>Christcucks: nooo you can't have power and wealth you have to be poor and meekSatanism: The pursuit of power and wealth is based>Christcucks: nooo you have to forgive your enemiesSatanism: Enemies should be crushed>Christcucks: noooo you can't just have funSatanism: If if harms none, do as you will>Christcucks: noooo you can't just have sex Satanism: Getting pussy is based>Christcucks: nooo you can't just pursue knowledge and understandingSatanism: Stupidity is a sinChristianity is a weak faggot religion for stupid sheep.
>is Hippy Californian Objectivism in your pathah yes... the trve Satanism...
>>17430959How are you free to crush your enemies and amass power if you're also only supposed to do things that "harm none," OP?This version of Satanism makes no sense. Either you're free to do as you wish, even if it means harming others, or you're not. And if you're not permitted to harm others, then you're ultimately going to be following a code that's 90% the same as a regular Christian.
>>17431021Obviously we don’t really mean harm none, that’s just bullshit to get edgy TikTok witches into the coven before they’re ready for the higher mysteries of Satanism
>>17430959>hail the one who doesn't give a fuck about my well-beingAtheists really can't reason.
>>17431021Harm none only applies to those that have not harmed you beforeCrush your enemies applies to those that have intentionally harmed you or that tried to harm you
>>17430959Isn't Satanism just a religion invented for mischlings like Anton Levey, meant to be an ideological midway-point between Judaism and Christianity?
>>17430959Satanism is retarded because only through christ can his people be saved by doing his will in his name as his body. Not even jews deny this, they only disagree with Christ on who all should be brought into that body for its dominion over the earth.
Satanism is just edgy Atheism
>>17431042>hail the one who doesn't give a fuck about my well-beingSatanists don’t believe satan exists. Welcome to the internet, grandpa.Also, OP is a fucking retard. Satanism is just a LARP to scare boomers on school boards into actually respecting separation of church and state.Boomer on schoolboard:>We’re making Bible class mandatory for all students in Public Schools in the state of [insert retarded Bible Belt state].Atheist “satanist” whose son is in said public school:>Uh, yes, us at the satanic temple demand “Satan Gay Anal Sex Class” be made mandatory in all public schools. You can either pass both bills or neither.I live in Kentucky, and shit like this plays out like 5 times a year. Boomers never catch on because they’re fucking retards.>Rats! The Satanic Temple has outwitted us boomers again.The bright side is people around here are so fucking retarded that it’s easy to move up the “corporate ladder” if you can read and have an IQ above 110. The downside is your state is ran by religious psychos.
>>17431177
>>17431189What’s your point, retard? Nobody expected Kentucky to flip blue. This state is still 99% shithole, but it’s a fucking paradise if you make 6 figures and can shelter yourself from the poor, white trash.Which is what I do, btw. I fucking love my neighborhood, and I only deal with the regular Kentuckian population when I decide to venture out to the nearest, cozy state fair.Enjoy your trailer park.
>>17431189I get the feeling most people hate KY for its two meme Senators.
>>17431199>I get the feeling most people hate KY for its two meme Senators.The entire GOP in Kentucky is a meme. We had a representative not too long ago try to “accidentally” legalize fucking your cousin in the state house.Most of this state is poor, retarded, and conservative, so the Republicans can do whatever the fuck they want.
anyone in Kentucky who ever had any talent (Rosemary Clooney would have been one example) fucked off from the place as soon as they were 18 and never came back
>>17431213>anyone in Kentucky who ever had any talent fucked off from the place as soon as they were 18 and never came backPapa John would like a word.
>muh rules and regularionsX'D
>>17430959why are you naming it satanism though?
Is Satanism the peak of reactionary memes?At least get your own name and culture.
>>17432871Yes. The actual, virgin sacrificing image of devil worshipers is actually much cooler than the reality, that they're all just atheist neckbeards who are mad that their parents made them go to church when they were kids. That's it.
>>17431177>has to move to the sticks to climb the corporate ladderI wouldn't really be bragging about your superiority to the locals anon
>>17432897>I wouldn't really be bragging about your superiority to the locals anonLol, cute thought, boy.Not everyone can be a C-Suite Exec in New York City, but anyone with an IQ about 110 can be an mid-level engineering manager with a very nice salary and cozy life (like me).You gotta choose your pond in life. I was the best swimmer at my highschool, but I was no where near good enough to go D1. If you only choose the best of the best ponds, you’ll always be a small, beta fish.
>>17433039>*Engineering manager in KentuckyIs what I meant. The amount of talent in this state that actually stays in Kentucky after undergrad is miniscule.
>>17433039Anon, I'm literally doing the same thing lol
>>17430959Epic troll, m'lord
>>17430959Satanism is the de facto underdog religion. It attracts losers, pariahs, exiles, and outcasts looking for an outlet for their pent up rage regarding the status quo (which in their diseased brains they falsely attribute to fagstianity).Satanists do not believe in attaining status, wealth, and strength. They pay lip service to these things to spite Christianity which they understand to preach the opposite. It’s just terminal contrarianism that isn’t founded on anything. If Christians tomorrow decided that they were going to pivot on a dime and become the religion of strength, wealth, status, etc., then satanists would likewise pivot to the opposite stance: that these things are evil. Satanists are puppets. In their rage, they have become the fool to their Goliath. But they aren’t David, though. They chose the losing figure per their own cosmology.Weak faggot religion for stupid sheep indeed.
>>17430959"Satanism" sounds eerily like the Old Testament worldview.
>>17431138>Zionist Odinist Bolshevik Nazi Imperialist Socialist Fascism
Christ is a symbol of a celestial body that has appeared throughout the history of the world. Christ was invented to make an excuse for jewish people to have a religion to follow, Christ was never actually human. Christianity was made by the jews and for the jews as a means of power and control. The 4 gospels were invented in the 2nd century AD. The Bible is a conglomeration of several books, each created for different reasons, many from different time periods, and compiled much later.
>>17431177There are real "Satanists" but they reject the majority of and/or add tremendous amounts to Abrahamic mythology. E.g Sethians, O9A, Thelema.
>>17430959>worshipping the bad guy of jewish mythologyhow is this supposed to end?
>>17430959The lowest angel is superior in intelect and power to the combined strength/intellect of the human race.The idea that such a being, if it exists, would have the slightest bit of interest in an ant like you if it weren't going out of its way to be a massive moralfag like God, is one of the more retarded things one could believe, doubly so if you think said being is the highest of those beings and the most egoistic.
>>17433410It ends with both of your cursing the day you were born in hell while us Christians rejoice in your punishment.
>Mom is gonna FREAK: The Religion
>>17433443Wrath. Repent or burn in eternal fire, sinner.
>>17433452I can never go to Hell. I’m already saved!
>>17433539Pride. Enjoy the lake of fire. Hope that zinger of a post was worth it.
>>17433543>stating the truth is prideI'm glad that you are completely lost because of your rejection of the Bible. I would love to see the look on your face when you die and wake up in flames!
>>17433548More wrath. Repent,while you can.
>>17433550Have fun burning! You fully deserve it. :D
>>17433553*Unzips* ok, bring this Jesus character over
>>17433039Not a burger here so, is Kentucky really that weird? I was under the impression that all of the US states not on the ocean were like that...
