What went so fucking wrong Viking bros?
>>16834450Vkings largley adopted Christianity because it was better for them to trade like that what else do you think it was>B-but le based raids for Valhalla They didnt care lmao only a fag would choose a life of raiding over a comfy live as a trader and since being a Christian makes this easier they adopted it
>>16834450Well at least the missus seems to approve
>>16834470the missus IS the reason
Vikings still raided and killed each other after their conversionOne of the first missionaries to Iceland killed three men before fleeing Iceland
>>16834473This
>>16834470>>16834473The “missus” is a slave kidnapped from Britain.
>>16834450Comic is inaccurate, pagan Norsemen were better groomed than Christian Anglo-Saxons.
>>16834450How the FUCK did those vikings acquire full plate armor 600 years before It became a thing
>Best Old Norse textbookOld Icelandic : an introductory course Available for free herehttps://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=mdp.39015001017519&seq=7>Good readerIntroduction to Old Norse by E. V. GordonThis contains a number of texts with useful notes on the texts and a good glossary on the back which helps you identify meanings much more quickly>Dictionary for Old Norsehttps://old-norse.net/>Old Norse textshttps://heimskringla.no/wiki/ForsideStudy Old Norse!
>>16834575Btw the Viking Society for Northern Research also has a lot of texts available often with good glossaries and notes
http://www.vsnrweb-publications.org.uk/Introduction%20to%20sources.pdfThis is a good document for learning about Old Norse literature and what there actually is
>>16834450>every piece of clothing and armor is from skyrimthis and the fact that christians always refer to the norse as "nords" has convinced me that the>asatru only converted because they played too much skyrimline I see here all the time is pure projection.
>>16834450Christcuckery.
>>16834450>no mix raced med bvll rape baby
>>16834450>800 AD>Norsemen inhabit a poor backwater>1200 AD>conquer or colonize Normandy, the British isles, Sicily, Iceland, and russia
>>16834450why skyrim doe
>>16834459This is disingenuous, since a large portion of their trade was slaves and spoils sold to muslims, a trade that died out as the vikings adopted Christianity (Can't take Christian slaves as a Christian). Raiding becoming less viable as European states centralized and developed actual military power to the point where they were a genuine threat to the viking homelands and were able to defend themselves against raids was probably a larger factor than "comfiness".Also since a lot of vikings settled down in territories like the British Isles and France conversion was necessary to engage with local politics.>>16834450It's funny because women had significantly more rights under pagan rule than under Christian rule in Scandinavia. The adoption of Christianity pretty immediately set women's right back a lot. Not because norse pagans were feminists, they were just pretty staunch believers in the "man's domain"/"women's domain" paradigm and the importance of lineage.
>>16834528While the first Jews to reject polytheism were extremely innovative, by the time of Christianity, most Christians were basically using the framework of the Neoplatonists, even as far as the Holy Trinity being derived from the Neoplatonist Triad.
>>16834450The french converted them.
>>16834450The man became an effeminate looking faggot and the wife became a tit showing whore
>>16834450Christian kingdoms started appearing one after one in the continent after Rome fell and these stopped trading with non-christians, therefore raiding intensified and after some time Scandinavian kings adopted Christianity and enforced it to the population with laws just like every other kingdom had done.There was pretty much no willingly organic conversion from Folk Religion to Christianity.
>>16835881As already pointed out, viking trade was reliant on the religious difference. It was what gave them a virtual monopoly on the slave trade in the north of Europe.