Whether or not the MCU is dying, one thing remains clear: its hunks will live forever
>>2648528I want him to destroy me with his fat cock
>>2648529I will never see the appeal of this manlet
>>2648581Skinny guys aren't really my thing either but let's not pretend that he isn't an objectively good looking person
>>2648528>>2648530>>2648533I want to eat his ass so fucking badlyYou just know it's beautiful, hairy and perfectly pink
>>2648589>see X Men like 20 years ago>see Huge Jackedman>instant throbbing boner at age 9I never stood a chance
>>2648591So did they fuck or no
>>2648624Probably not. Or maybe they did, idk. Always sort of gotten the vibe that he and Zendaya are a mutual lavender marriage type of situation
Imagine the s****
>>2648700
>>2648527That curve in the back that leads to the butt is pure sexo
>>2648527>crack visibleHoly sex
>>2648704>>2648703He certainly loves to wear low-slung pants and then have photos taken of him wearing low-slung pants
>>2648701>>2648700>Peter Allen got to kiss himI will never not be jealous
Build for breeding and to be bred
>>2648867Can never figure out of his hair is brown or closer to red, but yeah he's pretty hot.However he was hotter in the Jurassic World movies than in his MCU stuff
>>2648532Seb a cuteYou can bet he's a moaner
>>2648706need more hemsworth
Dumb jock Evans >>>>
>>2649049
>>2649050
>>2648927He needs to just show his cock already, I'm getting sick of the teasing
>>2649049Looks like one of those Sean Cody amateurs, holy shit lmao
>>2648532Been wanting to fuck his pretty little ass ever since he showed up in Pretty Little Liars
>>2649353That would be Gossip Girl, not PLL
You always have a sensation that Hemsworth is a big dude until you see him out of Thor and he honestly is a twig compared to the average Marvel guy. Not that he's not hot even then, but it's a shocking contrast to realize.
>>2649435>and he honestly is a twig compared to the average Marvel guyHe is 6' 3" and his arms are bigger than an average human head, do not let your eyes fool you, he's massive.It's his frame that's pretty deceiving. his shoulders to waist ratio is unironically not that big (funny enough Evans has him beat in that regard, see pic rel) and his torso is kind of long so you get the optic illusion that he's sleek
>>2649448Makes sense, proportions and lack of reference to match proportions with in most cases will do that.
>>2649053I wonder if he's cut or not
>>2649526>AussieDefinitely uncut
>>2649526>Due to a societal and cultural shift, the 1980s saw circumcision rates fall to 15 per cent in Australia.
>>2649568Damn he has some nice thighs too
>>2648867God he would look so good riding a cock, you just know it
>>2649557>DefinitelyCan't exactly say definitely. A large number of Aussies are cut. Almost the entire older generation is and a sizeable group of the younger generation too. >"Back in the 1950s, roughly 80 per cent of Australian men and boys were circumcised. That rate has steadily decreased and now, around 20 per cent of Australian newborns are circumcised. This is largely due to developments in modern medicine."So he might be.
Why does this look like a wedding photo
>>2649705Cute
>>2648703How does one achieve this? I have a nice ass, and I'm pretty slender, but my back has almost no curve to it. Is it ribcage shape/size, or do I just need to lose weight?
>>2649705Me giving both of them backshots
>>2649886He can look very submissive and breedable when he wants to
>>2649772Lower back excercises + stretches to snatch your waist. Be careful to work out your upper back too to look properly fit or else you will get the shape of a deformed woman
>>2650064Too many tattoos
>>2649705They probably circlejerked at some point
>>2650064fake tough guy jew
>>2650233Holy sexo
>>2650234don't care. I want his dick in my mouth
>>2650233I assumed this had to be an edit but nope, that's really his dick. Dude's packing a monster
>>2650357why so many aussies have big dicks, not complaining but holy shit I need to know the truth
>>2650357And mind you that's his dick after coming out of what is presumably cold ocean water
PSA: he does full frontal in his new movie A Different Man
>>2650495Nice
>>2650495I want to see his hole...
I hope they cast hotties again for the x-men reboot, it's been a decade since we got a new marvel hunk
>>2648581agree
>>2650596>whoever casted the Hercules guy in Love and Thunder deserves to be fired and retired>cast of Thunderbolts is shit>F4 is even more shit>Richard Madden wasted in Eternals>Captain America brave new world stinks of flop + has no hot men in it outside of MackieShit all you want on Fox but at least if they couldn't cast talented people they at least casted hot ones, they had it figured out. Their X Men cast is almost impossible to top these days
>>2650596We still have Channing Tatum for Gambit, not everything is lost yet
>>2650628He's a cute twunk>>2650643He better still be gambit
>>2650642Just fyi, "casted" isn't a word. "Cast" is what you're looking to write as it applies to past, present, and future tense
Their villain roster had some gems here and there too
It's Venom season
>>2650877his jawline and cheekbones are crazy, made for sex for sure
>>2650887I want to see how veiny it is...
>>2650877>watch Kingdom>he's in boxers or baggy shorts only half of the timeMUH
>>2650357Damn how big is this thing
>>2650877Damn those arms are hot
I need more Hemsworth
>>2648591Tranny vibes
>>2651047Lol what
>>2651047Then call me a tranny chaser
>>2650877I want him to spit on my mouth while he cums inside me
>>2650495Too bad his ass isn't as good as his cock
James MardsenPretty sad that they didn't brought him back for Deadpool and Wolverine
>>2651017
He knows what the people want
>>2649705Potential for the hottest gay porn on Earth right here
>>2651718hnnng...armpit kino
Just one sniff
>>2648528>>2648530I would go to war for a chance with him
>>2652134he smells like steroids and astroglide
>>2652445NicePlease show hole next time Seb
>>2652443holy flopperino
>>2652227Go to war???? Why? War is one of those things you send gullible trash to do. I would drown a toddler for a chance with him, though.
>>2649772lunges make the booty pop better than any exercisebut be careful and do them properly or you'll blow your knees out
>>2652445Was this in the eternals? I didn't see that one.
Do you think his wife eats his ass
>>2652856most women don't have the guts to eat ass, rich pampered women even less so
>>2652856Probably. Ass eating is pretty normalized among straight guys now, especially upper crust coastal/European types.
>>2652911>first time in Hollywood>already showing off cheeks Gotta love him honestly, although maybe it means some producer got his way with him
>>2652911Not to be autistic but this costume has always bugged me because the joke is supposed to be that he shoved a banana up his ass but like, that's not even remotely where his asshole is. At this position it's more like he's clutching the stem with his butt crack
>>2652975Well you wouldn't be expecting him to actually shove the banana up his ass and be filmed for everyone to see, right?
>>2652979Obviously not but literally all they had to do was affix the prop to the bottom half of his crack rather than the top
>>2648624>>2648636Holland and Gyllenhaal didn't fuck but these two absolutely did
>>2653159>>2653040I wonder if he knows the ammount of men thristing over him
>>2653167Oh I think he knows
>>2653159why is he so skinny desu>immersion>gone
>>2653181Who's shiny fivehead?
>>2653205>those arms, pecs and ass>skinnyRetard
>>2653227Literally just some guy, it's from a comic book convention photo op. I assume a hug is a pretty common pose request for these sort of things and I guess he's happy to oblige both men and women
>>2653358Just show cock and hole already Chris, you know everyone wants to see it
the threesome must be crazy
>>2653433>>2653358He also posted a workout vid on his Insta where he is very obviously not wearing underwear
>>2653573Gotta love how he has no shame at all
>>2653573Link?
>>2653573He really does love to just openly whore himself on Insta huh>>2653661Literally the most recent video post on his account
>>2653761his slutty hole must be top tier
"Hot professor" is a good look for him
>>2653874You know what would look great on that beard? My cum
>>2653874God, I want to fuck him so badly. You just know he squeezes like crazy
>>2653874I think he peaked in hotness around Winter Soldier/Civil War but he wears the salt and pepper look well. Plus I'm not ashamed to admit that the knowledge that he has a big cock makes him more attractive to me
>>2654384Midriff kino
>>2654384He shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes
>Pain
>>2648528>>2648562>>2652911Id pay anything to see Chris Evans smoking meth spun out jerking his fat white junkie cock
>>2654864I'd pay anything to have the memory of reading this post scrubbed from my mind. Get therapy.
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>>2654835Agreed. It's no coincidence Marvel went to shit the second they decided to make Captain America Anthony fucking Mackie
I just know it's musky
>>2655674manlet
>>2656485You say that like it's a bad thing
>>2655674He hit the wall so bad its actually concerning
>>2655042hnnng
>Kraven comes out in a matter of days and there is zero hype for itSeems like the fact that he's half naked for most/all of its runtime is its major selling feature, they should just have him show his dick
>>2656590It is
>>2657638I'm 100% ok with him doing porn. That man is the most beautiful creature to have ever walked upon this planet and will remain so for the rest of all eternity. Period.
>>2657638Would literally let him do anything he wanted to me
>>2654835>"Chris I'm begging you man, please come back. They keep making these garbage movies and expect cameos of me to fix them"You can see Seb is tired
>>2658051>>2657638ATJ is in a weird spot for me. I know that he's objetively very hot and has a massive hog but he just doesn't does it for me. My pp doesn't reacts to him for some reason
>>2654676his daredevil and punisher should have fuckedThe costumes stay on
I want them to fuck each other
>>2657638PSA: dogshit movie, he's only shirtless like twice
>>2658689>>2657761Honestly, it should have just been gay gooner porn. Have Kraven show his dick, have him sniff his own pits and comment on how they smell. Would honestly have been more coherent than whatever the fuck it ended up being.
So pretty it's actually infuriating
>>2659349I want to smear my cum all over those hairy abs
