Muslims are apparently permitted to drink alcohol in Islamic heaven. What a joke.
yeah
>>17415960But it's not alcoholic, which is fucking bullshit.
>>17415960I've heard that theory that the "virgins" in the Islamic paradise may actually be not girls but grapes lol. Imagine dying in hope for tons of sex but getting only grapes and wine lol.
>>17415960It's actually so bad. Jannah is like a child's primitive understanding of heaven solidified into formal religious doctrine. You need an IQ <= 80 to fall for this shit.
>>17415970This is a cope, it's abundantly clear what the houris are, or why else would the grapes have big tits
>>17415973What does Christian "paradise" has though? The boredom of singing and worshipping Yahweh for all eternity?
>>17415977>What does Christian "paradise" has though?This world returned to its original good state free of sin.
>>17415977>whataboutismgood job proving anon's point baka
>>17415977>What does Christian "paradise" has though?Who the fuck said anything about Christian heaven? This is about Islamic heaven.
>>17415977The way you worship is by growing with god in faith. Eternity is a big place and if humanity hasn’t already let you know, god has some big plans.
>>17415984Don't run away namefag >>17415806 try not get btfo next time.
>>17415981>>17415983I mean, I don't see a problem in the ultimate reward being tons of sex and drink in the first. But worshipping Skyjew for all eternity instead of it? Sign me out.>>17415980>>17415984So what exactly do people do there, again?
>>17415987>I mean, I don't see a problem in the ultimate reward being tons of sex and drink in the firstBecause you're an incel who can't get pussy on this world.
>>17415960There's absolutely nothing spiritual about Islam, its heaven is filled with only material pleasures, every "reward" that is promised to good muslims is strictly material. It's why they're so autistic about "idolatry" and depictions, to them there is nothing abstract/metaphorical and they think representation or art is basically like the real things. Muslims are the most materialistic people on the planet, it's why they're so obsessed with things like wealth and having lots of wives or raping lots of infidel women. Sub 80 IQ religion for inbred desert apes.
>>17415990Incels go to churches in hope of finding le cuckstian tradwife, at best ending up marrying a now-frigid ex-turbowhore and at worst becoming homosexual. Stop projecting.>>17415999How materialism is low-IQ? You seem to be just as stupid as the Arabs.
>>17416012>Incels go to churches
>>17416012>implying that being an impulsive nigger isn't low IQsasuga
>>17415975>Grapes with big titsKino
>>17415986lol is the structure of DNA fundemental to its structure?>>17415987Same as here but on a grander more refined scale. Don’t think no wars, think no wars that aren’t worth it and the fear of shedding your flawed conception of self into something greater in death holds no grasp on you because you know what you fundamentally are is a child of god and the the self or form are just tools for you to better understand that
>>17416054Fundemental to its informational capacity?**
And have twink servants…
>>17416084>>17415960>>17415973>>17415975I'm really torn on this, Islamic heaven is objectively better than christcuck heaven, but the fact that it's so blatanly obvious that it's just an Arab caravan raider's wet fantasy of what they want in heaven makes the whole religion sound completely bullshit.
>>17416115>but the fact that it's so blatanly obvious that it's just an Arab caravan raider's wet fantasy of what they want in heaven makes the whole religion sound completely bullshitIsn't it obvious?
>>17416115How are you torn? You just explained why it's retarded. What force is pulling from the other side?
>>17416054no, it is not according to >>17415837:^)
>>17416115>Being eternally united with God's presence is objectively worse than drinking alcohol
>>17415960...alcohol poured by young slave boysTotal meme religion
>>17415960>In Muslim heaven you get drunk>In Muslim hell you get stonedThey got it all completely backwards baka
>>17415990>You like sex and alcohol>That makes you an incelMore high-IQ discourse from the Christians on this board.
>>17415987>I mean, I don't see a problem in the ultimate reward being tons of sex and drink in the first. But worshipping Skyjew for all eternity instead of it? Sign me out.It’s funny because canonically there is no sex at all in Christian heaven.More precisely, it very specifically says marriage does not exist in heaven, and they also get new bodies. Since sex outside of marriage is a sin, and there is no sin in heaven, and there is no marriage in heaven, that means zero sex allowed.
>>17416115>I'm really torn>On the one hand -says nothing->But on the other hand, this shit is retardedSoooooooo true sister
>>17415960The wine doesnt get them drunk, which is of course even more retarded because why else would you drink wine lmao
>>17415975>grapes have big titsTDIL that the Houris are specifically described as all having large breasts. I guess there’s no room for small-tit enjoyers in Islam.Lol. I can’t believe people actually devote their lives to this stupid shit.
>>17415960why ? you have lived a life of restraint you can live a life of pleasure after your deathespecially knowing that there arent any consequences in heaven
>>17417423Is it bad to live a life of pleasure?
>>17415975>He doesn't want his grapes to breast boobily into his mouthNGMI
>>17417458yes , because it is self destructive
>>17417374https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Houri_(Heavenly_Virgin)#Descriptions
>you can't enjoy your limited time on this planet before you die and supposedly make it to heaven>why? because it's "self destructive" and you'll die and...supposedly make it to heavenstarting to think this whole "heaven" thing might be a massive scam and you're all just wasting your time for no reason not gonna lie fellas
>>17417475>Having hot, kinky sex with your loving wife every night is self-destructive.Abrahamictards are literally buckbroken retards. They talk about reality like they live in the Star Wars universe.
>>17417514>>Having hot, kinky sex with your loving wife every night is self-destructive.thats not prohibited thoughthats your wife thats perfectly okay and even encouragedwhats prohibited is doing it with people not your wife and other darker thingstldr hedonism is gay
>>17417525Because of the consequences?
>>17417514>literally lusts after lego cleavage>b..but muh hedonism is totally fine, I am not being corrupted by demons into a totally self-absorbed callous monster who places his own pleasure above all
>>17417528heheheee you know what i mean and youre not gonna paint me as the retard with this this half assed baitgo end up with a dildo up your ass or with an std and 10 bastard children i dont really care about you fag do what you want
>>17417531>porn is bad because....because it just is okay???When are you going to form an actual argument?
>>17417525>thats not prohibited thoughIt was and still is prohibited, to various extents, for all of Christian history.Before, sex could only be done in missionary quickly and with shame. Now, Christians are slightly less prudish, although many still outlaw blowjobs from your wife.This whole>Sex-positive ChristianityIs such fucking cope. We have literal thousands of years of Christians telling humanity to be ashamed and embarrassed by sex even within the confines of marriage.Hell, the whole fucking reasons Burgers have clipped dicks is because the Adventists decided sex felt too good.
>>17417541what exactly made you think i was christian ? the thread is about islamic paradise and my post was about why that did concern him ?
>>17417550Whatever, faggot. I don’t care. I don’t know much about Islamic historical prohibitions on sex, but I can’t imagine they’re much different.
>>17417560>but I can’t imagine they’re much different.not surprising really as i said go fuck/getfucked by 900 guys and see if i care clueless hedonite
>>17415970From a Quranic perspective the virgins are merely the Early women created anew. Only the hadith literature presents houris as heavenly creatures for men's enjoyment.
>>17417537Right, so if there were no consequences. It wouldn't be bad. That's why the wine in heaven isn't bad, you don't get hungover by it.
>>17415960You aren't ready.
>>17417162This makes no sense since God is omnipresent YOU ARE ALREADY UNITED WITH HIM ETERNALLY you stupid christfag
>>17417499They used to fuck up people who questioned why you worship THE GODs, for some reason Abrahamic types care about people consenting to worship so invent nonsense to "motivate" low IQ idiots into following God or Allah. You dont worship the gods because they will give you shit you worship them because they own your fucking ass stupid mortal.
>>17415975>sex slaves promised in the afterlife are literally called WHOREiswho wrote this garbage
>>17417701Why the FUCK are hadiths so retarded and how did anybody in the Islamic Golden Age even fall for that bullshit?
>>17417933>open quran>second chapter >immediately starts with mysterious letters no one knows the meaning of>sea splitting>dead people being revived>men turned into monkeys>man being revived by touching his corpse with a dead yellow cow's body part>stones that fall because they fear God>angels teaching people magic>more dead people being revived>a dead man and his donkey being revived>dead birds being revivedNow you know how they can believe retarded hadiths.
>>17417959Okay but God being able to revive people is at least believable, a lot of hadiths just plainly insult your intelligence and also contradict the koran itself.
>>17417972literal conmen using the memory of muh muhammed to shape society how they wished
>>17417972>God doing magical shit in the Quran is believable>God doing magical shit in the hadiths is not believableYou think the Quran never insults your intelligence? Read it again, but slowly this time.
>>17417560One guy every 90 seconds.I can math.That really can't have been much of a good time after the first 50...
>>17417979Hadiths are a lot more than just that. If you accept that God exists in the first place then yes the Quran is believable from that point of view.
>>17417977>Muhammad totally said you're not allowed to rebel against Muslim leader even if they're super tyrannical, it's a major sin he totally said this guys, I didn't just pay people to forge this so I can do whatever I want to you and you won't disobey me.
Islam is a schizo religion for inbreds
>>17418044>Sanskriti magazinearen't hindus just as inbred
>>17418082Pakistan is the most inbred country in the world. 70% of Pakis are inbred. It's way more common among mudslims than hindus.
>>17417757It would not be bad to bad to have gay sex in heaven, were there are no stdsIt would not be bad to enjoy the company of boys
