Why does Paganism have such a vastly superior aesthetic to Abrahamism?
Because creativity requires chaos.
>>17429990Homosexuals are good at art
>>17429990why abrahamic is more realistic and coherent.Paganism, especially European, is like those Dragon Ball Z games you played as a child. so paganism is like anime so it's more kino
>>17429996Christianity is the gayest scam in history, and anyone denying it is blind or delusional. You’ve got a religion built around worshipping a shirtless, ripped dude nailed to a cross, talking about eating his flesh and drinking his blood like some BDSM cult, while calling him your “bridegroom” in heaven. Jesus ran around with 12 men, washing feet and professing undying love like the setup for a cheap porno. The church took that homoerotic mess and ran with it, stuffing celibate priests and monks into monasteries where they spent centuries screwing each other while wagging their fingers at “sinners.” Meanwhile, Christianity stole its entire framework from the Greeks and Romans, who were openly banging their protégés and celebrating male bodies in ways that would make Grindr blush. The West didn’t “turn gay”; it’s always been gay, and Christianity just repressed it under layers of guilt, shame, and hypocrisy. Modern atheism didn’t do shit—the closet just got too full to close.
>>17430000>0000Praise kek!
>>17429998Paganism is a real-life anime, that's why it's cooler. the absurdities are what attract attention
>>17429990Paganism has poop gods lol
>>17430060'paganisim'is loosely defined as any religion that isn't abrahamic.so yeah you're going to get all sorts of gods retarded or not depending on personal beliefs
Any pandeist homies itt?
>>17430139forgot image, kek.
If you look at the whole human experience paganism is like but a short epic boat voyage where you and people that look like you do the impossible. But Christianity is the steps along the way and the covenant that allows you to face the unknowable evil as you stupidly tread further.
>>17429990Because it's the native culture of those peoples, so it comes more naturally to them and flows better.
What OP is actually saying is that the Greeks were superior in every way to the modern West. Naturally any Westerner should feel disgusted by this, considering the wonders his ancestors built, but e-Nietzscheans will either be non-Western altogether or extremely mongrelized to the point of not seeing anything wrong with disparaging one's ancestors.
>>17429996yes, the pope wears some nice costumes, I guess it's all the lil christcuck boy fucking that inspired them
>>17429990Abrahamism is soulless and irrational.
>>17429990it just is
but you gotta give it to the gemmy dude, he had some serious SOVL aesthetics, hebrew high priest is how I find it in googles
>>17429990Wow. A guy. So bvsvd. We need to return to lvrp.
>>17429990Because it involves the natural expression of emotion rather than the artificial psyop of repressing everything and suffering
>>17430468sir, wroship le jewish fairy tales, so sovl and trad, yes? sir, pls take child to chatolic buttrape center sir pls, very sovl
this is what 0% jewish intervention does to a mfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LJN0Zr57p0
>>17430476I don't worship anything. Your just a retard who is impressed by anything.
>>17430486sir, le jewish man in sky sir, very sovl, very trad DO NOT REDEEEM SIR!
>>17430494Actual NPC response.
>>17430499DO NOT REDEEEEEEM, LE JEWISH MAN IS SKY, VERY TRAD VERY SOVL, DO NOOOOT REDEEEEEM SIR!
>>17430503This is actual 14 year old humor. These are the kinds of comments I would make when I was 14 and think it was the funniest shit. And you are (presumably) a grown adult.
>>17430520cool story jew
>>17429998>"Paris, what does the scouter say about Achilles's power level?" It was undoubtedly kino
>>17430000Thoughtful and amusing reply my friend
>>17430000It also sucks that we learn most of these things later on in life, while the church gets access to children.
Great posts everyone. But you can't be a pagan if you never go outside
>>17430569good point
>>174305694channers will exclusively flock to pagan gods of neetdom
>>17430595kek, the deity
>>17429990Because it's aryan.
>>17430629Of course
>>17430468All religions are larp because God is dead. Paganism unironically make more sense if you believe that the Greeks didn't literally believe in their Gods and were just creating myths to reach some deeper truth about human nature.
>the last thing the last european pagan (nonLARP) ever saw
>>17429990because they are polar opposites, one worships the heroic, the other worships meekness
>>17430759Huh?
>>17430759There's not that many instances of Western Christians violently colonizing European pagans but in this one scenario where it happened you can bet they drop the tough guy act real quick and start shedding crocodile tears, even though no one cares about Balts in any other scenario.
>>17430775The Teutonic Order's campaigns against the Balts was an overall failure in basically every way, and ended up leading to them conquering huge swathes of territory and actually Romuvizing it. This failure is theological, as when the Lithuanian prince did start making motions towards conversion they pitched a fit about how it was "heresy" to let Europeans become Christian (they were supposed to be murdered, not converted).
>>17430681>All religions are larp because God is dead.Fair.>Paganism unironically make more senseAaaaaaand another retard.
>>17430681>Paganism unironically make more sense if you believe that the Greeks didn't literally believe in their Gods and were just creating myths to reach some deeper truth about human nature.No it doesn't, that's completely retarded.
>>17430190germanic and celtic paganism is far more interesting than the gayreeks.
>>17430805Aaaaaaand you will never be a woman.
>>17430190What the fuck are you saying? Youll find hardly any people with a bigger boner for Greeks than Nietzscheans.
>>17430000>The West didn’t “turn gay”; it’s always been gay"The West" i.e. the Mediterranean, yes. Meds have always been gay, and their ideal woman i.e. Helen of Troy was described as a Northern woman, not as a Med woman. The North, meanwhile, was never gay. Meds learned all their non-gay aspects from the North and it was always this way.
>>17430774>nonLARP>>17430775or writing his own fanfic version of events>>17430781Lithuania only defeated the knights after it had properly converted in the late 14th century
>>17430000Is this pasta or is this board always this based?
>>17429990because itz natural, especially when its from your own ancestors.
>>17429990It doesn't. Name a single pagan temple that has a superior aesthetic to the gothic cathedrals.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzOwOSm2ubE
>>17429990It's nationalist
>>17430759The Mari El peoples and maybe some minority of Ossetians never interacted with the Teutonic Knights.And these people both still exist and practice their beliefs to this day.Mind you, not that these beliefs are particularly accessible to us, but whatever.>>17431475The Erechteion, the Hephaesteion, the Maison Carrée, even the Temple of Castor and Pollux. Fuck you.
>>17431475All of them made by Greeks and Romans. Even christcucks disliked Gothic architecture and used the term Gothic as a pejorative. Seethe.Your aesthetics will never be peak, they're only good but rarely.
>>17430468>Wow. A guy. So busud. We need to return to lurp.What's the meme with replacing vowels with "V"? I thought it was bc the Romans wrote "u" as "V" but you guys do it with every other vowel too.
>>17431853It is comical exaggeration, intended to lampoon
