>GOAT Painter, Sculptor, ArchitectMichelangelo>GOAT ComposerVivaldi>GOAT WriterDante>GOAT DirectorScorsese>GOAT Game DesignerAvelloneYou're very much welcome.
>>16533947>GOAT Director>ScorseseLol, this old boomer fart needs to fucking retire
Chris Avellone and Martin Scorsese are americans.
>>16533947all of those characters are made up
>>16533970Only WASPS are americans
>>16533947Italians (or rather their descendants) quite literally created civilization as we know it.
>>16533947Michelangelo was a mid painter thougheveralbeit
>>16533947>ComposerBach, Beethoven, Mozart, Handel, Mendelssohn, Strauss, Schumann, Brahms, all BTFO Vivaldi>WriterGoethe, Mann, Kafka>DirectorHerzog, Wenders>Game designerLmao who gives a shitAnd I didn't even have to pretend my favourite work of fiction was the Divine Comedy, or claim the work of two Americans to supplement my already tenuous list of artists.
>>16534106They have american citizenry, they speak english, they were born and raised in america. They barely know anything about italy at all and don't know basic italian. They're americans, deal with it.
>>16534157>my already tenuous list of artists. Not OP and I don't care about wewuzing and there's a trillion Italian artist in every artistic field imaginable, you don't wanna go there
>>16534157>GoetheWouldn't have placed himself above Dante>Mann, Kafkanot Germans by the NSDAP standards
>>16534157>or claim the work of two AmericansScorcese and Avellone are infinitely more Italians than Mann and Kafka are Germans.
>>16534159None of them even touch Bach, Beethoven or Mozart.
>>16534244Beethoven is mediocre and I mean this 100% unironically
>>16534158you're a smelly arab and staten island is a shithole
>>16534262You're a fucking JEW. Insallah your death will be swift.
>>16534167Why the fuck would I give a shit who some autistic racists thought were Germans?Also, Mann and Faust (as well as my personal favourites of Hesse and Remarque) wrote infinitely more interesting and complex narratives than Dante's Divine Comedy. If the Catholic Church hadn't decided retroactively that that was how they would like to see their sinners punished it would have been forgotten by today. Although it does have quite colourful prose and scenery, it doesn't really stand on its own as a proper narrative. Obviously this is just all subjective, but calling Dante the greatest writer of all time is laughable. Even within Italy I much preferred Virgil to Dante, although Virgil's Italianness could be questioned.
>>16534246Filtered. My personal favourite is Brahms, but either way Beethoven is widely regarded by most Musical historians as the greatest and most influential Classical musician, and is undoubtedly greater than Vivaldi's frivolities.
>>16534293>Beethoven is widely regarded by most Musical historiansI literally don't give a shit, he's mid and most musical historians are also midwits or else their job wouldn't be "musical historian"
>>16533947Also won both World Wars. Italy is truly the greatest.
>>16534327Again, filtered. Go back to auto tune hip hop.
>>16533947>>GOAT Composer>VivaldiNigga you must be jokin'
>>16534370>F-filtered uwuOk.
>>16533947>GOAT Painter, Sculptor, ArchitectGreeks>GOAT ComposerGermans>GOAT WriterGermans, Greeks, Persians>GOAT DirectorJew>GOAT Game DesignerJapanese
>>16534425>goat writer>no russian?>goat painter sculptor architect>no italian????
>>16534435>russianI agree here16534435>>goat painter sculptor architect>>no italianYou do understand that the Greeks perfected sculpting and everything that the Romans and Italians did after were merely perfect copies of the thing which the Greeks had already mastered 500-1000 years before.
>>16534459>sculptingThey set the basics but renaissance perfected it, bernini mogs any greek sculpture. I don't deny greeks set the basics of sculpture, but the italians set the basics of classical music yet all the best composers are germans. Setting the basis/=goatReinaissance and what came afterwards is peak sculpture.As for painting, italian paintings mogs everything that came before in a way that's not even close and that's a claim I challenge you to deny
>>16534470The Greeks never had oil on canvas. As for sculpting, you have no idea what you’re talking about.
>>16534496>The Greeks never had oil on canvasOk, many others did an Italian painting is still peak. >As for sculpting, you have no idea what you’re talking about.Wow, owned I guess.
>>16534425David Lynch is not Jewish.
>>16534425Bro Mel Gibson was definitely not Jewish
>>16534539>>16534546Tough choice. Two of my favorites, by far.
>>16534539>>16534546Kubrick.
>>16534568He's not even top Jew. I personally really like Cronenberg. They're both on my top 10 but Lynch is on another level. Mad Mel is kind of like Mendelssohn or Schubert. He didn't die but his career was cut short and he spent too much time blacklisted. Imagine Hitchcock not making a move for like 15 years during his prime. The world is now a darker place.
>>16534425wtf are germans doing in goat writers? put anglo or french at least
>goat artistsCentral Italians>goat writersFrench>goat composersGermans or Russians>goat philosophersGreeks>goat lawmakersRomans>goat scienceAshkenazi Jews>goat explorersIberians>goat conquerorsMongol-Turkic>goat directorsSouth Italians>goat game designersAmerican-Mexican (Doom is objectively the greatest most influential game of all time)>goat fuckerArabs
>>16534637I only read non-fiction so you can tell why I put germans before french or anglo.
>>16534652jews are the master race. goyim aren't
>>16534673Jews can't even master train drinking.
>>16534157Sehr fundiert
>>16534244Vivaldi, Rossini, Verdi, Pergolesi, Puccini: are we a joke to you?
>>16534425>Germans, Greeks, Persians>Persians Sneaky Farrokh
>>16535922Read what Goethe had to say about Persian literature, then come back to me you.
>>16533947>GOAT Director>Scorsese>GOAT Game Designer>AvellonePlastic spaghettis aren't italian and even if they were those two sure as fuck aren't the goat of their field.
>>16533947>ScorsesePasolini is a better director than Scorsese howbeit.
>>16534158>>16534172Scorsese is an Italo-American. You both have too limited a view of what the nation can be composed of. Italians in foreign nations are still part of the broader Italian nation. https://youtu.be/pcWUNfmf0tI?si=4-fAxh91BYPZF7S8
>>16536100>Italians in foreign nations are still part of the broader Italian nationMaybe for people from suburban Noo Joisey who are looking for pics of famous Italians to add to their pizza shop wall.
>>16534637>frenchWhich "great" writers does France have? Zola, the whore eulogist? Houellebecq the pornographist? De Sade the pedophile and inventor of sexual Sadism?
>>16534244>bachobscure, he was barely recognized outside of germany and possibly in the northern regions of france; his music was not rediscovered until the 19th centuryalso he was a italiaboo (see pic related)>mozartinsignificant, salieri and porpora enjoyed far greater fame during in his time>beethovendestroyed classical music with his romantic garbage
Yet you’re a greasy arabic wog.
>>16533947Goat painter is Leonardo, goat architect is Palladio, goat explorer is Columbus, goat general is Napoleon