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>frozen KstewThat is good enough for me, Zathura is officially a Christmas movie.
>>4971656there is Happiest Season if you feel like watching a KStew Christmas movie.
>>4971594That nigga looks like Christian Bale in disguise.
>>4971656Totally got that lazy sunday afternoon vibe.
>>4971497not with BuzzStew>>4971658there hasn't been a real Christmas movie made in the last 2 decades.
>>4972034NOT with buzzstew??nigga, GROW UP
holding haaaaaaaaaaaaaandssss
>>4972034Long kiss goodnight is a severely underrated christmas movie.
>>4972034With buzzstew you'd have to constantly rub her head with one hand while holding hands with the other.
>>4972129Do we think she was rocking a double buzzcut during that time?
>>4971699>>4971700>>4971701>>4971702>>4971703>>4971704>super greasy>sweaty af>old ass shoesHnnnnnnnng! She reminds me of Quinnfininite aka Harper from dream-girls-in-socks here, same style and stinky feet
>>4971658I have stroked off to this flick. Great dyke casting.
>>4972250>QuinnfininiteFuck good eye. Imagine Kstew forcing herself on you, sweaty body enveloping you, commanding you to meet her eyes as she milks you.
>>4972272Dream wife material here
>>4972319Is that clea duvall second from the right?
>>4972319would love to hear what movies she likes. someone get her do a criterion closet video
>>4972319you know kristen must have chosen those clothes carefully for her public appearance. Rolled up jeans with white socks visible, the keys dangling from pocket, the waistband of her boxer shorts visible its no accident.
>>4972373Yep
>>4972400Held up fairly well considering she never had much to work with.
>>4972555>Punk in a Porscheor as I like to call them Posh Poser's
>>4972638for someone of her wealth a Porsche is basically a Corolla
>>4972374Here is the list of some movies she mentioned in her interviewshttps://letterboxd.com/personaishopper/list/kristen-stewarts-favorite-movies/
>>4972638When was Punk ever not for poseurs?
>>4972719GIMME DA POOTS
>>4972638>>4972756since when Kristen is a punk lol
>>4972638You’re stupid, or as I like to call it, retarded
>>4972782Nah.
>>4972394At least she looked hot in that photoshoot.
>>4971590She has some nice thighs
>>4972127The Long Kiss Goodnight is a severely underrated movie in general.
>>4972871Her kickboxing trainings are paying off
>>4972782>>4972832I think Pootsy is supposed to have (a) nude scene(s) in that movie $$
>>4972917Back when you could count on shane black.
>>4973008don't look at me like that, I don't regret the last coom to you Kristen
>>4973017
I want to make her gain 40 pounds over the next month with Suzie's help
>>497319520 pounds per tit
All I want for Christmas is a Kris10 for one night
>>4973542A 60 second makeout session would keep me going for a couple more years.
>>4972977>kickboxingShe does that? She doesn't look the type to be into that sport.
>>4973525>be a good boy and shoot thick ropes while looking straight into my eyes and mouthYes, Kristen!
>>4973603it's probably the type of faux excercise crap celebs shill like crossfit and yoga
>>4973623Uhm..... Lewd?
Merry Kristmas, folks!
>>4973885Yes enjoy the mass of christ.
At least bring gifts to the Christmas party
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1871557268036374543
>>4973999Status: RICED
>>4973999I can already tell this movie is going to absolutely destroy me.
This is what the pillows (and dinner plates) in heaven must be like.
Once more Christmas day has passed and there was no Kristen under my tree. I am starting to lose faith in Santa
>>4974394You post on 4chan, AKA Naughty list status recipient
>>4973999>SOME nudityShould say GRATUITOUS
>>4974196>soles out of focusSAM AND ANDY ZUCHEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>4973912are those Suzie's boobies on the left?
>>4974244Venus dimples can drive me nuts
>>4973885>I object. Marriage is between a man and a _woman_
>>4974031Well she was already Blacked in that one movie called "Seberg" I think.
Why are her orgasms so powerful?
>>4974880She's a woman.
>>4974396:(
>>4974915She has special characteristics that separate her from a lot of women, though.
>>4974938>She has special characteristicsNo she doesn't lol
>>4974880High T
>>4974938Too many to count.
>>4974938imagine perving on drukStew sleeping like this getting in close for a good whiff and she shits herself but doesnt wake up you could make any even bigger mess before cleaning her up and she'd never know
>>4974996disavow disavow disavow
https://youtu.be/HjLCZ-ogHBU?si=OzWOjtaQ-80Kfqte
>>4973119Imagine the footjobs after taking her socks off. Perfect pantyhosed feet stroking you with her lips parted in anticipation.
>>4973195A huge part of her sex appeal is her thin figure. If she were 40 or 50 pounds heavier, she wouldn’t be as pretty.>>4973210Same problem as above; part of her sex appeal is that she doesn’t have gigantic knockers.
>>4975294And she was probably wearing one of her 10yo pair of sneakers before switching them with the heels for the event...
>>4974996>shitEww, no thanks. But I'd sniff and lick those feet until they're clean
>>4975290Absolutely stunning. She really is one of a kind
>>4975303A big appeal of her is being a true lesbian. She's very beautiful. The thought of her fucking straight or bi actresses is extremely erotic to me.
>>4975303>>4975367Don't forget how she's visibly smelly 99% of the times. Huge part of her sex appeal imo
>>4975364
>>4973885They got married?
>>4975667Yes any day now, dylan.
>>4975667that's Cj's wedding
>>4975367>true lesbian lol
>>4973999This got bad reviews; they’re still going to push it? Why bother?
>>4975708what do you suggest then? not to release any poster or trailer for it, just shelf it like it never happened? are you some warner bros executive by any chance?
>>4975604I truly love her smile but she looks so hot when she is not smiling
>>4975708kristens movies usually get lukewarm reviews. I dont think she sleeps with enough producers.
>>4975750>reviews>producersDo you even know what a producer is retard? It's the one spending his money to hire Kristen in his movie. And she gets plenty of parts. So if anything she doesn't fuck film critics
>>4975713Straight to vod.
>>4975752Yeah I'm sure meryll streep sucked a lot film critic dick.
>>4975752I believe producers also promote the movie and one of the things they do is bribe professional critics with expensive dinners and even trips.
>>4973999has anyone here seen it or are you all posers? you were able to get tickets for an online premiere
>>4975773Maybe she's just talented, or, more probably, she chose her parts better>>4975779Yeah of course, they want their investment to actually male money you know. That doesn't change the fact she get the parts and the comment about not fucking the producers doesn't make any sense if we're talking about reviews
>>4975820Argumentative, arent we.
>>4975934Retarded, aren't you?
>>4975952No, sir, I'm from kentucky.
>>4975960
>>4976442>>4976482I want to wife her so badly
>>4976515Then you could hug her and kiss her and smell her and hold her hand whenever you wanted.
>>4976515She's not for marriage, just dirty escapades in filthy public bathrooms
>>4976534And massage her shoulders and give her back rubs
>>4976559https://youtu.be/DfuXuNBWMlo?si=pAPj0qE0NZMrY254
>>4976572И тeбя c нacтyпaющим нoвым гoдoм.
>>4976670Her GF is straddling a metal pole. Not being satisfied.
>>4976668>>4976674I hate her wife so much.
>>4976748Knowing absolutely nothing about their relationship I always presume she was just a convenient place for kristen to hang her hat while on productions and somehow this turned into relationship where dylan lets her walk all over her because she knows she's very replaceable.
>>4976748They are not even married.
Ready to torture myself over what can never be for another year, captain.
>>4976934I usually only torture myself edging to her cute face and sexy body
>>4977001hhhhnnnnggggg
>>4977001>>4977026>totally worn out, several years old shoes, now completely damped and dried to be used again and againImagine the smell... I love Kristen wearing the same old stinky pairs of shoes both with or without socks until complete destruction, of which behaviour we have photographical evidence
aggressive sex with ovulating kris10 for the purposes of procreation > normal bf/gf sex > handholding > degenerate gaped asshole shit > footfag nonsense
>>4977037I want to have agressive degenerate sex with Kristen's asshole until she is gaping and pissing, while handholding her. In doggy style. Then I want to flip her over and mating press her roughly as I lovingly kiss her and cum a gigantic load inside her ovulating pussy. What's that say about me? >>4977026Kristhnnng stewart
>>4977037>no kids>no bf/gf dynamic, just bisexual orgies>no romantic bullshit, tomboy behaviour>actually a footfag herself, even starring in a canceled movie about footfaggotryThat's why KStew isn't your type faggot
>>4977041You want it all and you want it now.
>>4977044You mean I'm not hers but in all honestly I think I'm not so bad compared to dylan.
>>4977077>You mean I'm not hersIt works both ways
>>4977041>no footfaggotry>no smellfaggotry>no bisexual toygirls harem>What's that say about me?That you have to further develop your tastes to appreciate Kristen 100%
>>4977077Imagine cumming all over that face
>>4977160I'd cum twice at the same time
>>4977096Tell me more of the bisexual toygirls harem.
>>4973999As a white guy who's fucked my fair share of asian girls I guarantee you most of us encourage amwf, especially because lots of us have half asian sons obviouslyIts either Pedro and Glocktavius and beta basedcucks seething about amwf because it s certainly not us
Im just glad kristen is doing more sci-fi, I liked Equals and Underwater. https://youtu.be/BKlMCxxmtmo
>>4977180You just know that Kristen is as sexually promiscuous as it gets and particularly voracious towards younger starlets, similar to Cara Delevingne. Both have a foot fetish aswell. Basically perfect cuckquean waifus who would double team their preys with you, indulging in some depraved, fucked up shit
>>4977448I mean, look how fucking predatory Kristen looks here... she probably convinced poor Foy to follow her in her room and ended up worshipping her whole body, pushing her rabid tongue in the most unappropriate and private spots. Covering the innocent girl in saliva from head to toes, before violating all her holes repeatedly until dawn
>>4977285Same but I still havent given up hope seeing her act in some more fantasy movies, ideally with elf ears.Or another vampire role.Even though she probably has enough of the vampire shit to last for a lifetime her face is really well suited to play vampires.
>>4977657I will now watch your movie, no matter how stupid the premise sounds.
>>4977659I want to take part in Kris10's wedding day bukkake party
>>4977654Holy shit I knew it! Trump literally made Kstew great again!
>>4976668I hate fags that love to play pool for an audience.>>4977001>>4977026scantily clad boystew farting on my balls while gringing her tiny ass into my groin
>>4977836Hell yeah mother fucker!
>>4977285>Interracial, gay, "machines can be sentient/have souls" satanic garbage Into the trash it goes!I will never watch this, but I will enjoy the fansite HD stills though.
>>4977997Yeah you just know it couldn't have been a white male, cunt just spends her time with kikes and gay mutts.
>>4977448Just another notch on her bedpost but foy is so traumatized she's basically a zoophile horsefucker now.Someone has to stop her. And I'm thinking that someone is me. By marrying her.
Certain women was recently added to euro netflix if anybody is in the mood for lesser known kris10 mobies.
>>4978169Does this bitch work or does she follow Kristen around all day, every day?
>>4978368SAHW
>>4977689id love to join... kristen would be down for tons of loads
>>4977448I had a dream once that Kristen cucked me with my gf and let me watch. It was the hottest shit. I fapped to the fantasy of it for like a week and a half.
>>4978169Suzie is Kristen's emotional support animal
>>4978750>and that's how big my tits are gonna be after the surgery
>>4978869very apt way of putting it
i would very much like to know kristen in a biblical sense, and have children with her. i would even let her continue to pretend that she's a lesbian in public, as long as she brings her other hot hollywood friends to bed with us.
>>4979125I just want a boyfriend-free kris10 gf from the ground up.
>>4979125>as long as she brings her other hot hollywood friends to bed with usThis, cuckquean Kristen wife is the best
>>4979618>fucking dakota and elle fanning at the same time while barefoot and pregnant kristen is in the other room cooking us a delicious dinner and getting off to the sounds of me impregnating her friends
>>4979920More like:>fucking dakota and elle fanning at the same time while Kristen is at the end of the bed worshipping their bare smelly feet and getting off to the stinky shoes they borrowed from her earlier
>>4980382I'd "fall asleep" somewhere on set and wait til everyone has left so I could hump that couch while submerging my face in the spots where her feet and ass were touching.
>>4980532Based af. Imagine shooting your load there so Kristen has to seat on the fresh stain the next day during filming...
>>4980533Imagine she sat on it for so long that some of your guys managed to swim up her little couch and make a baby inside her…
>>4979920>>4979962For me: Kris10 worshipping the Fanning footsies while the sisters eat one another out. I'm jerking with their panties and socks and Kris10 lets me lick the spit off their toes when she's full.
You just know the vaginal discharge crust on the gusset of her underwear is crazy...
