Literally grabbed white people by their balls
They ruled europeans and arabs for 600 years
>>16537229By ruling over Arabs and Slavs, and promptly getting BTFO any time they tried to fight actually white countries (to the point where Britain and France conquered almost all their empire)?
>>16537229Turks are 98% Balkanoid with the Osmanli dynasty being almost entirely ethnic Serbs.
>>16537239Timmy cope
funny how within two mere centuries they went from being europe's boogeyman to a joke of a country barely able to threaten minor nations like greece
>>16537250Yes, after cucking Europeans entirely and taking their Constantinople forever.
>>16537250They survived in a pretty large state so long too due to the Austrians and Russians literally being unable to agree on how to divide it up. The partition of Poland actually came about as a trust building exercise between the two masterfully headed by the Prussians who did nothing and got free land from hosting the conferences between the two
Made white people to upgrade their military because of them
>>16537286The 30 years war made huwites upgrade their tactics, the Ottomans failed to upgrade it so were handedly beaten since then. It took, Italy, France and the UK together with the Ottomans to prevent the Russians from carving up the empire twice to the point the west finally relented and forced the Turks to give up alot of land without a fight
>>16537229They lost, get over it.
>>16537317All that bullshit you just said, why is constipated still under turks?
>>16537340I dont know, Turks eat too much kebabs and not enough fiber
Overrated empire that got most of the islamic world that fought the against europeans (aside from morroco) sucked them dry of resources and spent their time in forever wars in the balkans
>>16537229*collapses*
>>16537229Why are you 24/7 obsessed by balls and dicks?Just asking
>>16537250>funny how within two mere centuries they went from being europe's boogeyman to a joke of a country barely able to threaten minor nations like greeceHello fagodopolous, the Turks even at the absolute weakest, still absolutely humiliated the greeks and could have reconquered them (and still can). See the failed Greek conquest of anatolia following rhe collapse of the Ottoman Empire. What a gay, weak people the gayreek are.
>>16537239France was their ally (bitch) for centuries and the British only fought them when they were at their weakest, and still got their ass handed to them at gallipoli
>>16537229>grabbed white people by their ballsIronic, because modern turks would suck white balls so they can be recognized as europeans
I think one of the most humiliating defeats an European ruler suffered at the hands of the Ottomans was the one at MagnupPrince Alexander bravely fought them for months only to be defeated at the end, his only son was forcibly converted to Islam (and probably raped in the process) and his wife and daughters became the sex slaves of the same guy who ordered his execution.
>>16537618Also another funny thing to point out is that they’re now trying to create a pan turkic larp that they obviously see themselves as the leader and hegemon of, except the Uighurs which Erdogan has called dirty genociders which is ironic of a roach
>>16537246The Ottoman family are also Balkanoid, not Serbian specifically. In fact, they're blood is probably mostly Circassian and Georgian with some Greek. Not a drop of Serbian in there.
>>16537739too white for Caucasians, they look more like something Slavic.
>>16537229>white peopleWhen????
>>16537828Slavs are white you fucking moron.
>>16537667>pan turkic larpGod, don't remind me.
>>16537848I mean, look at the average Georgians, Circassians, even the Greeks, they are not as fair as these "Ottomans", the Turks clearly used the Slavs for whitening.
>>16537860You are a retard if you think they took ''average'' girls in harem
>>16537229footstool empire never existed, muslims were never this well organized and widespread.
>>16538111I don't think he was referring to the harems, it's pretty obvious that most white turks descent from the white janissaries
the ottoman empire ended up kicking Australia and New Zealands ass as well.Can you imagine that?
>>16537618Erdogan hates europe.liberal turks who want to be genocided by greeks and post on Reddit are the ones who want to be european.>>16537855TURAN
>>16538232He was talking about Ottoman family
