>"He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.">doesn't cast the first stone, despite supposedly being sinlessJesusbros?
Jesus knew he was a false prophet and would predict a second coming that would never happen.
>>17088523A bunch of jews tried to claim that a whore should be stoned to death when all the jews were sleeping with her, and Jesuscorrectly pointed out that means all the jews should also be stoned to death.That's what the story means.You're welcome.
>>17088523pericope adulterae wasn't originally in the bible this is the consensus of both secular and Christian scholars.
>>17088523You're reading the wrong Bible. My Chinese Bible says>Once upon a time, Jesus spoke to an angry crowd that wanted to kill a guilty woman. "Of all of you, he who can say he has never done anything wrong can come forward and kill her." After they heard this, the crowd stopped. When the crowd retreated, Jesus raised a stone and killed the woman, and said, "I am also a sinner, but if the law can only be executed by a spotless person, then the law will die."
>>17088540Nice headcanon but there's nothing in the story implying that the ones trying to stone her had fucked her.
>>17088523The original pick-me boy white knight lol
>>17088523While Christianity is a curse on the gentiles, I like the Chinese version better.>The crowd wanted to stone the woman to death as per their law. But Jesus said, ‘Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone.’ Hearing this, they slipped away one by one. When the crowd disappeared, Jesus stoned the sinner to death, saying, ‘I too am a sinner. But if the law could only be executed by men without blemish, the law would be dead.
>>17088562I was there and that's how it went down.
>>17088653Me too. I was one of the guys running a wagon on her. Kinky bitch, her name was Chava.
>among youRetarded ESL thread. All fields.
>>17088560>>17088577based and filially pious
>>17088523I would throw a stone
>>17088668Are you trolling? That's perfectly good English
>>17088523"among you" does not include the speaker.
