If only we were there to save Otzi, /his/..
I know this feel. Poor guy. We could at least give him a decent burial. He is a symbol of the human spirit. He was running from danger towards certain death.
>>16551021What if you found out he did something fucked up like maybe he raped a kid or killed a guy's wife? Would you help them kill Otzi or maybe just watch as they hunt and kill him?
>>16551021Nah bro, he deserved what happened to him for doing whatever heinous shit it was to cause him to be harried through the Alps and not even looted despite carrying the ancient equivalent of a Rolex, a bronze axe. Dude was carrying the equivalent of the gucciest weapon possible for the time
>>16551036He was defending his homeland from invaders.
>>16551037*Brass axe but still, dude must have had it coming
>>16551036He doesn't look like that type of guy to be fair..
>>16551039No, he lived in southern Germany. He must have been traveling to or from Italy>>16551047>>16551037I understanding thinking that he might have had bronze (no) but brass? Really?
>>16551061Wop wop, who cares, nigga had it coming, on God
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>>16551084nice selfie, cum skin
>>16551084Pretty girl
The movie from 2017 is pretty good.
Healthiest looking 25 year old farmer
>>16551037>not even lootedWasn't his corpse in a crevasse? People still die today slipping into those, so I doubt some ancient looters would want to risk it. If it was a murder, it was probably someone in line to inherit from him who didn't want to haul anything recognizable back
YOOO HE DABBIN
>>16551278He was around 45
>>16551646Otzi dabbing on his murderers thousands of years later.
>>16551021Ötzi Iceman looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his bare chest before Chieftain. Very very disrespectful.
