Outside of Vlad Tepes what is Romania's history like?
>>17279856This looks comfy
>>17279856Michael the Brave, the Iron Guard (which hard the coolest fascist flag), that commie with the weird name I definetly cant type from memory, dilapidated Orphanages, human trafficking and street dogs.
>>17279856Vlad was Hungarian
>>17280532Ceausescu
>>17279856Vampire hunters
>>17279856all around the danube had lots of cool cultures from the mesolithic to the chalcolithic
>>17280532yeah there were some romanian orphans on my street in the 90s. i distinctly remember a bunch of them ganging up on one of the younger weaker kids, pinning him down face first, ripping down his pants and shoving sand in his butthole.
>>17281498Would have loved to comfort him and take him to my hotel room afterwards :3
*record scratch**freeze frame*Yup…. that’s me!
it shouldnt have been a country in the first place >t. Transylvanian
>>17279856Beautiful country.. bleak though.
>>17279856>Dacian Ooga Boogas (I swear we are totally the same people)>Conquered and raped by Trajan (WE WUZ ROMANS despite only being 1.5 centuries under Roman rule)>Invaded and raped for 8 centuries straight by Goths, Slavs, Avars, Bulgars, Cumans, Hungarians and Mongols (we don't talk about it)>Hungarian king grants some shepherd rednecks lands beyond the carpatians to be their buffer against the mongols (We were always living in Transylvania)>Ottomans come and rape them, some inbred prince tries to be le epin impaler edgelord but gets killed too (He is our Dracula)>Spent the next 3 centuring as the sultan's bitches (At least we got to be autonomous...)>Become independent thanks to the Russians, country is such a mutt they have to invent a new roman larp identity (Not a single drop of slavic influence)>Enters ww1, get shit kicked in, only wins by rejoining the war on winning side last second (We finally won something)>Spent the interwar as GREATER ROMANIA, yet still end up as a poor corrupt fascistic dictatorship like the rest of europe (It was the Jews who ehhhh did something bad i guess)>Enter ww2, get shit kicked in, only """wins""" by rejoining the war on the winning side (at least we switched ahead of time)>Become Communist hellhole, have one of the worst dictators on the eastern bloc (He was one of our greatest patriots!)>Dictator gets lynched by his own people, shit the bed during the decommunization (Let me vote for the Social Democrats then migrate to Germany)>Join EU, be one of the worst performing countries in the union in most statistics (At least Bulgaria is doing worse than us...)
>raped by magyars>raped by germans>raped by turks>raped by russians>still somehow latinxthat's basically it
>>17279856Hungarian
>>17279856>>17280515only about 5 cities in Romania look decent and they're all Saxon/Austro-Hungarian
>>17283003they also got raped by mongols and tatars.
