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Say you had a time machine and you're a skinny young adult white male and you go back 400,000 years ago when the first neanderthals first appeared, or less if you want to go to denisovans, would neanderthal or denisovan woman find us attractive and prettier looking as when our species first met the neanderthals about 60,000 years ago.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/11/101103081915.htm
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Probably. Modern humans are very neotenous which makes us seem at the very least cute. Not to mention our standards of grooming would be a lot higher.
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>>17430909
>Modern humans are very neotenous which makes us seem at the very least cute
Ngl but I like the idea of neanderthal or denisovan woman bigger and stronger than me thinking I'm cute and kidnapping me to mate with, neanderthal women were supposedly alot more sexual than homo sapien women.
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>>17430910
Imagine her fucking you amazon style while you can't do anything about it because she's naturally twice as strong as you with three times more earned strength due to her wild lifestyle constantly working out her toned muscles.
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>>17430911
Did you know that in terms of sheer sexual ferocity and power, Neanderthal women put Humans away. Female Neanderthals had an average hip circumference of 70 inches (almost 6 feet around!) with hip adductor and pelvic floor muscles that outsize and outpower some of the most experienced modern male weightlifters, it's estimated an adult Neanderthal woman could easily hip thrust 315 lbs. for reps and put full intent into each thrust. Although this sounds great, remember that (depending on positioning) it can take as little as 2000 newtons (450 lbs.) to disrupt a pelvic ring. While Neanderthals may not be able to sustain long aerobically demanding activities she can certainly stop to catch her breath while holding onto you with her massive quads and abductors before initiating again with each go-around being more impactful than the last. The vaginal contractions alone would be able to lift you off the floor like a vice. If you even try to pull out of these kegel queens, her grip (which has been recorded to be able to break bone) and widen pectoral muscles would allow her to pin you down for excruciating amounts of time all while aggressively pounding into your pubic bone like a hydraulic press. It's not a quite experience obviously, Neanderthals were found to have been able make loud high-pitched howls and shrieks similar to coyotes and were probably very vocal during coitus.
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>>17430912
Not that I don't believe you but is there a source for this information about neanderthal women? It sounds hot
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>>17430910
>>17430911
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>>17430913
The pitiful sexual fantasy of the zoomer. Wishing that women were men so they could take him like the little bitch he is. Pathetic.

Honestly it's really sad how many of are like this. Just weak, utterly weak bitches fantasizing about being beaten down slaves of a woman.

I don't think you zoomies realize how pathetic this is because you're all virgins but it's bad. It's really bad.
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>>17430915
>>The pitiful sexual fantasy of the zoomer. Wishing that women were men so they could take him like the little bitch he is. Pathetic.

Why is that pathetic exactly? At least we're not fags or pedos or flurries, if women were like neanderthal women were with our species 60 thousand years ago we wouldn't have an incel problem. Also men shouldn't be muscular or big and women shouldn't be small and skinny, a man with muscles is hardly different from a chimp, bigger bodied women such as neanderthals aren't as stupid as muscular men are.

We're all virgins because homo sapien women are nothing but a bunch of stupid whores who only fuck s tiny portion of guys that are older taller and bigger than them, most guys aren't even like that.
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>>17430915
It's a silly Futurama reference you cunt.
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>>17430910
>neanderthal or denisovan woman bigger and stronger than me
its highly likely you would be a giant to them. a giant 10 year old
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>>17430918
Im 5'4.5
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>>17430908
They'd probably just be impressed by my blowtorch and hatchet
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>>17430919
Neanderthal women were 5'0 on average
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>>17430921
>>On average
Surely there's got to be some of them in their days walking on earth that had to be taller than me
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>>17430922
The tallest female neanderthal fossil is 5'1
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>>17430915
Gb2 /pol/ to cry
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>>17430908
At this point, sexo is sexo
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>>17430913
nice lol
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It baffles me how there is at least one person out of the 8 billion humans on this earth who finds that denisovan woman attractive.
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>>17430910
Get out, coomer
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>>17430915
They loved the dirty thing on the Internet
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Why was this fucking moved here? I hate it here, every thread is either about Hitler or Christianity. Bring me back to /an/ goddammit.
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>>17430908

I doubt they'd find us physically attractive, like first post said: >>17430909 they might think we're cute since modern humans, even compared to our immediate Cro-Magnon ancestors, are rather 'cute' and youthful looking (no sloped brow, lower bone density, smaller chin, bigger eyes, etc).

If we can use Austronesian/Abos as a comparative modern example however: they may view us as remarkable incomprehensibly romantic Casanovas.
I say this in the capacity that Austronesian people are unbelievably fucking violent, have almost no methods of peaceful resolution to conflict, and sexism amongst their people is alarmingly rampant and frequently lethal.
Tasmania is quite possibly the most explicit example, but the Aboriginal men had successfully enslaved the entire female gender: women hunted for possums, dove for shellfish, and dug tubers, essentially everything 'dangerous' was designated woman's work, while the men lounged around and hunted kangaroos and fucked the women when they pleased. The English arrived one day and traded half a dozen dogs to the Tasmanian men for 4 women. The women were pleasantly surprised when the English men only wanted them to cook, clean, and if they desired sex they would either ask or 'nag' them for it as opposed to beating or outright gang raping them (a common punishment for eloping or women desiring a divorce among Australian communities is gang rape)- a veritable paradise. This exchange was the beginning of the end for the Tasmanians.

One of the big mistakes anthropologists make is they label hunter-gatherer societies as more "egalitarian" on the basis that women get to "do more stuff", but then often in these communities women live horrifcally violent lives that would make a Muslim blush. Our neolithic farming ancestors, even in their comparatively primitive state, probably won out in the end because they were constantly siphoning off disparaged women.
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I want a cool primitive homo girlfriend
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>>17430924
Cope
>>17430917
Go back to /co/
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>>17430911
They're not really stronger, they're stout. In fact they would get tired easily.
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>>17431145
>Aboriginal men had successfully enslaved the entire female gender: women hunted for possums, dove for shellfish, and dug tubers, essentially everything 'dangerous' was designated woman's work, while the men lounged around and hunted kangaroos and fucked the women when they pleased.
PVRE FVCKING BVLLS
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>>17431145
>Our neolithic farming ancestors, even in their comparatively primitive state, probably won out in the end because they were constantly siphoning off disparaged women.
The genetic evidence is that there is virtually no female HG ancestry in Europeans and instead male HG lineages took over farmers, the initial farmer expansion involved no mixing at all. Very similar patterns can be observed in places like Japan
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>>17430909
Ever been to your local Walmart? I don't this is true at all lol.
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>>17431145
You know, I'm an anthropology major/ sociology minor, that is as liberal as they come and very much a supporter of diversity and integration of race and culture of all sorts of people... But everything I've ever learned about Australian aborigines underlines the fact that they are not people in the modern, human sense.

Even the most remote African tribal person operates on an understandable human social basis. Even the most isolated political/religious group has a concept of community. Abos are just maladjusted, inbred, near-human animals with no redeeming value except a curiosity to see what we have evolved long past.



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