Dakota thread?i have a boner and it's webbin' time
i'm specifically looking for this in hiRes if anyone has it? for no reason in particular at all really
>>4816248this isnt reddit, faggot. no one is going to downvote you because youre a nasty piece of shit that wants to fuck your dick with your hand looking at pixels on a screen
>>4816252no i'm definitely not going to do that because you see no i'm not nope
>>4816278TOP HNG
>>4816248Closest I could find, sorry
why are these all so low quality? shit is worse than it was 15 years ago.
>>4816367photographers didn't bother bringing their nice cameras to the madame web premiere :/
>>4816393my shitty 12 year old android takes better pictures
>>4816414live with it
I can produce a sticky web for her face, if you get what I am saying
>>4816439if she wants it she can lick it off Syd's tits
>>4816519Lmao Dakota got fucking mogged to oblivion
>>4816561tale as old as time
>>4816670Yeah you're so different and unique, we're all very impressed
>>4816685Thanks for proving my point lol
>>4816696threesome
>>4816697breeding sydney while dakota watches in the corner, she's not allowed to touch herself
what's her beef with Best Emma?
>>4816703a rack like that and your first thought is forehead? shouldn't you be jerking off to men with the other homos in /hm/?
>>4816722Faggot
>>4816800>>4816802cheeky cunt
>>4816802she really has no shame huh, she'll literally turn up naked and whore herself out
>>4816837When your break into fame is "the mousy lady that learns unsafe BDSM from the books middle-aged women cream themselves over", you kinda can drop those inhibitions. The world has seen your titties, might as well show what you got whenever you feel like it.[spoiler]Also, closer inspection shows the dress is covering a skin-coloured bathing suit.[/spoiler]
>>4817058>[spoiler]Also, closer inspection shows the dress is covering a skin-coloured bathing suit.[/spoiler]Pikachu face!
>>4816700This. Based
>>4816561Sydney has a very bland/obvious prettiness; Dakota looks like she has a personality
I used to be a fan, but she is a stick with a wig now damn.
>>4817534Yeah, she has lost a lot of weight.
>>4817149you know, you would have thought by now these chicks would have learned that at premieres and stuff camera flashes will make your dress see-through in photos and everyone can see your pussy hanging out of your underwear
>>48178938/10 footpusy
>>4817892unimpressive white girl body
>>4817993shut up you mongoloid
Lana Smalls sure looks like Dakota,
>>4819705If Dakota had an extra chromosome.
>>4817619Naive idiot. They know. They're showing off deliberately. Most celebrities are exhibitionists.
I got a weird thing for her, the mousy brown hair with the basic bitch square cutbut it's gotten better as she entered her 30'sit's the floppy starting to sag tits and the web prem dress is beautiful >>4816699this is just the right amount of sag
>>4819492No wonder she's aging so poorly.
Will someone please shoot that fake-posting faggot??
>>4822041You know how sometimes the stunt woman is cuter than the actress? This is not one of those times.
>>4821776Hot
>>4821018huh
>>4826495>>4826490one simply understands...>>4826488nice spring time wallpaper
>>4826493super sexy
>>4816365She's been publicly stating now that she regrets signing on to make Madame Webb under the original script she read considering how many script changes there were while filming and that she should have never entered into working on a comic book film to begin with
>>4827947Begs the question... do you think she is genuine, or is it some genius marketing move to alay to the pushback from the initial "anyone who didn't watch our movie is a racist/mysoginist/etc." shit they reactively spit out when no one wants to watch their shit? The movie is already dead, but maybe they learned to stop telling their customers to fuck off for existing.
>>4827990Have sex
>>4828088We can arrange that, but it'll cost you.
>>4827990Merced already did the "movie flopped = men bad" shit. it really like nothing has changed for the better since Charlie's Angel's (2019)!
>>4827947Sony is rumored to be unhappy about Dakota Johnson “constantly dragging” ‘MADAME WEB’.“Lots of people at Sony are questioning her star power, and how she reacted to this failure will likely come back to haunt her."AHAHAHA
>>4828962Based Sony. Spoiled, mediocre nepo baby thinking she can publicly act like late-career Harrison Ford about the dogshit movies she's in as if she was above them, when her skills and filmography say otherwise.
>>4829007I should be able to suck on her nipples
>>4829010It'd be fair compensation for Madame Web desu
>>4829959always had a nice tight pooper
>>4828962>make shit movie>blame actor no one wants to see itclassic
>>4828962Both sides have a point. On the one hand, the movie was dogshit and that had nothing to do with her. On the other hand, you don't shit where you eat, and Dakota Johnson isn't the kind of natural talent who gets to complain about what movies she's being cast in because she could get anything. Suck it up and move on.
>>4829007There are bigger tits, but none better
>>4829959>crawling up behind her, moving her left leg a touch, peeling back her bikini bottom and just licking her vagina from the back
Superior
>>4834054Superiorly inbred. Baby faced underdeveloped alchohol fetal syndrome looking goblin.
>>4834498Ooh, what a triple treat of nature! Looks like an Axis axis, which can be seen behind a foreground Dakotus cutiepatootus. Looking closely to the right you can also make out the grotesque visage of the rarely seen out of its troll cave Ellemudsharkus trannyvoiceus.
>>4835029niiiiiiiiiice
>>4835029needs more spanking
>>4817892What movie is this from?One of the 50 Shades?
>>4835029>>4835038Just spanking? Thats a bit to....simple for my tastes.I'd say she needs more paddling, belting, whipping and caning. Just to name a few.
>>4838225Yes
basic white girl
>>4839596Yep, she’s the 8th most attractive girl in any dive bar. Here’s the most attractive woman in the western hemisphere, for comparison.
>>4839596For a moment there I was concerned she wasn't white.
>>4840280This ghoulish hag is haunting the forum
>>4839801I loved her in Once Upon a Mudshark
>>4840395She’s so good in everything. Ugh she’s so goddamn cute
>>4816782where did variety post the interview?
>>4841894I found clips on TikTok
>>4841924found em, ty
>>4841828Damn. More from this?
>>4839801Just posting a reminder.
>>4843238hahah jesus. she's a 5/10 in any american city
>>4843494that's generous. this thread seems to be entirely full of people who base their attraction on fame. if you saw her identical twin at your local bar you wouldn't even think twice about her
Gentle reminder to the one guy posting in this thread: this is only to be used for Elle posts from now on. This lady is a bit too old and plain to be allowed on this board, so she's been replaced with Elle, a flawless pale angel. I don't want to have to remind you again. Hail Elle, and happy Thursday.
>>4846359haha really
>>4846359>Butch. ... What does that name mean?
i miss seeing her forehead
>>4847097could land a plane on that thing. i can guess why she covers it now lol
>>4847271Why does she look like that?
>>4847251yea it's a shame that insecure brainlets have influenced her to feel she needs to hide it.
>>4847529
>>4847586HNGGGGG so fine
>>4847936haha
lawd have mercy
>>4847586>>4847271the fuck??
>>4847970
>>4848833checked
>>4848073this almost made me spit out my drink lol
>>4848833WHEW
>>4848910>>4845965why aren't you posting in the elle fanning thread? run out by the kardashian posters?
>>4848073bitch, you ain't Arwen... stop tryna look like an Elf, shit!
what an angel...
>>4849851in a worse timeline they would've already remade Coneheads casting her as the daughter and Pete Davidson in Farley's spot.
>>4848073IS THIS REAL OR PHOTOSHOPPED??
>>4849948It's real. From the Oscar's in 2024.
>>4848073>>4849851wtf??? why would she not have bangs 100% of the time?
literally the most beautiful woman on earth
>>4850027The evidence would suggest…otherwise.
>>4850051dont (you) me faggot this isn't about you.
>>4850058
>>4850061attention starved lmao
>>4850064
>>4850061>>4850090>"I've made a huge mistake" look in her blood shot eyesThis is the biggest JUST since Brendan Fraser
>>4850027i would give her a bath and a popsicle if you know what i mean
>>4850090>>4850061my god haha.
>>4846272Do you have this without the Manning?
>>4850090So much unused facial real estate. Wasteful desu
>>4850090Greetings from France!
Anyone know who the other chick is? It's from the leaks.
>>4851714Addison Timlin
>>4851714two sluts
>>4851533when your parents are famous you can look like this and still be allowed in the industry
A great example of why AI can't take over soon enough.
>>4852215Well that is a surprise.
>>4852677wym?
LOL
god damn she is divine i would give her so many fuckin babies
>>4852805>>4852805>>4851533>>4850090>>4850061>>4849851>>4848073Fifty Shades of Grey 4head when
>>4853151I can't do effects. Can you make the second one also huge forehead so a third one can be put there?
>>4853575
>>4853570She should.
oh dakota you are my favorite
>>4816243Why does she insists on staying super lean? If she grow fat she would likely become 10/10.
>>4854195Nice when hidden unlike>>4854577
>>4854577she just farted on addison
>>4854670Acceptable but not impressive.
>>4854671God I wish that were me
Still not great. Improved as much as I could.
>>4855407There we go. Bring back the mask,
>>4855455
I really like Dakota. There is a charisma when she talks, and her voice, I just want to sit back and listen to her.
Elle Fanning is prettier than Dakota.
>>4855455>this kills the degenerate
>>4855533That is going to end up a very long list.
soooo lovely
>>4855556Troll level: PRO
>>4855599god DAMN
>>485562912345678 :)
>>4818320she looked so good at this event.. loved the fishy dress
bump
>>4846272why is this sort of really hot?...
