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Welcome to this year's tournament on /his/, now for the third installment.
Continuing from the nomination thread, which had reached the image limit >>18040893

>Voting
Simply pick the figure you prefer more in the form.
>Current voting form and voting times
The current voting form can be found in the replies to the anchor post below. Each round lasts 24 hours starting 21 CEST.
>Thread conduct
I will make a new thread once the current one archives, remember to check the anchor post for the voting form. All discussion of the tournament should remain within the current active thread only.

>Bracket
https://challonge.com/c65m5yh4
>When Round 1 will begin
https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-1-of-emperor-of-his-2025-to-begin-kfdg
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>>18044163
Eh, it's a bit of an awkward line but I personally think The Grim Reaper is eligible. I mean the first ever Emperor of /his/ had Jesus as one of it's finalist and depending on your worldview he's not real either.
Plus Death's been a historical figure since the 15th century, so he's got seniority. I'm not the one running this thing though, so it's up to ANEgroid
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>Darwin vs. Charlie VIII
KEK
how many votes are we allowed?
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>>18044188
Things such as that can be put up to a vote at the end of the tournament if need be, but the precedent is that mythological and folklore figures are allowed as long as they are more /his/ and less /lit/
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>>18044191
The Emperor of /his/ tournament subscribes to the highest level of voting security
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For me it's Hulk Hogan vs Tamerlane
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>>18044199
>"I'm afraid you're too late, Governor Spotswood. You see, I've already drawn a large ACME anvil above your head."
Based. Put me down for Tex and I'll do my full bracket vote list tomorrow with a (you) to this post
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Damn it, I forgot to nominate Emperor Norton
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>>18044207
kek
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>>18044158
>vs Chiang Kai-Shek
>mfw
shit got real. I thought my boy would cruise to the semis but now I'm not so sure
good roster overall, looking forward to the rest of it
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>>18044199
do we get to raise the new Imperator Caesar Avgvsvs on our shields at the end of it?
or is the ceremony more formal?
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>>18044425
thats literally me
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>>18044451
Based and Invicta-pilled
you will be blessed with 200 years of glorious Pax Romana if you say in your heart "delete them again Uncle Aelivs"
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>>18044264
Maybe next year. He deserves a shot
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Gunna will the Jesus vs Nietzsche showdown
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>>18044207
Seleucus of Macedonia vs. Emperor Gaozong of Song
>>18044708
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>Centuries represented
20th - Ron Paul, Mata Hari, Anne Frank, kirov, freda, kai-shek, FDR, dirlewanger, Ian Smith, Gaddafi, lettow-vorbeck, Kim , stern, Pol pot, Fidel, medici, Gates, butt naked, Tex avery, Bobby Moore, ceausescu, tito, MJ, yeltsin, ungern, figueiredo , dogmeat, d'annunzio, Jose Antonio, hayha, Teddy, adolf, Schumacher, baldry, applewhite, stalin, wright Bros, Clinton, Santos dumont, Victoria Louise, Salazar, hoxha, hulk Hogan, caetano, truman, pilsudski, evola, kucinich, Mussolini, de ambris, Lawrence, tojo, sorel, Khrushchev,, evel Knievel, gomulka, Reza
19th - Chopin, Victoria, Pedro i, polk, Pedro ii, Lee, Napoleon III, bismarck, Napoleon ii, John VI, Davis, John Churchill, Darwin, leopold ii, Grant, livesey, Nietzsche
18th - Cornwallis, blackbeard, mad anthony, spotswood, Nelson, Franklin, cook, antoinette, Madison,
17th - Charles ii, every, winthrop, richelieu
16th - Elizabeth, Luther, da gama, Henry viii
15th - Vlad, Stephen, Joan d'arc, Henry V
14th - timur, grim reaper
13th - subutai, genghis
12th - Richard i, barbarossa, Baldwin i
11th - Brian boru, hadrada
10
9
8
7
6th - Justinian, belisarius
5th - Attila
4th - Constantine
3rd - aurelian, Diocletian, thrax, Cao Cao
2nd - hadrian
1st AD - Jesus
1st BC - cicero, cleopatra
2
3rd BC - hannibal
4th BC - diogenes
5th BC - xenophon, alcibiades
6th BC - cyrus, pythagoras
7
8
9th BC - Bladud
10
11
12
13
14
15th BC - Thutmose
16
17
18th BC - ea nasir
300th BC - Venus
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>Nations represented
USA - Ron Paul, FDR, stern, polk, mad anthony, Lee, Gates , Tex avery, MJ, Teddy, applewhite, wright Bros, Clinton, Franklin, Madison, Davis, hulk, truman, kucinich, Grant, Evel knievel
ENG - Cornwallis, Victoria, Elizabeth, blackbeard, Richard i, Moore, Every, baldry, Nelson, cook, winthrop, bladud, john Churchill, Henry viii, darwin, livesey
NED - Mata Hari
GER - Anne Frank, dirlewanger, lettow-vorbeck, barbarossa, bismarck, Schumacher, Victoria Louise, Luther, Nietzsche
IRE - Brian boru
RUS - kirov, yeltsin, Khrushchev
POL - Chopin, gomulka
ITA - freda, d'annunzio, Cicero, reaper, evola, Mussolini, de ambris,
CHN - kai-shek, dogmeat, Cao Cao
BUL - aurelian, thrax, belisarius
RUM - Vlad, ceausescu
SRI - mad Jack
ZIM - Ian Smith
LBY - Gaddafi
CRO - Diocletian, Tito
SRB - Constantine
NKO - Kim
POR - Pedro i, John VI , Salazar, caetano, da gama
GRC - xenophon, alcibiades, pythagoras
KHM - pol pot
CUB - Fidel
BRZ - Pedro ii, medici, figueiredo, Santos dumont
MGL - subutai, genghis
LBR - butt naked
MCO - spotswood
TKY - diogenes
ESP - Charles ii, Jose Antonio, Hadrian
EST - ungern
IRQ - ea nasir
FRA - Napoleon III, Napoleon ii, Joan d'arc, sorel, Baldwin, richelieu
FIN - hayha
IRN - cyrus, Reza
OST - adolf, Venus, antoinette
MDV - Stephen
GEO - Stalin
NOR - hadrada
MKD - Justinian
ALB - hoxha
HUN - Attila
UZB - timur
LTU - pilsudski
EGY - Cleopatra, thutmose III
WAL - Lawrence, Henry V
JAP - tojo
BEL - leopold II
TUN - hannibal
ISR - Jesus
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>>18044723
Pythagoras was a mathematician not a politician or military general, Alcibiades was a traitor and Xenophon was a based chad and very underrated just like Agesilaus
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>>18044719
>>18044723
Interesting indeed
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>>18044729
>Xenophon was a based chad
100% agree, hope he makes the round of 16, has a good draw unless the commies come out strong for Castro
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>>18044719
>1st BC - cicero, cleopatra
>3rd BC - Hannibal
>4th BC - Diogenes
>5th BC - Xenophon, Alcibiades
>6th BC - Cyrus, Pythagoras
>9th BC - Bladud
>15th BC - Thutmose
>18th BC - Ea Nasir
>300th BC - Venus
Potential oldfag alliance inbound?
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>>18044246
I'll also be voting for Tex at least up until he runs into The King of Pop
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Notable absences:
>Napoleon Bonaparte
>George Washington
>King Leonidas
>Ragnar Lothbrok
>Jan Zizka
>Peter the Great
>Ivan the Terrible
>George Patton
>Douglas MacArthur
>Thomas Jefferson
>James Monroe
>Marco Polo
>Kublai Khan
>Nobunaga
>Charlemagne
>Himmler
>Ned Kelly
>Rob Roy
>Tippu Tip
>Paul Kruger
>Shaka Zulu
>Alexander the Great

>Any representative whatsoever from the Indian Subcontinent
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>>18044818
Notable absences from the notable absences list:
>Julius Caesar
>Hammurabi
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>>18044818
>>18044827
Don't forget the other trimvates like Pompey and Crasus or the 2nd trimvates members like Mark Antony and Augustus
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>>18044834
We'll just have to rally around Constantine, aurelian, and hadrian
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How do I vote. I'm not registering an account for this
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Hang on, why did you include Howard Stern but decline to accept the Trump nomination, that doesn't check out
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>>18044919
Howard Stern was more widely known than Trump prior to the Apprentice TV show, which didn't start until 2004
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I vote for hitler vs henry V final

mods cast my vote im not making an account
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>>18044925
That is not even close to true dung-for-brains. If you don't want to include trump for recency bias get Howard fucking stern the shit off this bracket and give his spot to the next anon ITT to nominate someone. Ridiculous
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>>18044935
Howard has been the king of all media since 1992 though. I'm not the poll organizer, so don't whine to me about it.
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>>18044919
Trump is definitively at his most prominent right now, unlike Stern. If Trump had not gotten involved with politics he might have qualified.
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>Australia is Emperorless
feels bad.. could argue Captain Cook is the closest
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>>18044972
That makes no sense whatsoever. Get stern off there and quit playing around. Trump was world famous twenty years before fat coastal shut-ins ever heard Howard Stern on pay per view radio. Ridiculous.
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Who cares about that fat bastard? We could be having so many interesting choices from the past and other continents instead.
Give people the motivation to bring up names of people who are not talked about as often.
We hear about that man 24/7 even when he is not from your country!
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Do we really want the cheetodust man in this competition?
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There's just no way Howard Stern qualifies under the same ruleset that disqualifies trump. Neither should be on in that case.
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>>18045009
Howard is in on the same grounds as any other nominee who is or was still alive in the past 25 years.
These include
>Michael Jackson
>Ron Paul
>Michael Schumacher
>Franco Freda
>Muammar Gaddafi
>Fidel Castro
>Bill Gates
>General Butt Naked
>Hulk Hogan
>Simo Häyhä
>Ian Smith
>Boris Yeltsin
>Dennis Kucinich

If Stern really does stick out like a sore thumb among them, then an argument can be made.
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>>18045035
If that's your argument in favor of Howard then it also applies to trump exactly the same
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>>18045037
My argument against Trump is also the same argument against Arnold Schwarzenegger. And the position on that not will not change mid tournament, but it will be on the vote at the end of it once again. However, if Stern or any other individual seems as though they should not be there I am willing to hear you out.
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>>18045044
What disqualifies Arnold but allows ron Paul, kucinich, Schumacher?? Makes no sense. Look I get you don't want trump on there as a distraction or whatever so how about you just take Howard off and I'll drop the issue.
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In fact Arnold would be a better replacement for Howard just swap them
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>>18045048
In Arnold's case he was nominated as the governor of California. His acting career may be more prominent arguably. But now that you've opened that can of worms I would rather like to hear if there are any other contestants I should be concerned about before the tournament begins.
As for Ron and Kucinich, their political career began before this millenium and Schumacher is sort of an edge case like Stern I feel. His prime time might have been the early 2000s, but his career began well in the 90s.
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>>18045055
At least Schumacher is the greatest to ever do it at something. Stern sticks out like a sore thumb on here. Arnold's acting career is way bigger than anything that curly haired child molesting parasite has ever even claimed to have done. There's people in the USA that have never even heard of him especially the under-25s. Arnold you can go to Turkmenistan or Mauritania and they'll recognize him. Other than that the bracket looks good.
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>>18045066
Hmm, all right then.
But do keep in mind I will stick to the seeding protocol, so this will mean some matchup changes.
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>>18045071
Thank you for your noble discernment of justice in this matter, may your survey be blessed by a thousand responses
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Frankly the real challenge here seems to be who we'll all agree should replace him. Someone earlier lamented Emperor Norton, who could be a funny pick. Although I'd throw into my hat into the ring and suggest Maximus Mighty-Dog Mueller The Second. AKA: The Canine who became president
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>>18045084
Well anon made a good point about Arnold, I don't think he's quite like Reagan where he's known more about his politics than his acting career. On the other hand Lyndon B. Johnson was inquired about in the last thread. But I wouldn't want to dwell on that too much, so until further notice Arnold shall take up Sterns position for now.
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>>18045066
Stern practically reinvented talk radio through the '80s and '90s and remained fairly influential into the 2010s.
His show incorporated absurdist humor long before it was popularized by the internet. A lot of what he was involved in was well ahead of its time.
Certainly Schwarzenegger is a more influential and popular figure, but that shouldn't bar Stern from entering the tournament.
And I agree that Trump and Schwarzenegger should've been allowed in to begin with, but we're also missing a lot of prominent and /his/pilled figures from Caesar to Emperor Norton.
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>>18045133
Anons can sort out their feelings on the nominees until the tournament officially begins. While Trump has his history beyond his presidency, it is what he's most well known for right now. But things such as this will be on the vote at the end of the tournament.
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>>18044723
Map of the geographic distribution
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I think Pedro I would be a based choice but also the Irish choice would be funny for the rage
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>>18045084
What about that monkey the British taught to operate train switches. Fuck now I wish I had nominated him.
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I'm already predicting that Franco Freda will do well until reaching Anne Frank. Anne will win that pretty easily
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This is the most autistic thread on /his/. I feel very much at home here.
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>>18045400
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>>18044869
Not bad choices
Can we add Majorian for the VGH crowd?
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>>18045466
>No Stilicho

Pleb
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>>18045489
fine then you can have Stilicho but I'll take Aetius
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>>18045504
based
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>>18045514
I don't feel so based right now cause I almost forgot my favorite obscure emperor Valentinian the Great. Few loved Rome more than he did. Literally died of excessive rage as he was berating barbarian chiefs who had not done their job to his satisfaction.
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>>18044158
What are the most interesting matches of this round?
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>>18045775
There are many, I'm interested in seeing how these matches go
Aurelian vs Chiang Kai-Shek
King Richard Lionheart vs Constantine
Genghis Khan vs Cyrus the Great
Hulk Hogan vs Timur
Grim Reaper vs Evola
Kucinic vs Mussolini
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10 minutes til kickoff, how do I vote
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Might take a couple minutes before the form is up.
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>>18045949
Very carefully.
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>>18045962
I'm not even doing my research, I'm voting blindly (I'm American)
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>>18044818
Can't believe I forgot to nominate Louis XVII
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Charlie are you okay?
Would you tell us, that you're okay?
There's a sign in lineage
Then it struck you, a chromosome, Charlie
It came in to your bloodline
Left a strain, on your nutsack
Then you ran into the chambers
With no Annie
It was Spain's doom
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First thing I'm going to do is vote against the 'queens'
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>>18045165
America strong!
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>>18045980
...and the anglos
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>>18044159
https://forms.gle/e2iEEZyCQnjWYTLq8
https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-2-of-emperor-of-his-to-begin-brdq
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Yell and scream at me if there are any errors, so I may fix them quickly
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>>18046006
Are you an Ancient North Eurasiangroid or a negroid? Or is that supposed to be the joke?
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>>18044818
>Alexander the Great
Didn't he win the first year?
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>>18046006
Thanks what a fun eclectic mix. One correction is Bladud hails from 863 BC, he's the father of King Lear, that's his historical significance.
Some tough matchups here, Henry Every gets a brutal draw against Teddy. Richard the Lionheart vs Constantine and Thutmose III vs Tojo are good ones. Hulk Hogan vs Timur is by far the funniest. Hope Ian Smith goes far.
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>Victoria vs Elizabeth
>Pot vs Castro
Some thematic matches in round 1 already
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>>18045823
>Genghis Khan vs Cyrus the Great
This one I kept going back and forth on
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>>18046100
I will include that adjustment for the next form.
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Current political figures shouldn't be in because allowing them is practically asking for /pol/ memes to shit up the vote.
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Okay, but what's the easiest, most braindead matchup? One that makes you ask "who the hell would vote for the other guy here?"
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>>18046124
At least we managed to avoid Tr*mp and a certain martyr figure
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>>18046154
None of them
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>>18046155
>a certain martyr figure
Hulk Hogan made it in though
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>>18046154
sorel vs baldwin
>political philosopher known by like 12 schizos and who is a couple degrees from fascist ideology vs king of the crusader state.
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>>18046154
Dennis is getting strung upside down, sadly
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>>18046120
If he even makes it to the next round. Who knows how many (and may God forgive me for uttering this name) alb*nians lurk amongst us. Long live Bladud the swineherd
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>>18046003
vote livesey!
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>>18046464
I cannot believe you fucking snuck Livesey in here
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>>18046464
Evel knievel is going to piss on him
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>>18046492
at least he's an actual real historic person, there was a bunch but he specifically feels like the one Livesey who did the most
>>18046518
may the best man win
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What are some people in the breacket who probably did not exist?
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Vote for Teddy Roosvelt
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>>18046154
Ungern vs Yetsin
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They put my nigga Cao Cao against Hitler... it's over. Shufags did this.
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>>18046003
>sign in to continue
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some of these are actually pretty hard choices
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Support Anthony Wayne. He was one of Washington’s competent generals.
>American intelligence failures and British maneuvers spelled defeat for the Americans at the Battle of Brandywine on September 11, 1777, but staunch defensive fighting by Wayne’s division against a Hessian force twice its size for two hours kept the defeat from being even worse.
>Wayne meticulously planned the assault on Stony Point. Wayne assembled a small, elite cadre of soldiers from Connecticut, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Virginia and North Carolina for a daring and highly secretive mission. On the night of July 15, 1779 Wayne and his men gathered at the foot of Stony Point. While they met heavy resistance, the element of surprise and the precision of planning and execution gave an edge to the American attackers. Wayne was briefly stunned by a musket ball to the head during the battle, but he was able to provide the Americans with a much-needed tactical victory, capturing the fort and 543 British prisoners. Sixty-three British were killed. The Americans lost fifteen, while eighty-three were wounded.
>After the American victory at Yorktown, Wayne and his men moved to Georgia, where Wayne’s men defeated the Creek Nation allied to the British in June of 1782, secured Savannah after the British evacuation that same summer, and were the first Americans to enter Charleston, South Carolina, following the British evacuation in December.
>Wayne’s most impactful action was after the Revolutionary War when he was given command of the Legion of the United States to quell the Indians in the Northwest territory. On August 20, 1794, Wayne’s well-drilled Legion defeated a combined force of Native Americans and Canadians in the Battle of Fallen Timbers. In the Treaty of Greenville the Native Americans who signed surrendered of all claims to Ohio. The victory helped convince the British to abandon their forts in the area as well.
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there are several of these that are just meme choices vs. legitimately good picks.
not that butt naked doesn't have his merits, but of course the website known for being filled with shitposters is going to choose him over an influential ancient-era general
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>>18046809
Thank you sir
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>>18046154
jesus vs. pahlavi
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>>18046746
True. Who would vote against a Baltic German who tried to revive the Mongolian Empire
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>>18044158
>https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-1-of-emperor-of-his-2025-to-begin-kfdg

Dead link
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>>18046847
that's because the timer has ended
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>>18046847
You want the Google form
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>>18044818
Nappy and Alexander (and arguably Charlemagne as well) seem like too obvious of candidates since they're some of the greatest conquerors in history, plus part of the appeal of these things is the chance for a lesser known, personally favorited historical figure to get high up on the leaderboard. Hitler is just in because there's always going to be at least one person who votes Hitler.

>>18045165
I do find it interesting how (presumably) over-represented Americans are, I expected many more Europeans and Near-Eastern figures relative to New World ones, even if Americans still make up the majority of users on this website. Though I do know that American history itself is pretty popular to study among the rest of the world so there's probably some Korean nigga out there who's happy his favorite 1800s American president is on the poll.
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>>18046996
Nappy and Alexander happen to be former emperors.
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>>18046960

Submitted
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When do we get the results and when does the next round start? Will there be a breather period in between or just straight into the new round as soon as the clock strikes whatever? What's the turnout look like so far, in the triple digits at least?
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>>18047091
The next round starts as the current one ends
https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-2-of-emperor-of-his-to-begin-brdq
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Lmao did one of you seriously nominate Baldry purely to keep the "Eggman must compete in every 4chan tournament" meme going
>captcha: wwwwh
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>>18047511
Are you going to post the full vote tallies or just the winners? I'd like to see which matchups were nailbiters and which were landslides
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>>18047540
The form will be publicly visible after the round with all of the tallies.
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>>18044158
Empress of /his/ when?
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>>18047547
Not quite sure if there'd be enough to justify splintering this one tournament as it is. Besides, this isn't a tournament for a diarchy.
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The next round should start on time.
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Few minutes 'till the culling. Over 64 of these icons will be dragged outside and shot.
Any parting words for them if they can't make it, /his/?
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>>18048640
I hope Cicero makes it but Joan made elite 8 last year so I wouldn't be shocked if he loses
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>>18044470

Hail Hadrian! May his bones forever remain intact. <----- (that's an inside joke only """certain""" people will get)
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>>18048640
"I've lost count of how many bones I've broken in my life"
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>>18048640
FUUUUCK I NEED HER SO BAD
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>>18044158
Literally any GerMAN ever in history. They conquered the rom"men" more times than can be counted and never gave up their land or language. on the contrary, they took the empire for themselves and became Holy in the process.

Name all the Meds & MENAs you want, but they all got BTFO by the White MAN ;) Even their own gods and goddesses are always and only "fair-haired, ivory-armed, and clear-eyed". To be Divine is to be bright, white, light and luminous. Everything a Med Bug can never be.


/thread
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What is this schizo talking about?
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And the first round is over
There were a few last minute votes, so it will take me a couple minutes to set up the next poll
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>>18048680
results link for anybody who isn't autistic and knows how Google Forms work: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeunq1KFOqarYBvuyyHEEiJrmlmg3xT3oZP7cncSTSzQuo6cQ/viewanalytics
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As per precedent, in case of a tie both contestants shall advance to the next round.
How ties are handled in future tournaments will be put up to a vote at the end of the tournament.
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>>18044158
Bierut
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>>18044158
Jesus Christ
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>>18044159
https://forms.gle/ZQvB8UVLySehSLAS9
https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-3-of-emperor-of-his-to-begin-r4zc
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>my bois didn't make it past the first round
Why do funny meme answers always win over quality ;_;
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>>18048681
EVEL KNIEVEL RIDES AGAIN
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>>18048704
You think it's bad here? You should see the voting habits of /v/'s tournaments.
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>Chiang Kai Shek wins over Aurelian
>Boris Yeltsin over Sternberg
>Hulk Hogan over Timur
Absolutely disgusting.
>Truman destroys Belisarius
>Aurelian
My biggest disappointments.
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>>18048681
>Wright brothers out
>Santos-Dumont in
Now we know who's the real inventor of the plane
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>>18048681
Damn the Romans to some Big Ls, including some I expected to make it far.
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We did it Weibros!
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This round felt a lot more balanced. The only one that seemed indisputably one-sided was Joan vs. Marcello
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>>18048713
It's already bad enough here, how could /v/ possibly be any worse?
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>>18048732
I hope at least one of the remaining ones reach E8. Barring them I also hope Vlad and Joan reach it.
>>18048794
it isn't. Imagine an insane variety of picks, ramped up autism and ten times the activity of this thread. Some get extremely butthurt about the autism part.
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To liven up the discussion in the thread, describe what one of your picks likes to do on their pastime.
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>>18048700
Wouldn't it be funny?
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>>18048710
FUCK YEAH!
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>>18048722
Darwin over Henry VIII is a shame
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Wow Bladud and Bobby Moore chads rise up, I'm impressed, let's go!!
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My boy General Butt Naked has got this
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Captain Cook vs the Venus of Willendorf was extremely difficult to call
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>>18048687
too late to nominate bro
wait til next year
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>>18048700
>Dom Pedro I, Portugal
>Portugal
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Is it sacrilegious to even nominate Jesus in this kind of tourney?
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>>18049239
Grow cabbages
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>>18049239
Rides bikes, plays with rockets, you know, boy stuff
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The challonge bracket has the incorrect winners from the Hitler and Cook matches. I am shocked Cao Cao beat the world's most famous vegetarian
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>>18050219
Thanks for the heads up.
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>>18048696
Do not vote for this smelly hippy if you have any dignity.
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>>18049239
Hanging out with his wife and watching chariot races
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AYYYEEEE, MY BOY JOHN IS WHICKET SMAHT
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>>18049239
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>>18050414
>Demon!
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>>18050496
I suppose 90% of the contestants do spend their time being dead these days
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about an hour to go
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>>18050069
Jesus is a cool guy, I don't think he would mind
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>>18051155
My boy John's got this, he's fuckin' whicket smaht!!
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>Teddy Roosevelt vs Long John Baldry
Who else is hype for the #EggMatch?
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>>18044159
https://forms.gle/uUFfSBSY3X6R3YCX9
https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-4-of-emperor-of-his-to-begin-cgij
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VGH, brutal, Ian Smith and Xenophon both went down. Very anti-masculine voters on this board
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>>18051386
Why are Southerners ALWAYS the bad guys with not a single exception?
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>>18051342
Looks like the end of the line for Mr. of Arabia
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>>18051342
MONDAY, MONDAY, MONDAY

THE DAREDEVIL HIMSELF, EVEL KNIEVEL, WILL TRY HIS MOST DARING STUNT YET

AS HE BLASTS OFF IN THE PATENT PENDING SKYCYCLE X-2, INTO THE LITERAL HEAVENS

IT LOOKS LIKE OUR HERO WILL MEET JESUS FACE-TO-FACE...BUT WILL IT BE ON EQUAL TERMS? FIND OUT IN THE CONCLUSION TO THIS NAIL BITING ROUND
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>>18051420
*zhoom*
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MR. PRESIDENT UNLOCK YOUR FUCKING WHEELS HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU
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"Now Mr. Justinian... I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way, the choice is yours..."
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