>considers himself a "scholar" and "philosopher" and a learnt man>follows Cicero and Cato around and acts like a copycat>loans out a ton of money and asks friends to pay it back for him>out of pity Caesar invites this pathetic loser to go to Gaul and conquer land with him>pussies out and doesn't go>Caesar just completes the entire campaign without him>Caesar sponsors his election anyway>he sides with his father's killer over Caesar in the civil war>pussies out again when he is losing terribyl and runs away and hides>Caesar STILL sees him as a friend and spares him completely>divorces his wife to marry a blood relative>Caesar starts consolidating power and he gets jealous>easily is pressured by Cassuis and others into the assassination plan>makes a massive conspiracy and different plans to kill the dude who only showed him mercy>stabs the fuck out of him at the senate in the name of "justice" and "against tyranny">cheers out in the streets of Rome but the plebeians hate him and burn the Senate>immediately tries to grab power and fails due to Mark Antony>plots an entire second civil war to rip the continent apart>fails miserably and gets BTFO by Octavian and Mark Antony>runs away after too many of his men die>kills himself in his own sword>historians and storytellers perpetually shit on him for being a massive backstabbing coward while at the same time revering Caesar, rightfully so
he btfo soigustus and his male fwb general thoughbeit
>>17436284Didn't know there were sentient niggas actually buying into sneedgustus's 2000 year old agitprop hook line and sinker
>>17436597>>17436588>HE DINDU NUFFINI bet you both relate with this prick.
