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What does it mean to “believe the Bible”?
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>>16810037
It generally means you believe in some literalist interpretation of the Bible.
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To believe that what it teaches is true.
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>>16810037
What do you mean "What"? What do you mean "does"? What do you mean "it"? What do you mean "Mean"? What do you mean "to"? What do you mean "believe"? What do you mean "the"? What do you mean "Bible"?
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>>16810037
Believing the Bible means accepting and adhering to its teachings, moral, supernatural and historical. It is a spiritual connection to the divine narrative.
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Just because you believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible does not mean you cannot believe in science. It is possible to fully understand that fossils and red shift is compelling evidence the universe is older than the Bible says yet still have faith in the Bible. That is what faith means.
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It means to cut your foreskin off.
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It means donating all your money and children to Israel. Don't forget to buy tickets to see Jordan Peterson live on his Struggle With God tour, where you can learn all about how Jews are the chosen people, and how you as a goyim, er I mean Gentile, can support our greatest ally.
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>>16810037
It means believing in:
Adam & Eve lived with dinos like they were in the Flintstones.
Snakes can talk.
Everything popped into existence at the command of sky daddy.
The water level rose to 29000 feet in a flood.
Everyone descended from an incestous family. Twice.
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>>16810037
Cognitive dissonance



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