What's this body type? I think I'm in love.
????muscular?
Wrestler/Action Star
Muscle daddy
>>2610160steroid
Hollywood Illuminati Humiliation RitualSMFDH
>>2610179At this point I think it's fair to say he has an exhibitionist fetish
>>2610160I want muscle daddy to discipline me
>>2610160
>>2610160muscle mary
Not nearly as impressive as hinted at
>>2610205Don't careI want daddy John to matting press me
>>2610160What are you talking about?All i see is Jimmy Kimmel, he’s kinda meh lol
>>2610160why does his body look so fucked up compared to here >>2610190this isn't hot, it's grotesque
>>2610160We've come so far in our selective outrage
>>2610247Uh maybe from the harsh lighting directly above/in front of him vs. the softer background lighting in the gifAlso he was nearly 10 years younger in that gif
>>2610256He's also destroyed from the roids.
>>2610257I think he looks great for a man in his 40s and would still lick every square inch of his perfect smooth body
>>2610248This was a sabotage by the illuminatiJustin was in on itJanet was about to leave Sony Music with her Masters intact unlike MichealsJust like what happened to Mariah Carey in the 2000's when she went directly to the Main Japanese mob bosses in Sony to basically terminate her contract.look it up...for realIts not a coincidence that both of them were transferring to Virgin Records at that timethe Sony illuminati were not happy their legacy artists were all leaving
>>2610160roided middle aged white guy
>>2610258>great for a man in his 40sWhy are you acting like that's some decrepit old age lmao
>>2610190that cock looks weird
>>2610258yeah, but gays don't have any standards. i mean there's a thread about "diaper bois" going on right now
>>2610267That has nothing to do with beauty standards though, its a kink like many others
>>2610263Because it is. We don't make the rules.
>>2610258Dude he's got bloated roid gut and the rest of his skin is wrinkled like a ballsack
>>2610265He's very likely circumcised
>>2610263It's not, but even a guy who takes good care of himself will start showing signs of aging around that age, just being realistic >>2610289Wrinkles? You talking about his veins and lats? Those are normal for a muscular guy, same with his gut, it's not 'bloated' look at the side view >>2610205 he's got a flat stomach and a wider built torso because he's trained for core strength not aesthetics like a bodybuilder. Real strongmen have a build similar to his
>>2610205This place is so full of faggot size queens lmao. His dick is alright
>>2610331Not just this board, I'm afraid. But it must be a zoomer
>>2610263When you reach 40 you'll understand lol. I'm healthy still for 41 but fuck sometimes it feels like the wheels are about to fall off lol
>>2610160it's a secret
>>2610205>>2610192>>2610393My new fetish is men with nice legs wearing Birkenstock.
>>2610224based
>>2610361Wait till you hit 60 and you see those wheels in the rear view mirror. Just kidding, it can be hit and miss but it's still all good.
>>2610331/hm/ can't be satisfied by anything smaller than an elephant trunk
>>2610393Disappointed he didn't wear the kind where the support is just a metal wire that goes in your ass
>>2610393Those cheeks must be spread and that hole must be eaten
>>2610450what's the point of this? it doesn't hide anything and you have metal in your ass
>>2610460That's exactly the point, it's lingerie for men dumbass
>>2610462lingerie is sexy. this isn't. also lingerie is for women, men take their cock instead of being coy
>>2610263cause it is
>>2610289why do roids produce that kind of gut?
>>2610160China's bitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z88zeQ25pjQ
>>2610468He doesn't have a roid gut retard
>>2610263White guys age like milk.
>>26104681st generation roids were basically human growth hormone, which aside from stimulating muscle growth also stimulated gut growth, the intestines literally grew bigger
I'm in my late 30s and I want zoomers to fall in love with me. I'm sad, I know.
>>2610613If that’s you, you’ll find one. I myself love young daddies. Be in shape and confident in yourself.
>>2610613Better have money.
>>2610263I live in l.a. and most gays especially white men look like shit by 35. Everyone is already grey too.
This roid monkey is so fucking ugly.
>>2610245god tier jokepls fingerfuck me
>>2610627I do but I don't wanna buy love.
>>2610190I mean. With a body like that, it's not so much a fetish as it is an obligation or maybe a public service.
>>2610468It's multiple complicated reasons. Basically the roids cause visceral fat deposits and enlargement of the actual intestines themselves. It's like morbid obesity in some ways, except that the morbidly obese have a lot of other kinds of fat too. Most roids are worse for your longterm health than meth or heroin - two drugs infamous for being deadly.
>>2610646Why doesn't anyone want to fall in love with you?
>>2610651I get a bit too rough with smaller guys so most tend to call it quits after the first night.
>>2610677Maybe you're just boring or you're meeting guys the wrong wayYou kinda admitted to being a slut; maybe don't do that and you'll find a genuine guy who wants to hang out and either of your places and watched Netflix for a hit instead of your first interaction being flirtatious with the intent of sex
>>2610583post gut
>>2610613stop being fat get a tanand do something about your incipient baldness
>>2610613Don't listen to these vapid losers, anon. You literally look perfect<3. Guys In their 30's are literally still so young, you're only a quarter through you're life. Aging and grey's are normal and hot. You don't need a """perfect""" body.From a young pretty boy: GO GET THEM, TIGER!
>>2610613I would smash but I'm 28 so too old for you
>>2610688>you're only a quarter through you're life.men die at 70
>>2610613>>2610624>>2610627This dude has been reposting this image for years now, he's probably well over 40 by now, so he's catfishing/delusional he thinks he still looks as good as he did years and years ago. Also he never posts his face or body from the front so he's probably ugly as hell and hiding an obese midsection>>2610688>30>only a quarter through lifeYou really think people are living to 120 regularly? You're in for a rough realization when you realize how short your life really is, you fucking idiot
>>2610192I'd tap that.
>>2610696Only if they smoke and drink alcohol and don't exercise and only eat sugar and don't sleep.
>>2610677You should try giving yourself some fissures and a torn sphincter and see how you like it.Sounds like you're an abusive asshole rapist. Go die alone. Quietly.Preferably after you figure out how to use gym equipment and put down a fork.
>>2610613>I'm in my late 30s and I want zoomers to fall in love with me.I'm too old for you anon, 27. I'm sorry. If it makes you feel better I would 10/10 give you sloppy toppy
>>2610190>"dogs!"
>>2610450where do i find this pls
>>2610160Humiliation ritual
>>2611075Still don't see it. He has great body and wasn't made to dress like a woman. Wasn't even really naked and a Speedo would have done the same job and everyone would find it hot.
>>2611075>showing your 10/10 body>not even being actually nude>humillationRetard
>>2610192I thought it was pretty funny. Kimmel said they had to press hard to overcome the naysayers for the joke. Ofc he would have to wear a glued modesty pouch front and back. If he is an exhibitionist then props for getting almost nude like that. Hiding in plain sight
>>2610160>What's this body type?Made for gay sex
>>2610744If you are in your late 30s you have between 60 to 70 years left if you live a long healthy life. And I hope we all do.
>>2611075go back to twitter
>>2611648Divide 70 by 35 and tell me if it's a quarter. Go ahead, I'll wait.
>>2610160>>2610192He looks great but the ass isn't asking like it used too
>>2610649This. As far as I'm concerned, men built like him should be naked at all times.
>>2611075Yeah he must've felt so deeply humiliated having millions of people around the world salivating and lusting over his perfectly chiseled body. He'll never recover.
>>2612106God no, nobody wants to see their zero fat asses
>>2610160Built for Brittany Venti
>>2613996>Brittany Ventiliteral who
>>2610450It's a thong. Not to shove up your hole lol
>>2614008Brittany Venti is the mutt queen of /pol/ with sagging booba who likes masculine whiteGODs and wants to get bleached. You should be ashamed for not knowing about her, she is an important part of /pol/'s history with female politcommentators.
>>2611704I don’t know what a quarter, never did. Even when people would say it’s a quarter past whatever for the time I would have no clue what they’re talking about until this day I have no clue so when people say a quarter of life or a quarter of a measurement I don’t know what that means
>>2610265that's not his cock? His cock is flaccid and covered with a sock, that's just a curved dildo he's holding with his thighs with the towel covering it. It's why it's so low, when his real cock starts at the yellow hem
>>2610160His legs are shortwould still worship
>>2617852? he's 6ft1 taller than 90% of guys
