What is your favorite theological poop flinging typically seen on this board?
Why the hell are there so many religious people on here in the first place?
>>16532985They're notThey've just come to associate religion with "when men were men" like they used to do with fedorasThey are truly the new supreme gentlemen
>>16532985They're not, it's a bunch of broken-home autistic fat kids taking turns running the *psyop*
>>16532977When people claim that Augustine of hippo brought Manichaean-Gnostic elements into Christianity (i.e. Eternal conscious torment, Predestination, Determinism, original sin, Prevenient grace, etc...).
>>16532991I keep saying this. There's fundementally zero difference between pic related and posing with a katana.
>>165329854chan is contrarian. Almost no one here is a genuine believer, but now that >the pearlclutchers are dying off>the churches are closing>the secular society is sick of their shit and ready to move onit's edgy to be a pearlclutcher.Had 4chan been a thing in 2002, I bet they would've been muslims. In the 90's, satanists.
>>16532985I know /his/ is illiterate, but this is getting ridiculous.
>>16533359And yes still better reading comprehension than /lit/
>>16533011Ohhhh that’s a classic.>>16532977My favourite is the redditor that comes on LARPing as a Justin Martyr Onlyist.
What about the atheists and Muslims who spam the board with anti-Trinity threads?
>>16534066The Trinity is illogical doe.
>>16535263Good, that means you think youre God by assuming logic operate as you do, does Quantum Mechanics?
>>16535306I'm pretty sure you're the only person on this board who considers himself to be god, schizo-kun.
>>16535328Yes.Because I flat out am, been anoited as such, and walked the walk.The fact you stepped over the mystery to try and "turn this around on me" is telling...not every level of reality is a binary, people that never expand past binary are cognitively retarded.Hence...its a type of IQ/Cognition test.t.Psychologist, largepy in the realm of Schizophrenia, Cognition, Collective Intelligence and from there it enters Molecular Biology abd BioPhysics and everything else but that doesnt mean a thing but this anon here just diagnosed that whack dude on the internet like "Yeah, Im not just projecting my inferiority backwards to subjugate while lying that Im not completely lost in reality and desperately want to look superior to others."
>>16535340When was the last time you had sex?
>>16535328>>16535344Thats twice you've dodged the point.Three polar opposites yet opposite to none, how is such a thing possible?!
>>16532985Because there are aggressively anti religious people here. This site has no personality attached to posting so our social place is signaled not by personhood but by circlejerking. Religious vs atheist threads are endless spirals of feedback loop circlejerks. This is why we badly need a /rel/ board.
>>16535357Are you a virgin?
>>16532977Christianity is the religion of Aryans.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT_RUdBTlp4
>>16535306>>16535340>>16535357When are you going to self-immolate yourself? I’m surprised you weren’t the last person to set themself on fire. You seem like the kind of crazy person to do that.
>>16535370Virgo* and Ophiuchus and Aquarius, depending on the zoomed scale youre looking at.Star calendars.
>>16535380>projecting my fecal tier impulsive thought without a soul to remind myself "Youre pretty fucking stupid, LARPing youre smart "feels empowering" but it also brainwashes you to forever remain brainwashed."Oops....self damnation.
>>16535387You've never had sex? That's funny?
>>16535411>avoid all interaction...the only winning move is to be permanently disengagedI sense a short Path in you.
>>16535418I sense that your penis has never entered a vagina.
>>16535422>IYou trust the wisdom of a fool.Your guide is the Satanic desires you hold in your heart, you know no higher power.
>>16535442Heh, theyre still interested.Sorry, ladies, but I am repulsed by your defective manufacturing and as Adam I will turn to God and say "Youre pretty shat at this, Im not interested anymore, thanks but no thanks."
>>16535442>>16535460>implying any of this shows you've had sexlmao keep coping, virgin
>>16535468The third.No...it DOES....youre just too Stupid to extrapolate data BECAUSE YOU ARE A DEFECTIVE CREATION CALLED "HUE'D-MAN".
Trinity is the top tier followed by why bad thing happen contortions
>>16535472>cult of unfulfilled sexual passion has his male friends send him photos of black chicks>this means he's not a virgin lmao
>>16535487>bad thing
>>16535492How you know good or bad? You god? No? Then uh maybe not bad you know?
>>16535502>How you know good or bad?Because Im from a preistly tribe. Aaronic. Ive been initiated and ascended. >You god? No?Yes, how many fucking times do you people ask what is already known?THAT IS A SIGN OF FAITHLESSNESS IN YOURSELF.
>>16535525Buddy, you're just a smidge less retarded than the nazilarper /pol/fucks who post here. Wisdom does not require aggressive broadcasting. Wisdom begets humility, and an appreciation of silence. You vomit out ideation like an untrained dog shits on the floor. Disgusting. Your mental deficiency places you squarely amongst the subhumans. Pathetic. There is no hope for you but death. Sad. I wish you a quick journey there. Any posts from you after this point will only serve to further demonstrate your status as a subhuman. I would implore you to open your eyes, but I know that you can't.
>>16535550>LARP LARP LARP BACK TO LARPing IN FRONT OF YOURSELF SO YOU CAN LARP YOU DONT FEEL OTHERWISE.Cognitive Scientist means I can deduce your mental faculties over a few texts.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Apostolics vs LARProtestants.
Do you think 4chan should have a Religion board, the subject is wide enough to warrant it.
>>16532985I dont know if I consider myself religious but after going to Rome and seeing all the beautiful churches there I've become fascinated by Christian history, art and symbolism.
>>16537716Yes, a containment board is necessary.
