The Earth isn't 6000 years old.We evolved from monkeys.Snakes don't talk.God does not exist.
>>17433019>Snakes don't talk this part isn't true but i agree otherwise
inb4 the inevitable>cabron bliblical literalism is a recent invention o algo
>>17433019Okay Cleetus thanks for that.... Poem. You can sit back down. Now, does anyone have any input on the proposed rezoning?
>>17433044>Cleetus >misspelling of Cletus>a stereotypical Christian hick name given in honour of pope AnacletusNot sure what you were going for.
>>17433058Yes, because you're retarded.
>>17433063You can say that, but it won't change the fact that Snakes don't talk, Cletus.
Religion has been the single greatest brain-rotting scam in human history, keeping billions of people trapped in a loop of mindless repetition and intellectual cowardice. For thousands of years, it’s been the perfect tool to create a society of obedient drones, terrified of asking questions or stepping outside their tightly controlled mental cages. It’s a parasite on the human mind, infecting people with fear, guilt, and shame, and then selling them the antidote in the form of meaningless rituals and ancient fairy tales. Instead of fostering curiosity or creativity, religion forces you to shut up, sit down, and do as you’re told. Think for yourself? Not allowed. Obey, conform, repeat—that’s the game, and most people are happy to play it.History is just one long shitshow of religion choking the life out of human progress. Look at the Church during the so-called “Dark Ages.” They weren’t just holding people back—they were actively murdering knowledge and anyone who dared think differently. Scientists, philosophers, free thinkers? Burned at the stake, tortured in dungeons, or erased from history. Galileo gets hauled before the Inquisition for telling the truth about the fucking solar system while priests sat around jerking each other off over scripture. Entire centuries of human potential were flushed down the toilet because religious leaders decided they were the ultimate authority on everything. It’s not just stagnation—it’s the systematic slaughter of thought.
>>17433021kek
>>17433066>>17433071Enjoy burning in Hell, forever! I will be so happy to watch you writhe around in unmitigated agony from the comfort of Heaven. :)
>Enjoy burning in Hell, forever! I will be so happy to watch you writhe around in unmitigated agony from the comfort of Heave
>>17433019Shut the fuck up. You will burn in hellfire, where snakes DEVOUR your intestines, you will beg for respite from the pain. THERE WILL BE NONE, as fires lick every cell of your body, inside and out, causing an eternity of pain per second. You will suffer, unless you repent NOW, and start believing in God and Jesus Christ and the trinity. Else, you will suffer. And rightfully so. Go to your local Traditional Catholic Church NOW. Only a proper Latin Mass will save your sick soul that has been spiritually raped by the Devil and 1,000,000 demons. You can become clean again through a Latin Mass.
>>17433084There's no truth in the Roman Catholic whorehouse.
Watch how these Christian narcissists treat anyone outside their control - pure mask-off hatred and contempt while claiming moral superiority. To your face they'll preach love and salvation, but the moment you reject their programming or question their authority, the mask slips and you see the true sadistic nature underneath. They'll wish eternal torture on you while claiming it breaks their heart, they'll celebrate your suffering while pretending to pray for your soul. Classic narcissistic rage when their target escapes control.Just look at how these Christian anons treat anyone who doesn't buy into their spiritual abuse program. They'll claim they're "saving" the world while eagerly fantasizing about all the outsiders burning in hell. They get off on the idea of divine punishment for anyone who rejects their control - literal eternal torture for the crime of not submitting to their psychological manipulation. And they've got the gaslighting so refined they'll tell you this hatred is actually love. Pure narcissistic death cult behavior: "Submit to our abuse or we'll celebrate your eternal suffering while pretending to be sad about it." The absolute state of these spiritual abusers thinking they're the good guys while jerking off to thoughts of divine punishment for wrongthink.
>>17433081God will not let you enter heaven with all that hatred
>>17433082>the gaytheist's mind immediately goes to infant cockRight...>>17433089How would you know? You don't even know what the Bible says. As it happens I'm already guaranteed to go to Heaven when I die. Have fun with your eternal agony!
>>17433019Stupid people are drawn to religion. Religious people display all the traits of low IQ people. Emotional thinking, credulousness, poor general knowledge, inability to conduct basic research, inability to comprehend scientific principles and ideas, inability to weigh evidence, inability to think critically, magical thinking.
>>17433088>And they've got the gaslighting so refined they'll tell you this hatred is actually love.No, it's not love. It's hatred. I hate people who hate God, which is every atheist poster on this board. I can't wait to hear their screams.
>>17433084There's no god, Jesus didn't exist and your entire worldview is fake bullshit that anyone with an ounce of critical thinking can see through.
>>17433095I'm religious and I display none of those traits.
>>17433084>Traditional Catholic ChurchYou're going to the same Hell as these faggot atheists. Have fun with that! :D
>>17433098You guys are worst than atheists now that you've shed the fake veneer.
>>17433093>As it happens I'm already guaranteed to go to Heaven when I die. Have fun with your eternal agony!Nope. Only God knows whether you will go to heaven or not, not man.
>>17433107They are snakes, people are beginning to see it.
>>17433113If you don't have assurance you are not saved.
>>17433113That's not what the Bible teaches. Have fun burning!
If this was a different time Christians would be violent animals, they can't even tolerate debate.
>>17433120Maybe we should be grateful they've been reduced to impotently ranting online about how their enemies will burn in hell when they die
>>17433123They probably abuse thier kids.
>>17433123Friendly reminder that this thread was started by a homosexual atheist, who hates God, posting about how much he hates God on 4chan because it's his only outlet for his gamma male rage. Have fun suffering eternally :)
>>17433131It’s honestly laughable how Christians on this board always go straight to the same tired playbook when called out. Instantly start calling you a "jew," "shill," "atheist," or some other bullshit to deflect from any real argument. It’s a pathetic tactic to force a false dichotomy—either you’re on their side, or you’re some enemy. This isn’t just dumb, it’s manipulative as hell. They can’t actually defend their position, so they resort to this garbage to derail the conversation and make it all about your identity instead of the points being made. Here’s the play: 1. Tribalism: Paint you as the enemy to rally the idiots on their side. 2. Deflection: Instead of defending their views, they make it about who you are. 3. Gaslighting: Try to make you second-guess yourself like you’re some “shill” for having a different opinion. 4. Virtue Signaling: It’s a lazy attempt to look like they have some moral high ground without actually saying anything worth a damn. It’s not a debate, it’s a scam. Don’t let them bait you into defending yourself against their baseless smears. Call them out for what they are—weak, dishonest trolls who can’t handle the heat.
>>17433134reddit sodomy
>>17433134He's an open God hating atheist. I guess this is copypasta though. South Park sucks.
>>17433137Jesus sucks.
>>17433081>>17433084>>17433089>>17433131Christbeaner meltdown
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>>17433218>>17433222>Beaners>ChristiansAnon you might be mentally retarded.
>>17433224Why is the NIFB majority Mexican?
>>17433228Probably because it started in the Southwest United States, if what you're saying is even true.
>>17433019NOOOOOOO BUT PEOPLE WILL BE... LE BAD IF THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN SKYJEW AAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>17433248Have fun rotting in Hell! It doesn't get any better after the first million years, just so you know!
>>17433254Oh well, at least I'll have your mom there to keep myself entertained.
>>17433254Heaven would get pretty old after the first million years so I don't think that's what you want either
>>17433019>we evolved from monkeysmaybe (your) race didleave the rest of us humans out of your headcanon
>>17433089how do (you) know?post peer reviewed sources or shut the fuck up you filthy rat
>>17433263Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night.
>>17433019Begone demon
>>17433347Lmao, that's literally you living on earth praying heaven is real and not a lie concocted to cope with this reality.
>>17433224Latin America and Africa have more Christians than any other continent combined. Statistically speaking, I am in fact responding to a beaner right now.
>>17433019Civilization is 6000 years old and the garden of Eden is supposed to be Mesopotamia so it’s still pretty accurate
>>17433906>Civilization is 6000 years oldThis would absolutely not have been true when the Hebrew Bible was first written
>>17433900I'm white.
>>17433019What is the purpose of writing these 4 different incorrect statements?
>>17433224The vast majority of mexicans (and south americans for that matter) are christian you absolute fucking mongloid.
>>17434335>Catholics>Christianlul
>>17433019The Earth isn't 6000 years old, but the Adamite race isWe share a common ancestor with monkeysThat was Master Lucifer, not an Earth snakeYHWH exists but is evil
>>17433019>evolved from monkeysNo reason to believe in evolution.>Gecko >”40 million years”>no change>https://www.indiatimes.com/technology/science-and-future/gecko-trapped-in-amber-54-million-years-ago-523896.html>bathynomus>”450 million years”>no change>https://www.sci.news/paleontology/trilobite-eggs-04570.html>chick>”99 million years”>no change>https://eartharchives.org/articles/baby-bird-found-in-99-million-year-old-amber/>Bear>”24 thousand years”>no evolution>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_bear>shrew>”160 million years”>no change>https://www.science20.com/news_articles/juramaia_sinensis_160millionyearold_fossil_pushes_back_mammal_evolution-81971>hedgehog>”125 million years”>https://www.sci.news/paleontology/science-spinolestes-xenarthrosus-cretaceous-mammal-03339.html>cerratopetalum gummiferum>”100 million years”>no evolution>https://science.oregonstate.edu/IMPACT/2017/08/ancient-flowers-discovered-100-million-year-old-tree>plecteurid spider>”120 million years”>no evolution>https://www.huffpost.com/entry/spider-fossil-preserved-s_n_455235>oerochromis mossambicus>50 million years>no evolution>http://www.fossilmuseum.net/Fossil_Galleries/Green_River_Formation_Fish/Priscacara_liops/GRLiops1.htm
>atlantic stingray>”50 million years”>no evolution>http://www.fossilmuseum.net/Fossil_Galleries/Green_River_Formation_Fish/Heliobatis_radians/Heliobatis_radians.htm>flea>”20 million years”>no evolution>https://phys.org/news/2015-09-bacteria-ancient-flea-ancestor-black.html>shrimp>”360 million years”>https://xray-mag.com/content/360-million-year-old-shrimp>eel>”505 million years”>no evolution>https://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/humans-oldest-ancestor-found>penguin>”10 million years”>no change>https://fossilpenguins.wordpress.com/tag/fossil-species-roll-call/page/2/>anteater>”65 million years”>no evolution>https://www.dw.com/en/messel-fossil-exhibit-stuns-in-stuttgart/a-4233402>mosquito>”40 million years”>no evolution>https://crev.info/2023/07/amber-fossils-comparing-explanations/
>centipede>”40 million years”>no evolution >https://www.mediastorehouse.com/ardea-wildlife-pets-environment/fossil-centipede-amber-dominican-republlic-1311282.html>frog>”50 million years”>no evolution>https://www.laitimes.com/en/article/3qiri_477r2.html>grasshopper>”140 million years”>no change>http://www.fossilmuseum.net/Fossil_Galleries/Insect_Galleries_by_Order/Orthoptera/Orthoptera_fossil_gallery.htm>squirrel>”160 million years”>no evolution>https://www.sci.news/paleontology/science-jurassic-squirrel-species-china-02141.html
>scorpion>”433 million years”>no evolution>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2912237/Ancient-scorpion-reveals-land-legs-430-million-year-old-fossil-suggests-sea-creatures-walked-ocean.html>hummingbird>”40 million years”>no evolution>https://phys.org/news/2014-05-million-year-bird-fossil-evidence.html>snake>”92 million years”>no evolution>https://alchetron.com/Eupodophis>bees>”56 million years”> no evolution>https://www.myfossil.org/fossils-field-work-and-discovery-at-florissant-fossil-beds/
>octopus>”165 million years”>no evolution>https://quigleyscabinet.blogspot.com/2009/03/octopus-fossils.html?m=1>dragonfly>”100 million years”>no evolution>https://www.geologyin.com/2018/01/the-largest-insect-ever-existed-was.html>goblin shark>”125 million years”>no evolution>https://www.fossilguy.com/gallery/vert/fish-shark/remnant.htm>moth>”125 million years”>no evolution>http://www.fossilmuseum.net/Fossil_Galleries/Insect_Galleries_by_Order/Lepidoptera/Insect4/Insect4.htm>seahorse>”13 million years”>no evolution>https://reefbuilders.com/2009/05/05/13-million-year-seahorse-fossil-slovenia/>fungus gnat>”54 million years”>no evolution>https://www.heritagedaily.com/2017/05/time-flies-insect-fossils-in-amber-shed-light-on-indias-geological-history/114889>mushroom>”115 million years”>no evolution>https://blog.everythingdinosaur.com/blog/_archives/2018/06/24/fossil-fungi.html>lice>”100 million years”>no evolution>https://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/12/science/12louse.html
Your theory can’t account for morality. Moral laws are not material, they come from persons. Evolution describes what survives but not what is correct to do to survive. Should humans [insert anything considered wrong] to survive?Since evolution is a process of change, morals should also evolve and change.So things considered wrong can someday be considered good.
>>17434338Catholics are true Christians.
>>17434448Catholics are at war with God.
>age of the earthThe wonders of carbon dating.>freshly dead seal >1000 years old.>https://www.coldregions.org/vufind/Content/ajus>shell of living snail>27000 years old>https://www.osti.gov/biblio/6676858
>>17434452Not at all. We can start another thread to debate this if you want.
This nigger thinks we're retards.>>17434427>>17434430>>17434433>>17434436>>17434438> https://phys.org/news/2014-05-million-year-bird-fossil-evidence.htmlI opened a random article from your list, and nowhere does it say evolution never happened. In fact, it describes Pumiliornis Tessellatus, birds that does not exists today and was replaced in nature by newer evolved birds.
>muh neanderthal The first neanderthal remains were a skull cap, limb bones and a few other parts. Till today, neanderthal remains are just as different to modern humans as different races of modern humans are different to each other. Its brain is also 13% larger than that of an average man, meaning it isn’t a transitional form between an monkey and a human.
>>17434458>nowhere it says evolution never happenedI never said it did so, if you can see with your own eyes, literally nothing evolved. It is still a bird.
>>17434458>>17434468>bird replaced by newer birdsThat is not a new animal like a monkey replaced by a human.
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>>17433081Most moral and empathetic christcuck.
On The Accusation That Apollo Was “Financed”https://www.bitchute.com/video/OXMEK2Zlyc5E/>Famous Last Words
>>17433071Except that Catholics have contributed a lot to what you consider science.>Nicolaus Copernicus (1473-1543) heliocentrism>René Descartes (1596-1650) father of analytical geometry and co-founder of modern philosophy, >Jean-Baptiste Lamarck (1744-1829) prefigured the theory of evolution with Lamarckism>Friar Gregor Mendel (1822-1884) pioneered genetics>Fr Georges Lemaître (1894-1966) proposed the Big Bang cosmological model.Most of your theories come from Catholic priests.
>>17434504Where is that in the Bible?
>>17434506What? You claimed that the church persecuted intellectuals, so I showed you that the fathers of your theories are all Catholics.
>>17434470Well, that's because man is not actually a product of evolution, but a hybridization of a chimpanzee and a pig. Such hybrids do appear in nature from time to time. Mules, ligers, you get the picture. It's even been observed that pigs are somehow close to humans enough to be used in medicine. Human and pig organs are nearly the same size, and many tissue types are nearly identical. The only explanation that makes sense is that they are the missing link between us and chimpanzees. There are many differences between humans and chimpanzees, but all of these differences somehow exist in pigs. Compare the eyes of a pig, an ape, and a human... Compare the kidneys of a pig, the kidneys of an ape, and the kidneys of a human... You'll be shocked. There is only one explanation: once upon a time in the jungle, a pig mated with a sexy monkey, and here we are... You'll mind will be blown. There is only one explanation: one day in the jungle, a pig and a sexy monkey came together, and here we are... A pig-chimp mutant was born from this union and changed the tides of history. Ever wondered why Allah forbids... We still have pig's meat in our blood.....
>>17434513These scientific discoveries happened despite biblical teachings, not because of them. The Bible actively promotes a worldview incompatible with scientific inquiry:The Bible presents a flat Earth with a firmament (dome) above it, claims the Earth was created before the sun and stars, suggests rabbits chew cud, describes bats as birds, and presents a global flood account that contradicts geological evidence. The Genesis creation narrative fundamentally conflicts with evolutionary biology, cosmology, geology, and physics. Early Church fathers like Augustine warned against studying nature beyond what scripture revealed.Copernicus delayed publishing his work fearing religious backlash. Galileo was famously persecuted for supporting heliocentrism. The Church's official position was that the Sun revolved around Earth until 1992. Evolution remained controversial long after Darwin, with many Christians still rejecting it today. The Big Bang theory, while proposed by Lemaître, was initially criticized as an attempt to inject religious creation into physics.These scientists made their discoveries through empirical observation and rational inquiry - methods that directly challenged biblical authority and traditional religious epistemology. That they happened to be Catholic reflects the Church's dominant role in European education and intellectual life at the time, not any inherent compatibility between Catholic doctrine and scientific progress. Many did their work carefully navigating around religious restrictions rather than because of religious inspiration.
>Java manGerman scientists went there in 1907 to investigate the strata where he was discovered, but Dubois did not cooperate with the expedition and refused to let them examine his bones. The German team hired 75 workers, unearthed 10,000 cubit meters of material, and sent 43 crates of fossil material back to Germany, but no evidence of Java man could be found. Instead the German scientists found flora and fauna that looked modern in the strata where Dubois had found his Java man. Dr. E. Carthaus, a geologist on the expedition concluded that Java man was a modern human. (See Perloff p.84-85)Further suspicions regarding the credibility of Dubois involve two other distinctly human skullcaps that Dubois expedition had uncovered in Java. He apparently failed to display the human skullcaps when parading his Java man. In fact, he kept the skulls hidden under the floorboards of his house for thirty years, then finally made them known in the 1920s. (Same source above, this time only page 85)The cranial capacity of Java Man was around 1000 cc, small but within the range of modern humans, whereas the anthropoid apes never exceed 600 cc. (See Lubenow page 95)
>>17434522Are you being sarcastic?>close enough to humansIt doesn’t mean that they are related to monkeys and humans.>only one explanationThey were designed this way.What you said is your own religious belief, none of what you said is objective.>Allah forbids eating porkAllah also created Adam with his own hands, so he definitely doesn’t agree with your nonsensical theory.
>>17434527>Bible presents a flat earthNo, the Bible doesn’t comment on the shape of the earth. >firmamentIt simply is the atmosphere>earth created before the sunWhere is the issue, God created the earth first, and then a sun for the earth to rotate around. You claim that nothing became something. >rabbits chew cud, bats are birdsShow me the exact verses. For me to explain.>global floodName a geological inconsistency, we will do it one by one.>Galileo persecutedThe main scientific consensus was that the sun moved around the earth. Nothing to do with the Church.These scientists also happened to be priests, Biblical authority doesn’t forbid anyone from studying Biblical creation. I will answer everything once I come back tonight.
>>17434527Darwinism conflicts with found discoveries. See this >>17434427and the posts below.
>>17435041You're not fooling anyone here. It's just a bunch of random articles, most of which aren't even about evolution.
>>17434527>bats as birdsWhy do you think the Bible has to conform to modern taxonomy that wasn't even invented at that time, anon?You're just throwing anything you can at the wall to see what sticks.
>>17435069> why should bible conform to truth XDconcession accepted
>>17435062>which aren’t even about evolutionAre being obtuse on purpose? The articles show discoveries of fossilized animals or animals in amber from millions of years, and guess what? They’re the almost exactly the same as today. No macro-evolution. Do you get it now?
>>17435072Where's the dinosaurs in the bibble?
>>17435070>Don't know the difference between ancient and modern times or between English and Hebrew
>>17435070The word used for bat can also mean winged.
>>17435072They are different animals, different species that don't even exist today.
>>17434338>my McChurch founded by pastor billybob in 1992 is the REAL church of ChristEmbarrassing
>>17435076Isaiah 27:1 mentions a leviathan which is close to a dragon, the mainstream news admitted to finding a “dragon” fossil, > https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-68374520which sounds awful lot like a dinosaur.We also hear about Behemoth in Job 40 which is very similar to a dinosaur.
>>17435094You can see that they still look the exact same. Why do you classify them as different animals?