>Yes, we have dealt with many exorcisms defying the notions of Biology, Physics, and Medicine>No we won’t record any of it. Stop asking
Because it's not real
It's kinda embarrassing in the modern age, it's like all those saints who had visions of Jesus who would now be sent to the mental hospital.
It’s so the camera doesn’t fly and accidentally hit someone
>>16804736If you want to see an exorcism with your own eyes then fast and pray and worship Yahweh for a few days and you will see evil dark spirit clouds expulsed out of you. There is a 99% chance that you have evil spirits living inside you if you're part of today's wicked culture, listen to moden day wicked music and watch wicked movies and TV shows and spend all day murdering people in video games, your heart and mind are full of evil and wicked thoughts and desires implanted by that wicked media. You likely love doing mischievous things and find other people's misery and misfortunes funny because that is what TV comedy is, laughing at some poor smuck's pain, suffering and bad luck and that makes you lack empathy. You're likely proud, egotistical, easily angered, full of hatred, impatient, love plotting revenge and fantasize about being worshipped and praised by the world.So because of this you attract spirits and demons that love those evil things the way a dirty house attracts roaches and rats. Fast for a few days, don't fap or watch porn or watch TV or internet or listen to music just for a few days and pray to the Most High, praise him all day bless his name and wish peace upon him, and soon you will notice those who dwell in you, soon you will realize that the constant chatter in your mind is not your voice, that the constant fidgeting and anxiety that does not let you sit still for 5 minutes is not yours, and those wicked thought, worries, fears cravings and desires are not coming from you, you will start disassociating from them and noticing them clear as day as something separate from you and then they will get mad at you for not allowing them to keep playing with you like a toy any longer.Soon you will notice that you are not sick or ill, you're just being tormented. You keep going and they will be expulsed from you and you will feel so much better and calmer, healthier and saner.
>>16804895But if you go back to the bad habits that attack them they will come back, so keep to God, start hating wickedness and evil and avoid it at all cost. Try being good, humble and righteous, pray and ask him for help and strength to resist temptation and you will defeat them. God will be with you when you start rejecting the wickedness and evil of this world and start loving and chasing after the goodness and righteousness of God.
>>16804736Because catholics arent the true christians and so they need to invoke other powers in order to successfully exorsize. this is why they are so flashy about it
>>16804736I saw a short recording of an exorcism performed on some hot chick who kinda looked like Mia Khalifa (with glasses and stuff). Wish I had saved it. Does anyone have it?
>>16804850>only blessed items were allowed in the room and even then they would get tossed aroundcurious
>>16805056>curiousnot reallyas per John 5:19, everything of the world is naturally wicked; non-sanctified objects would probably do even worse than just clatter around uselessly in protest
>>16804736If a person other than the trained exorcist went to the room where it takes place they could get possessed too.Only Catholics who recently had confession and Communion can go and even then they have to stay in other room and pray to help the exorcist.I heard that Protestants go to Catholic exorcist in very bad cases.
>>16805124This anon unironically believes in demon-possessed dolls.
