She might be flawless
>>4850773Love that smile!
Best tits Brie
Beautiful Jewess
show high res tits
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>>4850979simply amazing
>>4850765Aside from being a jew and ugly she might be flawless.
milfs like her only want sex with gen z men
>>4851011Aren't half Gen Z "men" LGBTQABC+?
>>4851001Perfect fucktoy.
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>>4851017how else do you expect to be eligible for employment? it's illegal to not pay for insurance. the teacher says "you gay today." and you can't call home.
>>4851108Nice book! I should read it sometime.
>>4850765>Might be flawless>Has gigantic crinkly crows feet around her eyesI'm sorry to break your heart. Even the best get oldShe WAS near flawless though. But now shes forty
>>4851231the disgusting amount of makeup they cake on these people for public appearances makes crows feet look worse because all that makeup also has to crease and fold
>>4851231She is getting older, you can see the youth draining from her face. Even still, she is still hotter than the average slag out there today and honestly thinking about her losing her charms makes me even harder.
>>4851259How old is she in these pics?And yeah, the idea of beautiful women aging and watching their youth and looks fade is kinda coolThink about it, every hot, nubile girl out there one day is going to wake up with wrinkles, sagging breasts, or greys in her hair, and she's going to wonder "where did it all go?"Every woman only gets her beauty for so long, and every day the clock ticks and daddy time takes a bit more away
>>4851259Different women age differently too. Some white women get wrinkles and crows feet in just their late 20s and its crazy to seeIf you're interested I could send you a link to more or we could start a thread on it
>>4851011Unfortunately she hasn't approached me so far. Sometimes I think maybe I should move to L.A., but I'm not THAT desperate yet t. straight zoomer man
>>4851277With today's fake up and botox it can be difficult to say how the average non- Hollywood woman ages. But bring on a "wall" thread!
>>4851276We need a before and after thread for age. Its hot.
>>4851288Agreed, I love that shit
The Wall thread is live:>>4851356
>>4851281>>4851288>>4851290Here we are boys, watch them wrinkle>>4851368Also good links I found https://agingwomen.freeforums.net/thread/500/real-life-aging-examples?page=1https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1FODeUqrunQmgFWDYWVuONjZCDy3OFLGj
Nice we got two
>>4851303i'm obsessed with her
>>4851501FUZZ!!!
>>4853007Just the god damn cutest
>>4853016there is no one cuter. she's the cutest person on planet earth
she's an angel
the perfect human woman
>>4854318FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
>>4854407based
>>4850765Please, sand bag titties. You could tell in community, and that was ages ago
>>4854403based>>4854407ALL THE WAY BASED
>>4854731Anon, her tits looked great in Community and the leaks proved they were absolutely fucking perfect in her prime
she REALLY wants you to remember her tits
10/10
>>4851017Green or red?
>last publicly seen with her husband over a year agoIt's over, isn't it?
>>4856984So you're telling me I have a chance?
>>4856984it never was real. franco is a homosexual.
Bump!
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>>4859462
>>4858136>franco is a homosexual.ThisYou can tell because he's never knocked her up
>>4858136>>4859468You can see how unimpressed he is with her when she knocks on his hotel door naked.
I think he's just very bisexual and she's into seeing boys do stuff together so she lures guys into their room with promise of Brie Boobs but all they get is a mouth full of Franco cock while she presses her warm tits on the guy's back and tells him to relax and do it for mommy.that's kinda how I picture that relationship.
>>4850765her eyes are entrancing
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>>4862042
Her tits are simply magnificent.
>>4862050You just know she jerks him off while telling him dirty stories about all her fans jerking off to the pics that she "leaked" ;)
>>4862041This might be a controversial take but I've always found that her eyes account for most of her attractiveness. Honestly I think her eyes are more beautiful than her boobs. There, I said it.
>>4863383Her eyes are extremely beautiful, I always suspected that she's actually a skilled hypnotist.Many of my Alison wanks have been to just pics of her staring into the camera.
>>4863383You're onto something there. Though I could very happily spend all day staring at either pair
Bump.
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>>4864577
>>4862041>>4864576Bright pink lips Alison is best Alison
>>4866336
>>4866337
Bump
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>>4867498
New pics
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>>4867733
boomer milfs like her only want to fuck gen z men
>>4867778gen z has no men.
>>4867728>>4867734She REALLY needs a new stylist
>>4867728>>4867734She REALLY needs to be bouncing on my dick right now
she needs to do more nudity
>>4867911T H I SHIS
big boobed jewess
>>4869059half jew, whole HOT
>>4869059aka the best kind
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>>4870490>>4870492>>4870493very Annie
milf
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>>4871733>>4871734>>4871735I actually love ponytailsCute monkey ears btw
>>4867728>>4867734She REALLY needs to put on a little weight.
>>4871796Her best years are definitely behind her and it's not because of age - it's because she's gone too skinny. She looked at her best c. 2012, smack in the middle of making Community. Now she just always looks gaunt as fuck. She really needs to put on a good 20 lbs or so.
>>4871796>>4872298Agreed. Still looks decent to me but even 10lbs would help.
>>4872298Thats women for ya, they think that skinny equals beauty.GLOW really did a number on her body, she seemed so proud working out but in the end she just lost her figure.
Currently rewatching Mad Men, where she plays whatshisname's wife.
>>4872815
>>4872651Yeah, 100%. When I saw the nude scene she did from that show, I was disappointed honestly.
>>4872815It's Pete Campbell, motherfuckerPut some respect on /ourguy/'s name
>>4872835But then the nudes came out shortly after and we were all healed.
>>4872887I still say she leaked those herself as a response to her bad nude scene.kind of a "shit, better show these amazing nudes and keep my fans"and it worked, instead of being bummed out I am now still interested in seeing new nude Brie scenes.
>>4872909Either way, we were HEALEDIF she did that for us, she is a certified ANGEL
>>4872877Based and chip n' dip pilled
>>4872887>>4872909>>4872912The recent hotel corridor video was fun too
Alison needs to leak something new, maybe a vid of her giving Franco a blowjob.
>>4872955she just keeps delivering!>>4872956I'd rather see her play with her meat curtains
so close you can count the rings $
>>4872955Hotel corridor unblurred would be amazing
>>4873113That was released a while ago actually, here ya go.https://forum.phun.org/threads/df-k2s-alison-brie-running-topless-in-a-hotel.5461555
>>4872960I should really make use of these when my birthday next rolls around
>>4873253Every day is your birthday with those tits
>>4873136Wow thanks, I can't believe they were able to unblur it all
>>4873256lol her phone was hacked (again)
>>4873260"hacked" wink winkshe just likes us jerking off to her.
>>4873260>hackedYeah and the hackers just leaked 1 vanilla vid?>>4873463This is more likely
>>4873260shes naked in half the things shes in why would it need to be hacked?
>>4873113>unblurredi didnt know there was a blurred one
Its all just marketing, like releasing a movie trailer that makes you eager for more.Alison knows how this works.
>>4873611Ffs just put a dick erupting in her hand already! Fakers wtf are you doing? Alison's basically asking for it with this picture but you're too focused on choosing black dicks. Faggots!
>>4873612She looked so much fucking better like this >>4873612 before she started looking like this >>4873611
>>4873717That's what you call an eating disorder, and life is funny in a way where she could eat right again but never regain that cute look and perfect breasts.
>>4873581See, she looks like a proper MILF here because she's not gone all sticky the stick insect. Or at least, she doesn't look it from the chest up
>>4873789>she'll never regain that cute lookAnon get a grip, she's old. Be thankful she still looks good and hasn't walled hard
>>4873717honestly she doesn't even look like the same person anymore
https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a19522975/allison-brie-boobs-glow-netflix/>"It’s humorous to me that people have had a fixation with my boobs," she said.>"By the time I’m ready to film a full-nude scene, I am the most muscular I’ve ever been>and my boobs are the smallest they’ve ever been.>It’s sort of like a fuck-you to the boob-fetish people."
>>4874418>my boobs are smaller now take that, menthat is Impressively retarded
>>4874418Certified woman moment
>>4874418>fans did not take kindly to the boob-fetish insult>her star drops>nude scene hits>received very poorly>words like "pudgy" are heard>star drops even more>suddenly her prime nudes "leak">back in the spotlight she goeswomen.
>>4874452Meds
>>4874477Point out whats incorrect about it.
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>>4875735
>>4874418>It’s sort of like a fuck-you to the boob-fetish peopleLmao what the fuck does that even mean
>>4876305Hollywood freaks projecting their denialism fetish on the gentile and chastising them when they dont applaud. Every day until you like.
>>4876305i have a massive boob fetish and i prefer smallershe doesnt know what men think
>>4876366>>4876367>>4876368>>4876408>>4876411>2011This was her peak year for sure. Big sad that she no longer looks like this.
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>>4875771
She gave me my fetish for Jewish girls
>>4851001lol fag
>>4880110Cute!
fuck she is hot she would be like picrel after i got done with her
>>4881095She would become a man fighting off babies?
>>4881188did your mother not give you enough attention as a child
>>4858136i get gay vibes from him as well. Bearding is real
>>4881229>mfw she cut the pocket ends to fap in public undetected
>>4881229very cute
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>>4883405
>>4858136>>4858136This is a typical Jewish marriage.
>>4883406Made for goyim blowbangs
You just know that she and Franco get up to some sexy stuff in the weekends, she probably has a hung fuck buddy on speed dial for some hot MMF sessions.
>>4876566shes way sexier now.. she looked like a naive child then.. she looks like she knows things now
>>4884554>mimicking double blowjobs + facial as a joke>making and then jerking off a penis shaped clay cilinder>saffic bdsm-lite with Gillian Jacobs>openly indulging in foot fetish "for her fans">"We try not to sexualize her" joke>...>naive childAnon... she was a nympho from the beginning
>>4884470She probably cucks Franco t b h
>>4884554She was a nudist in college and fucked around a LOT. She was never naive. That joke in Community where Annie lost her virginity to a guy who turned out to be gay is directly taken from an experience Alison had irl, where she tried to fuck her gay best friend because she thought he needed to get laid.http://web.archive.org/web/20171209203819/http://www.nerve.com:80/love-sex/true-stories/true-stories-homosexual-schmomosexual
>>4851017gen z have the lowest testosterone and lowest White % of any American generation. more like Gen L. skibidi.
>>4851101Ultimate threesome.
>>4851231Still hot. You might want to get some testosterone from your doctor.
>>4851276hathaway is just ugly
>>4884746>>4884988i didn't say she WAS a naive child i said she looked that way. God damn is everybody on this sub illiterate? or just attention starved?
>>4885111I listed a series of occurences in which she DIDN'T possibly look like a naive child unless you're retarded and think naive children act openly sexual. Are you illiterate anon? Or just blind?
Flawless, Jewess
>>4885126>those unbuttoned shorts and protrunding belly...I want her to cowgirl me
>>4885123This is like someone saying Dwight was the weird guy on the office and you said "AXUALLY HE'S THE NORMAL ONE AND A NORMAL GUY IRL"
>>4885123ok so you're actually illiterate, roger
>>4885128No retard, it's like the complete opposite. How the fuck could you say she looked naive while behaving like a thousand cocks slut? It's like saying Dwight looked normal. No, he didn't. No, she didn't. Simple as>>4885130At least my brain isn't smooth like yours
>>4884749I bet he has a cuck shed for those weekends.
>>4885111>this sub
>>4885111>this subgo back
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>>4888237
>>4888236Baby bump when?
>>4889109LOL>implying her shit-stick husband isn't impotent
>>4889109that ship sailed about 5-6 years ago.
>>4889805Cute wine aunt
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>>4892154
>>4872815Like most of them, 7/10
Jew whores, why do they have to be so pretty?
>>4892154Lmao the thumbnail makes it look like her right ear is ginormous
>>4892774You didn't say "bump"...
>>4889199Yeah. She another jew who wants to die childless.
>>4893204what's wrong with dying childless? Are you one of those automatons who regurgiates corporate propaganda about population collapse? or are you mad because you feel like attractive people are obligated to reproduce to make the world more beautiful for your enjoyment?
Not enough HD titty shots
>>4894520>or are you mad because you feel like attractive people are obligated to reproduce to make the world more beautiful for your enjoyment?Not that anon but yes. Alison is too pretty to not have children. She should have five of them (with me).
>>4894507Which town?
>>4894567>Alison is too pretty to not have children.if you feel this way you had better call your politician and tell them to enact a looks-based eugenics policy and grant a top-tier basic income to the most attractive people because otherwise attractive people will have to compete against the regular old working class folk and they won't have financial security until they are in the peak of their career and you can't have children in hollywood because it ruins your looks and marketability
>>4894507>>4889988I see through the lies.
>>4850765Might? Dude she is flawless
>>4895442There are at least 8 flaws in the picture you posted.
>>4895584anytime somebody comes into one of these threads and criticizes or starts an argument i can only imagine what a sad pathetic life they must live. I know i'm a fucking loser coming here to gawk over a hot celebrity but imagine coming here just to bitch and argue.. what a sad fucking existence.
>>4889805>>4889809hot
>>4895584I am not here to start an argument, and if you are replying to someone atleast post a picture along side >But hey I do respect your opinion so list all the flaws in that picture I posted (along with a picture)
>>4895612The pale skin and crooked smile and bags under the eyes and dull hair have you too confused to see the rest?
>>4895617Anon is delusional and probably In his mother's basement, don't be like anon guys Also it seems you can't read properly, besides your shitty points the least you can do is post a picture.
>>4895636Apologies. It took me a moment to figure out you want me to post a picture to have for a change something nice to look at.
>>4895890So do you think Olivia Wilde is THE prefect women without any flaws anon? Is that what you are suggesting?
>>4895896No. It was someone on a close level that shows how unimpressive Alison is. I wouldn't post my top 10 in this thread. I don't have an actual list but I am pretty sure Gillian can't be higher than 11. You're welcome.
>>4895945>I wouldn't post my top 10 in this thread. I don't have an actual listhahahah shut the fuck up you attention seeking faggot
>>4873479
>>4896085>my top 10Wasn't my idea. Complain to>>4895896>So do you think Olivia Wilde is THE prefect women
>>4896126Now now I haven't said anything about YOUR TOP 10, Those are your own words, but if you think Alison is that unimpressive you should just probably keep it to yourself and not post here, won't be replying to anymore of your post Have a nice day
>>4896467I did not want to have to explain any other post also was not an example of perfection.
