>Only evidence Christians have for God being against masturbation is when he killed some guy for pulling out during sex with his brother's wife
>>17276273it's a distraction from your important job of having as many children as possible because our king needs cannon fodder for his wars of aggression against the Elamites
>>17276273To my understanding the Catholics derive their opposition from 'natural law' rather than strictly from any particular biblical passage.
>>17276349it's true. i naturally love rubbing my dick first up and down a bitch's labia. then i look for her little hole and stick it in. because of my length and girth i can fill her. as i thrust in and out, shaking the bed, she spreads her legs further to let me in deeper, she moans and claws my back, i work up a sweat as i thrust and pump deeper into her. as i increase the pace of my pumping i near orgasm. i announce i'm going to cum and she encourages me. nothing, and i mean nothing, in my body or mind tells me i should pull out. so i finish inside of her, balls deep, with my cock pulsating and throbbing inside of her. i'm spent and rest on top of her. this is nature. this is the basis of natural law.
>>17276355Thank you for your erotic fanfiction.
>>17276364that's called life brother.