally nobody cares about Cocknia, fucking Lotharingia-Burgundy is more relevant.
>>16519662>muh relevance nice non argument faggot. Cocknia is an un-industrialized haven of the old world. I bet your shit-ass country is just some other bigger, yet still shitty, countries means to an end. Please enlighten all of me to what place you call "home" so I can make fun of you.
>>16519660>>16519662King Louis of Greater Croatia, Gascony, Milan, Wales, Kent, and Bremen are open to trade with Cocknia. Likewise with King Philip of Germany, Berry, Piacenza, and the Pyrennes.
The cities of Central Italy swear allegience to the Exarch and Patriarch of Ravenna, in order to be safe from Basque raids. The traditional Latin rite and language will be retained, but greek influence is added. Greek texts and language begin to be studied by new humanists in Florence.
>>16519727The death of King Louis the Incontinent triggers a succession crisis, with Philip being deeply hated on account of his sexuality and heresy. This prompts a great war between King Philip the Transvestite, representing the Philipian cause, and King Charles the Quadriplegic, representing the traditional Sacerdotalist cause. After years of fighting and millions of deaths, Philip is given control over all of the French and British possessions, while Croatia remains under Charles and the Italian possessions retain their original borders. The aftermath sees mass religious persecution against everyone who is not explicitly aligned with the Philipian church. Philip's bvll also does some minor conquests in England.
>>16519765Refugees from France, Germany, and Britain who refuse to convert to Philipianism flood into the rest of Europe.
>>16519765If I may. The Bjørgvin-Moravian Empire does not recognize the legitimacy of Philip's rule in Wales and will be, through secret means, convincing terrorists to attack his military presence there and quite possibly abroad.
>>16519853King Philip the Transvestite will respond in a paranoid and erratic manner against these threats.
gimme the isle of man. make it red
>>16516827After almost 24 hours I think my part of the map is the best looking >>16519693I never considered how similar the Fatimid Caliphate looked to my Egypt, lol
>>16519765the Busifugaria tribal confederacy rides in from the steppe, looting and pillaging as they go and eventually settles on these lands stretching from Austria to the north east
I claim Iceland and the North Sea Islands for the Isolationist Icelandic hermit Kingdom. Trade with the kingdom is primarily done at the Bergen Contour.
>>16520064After years of isolation and economic reliance on the Bjorgvin-Moravian Empire's contour, several noble families raise a contender to the Icelandic throne. A civil war erupts on the main Island and the hermit king is defeated. He and his family are exiled west to lands unknown. The new King Birkir allows for expansion into Norway to build a new contour at Stavanger and end reliance on the empire. During the civil war the people on the North Sea Islands begin building settlements and fortifications on the Hebrides and Scotland.
as response to the expansion of foreigners in their land, the Berbers stop raiding each other for one second and for the Mega Berber Confederacy. They are forever coastcucked by their neighbors however.
>>16520218Made increasingly uneasy by rival kings on its empire's borders, Bjorgvin-Moravia, in an unprecedented act of illiteracy and violence, converting the map once again to .jpg symbolically, turning the far SW county in Wales black or salmon, attacks Philipian holdings in Wales directly, calling off all covert sleeper cell terrorist acts. Nearly 100,000 subjects of Philip are killed there or taken as slaves to mines in eastern Moravia. Many Welsh are conscripted or join Bjorgvin-Moravian ranks willingly in solidarity with the gender-conservative politics of bespectacled and forehead-scarred General Harald Potmaker.
>>16520688>>16520840Suffering a number of defeats, Philipian forces are pushed to the north of Wales. However, discord among the rebels soon results in their fragmentation into two parties diametrically opposed to each other. Angered, Philipian forces launch raids across the coasts of Bjorgvin-Moravia and invest in privateers. Meanwhile, Philip the Transvestite grants a controversial colonial charter to his bvll in the Canaries and the Western Sahara, resulting in the founding of New Bremen on Gran Canaria.
>>16521334The raiding parties are crushed and beheaded in Bergen, the heads of their captains and officers not kept as trophies and drinking vessels are sent to Philip personally, their hands are amputated and treated to be worn as necklaces by Bjorgvin noblewomen. But the fracturing among rebel parties is malignant and Harald Potmaker is killed by friendly arrow fire, bringing anarchy to all of Wales and limiting the export of wool and mud to Moravian trade partners, setting an elaborate and plotline-coherent stage for a slave revolt among obsidian/rare earth miners in the Bukk mountains.
>>16521526War and privateering have begun to affect Icelandic fisheries and boats in the North Sea. King Birkir has grown tired of this ridiculous war between Germans led by a transvestite and Moravians over fucking Wales. He offers to mediate a peace treaty between diplomats in Stavanger.
>>16521526>>16521809King Charles the Quadriplegic of Greater Croatia eagerly welcomes the opportunity to form an alliance with Bjorgvin-Moravia against his hated cousin. However, unfortunately for him, the Bosnian nobility, alienated by the overrepresentation of Croatians, defect to King Philip the Transvestite, proclaiming him as King of Bosnia, plunging Charles into a deep depression. Philip, meanwhile, welcomes King Birkir's offer for peace, requesting free trade and the restoration of his rule over Gwynedd.
YOU FUCKER. GIVE ME THE ISLE OF MAN!!!
>>16522104IT'S MINE
>>16521809Emperor in Chief Erik Lispy Sigurðsson of Bjorgvin-Moravia, overwhelmed by the political and economic realities of the world, cuts his own tongue out with the knife his forefathers are said to have used to kill the Jotnar Blackedbane with, and sends it to King Birkir in a chest raided from a Philipian monastery. The message, he believes, is clear enough, but it is likely to be misinterpreted by the bastard hillbilly Icelander. Moravia proper is swiftly lost to politically homeless Roma and Welsh miners and pikeys who have formed their own ambitious militia union in the vacuum there. To win political favor amongst the Bjorgvin elite and peasantry, who have taken to blaming the single Jewish family in the empire for its woes, banishes all Jews from his realm to Cocknia and is promptly assassinated.
>>16522169Oh yeah and he claimed those western English regions before he died.
>>16522169Amidst the chaos, King Philip the Transvestite suggests that the people of Bjorgvin recognize his boyfriend Harald Sissison as their new king. Meanwhile, Count Jean de Boylard, a notorious rapist and necrophile, conquers most of Ireland in a shocking display, exterminating all of the locals who refuse to convert to Philipianism. For these victories, Philip recognizes him as Duke of Ireland and a defender of the faith.
>>16522234However King Charles the Quadriplegic apparently defeated the Bosnians, resolving his depression
Tsar Boris IV Cykablyatovich and his long distance gf Queen Isabella the Thicc Latina form the Russo-Iberian commonwealth
Admits whatever gay shit the other fags in this thread are doing, the black kings of Paris, otherwise know as the niggas in Paris, have overthrown the shackles of the burgers and thumb their noses as the king. They proclaim the Nigga Autonomous Zone of Paris, a utopia where nothing will ever go wrong.Hail the NAZP!
>>16522535The Anarchist Cymry People's Union, under the leadership of democratically elected Owen Thomas Downsyndrome, who has established himself as Lifetime Chairman of the Party there, accepts alliance with NAZP, and has invited ambitious NAZP citizens to settle Welsh lands depopulated by the Moravian fascists, promising settlers up to 15 acres depending on how black they really are.
>>16522535>>16522648Incensed, King Philip the Transvestite conquers Paris, titling himself as King of France. This triggers a massive African exodus into Wales, causing the region to become predominately black within a few years. It also becomes a popular sanctuary for people fleeing the Philipian Canarian/West African slave trade.
>>16522234The people of Bjorgvin pride themselves on their cunning, and they do not recognize Harald Sissison as their new king and send emissary assassins to kill Sissison's true lover, Blake, leading to Harald Sissison's very theatrical suicide attempt that everyone in the Philipian world hears and gossips about. Bjorgvins instead fall for a Philipian bait and switch and recognize the deeply corrupt R-U152 Guðmundur Romansson as their pro tempore Emperor.
>>16522473Iberians aren't latinos dumb fuck
>>16522690Owen Thomas tells nervous official party members that he is very pleased and that that was all part of his plan from the beginning because we're all workers and people and there are no differences at all among races and that he doesn't even see race to begin with.
>>16522717They are in this timeline, nerd
>>16522095Do it yourself
>>16522005>>16522169Incensed and humiliated that Birkir's opportunity for prestige was ruined by Emperor Erik's self-destruction, he raids Bergen. However, in a second loss for Birkir a storm devastates his raiding fleet and is forced to leave after causing little damage.
Aww shieeet, while everyone was busy with infighting all across Europe, Sultan Alberto Barbosa used the intellectual prowess he inherited from his distant ancestor Yakub to dable into the forbidden art of Tricknology and developed Nuclear weapons.Dubs chose where the nukes drop.Trips can nuke three targets.Quads or higher means nuclear Armageddon and the whole thread is nuked.Roll away boys
>>16522839Paris
>>16522732Seeing opportunity, Thomas Kim Jong of Swansea plants a book that only a fascist libertarian would ever read in Owen Thomas' garden shed, leading directly to Owen Thomas' execution by dogs. Thomas Kim Jong of Swansea, swiftly, tells all the blacks in Wales that there is a promised land for them slightly farther north and that it's their duty as party members to move there, where they can have their own ethnostate in the unclaimed Carlisle region, and when they're gone establishes a Korean Juche dictatorship in Wales with a massive DMZ along the border with Bjorgvin Moravia that can NEVER be crossed, or at least not without very sophisticated siege equipment. Hundreds of thousands of Koreans move to Wales.
>>16522863But the god monitoring the situation does not approve of the Juche Welsh DMZ and Koreans and He undoes everything done in this post. And God is very very sleepy.
>>16522863Exarch Papadopoulos Kinaidos marches on the Basque raiders, and, after a long siege of Rome, finally takes the city and Latium, as well the Pisa. The Pope flees to the French retards, and an orthodox patriach is installed as well as the Exarch being crowned Emperor in the West.
>>16522915After emotionally recovering from the attempted suicide of his boyfriend, King Philip the Transvestite conquers the remaining Italian cities under the guise of protection against Greek aggression. He also conquers part of the Libyan coastline in order to capitalize on the Berbero-African slave trade.
>>16522915Emperor Mehmet-Constantine VII comquers the Thraco-Macedonian states and carries out the third Armenian Genocide. Following this he celebrates a triumph in Mecca declaring himself Caliph.
>>16522932>>16522930Consolidated maps
>>16522839The court of the tranny king Philip
>>16522932Merged, King Philip the Transvestite suggests expanding the eunuch trade between the Byzanto-Ottomans and the Philipian domains.
>>16522940King Philip the Transvestite is NOT afraid of nukes
>>16522941Emperor-Caliph Mehmet-Constantine VII accepts, the court eunuchs helping oversee the Janissary and Ghulam slave armies that Imperial Sultanate already utilizes.
>>16519693>Chud empire>Is majority finnic aka chud(e)Kek
>>16522943> King Philip the Transvestite is NOT afraid of nu-ACK!!Sure. I want a massive succession religious war.
>>16522997Slow burn kino
>>16522932In so doing, the most important trading partners of The Crimean Vlach Emirates of Dobruja & Merseyside have disappeared and it is no longer a viable geopolitical entity. The Crimean Vlach Emirates do not do business with Sunni muslims and dead Armenians. Welsh Vlachs and pikeys flood into its borders from the west, establishing militia-country rule amongst the Taliban there through classical Appalachian violence. The east is completely abandoned and left to Slav and Arab vultures to feast on. Only Liverpool remains Crimean Vlach & Dobrujan and Shia Muslim.
>>16523036Or maybe they're sunni actually. No one will ever know.
Guðmundur Romansson R-U152 puts many regions under Bjorgvin rule in England and Scotland up for auction at his secret possibly Medieval possibly earlier or later Eyes Wide Shut style elites only party on an island where he's said to bait kings and queens alike into doing things that would be political and social death sentences in many parts of the civilized world if anyone found out.
>>16523057They’re Orthodox Muslim whatever that means
>>16523081Bjorgvin holdings in northern England are sold to the Sissison family. Northumbria has its darkest and coldest winter ever.
>>16523081King Birkir jumps at the chance to consolidate his holdings in Scotland and takes the rest of the highlands.
>>16523108The Juche Koreans, multiplying at an alarming, if not impossible, rate, flood outside their borders, conquering the entirety of England in a matter of hours. They turn their eyes to Ireland, their ancestral home they believe.
>>16523119With his eastern ambitions secured Emperor-Caliph Mehmet Constantine VII launches a Jihad into the West with the initial goal of conquering the Adriatic Coast. Young boys from captured cities are sent to Instantinople to be raised as future Janissaries while the conquered are spared the worst horrors of war as ling as they agree to pay the Jizya.
>>16523119After years of Teutonic raids, the Slavic people to the south have finally organized in order to resist the Teutons. The tribes have formed a complicated peasant republic and have developed a fervent devotion to democracy. In order to combat the Teutons, the Slavs have developed elite shock cavalry called Hellriders.
>>16523187
>>16523165Due to the external pressure applied by the Emperor-Caliph, and due to internal pressures, the Pikey Appalachian Confederacy of Vlachs disintegrates. R-U152 recognizes a business opportunity and sends Bjorgvin (soon to be Bjorgvin-Philipian through marriage, should Prince Jamal Midi Sawtooth marry Elizabeth) troops back into Moravia to reclaim it. Smaller nameless pikey and Welsh states emerge in the region and are extremely aggressive as a defensive measure.
>>16523206The Parisian Black People's State of Carlisle has been barred entry to every shop in Juche England and has failed to establish their own shops and restaurants capable of feeding the entire ethnostate. There is a genocide occurring in NW England.
>>16523231The Parisian Black People's State of Carlisle laughs at this racist Philipian propaganda. They advance southwards into Juche territory totally not hungry at all. Starving Koreans band with the blacks and learn a thing or two about soul and drumming, true brotherhood. The fat Kim in the Swansea Juche capital remains blissfully unaware.
Give me the rest of Africa and stage an invasion of Sweden.
>>16523509Hoping to capitalize on the fighting in England, King Philip the Transvestite of Germany, France, Apulia, Piacenza, Ireland, Bosnia (de jure), Kent (de jure), Tripolitania, the Canary Islands and Western Africa launches an invasion of the country, amassing an army of 50,000 with 1,000 warships. This invasion, however, is a complete disaster and Philip is forced to pay a heavy ransom to the Koreans for the release of prisoners. Moreover, he cedes the islands of Bardsey, Wight, Jersey, and Guernsey to the Koreans. The aftermath of this conflict sees a failed assassination attempt against King Philip, prompting a nationwide inquisition against homophobes, and the secession of Ireland owing to a disagreement between King Philip the Transvestite and Duke Jean de Boylard over the nature of predestination. Future historians will view this as the first expression of Irish nationhood.
>>16523535The Busifugarian Khanate were formidable cavalry and repeated attempts to subdue them by larger polities made little progress, however they were bound by the charisma of a warlord who left no heirs, reputedly preferring the company of young men to women. They were small in number to begin with and with the death of the Khan they went their separate ways, either integrating with neighboring polities, leaving to work as mercenaries or offering "protection" along trade routes.
>>16523535The sudden tapeworm-induced death of King Philip the Transvestite triggers another succession crisis in the Philipian domains. His son/daughter King Marie the Genderfluid succeeds him, however, xer first cousin once removed, King Charles the Quadriplegic of Greater Croatia, uses this opportunity to invade the realm. With ease he takes Italy and Libya, barring the fortress at Bari, and proceeds to occupy Narbonne and then Toulouse with the help of crypto-Sacerdotalist agents. Meanwhile, the two professors Andre Pierre and Nicoletta d'Epsteina preach a radical interpretation of Philipian genderqueer theory, being denounced by all sides as heretics. Nevertheless, they win a massive following in Paris and Milan, proceeding to win over much of central France and Lombardy. The Irish also capitalize on the chaos to seize the island of Madeira.With only Germany remaining unquestionably loyal to King Marie the Genderfluid and Orthodox Philipianism, reinforcements begin to flood into France to stem Charles' advance. Plague and famine also abounds, as if ill omens sent by the divine.
>>16523597Combined
>>16523535The Koreans continue to eye Ireland but Kim would prefer to lose 100 pounds before seeing her in person for the first time. His physical therapists have him on a light military exercise routine, but he procrastinates and beats himself up for it, driving his weight up and up in turn. Bjorgvin spies in Philipian Apulia consider defecting and living more inclusive and LGBT-friendly lives there. The treachery of R-U152 has in fact brought peace and prosperity to Bjorgvin-Moravia, although not glory. Fighting age men in the dwindling empire feel lost and have taken to diagnosing themselves with the newest mental illnesses and deranging themselves with Asiatic intoxicants.
>>16516708MASTER A NORMAL GAME OF «RISK», INSTEAD.
>>16523602With the success of the Stavanger contour, Iceland controls all of northern Europe's fish trade. Pious Catholics and Philipians need the fish we catch for the many fast days on their liturgical calendars. King Birkir has amassed a great fortune and has decided to build a massive state of the art naval fleet. Birkir and the nobles see an opportunity for another trade good to diversify the economy. Slaves. And the weak small Koreans are perfect slaves for the Aryan Scandinavians. Birkir leads the fleet to the east coast of England and begins to pillage and abduct as many Koreans as he can. The coast of England is absolutely devastated. History will remember like Lindisfarne, the raid on Hull. When the House of culture was set ablaze, all its valuables were stolen, and people enslaved. The Korean slaves have become a status symbol for Icelandic nobility. The women especially want castrated men so they can become what the women are calling femboys. The nobility has an insatiable demand for these Korean femboys and has only increased the frequency of raids.
>>16523694Kim remains unaware of these raids, refusing to see his advisors and anyone else at all. In the process of trying to lose 100 pounds, he's gained nearly 80. He only dreams of Ireland, the ancestral homeland of his bright eyed people. Many thousands of years ago. Before there were Aryans to capture and castrate innocents for Icelandic noblewomen. Before Muhammad. Before Nebuchadnezzar. Before God Himself created the world in order to test His Koreans, there were Koreans in Ireland, drinking, dancing. Kim picks a four leaf clover from a flowerbed in his 200 acre palace garden and weeps.
I just did Team America.
>>16523749King Marie the Genderfluid expresses xer condolences for Kim and prolongs the life of this thread
The Confederation of Reddit.
>>16518291but why does bohmen ostereich not include the entirety of bohemia?
Kingdom of New Belgium set up by the exiled house of Saxe-Coburg Gotha and its supporters in Crimea with the ambition to reconquer Belgium Proper from the Burgundians
>>16525091Kim passed in the night from natural causes. The Juche party sees no reason to explain to outsiders that this has happened. James Page of Hounslow, who has been passing as a Korean born to English native parents, a miracle foretold in several Party pamphlets, and climbing Party ranks for years, is the presumptive successor.
>>16522473After a long period of isolationism, Tsar Boris Cykablyatovich declares his desire to fully unite the Russo-Iberian Commonwealth. He is open to discuss trade deals in exchange for land to unite the two halves of the Commonwealth.
>>16525939Bjorgvin-Moravia is willing to wage war on Poland-Ruthenia as Poland-Ruthenia's silence has made Bjorgvin-Moravia nervous. For this military assistance it wants dibs on Mexico, Guatemala, Texas, Canada, and the United States of America, in due time, and total map control of Kaliningrad immediately.
>>16525115Facing little resistance the Greco-Turkish union continues its advance along the Adriatic Coast although the change in possession of the Libyan coast cuts off the trade of African eunuchs, causing economic strain and leading to suggestions throughout the court of Emperor-Caliph Mehmet-Constantine VII suggesting invasions of North Africa and Middle Egypt.
>>16527013
>>16527014Impatient and with uncharacteristic disregard to political custom and chivalry, R-U152 orders his Moravians to blitz through partly mountainous probably Poland-Ruthenia to the southern borders of Russian holdings of the Russo-Iberian Commonwealth. There are 225,000 Ruthenian casualties and nearly as many Polish ones. R-U152, frustrated by Elizabeth marrying a Parisian Black People's state representative instead of his Philipian patrons' choice of Jamal Sawtooth, expecting a surge in what's it called approval ratings, is met with overwhelming public outrage. His profoundly comfy subjects are shocked and enraged by the carnage their Moravian cousins have unleashed. A very regressive and uncool move. R-U152 is promptly impeached, tried, and fed to pigs.
>>16523694James Page of Hounslow has formally waged war on King Birkir and a very specific type of blacks of The Black People's State of Carlisle who, he agrees with certain elite party members, are causing a little more trouble than other subclasses in Juche England, although this is because of hundreds of years of class oppression, and of course the geographical and economic realities of their NW location, as well as cultural realities that are entrenched and patriarchal. James Page's wife believes she should be in charge of the party instead of James, and he thinks he agrees, but she does not appear to be Korean. She appears to be Jewish kind of but really she's just one of those Brits who looks kind of Jewish but isn't and is just British.
>>16527078The king decides in order keep Juche England weak, he needs to remove James Page and install a submissive loyal femboy called Kim Park who has charismatically risen up the social hierarchy in Iceland. A force is then sent to England. At first they are successful until they reach a bridge at Chelmsford. The Icelanders were beaten back and retreated the bridge. It seemed it would be a route until one knight held the bridge single-handedly. He served as mercenary knight under King Philip the transvestite in his many wars. He admired the man so much that he even converted to Philipianism and became a transvestite himself. Using the new name Irmgard Eriksdóttir he continued his service with Iceland after King Philip’s death. This knight was the one who held off the scraling Koreans so the Icelanders can reorganize on the other side of the Bridge. Irmgard slew 50 Koreans before he was cowardly cut down by pikemen under the bridge. His brave stand made it possible for them to salvage the operation and the armies stand at a gridlock at Chelmsford.
