In the shower
In the sink at the gym locker room once

Do you jerk off while you scroll /hm/?

>>2628017
Constantly... wife gets mad that im in the washroom for so long.

>>2628155
Do you fuck lads behind her back?
Please do tell

>>2628017
I don't. I'm too desensitized on pictures. I need videos to get me started.

>>2628155
No I don't fuck behind her back. Told her a few years ago that I was bi after she found my porn stash. She's been in denial about it ever since, even though in the moment she said she was fine with it.

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>Usually in a morning when I have morning wood
>In my bed as I keep my lube in my bedside drawer
>Usually once a day, sometimes twice

>>2628006
Any sauce on this? I need him as my neighbor!

>>2628005
When? Anytime.
Where? Anywhere.
How often? Well, adding all my sessions together, recently I've been closing in on 7 hours a day, and increasing. By the end of the summer, I expect to be flirting with 10.

I used to think I have a problem, but now I understand how wrong-headed that concept was.

B8 über alles, fellas.

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>>2628005
Bed or office. Whenever I get horny or see something that makes my dick hard, which is like 2-4 times /day.

>>2628005
Sauce?

>>2628005
gooning all day every day barely could type this message

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Not as young as most of you and your sex drive diminishes after 40 or so :(

I can barely do it twice a week now :( :(

>>2630547
Nonsense.

I'm 72, and I bate upwards of 8 hours a day, every day, usually resulting in 3 or 4 orgasms.

Our sex drive diminishes only if we let it.

Or maybe not ... I've been like this my whole life. Maybe I'm just wired this way.

By the way, I've defeated the refractory period, too, which has really opened up new vistas.

You bate with your brain; your dick only follows orders. At least, that seems to be how it works for me.

Porn is a distraction; I don't bate to it at all. It's all about being my dick, and knowing how deep in my brain this goes. Just typing this, I'm hitting those parts of my brain, and I have a raging hard-on.

And it's good for you. My doctor says I have the constitution of a man half my age.

I certainly bate like one.

Sorry guys, gotta go ... duty calls.

>>2630825
Wtf...Take care gramps...

>>2630825
Yeah yeah okay grandpa let's get you to bed now.

>>2628192
It's so strange to me when people care. I'm very bisexuality and my gf actually thinks it's hot when I tell her my gay hook up stories. I want to ask her about her thoughts on gay hook ups on the side but ik she wouldn't like that convo.

I can cum 6-7 times on a good day but mostly jack off 1-3 times. Host nudie parties a few times a year. We spend the day and night naked. Lots of jacking off to porn. Usually from 12-20 dudes. Some give head but mostly jacking it

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>>2630825

Timestamped videos of you cumming or it didn't happen

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>>2628005
Anywhere I want to (for real), 2 to 5 times every day :D

>>2630880
>Anywhere I want to (for real)
Such as?

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Usually late at night after wife is asleep, few times a week

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In my room, barely everyday, or whenever I am able to. I get almost there then go to wr to cum.


I watch porn (sometimes straight, sometimes gay, mostly amateur).

Rarely I get on cam to find a jo bud

5 times a day on a quiet day. when im hungover easily 10. before and after work in my room. I’m 27 now i thought it would simmer down but if hasn’t unfortunately. I’m horny 24/7, and would fuck like more than half of the people at my job, men and women. can’t wait till this calms down as i get older. im tired and distracted of being so fucking horny all the fucking time

>>2630880
That's hot anon, so many times though
>>2630898
Does she not let you hit the pussy?

Locked up by my boyfriend, so I don't get to jack off at all, but I get to cum once about every week or 2. At this point, I don't ever ask to cum I just do what I'm told and cum whenever my boyfriend tells me to. He jacks off occasionally but he mostly cums inside me

>>2630941
>5 times a day on a quiet day. when im hungover easily 10.
Hot if true. I'm the same way, but not quite that crazy. I can cum multiple times without going soft (have video proof) but 10 times is kinda pushing it. I'd have sex with you based on that fact alone though, purely because I know it'd be amazing.

>>2630941
Do you find being hyper-sexual also leads to developing every kink in existence?

>>2628005
who is that hunk?

In bed most nights before I go to sleep, sometimes in the morning. I don't always cum tho since holding off for a few days makes it so much better.

>>2631144
https://thisvid.com/playlist/47269/video/sexy-stud-blows-a-fat-load/

here's a video from a simple Google image search. get brain cells

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At least twice a day

>>2628005
Masturbation is how I live.

Everything else is NBAs (non-bate activities).

Like, this posting is an NBA, for example.

Think I'll go live now.

>>2631855
Flawless. Sauce?

>>2633872

SmackFlipRub

>>2633881
Thanks, anon.

>>2630872
I host similar parties with a few friends of mine. I can muster up 3 a night (I'm late 40s) but these 18-20 years old tops we host hit double digits some night, I swear. Well hydrated, apparently.

>>2630980
Do you cum when he fucks you? We don't cage me but he's big into denial cause he only wants me to cum when he fucks it out of me. Saving it up seems to lead to bigger Os.

>>2628005
2-3 times a day on work days.
5-6 times when I have a day off.
A little less when I get laid regularly, but still like 1-2 times a day.

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>>2628005
I used to masturbate twice or three times a week since puberty. Normally I have a wank in my room after school. Always a quick fast wank full dressed to not get caught.

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i pop off once a day. if i don't for a few days, the amount that oozes out when i do is more than double this.

>>2630898
what a handsome body

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Any other bed/pillow humpers here? Not sure how common it is but I need that friction and full-body action

>>2630941
Wow, I'm the same age as you and that would be INSANE for me. I've never done it more than 3 times in one day, but even that only happened a few times when I was a teenager. In my early 20s it was usually once every 3-4 days. Sometimes two days in a row if I went an entire week without it. Now it's becoming even less frequent, probably because I've been living with untreated chronic depression since I was in high school.

>>2630825
... Bill?

>>2630825
72 huh. you're one of the youngsters around here. rememebr the good old days, hot chatting by morse code over the newly invented telegraph...

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>>2628005
at my pc, once a day, usually whenever desu

>>2634192
Yeah i grew up in house with no privacy, secret bed humper while wearing pants.

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On long drives.
No pants.

I have to be careful when I jerk off or it can ruin a day. I get a huge physical and mental energy drop whenever I cum, which can disrupt things if I'm planning to socialize or do something very involved at work.

It causes the opposite problem at night however, and will keep me up for 3+ hours afterwards, making the next day shitty.

I've found that the best time to jerk off is right after I get home from work, which is at like 1PM, which makes me take a nice nap, and wake up after the heat of the day has passed. I miss being able to jerk off whenever I wanted to, and have no consequences, but that seems to be changing as I get older.

>>2630873
Only /hm/ would post shit unironically that /b/ once posted for shock value. Why is this board so fucking disgusting?

Work parking lot.
On lunch break.

>>2634192
I shared a room with my little bro briefly and he used to do this when he thought I was asleep. Was oddly cute.

>>2628005
My penis has absolute dominion over me.

I wish for all of you that you one day are able to achieve this happy state.

I am literally living the dream.

>>2628406
That’s really hot, I need to know how many times a day you blow your load

I'm on my third one of the day right now :^)

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>>2634908
We accept gerontophiles here chud

>>2630547
Source on this sexy stud?

Real talk: when I was a teenager I used to jerk off 6-10 times a day. I never talked about it with anyone, but I did over hear my Mom telling one of her sisters over the phone once that my (now deceased) dad had an extremely high sex drive, to the point where she actually found it frustrating, since all he wanted to do was fuck. I always figured I inherited it from him. I personally never knew the guy (he and my mom separated just after I was born and he died before I was a teenager).

When I'd get REALLY horny, like something would get my motor running big time, I'd basically jerk off once an hour, every hour, until I went to bed. I always figured that must have meant I masturbated 15-18 times on days like that?

Maybe it's porn burnout or the fact I'm over 35 but that's come down to 2-3 times a day most days. Probably what most people consider "normal" but it feels really low to me and kind of makes me sad.

I've even heard that some people only masturbate a couple times a week and I can't even fathom a world like that.

>>2640986
Any chance you can get your sex drive back up to that point? As it makes you sad?
Are your loads at least bigger and more satisfying to make up for the drop in sex drive?

>>2640988
It's usually about the same. The first load of the day will be the biggest and everything after that will be medium to small.

I'm sad because it makes me worry something's wrong with me, like this is my erectile dysfunction or something, even though I'm still probably masturbating more than some people. I'm sure the worry doesn't help getting into the mood. Though there are still days where I'm getting hard at the drop of a hat and jerking it 5+ times. (Like a few days ago I learned I could feed Pornhub URLs into youtube-dlp and had a field day revisiting and downloading my entire favorites list.)

For my loads to get really big I need to abstain from masturbating for more than a day or two. Usually if I do that I start to get cranky, though. But obviously it feels a bit better when I do that.

>>2640990
I doubt there's anything wrong with you, doesn't sex drive naturally drop a little as you get older?
If it is porn burnout, maybe you need to focus on having sex for a few weeks to see if your drive goes back up
Have you asked your doctor if you have ED?

>>2640991
Yeah, I figure it's just getting older. Without going into too many personal details I'm also not in a good place in my life right now either. I know I have other symptoms of depression.

I haven't talked to my doctor about it, no.

>>2640993
Damn, I'm sorry dude. Having depression sucks a lot, it fucks with my sex drive when I'm on antidepressants. I hope things get better for you, it would be awesome if you were back to jerking off 10 times a day

>>2640994
Haha, well, I dunno. It's a double edged sword kind of thing. I've heard of pornstars getting "cum drunk" where they orgasm so much so close together that they kind of get loopy from it.

I definitely felt like I got close to that some days. On the really intense days I'd be on what had to be my 13th or 14th round and I'd start to feel like if I kept it up I might lose my mind. When you really get on a roll like that, it can start to feel like each orgasm starts getting more intense than the last, which just stokes the fires even more. Like I was an animal in heat, losing control of myself in the craving for more. But at some point it also starts to feel like it could be too much.

>>2640999
That's really fucking hot. Even at my peak, I'd only jerk off like 3 times a day. I can't even imagine getting high from cumming so much
Sounds amazing to me, I'd love to try it sometime but I just don't have that kind of sex drive
Why do you think it's too much? Like you might become an addict or something?

my room, currently 20 years old

I think I cummed five times two days ago...

last day three

today none (its 7pm now, maybe later idk im kinda tired)

when there's school, its like once or twice a day, always in my room but I also do it by the river in the backyard if I go out and feel like it

>>2641008
I guess the easiest way to put it is just a feeling of over-stimulation. It fries your brain in a way that's actually not fun at all. Like getting tickled too much. It's overwhelming in a bad way.

>>2628005
for me it tends to be between 1-2 times a day. usually in my room cuz i can sprawl out

>>2628005
i jake my penis

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3 times a day unless I use a slut on grindr

>>2628005
Source?

>>2628005
I result in the ACE spectrum so I don't

>>2641436
Why are you posting here? Or even on a porn board?
I can't be the only person irritated by asexuals. You walk into explicitly sexual places and if you don't get angry, you say "oh, actually, no sex for me, I'm ace :)"
Why the fuck are you here, does your fucking ego need stroking more? You aren't special. You aren't cool. You're just a guy with no sex drive

>>2641651
Bipolarism and hipocrisy

>>2631128
not really. I definitely developed some fetishes because of it, but some things I still find and always will find totally disgusting, scat for example. However it has led to me gaining certain fetishes in a roundabout way ig. Like i developed a foot fetish, but its not about the feet itself, im not attracted to the body part really. its more about the submission and domination of one guy making the other submit to licking his feet. this came straight from watching porn of that type

>>2642916
>Put your face under my hairless balls?
god no

>>2630898
nice

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>>2631855
dam I want yr cum

>>2643018
Same lmao

>>2641651

I mean yeah...if somebody's ACE, good for them. Life must be a lot easier. But I don't understand how they even got added to the "LGBTQ+++++ spectrum, since I'm not aware of anybody ever being bullied or discriminated against for being Asexual.

And yeah, why visit porn boards?

>>2641651
>>2641918
Just to help clarify. Being asexual doesn't necessarily mean zero sexual interest, zero fantasy, zero masturbation. It only means that I (not anon above) don't want to have real physical sex with another person. I can still appreciate that someone is "sexy" (in all the different ways this board represents) but I don't have the urge to seek out physical sex. I have gone through phases of intensely sexual gay behaviour (glory holes, being fucked) but at a certain point realised this was "too much effort". I've never had traction with intimate relationships because I've just not been interested in the physical side of things (the emotional side is another matter). This is simply my own experience. If you are after a more in depth analysis look up AVEN's website asexuality dot org

>>2628005
If I'm at home I don't have much privacy until the wife and kid go to bed. Then I'll stroke my cock through my boxers on the couch for an hour or so while looking at porn on my phone before cumming into a tissue or something. This happens a couple times a week.

But if I'm away on a business trip it's fucking game on. Fully naked, a selection of ball stretchers depending on how I'm feeling that day, and a high-end webcam for jacking fully exposed on zoom with other guys. I have a long HDMI cable so I can put the zoom window on the hotel TV. I grab a towel from the bathroom, a big one because I know I'm gonna cum a ton after this one. And then I go nuts for a few hours, watching porn and switching between zoom rooms always looking for the room where guys are verbal and encouraging, preferably everyone showing their face like me. I raise my hand so everyone knows I'm ready to cum, hopefully the host pins my cam, and
then I spray a massive load all over myself. To me this is 10x better than sex.

As a teenager, 2-3 times a day, sometimes more. Before school if I had time, right after school, and before bed. most I ever hit in one day was 14 and my dick was raw for a week.

My first few years in the Marines I didnt have much privacy or free time, so when I did get a chance, I blew absolutely colossal loads. Im talking shoot ropes across the room. Well past my head if I was laying down.

When I had a girlfriend and I was getting laid every weekend, it dropped down to 2-3 times a week. I didnt feel nearly as much need and it was fun to save it for her. same deal when I got married.

I still beat off once a day, but when I finally got on antidepressants it seemed to kill the power of my cumshots. I definitely dont cum as hard on the antidepressants, or maybe because Im in my mid 20s, but the trade off is worth it. My dick still works and I can still cum during sex so w/e.

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Twice a day for me typically. A good edge before bed when i can

>>2643155
I feel seen. Thank you. Def get horny and get off, just my need for others is pretty low. I think I'm more demi perhaps.

>>2643254
Same. Lexapro fucking sucked. Completely made it impossible to orgasm. Try wellbutrin/bupropion. It had the opposite effect for me.

>>2643380

I already am, my psych put me on a mild dose of Wellbutrin in addition to the main medication (Trintellix). Apparently its not uncommon to supplement in Wellbutrin since it can sometimes alleviate or reverse the effects that SSRIs have on libido. It definitely helped, but it sucked because my ex wife had a higher sex drive than me, which I didnt even think was possible until I was on an antidepressant.... it sounds great in theory, but it fucking sucks to be the guy and not feel like putting out

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i fap in the am. i fap on my morning break. i fap at lunch, sometimes twice. then i bust on my afternoon break. then a few times when i get home before bed. sometimes i'll wake up at 3 am with a stiffie and pop one off real quick before going back to sleep. i've been saving it all for the last few months, it'll be a nice addition to the homemade bbq sauce I'll be making for the annual PTA bbq.

I don't typically give advice but I would push back against your Dr. and insist you get off the SSRI's ESPECIALLY if you're taking them for MDD the serotonin hypothesis has been thoroughly debunked. I only say this from personal experience, though I also realize personal experience is wholly unique.

>>2645152
Really? It does seem to help me>>2643380
>>2643380

It's been bad lately. I goon almost everyday now and don't even watch porn, just stare at my cock until I'm hypnotized. Usually laying in my bed just gooning at my cock.

Morning wood means my cock needs attention, so I always pleasure it then. I get so horny at work and want to fuck everyone so by the time I get home I just lay in bed and bate until I'm covered in cum and absolutely starving and dehydrated. I'll have just enough energy to eat and shower before bed, just to have the cycle repeat tomorrow.

It started when I decided I needed to stop hooking up so often, I was cruising pretty much all the time and sleeping around way too much. Now I just lay around and goon all the time, I don't even have a desire to date or hookup anymore. I fucked a beautiful blonde twink a few weeks ago to try and break out of it. I fucked the absolute shit out of him and it made me feel like a god when I left him in a pool of my cum. This backfired and just made me more hypnotized by my cock; it felt, bigger, harder, and stronger for a full week afterward which made me want to pleasure it more.

I work with a guy who's also a fellow bator and whenever he's around me I get so hard it feels like my cock is actually vibrating. This wouldn't be a problem but I work in a very public place and don't wear underwear. The precum from this leaks through my pants making it look like I piss myself. When he hovers around my desk I go into a goon trance until I get home and start touching my cock. We don't ever talk about sex at work, but he also never wears underwear and is clearly always showing off his bulge right in front of me. He stands over me while I'm sitting at my desk and has his huge cock right in my face. We chat on sniffies and pretend like we don't know each other, even though it's very obvious when we send dick pics to one another.

I know I have a problem at this point. I'm completely controlled by my cock and giving it pleasure. I need help.

do yall not get crazy post nut clarity? i've been getting really strong clarity after jacking off and then i immediately want to stop looking at anything sex related or my body, don't feel disgusted but the "why did i do that" does hit me like a train. is that normal o am i just depressed/miserable

>>2646162
I was like that when I was a teenager. I think it's a matter of maturity, as you getting older you CHOOSE to have less fears about some things and realising how awesome and normal some things are and nothing to be ashamed and it becomes automatically different also in your natural reactions of your body etc. Society's stereotypes don't help..but trust me, it's all in your mind.

>>2646118
I can help you, meet me!

>>2648018
Source?

I like to use a percussion massager. I probably don't jack off using my fist 10 times in a year anymore. With the massager I can go as many as 15 times in a day. I don't need lube and I don't wind up stroking the skin raw. I don't edge. I do the total opposite. Orgasm just as quick as I can so I can have another one. Sometimes I'll climax twice in 5 or 10 minutes, usually the first two. Then the gap grows after that. I never started going jack off crazy until I was about 35. Up to that point it was once or twice a day. I've slowed down a little in the last coupe of years, but mostly because I've been busier than I've ever been. I still go as many as 10 in a day though but average probably more like 5. I'm at 5 already. I'll probably go one or two more before I go to sleep.

>>2646162
this mostly only happens when you are young and fear about consequences, like someone finding out you do this or walking in on you while doing it
the older you get, you realize this is normal male behavior and that men absolutely need to release otherwise it will build up frustration

>>2649511
That sounds hot as fuck anon. If I can ask, which type/brand of massager do you use? I kind of want to try it.

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> be 18
> have a big cut cock
> be swarmed by raging hormones all the time
> jerk off once when you wake up, twice at school and 3 times once home
> my cock is so powerful nothing can stop me

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>>2649654
Conair Professional. They might be discontinued now, but they were the absolute best for jacking off because the heads were really close together, and they lay on your shaft really nice. If you like a rough pounding that'll get you off in like 2 minutes or less, you'll love this thing if you can still find one. It's variable speed, I actually like it towards the lower end myself.

I have one I bought about 15 years ago that still works. I bet I've jacked off with it 10,000 times. And I have a second one in case that one ever breaks. I've tried a bunch of models. This one is the absolute best if you like to get off with vibration.

Picrel is what it looks like:

>>2651086
One tip for using it. Don't hold it by the handle. Lay down on your back and point the handle between your legs kind of upside down, so that the handle lays on top of your balls while the heads are on your shaft. The heads vibrate, but so does the whole unit to some extent, though not as powerfully as the heads themselves. I love the feeling of the vibration on my balls at the same time.

Used that way, it's basically hands free. You hold it in place easily with just a couple of fingers. If you want to, you can hold it in place with a belt for true hands free. Good for when you're flipping through the pages of a skin mag or something and you kind of need both hands.

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>>2651088
This is a better view of the heads. Notice the V shaped pocket between the heads. Your shaft goes right between them for an absolutely beautiful fit. Most of the other brands have the heads spaced way too far apart. Don't buy one of those. I've tried them, they're shit. I'm always looking for something better and I've never found it. Hold out until you find a Conair Professional.

>>2651090
Very nice. Thanks man!

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Almost every day.
tele- @uncutmarrieddad
r/gayzoom - UncutMarriedDad

>>2651728
Great foreskin anon tnks for sharing

>>2651728
Your cock is so thick yummy

>>2651728
Anon what an amazing uncut cock, truely I’m so ENVIOUS

>>2628005

I think it's beautiful how we all share the same pastime, no matter where you're from or who you are, all men engage in stroking their cocks

https://pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=665c28458f737

When I have time/privacy my favorite way to jerk off is
>Drink a fuck tonne of booze and water
>Watch porn with poppers, get myself worked up and horny
>Sit in the bath naked, piss all over myself (and in my mouth)
>Goon and drink piss for hours
>Eat my cum when done
>Have a nice shower after
10/10

>>2628007
yo, I think this guy went by HungItalianStallion at some point, i remember him posting a ton on Tumblr. man, those were the days...

Anyone using toys? There are some interesting ones. Sry, video upload does not seem to work.
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