>lovely dua thread with lots of top pics just archived 5 mins ago>new dua thread full of shit
>>4816383i started that one. im kinda sad it didnt last longer lol
>>4816390It literally hit bump limit
>>4816416that image just doesn’t do her boobs justice
I have always harboured this unsettling feeling that the illiterate masses have erred in the spelling of this handsome gentlewoman's name. Turns out my intuition was on point! Source: _The Times._ It is now official. Please, rename thread and edit her Wikipedia page.
>first single off of new album underperforms so label gives up on it>movie she has a cameo on is trashed by everyone and flops so it can't boost hype>new single is released>it's not great and numbers aren't looking good eitherI don't feel so good about this era, Duabros...
>>4816531I wanna lick her palates and tongue by cutting her head in half through the mouth
>>4816348Whore
>>4817677just one timejust once dip it in, even if its just the tip...
me? i have masturbated to she. facts.
>>4817699And that's why we love her don't we folks
>>4821363i will also fap fur dua, just bought lube so the pocket pussy finna be LIT
She has the worst fashion sense of the main pop girlies, I fear
>>4821882I find it funny how she manages to look like a tranny 60% of the time and then 40% of the time is literally the hottest woman on earth.
it's the current trend for hot girls to make themselves look like absolute shit for some reason
>>4821363based.>>4821882she dresses like a whore to half the events she attends. that's great fashion sense to me.
>>4822084if her skin wasn't ruined by tattoos I would be in agreement with you.
>>4819403Fuck, she could be my seductive switch/domme gf and make me worship that ass and peg me any fucking day
why is she so fucking hot
>>4820293delete this
>>4822720you've not watched her jerk off workout vid?
>>4822518>soothing voice with british accentAre you sure it's not the Albanian accent?>but she still feels down to earth and not too poshSo like everyone with a British accent?
>>4822749have you heard her talk? she was born and raised british
>>4822752No. I have not even heard her sing. I know all your "celebrities", including Taylor Swift, only from 4chan. So much for their celebrity. You, guys, must be watching MSM.
>>4822720Yup it's really real. Just look up her "Physical" music video and enjoy.
>>4822892wow anon you're so edgy!!
what the fuck is msm
>>4822892Where do you live, ESL-kun?
>>4823243The new era not being kicked off with a thinly veiled JOI music video is the reason why it will fail
>5'6huh i thought she was a lot taller than that inb4 heels
She's 5'8
>>4824104go to sleep dua you're 5'6
>>4818295
>>4819401
I need to make out with her starfish
I love this pic of her so much.
>>4825245she needs to wear latex again not leather
>>4825245It's so hot but desu she looks stupid trying to dance seductively on stage, it clearly does not come naturally to her.
>>4825286whatchu talkin' 'bout? dua grinding on her mic stand makes me extremely erect
>>4823390Really hot picture, she looks like she's about to murder your dick in this one.
>>4826094oh i'm releasing alright
>>4823390She seems like the type of girl who delights herself in leaving your dick battered, bruised and swollen. Like she takes enjoyment in depriving you of all your innocence and enthusiasm about sex by utterly breaking your dick.
>>4827081Anon, have you never heard the "sweetest pie". It's all coded in her lyrics anon. She'll give you all of it, she's got the flavor that lasts. Her flavor anon...that bitter, garlicky goodness will fill your nostrils and fry your brain cells. She'll turn your balls into raisins. Just look at the ghoulish creature that is paul klein. She broke him anon...broke him!
>>4827355Why is that description with that picture so fucking hot
>>4827365This is what gypsy pussy magic does to a man. You better snap out of it, the Dussy spares no man!
>>4827411challenge accepted
Will the Houdini single save her?
>>4827454from
>>4827411I'm afraid I simply can't resist, she makes me too weak
>>4822752Once an Albanian, always an Albanian. Let’s as Memri TV about Albanians.
>>4827568Yes anon that is her flavor and ohh does it last? It's like good tzatziki . I can never eat Mediterranean now without getting excited.
>>4828912Pic to go with my comment. I'd like to lick greet yogurt off those skinny thighs.
>>4828915is she aware i can see her panties
>>4829006oh...
>>4816348If Dua Lipa wasn't a singer, she'd be an OF model. Change my mind.
>>4829111so you're saying we were robbed
>>4829111So the Albanian mob would still be getting its cut.
>>4828915in the original post she wanted to "show her boots" but we all know what she was really doing.
>but we all know what she was really doingPlease, tell me she was lifting her leg to rip a thunderfart!
>>4830035cum and latex?
>>4830097oh puh-lease anon i would lick it all up
>>4823057For you.>>4823103Fact. It's like discovering Reddit from the requests to retreat thither.>>4823112>Where do you live, ESL-kun?Herculaneum. Why, do you want to send me some olives and cheese?
She's in her flop era
>>4831863? she's more popular than ever ?
>>4831865As a goon meat, sure
>>4831865As a celebrity, sure. But as a popstar, when the follow up to your multiple Grammy-winning, critically acclaimed, record breaking, chart topping, best selling/streaming blockbuster of an album is launched by two underwhelming, underperforming singles that fail to generate any significant hype you're halfway to a failed era. I'm sure her people were counting on Argyle to give her a boost too but we know how that turned out. The pop music business is fickle like that. Her label's gonna have to invest in some serious long term promotion to try and turn things around in the next year or so. They pulled if off once with Levitating, which was pivotal to make Future Nostalgia take off, so maybe they can do it again.
i'm putting together a team to steal the dua wax figure who's in?
>>4832443These things aren't like the real girl dolls there's no vagina..
>>4832445uh, anon? it's wax. i'll melt one into her. you're out of the heist team you have no imagination.
>>4832447Umm as we plan the heist are we uhh showering together? You know to build chemistry. Maybe we can talk about our plans for the wax doll maybe give each other handjobs, normal things like that... idk..what do you think?
>>4832456duh. team comradery is important to have.
>>4832456
>>4832380What happened to argyle
>>4832474It flopped horribly, was torn apart by critics and some Dua fans were frustrated she was front and center in all the marketing yet had a combined screentime of five minutes.
>>4832478Simmer down Romaine at least be happy you got to smell the Dussy, now let it go.
>>4832579Based, please guys if I start a go fund me let's contribute. My wish is front row tickets to see Due so I can stare uncomfortably and vigorously sniff her intoxicating gypsy musk.
She's flopping and might be over as a popstar. Nudes soon maybe
>>4833112Never been a foot guy, my focus is more in the crotch region.
>>4822518why does she like to wear dog collars so often ?Is she sexually submissive in bdsm ?
L
>>4834044It's a hot fantasy but I doubt it. Most women who wear that type of collar aren't really aware of the specific kink implications of it. They just think it's a generally edgy and cool accessory. Anyway, in my imagination she's fully aware of it and is very submissive in bed
Better
>>4834044Most likely her stylist in her early days thought it was a cool look for her.
>>4834044Bet she is
>>4834051YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE POSTING DUA LIPA DIPSHIT
>>4820293fucking sucks, what is even the point of this
i coomed to this
>>4835031based
>>4835111I want to fuck that mouth so much
>>4835111Is Dua lipa a coomer? Could she really be one of us?
>>4835368these 2 anon
>>4835384Need her whole titty in my mouth right now
you think she's ever had a guy eat her ass?
>>4835436dua is a virgin
>>4835539ok sorry i'm a virgin
>>4835543i haven't even held a girls handi'm 32 btw
>>4835557... I haven't held HER hand.
>>4835437>>4835539When do you guys reackon she lost it? Based on her bio I'd bet thousands it was at 15 when she was living on her own and working at a club.
>>4835987she's waiting until we're married
>>4835990I hope you have at least 100 million to your name and look Mediterranean attractive or pasty angloid attractive might also do.
>>4836046what if i'm a homeless guy writing this from a library computer while i sneakily jerk off under the table but i have a massive white cock?
>>4836048Then all you need to do is dream anon.
>>4836081Fuck. Imagine being able to go back in time. Don't be a fat retard and you might be able to do a future pop star.
unpopular opinion i would have sex with her
>>4836048>but i have a massive white cock?Pics or it didn't happen
more fishnets ? very erotic !
>>4836048>a library computerThis is how I know you haven't been homeless in many years. Only old people still use library computers in 2024. And only in Western countries. (Libraries are for paper books everywhere else.) And 4chan would be blocked there anyway.
>>4837518>my country is like this so yours is too
Unusually, she has two lips.
>>4836046Keko
B ump
final bumpin
we need new pitchas mang
is she still in red hair era
She flopped
AWOOGA
>>4846336>tfw ywn stick your face in her ass as its eye level on the stairs
>>4846393imagine the smell holy God
She aged badly.
>>4846527faggot
>>4833034She’s worse than a Gypsy. Worse than a Jew. She’s (and may God forgive me) an Albanian.
>>4846980>an AlbanianHot
I wonder how sweaty her ass gets during a performance
>>4847423I wonder how smelly her feer get after a performance
Thuhgcg
Why do they choose the worst distance/angle for her best looks...
anyone want to rub cocks while watching dua videos?
>>4852456Gross, how would you even make something like that happen? Only asking so that I don't accidentally do it myself.
>>4852467at least two people with hard dicks stand close to each other and rub their cocks the other while watching dua videos until they bust
>>4852546Sounds fun
>>4852024no thanks
not even last year's news
>>4853159you feel good? hmm? coming into a thread you don't care about and complaining? hmm? now you're going to stick around for a week to see the replies? hmm? sad.
Last year's news, this year's cum goddess.
Cute!
>>4854591She's no Bullock.
Dua with a choker is perfection.
>>4855148>>4855150Tight enough so she can't speak or worse... sing?
>>4854595well yeah, why would an Albanian speak German?
>>4855211Sorry. I do not get your reference to speaking German.
>>4855219Sandra Bullock speaks German
>>4855322Every time I have seen her she spoke American.
>>4855519So does she only own that one collar?
>>4855526maybe it has sentimental value
>>4855536Maybe? Why don't you know?
>>4855150Mid to Late 2010's dua with the crowded teeth and the big fat Albanian head was perfection. Her current form is nice but just soulless.
>>4835031
>>4855778
God I wish she had a penis. She'd be perfect if she did.
>>4855526>she has worn the same collar several timesImagine the smell hnnng
>>4856275you know that stinky smell your headphones has? that
>>4856278I don't use headphones tho, stop projecting you dirty nerd. Btw now I'm thinking about Dua's sweaty headphones, I wish you're happy with yourself.
>>4855827would you want her to have a cute little clitty or big girl cock…?
>>4856289Cute flaccid little girl cock for sure.
>>4856325same. a cute sensitive sissy clitty would be so perfect
am i the only one who wants her with at least a nice erect 7 incher?
>>4856348Imagine Dua sitting on your lap while your cock is inside her ass and her sissy clitty slowly leaks as you fuck her.
>>4856351fucccckkkkk that would be sexy. you just know her clitty would leak soooo much girl cum
When people talk about how the world has gone wrong they should mention this thread.
>>4856607nothing wrong with having an imagination
she needs a cock up her shitter so fucking bad fuckkk
>>4856704SNIFFFFFFF
all they play at the tennis is dua lipa
>>4856704Terrible Multipass cosplay.
i'd suck cock for dua why not
>>4856704The photographer has seen her anus>>4856706Damn, more?
That's it folks
>>4856959>me on the left
>>4857042
>>4857042>>4857044where are those from ?
>>4857060Beauty Papers April 2024
>>4856963
>>4856706
>>4856964
>>4857042>>4857044That's not a cherry, it's the end of a chain of anal beads, ready to be pulled. Now imagine Dua's face while she pushes hard to fart out all of that...
>>4857421Something like this
>>4857608Idk, this >>4857421 looks more accurate
bts shot
>>4857962Her ass is not that great when you see it from that side...but when it's well shot, i am diamonds.
>>4857964It's great even from that side, the problem is the lower back being covered and you can't appreciate the curvature
Shes aging badly ngl
>>4857962looks fine>>4858135looks fineyou guys need a reality check
HER NEW ALBUM JUST DROPPED
>>4858214what do i do with this information
>>4858215Whatever you wanna, but I'mma check it out
>>4857421nigga i'd yank that chain like i'm starting a lawnmower
>>4858215Yeah it's not better than the last one
>>4858387Based
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