The power behind the throne
Would love to hear her lisp through some dirty talk
>>4893568>The power behind the throneDeputy PM is a powerless position She's the John Prescott to Starmer's Blair, a working class lefty out of a cabinet of Blairite apparatchiks to make him look good
>>4893622it's a thread for masturbating to bud i don't think the phraseology needs that close a look
m-mommy
>>4893622I know. I was being sarcastic since the Tory election campaign were constantly framing her of all people like some ominous figure pulling the strings.
>>4893633Change that 'o' to a 'u' and you'll be alright
>unimpressive picturesI want to see her Nips Union. Also is she bald or does she have a Gaza strip?
>>4893756I think she's got more of a saucy aunty vibe. Aunty Angie>>4893785Hopefully with her step up we'll get lots of new hr pics and we'll all find out. I reckon it's a neat little hedge. She was on telly a few years ago with a short skirt and fishnets, but the quality is way too low to post here
>>4893568A British redheaded MILF covered in freckles? Damn she couldn’t be more perfect.
>At 37, Rayner became a grandmother when her son (21 at the time) had a daughter in 2017Damn!
Her fat bong udders must look like heaven.
>>4893874certified gilf. a hot nanna. godbless
>>4893714She can pull my strings. By which I mean suck my penis
>>4893878I bet she has big light pink areolas
fake tit norf whore
She's got some gnashers on her
You really could sense the sexual tension between them during those debates
>>4893920Mmmm pepperoni
>>4894047These two + Priti could form a new party that would unite the nation through sheer milf energy
>>4894097Paying party and union membership fees for Rayner to tell me to ruin my orgasm yes please
>>4893568is she into pegging or femdom?
I have an urge to look at some Lauren Phillips videos
angela rayner and penny mordaunt lezzing offfarage in the corner, wanking
>>4894026Grim
>>4894106I want her to peg me and keep me locked in chastityI'm a Reform voter btw
love hearing radio call-ins where all the centrist dads very carefully try to restrain themselves from talking about how much they want to shag her
>>4894292Shit yeah I'd eat her arse, but she's still going up against the wall with all the other commies.
>>4894319>commies>labour party of the uk
Sadly I think most of the other Labour women MPs elected last week probably wear hijabs but Angela is hot as fuck
>>4893568She's very British
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAvtNhskgqY>Angela Rayner calls Rishi Sunak a pint-sized loser in House of Commons during PMQsdommy mommy
>>4893568kek, reminds me of that Liz Truss thread that was on here that outlasted her time as PM
I hope she's into breastfeeding
>>4895873Lisa Nandy is cute too
>>4895873
>>4896102First non retarded post itt
Fuck whoever just posted about this on baduk, I can wank to Rayner if I damn well want
>>4896735Moby looks down on you with shame.
Ranking the female cabinet secretaries from most to least shag-worthy>Angela Rayner>Bridget Phillipson >Lisa Nandy>Louise Haigh>Rachel Reeves>Shabana Mahmood>Liz Kendall>Lucy Powell>Jo Stevens>Angela Smith>Yvette Cooper>Anneliese Dodds
>our future PM could be a woman who has no GCSEs because she skipped her exams and got pregnant fuck me
>>4896759And yet she seems more intelligent than pretty much any member of parliamentary conservative party for the last 14 years. Almost like letter grades and standardised testing aren't accurate ways to define suitability for work. I know plenty of stupid bastards who managed to get good GCSE's, A Levels, even uni degrees, doesn't stop them being stupid bastards - and I've met plenty of people who left school early who should really be running the places they work at, usually they aren't bc employers would prefer a middle manager who's thick as two short planks but has a businees undergrad, will do as they're told and won't ask too many questions.
>>4896759Who cares. I just want to coom to this busty redheaded bong cunt everytime she's doing a speech
>>4896792when your colleagues are David Lammy and Diane Abbott then of course you're going to seem intelligent
>>4896759tbf it marks a change from having yet another Oxbridge PMMajor never went to uni and was literally the son of circus performers
prefer low res images me
>>4896759What part of Labour party did you miss?
fucking rich for tory scum to run their mouths after running the UK into the ground for the past 15 years
>>4896852>John Major was the son of circus performers and went into banking and bureaucracy instead, and became the pawn of ThatcheritesSo you're saying Major was Flappy Bob.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy6PM2mp2Z4
>>4896976>Become more and more like Labour over 15 years>Things get shittier and shittier>"I know, let's vote for Labour"Libtards and women should not have the right to vote.
>>4898199when did Labour let in a million niggers and cut funding to every public service
>>4898199Thus guy thinks the Overton window's shifted to the left. What a fool
>>4893568She looks like Lauren Phillips
Reminder that's she's a grandmother
>>4899954GILF
>>4896756>crack down on antisocial behaviorlibs ruin themselves with this soft dystopia shit. They'd never lose an election if they just took it easy
>>4902502Fuck id love to shag her mouth
I see her walking round in her boots with her ass wiggling and holy fuck it kills me
>>4900002Blairites can't help themselves
>>4903865damn she thicc
>>4903874I bet her milk tastes great
She gives off the vibe that she'll be on a street corner at night. Just for the fun of it.
>>4903878Fuck, Auntie Angie in her fishnets and heels giving out blowjobs and anal for free, just for the love of the game.
>>4903883She still needs to get paid. She's a gran now. That little one needs to be taken care of as well
>>4903884I'm sure she gets enough of a pay packet from his majesty that she doesn't need to charge a single penny. Probably just getting a head-start on the campaign to make street walking legal again, being a good role model and showing that women of all ages can dress like whores and get used every night just like she's always loved to: it's fun and it's financially shrewd. Really it's patriotic of you think about it.Priti Patel still has to keep quiet about her hobby though. Tories would never allow that sort of thing.
>>4903887Priti has to keep quiet, but those same Tories rail her in the loo.
>>4904008>priti trying to keep videos of her XL ass getting slammed from going publicmeanwhile>angela uses videos of her sucking cock at gloryholes as labour promotional material>wearing a used condom necklace and belt to parliament
Actually had to knock one out in a toilet in PCH after I was stood behind her in a queue on Tuesday
>>4905162based, how did she smell? heels?
>>4905162The least sexual deviant in the HoC
>>4905168Not sure what she was wearing, Poison maybe. I recognised it from another girl.Just little block heels but she had a sleeveless orange summer dress on and her udders looked fucking enormous.Still trying to work out which of the new faces are MPs and which are staff, there are some hotties but it's rude to stare at someone's pass
>>4905273Nice anon, I'm jelly. Full sleeves on the dress or did you get to see her milfy arm freckles?And yeah with that much of a Labour turnover there's gotta be at least two or three bodacious backbenchers we haven't seen much of yet. Do you ever get to see Priti? I'm sure you've very professional but I'm not sure I could control myself from squeezing her arse if I saw her irl
>>4905275It was sleevelss, lots of exposed flesh lol. Yeah I see Priti around, five foot of fun. She's not really my type but if she handcuffed me to the bed and used me all night I wouldn't complain.Keep an eye out for Shivani Raja who is new
>>4905280Yeah that was the dress. I hate recess already
>>4905277>Shivani Rajaah fuck she's cute. that face deserves to be a seat for Priti or Penny
>>4905460She's cute
She is clinically retarded.
Good chance of Parliament being recalled I would think.Look forward to seeing our Ange again
>>4907004you're thinking of your mother
I want to Rayner so bad
I think Labour needs to bin Two Tier Kier and get Auntie Angela to sort the country out
Is the Emma anon from cel in here?
>>4908077"Stop the riots, then I'll free the tits" solved
>>4908548Who's asking>>4908567The way forward for our troubled country. Starmer must recall Parliament at once so she can get them out at the Despatch Box
>>4908799The Brighton anon. Just wanted to say hi as our chat got broken up by the spam
>>4908898Cutie! Would buy her pizza express then take her to a pub to get red wine wasted and have sloppy bathroom sex
>>4908898Thought it might be, yeah it sucked about that thread. You will know if it's me in the thread lol or HMU here rather than drop Discs where it can get hijacked
>>4908996_teaisnice if you are around
Open wide
>>4909433A sight often seen in the HoC bathrooms
>>4909436I'd want her to be my personal piss bucket
>>4909452I was thinking semen. I don't wanna piss on pretty milves. I'd happily have her piss on me tho: preferably pissing from pleasure during a dirty fingering or anal sesh
>>4909452She's a top - has Two-Tier Keir for a toilet slave
>>4909716I'm sure she'll be willing to reverse roles every once in a while.
>>4909746she has a calf tattoo? god she is so hot
>>4909935True British rose
>>4909746You can have sub Angela and I will have domme Angela, everyone wins
>>4910767She'll do both anyway. For England.
>>4910770For the many, not the few
>>4911008How many though? Is there an upper limit or could she handle a train of every man in the nation, if it was for the good of Great British Morale?
>>4911017I think she would provide the leadership we need. Some of it might be astray for someone of my politics, but I will chance it
>>4911034LOL stop pretending you aren't desperate for Angela to spank you
>>4911449Her or Emma, I'm not fussy
>>4911753Predictable Tory is predictable
I bet she rims without asking
>>4912002probably gets deep in there too. absolutely soul-kissing the ass like it's a lover that's been away at war
>>4911944LOL fuck you only Emma is getting my seed until further notice. Gonna set that server up as /cel/ has gone to shit
>>4912172Went to shit years ago. You should save some juice for Taytay too though ;)
>>4912357Thank you for writing to me about keeping some juice for "Taytay". I will pass your letter on to the Minister for Juice and ask her to respond to the points you make.
I want to kiss Auntie Angie
>>4913897I bet you meant you want to kiss her smelly arsehole.
>>4914215I meant her pretty wet milf mouthAnd also her ginger pussy too
>>4914314Kissing a smoker is kinda gross ngl
>>4914340i'm a smoker too so i dont give a fuckplus she smokes rollies and most of the rank cig smell comes from people on branded prerolls who don't wash their hands
>>4913252Booooring! TTYL x
Rayner is a true cock drainer.
Cute
I want her to milk me
>>4893575Abysmal rollie
I only have 9 more in my collection. Hopefully someone takes over after that.
U N I TNIT
Last one
>>4920738based raynerposter. ik the thread's been quiet but i've been appreciating it very much (multiple times)
any good pics of her clubbing?
>>4922322seals? probably
i wonder if she ever put latex on and appeared in her sons porno movies
>>4893568This freckly bitch is sexy.
https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1838249942323704052He's definitely posted in this thread.
The fuck is wrong with you people...
any pics of her railing coke and meth with her faggot Lord Ally benefactor in that new york apartment?
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>>4934022Mommy face built for cock worship
Did she shag anyone in the toilets at conference this year?
>>4935291It would be easier to list the people she hadn't. Men were queuing before her stall.
bump
I want to hear her do mommy dirty talk with that accent
bet she's very kinky
>>4941409she used to be chubby
Still the only woman who would get me to vote Labour
She looks like she opened the wrong Necronomicon.
Where are the AI fakes?
>>4958009She's doing PMQs, what more could you ask for?
