Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!Spooky Scary Skeleton EditionPrevious thread:https://archived.moe/i/thread/813779Wiki link:https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_Wiki
>>817424so now what??
>>817425Well we draw or tell stories about characters from North Park until we hit the auto sag and then we reach page 10 and we do it all over again
guys I'm back from the clanker I thought we was on /co/? I just checked the wiki wow so many new characters but where's skrimp?
>>817427Yeah, I'm going to be honest with you dude. Skrimp just sucks...Yeah, he has interesting ideas and all that, but his character is barely an afterthoughtWhat's his gimmick really?
>>817427who?
>>817428sorry for the terrible art but it's been awhile since I drew anything but here's skrimp From what I remember he was a interdimensional imp cat fish man thing that only the kids could see and the fishermen that saved him from his pod speaking of which did we ever make a fisherman character?
>>817436him >>817437he had a huge beef with Weedo 9000 he would always say even I could see that coming right after tapping his monocle and was chaz Jerry and Mandy's 4th wheel can't believe you guys don't even use them anymore I know I wasn't around but damn you guys just abandoned him
>>817437>>817438My man, you need to chill, you show up years later, and because we didn't use your donut who didn't fit the vibe at the time you gettin' bummed.
>>817439I'm not bummed just a little curious you guys seem to Vibe with him at the time
I promise not to spam AI this thread maybe a really good or funny one here in there always in a catbox link until the auto sag on page five or six
>>817437Fun fact, he's who inspired me to make the Yangs
>>817450Oh shit we do got a fisherman I guess he lives with the yangs all of them can see him and they call him cousin Skrimp >>817437shame I can't get my old computer and upload the original pictures this really doesn't do skrimp justice.
"It's the Great Who Gives A Crap, Jerry Voland!"Only on /i/+
>>817437He was surprisngly well liked at the time. Apparently Cindy had a crush on Skrimp. I remember
>>817437WHO?I feel like I'm in THAT EPISODE again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PakCvsgVpk
>>817439He was a mainstay for a while, how could he not "fit the vibe"He's as old North Park as it gets before it was serialized>>817462The only brain worms here are the ones that slither up your urethra, friend. At least, that's what I remember Skrimpfag telling me.
>>817463hey I remember that picture a real blast from the past
>newfags don't remember SkrimpI, the great Shaman of North Park do remember him and you all need to chill, what other characters have you forgotten?Candy Corn Lady? Dream Child? DrewAnon? Foul Faggus? Stan The Weed Man? That one babysitter?
>>817437>>817438>>817463what the fuck we had a secret character this whole time?
>>817470Secret Character? The fucking audacity, he was practically the main character >>817468>Candy Corn Lady? Wife. She and NP Santa have sloppy makeout sessions >Dream Child?Deserves a second chance and a new gimmick>DrewAnon? Who? >Foul Faggus?I miss him everyday...>Stan The Weed Man?Gets pegged by Maria >That one babysitter?Y'know what, maybe it's time we un-retire her. She had a nice design and the kid who made her hasn't shown up here in months
>>817473I saw the word 'sloppy' and my mind went to the south pole.
>>817473>Gets pegged by MariaMaria does not peg.But she does take it in the behind from time to time
look it this old pic I found!
>>817437>>817463>>817473>>817477Oh shit skrimp is back dude remember that crazy Egypt episode we did back in /CO/ where he sent them back in time to ancient Egypt and Melville became a pharaoh them was some good times man.
made it, here's professor skimshbag, he is a teacher, an adult.he is actually a representation of america, his shest is filled with horny screaming chastised souls such as Charlie Kirk and Randy Stair.He grooms kdis on discord, is a MAP, he wishes women have dicks, hates gays and kills transwomen (though he wanst to get railed by a transman)he is the worst evil ever and he seethes japan (even though he goons to their lolicon)Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)
>>817486he's probably a demon or a tulpa that is a manifestation of murrica
>>817487also he goons to vore, age regression and the worst fetishes you could think of while seething over countries.also he identifies as a black person
>>817486>>817487>>817488Ok Max, it's time for your meds.
we need more lewds
>>817495Not until like page 5...
>>817496I mean like in general
>>817500Yeah, fair enough, need more lewd.
>>817486I take it, he canon now
captcha no run
chazanon if/when you're here can i have fucked up and evil shef's color palette if he has one i need to be mentally ill
ATTENTION /NPG/I going to do a painting project for a class so, if you want your OC an my canvas (I can only 1 per person as I don't want to overwork myself). Please reply to this confirming which anon are you. However if you don't want your mascot and another character, just let me know ok.
>>817549Asimovanon here, Teeny Steeve for me
>>817549Vera for me
>>817549Leslie, obviously.
>>817549I forgot to mention before anyone ask, Im not going to do anything controversial so no nsfw, politics or gore. I mean I'm allowed to paint smut but I'm not doing that.
>>817560due date is Saturday but the confirmed list isTeeny SteeveRobertLeslieVeraMaxDellyHanselSammyChazDrew
>>817513So, imagine Shef Sheffield, but he was all evil, fucked up and wanted to kill his twin brother and his family...
>>817577Also probably not in a open relationship.
>>817578he's aroace
I want more art of Yashu and Wendy.Shipping art.the cuter the better.
>>817486here's more infoHe's probably a reoccuring antagonist like Eric Cartmann if he isn't then he is a supporting on his own.He is actually a terrible teacher since most of his tecahings are vents or rants about things he hates, he also shows kids random unrelated subjects such as Why furries are hot, Why kids and animals can always consent and Why trannies don't deserve to live.He is also a pedophile, zoophile, lolicon, child molester, rapist, racist, KKK, conservative, liberal, mysogynist, misandrist, nazi fetishist.He is a biology teacher. Here's one of his abilitiues, he can have his multi arms strech out of his rib-cageOekaki Post (Time: 3m, Replay: View)
>>817609He was a manifestation made as a last attempt by the native americans as a ditch but when they realize that all colonizers are mentally ill and probably realized race-fetishism will exist now. They tried to kil him, but it failed.He was nothing up until the hiroshima bombings where he truly manifested, when the americans got a hold of japanese's lolicon, it awakened something that they were hiding along, they were closeted pedophiles. destroying their mental sanity and also furries, autism and the internet further solidified the people's mental illness that Skimshbag manifested as everything wrong with america.He has multiple fetishes, feet, vore, rape, guro, lolicon, shotacon, bsdm, lax, furrification, transformation, inflation, muiltilation, parasites, politics and many more.Unlike him being an evil manifestation, he doesn't go after female children since they aren't like his "100-year old isekai demon loli girlfriend". He never takes of his clothes since they are a part of his body.Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)
>>817610He is also the sole cause of Cripple Fucker's fetish, cuase he groomed him when he was a baby.Skimshbag is also a hypocrite, and has multiple pronouns
>>817603I will not take such insults laying down Lardslie
>>817612I bet that's all you do.
>>817615Will you two just shut up and kiss already?
>>817616As long as she doesn't project her daddy issues onto me
Jonesy/Asimov/Time Traveler OT3
>>817623alty and hunger games Jonesy are totally a thing so Jonesy x tt are universal constant?
>>817627Calling it, Jonesy Prime has rocking cans in the future.
>>817623Name a more toxic trio in North Park
>>817632tt and Jonesy would be surprisingly healthy and wholesome.
>>817633yeah but asimov being involved just brings out the venom in them
>>817609Couple questions for OCs interactionWhat he is like with Elmer since he loves the USA so muchWhat does he think about Crip since he is a big bio loverWhy is he a professor for an elementary schoolWhy do some people get to be in his ribs while others not, why Fiona and nightmare guy not trapped in there
>>817633Jones is the only one who genuinely gives a rat ass about TT's Mental Health and knowing she's been through some shit for some reason
>>817642>Dannyanon having naughty thoughts
so we got 100% confirmation that maxanon was the troll all along and probably did the ads in some weird attempt to boost our notoriety do we just dream childanon him?
>>817648I'm willing to give him another chance, but only if he comes over here and draws something for us. To prove we can trust him again. If he fails to do this, then his nefarious misdemeanor shalt not be forgiven and he will be contained to /co/
>>817648yeah no shit I knew it was him the whole time. I even said it was him before.best to just ignore him since he craves attention. As for the character you can choose to not use him anymore if you want, it's not like he was being used much recently anyway.
>>817650he's canonically dead to me
>>817648Didn't you come from the ads, Dannyanon?
>>817652yeah but that's like saying if I was a rape baby of the family that means i should be good wirh the person who raped our mom
Does North Park have any canonical rape babies?
>>817653I shouldn't laugh at rape jokes, but you just called yourself maxanon's son.
Any brap art of North Park?
Can someone draw Posie kissing Butters?
>>817577>far left middlei would like you to know that i will be cumming my brains outthank you this will be very useful for science..>>817660i can give it a try. it's been a while since i drawn anything np related and i think i need to practice the official sp style a bit
>>817660i used all my style-mimicry autism for this lol. my app even crashed and it had to auto-restore the filepeculiar ship, but i dont judge. if sp and np crossed over i see her swooning more over clyde if anything
>>817673Cute! Wonder why you think she'd be for Clydem though.
>>817673>>817673Love it. Thanks for the quick delivery.Also does the ninja comic have an ending? >>>150993736 I'm curious what happened to Posie.
>>817673Dellysama... I kneel...
After seeing Cassandra's cheerleader outfit with her big ass, I kinda want someone to draw her farting.
>>817639He does not care for Elmer since Skimshbag always brings up colonization whist fetishizing to the extreme in an attempt to make Elmer have hrt.Check >>817611, but tldr, Skimshbag once groomed cripple kid to getting a cripple fetish. Its horrible I knowTo make his wet dream cime true, feet and also to make kids "educated" on topics such as christian nationality, nun vore porn and piss christ (though the plan failed and forgotten)His rib cage is only for specific people, such as people who shaped America's image but for the worst like politicians, Randy Stair (a granny that shot up a store for his cartoon ghost gf), Charlie Kirk (a jew who wanted everyone to be Christian and dishonest, also was a gun worshipper who also said shit which resulted in hus death), anyone whos a pussy, any fake teen and also in the future Francesca Amee Johnson will be in it. They hate fun btw
Can someone draw the Stretch Momstrongs, please?
>>817681He will also rape you if you draw "problematic" content such as Trans women, straight shipping art and wendigo stuff.He hates you and wants you as a sex object, yiu what's you to goon while he is outside. Troll him and the opposite will happen though he will still be around
>>817690Cute
>>817696Thanks, I had to slave over a hot inspect element and CSP.
So Skrimp anon is posting on /co/
>>817611>>817681In cripple kid's side, he is deeply afraid of him as Skimshbag keeps persuing him when he's alone, since he groomed him as a baby and gave him a cripple fetish.Cripple Kid always neevr comments on him even as a 4th grade teacher, he is a major victim of skimshbag or desu america.Skimshbag alwyas touches and grooms him for no reason only to ruin him further. sometimes the most positive interactions are when he is ignored since there are students.he also rapes him sometimesOekaki Post (Time: 23m, Replay: View)
Actually Cripplefucker's backstory is that he got taken care of by a cute benevolent girl in a wheelchair(who was in love with him) before she died ... which mentally broke Crip(even more than before) and now he views every crippled person as a benevolent being that takes care of him and wants the best for him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNqSxwLTjG4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BORthBuEo-k
>>817717he still grroms him tho. why wasnt this in the wiki
>>817718so this means either skimshbag exacerbated cripple fucker's fetish by grooming him when his adoptive mom died or...?
>>817715Don't know how much of this is shitposting, but I like this art piece. Will you draw Skimshbag harassing more students?
>>817722doin the opposite, he HATES when ppl doesn't identify him as black. he later hit her in the head with a wrench.the gang are in his dimension in this image (yes he has one, its where he keep his "kids" who are just akin to puppets he can use, the only holding him back is that they act on their own though, they don't stop skimshbag since in the end. they are just parts of him).also he has a puppet fetishOekaki Post (Time: 13m, Replay: View)
This feels hilariously forced and unfunny to be fair
>>817732Yeah, Skrimp should get into a fight with him and erase both from reality.
>>817733WHOS SKRIMP, lemme have a ref sheet to see how they fair.also skimshbag is kinda a sincere character like Fiona and heather
another fact, he has 36 tb of child porn btw on his trans-colored puterOekaki Post (Time: 16m, Replay: View)
hi, you don't know me, but i recently hacked into the north park mainframe and got leaks for the yet-to-be-released North Park Rally, i could only get drew's files before officer gency showed up at my door, here's the log-in if you wanna get into it and maybe find some other characters or kartsi heard they spared no expense on the voice acting, i might try to leak some soundbytes if i get the chancename: mikehuntpassword: crustyc00chie
>>817778RAPE ERAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>817778How would we find this mainframe?
>>817781dude u jokin' u know the website is the official north park video game site, same studio that released that crappy party game like two years ago, dog "North Park: Spin the Bottle: Girls vs. Boys Challenge: Kiss of Death"stop clowning, dawg
>>817782I'd figure, but they're no log in.Also yeah the party game was turbo ass, how the fuck did they manage to not get the actors from the show? AND IT WAS JUST THE CAST OF SOTN?!?!
>>817783i know i hear most of the VAs are pretty easy to pay, especially if it's an NP thing don't worry man, they got the VAs this time>no log inLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLnice try officer gency
>>817783Seriously, who had the bright idea of making Dracula voice Danny?
>>817786Bro why the fuck did Drew Carey voice Drew??Why the FUCK was Savannah voiced by someone's kid???WHY THE FUCK WHERE THERE SEVEN CHARACTERS??WHERE'S MANDY?WHERE'S JERRY?
>>817787From what I know, Mandy and Jerry were cut late in development, despite being MAIN CHARACTERS, all the cut content made it into the PC version, which was only released in former Soviet countries and SE Asia.
>>817778>Before Officer Gencydrew anon, I will make an OC made specifically to catch anons trapped in the north park universe and force them back into the real world. get ready to hide
>>817790Alright, make her a big titty bimbo, and I'll turn myself in.No no, a big booty loli--Look just send over Sabrina in a cop outfit.
Nice to know you guys are still alive and kicking somewhat, I'll probably make some new NG art in the future, definitely gonna revamp the art I made of the human disguise concept because with hindsight it could've been ALOT better instead of what I did.
To the bunny ear anon, if you're lurking, drew them.>>817792Heya Lunarisanon!
>>817798I'm not that guy
Announcement /npg/I have a proposal and I need to see if you guys want it. so I might use lovable AI to create a 4chan like website just for North Park. NorthChan. Anyone can post anonymously and I will regulate (possibly with other anons if they want) just incase someone does some not so legal stuff. So far in draft I am able to get mods, image and text posting and threads all in 1 board. I can also make it a Booru too. so we can post artwork. I could add a search function and tag which will make it easier. Heck I can even record some of the stories. But they will come in update batches instead of a dump unless you guys want it another way.However im not allowed to have porn on it. If the /npg/ reception to it is not great, then I must not make it. I will always have the consent of the community.
Can't you guys make an /npg/ board on 8ch or 4chanplus? There's quite a few boards on 8 about individual projects and you guys seem to have at least 8-9 active people. Plus you can dump porn there since the rules there are very lax, especially if the boards are your own (As long as you abide by the global rules which are pretty simple, no irl stuff and no toddler or furry. Well furry is allowed, but only on boards related to the subject. Sholi is allowed as far as I know)
>>817800>>817802Why in Allah's name would you think that's an idea worth considering? We hardly have any activity here, in our /i/ general, let alone enough for our own site.
>>817800No offense, while that's a cool idea, like the other Anons said, I dunno if it's a good idea.>BooruAren't we technically allowed on the /co/ Booru like that Thong Squad "Project"
Since Halloween is coming up, reposting this.
>>817820Is she some kind of bunny angel?
>>817824Angel Gabby from Angel Hare, an analogue "horror" series.
>>817825Oh, so Leslie's into horror?
>>817826A bit, she tend to draw the line at body horror, she's the type of girl who'll point out the flaws in Saw traps.
>>817828Body horror's my line, too.
>>817829The Thing still haunts her in dreams.
I just saw some art of Lisa Stanky.I now want her to sit on me
>>817833the smell would kill you
>>817834Ok, and?
Can someone draw Mandy crop-dusting someone? Kinda like this
>>817860rope yourself fartfag
>>817872There's a kid whose name is literally Cripplefucker but farts are too far?
>>817873yes
>>817874How?
Tomorrow will be Nos and Rayne's birthday
>>817875Because Farts are fucking grossCripples can be cute
>>817878What if a cute girl brapped?
>>817879still gross
>>817881To you
>>817860I genuinely hope you fucking die, nobody likes you, you ruin every thread you're in, you just keep fucking pushing your shitty fetish and you keep on with that exchange, like fuck dude, take the hint you goddamn nigger.
>>817877Whose ready for their birthday?
>>817886I've seen worse. There's some guy who constantly wants to fuck Stephanie from Lazytown on /tv/ and they spam threads there a fuckton. It's genuinely creepy
>>817888Aw man, don't remind me of those creeps. /tv/ is all the flaws of /co/ and more
>>817889And they have the nerve to call /co/ faggy.
>>817860When I said we welcome all artist, I mean you make the art, not beg for it. We welcome contribution not parasites.
Asimovanon posted his updated would you list
>>817897>Won't fuck Slappywhat's wrong with him??????
>>817898Canonically tiny weird clown peen
>>817897>>817902>not having Sid as a top spot>taking any of these tier list seriously Why do you two have to be so dishonest sometimes
it's been so long since i've done one of these lol'maybe' and 'no' are in no particular order i'm just way too lazy to sort all that
Happy Birthday Rayne and Nos!
>>817908Just learned about Rayne. She's so cute!
>>817897>>817902>>817905what's the site I wanna make one
>>817914https://tiermaker.com/create/north-park-cast-15237346
>>817916>>817917Thanks for the Link!I'm so fucked up! Really need to draw Sabrina pounding at some point.. Beansy pounding too.
I think Blenny is cute. Wonder what he thinks of Damien and Satan
>>817942He's jealous of Damien because he's in line to inherit hell after his father. He respects Satan's power and influence over the sinners, not really the guy himself. he hates faggots.
>>817946Blenny could help out immensely this season. He'd just kill Satan and save him from his new abusive partner.Also, hating gays isn't a dealbreaker for me
>>817947Outspoken antifags usually have skeletons in the closet
>>817918I feel like sex with Dorothy would be terrifying because she could have a heart attack and die at any moment Would Mute even make noise during sex or show any signs of pleasure?Lisa is Lisa.
>>817949>DorothyBring a defib.>He doesn't know Mute would screamLisa makes my dick go absolutely nuts, I might draw some shameless selfsert porn or something soon.
>>817948Well, Blenny literally hates humanity, so it's not surprising.Too bad he can't actually kill people
>>817949Unless it's a rape session (on her end), if you're close enough to Mute that she'll let you bone her, I believe that's a relationship close enough that she'll allow you hear her god-awful voice
>>817902My reasons for the "Let's stay friends" tier is they're too nuts, they're husbands would kill me, or something wrong with them that sex with them would be bad.It's basically a soft no with terms and conditions.
>>817905This was fun
>>817918>willing to have sex with Maize, Diana, Mon Calamari, River and Goupa.Did Nolan posted this
I'll throw myself in the mix too
Not gonna lie this thing is a weird confidence booster, I like that some people wanna bone my characters.
>>817969Lust is a powerful tool, don't be afraid of it.
>>817955Wow, rare actual Muteanon? I had no idea you made Agatha
>>817955Need more Mute x Hansel content
Would Galatea (Asimov's fun mom) be able to run games with her eyes?
>>817999yes
>>818000I could see Jerry trying that, completely ignoring the fact from his POV a human is letting him do this.He quits 10 minutes in because the graphics suck to him.
>>817970I'm not, trust me, I'm not....My lust is what's driving me to draw.Sorry, it ain't Lels for once.
wanna post a piece of my WIP for shits and giggles
>>818013Who's that? I don't know every character, so my first guess was Galatea, but the eyes don't match up.
>>818014Appears to be Beansy
>>818015Wait, is that a facesit ref?I'm looking forward to this...
>>817973Yeah I did, my initial concept of her was way different from what the thread did with her lol, but I like the ideas you guys came up with :)I lurk threads and draw every once in a blue moon
Happy Halloween, let see some nice costumes you guys design
>>818030fair.
drewanon, is that you???
>>818023>>817820
skimsh in a ween costume
>>818023He totally rocks that, though
This role play is a bit too authentic
>>818075That staff is just panties nailed to sticks. Classic Chaz.
Stay outta trouble out there, yah hear?
>"Hey, you guys mind getting the lead out and free me? My mom called me saying it's time for dinner, and I have to piss like a race horse.
>>818084Lead? Ok, I gotta hurry up... tommorrow. Gotta catch the newest episode
>>818084>I gotta piss like a race horseAnnnnnnnnnnd into my mouth, you sloppy bitch.
>>818085>"First, rude.">>818088>"Second, rude, my aim is bad, and the cult has been feeding me a fuckton of Italian, my piss smells of garlic."
I guess Nicole didn't get the memo
>>818092I'm here! I wasted half an hour of my time to a mid Halloween special.Anyway, how can I help?
>>818095>"Find the code to the pad lock, and get me out of this dog cage!"
>>818094Rachel: Nicole, We're suppose to be DC Superheroes, why are dressed up like that slut from Disney??
>>818100A code? You got any idea what it could be? Like any clues?
>>818110>"I dunno… Try checking Chaz's room?"
>>818115Ok, I'm in his room. I don't see any code. I do see he likes Venusmon from Digimon.Maybe if I look under his bed?
>>818116>"Try there, probably amongst the pile of his mom's panties..."
Here's major canonical relationships and incidents with some characters with skimshbag.Skimshbag like any other pedophile grooms kids on discord but one caught his attention the most. Skankhunt69 (an alias used by Lisa Stanky), after she cuaght him in her trap. They had a conversation, she lies about being a male which skimshbag loves.Then something unexpected happened, he is interested in her trolling scheme, and they bonded online as she stays in her room...Though attending his class is off as usual but again, he is nice to her internet identity which he did not realize it was one of his students. Then when they "trolled" someone and led her down a rabbithole online, she slowly gets groomed by Skimshbag online to do heinous things.Like sending nudes, asking where she lives, she was deeply afraid since they didn't want to "break up". It got so bad she had to go outside and break down. just for a bit.Blenny and skimshbag have the only positive realtionship since they are both horrible beings bent on chaos and violence though Blenny on the other hand doesn't like his creepy predatory behavior but since Skimshbag is an actually ally of his he can't deny he is nice to edgy demons!they are somehow friends.Fiona is always being chased down by Skimshbag to enter his dimension inside his ribcage for some reason. Since he can see ghosts as well. One day he was inactive and she went up to his ribcage and saw a familiar face....it was her distant cousin, Jeffery Epstein (her baby cousin since she died in 1950s and epstein was born in the same era she died on).She did not think Jeffery would be a multibillionare sex offender only to die and be a chastised soul, not gooning for agony in Skimshbag's hellish ribcage.she can only mutter one word"EPSTEIN???"He then attempted to catch her with the ribcage by snapping it in front of her and failed.Skimshbag once successfully hacked Galatea Capek into having a foot fetish program within her, (1/2)Oekaki Post (Time: 46m, Replay: View)
>>818117Weird, but okay>8 minutes later...I think it's this one. Is the code 1031?
>>818118>Skimshbag once successfully hacked Galatea Capek into having a foot fetish program within herYou're evil incarnate
>>818118suprisingly she broiught her life together and lived normallySkimshabg has rape victims, the most affected aside from Cripple Fucker was Mac Tonight, he raped him since you know.This gave him immense PTSD, so much he cannot forget it. he had to delete his data to attempt to forget.another one was mazieby, ironically also a child molester
>>818120you might say he's skimshbag, he seems like he shoves fetishes down people's throats.
>>818122thayts right he does!he once showed kids a furry animation of soft vore and hard vore complete with chewing and clood as the furry absorbs the to ge a huge dick as it transforms into a dick ball to infinitely cum until it dies.he showed this to kids in hopes of kids "learning how digestion works@ and to make them irreversibly addicted to cock vore and to vore small animals. (this obviously failed, he did show it though, you can imagine the reactions)Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)
>>818123and no, they did not get any information about digestion here
>>818119>"Lemme just...">*click*>"Of course, that worked... Thanks anon! Now my mom won't kill me!"
>>818127Yay! You're free!
>>818129>"Thanks again! Here, have some spare candy!"Anon has received:>3 Hrd Cndy>1 Crml Appl Pop>Choco Bar (Fun Size)>"Now, if you excuse me, I need to put out a fire..."
>>818130Nice! See ya!
>>818130*hides in Leslie's bathroom with a camera*toilet time
>>818134>"You do realize this is the Hansley's bathroom, right?"
>>818135I don't give a fuck, I've got the coveted piss footage.
>>818136>"Damn anon, you are a freak..."
>>818137You goddamn right, I'll leave you alone now.
>>818138>"Note to self: charge freaks to take lewd pics..."
Just wanna say North Park feels more like South Park than Modern South Park
>>818144Thx, probably cause we're not corporations
>>818148*we're not tied down by corporations
>>818148>>818149>>818144And funded by insane people like
>>818148>>818149That, and you can actually do things with characters you rarely use without being Rick and Morty levels of obnoxiously meta.
>>817955MUTE IS GOING TO TAKE THAT BMC (Big Melville Cock) AND ENJOY EVERY INCH OF IT YOU FREAK. IT'S HIS DESTINY TO BE T.T's FATHER. MWAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAA>No! Mute is for big NASTY DIRTY homeless cock!!! especially tentacle demon cock.Hey what do you mean you're taking demon Hansel cock, but not Blenny cock? You double standard freak. >>817961>Brown and gingers and some female consentaclesYou're not slick, I see right through you. You like that strawberry chocolate, motherfucker. You view them white folk like trophies, das racist, but your true calling is THE CHOCOLATE.
A nice cup of cocoa to get cozy with...
>>818154
>>818155Since South Park sucks now (the show's words, not mine), I might as well live in North Park. I get to hang with cuties like Leslie (you) and you guys go on adventures that South Park can't
Had this fucking weird ass nightmare. So I was watching the new South Park episode, and I got to the ending where the boys have to accept that Stan is going to live in a retirement home. Then, seconds after they leave, Cartman, covered in puke and dirt, wanders into the scene in a daze and barely coherent. The show ends, and I get up to leave, only to see this giant vat of green goo in my room. I ignore it and walk away downstairs, and I see my entire extended family all chatting away normally. I get a snack, go back upstairs, and I see some guy on top of the edge of the goo vat. I yell at him, but it's too late, and he falls inside. I'm disturbed by this, but then it increased tenfold when the goo starts rising into the air and taking various shapes. it starts talking, and it's the guy from before, who has become one with the goo. He says he's going to start eating people, slips out of the vat, and slithers to where my family is. I run after him, but it's too late as I see him attach to someone's arm and start consuming him, The Thing-style. The person is eaten alive, and the goo guy starts aiming for another one. I run to the kitchen to find some way to fix this. I pull out a bar of soap, and it is somehow able to counteract the property of the goo. I jam my arm with the soap, inside the goo, and it lets out a horrible yelp before being absorbed. You're most likely curious why it was a bar of soap that absorbed him and not a sponge or something. I have no idea. I'm holding this green glowing bar of soap that I have no idea what to do with. I loosen my grip for a little, and goo begins spilling out of the soap, so I clench my fist on the soap before anything happens. I'm panicking and terrified about what I'm supposed to do as I have this evil goo monster in the palm of my hand, and my remaining surviving family members are somehow continuing their conversation as normal, as if half of them weren't assimilated. Then I wake up. Any North Parks for this feel?
>>818173That's so much better than the actual episode, ngl
I retire for one week and we get a fartfag, people talking about their dreams, some old heads return without posting any art and absolutely no one else of note you guys are hopeless perhaps I should stick around just a little bit longer
>>818180I'm relatively new to North Park, to be honest. I heard about it a ton because someone kept talkin about it on /co/. I just wanna talk about some of the characters
>>818184First: Welcome!Second: the /co/ posting is mostly a troll, sometimes we may chime in, but it's a troll.
>>818184welcome
>>818184Alright then, let's talk. What's on your mind?
>>818185Well, that troll's the reason I know about this place, so I guess it's fine.>>818187Who's that? Are they a vampire or ghost?>>818188I guess about Time Traveler. Is she stuck in a time loop? Because Asimov Prime's the reason she can time-travel to begin with.
>>818189thats ula she an albino vampire in fact she's the head vampire of the North Park vampire Society
>>818189Also for the second question at first but then the loop kind of got broken in the current meta
>>818187actually he hasOekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)
>>818189While Primesimov is the reason she can save herself from the bad future and therefore hope for a second chance, there is no one T.T. hates more than him and by proxy, Asimov himself. To be in her position is nothing short of tragic. Waking up every day to a ruined wasteland, dried up corpses devoid of anything that could identify them littering the ground you walk on. Legos at every corner, hungry to consume you. Synthetic prisons holding what used to be the last remnants of humanity, at least, the ones still recognizable as human. No signs of greenery anywhere, just dull greys and browns. Robot military force still patrolling the ground, looking for anything to quarantine. the only thing you have to your name is a ratty, old and worn grey jacket that smells like weed. All because of that damn robot that has a mouth, but refuses to scream. Then you get a second chance to change things, to give yourself a chance to not just save yourself, but everyone else who perish. And when you get there, you see that same robot, who caused everyone so much pain, just hanging out with other kids and enjoying himself. Wouldn't that piss you off?
plus you can just check the wiki, whatever's easier
>>818190Cool how they casually have actual Vampires there.>>818191>>818194That really puts things into perspective. Geez...Their moms are ok, though. their sister, not so much
>>818197The Vampires are the Vamp Kids of North Park, the joke is that no one knows they're real vampires.
>>818203I'm pretty sure at this point everyone knows
>>818204Probably, I mean, who else would order vats of SPF ∞?
>>818205SPF? Is that South Park Fries or something?
>>818208Thats sunscreen it stands for sun protection Factor
>>818210Oh, that makes sense!
long way let down
Houben Residence, 1st Floor, Living Room
Vera in her hunting grounds feeding on creeps in back alleys
And then AP was using her the whole time to pretty much assisted Suicide his entire timeline.There's also the pile of dead TTs that failed and got killed in various ways.There's also at least some part of her that really wants to like Asimov, which is a whole other can of worms
>>818257meant for >>818194
>>818257>There's also at least some part of her that really wants to like Asimov, which is a whole other can of wormsSome of my favorite lore I wish would come up more often
>>818256Cute.>>818257>>818260I loved doomed love
>>818260Based ship, get Asimov away from that half-clown freak and drooling retard.
>>818275You mean Beansy and Drew? But Drew seems alright
>>818276Beansy and Drew are for me.I will also draw porn of Sabrina soon.
ASIMOV IS SO FUCKING CUTE! I CAN'T STAND IT!
>>818278quiet TT
>>818276She's literally half clown half eldritch abomination, her dad fucking with that shit is why Nightmare Guy exists.
>>818280My man, re-read the Lore, Nightmare Guy may or may not be Bongo's reincarnation/Bongo died doing the invisible box trick fucking with Mime Magic and died in front of the whole time a miserable death and everyone laughed at the funny clowns.Slappy was sobbing, trying to open the invisible box, and the whole town thought it was just part of the act.
>>818281Where do you think he got the mime-magic from?What, is a mime gonna tell him?Write it down on some invisible paper?
>>817623Jonesy just thinks they are Mischief Maker partners in crime totally unaware this is their 3rd dateTT is ready to introduce friends totally kiss on the lips nothing gay about that to this "friendship" knowing for God damn well she's going to fall for it....and Asimov is there I guess I just wanted to add them him the picture since both of these people bully him
>>818284Cucked into existence
>>818285This Asimov Prime sits on a chair the corner of the room eternally watching
Does TT still kill Asimov after AP's timeline is wiped out?like her mission is complete, and the threat of A2 is gotten rid of later down the line.
>>818285>>818286Man DA, whatchu got against the cute robot boy?
>>818288That's how you >>818284 literally just described AP coming back into existence I just ran with it
>>818289Don't try to hide what you did
>>818289>>818290I was more in the thought line of an Asimov head getting constantly fucked with leading to AP happening.Don't involve me in your cuckshit fantasies
>>818291That's not how it came across man. so in this new timeline does AP make everyone fuck to death while he watches? Is this the origin of the sex universe
episode NTTR after the decapitated head of an old Asimov Reactivates in Jonesy's closet let's call him Asimov C and he watches a make-out session with tt and Jonesy a new bad timeline is made where in this future everyone fucks to death while cuckimov prime watches a new sex negative super Puritan time traveler comes to North Park to rid of all its sexual energy Chaz the fucker Society, Missy and Ula gets a futuristic chastity belts placed on the while the Armstrong's get some sort of modesty covering goo that covers all there shame placed upon them it up to Jonesy and regular tt to stop this tyrannical Puritan
>>818292He just does what the original AP did, hence why I had him fading back into existence.he faded out of existence when his timeline was destroyed
>>818293I'd rather not honestly
>>818295Why so serious?
>Jonesy possesses Asimov, uses him to do lewd shit with TT>Asimov can feel everything but Jonesy keeps edging him.>Something distracts Jonesy leading to her control slipping and Asimov robo-creampies TT>Jonesy makes him plow her as punishment>Both of the end up carrying Asimov's cyborg spawn
>>818296I just hate cuckshit.
>>818298Don't worry He's just the Catalyst of the episode we're mainly dealing with Puritan TT or PuriTTan
>>818299He or she should have a futuristic fanny pack since that is the most unsexiest article of clothing to pull out his anti-sex weapons
>>818300They should be stacked and completely hate it, like the opposite of how TT wishes she has tits but is flat as a board
>>818293PuriTTan should attack the maid Cafe sort of like the Terminator from Terminator I think it was either two or three as his or hers first stop to eliminate sex in North Park
>>818297hot~
>>818302>They deal with the final target>They fade out of existence>Everything they did is undone>Turns out, they're from a timeline where TT was actually conceived sexually rather than a tube
>>818305But since everything is undone wouldn't they come back she's just RGB lighting fading in and out of existence
>>818308The one time the time cops may actually be necessary yet they don't show up
You promise to take Rosalind tagging She’s just looking for her empty spot you going to be here for a while
Anyone got that Danny Slader image?
>>818311How much of this is still true today?
>>818311>>818312we need a Asimov slander image gets genocidal at the slightest provocation
>>818313That's just Asimov 2, and he had a valid reason to hate humanity.Not defending genocide, btw.
>>818314nah nah this >>818290 would imply it regular Asimov since a2 is just a head in gardener teddy's shed its always been Asimov
>>818315he was scapegoating a2 all along Asimov 1 has been the evil twin
>>818314>Not defending genocide, btw.well I am! FUCK ALL THINGS SUPERNATURAL! PURGE THE INFAIDELS!ERRADICATE VAMPS TO A BLODDSTAIN ON THE FLOOR! SCRAP THE ROBOTS! THE AUSTRALIANS CAN GO TO!
>>818315That's not Asimov, that's a revived Asimov head.Asimov is completely unaware of this
>>818317shut up you, you have no almost art, almost no episodes, and definitely no bitches
>>818318So what you're telling me is cuckimov prime is canonical and share the same memories as AP basically making them the same entity balls in your court
>>818315That's Asimov Prime, who's a fusion of both of them....so still Asimov>>818317Who's this chick?
>>818320No, I'm saying it's an entirely different character from A1 and A2.so this theoretical AC and the resultant Prime would be a derivative with entirely different memories
>>818316Didn't we already do this song and dance in an old thread?
>>818323But then how does he fade back into existence that would imply he left existence to begin with which would mean he'd have to be the original Asimov Prime see you activated my trap card AA>>818322Vanessa halestead Supernatural genocidal freak , monster fucker's polar opposite, number one Vera hater, a man from the Edwardian era who keeps swapping bodies and dropping Supernatural bodies till he got to the modern times this girl and goes by Vanessa
>>818325...I can fix them
>>818312Danny truly is AU bizarro Max if Max was a brown haired kid with a cute blonde "gf" sister. He's like the Son of Father from Bread Boys.He truly is Max jr. They truly are yin yang. Even his arrogance matches him. His father would be so proud.... in a twisted sort of way.
>>818326fixing Vanessa geez talk about sisyphean
>>818325My idea was completely separate from yours, hence me saying >Don't involve me in your cuckshit fantasies
>>818328I mean, I don't like Vampires, so I should be good in their eyes, right?
>>818327Stop hating is bad Asimovanon we're just having fun here playing games
>>818324Dannyanon has a really weird fixation on Asimov actually being evil.
>>818329Then why'd you delete it because you knew it was show that you led to the idea happening I wouldn't had this idea if you didn't impregnated me with your brain baby and now you deny your own son be the father you're supposed to be
>>818331I didn't post that, All I've posted is >>818297
>>818333DA, you're starting to sound like Max and it's creeping me out
>>818334prove it with a screen shot so we can see if there's a you on it
>>818330If you're not Supernatural in a way then you should be good though you'll have to deal with her does this make me gay side of her
>>818336k
>>818338and extra proof that post wasn't me
>>818327Danny is going to yell in his Teens Titans Robin voice "I'M NOTHING LIKE YOU" while pulling out the list of differences conveniently written down on Max's page.20 whole points of how similar Danny and Max are despite being red vs blue.https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/MaxI think Danny is going to go insane over his rapist father.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BXDO98nRcHo
>>818338hahaha really cute but i meant the one you're claiming not to be you what does this even prove? this >>818331 one if it helps
>>818341here >>818339
>>818338>>818339fine I believe you
This thread's been weird...And it'll get weirder since we've hit bump limit.
>>818343CoolWhat did you think of >>818297by the way?
>>818344God I hope not
>>818317Made for Correction by Nightmare guy
>>818345its cool
>>818340I should have known it was you
>>818327Thanks for reminding me. Oh cool they posted 12 days ago. Hahaha father is going insane that he can't catch his son in the act of gooning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eBu3wQKHcAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjF2zZruoCM
With the way PuriTTan dresses, you'd think she'd come from the 17th century, not 17 decades in the future. Here to purge degeneracy, North Park is a hotbox of drugs, sex, booze and cucks. Not wanting to risk showing some skin(her wrists) to anyone who can see, her time travel device of choice is a huge solid clock that she lugs around with her to go anywhere. Do not even attempt to steal it, she will use it to bludgeon you to near death.
>>818347>Made for Correction by Nightmare guy Stuffing her in the hell mouth in his chestthere, added a fix there 4u
>>818349My name is Trey Parker and I LOVE Tegridy.
>>818351Purittan blowing a gasket after reading Agatha's doujin yaoi comics
>>818355She flips her lid when she sees the maid cafe, and Maria in nothing but a bikini and her lab coat gives her the fits
>>818351>There's a one-shot fetishistic fashion character that's in love with having sex with plastinc mannequins in clothes and find organic bodies disgusting.>TT is stuck between a conundrum of taking off her clothes temporarily so she doesn't get raped by the clothes fetisher and ....>She burns the cum-soaked clothes to a crisp and tries to find new clothes, but to no avail. All the clothes in this AU are too conventionally sexy.
>>818351Is this her Halloween costume or a TT from another timeline? If it's the former,
>>818359If it's the former, I guess time traveling screwed with her sense of time
>>818359it's this >>818293
>>818361So she doesn't like sex? How will the human race reproduce, then?
>>818363To be fair they all died out because of sex in her timelineI imagine she has more of an very old fashioned kind of view of sex only married couples they can't have any public display of affections nothing and the least bit titillating
>>818364Oh, she'd HATE Panty and Stocking, then.I imagine she somehow got it canceled in her timeline
>>818365No it was probably canceled due to the Apocalypse caused by a giant cuck robot forcing everyone to fuck and suck until they all died while it watches from its Eternal cock chair
>Excessive sex causes deathWhat? do they all turn into Species-tier locust aliens that spread an infertile virus through sex and everyone dies from infertility?
>>818368Probably
>>818368most Died due to dehydration, hunger, lack of nutrition, various sex related injuries and some drowned in various bodily fluid. it's Non-Stop sex sess till they dropped and sometimes they keep going after they dropped. The Legends say it was pleasure until it was pain and then it became someone pleasurable again then extremely painful and then numbness and then even more painful and then pleasurable again and then they died.
>>818371Chaz was then found dead in the streets 2 minutes later
wtf happened i only haven't checked in for like 1 day lol
>>818373Dannyanon showed up and we made a better episode for free than Matt and Trey can with 1.5 billion dollars
>>818373which anon is this
>>818372He suffers a fate worse than death Eternal chastity belt it can only be removed if you are planning to procreate (not for pleasure) with your wife in a secluded area and then it comes back on like a Spider-Man symbiote after the seed is dispensed into your wife of course she'll never experience the orgasm and foreplay is not allowed
Future Leslie's Blood and Sex Cult went a bit too far in this timeline, didn't?
>>818378Blood for the blood God sex for the sex god
>>818377...Jesus, killing him would be more merciful
cuckimov prime wept for there is no more n hentia tags left to do
I, for one love this insane Dannyanon.Maybe someone else will finally keep my company in North Park, I will open the portal for him soon.
North park nights in this else world episode north park is a speak easy in the 1920's owned by the main three but when the greedy gangter Vera see their business is cutting into her profits she tries to get the corrupt cop gancy to shut them down. this just Harlem nights with north park
>>818389I wanna see 1920's Jerry
>>818389it then turns into sinners at the halfway point
>>818397it's one of the few times the vamps are allowed to be dangerous and kill a few of the main cast since it isn't Canonical
>>818398Like a Treehouse of Horror episode? Nice!Maybe North Park should have non-canon episodes so supernatural/android/whatever characters can show how they can be taken seriously
>>818297>>818371Is Asimov-Prime strictly straight or he let's the humans fuck anything even the squirrels in the trees and the trees themselves since a hole is a hole to Asimov or is that illogical for a robot and he's straight as an arrow?Asimov-Prime! stop!! the human race cannot handle this much sexooo!!!! your life has become nothing but sex!! Staph it!!! This is madness!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAZiDlM6MV4Any of you watched the Species movies and the deleted scene where Patrick strangles a guy pretending to be a woman in bed?
3rd grade girl urban explorers
>>818408Lol, the oppai loli is still seething about losing the CKbowl
>>817631The AI in TT watch is busted stranding her in the near future so she goes to the one person who could talk to it to fix it though she gets a little surprise
>>818408>"Girls, I don't mean to bother you, but I'm stuck..."
>>818408Cuties! Especially Tricia
>>818444who the hell is Trisha
>>818449Well there's Trisha and Patricia but neither of them are in the picture
>>818432I'll get the jaws of life
>>818449The girl in the pink shirt. Unless I forgot her name
>>818453That's Ashley
>>818453If you mean the red head then that's Sabrina but if you mean the brown girl then that's Ashley
>>818454>>818455Yes, I meant Ashley. I somehow thought it was Trishia
Hands down the best character in the entirety of North Park. This is how you do trope subversion.https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/Rulf_Br%C3%BCkmalleg
>>818459What do you like about him? What trope does he subvert?
>>818460Yeah, I don't get it either. Is it that his plan of ridding the world of able-bodied is contradicting?
>>818416god i love bisexual tt so much
>>818462Ok, but what about Jonesy's ass?
the mark Vera: you're fucked up the last six cons Freddy but that guy over there looks pretty stupid so theres no way you could possibly screw this one up
>>818468i dont care i just love my boyfriend (female)
orb's last prophecy
teaser. might be one of skimshbag's "kids". so far i came up around 4. ill do ref sheets later
episode archive (Chronicle parody)Jerry, Mandy, chaz and Curtis are partnered up to make a documentary for a school project. while filming their project they come across a Crystal that gives Chaz, Mandy, and Jerry telekinetic powers. As the episode progresses Mandy Jerry and Chaz begin to become possessed by this Crystal making them almost a zombie like forcing them to collect things to feed the crystal. Curtis is extremely salty he didn't get any powers the entire time b plot Danny and Dani are mad by the amount of Psychics just popping up that's like they're one defining trait and its being diluted
>>818475Who's that other girl?>>818482Sounds cool! Curtis seems like he'd be a little annoying.
>>818487Lori long story short she was once Danny's orb of knowledge that Jerry fucking hated that was just a plot device to do what ifs and see alternate universes and then Jerry broke it Unleashing a very nihilistic ghost of an Oracle that tried to destroy the world and then she was reincarnated as Lori a happy-go-lucky girl who can see only bad futures and is incredibly unlucky
>>818488So Jerry's stuck with a reincarnated ghost he hates?
>>818489No he doesn't hate her they actually got along quite well once he unleashed the ghost and once they trapped her again in the orb he kind of got obsessed with it then she chose to reincarnate. From what I remember I think Jerry doesn't know Lori was orb (that's what we called the ghost) though neither does Lori. Lori feel some magnetic attraction towards Jerry though she doesn't know why just wants to make him happy for some reason
>>818491Aw, cute!Has she ever made him happy before?
>>818492it's a work in progress
>>818493Part of me wants to make a drawing of Jerry as a plush.He clearly doesn't like it
Puth her thaith, thshe thays thomethin ditherenth
Or don'th, she thosen'th care. Only ableth bodyth boys can thouchthe
>>818497>>818498Wait a minute...She's standing... How?
>>818499sold her friend Billie's soul to the devil (Blenny) so she could gain the ability to walk upright. Surely this will help her attract able-bodied boys to her...surely. Billie has currently been amputated and had her legs given to Georgina to fulfill the deal. Billie is a good friend.
Floor plan for Leslie's house, 1st floor
episode meth parkAfter Mandy and Chaz finds themselves locked in a unplugged freezer for a few days once they get out they soon discover the town they love is actually a meth field slums run by the Thompson drug cartel and the townsfolk are just their victims
>"he doesn't even complain about what he watches in it anymore, just scrolls and scrolls..."
>>818510Eh, I prefer Drew/Beansy/Asimov personally.TT/A1/Jonesy would be toxic as hell to poor Asimov, and he's a good boy who deserves to be happy.
>>818515He treats this thing like Netflix or Youtube
>>818516yeah to that I agree the angry internet ghost and the angry time traveler don't need no man
Episode raisins returnsVera and yashu has to work together because raisins has returned to North Park and it's not only taking their business but also their girls since they actually pay them up decent wage b plot after breaking something Lydia is forced to buy a new one so she has to get a job at the new raisins but can't let anyone know she's there so she takes up a new identity she bullies Jonesy into making her a actually new identity the ending is Vera and yashu are cornered There's No Escape Vera just pulls out a cell phone call the police claiming that there's a child exploitation business while the owner yells at her trying to convince the cops this isn't true but he gets arrested and the business shut down in North Park once again
>>818523>DannyAnon ruins one of the OG snipsweak
>>818528Just call her bi and stop being a baby
>Old ships from classic North Park are being forgotten/replaced with new ships featuring more recent charactersWhich classic ship is getting hit next? Posie x Sid? Delly x Crip?
>>818530They're rarely talked about so they're probably safe.TT gets brought up often because she's tied to Asimov so deeply
>>818530From what I've seen of North Park, "modern" North Park doesn't feel that different from "classic" North Park. Just something I've observed.'>>818531It's like how people ship Stan and Kyle or Butters and Kenny.
>>818528>>818530>>818531Pretty sure the ship sank and was dead with Beansy and Drew so take it up with them fag also you're welcome to draw and or write Asimov and time traveler all you want Unless you're saying the ship is ruined because There's a clearly superior ship and in that case I'm sorry that I caused controversy for my superiority
T.T x Asimov? T.T x Jonesy? Both shit.T.T x Romo is where it's at. They've got far better chemistry.
>>818533Big Max energy in this post
>>818534Holy crack ship Batman!
>>818532>From what I've seen of North Park, "modern" North Park doesn't feel that different from "classic" North Park. Just something I've observed.'Wait until you learn about the deeper lore. How every north park character is reincarnated from someone. How the founder place a book. How North park is being watched from a faction of the government. North park literally has a canon beginning and a canon ending. That being, some random named the founder came and married a frog. and that Asimov Prime destroy everything
>>818537I need all of this shit explained right now.Just link the Wiki pages for all of this
>>818297What would a Jonesy/Asimov baby look like?I kinda wanna see art of that "You spent nine months in my womb making me suffer, ONLY TO LOOK LIKE YOUR STUPID DAD!" Meme with Jonesy, TT, and Asimov
>>818539Jonesy and TT as the moms and Asimov as the dad btw, I don't want any mpreg shit
>>818541>T. Pussy
>>818539>>818541Jonesy and Asimov kinda already have a son Alex Alexander though Jonesy just calls him her brother he's the nepter of North Park forgotten most of the time
>>818543Weird looking shota. Does he get molested?
>>818543How is that even possible? Jonesy's a ghost and Asimov's an andriod.
>>818545She stole his code one time, which may as well be the robot equivalent of sperm
>>818546...well, if Satan can get pregnant in South Park, I shouldn't question that
>>818544>>818545long story short Jonesy used one of her eggs ( not like she was using them) and a copy of Asimov's sentience code as the sperm and sorta sped up time a few years on the internet and he popped out
>>818546>>818548>Code is spermDoes that mean that every time Asimov downloads himself into a new body that he's impregnating his new body with himself?
>>818549I guess so...
>>818550gross
>>818551Well, what else is he gonna do?
>>818535>>818533BDE? nonono, BME. I love Max Jr. I wonder what his father would think of him now.>>818543Oh no Jonesy is having children and proteges that mimic her autism and looks. Like father like son. Like mother like son. What kind of relationship does Jonesy have with her son? "Look at my beautiful blue virus, isn't it grand?" I hope she doesn't fuck her son. >inb4 somebody has to teach him the birds and the bees of viruses and robots, who else will? >inb4 that 1 time AA finds his mother's gangbang porn video.Danny were you Max's alter ego all along? having an autism battle with yourself?
>>818555do you believe your own lies? because I'm not buying them also Alex been here for at least a year now how have you missed this
>>818556He's kinda just there ... he doesn't do anything memorable. He's kinda like "Jonesy's son" rather than "Alex". If he came first and had more personality then Jonsey would be called Alex's mom just like Jerry's mom.
>>818557Well, I admire our little code sperm boi.
Behind closed doors. https://files.catbox.moe/yguofn.webp
Does this mean free pajama day for the 4th graders? https://files.catbox.moe/te6syv.webp
>>818560>>818562good shit
>>818562Maria/Kiddy?I don't see it.She doesn't seem to like big muscly men.Maybe it's because he's a dad?
Interaction if Asimov gets the last hit in the zombie Jonesy boss fightIt's the winter season that means Christmas clash is back baby!What is Christmas clash basically hypothetical North Park top down arcade shooter basically zombies ate your neighbors meets cod zombies. During a Christmas LARP snowball fight chaz played a dirty trick and threw a Frozen snowball at Danny head sending his powers over the Dead into overdrive which Resurrected the head of an ancient dead God under the lake near the Chateau the newly Resurrected then started raising the the Dead around town is up to a team of four of your favorite kid characters (and DLC of all the adult characters as kids) to face off against the zombie horde defeat the dead God's generals the zombies of all the ghosts and Dead characters we know and love And some that's just important to Lore and finally face off against the evil head Each playable character is one of either four archetypes reindeer ( speed), elf ( builder) Snowman( range) and Santa ( power)
>>818575God I loved this event hopefully we can make lightning strike twice this year
>>818575Yashu is a SantaCK is a Snowman (Because of his boomerang mask)Teeny Steeve is a reindeer
>>818578teeny steeve too small to be playable he's an asset character
>>818580>Is close to being homelessWhat's up with this? Is the Iris family really that close to having to move in with Hansel?
>>818575Fish Boy's costume for the event
>>818530Honestly thought I was the only one who noticed that and I have to admit I'm not a fan of it since the new ones get pushed so hard to be canon and basically replace what was previously there for years. Nu-Park is very hard to keep up with and a lot of changes and events seem unnecessary or just ridiculous and don't fit with any narrative or anything
>>818560>>818562And I forgot to add, but this is some good shit mate. I wish we had more lewd artists aroundI'm glad Cass in particular still gets anything
>>818584Pretty close in Nu Park lore now. Honestly, the Iris family overall probably would be the family to have it the hardest, considering both the homeless twins and the Carreys. As you notice, everyday is literally a life and death situation for some of them. Seems like Nu Park punishes them hard.>>818587what changes did you notice that was a replacement?
>>818589They're getting pushed very hard and it feels pretty forced. This Danny post >>818533 reads like he's hating on the original ship and trying to replace it with his instead, probably because it involves his own character and is therefore more interesting to him. Post itself was also a pretty aggressive response all things considered. Nothing against Danny though, he's usually pretty chill but it really seems like it
>>818587Ultimately chalks up to old characters not getting the attention newer characters get. New anons want to use the newer characters they helped shape, and older anons who helped build up old characters stop visiting the threads. Most Sid and Crip content for example was fuelled by their creator, who doesn't visit anymore. Are there any old characters who deserve a renaissance? Of course if there is, there needs to also be anons willing to make content for them.
>>818590it really seems like it was unnecessary*Don't know how or why 4chan ate the last part of my post
>>818590You would be annoyed too if you're doing a group project you're doing your part of the project and some else constantly moaning that you're not doing their part of the project as well. I'm sorry that just annoying to hear every other thread by what I assume is one perhaps two anons who don't draw or write. even something as simple as it be cool if this happened with this character like seriously if I like the idea I could at least attempt to draw it assuming its not difficult to draw.>pushing to be canonical I ain't pushing shit to be Canon just stating my opinion and drawing artin my opinion The difference between New and Old North Park is when new North Park makes a character they do shit with them like what are the crippled Army, Natasha, and Rick doing?
>>818584I mean they literally have one income source and it's from Nolan who doesn't have the most stable source of income.
>>818580Who the FUCK do you think you are, slandering the GOAT like this?!? I should have known you assholes wouldn't be content just keeping your mouths shut, I'm not surprised at all that you fired shots at me. "Hey, let's go fuck with Jerry" "Hey, you know who I think hasn't suffered enough? That blonde kid!" "Fuck you in particular." I know how this goes, the cycle of endless tormenting bullshit that is my life. I won't even dignify this retarded post with s response.
>>818575Santas - Heavy hitters who can take as many hits as they can dish out. Most viable with Melee, so get up close and personal. Snowmen - Ranged sharpshooters with the furthest reach whose projectiles pack quite the punch. Keeping your distance is your most viable strategyReindeers - Fast scouts who can cover a lot of ground and evade attacks more often. Have longer dashes that give you invincibility frames. Elves - Reliable supports who’ll keep themselves and their team alive with fast healing. Building will be a breeze as long as you have an elf on your team.
more lewds please
also fun fact Christmas clash was inspired by the south park Xbox live tower defense gamehttps://youtu.be/xB25y7VZiLw?si=CYJArW-pTFdQ7wtj
remember Christmas clash are available to all characters ( though some characters that don't fit the standard humanoid child large medium or small will be subject to an item or merchant character) are welcome to participate you can write interaction with other characters costume ideas ( from what I remember we got street clothes, water logged a les type ghost, pajamas, cyberized a Jonesy type ghost, fantasy larp, superhero larp, gender bend, no brainer au, weird west, series 2 time skip basically what if everyone moved up a grade, and Zombie) which each costume has their own interactions. if you want some character art suggestions would be nice hint hint
>>818603Teeny Steeve is a mini boss (He's riding a pissed off actual Reindeer) and after you beat him he becomes an assist that gives random buffs through the wall secrets
>>818601Okay, lets have some suggestions
>>818605Personally wanna see some Nurse Maggie, Mute, Trisha or TTYour choice which
>>818605Mute x Cindy yuri
>>818608seconding i miss them
>>818605lore correction, one of her eyes is an X because Jonsey actually was shot dead. The X is her bullet mark so she covers it up
>>818610considering she got huge knockers this means this is adult Jonesy after resurrection Sunday so both eyes are correct in this case but glad someone remembered this lore tidbit
>>818610>>818611Wow, kinda like Hazbin Hotel
>>818612it's more of a empty socket with a ghostly pupil context water shorts her out
>>818605Maria in nothing but an open labcoat!
>>818600The description of the roles kinda reminds me of Yokai Watch Blasters.Maybe it's my leftover autism speaking
>>818605oh my God this is awesome man glad someone else see the vision
Work for Dannyanon
>>818605Nicole and Rachel yuri??
>>818605jerry: I ain't ever seen h(er)im this happyMandy: I wonder what (s)he sawchaz: probably something stupid
>>818605Why is Jonesy such a slut
>>818641daddy issues
>>818642also a deep seated need for attention
>>818642>>818643100% gonna end up riding oversized dildos on onlyfans
>>818644that's definitely one timeline
>>818644Nah, she'll probably riding Leslie's brother
>>818650If he's lucky she'll let him guest star in some of her videos
>>818608Just gals being pals
>>818653KINOABSOLUTE. KINO.I freaking missed these gals
>>818653kino
interaction after the randomized erased AP boss fight if Jonesy and tt are on your team Jonesy: hey you said I couldn't have stop AP since I was trapped on the moon in the future right? TT: yeahJonesy: why didn't you bring me from the present to the beginning of his reign of terror to shut him down with my magic electric ghost powers TT as she realizes she wasted years of her life : I uh you see... I.....TT: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!
>>818660>Giving Jonesy control of a god machine when she's known to have megalomaniacal tendencies herself ... Not a great plan
>>818661Jonesy is stupid and she's easily manipulatable tell her she's a good girl and doing a good job with the slights hints of fatherly affection she'll be eating out of the palm of your handsfun fact off-site we talked about how our characters would fare in other universes and I said that in the DC Universe 100% woukd be captured by Amanda Waller and this is how she controls her
>>818662Jonesy is about to monologue that there's a new manager in town but all the people crowd around her gives her praise and one pats her head her pupils dilate and glimmers realizing this is the one thing she always wanted
>>818663ten years later there's a Temple erected to their new God and her high priest TT has to tell her to save the world from an alien invasion with the same Cadence a parent would tell their child to clean their room and Jonesy drags her feet into the Asimov Prime mech to engage in the most awesome mech battle know to man
>>818664Even better than Evangelion or Gurren Lagann?
>>818662>>818663>>818664>Asimov and a2 kept in a permanent and I must scream enslaved statekinda uncomfortable with the unfortunate implications of that.
>>818666 oh I'm sorry the genocide bot is put on time out till he chills the fuck out
>>818667To be fair, the Genocide part is only one third of the robot.Like, it's canon that Asimov and A2 would be constantly struggling for control of the gestalt of the two of them and the grey goo nanobots, with Asimov trying to help humanity and A2 trying to wipe them out.Like, if she just removed A2's influence AP would be an instant source of good.AP's initial rampage is because Asimov is in despair over his robot family being destroyed and not able to fight A2's influence over the gestalt.
>>818668So Asimov Prime is 3 beings instead of 2?
>>818669For a long while after they fuse, they only combine into one character around the time TT is born and humanity is already past the point of no return
>>818670So AP is Asimov, A2 and a bit of his own being? What are the grey goo nanobots?
>>818668There would have been an initial attack with a lot of people dead for Jonesy to stop considering that there was a crowd ready to praise her so I don't think there's a way of humanity just letting Asimov off the hook for it and Jonesy or tt ain't going to go to bat for him so it is what it is
>>818671They're a failed attempt by Asimov to create his own little brother, they're more of an animalistic hivemmind than a developed character.and it's more like the final AP is a fusion of Asimov and A2's consciousnesses after many years of them fighting each other for control, if they had just immediately became AP they probably would have been a force for good, but since they only formed after everything was well and truly fucked they send TT back in time to stop Asimov and A2 from ever fusing in the first place
>>818672I still think that splitting them back apart is better than keeping them as a slave
>>818673Oh, so like Ada but worse?
>>818675yeah, pretty much.They're about as smart as a dog
>>818674adult Drew: can you split them apart Jonesy: yesadult drew: will you do it Jonesy: no high priesTT drags drew out the temple
>>818678Glad none of this is canon, Jonesy is the worst
>>818679in this thread but he was being gaslight after Suffering tragedy So was Griffith hell Griffith has more of an excuse cuz he was literally being controlled by Fate
>>818560>>818562I need to finish my self-insert Beansy porn.-DrewAnon
>>818681Are you self inserting as beansy, or as the person fucking them?
>>818683Why the fuck would I self-insert as Beansy, I'm self-serting as the person fucking them, I'm literally drawing me fucking them like I did with Leslie.
>>818680Asimov literally had to watch what was pretty much his whole family die, is forcibly fused with A2 against his will, and as soon as he gets over the despair of losing his family desperately fights with A2 for control.Comparing him to Griffith of all characters is like comparing apples to hand grenades
>>818684>Why the fuck would I self-insert as Beansyyou really wanna get screwed by asmiov, drew, or both at the same time?
>>818686I wanna Screw Drew, but not Asimov.Also Sabrina, I'm just gonna embrace insanity.
>>818685Griffith had it far worse mind body broken and was made to make a choice by devils all the while being guided by fate yet no one cries about Griffith redemption or if he The face is a punishment it should be reduced and demand he get a happy ending
>>818688Because Griffith was never a good person, he was always a self interested power obsessed control freak who only had his mind and body broken because of his own actions in an attempt to gain more power.Asimov is a robot that just wants to be friendly and help people.yet again, apples to hand grenades
>>818690Doesn't matter how good the intentions are the roads still lead to the end of life on earth and for that he needs his permanent coma / puppet time out Asimov is like a werewolf no matter how good the person is they still need to be taken out for everyone's safety
>>818692Man, you've really got a strong anti-asimov bias, huh?what did the robot boy ever do to you?
>>818692Nah, he can't be blamed for what A2 does.which you seem to ignore, that A2 is the evil element in AP who needs to learn to chill out
Episode where A2 goes to therapy.
>>818695I'm sorry I don't think super Mega Turbo Hitler now with tragic backstory should be left off the hook for his actions >>818696a2 is Asimov if you cared so much about his revenge why doesn't he just rapebcripple fucker to death already I know why because deep down in his core he's just a petty little abusive bitch who wants to hurt people who done nothing to him make his problem everyone else's at least Jonesy ( who don't get me wrong is a bad person) stick to people who have wronged her in her eyes and is generally okay with people who hasn't
>>818698What about preventing Super Mega Turbo Hitler from becoming Super Mega Turbo Hitler?
>>818699sure I'll be glad to we'll just find his creator and drop him on his head when he's a baby so he'll never achieve any academic success and will just end up as a underpaid Walmart greeter future saved. a2 doesn't want help he just wants to abuse and killing cripple fucker won't help because something else is going to happen to him just make him again he's a walking time bomb best to just get rid of them
>>818700just to be clear I mean in universe I luv you Asimovanon <3
>>818701No problem, babe~
>>818707Oh when he makes gay jokes you go for it but the one time I joke shipped us, you immediately get all "That's gay"
>>818710When?
>>818699Seriously, just stop Crip from fucking the toaster and the future is saved.
>ITThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6UAKupEhM
>>818719This is not even the same scenario since Jonesy stopped him right before he was going to do it he even killed some people and you asking for Leniency
>>818720A2 was the one in control, and he is an intrinsically different person from A1.So therefore Asimov has done nothing wrong.
Need art of Jonesy getting plowed by Asimov and her calling him daddy
>>818722i drew something similar to that >>818721they are the same person okay hypothetical should someone be released from prison for murder if their split Personality did it
This entire thread's been a mess...
>>818724It's the Beansysex isn't it?
>>818725That's not it, in fact, we've only seen the sketch.
>>818718That would've been so easy.Why hasn't someone tried that already?
>>818730Go back in time, tell him he'll shit himself if he fucks A2, or tell him Delly will beat the fuck out of him if he does.
episode where we see the what if a2 head fell to someone else almost of them end up back to cripple fucker except the last one which is pre death Jonesy it shows they would've had a good life together similar to the opening from up then a2 wakes up as Jonesy on her deathbed tells him this isn't real but what's wrong with what ifs
>>818731Or just snipe Crip.
>>818723>they are the same person okayTHEY LITERALLY AREN'T THOUGH!THEY ARE TWO SEPARATE BEING WITH THEIR OWN THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS!YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!
>>818735They are the same person though they shared the same thoughts memories and emotions about those memories up until cripple got them at best you can say he's a alternate personality due to a trauma response
>>818736Dani and Danny are the same person Jerry and Jenny are the same person
>>818737this goes double for Asimov since he has multiple bodies >>818735but answer the hypothetical question should a man with split personalities be let off the hook for murder since only one of them did it?
>>818731cripple fucker: forgive my sins I'm only human so you know I'm gonna do it again.
>>818736After Crip got a hold of A2 he ceased to be exactly the same as asimov though, because Asimov didn't go through any of the situations that A2 did, hence they developed different personalities, thoughts and opinions>>818737They aren't though!From the moment they experience something different from the originals they become separate entities, even more so because they're gender bent versions.Saying that they're exactly the same is retarded>>818739It's a bad faith hypothetical so there's no reason to argue against itAs for Asimov's multiple bodies, those are all empty shells until Asimov's consciousness is uploaded into them.
>>818741ask yourself this would Asimov be a2 if the Asimov we know got cripped and would the a2 we know be Asimov if he wasn't if yes then they are the same God damn person? if Danny got cripped he wouldn't become A2 wanna know why because he's not Asimov he have a different response because he's a different person
Cripplefucker will continue to rape the disabled no matter what we do. He's a lost cause. We should euthanize him.
>>818742>If the boy who can raise the dead, see ghosts and summon gods from the earth was constantly molested, he TOTALLY wouldn't do anything that bad. Really. Promise
>>818742If Asimov got crippled he would transfer over to a new body!A2 couldn't do that thanks to a glitch in his programming that just sent a copy of his consciousness while leaving him behind as just a head!
So A-2 has technically one life, since if he dies, whatever comes afterwards will just be another Asimov, correct?
>>818745So shouldn't A2 be A1, since A1 is just a copy of A2's consciousness pre-Crip?
>>818744never said he wouldn't do anything bad I said he wouldn't become A2 Danny would throw CF into the tentacle rape pit of hell then preform pychic surgery on himself to forget about what happened to him and never know why he doesn't like to be touched anymore
>>818746No, he's only got one life because his death protocol has already been triggered and can't be triggered again.Even if it could, it would send a copy of A2's consciousness at the time of death, meaning it would still be A2.
everyone shut up and draw more pictures of Asimov crossdressing
So nobody like the Momstrongs?? <:(
>>818753I guess not
>>818755I like them, but I have no idea what to draw them doing.
>>818756maybe draw them stretching around
>>818653ok bro
>>818758>"Ok, which one of us is calling the fire department?">"You are, arm's stuck and can't reach my phone.">"Alright, but you're cleaning the suits tomorrow.">"Deal.">"Love ya.">"Love you too babe."
>>818759It’s aged up, senpai. Same as the Jonsey pic.
>>818753I don’t dislike them but they basically feel like a redux of the Asimoms. But the Asimoms have been around longer and have more defined personalities, even if the personalities are as simple as the fun one and the strict one.I actually think the momstrongs would have stood out better if they werent lesbian moms, maybe even combining them into a single character and having Sammy just have a single mom.
>>818766But there's already like 2 single moms
>>818767Then give him a dad
>>818759you kinda assumed they're children so why you imagining children screwing you creep
>>818766Jonesy: cough better version of the Asimom cough
>>818768I personally HC he does have a dad, but one of the moms divorced him after finding out she liked women more and eventually met the other mom.
>>818770shut up, lightning loli
>>818771Of course this all up to sammyanon, his OCs, his rules.
>>818771Sounds a little close to the Alita backstory for why she left Mac Tonight
>>818753>>818766Perhaps if one of them kept the stretchy powers and the other one had a different power set. Y'know, so they stand out more as super heroes.
>>818774I assumed that Mac Tonight is just a sperate father figure for Asimov since he was an abandoned animatronic in a dumpster. I also assumed that Alita and Mac were exes, but moreso to make dun of the "Mayor has multuple spouses and must hide it from the public" trope
>>818768Didn't he remodel a McDonald's mascot to be a pretend dad?
>>818771>>818774Yeah that's already the asimom's deal too LOL>>818775Kinda agree, them having the same powerset and outfit and general appearance just makes them feel like the same character twice. And when you have the same character twice on top of already being similar to two preexisting characters, it's natural people aren't gonna be as drawn to them.
I will give the momstrong something that the asimoms don't have they are genuinely sexy I feel like the asimoms are only sexy because the narrative says they are and not design or anything they do really.
>>818774Mac Tonight backstory is irrelevant because it's fake and actually made up with Sammy it will be real my face when Asimov is just ripping off Sammy's life
>>818779I think they are about the same level of sexiness
I'm going to beat you up, Danny. Asimoms came firstAsimoms are conventally attractive, just because you're GAY, doesn't make that fact any less true Asimoms may be robots, but they have sovl
>>818779Of course DANNYanon would prefer the Nu North Park characters over the Old SOVLfull North Park characters
>>818783Oh please I'll take the asimoms to the dump where they belong while I take the momstrongs out on a date
>>818784Asimoms are 95 and 96 they're new North Park bitch also yes I enjoy characters that naturally have stories development over ones that are being carried by new North Park hey Old North Park how about your store picking up your wheight my back's getting tired from carrying your ass for two fucking years
>>818779I think the fun Asimom "Galatea" is cute. Like, I'd want her to be my mom.
>>818786OOC I'm just fucking around guys don't take this too seriously I don't want anyone getting mad about this I'm just ribbing you doing a whole wrestling bit
>>818779You did not just insult my girls.This insult I cannot allow
>>818788You don't make fun of a man's milfs.it just isn't done
>>818787she's downright beautiful
>>818786Acktually, the thing that defines Old vs Nu North Park is the point where the new guard replaced the old guard, so about the arrival of Leslieanon.Thems the rules, bud.
>>818791SHE ISN'T EVEN ASIAN!
>>818793She's Asian coded. Maria installed Asian.exe into her. That's how it works.
>>818792Cranky cause she's likeable, aren't you?
>>818792I like Les.though her getting shipped with Vera and Danny instead of AsimovAnon's original planned ship of her and fish boy is annoying
>>818796You don't understand, Danny's lesbian harem was IMPERATIVE to the plot
>>818796Actually the original was Danny and Vera then someone literally stole my idea but said no fish boy instead this is literally why I have a grudge with fish boy so whoever did that you screwed fish boy
>>818794NO IT ISN'T!STOP TALKING!
>>818798You basically sent Poseidon after Odysseus is what you brought up on fish boy
>>818798It's funny that you did it to him after he did it to Diana's creator by shipping Diana/Maria but you got no shit for it
>>818802Didn't Hanselanon make Diana? Who I'm pretty sure is lurking?
>>818799Dumb Nigga. Half of Asimov anon's stuff is asian coded. You dumb fuck
>>818798>>818800To clarify it started because I was doing a bunch of Les danny and Vera smut then I like this I'll ship it then some Prometheus motherfucker went up Mount Olympus and took my God damn idea like the primordial Flame that's a deliberate fuck you now fish boy pays the price he will never know a moment of Peace while I'm here
>>818798Les/Danny literally makes zero sense, they have zero chemistry.Fish Chad/his Godddess is better
>>818806Fishtasma is basically incest, which granted, is hot as shit, but it's still pretty out of character
>>818806You clearly haven't been paying attention they had chemistry Les didn't even like fish boy at this point cuz she found the whole praising shit annoying
>>818807>Asimovanon is an incestfaguh based department?
>>818805And then Leslieanon fish boy creator like a boon from the gods said it wasn't Canon then I swooped in like a bat out of hell and took advantage of this then the fish boy cucking which was the funniest shit that happened in these threads
Dannyanon keeps stealing shit from Asimovanon.First he takes Cates, then he takes Les.what character will he steal next?
I am THIS CLOSE to makign an ethnicity chart just so I can force my headcanon into reality
>>818811dub dubs confirm, Dannyanon is a dirty thief
>>818811Actually cates created because I created the cat ninjas and then it was like we need a dr for them
FISHBOY WAS A LAB EXPERIMENT, AND TAIWANESE!I will take the "him being adopted by the Yangs" angle though>>818810THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND YOU KNOW IT!
>>818812SHE WILL NEVER BE ASIAN< FUCK YOU!
>>818814dude, are you still here? kiss a tire spike, you fucking waste of space
>>818815Asimovanon named her, made her backstory and even tied her into Cringe Kid's character and you still stole her
>>818816Accident or not Danny got his harem fish boy is a cuck and all in the world is right
Danny seems to love NTR'ing other characters, doesn't he? I guess we know where his priorities lie.
>>818819All that after I made the cat ninjas which led to Dr Cates creation so she's like a third mine a third I believe Hansel or chaz Anon and a third AsimovThough I only own half of Vanessa since Hansel designed her but I made her story and I'll say 2/3 ula since Hansel redesigned her based off my original sketch
ASIMOV vs DANNYSCIENCE FICTION vs FANTASYNorth Park is about to be thrown into it's biggest gang war since the Spuds vs the HusksCHOOSEYOURSIDE
>>818816QUICK MAKE THE TRUE PAIRING CANON AGAIN
>>818822So Asimovanon owns half of Lydia since he designed her?
>>818821And which Anon are you I'll be sure to send a gift if you know what I mean>>818824Don't do this Leslie
>>818822Hanselanon helped design a lot of characters
>>818826DO IT LESLIE!
AIIIEE DANNY please don't steal my girlfriend! I'm suck a pathetic cuck!
>>818826it'd be hilarious if Leslie did tho.
>>818823Aw fuck, I didn't realize we were doing a Splatfest...
>>818829Fishboy...
>>818818You're not Leslie or Asimov. Fuck off, let them draw for me ok
>>818829Yashu...
If Danny had his way his characters would be the only ones allowed to have GFs.
>>818833I never agreed, hell, no one did, fuck off.
Im going to draw both Danny and Fishboy getting Cucked by my OCs
>>818792bullshit, this is the real SOVL
>>818838wtf does race traitor and mat and trey mean
>>818838Principal Kiddy free thinker
>>818836You Literally did, check the last thread in the archive. You literally said you will draw brap art
>>818839Race Traitors are nu-park's pretending to be old park, but they have the same blood as the new park everyone in blue are characters that Matt Stone and Trey Parker would create
>>818838what your problem with Kiddy and Casandra
>>818843Kiddy reeks of new park, but his role is pretty substantial, so i'm conflicted Cassandra shouldn't even exist. she was killed by her anon, but was forcibly brought back and made retroactivly into a new park character
>>818842Why are Kiddy, Cassandra, Gretel just sort of floating around not included in any era?
>>818845gretel is a parasite who attactes herself to a old park character, she's scum
>What's this? Danny is going to rewrite reality so that not only is Les a lesbian, and not at all interested in me sexually, but also a lesbian who is attracted to his cock, thereby giving him exclusive access to her and her vampire girlfriend's undead wombs? >And not only that, Danny is going to chop up my body and serve it as fishticks at his chateau? But Les isn't going to be allowed to eat any because she's never ever going to put my fishstick in her mouth?>And after he's done this, Danny is going to use his psychic ghost powers to force my spirit to be bound to his bedroom where I have to watch him impregnate Les every single night for eternity?>Well, what else can I say to that except let's YABBA DABBA DO IT! I'm such a happy kek!
>>818846by that logic, just fuck all parents right. fuck Nolan, fuck chef, fuck Borland and fuck slappy
>>818847Danny hands wrote this post
>>818847Fishboybros... is this true?
>>818851no
>>818847God damn even I'm not that brutalMeanwhile off-site a a bidding war is happening
Someone should give fishboy a new girlfriend so he isn't a cuck anymore
>>818854I'll give him a trap mermaid
>>818855>Danny, after cucking him, uses his psychic powers to turn Fishboy into a faggot attracted to femboy mermaid cockOhnono fishboybros not like this...
>>818856Danny kneeling on fish boy's neck while fish boy saying I can't breed
>>818855I'll give Danny an uncle that molests him
>>818854She's right here
>>818859She's a slut though, you'd just be cucking fishboy in another way since she's gonna be fucking other monsters
Any Momstrongs Request ideas?? I'll choose one by one
>>818860I will design a new OCs to make fish boy have a girl friend
>>818861Them and the Asimoms swinging
>>818861Sammy no you're going to attract the brab fag
Do you like fish sticks?
>>818865Danny does, he love fish stick when they shove between his hole pushing back and forth in him. He submits to his fishy daddy
I never laughed so hard I never sweated so hard on NPG before
BEHOLD, THE FIRST (and possibly only) EDITION OF FISHBOY FACTS
>>818868Danny wins again baby his Harem grows
>>818868-15/10death is the penalty
>>818869Oh no, he did lose, Arnold's assuming control.
>>818871Arnold the booty warrior?
>>818872He's an ass... fish...
>>818871Danny canonically bi a short fling they'll have in middle school and then go there Separate Ways amicably and then when he sees him on the street he'll say Hey ArnoldOr if I want to be evil dare I say Arnold Cucks CK by fucking dani
>>818855>>818856>>818868I can't believe Danny pulled a Jean Grey
>>818849>fuck Nolanyes! >fuck chefYES!!>fuck Borlandyeah.>fuck slappyeh...no.
I vote we execute danny
>>818877Strike me down and I'll be stronger than you could ever imagine
>>818877>>818878I vote we make his nose way too long.
>>818868The sentence is death.to the gallows with you
>>818883commit die
>>818882Let's not be too hard on Leslie anon he did he made up his mind like a man and did the right thing it just so happened to be in my favor but I'm proud of him either way
When do the executions start again?
>>818886With yourself now go on don't keep us waiting
>>818884why do you assholes hate me so much. >Danny promises me artDoesn't draw>Leslie Promises me artdoesn't draw>>818562 Promises me to drawdoesn't draw>Robert Promises me to drawdoesn't drawAll of you guys should fucking die instead. You guys all agree to do something and doesn't act on it. Day ruined.
>>818888In the end, it was not fishboy, but rather fartfag who was the biggest cuck in North Park.
>>818885You too pointy face, I'll see you both hang!
>>818868>Choosing the worst of all possible outcomesI do not accept this garbage outcome, do it again, and right this time!
Strange, Arnold has one more thing to say.
>>818889IM NOT A KEK RETARD
>>818892I'm tempted to ruin the event as a personal middle finger to you specifically
You guys were all so focused on Danny that you forgot that someone else only has heart for two She promptly then use the infinity stones to destroy themselves so no one else can alter reality like she did with fish boy or I should say Arnold which is now Canon
this thread sucks.
>>818897I'm enjoying it why aren't you
Danny anon, dont worry, I got a special art just for you
>>818898because it's ninety nine percent retarded arguing and one percent stupid shit
>>818900arguments and stupid shit is 99 percent 4 chan so I honestly don't know what you were expecting
>>818894But why Asimov?
>>818899Oh boy aren't I getting all the art today what is it my birthday
>>818902Because it'll be really funny
>>818904Asimov's malding AA: my OCS are getting cucked left and right and your laughing
>>818900Can't go wrong with that, but i'm pretty petered out, so we can change the subject.alright, what do you want to talk about?
>>818906does Monsieur Calamari have anyone he fancies
>>818905...There's a link to the discord hidden in >>818892
>>818903I think this is good art. canon now
>>818909Who's that supposed to be?
>>818911meant for>>818910
>>818912it canon now
>>818913I mean she's fucking a girl that's just friends with Danny how's that cucking him?
>>818908Heh, well now, he'll make it no secret that has eyes for you if you're a regular at his barber shop. Miner C. and him have been spotted at the pond one time, but we aren't sure what the relationship is there. Nolan and him held a rather invigorating conversation the other day, he even called him Daddy and everything. Don't tell anyone I said this, but Mr. Smiles frequents there too, yet I never see him in a different hair style. Why is that?
>>818916Considering Nolan practically would have sex with anything that consent. I bet Mon Calamari would actually fuck him a lot
>>818917river being cucked well I'll be
>>818918Mon Calamari is Iris's dad arc when?
>>818920river leaves Nolan to live With big foot in the woods
>>818921they used to be bunkmates when the government captured River it's totally platonic
God this is going down as my favorite moment of npg of the year
Enough cucking, have a shortstack vampire instead
>>818792>>818838See, I get why you people hate Stan The Weed man, I think I need to redo him, remake him better, give him a better schtick.>>818925Don't tell me what to do, this is an attack on me, personally.
>>818932well seems to be my lucky day thanks
>>818933I'm just trying to help>>818932HELL YEAH! One of my wives!
>>818935I own two thirds of her you know
>>818935>i'M jUsT tRyInG tO hElPDon't you dare, before I pull the plug on this thread and make it reach bump limit.
>>818932imagine chaz and Leslie gets that to themselves damn making this grown ass man envious
>>818936I know, I just like her as well.>>818937Dude, we already hi it, hell, we've DOUBLED IT.
>>818939And who do you have to thank for that?
>>818940Danny, Skimpsbag, Chaz, Asimov, rando anons from /co/... Fartfag...
>>818940me
>>818941>>818942No! You fucking bozos! It's all me! I'm literally everyone in the thread, it's just us three, watch I'm going to even post 'no, you're not me'
>>818944But you are me.
>>818944take you meds
>>818946I'm tired of you and my psychiatrist trying to keep me down.>>818945Yes!
>>818932I've wanted to for a while now do an unabashedly horny story arc where Ula gets ambitious and decides she's gonna take over North Park and turn all the citizens into her thralls, so she can make the town one big happy hedonistic vampire orgy. And the storyline has her turn more and more characters into her sexy hypnotized minions as a resistance builds up to stop her.
>>818948Why didn't you say anything? I could have whipped something up for you.
>>818949I mean there's nothing stopping the story arc from happening if people are into it, so if people wanna make content for it that'd be awesome.
>>818950Vera and the other vamps are in the resistance because Ula sees them as her little siblings essentially sent them to their room for her eternal orgy
>>818951The way I see it, the other vamps would be helping Ula with her plan but obviously not joining in on the revelry. They'd just help with capturing people and stuff. Eventually Vera's loyalty would shift as she realizes no one is going to her bar anymore when they are turned into Ula's thralls which means she's losing money.
>>818952that works too
>>818953Fredrich : so when do we get to join in Ula: that's the neat you don'tFredrich: >:(
what in the god damn fuck happened>>818849>fuck chefoh i sure will
>>818948>>818950These are initial resistance groups that form, but later on they find each other and form a larger resistance group that works together.>Danny and FionaDanny's connection to the supernatural allowed him to learn of Ula's schemes early on, and was able to escape. His sister wasn't as lucky, and now Wendy is hypnotized and working for Ula. Fiona helps ward off any attempts to hypnotize Danny with her ghost possession abilities. But is Fiona herself gonna end up being tempted by Ula's sensual promises?>Goth kidsMortal enemies of Vamp kids, Blenny gives the goths demonic talismans that protect them from vampire magic. Now the group are working to put an end to Ula's schemes>Hansel, Robert and FitzroyHansel, immune to frog person hypnosis, finds himself also immune to vampire hypnosis. Robert is as well, as he's blind. And Fitzroy's deathness means Ula's bewitching words can't reach him. The thee boys find themselves working together to survive. There's also something inside Hansel that's beginning to stir, and all this chaotic revelry might cause to awaken once again.>Lunaris twins and AdaWhen Maria was hypnotized, the Asimov family was compromised. But Ada wasn't connected to Maria's network, and now wants to free her family. She ends up running into the Lunaris twins, whose alien biology seemingly makes Ula's powers not very effective. The three are looking for a scientific solution to the vampire problem.
>>818956I'm surprised the Pervert ghost held out this long Danny's keeping her from going just as much as she's keeping him from being hypnotizedalso Hansel ula : we got everyone?Vera sees Hansel: yeah *whispers* here hide out in my bar give him a copy of her keys ( now the resistance have a small base) now don't say I don't do anything for you anymore. just to play with the fact that her and Hansel has a connection that Ula doesn't really know about. since she knows about Vera Joseph and Fredrich connections to les Ernest and his family she personally took care of them.Ingrid misses the whole thing she went to bed early tonight aw man she never gets to see anything Supernatural happen
>>818964I interpret that both Danny and Dani are safe since only Wendy was mentionedFiona: why did I have to be stuck with a couple of squares? if chazz was the one that could see ghosts I'd be getting my ghost holes filled by now
>>818948>>818952>>818956holy coincidence Batman looking through my archive it would seem I kind of already drew a bad ending to this event same brain cell momenthttps://files.catbox.moe/xl3gjv.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/keked1.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/duqev3.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/nbr6zt.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/av8uqt.jpgThis was like at least three or four months ago
>>818968Can you run this porn through an an AI img2img or send me an AI that accepts it? I'm curious how it interprets it.
>>818956Glenny and Angela would also be resistance fighterThey both Angel based characters. Glenny is just purely anti vampire while Angela just have way too much luck and protection from her own guardian angel/
>>818956>Wendy vampire slave corruption arcNow that's the kind of thing I like to see
>>818971Pretty sure chat GPT isn't going to accept this
>>818973why is Wendy an elf? have the Thompson's been Elves this whole time maybe that's why Danny's so short nah that's not canonical
>>818973Also good shit my man
Aftermath to the vampire slave orgy Ark every woman in town is pregnant
>>818975It's apart of the vampiric transformation, same with the bat wings. >Why don't the other vampires have those features thenShe's not a pure vampire here, just infused with vampire magic. So the effects are different.
>>818977And no one knows exactly who the fathers are
>>818932>>818973I didn't want to say it, but goddamnit Ula you're a fat fat fat fat vampire. Lose some pounds, woman.
>>818973Vampire cape + naked underneath is a good look for Ula, she should do it more often
>>818981She originally did its just miss wears the same suit vest everyday said it was scaring away customers and attracted certain unwanted ones
>>818982She doesn't need to worry about modesty anymore when she becomes the vampire queen of the town
>>818980No she's American skinny
>>818977Except Maria
Here’s everyone’s favorite little fluffer Ashley allways willing to do whatever to keep the orgy going and the orgy coordinator Lori since she knows all the bad combinations of people to put together she organizes them to only make the good matchesDude when everyone wakes up they either going to be so fucking pissed or confused>>818985of course
cripple fucker not being hypnotized but captured and forced to sleep with only able-bodied women and men a2 Revenge
>>818792 oh boy I sure love one dimensional characters slop I hope it comes with characters who the creators had no idea how to use 2 seconds after creation with a side of characters with one gimmick and that's it and an extra helping of character groups that shouldn't really exist but only does because the Creator had a fetish for cripples, bullies girls, robots and degenerate.
>>818988Get this new slop away from me
>>818990It's funny you call it new I call it revived Park especially since it has stayed around longer than old park it's proven the test of time while old park crumbled in a year begging for someone to come revive it and Leslie and I did just that
>>818967If not counting Dani Then this is the first time I drew Danny this thread
>>818980She ain't fat, she has a bit of chub though.
>>818993Makes sense all that mess she had when she was a regular size vampire woman had to go somewhere when she shrunk down
>>818994*mass
>>818991At least North Park still kept to its roots, unlike the show it was based on
>>818991>>818992Yeah, I dunno man you two kept it alive for a while, I know I lost steam because I'm a whore for (you)s, and I get people don't want to listen to sketches that don't involve their characters, and spending 5+ hours on a 5-10 minute thing was just not fun for me.
Out of Jerry, Chaz and Mandy, who has the fattest ass?
>>818998Mandy and I smell it every night, my nose is on that ginger peppered hairy brown hole.Very musky and sweaty
>>818998Considering that Jenny canonically has cake I would say Jerry
>>818998It's gotta be Chaz. Latino's are well known for their posteriors
>>818997dude I loved the sketches you posted also I'm the same way with the (you) spending an hour drawing an absolutely no one says anything about man that still doesn't feel good though I learned to draw for myself now
>>818997I don't mind if you do other characters, this is North Park, not the Leslie and Danny show, be creative, don't just give up cause you're not getting attention.
>>819003>not the Leslie and Danny show,this news to me
zachary stepping on my crotch and grinding his shoe against it while he laughs and berates me for being weird
>>818997>and I get people don't want to listen to sketches that don't involve their charactersThat's not me at all. I enjoy when anons talk/draw/write about characters they find interest in. I'm sorry if I made it sound like I don't care for your art, but please don't let that discourage you from drawing whatever and whoever you want
>>819002>>819003Appreciate it, we'll see, I'm actually drawing-drawing something I get more enjoyment out of, I'll try to draw more Parkies and post 'em and not just the nasty stuff, at least them I'm not so hung up on the (you)s, weirdly enough.>This isn't the Leslie and Danny showYou're right, it's 'The Danny Show with Leslie'>>819005This but with me and Georgina and her crutch.
>>818999She does exersise a lot, so shouldn't it be shorter?>>819000His genderbent form?>>819001Ah, I seeSo it's Jerry > Chaz > Mandy
wait fuck that was absolutely terrible timing to post thatsorry guys i will kms i needed to be insane for a moment
>>819008yes his genderbent clone
>>819009Do NOT apologize for being insane during a sentiment moment this is what makes North Park better than South Park, you have a moment of vulnerability, like Chaz's love for milfs goes beyond sex and wanting a genuine mother figure, only to have Asimov blow up to bits in the background because he was dared to hold a firecracker for too long.Embrace Stupidity!>>819006Dunno who you are, don't out yourself, nobody ever made me feel discouraged, it was a weird thing I slowly stopped having fun with and I was putting too much effort, blah blah blah wanting (you)s, I think the takeaway here is do shit I find enjoyable regardless of (you)s or not because at the end of the day digital updoots don't mean shit, the fun and accomplishment from drawing or making something should be more than enough.>TLDR it's a me problem and i'm drawing more
>>819009post what?
>>819012This >>819005
>>819010Jerry and Jenny would cuss eachother out only to make out with eachother, like Brian and his robot clone that one episode
>>819011cool thanks because im going through one of those phases where i need that brat to blackmail me and treat me like shit and overpower me and do terrible things to me im absolutely going nuts tonight>>819007kind of based actually
>>819015>Brat>Doesn't censor such a naughty wordI hope he does blackmail you and rough you up a little.
>>819010though chazette and chaz are the same person Danny >>818875 did it again
>>819008>She does exersise a lot, so shouldn't it be shorter?The perks of being a /fit/ is that the fat is turned to muscle
>>819018Posey about to break in half.
>>819016OOOUUGHHHH...... i am not immune to brats i am not immune to brats im going to die dawg
>>819017 (this was made 6 months ago)the harem growshttps://litter.catbox.moe/zxh5a81n77io6wqv.png
>>819015Woman Moment: The Post
>>819018So Mute is dead. She did worse than Posie
>>819021And yet you don't censor it again.Are you fucking retarded? You must be? You know what he's going to do to you?Nigga, I ain't immune either, but I can at least push Georgina or climb a flight of stairs or a ladder, you? You're gonna end up being dragged to Zach's clubhouse in the woods and becoming an eclair.
>>819025I think she wants that
>>819026Why would she want to be dragged into the secluded woods and berated while Zach calls her a 'Fag' and a 'Loser', literally just yoinking her by the hair.Why would anyone want to be spanked with a fucking baseball bat???Why would anyone want some bully to rape them into pudding?????
>>819027Cause she's insane and down bad for people like that.
we're almost at 800 we're hitting a 1000 this thread
>>819028>InsaneNah, she's pretty sane, I hope if she draws some lewds of her getting BTFO'd by Zach she shares, we're hitting speeds not possibly known.>>819029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RjLuSbYaJU Time for some audio cocaine.
>>819017Chaz is trans?
>>819031genderfluid with genderfluid in her blood stream
>>819032he/her (boi)pussy
>>819033that they/them pussy his different
2 costumes for the DLC: Series 2 and Animalized
>>819033Respect Women
>>819036loved women so much he became one
>>819036Damn they thicc
>>819034The only they them is that bird dude, right?Cloacaboi.
>>819040Who in North Park would be into Cboys I wonder
>>819040also red head Alex not to be confused with Alexander is a they/them
>>819044* not to be confused with Alex Alexander
>>819045I must be seeing double, Six Alexs!
>>819041Cboyfucker, He wants to make his fetish a reality using Toades' gender fluid
>>819049He's an assistant to Toades, he's been giving people half doses of fluid.
>>819050I can imagine him looking slightly frog-like and getting the assistant job because he reminds Toades of home
>>819051Phineas Grenouille, or finny the frog as his bullies call him
>>819051nah they look normal they on the right
>>819053oh never mind I thought you were talking about Alex
>>818844Her anon didn't kill her off that was another dude adding her into the time cop plot because of all the art of the characters were getting at the time as a result of Time Travelers character.The anon who made her did say however that everyone could do whatever they wanted to her lore-wise then disappeared
Here's Nos Bat Form, even stretchy vampire can transform into a bat
>>819052Cute idea.How does he interact with the ninja cat girls?
>>819070they don't got a problem with him since he isn't a dick to experiments
While the end result of the funny has been spoiled, the game is still afoot...
episode where Vera wins the towns snap funds in a game of poker with the mayor and Hansel decides to break in to his once pseudo sister's home to steal back the cash and feed the hungry though steal from Vera is easier said than donemeanwhile Zach is "feeding" the hungry kids In very demeaning ways.Hansel's plan is to bite Vera because she'll bite him back getting his blood in her system thus she'll temporarily inherit his lack of care for richs so she'll give him the money back Vera is too proud of his scheme to be mad at him
>>819070>>819071Toades uses him as a way to keep them from blowing up his lab by having him work in it when they'd be able to get in there.Phineas is completely unaware of this, but the cat girls are super pissed about it
>>819076getting him out of the lab isn't that hard
>>819077this makes me imagine one of the Catgirls casually strolling in, throwing him over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and then walking out with him and ignoring his protests
>>819074Zach feeding Savannah, the Iris siblings, Jerry and jenny , and Leslie gross and potentially dangerous foods for his sick kicks and every thinks he's doing charity
>>819081>Leslie, staring down at what is basically boiled rotting meat, disgusted tone: "I'm not eating that.">Zach, mocking tone, being a little shit: "Oh, need mommy to feed you~?">An opportunistic glint shows in Leslie's eyes, the other kids are motioning for Zach to shut up>Leslie, feigning a sad tone: "I dunno, my mom's busy right now, but maybe my brother could help, lemme call him.">Zach: "What? Gonna call that fa-">Zach, remembering he still has splinters in his ass, pulls out $20, hands it to Leslie, and runs off.>Jerry: "Y'know Houben, you got to eventually stand up for yourself.">Leslie: "Against him? I'd rather go against the ninjas than him... Anyways, who wants pizza?"
>>819089Nice!
>>819089>>819090Looks like an All Out Attack portrait
episode little shop of whores les and gardener teddy finds a mysterious plant that came from outer space that's a Venus fly trap with luscious lips that wants to be fed man meat if you catch My drift so they bring men to it that become addicted with to the plant and Vera tells them they should charge admission to it after every suck it gets bigger and more pushy towards it's timid to caretakers and the plant has plans to become the only cum dumb in town and it's spawn to be the only ones in the world basically wiping out Humanity in the process Also this episode is a musical
>>819099I'm a mean green sucker from outer space
>>819099maybe have it so at the beginning teddy is being bullied by Mr Smiles and Uisas but when the plant lures them to it and after a Fade to Black they come out actually nice and polite for once so teddy and les thinks taking mean, rude and or grumpy people to the plant isnt such a bad thing they really don't know what it's doing to them all they know is it only wants a men for some reason.Vera discovers is the first to discover its true intentions and Endeavors to put a stop to it despite how much money she's going to lose but she literally get swallowed whole by the plant. Then after it's defeated Vera slides out it's dead mouth haven been bukakied to hell and back les tries to talk to her but vera shuts her down wanting to take a shower for at least 3 hours and then never speak of this again and when she walks out theres a Sploock sound with every step and a disgusted groan
>>819101That's nasty haha
>>819101maybe have the plant alien have a 2nd form when it's threatened so it can defend itself it's the Torso of a sexy humanoid plant woman but even still its be seductive in how it talks because that's all it knows also it's pumping pheromones into the air around town to make all the women's libidos turned all the way down even the horniest women around town are now just seemingly put off by sex forcing all the man to come to the plant both figuratively and literally
>>818988we should add new characters in this
>>819049>>819050You think the other guys avoid him because they know?Also, would he join the fucker society?
>>819106Yes the guys avoid him and no the fucker society don't want him because three of them are guys
act 1>gardening teddy can't stand up for himself against Mr Smiles and Uisas >les finds this mysterious flower she has never seen before that wasn't here a day ago in her usual flower picking spots >Les takes it to teddy to identify it he doesn't know what it is she leaves it there for him to get toades to study later >the flower hears him being bullied and talks to him in a very sexy voice telling him leave them to her and she'll set them straight>Mr Smiles and Uisas come back to his shed to bully him some more but he isn't there but they meet the plant and cut to them leaving the closest having gotten the best sloppy toppy they ever had now they're chill as fuck.
The plantWork for Dannyanon
>>819051Someone needs to draw this, the guy who creeps out three fourth of the fucker society
>>819111act 2 part 1 >dr toades check it out at first he doesn't know much about it but recognizes it's alien origin especially due to the Talking part so he decides to quarantine it after a brief experiment attempt he has been seduced successfully >the plant show back up in gardening Teddy shed with no explanation just a bit bigger >soon Mr Smiles and Uisas come back craving for more and the plant suggests teddy and les brings her more " rude" adult men for her to straighten out while she handles these guy>a song reminiscing of bring me brains from Billy and Mandy plays while a montage of them finding rude men to bring them >the next while Vera and les are walking to school and Les is talking about the talking plant they see a line outside teddy shed every men waiting to "see" the talking plant this gives Vera an idea >vera pressures teddy and Les to monetize it and she'll be nice and split the profits with them 75% her 25 % them (spilt 3 ways) she calls it the venusian sucker and charges 20 bucks per vist (she has no idea that this thing is sucking them off she just believes they think a talking plant is cool)
Robert Anon, I'm not mad at you, but you can fucking please contact your classmate. That asshole was not doing his part of the project, so I need you. The professor is about to fail us three.
>>819137Phineas Grenouille, Cboy fucker.>Lab Assistant to Toades>Diversity hire>Loves pussy, but hates women so much that he's gay.>Reeks, overweight, and overall slimy.>Despite all of that, he's excellent at his job.
>>819143You see skimshbag, this is how you do "disgusting fucking degenerate pervert"
>>819143>Hates women so much that he's gayLiterally me.>Loves pussyDeleted.
>>819127facts about the venusian sucker > she's one a off character that only appears in this episode and the time Rift dlc of Christmas clash where she is a boss In a bad future where she won> her species name is the Klumdumpians > the Klumdumpians M.O is to colonize sub Interstellar space fairing planets by taking control of the dominant species reproduction >they Harvest the males seed and make them dependent on them for their gratification and make the females uninterested in sex until breeding season then they impregnate them with the seed they collected and modified so the future Offspring will be more susceptive to their control making the man gooners and making the females really want take care of children so both sides need them and will do whatever they say > live in Harvest the planets of all their nutrients and then send the Next Generation to the next planet while they die off > they have a pseudo-hive mind it's more like of ancestral memory>They're obscure in the cosmos so not many space fairing alien races know about them but for some reason but lunaris seems to know and fear them> due to their many encounters with many different species across cosmos this species is aware of magic but instead of evolving to spec into it they evolved a natural immunity to it and to make magical creatures susceptible to their pheromones> they scientifically engineered the best blow jobs no one can top their sloppy Toppy
>>819153The maximum height they can grow is 65 ft though usually reserved for the queen which is the first one that appears on the planet and manages to start the invasion
>>819153>>819155i imagine venusian sucker has a posh British accent while most of her seedlings were destroyed some survived the purge and Vera will pay handsomely if you bring her their destroyed corpses
Episode Idea:Ttitle: A Star is CornSynopsis: Maizeby decided to make an pre-school version of the Maizeby show for kindergarten. Meanwhile, Cassandra was become the executive producer of the stage play
>>819157a preschool version for already preschool show?
>>819143Never accept any drink this guy hands you
>>819165Yeah, you'll probably have a working pussy.
>>819143>Ends up cracking some fundamental flaw of the Gender Fluid.>Gets rich and famous.>Still looks like a frog but he's rich and confident enough that it doesn't matter.>Gets the harem of Cboys he always dreamed of.>Somehow this is a bad future
>>819167>Pans from him living a happy life to the rest of North Park on fire
>>819143Let me guess, mommy issues?
>>819169Actually she's the only woman he likes.
>>819165I bet Chaz is one of the only ones to not learn his lesson in regards to him
>"Fine, I'll say it...">"You may spank it... once...">"So cringe..."https://files.catbox.moe/2i022m.png
>>819138act 2 part 2>as weeks go by the venusian sucker grows to enormous proportions and all the men in town line up outside of Teddy's shed every single day>VS also started producing little versions of itself that vera plans to lease out to the different towns soon> Vera has noticed the usual horndogs doesn't seem as horny anymore the Sheffield's haven't thrown an orgy, the fucker Society and cripp is acting normal, and chaz has passed up an opportunities to perv on milfs all of which started since VS came into town> vera investigation lead her to over hearing VS telling her children that once they get to the new town to release pheromones that makes the man extra horny and gives them an extreme Bliss once they get sexual gratification but also makes the women lose all interest in sex so they'll soon enslave this world like every other ones that came before >Vera after a brief inner conflict between saving the world versus making shitloads of money vera endeavor to stop them by taking a lighter and air freshener and burning some of VS offsprings before she was stopped by VS who reveals her true form > after being teased a little Vera is swallowed whole
I'll finish the story tomorrow I gotta to finish watching FrankensteinThough I can already see I should Place more of an emphasis on Teddy and Les being pushovers in the second draft
>>819170Good for him
>>819173act 2 finale >it's been three 3 days and Vera hasn't came to collect her cash so les knows something is wrong VS told her went on a trip to finalize the leasing deal with other towns but les know she would never be gone 3 days without getting her money in some way>les and teddy goes to talk to her to get the truth but les start noticing signs that Vera has been here and pieces together what happened and >VS notices she notices and cuts the crap to just get rid of them now she almost to full size and she practically controls this town already and Teddy and les seems immune to her effects both being somewhat pure of heart so might as well > maybe a villain song similar to big mean green Mother from Outer Space as teddy and les try almost everything to hurt VS and her seedlings but they seem immune to most Conventional Weapons or Garden supplies in this case so an act of desperation Gardener Teddy throw some weed killer on one of the seedlings which works super effectively killing it instantly> they go to town killing the seedlings leaving VS she tries to desperately bargain with them she'll make them royalty no God's here but they know she's going fuck their world both literally and figuratively no matter what so they kill her > after vs is dead the town back to being normal levels of horny and dickish > as les and Teddy starts to catch their breath they see movement in VS' corpse but it's Vera coming out of her mouth covered in the towns spunk >les tries to hug her but she stops her she just wants to go home take a shower for 3 hours and burn these clothes and forget about this
>>819035Costume for the DLC caveman unlocked by surviving 10 Rounds on the Garden of Eden stage
>>819194dlc Costume Men in Black defeat 100 ccp agents type enemies
>>819195everyone in this costume kisses Cassandra's or (Kid) Payne's ass during interactions
>>819194during hunting trip Robert got tricked by Vera and speared Jonesy in the eye killing her now every time the tribe lights a fire there's a chance she comes out and essentially acts as Harold of a wildfire
>>819143>This is the representative of one of my bigger fetishesPersonally insulated by this
>>819199>Insulted Fug
>>819199Sometimes the worst people you know have the same fetishes as you
>>819195dlc costume animalizedshe cheesed to meet you
>>819201Fair, Though In my opinion the pussy makes it less gay, they're pretty much just a flat tomboy with extra steps.Then again my other fetish is bimbos, so maybe it's the extremes I find hot
>>819203nah the pussy makes it more gay you're not even man enough to fuck a real man
>>819202animalized Hansel, Gretel and Jonesy gives you the Three Mouseketeers ( two are rats) team dynamic though if you add another Hansel or Gretel than the group is called The Rat Pack plus a mouse or maybe the S.S. Squeak Squad the opening line of the the first wave will be what is this some kind of Squeak Squad from either Jonesy or Gretel
>>819205>Liking pussy is gay???????
>>819206Animalized Asimov works too because he's a Capybara and they're literally just giant water rats
>>819206animalized Jonesy Interactions with Hansel is Her being completely obedient to him and his bizarre ( completely normal for Hansel) requests And she doesn't know why. her new mouse ( rat adjacent) instincts are screaming at her to do what he saysHansel: ah sweet a half eaten Burger in the trash and only a little bit of it is soaked wanna bite?Mouse Jonesy with great enthusiasm: yeah!!mouse Jonesy confused: wait why would I want that?
>>819208Pussy on a man is very gay because you're attracted to the dude body because 99% of that body is male hell it's gayer than being into a futa cuz at least 99% of that body is female
>>819211I'm sorry dude but you're just plain wrong.Futa is always the most gay, because if you removed the cock futafags would get mad and whine about taking away the cock.Meanwhile if you give a cboy a dick the cboyfags will want the pusspuss back.Both are gay, but loving cock is still more gay than loving pussy
>>819212I disagree it's gayer because for the people they want a female personality they want the appearance of a female and hell if they want to top or get a blow job then it literally is just straight sexMeanwhile cboys want a masculine body with a somewhat masculine personality and if you where to fuck them in the pussy then you are literally looking at a dude possibly kissing them. And if you do anal or get a blow job it is literally no different than gay sex
>>819213*futa people want
>>819212>>819213>Arguing about fetishes on a Argentinean flying archery forum
>>819215I enjoy intellectual debates about a variety of topics
>>819213So is fucking a masculine girl gay?you calling tomboys and reverse traps gay?
>>819217I'm not talking about a female that's masculine I'm talking about a male that is masculine he just doesn't have a penis
Everyone shut up. My word is law. Futa is gay. If you're a dude who wants your chick with a dick, you're a fucking faggot. If you're a chick who wants your chick with a dick, then you're still a fag, but hide it better Cuntboy is gay. Less gay than futa, because the pussy is universal, but still gay. If you're a chick, why the fuck do you want another vagina? Just use your own.
>>819219so what >>819212said?
>>819219Hypothetical time to definitively prove which one is gayerLet's say there's a person that loves peanut butterCandy bar one (let's call it CB's) is 99% peanut butter and 1% chocolateand then there's candy bar 2 ( called willys) which is 99% chocolate and only 1% peanut butterIf anon 1 enjoys candy bar one more then candy bar two and Anon 2 enjoys candy bar two more then he does candy bar one which one of them is the biggest peanut butter lover because at the end of the day both of them have to love peanut butter to enjoy their candy bars but which one likes it more
>>819221* theres Two people that like peanut butter
Can we stop talking about fetishes.
>>819143Now we need his eternal rival Dgirlfucker
>>819221Since there are no girls on the Internet, we can subtract that from this equation. Anon 2 loves chocolate more since he can't go the distance and find a candy bar that's 100% chocolate
>>819224>implying it's not DrewAnon
>>819226Drewanon is into chicks with dicks?
>>819227more clowns with downs (syndrome)
>>819221If all you're jackin' it to is Cboys I can see the argument, but if you also are jacking it to women on a regular basis I'd say it's less gay.
>>819227>>819228Yes to both.
>>819223If you would please consult the chart
>>819230how did your OCs end up with a pure boy like Asimov?
>>819233Meme magic.Drew has weird tentacle genitals.Beansy ????Sabrina ????I haven't decided but the porn of Beansy I'm drawing, she got a dick.
>>819234ew
>>819234>Drewfag is a futafagwe lost. pack it up, we're leaving
>>819234All in favor of breaking up Asimov/Drew/Beansy after hearing this say Aye.Aye
>>819237Aye.
>>819237Nay
>>819240Based Freethinker.But let them.It's okay.
>>819237no.
>>819237Do it it will be funny.
>>819237As someone who was on the other side of this a few days ago this is very funny
Petition to make Asimov, Drew and Beansy non canon and get rid of them for good
>>819245AYE
>>819245I wouldn't de canonize them
>>819244>The NuPark boy cheering on the death of one of NP's first shipswack
>>819248old Park: I sure love sewing but when when is time to reap oh no I can't do that
>>819249Quiet you, we didn't even manage to break your shitty ship up.I vote we break DA's legs
>>819248Nah Danny's okay he gave me the W-word pass.>>819245Damn, all three? But a good chunk of Old Park lore involves around Asimov! Drew and Beansy, yeah those two gay retards... I dunno.>>819250Break my legs, it'll only make me cum harder.
>>819250I concur. Danny will rue the day he decided to infect North Park with his queerness
>>819250You didn't do it because Leslieanon Wanted to make Danny fish boys bitch but they didn't account on me being very flexible with my character and Uno reversed his decision on him
Am I not allowed to laugh at the crops of my enemies being burned down by the fire they tried to use to burn my kingdom down
>>819254I second the motion to break his legs
I have three hostages with me, I have the entire Carey-Honker Family, and Beansy with me right now, if you know what's good for them, you'll all chill the fuck out. NOW.
>>819256Yea, lets all chill
>>819256>the ENTIRE Carey-Honker Family>just 2 peopleman...now I'm sad. They must be so lonely
>>819256do it go bananas
If somehow this goes past I imagine Jonesy giving Asimov this speech to cheer him uphttps://youtu.be/7nkrzI9GwNk?si=RtMdh2JyGfOGGWJz
Drew, You haven't answered my question, what your favourite flavour of cum
>>819258You forgot Nightmare guy
>>819252>>819251>>819255see >>818896
>>819260>Jonesy, in bed with Asimov later that day: I DIDN'T MEAN ME, YOU DUMBASS!
>>819262he doesn't count. He's a bastard child, not even worthy as a pet
I HATE DREW ANON, I HATE CHAZ ANON, I HATE ROBERT ANON, I HATE ASIMOV ANON. I HATE MUTE ANON, I HATE MAX ANON but less than all those beforeI LOVE DANNY ANON, I LOVE LESLIE ANON, I LOVE SKIMBAG ANON, I LOVE SAMMY ANON
>>819266HanselGODS we are the truly balanced option
>>819264lol tsundere Jonesy x Asimov arc
>>819267I HATE YOU MOST HANSEL ANON
>>819268* I don't ship it though
>>819269>Anon absolutely MINDBROKEN by HanselCHADSkwab
>>819202>>819206>>819209>>819210Work for Dannyanon
Shipping I like>Posie x Sid>Beany x Drew> Jonsey x Asimov> Hansel x Skimbag>Danny Anon x Asimov Anon>Danny Anon x Drew Anon> Robert Anon x Charlie Kirk> Chaz Anon x Adolf Hitler> Max Anon x Chaz anon>Leslie Anon x Leslie> Bobby X chariot
>>819273I almost forget that Danny anon is a women
>>819274I'm 100% man asshole
>>819271what make him a chad. making the roster is onions tier. adding so much lore is onions tier
>>819275"I love man asshole, 100%" - Dannyanon
>>819277>women moment
>>819251I hate old park btw>>819247I dont agree
>>819275Then why do you post shit that only a women would post, There nothing you can do that prove you are a male unless your a transgender male who was originally a women
I want to have sex with Devan
>>819280Yeah I'm not going to listen to a girl telli me what a man would or wouldn't post
>>819276>onions onions onionsabsolutely mindbroken
>>819282your quote is ironic if your truly not a woman
Looking at this thread and how abysmal it is, but then I see the /co/mfy thread, and I just cringe. So I will stay here.
>>819285Yeah, I dunno what's happening in this thread, but it's better than being suffocated by noxious fumes...
>>819285>>819286Well, South Park sucks now, so people are just left to their autism.
>>819287Can Danny Anon just marry Asimov Anon and have babies already?
Dunno what's worse. North Park shipfaggotry or North Park powerscalingfaggotry
>>819290We haven't power scaled in a while tho
>>819290Power Scaling will always be better, because fighting over ships is fucking stupid. >"N-NO, this character kisses THIS character, not that other character"
>>819290Fuck, do we need to update this?
>>819293I fucking love this shit
>>819293Says SSSS tier
Despite being a preschooler she is SSS tier since
>>819293I'll update it now, post characters you think need to be on it and I'll rank them appropriately
>>819296Tell me about Angela. When was she born?
>>819298Depends on when she born, I can only give the age because years in north park is pretty inconsistent, She is 2 years old so even younger than Devan. If North Park takes places in the 90s, I guess she would be 1996.Her main thing is that she has insane luck mostly due to divine intervention as god promise to help the Iris's family hardship.
>>819297All the way at the top canonical all the anons and one above them Dannyanon ( the one above all) ssss: lon, Wendy (angry)sss teir) Jonesy (serious) Danny and Wendy (working together)ss teir) Wendy ( base form) Danny ( not fucking around) all three cat ninjas (working as a group) a) black cat ( by self) ragdoll by ( by self)b) teacup ( by self) Jonesy c) teir Danny ( base form no Wendy)
>>819297Grey goo
>>819300some I forgot SSSS): Amanda (in Studio 6 below) Vanessa (with prep time against a serious opponent)sss) ula true personality, mandigo, Dandigo ( full of souls) , North park Santa ss) Vera (with prep time) s) Vera , ula Vanessaa) the rest of the vampire Society minus Ingridc) Amanda ( post canceled), Ingrid, Jonesy no powersf) Vanessa (against a silly harmless person)>>819297You know what I misread it I thought you said and rank them appropriately but since I already did it oh well
>>819301>Asimov made thisMaybe Dannyanon was right about Asimov?
>>819302I'll take your rankings into consideration but ultimately decide myself the placements, it's mostly meme shit anyway
>>819304I guess I dumb all the rest of mineSSSSS>MeSSSS plus>Project R.H.O.B.H.E.R.T (Literally beyond space and time)SSS>no brainer Nolan, Angela (she has SSSS defence), Rodger Starnight (River's dad, is a warlord)SS>Robert (serious), Amelia, the Athenian Appleton sculptureA>Candle head (Miner character's ancestor), Athenian Appleton B>Atticus (Original form but is a genius), Edith Appleton, Nolan, RiverC>Potter
Teacup: Blenny fff teir he always talks crap and says he's going to kill me but then I black out and wake up in my bed bitch never does anything all talk
https://files.catbox.moe/nqgr73.mp3My requests are as follows:-I want a portal back to the real world.-I want to marry Leslie-I want 37 plastic tubs of Trader Joe's Crispy Chocolate Chip cookies-I want the Nu-Park vs. Old Park war to ceaseFailure to do so will result in your clown friend getting it.I expect my requests to be met in a few hours time, do NOT call Officer Gency.
>>819311No. I had granted Officer Gency the knowledge that you hold slappy hostage sir. Your my hostage now drew anon. I have power over the world you are trapped in now drew anon.
>>819311No balls no balls bet he won't do it
>>819311I have the the one known as Dannyanon under my employ since he's been trapped my world I was told that he had some level of control over fate in my world so I'm willing to make a deal with you give me $10 million and I'll tell dannyanon to make it canonical that the houban girl will be you child bride
>>819312Have fun drew anonI think he wants a hug from you
>>819312Nice going, Wiseguy! Now the town's only cop is gonna be wasting precious hours looking for me.>>819313I have the gun in the clown's mouth while his Niece is struggling.The retarded one thinks it's a game so she started wiggling too.>>819314I don't have 10 mil.. I'll figure it out.>>819315Officer Gency looks like THAT???? DAMN I'm gonna get acidic spit on.
>>819237Nay Stop killing off the og's in favor of retarded shit no one but 2 people want or care about
>>819316Aren't you one of the ones that controls our Fates I don't know just give me the winning numbers for like the next 10 Powerball or tell me the coordinates to weigh abandoned armored truck with no tracking on it get creative
>>819317When has a character ever been killed off to be replaced by another?
>>819319>He doesn't remember L'il Stinker being killed off and replaced by Hansel
>>819027>>819030i almost lost my mind over these posts the other day and i was so carried away that i forgot to even reply lol it looked like i died but god..>>819266wtf where am i did i die>>819319i dont think weve ever actually killed anyone off lol, we still even have dream child because people wanted to repurpose him in some way i think, same with cass
>>819318Okay then uh, fine, the lottery numbers for next week are 69420...There's uhhh, some ancient artifact kept in the secret vault beneath the statue of the town's founder.You will personally be delivered 30 million by a bald chinese actor from the 80s at 4PM tomorrow.Let's see one more... Because why not...Oh, right every day between Matt Blvd. and Trey St. a clumsy armored guard has lunch and forgets a couple million that the fine townspeople always seem to return to him.He wouldn't notice otherwise.That creative enough?
>>819316I dint say that Elmer was the only you have to worry about, now, now give me the 37 plastic tubs of trader Joe crispy chocolate chip cookies and that photo of Leslie you have or else Im giving them your location
>>819323To make sure these aren't tricks I'll get the money first and then Leslie will come to you and then you'll come in her
>>819325Im also sending my mutant OCs against you Vera too
>>819324My mans I ain't GOT 37 plastic tubs of all them cookies why you thinkin' I got it like that?>Photo of LeslieI'll take my chances, get ripped to shreds... Seeing Miss Chariot in pain like that.. I better get holy water.>>819325Sounds good I need to get back to what ever freakshow I got going on, I'm in too deep.
>>819326They get lost and never make it to her "did do good boss?"
>>819311>"Leslie, the mission is simple, you're going in there and rescue Mr. Honker.">"Why is he even holding the 3rd worst clown in history hostage?">"Long story, anyways, there is a can of pepper spray and dart gun with tranq darts in the bouquet, when he goes in to kiss, spray then tranq him, got it?">"Yessir."
>>819329All according to plan
>>819329Drew anon, that you time to take photo of Leslie and you have to give it to me
>>819321Since you're here what do you think of >>819143And I'm curious if you have a ship list like >>819273
*ahem* Leslie was once cloned with all her memories and is entirely interestinguishable from the real one hell this may actually be the real one and the one we know is a clone but with one change she is deeply in love with Drewanon and we'll marry him on the spot she's currently in Slappy's crawl she also she has the power to turn mutated OCS back to normalOkay I'm going home for the night boss
>>819334That thing has shit aim and is allergic to oxygen and once exposed to it will die in a millisecond
Anyways, Drew anon, you will forever be trapped in the north park world regardless.
>>819335>>819336Still applies
>>819337dam, I can beat a person equal to my powers. shit. Drew anon, you not going to find out where I live right. we friends>pls dont beat me up irl
>>819332ill be blunt, i fucking hate cuntboy shit because of an annoying ftm tranny in the current fandom im in. she harassed me for months for disagreeing with her horrendous fucking headcanons and mischaracterisation of the literal love of my life so i want nothing to do with that kind of shit. i will personally ignore that new character from association, no interest or intrigue in it sorryand as for ships uhhh.. fuck i dont know actually lol, most of my np ships arent even ships its just me self inserting as a woman with a skin-tight costume. but i guess>delly x crip (obviously)>posie x charles>charles x goth boy (even though i have terrible plans for this one)>mute x hansel>mute x zach>posie x sid>hansel x lisa>hansel x dorothy>momo x mineral>yashu x wendy>agatha x bennett>mute x cindy>blenny x esterand uhh idk i guess thats it. i really dont have many actual ships lmao. may even be forgetting some
>>819329She's beautiful....>>819331And why do you want the picture so bad?>>819333>Trips>>819336I.. Shit.. We->>819338YOU WERE TRYING TO KEEP ME IN NORTH PARK, I'M NOT GOING TO FIND YOU because that'd be way too much work, but I need some reparations! Plus you're probably in Canada and that's just too far for this little cowpoke.I need to just FIND the portal, but I'm not leaving, I need to sleep here..
Current updated version of the power level tier list.Stuff like "Character but serious" or "Character A and B working together" doesn't really fit so I just squared the difference or skipped over that kind of stuff. I'm generally prioritising meme-y shit so if you have more obscure versions of characters those are preferential.Some suggestions I couldn't do because I couldn't find pics for.Feel free to keep suggesting stuff
>>819342>That fucking Delly brain in a jar with three bows, four if counting the portraitEvery goddamn time, every time.
>>819343Dorothy* but yeah it's funny
>>819324>>819327>>819331>>819340>photoWhat photo? Was it her pissing?
>>819342>robin (masturbador)lol but also uoohhh...>>819343thats my cousin not me haha
>>819345Look look, man, don't ask, don't ask it's... Don't worry, it's just a picture I have close to my heart.
>>819347Now you got me curious.
>>819339Oh, that's fair. I honestly expected you to be the kind of person into that sort of thing. Guess I was very wrong>>I really don't have many ships>Sends a longer list than the original reply3 Mute ships and 3 Hansel ships is interesting. I forgot there used to basically be a huge Hanselbowl back in the day
>>819342Why do you have so many edits of Danny?
>>819342Can you add Nicole and Rachel?
>>819350He's funny to shitpost about
>>819348Look man, it's... Don't solve this mystery, maybe I post it tomorrow, we hit 1000 posts, hooray! Distraction!
>>819354Very well...ALSO HOLY SHIT 1000
we hit 1000Well I'll list some ships I like some might honestly surprise you since I never posted them everDanny X linus Danny x Jonesy Danny x Addison chazette x dannyles x Vera les x Danny Danny x Vera Hansel x Gretel Leslie x Vera ck x Dani Lori x Jerry Amanda x chazette Jonesy x Amanda Amanda x Barbara This isn't the full list
>>819342for my historical character, they herehttps://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Elementaryhttps://imgur.com/a/YCkSKtv
>>819348Leslie I have that pic of Leslie
>>819342him this reality warping fifth dimensional imp character that even affects the anons>>817437
>>819358Is it true?
>>819360yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
>>819356>Hansel x Greteldegenerate!
I finally get to post this again
>>819363SEXO! SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SEX!!!!!UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF GALLONS.
>>819362The homeless they're already degenerate this is like complaining about pigs eating slop
>>819361Is that a jojo?
>>819342here a few shitpost you can take that I made https://imgur.com/a/xzHPwni>>819366no
>>819359*Gets into bed uncomfortably close beside you* Thanks for having my back. *does Rip Van Winkle impression*
>>819363Weird that I used the same reference with the same characters twice
Which anons do you guys shipDanny anon x Leslie anon is a pretty cool shipChaz anon X Hansel anon makes scene
>>819370Max x Delly anon is Perfection at its finest. Perhaps Danny anon x Asimov anon too due to the rivalry aspect of it.
>>819371Requesting art of Danny Anon x Asimov anon romance art. I wouldn't mind if Max anon x Delly anon or Chaz x Hansel anon was made
>>819342Autism free Leslie canonically probably the most evilest character in Canonalso into femdom https://files.catbox.moe/01z0u2.png
>>819373Good thing she didn't know Vera was responsible for her dad's death at the time she got off pretty lucky just being sent to India
>>819342Update
>>819375God damn that was pretty quick
>>819375My FUARKING heroes...
>>819375I'm surprised you anyone remember human Vera or was that the vampire TT and time displaced vera swap
>>819378
>>819375Imagine not putting cancer pose at sssss tier
>>819380she literally has cancer she's gonna die on her own
>>819379she was Proto Vanessa if I remember correctly basically she hated and hunted monsters ula is her Asimov in this timeline because Ula's old gang wiped out her town and left her on a Cold Mountain near north park where she froze but instead of dying she was was put into a hibernative state for almost 200 years and got unthawed.
>>819375I was already scared of Dellyfag before I'm even more scared of her now
>>819381no, her cancer is god's greatest gift on her, do you not understand her true power
>>819382yknow what TD kid (Vera) x Vanessa
>>819142Out of any North Fags, why the fuck did this happen
>>819386just Robertanon trolling
Hmmm..... Something feels out of place here. When you see it you'll shit bricks.
>>819390These guys will be background cameos in every episode and at the end of every year, we'll hold a specialized event where one caller has to guess which one appeared in each episode and if they get it right, that character will get a speaking role
>>819390is it that gnasty gnigger in the middle?
>>819390Who's the ghoul?
What are your favorite less talked about North Park facts?I like that the town actively makes people stupider and that's why Maria and Asimov's family were sent there to investigate
>>819397Every birthday is a reference to a real event. That drew Carrey name is a reference too
>>819379>>819382TDK time displaced kid also know as Alice Vera McCready professional monster hunter
>>819399forgot the image
>>819397in every au Lon Is the same person since he's fron outside of time and space he can tell when the timeline splitsdr toades believes in stupid scientific misconceptionsEveryone in North Park have an anti- doppelganger counterpart mute and chef are just unfortunate enough to meet theirsThe fucker Society acts normal outside of North Park they just come here to this town to be themselvesVera's massive abandonment issues leaves hurt her keeping some of the less fortunate members of North Park afloat so they won't leave townmiss Chariot is Fiona's soul's ( not to be confused with her ghost that's a different thing) reincarnation the fall was so bad her legs don't work in her next life
>>819397There's some possibly still ongoing war between the Lunaris army and some rather bully-looking alien species that Hansel just happened to get caught in the middle of. Makes me wonder if Sylvanus' and Ryhonus' mission to earth has more sinister intentions than most would seem
>>819402didn't the lunaris species have lots of conflict, It been implied that the UFOs are extremely xenophobic against them as a species
>>819401more behind the scenes facts >I drew ula and unnamed business girl (proto Vera) first but I posted Danny and Wendy first the only reason the vampires are in North Park is because some Anon suggested a similar idea to what I drew and I show that I drew something up like that> Jonesy was originally supposed to have black highlights on her lightning bolt pigtails but then Leslieanon (the first person to draw her after her first post by me) dropped them so I did too> both Vera and Jonesy designs are inspired by the Mara from Hilda
>>819404more lore facts > the reason Vera uses disguises instead of shapeshifting like a normal vampire it's because when she shapeshifts it looks like what a kid will draw of what she was trying to shape shift into which it's kind of impressive.> Vera doesnt fly cause she's afraid of heights > Danny is red green color blind > Danny pretends to have a psychic connection between him and mute so sometimes pretend to talk for her and mute allows this because it pisses off Melville> alty is a fan of Dr cates and especially her creation meowsmovi a robot you made when she found the head of Asimov that would eventually become A2>dogman is Neil's pet dog Dougie and only Trisha knows the truth a reverse Peppermint Patty and Snoopy situation
>>819403
>>819402Head Cannon The lunaris I like the bottom of the totem pole and the galactic ecosystem they just went to Earth because they're like literally the only thing lower than them they're basically the shortest kid in class who gets bullied by everyone picking on kids two grades below them because they reasonably believe they can take them
>>819407*are like the bottom of the totem pole
>>819404>>I drew ula and unnamed business girl (proto Vera) first but I posted Danny and Wendy first the only reason the vampires are in North Park is because some Anon suggested a similar idea to what I drew and I show that I drew something up like thatAsimov Anon here, I'm pretty sure I was the one that made that suggestion
>>819397Melville is Peruvian and he supposedly has more hair than he's usually depicted with
>>819405ula is a alternate personality that was created when the vampire sorceress countess Charlotte was trapped by the Thompson's in a coffin for over 100 years causing her to cannibalize herself leading to her diminished height, memory loss and brain damage. Ula only thinks her name is ula because Savannah called her a Dracula so she thinks Dracula is her name and Ula is a cute nickname
>>819413I like to think during the vampire orgy event ula specifically got Wendy to lure Danny so she can get her revenge on those Thompsons by making their heir her personal sex slaves
>>819397Delly's arm curse only gets lifted when her arm gets absolutely severed on her wedding dayIt's so brutal that it's funny
>>819409>Asimov indirectly inspired Vera to existwow, you must still be kicking yourself for that one
>>819417if I had a nickle for every character Asimov Anon had a direct hand in I'd have three nickles.unless there are more I don't know about
>>819417Don't give yourself too much credit she was inevitable she might not have been a vampire but vera would have always came into North Park she is inevitable
>>819397BTS Leslie Facts:>She was meant to be vaguely meta-aware, like she was supposed to be like "You ever feel like you're not the main character, and the main characters aren't the real ones?">Her first name and her default clothes color pallet are a reference, no one has caught on yet.>Haven't drawn her being "cold and done with other people" because there hasn't been a situation for her to be that.
>>819421>>Her first name and her default clothes color palette are a reference; no one has caught on yet.No wonder, it's just cosplay. I was curious as to why she would willingly wear something so embarrassing
>>818868Arnold Yang?nah, fish boy has a better ring to it
>>819422For your information, her mom made that sweater, and the hat was her dad's>>819423True, I'm just giving him an actual name
>>819398Drew Carey is unaware of Drew Carey.
>>819397Yvette is homophobic, and not in the "secretly into it" kind of way. She just hates faggots. full stop.
>>819426lives in faggot town hates faggots many such cases
>>819426Need a bitch like this.
>>819426Yashu: Would.Yvette: what?Yashu: what?
>>819430another yang cucked by Danny >>819426she (pretends to) like faggot at least
>>819431but she hates faggots, Danny has faggot tendencies
>>819431>another yang cucked by Dannywhy are you so obsessed with cucking?seriously dude, seek help
>>819432if you looked up "faggot" in the dictionary, you'd see a picture of Danny. yep, there he is. right there.
>>819432His family also owns neon neko the local arcade child casino/ family entertainment center so he gets free coins which means she gets free coins to play games all she got to do is let him touch her boobs every once in awhile so pretty much she's a gold digger
>>819431>Being manipulated by a woman into giving her free shit is cuckingnah, Danny's just a paypig
>>819436>Being manipulated by a woman into giving her free shit is cuckingNo that's just dating, or e-simping.
>>819436Pay Pigs Don't Touch breasts she a gold digger
Yashu deserves a nice demure girl.sadly, he's doomed to end up with Wendy
>>819439Nah, they're just friends.And rivalsFrivals
>>819439who says yashu ends up with wendy
>>819441>>819442Didn't Asimov anon make a future kid for them or something In his list of things that happened to his characters in the future
>>819443oh yeah he did didn't he
>>819443yeah, and didn't that future kid end up time-traveling to the past and...oh...oh no...
>>819445yeah she had brown hair for some reason trying to stop a bad future if I remember correctly
>>819446Speaking of, what's TT's real name?
>>819447Test tuber if you believe in that theoryThough if we're going for This joke Then the last name would be Thompson so I don't know Tessa
>>819447She named herself Time Traveller because she doesn't know her real name. if you want to believe in the Test Tube theory, then Test Tube. (fuckign stupid, but funny) It's supposed to be ambiguous and up in the air, since, due to the nature of time travel, her origins would change every other day. Hell, her name doesn't even have to start with "T", it could be [censored] for all we know
>>819449>due to the nature of time travel, her origins would change every other day.Oh yeah, her wiki page mentions this.Whatever, I'm gonna call her Tess.
>>819450Well, I'm going to call her Tina
>>819449Wait wait wait somehow Asimov prime knew her family came from North Park yet doesn't know her name but if he did he didn't tell her. Boy I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder also wouldn't alty know her name since they share one though since the timeline is a bit different.
>>819449also test tuber theory is based he didn't say your parents is from North Park he said your "parents" is North park she just assumed he meant is from
>>819453>Somehow, Asimov Prime knew her family came from North ParkNot hard to guess, you see a lone child in the town you laid waste to, she obviously came from somewhere in this place. Also, who said Asimov knew who her family is? This might be an accidental game of telephone >yet he doesn't know her namein some timelines, he does. In others, he doesn't. Not too sure about the timeline of events in the bad future. >but if he did, he didn't tell herThey don't really sit down and talk to each other at any point before she leaves for the past.>wouldn't Alty know her name since they share one, though, since the timeline is a bit different,different circumstances, different names.
>>819454A funny what-if possibility, but for the sake of my sanity, I'll consider it just that, a what-if possibility.
>>819441>>819442Okay, he dates the twin maids from the maid cafe then
>>819433I don't have a problem just noticed something funny>there's a picture of a cute girl >some other anon wants to ship her with Yashu or imply yashu has an attraction to her >remembers their just so happens to be a picture of her and Danny that caused a lot of controversy a year ago >remembers 3 or 4 days ago the fish boy incident >fish boy and yashu are yangs >decides to point out the coincidence get shit on it for some reason
>>819458I'm okay with this.AsimovAnon approved
>>819459Everyday I come here I realize I'm just a cat from the two girls pointing at a cat meme
>>819461You are fond of kicking the Hornet's nest, aren't you
>>819458Yashu get his ass beat so hard that he developed a maid fetish and doesn't even get the girl just to get someone who's paying to date him damn such a cruel fate
>>819464*He's paying
>>819464>>819465He had a thing for maids before WendyAlso, he's not paying for them to date him, they just actually like him.
>>819464>>819465This is something I expect from Melville but apparently notanyways Wendy x Curtis I guess she'll become principal Kiddy's daughter after all>>819467Bull fucking shit never been brought up never been mentioned ever before Yeah I'm pretty sure a profession just above a stripper doesn't have ulterior motives to date their boss
>>819468*Before Wendy started kicking his ass
>>819468
>>819468>Bull fucking shit never been brought up never been mentioned ever beforeActually, them liking him was mentioned herehttps://archived.moe/i/thread/763626/#q765599and Asimov anon has stated that Yashu has always had a thing for maids even before wendy here!https://archived.moe/i/thread/763626/#q765478Yashu has always had a thing for maids and Wendy was ruining it for him by being a gorilla maid
>>819468Hi, Asimov Anon here again!Yashu has always had a thing for maids, finding them demure, feminine and gentle.he's actually not a fan of the more slutty maid archetypes, as he feels this distracts from the pure wholesomeness of maids
>>819477Based Yakuza
>>819473Dude, you are the one who repeatedly goes around starting shit
>>819475No no no that's a Asimov doesn't want his characters to look bad thing if you can prove that he made any mention of this before before Wendy first kicked his ass then I don't want to hear it the subtext is clear also it's very funny and as we know we follow rule of funny in this householdinb4 word of God and this community rule of
>>819480please refer to >>819477and go fuck yourself
>>819481Nope l I said if it didn't come before I'm not counting it also rule of funny
>>819482Dude, just let it go, you're killing the vibe
>>819483no I think you are I'm just saying funny shit and your bitching about everything
>>819484You're acting like a spoiled child, throwing a tantrum when someone tells you no
>>819485I'm sorry I'm one of the bread winner of the house and youre a bum who don't pay rent sorry if I'm a little more entitled to shit than you are
Mom and mom are fighting again
>>819426She needs to rape Gothboy in front of her brother tbdesu>>819474Curtis looks so fucked up. I wonder how long it took him to heal from that
>>819486Yashu isn't your character, you don't get final say on what is and isn't canon for him, especially when the guy who made him tells you otherwise.Reeks of entitlement.
Hi Asimov Anon here, both of you need to stop.Shit's getting real old real fast
>>819490Suck my futa cock
>>819491lol a imposter
>>819489yeah but I draw and write the most so I'll use my cannon thank you
>>819494Okay, I guess I can't stop you from being wrong, or a cunt for that matter
>>819496how bout you draw or write first before you start complaining I'll not respond to you further
>>819496Speaking of cunts...
This thread hasn't been very comfy...
>>819499Yeah, this is why I don't announce myself very often in the threads.I stand by what I said but the retarded shit flinging that followed was just a sorry display
>>819499Agree opening these threads up was a mistake something we said would happen Max
>>819499We still have time to fix it, how do we bring back the comfy vibe?
>>819502Let's talk about what we find cute for NP characters!I like that ck makes masks and hands them out to people, even ones that bully him
>>819502The Vibes were ruin when the new v old discourse started happening we purge The Nostalgiabaiters
Mineral and Nightmare guy are cute.
I like Li Yang, His fake legs are a neat Idea.
Everybody DRAW or Write something COMFY RIGHT FUCKING NOW.Or I swear to God, I will fucking spray Horse Mace all over you.Comfy things such as, therefore:>Eating nice food>Under blankets>>819505>watching TV/playing vidya>going to their special hiding place>some nice alone timeI require these right now.
Asimoms if comfy pajamas when?
>>819508Asimoms pajamas are as follows Galatea: Big oversized T-shirt with "SPICY!" on it, and a pair of baggy boxersAlita: See through nightie and fancy lingerie
>>819385
>>819509Also Maria sleeps bare ass naked
Nicole and Rachel's pajamas
>>819510poor girl has no idea what she's in for
>>819512kinda boring.Like, the designs could serve to be a little spicier.Not saying full on lewd, but maybe show off a midriff or something.
>>819507No. I will draw my them in extreme pain and torture, nothing comfy. no comfy moment
>>819515Nightmare Guy doesn't deserve this
Alright, I drew some comfy art of Neil. He a funny kid
>>819517Maximum comfy.
Pls no mace
>>819519>Eats your cheesecake
>>819519Very com-->>819520UNCOMFY, I'M GETTING THE MACE.
>>819522What are you gonna do, spray m-WAIT, IS THAT AN ACTUAL FUCKING MACE!?
>>819523At least I don't get the mace right, it very very comfy art. I hope my stuff make life a little more comfy
>>819517>>819524Gorechads, we are eating good tonight.
>>819526
>>819526I wanna dropkick her down a flight of stairs
>>819524>>819525Extremely comfy.
>>819526Is that AI, doesn't look like your usual art
>>819530I believe Hansel anon drew it a while ago
>>819531Ah, okay
>>819525>>819529You all get it. Have one more comfy happy art. Nice to seeing even a bully can have a wholesome moment
>>819533still better than being no brainer Lydia
Here's an episode ideaYashu is secretly dating two of the maids that work at the maid cafe, Melville discovers this and uses it to blackmail Yashu into pretty much being his hired muscle, who he orders around and mistreats.Will Yashu find a way to destroy the evidence and how long will Melville's hospital stay be if Yashu does.
>>819536sweet idea anon
>>819537Thanks, I took the advice you gave that other anon and decided to actually write something.How do you think people would react to Yashu dating two girls at the same time and who both work in an establishment he partially owns?
>>819538In this town that's not that strange but with this being a post me too movement world and power dynamics now being in public discourse I can see him fearing being canceled and the other owners kicking him out so he'd want to hide it
>>819540Melville is really the perfect person to take advantage of finding this out, because you just know he'd flaunt the control over Yashu he has and would treat him like absolute shit while not expecting any reprisal for his actions if the evidence gets destroyed or he pushes Yashu to the point he goes "Fuck this" and just mauls him
>>819390Why does the kid with the slice of cake in the middle look so normal compared to everyone else? He doesn't even have facial hair like the others to show he's an adult. The glasses guy with the flaming black shirt looks like AVGN trying to be a gamerdad.
>>819527This version Vera doesn't know that les is a ghost so in this universe she still has a crush on her. Vanessa isn't in this swap AU since Vera didn't kill his clan in the early 1900s so he didn't hold a grudge and hopped bodies all the way to hopping into the body of a girl to try to seduce and kill her though van may still be out there in a completely different form
Give me two random characters and I'll try to make an episode idea around them
>>819544SlappyVera
>>819544Angela and Hansel
episode where an old rich lady who lived an unnaturally long life puts a hit out on herself whoever kills her get her inherentence all the killers and crooks of North Park try to claim the prize we follow Gretel the cat ninjas and the vampires as they fight their way through the competition the whole thing has The Good the Bad and the Ugly vibes
>>819545Slappy discovers that a vampire has been killing clowns that went to the same Clown College class as him and goes to Vera for protection.>>819546Angela gets separated from her family and Hansel is the one to find her and try to get her back home, the two unaware of the Frog People and Demons trying to kill them both, only to hit each other instead of the two children.
>>819548a Rouge vampire on the north park vampire Society truf? There's hell to pay and money to make
>>819547The only assassin based episode Gretel better not fuck it up
>>819547Asimov, hearing this, tries to get the lady to find joy in life again.Just as she does she falls down a flight of stairs and dies, traumatizing Asimov who everyone assumes just pushed her down the stairs.
>>819551>Asimov, standing there horrified as a film crew comes out and hands him a comically large check, congratulating him for killing the old lady.>All the would have been assassins being pissed off that he stole their kill.
>>819551>>819552good idea
>>819551>>819552Someone needs to draw Asimov holding the giant check, face still contorted in horror.
Episode where Max, Atticus and Neil visit the black history museum and everyone else does their best ability to keep them from saying the no no word
>>819555Wait, why Neil?Also isn't Max a weird meta backgrounder?
>>819556Are you sure Neil wouldn't so such words cause he thinks it is funny.Also Max likes blondes hair and blue eyed germanic people. Do you really think he thinks people are equal?
>>819556>why Neil
>>819555Neil can only muster a soft a
>>819558Reminder that we never saw Mandy jump or swim
>>819559But Neil would definitely say (pic related) word with a hard R all the time
>>819561Saltiner?
>>819561cookier?
episode chimp outafter Vera start importing numerous chimpanzees for the local mad Scientist to experiment on one Escapes by very violently attacking her and ripping off her face and started wearing it now everyone believes the chimp is Vera after regenerating her face Vera has to stop this mad monkey imposterThe end of the episode it’s revealed the chimp didn’t fool anyone they just preferred the chimp to Vera and they just went along with it>>819561Neil avoid r words because he can't say R
>>819564On one hand, I'm glad someone remembers that since it's a unique quirk, on the other, that would be so annoying to have to take into consideration for someone who constantly says shit all the time
>>819564Ula was the only one confused
>>819560Mandy always stays next to the swim instructor or close to the ledge during swim class. She'd rather die than be caught wearing floaties, so she just sticks to the shallow end of the pool. Mandy can jump, not as good as the other black kids on account of her mixed race disadvantage, but higher than most fourthies.
>>819567episode Mandy goes to Dr toades to make her appeal that will make her either 100% black or white so she can compete in basketball or swimming competitively
>>819568*her a pill stupid speech to text
>>819568>>819569Everything goes great until it's time for the big game and the big swim meet and the pill starts malfunctioning randomly swapping her between black and white at random
she hates the cold which is reasonable after being frozen for almost 200 years
>>819575I don't wanna marry Leslie anymore.....
>>819576Why is that anon? Too uncanny?
>>819577Yes.
>>819578DW! This isn't indicative of the real product.
>>819579TOO LATE, this is CANON TRUE and HONEST REAL LESLIE HOUBEN OF 6969 Parker Road, North Park, Colorado area code, 192000.
>>819580IDIOT, SHE LIVES ON 697 STONE ST. SW
>>819581HAH IT WAS A PLOY TO GET YOU TO DOX HER! YOU GOT GOT, BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>819582FUCK
We're past 1,200 and still on page 5 I think we're hitting 2000 this thread
dannyanon raped and killed a werewolf in 1990
>>819585Actually it was 1985 and it was behind a Taco Bell in New Hampshire
>>819586based and vampirepilled
I guess I'll post this old episodethere is a Chinese dish called dongyang which Translate to virgin boy egg where they boil eggs in boy urine this is a real thing. episode where Vera is selling boy pee to a local Chinese restaurant the boys find out about it and try to get a cut but when she refuses so they try to sell it to them directly. Vera tries to threaten the boys for cutting into her Market but push comes to shove and somehow she ends up getting a barrel of piss splashed on her and her germophobia kicks in and he nopes out of the rest of the episode. After dominating the local market and and making a killing the boys get greedy and decide they can make more money by getting more pee so they trick the girls into contributing but it turns out that the dongyang is a life extension magic thing in the moment the Immortals ate the girl pee tainted eggs it made them who age rapidly to their true age turning into dust.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5FY0kpC-150Theme of Asimov Prime
>>819590sub plot where Curtis falls in love with the daughter of the Chinese restaurant owner but he watches her turn to dust by the end Neil seeing the devastated Curtis: you know what they say about Asian women once they pass 50.
Episode psychochazchaplain sends chaz to a bad kids camp where he hopes they will teach him to behave and chaz finds a kid that looks exactly like him and they befriend each other but the boy turns out to be a psychopath who parents keep him under lock and key so he knocks out chaz and swaps with him on the final day so he can be a normal kid and if chaz's parents get a little too annoying he'll just murder them in their sleep meanwhile chaz is locked up in a home with two ultra strict parents who doesn't believe him the psychopath beats the shit out of Danny when he first starts his usual bullshit with him thinking he's chaz.
episode short bus toadyThe cat girls intercepts one of doctor toads yearly vanity IQ test and sabotage it so when it comes back it gets a sub 70 IQ and he Placebo himself into being a "special" little guy
>>819600you've done that before with Vera
Episode IdeaPhineas tries to fix his image so people will stop making fun of him, and it actually works.Well, at least instead of calling him frogface or finny the frog they're all calling him Cboy fucker, and he got a cool internship with Dr Toades to boot!
>>819602Also, an episode where the fucker society try to get people to stop calling him cboy fucker because they don't wanna be associated with him
>>819601hi Asimovanon (or chaz) it was a rough draft i think it works better with the cat girls he wouldn't trust Vera with the results
>>819604Good point, But I'd add that this placebo effected Toades ends up making their lives miserable until the cat girls reveal what they did to just make it stop.
episode little pet show of horrors to fund raise north park elementary does a overnight lock down for the 3rd and 4th graders where you can bring a pet if you want to and Sabrina brings her new pug. Dani starts a fun game to see the past lives of their pets only for them to discover that Sabrina's pug past life was a notorious serial killer who was put to death a few months prior shortly after a black out happens and the pug disappears and bodies start dropping after hearing the situation Jonesy immediately trys to nope out not trying to die again but finds the school now has automatic locks and windows security shutters ( they're raising funds because they just blew their budget on installing them) that won't open till Dawn when their parents will pick them up Danny and Dani pass out the nine lives pills so our characters can live die repeat and hopefully survive till Dawn and the school opens up as this murderous pug pup picks them off again and againVera and Les get put through the wringer both metaphorically and literally sine the murder was les' murder that Vera and les put away in a prior episode
>>819608CK ends up shooting the pug near the end after seemingly being killed off for realCK: Why do I feel like something like this will happen again.
>>819608Leslie and Savannah gets set on fireLeslie after waking up: so that's what that feels like.
>>819611just as the doors to the school opens and the parents came to enter the school almost everyone in town sees ck murder a seemingly innocent pug with a gun he presumably brought to school that's super bloody and a few dead kids are in it because they didn't get to take the pills since they were the first to die ck gets arrested and spends a season on trial with vera as his lawyer since she like Bobby enough to do it for a discount.
>>819595I'm imagining him singing this all alone until he sees TT wandering around the wasteland
Episode idea:Lydia acts nice and sweet to Posie to make ammends. She even baked cupcakes for her!...half of those cupcakes were laced with laxatives. Lydia ate the half that weren't laced to make Posie think things were alright.She shits herself during a girls' meeting
>>819614ck keep incriminating himself by being himself as Vera tries her best to get him off but shouting I did it I did it gleefully as everyone in town saw a blood soaked school and a few dead kids and most of the other kids throwing him under the bus is hard to defend vera would normally hypnotize the judge and a jury but one of then is blind and keeps bringing you up inconsistencies in her argument which makes the other snap out of her hypnotism so she actually going to have to do real lawyer work here
>>819619CK ends up getting a presidential pardon because he plays on the same Roblox server as the president
>>819621>trump grooms ckthat's Canon nowalso the Trial continues Due to him being charged by the state Presidential Pardons only work for federal Crimes
>>819622>TrumpMy man, Daniel, Danny boy, Daniel Edwards, Spooky Boy, Woodpecker, Big D.Trump as president doesn't exist in North Park, North Park takes place in the late 90s to early 00s, also why would we creatively put ourselves in a corner, a fictional president would be more beneficial.Let's just put a literal Dudebro Frat Boy in North Park's canon, like that'd be way more funnier than a real president.Hell, gimme like a few hours, I'll sketch him up or some shit.
>>819623I though it was "Current Year"...But yeah, a generic president would make sense.
>>819623It's always 199x to current year And if it's in the same universe as South Park then it has to be trump
>>819625We don't need to limit ourselves to everything South Park does, though. It could be a generic president.
>>819625We can place the episode during the Biden years, kid sniffing Joe trying to groom a kid over Roblox makes more sense
>>819624 I always tried to treat it like the 90s to early 2000s, hence why I joke the year is 192000, I mean there's nothing stopping it from being 'Current Year' as that's a good meme/joke.It's how I get into the early South Park mindset personally.>>819625Danny for real, creative liberties.It's not going to be funny, it will put us in a wall if we ever wanna do plots with a Presidential character, and not in the cool Jojo sense, in a stagnant Zombie Simpsons sense.I clearly can't force you, however I can come up with something funnier.>>819627Oh, fuck here we go.Don't want ANY president in the past decade parodied.
>>819627We're not getting into this we're not the co South Park thread>>819626The entire Premise of North Park is we're in the same universe as South Park Just a town over having a different President would put us in Another Universe. unless we're ready for the Cut ourselves away from the South Park talk
>>819628Thing is, if it involves Roblox and mentions FNaF, it'll have to be Obama's second term to now.
>>819629Ok, how about the president is the same as South Park, but they barely have any involvement
>>819629The entire premise of North Park is a bunch of autists wanted to draw OC donut adventures and collaborate to make each other smile.Literally ChazAnon was all "I ship my OC with Mrs. Cartman" in OP as the first ever thread on /co/>>819630Can't it just be Keith David?
>>819632Have Obama voiced by Keith David.
>>819632>The entire premise of North Park is a bunch of autists wanted to draw OC donut adventures and collaborate to make each other smile. *in the South park universe using their art style To the best of our ability
>not keeping the surreal spirit of south park and making George Washington president for life
>>8196351 because >>819629and 2 China IL did it with Ronald Reagan
>"Greeting Vera, I have 30 million dollars for you!"
>>819631that's what we do usually and if you want to tell a story that's analogous to current events and we want to use a president we use Chuck or Mac tonight
>>819638Why Mac Tonight?
>>819639he was co mayor with Chuck for a while After an incident where Chuck fucked up and he beat him in a race Jonesy was also Briefly mayor After forcing Mac tonight to sign over the town to her but she got assassinated while in office
For the Newfags out there. North Park isn't so cookie cutter for the time it takes place. It more Roughly 90s with elements of different decades including the 80s and 2020s. Different character literally have vibes from different times. Ck, Jonsey and Lisa are 2010s era archetypes while Danny, the main trio kinda of give more of an 80s archetype.
>>819641So it's a mix of time eras, then? Don't know how that would work given it takes place in the same world as South Park
>>819642we've Establish that a sliding timeline Canonical thing and only certain people are affected by it and even fewer people realize its happening (this part has headCanon) some characters Literally don't exist in Certain season if it doesn't make sense for them to Like CK prefnaf or undertale or Lisa before the internet was wide spread And then they sort of Grow up While everyone stays the same like Peanuts I like to imagine at one point Barbara and Bobby were just part of the background kid cast but wasn't one of the ones that stayed young because they weren't important yet
>>819643So some characters randomly age up at times?
>>819644that's Head Cannon it more like The character age is normally until they a character on the show they'll
>>819643>>819645You're overthinking it, my man.
How about we just ignore the court case plotline?
>>819647ye;
>>819647nah still using it gonna draw art and episode sub plots about it
>>819622the juvie therapy dog gives birth to a puppy that has the soul of the killer that was in the pug kids in juvie that had a problem with ck ends up dead now CK looks even more guilty. meanwhile Bobby has to take out a loan Several times larger then Barbara's gambling debt
>>819650to bail him out
>>819650Oh look, Danny Anon is bullying one of AA's characters again.What a fuckin surprise.
>>819652Just ignore him, he gets off on starting shit
>>819650Nah
>>819652do you want stories where nothing happens and every is happy all the time this is how comedy happens Though the reason I made it harder was because someone tried To bail him out
Can everyone please stop and draw? This is /i/ for darn sake.
>>819655Maybe focus on other characters than asimovanon's if you want to avoid the allegations.
>>819657Dude, he's just farming (you)s by being a prick
>>819656at work I can't >>819657I didn't bring him into this story The ending the kids were supposed to gang up and kill the pug In front of their parents Making them look crazy but somebody changed my plans Now I just had to do the ending with one specific character Which only one specific outcome made sense just chill dawg >>819658in this one instance no I'm not I'm trying to tell a story
>>819656Oh, shit that reminds me, I'm drawing that pic of Leslie on the toilet taking a FAT FUCKING PISS.Or at least I got started on it.I also debuted a new OC in the thread, wink.
>>819660>>819637Him?
>>819655I personally, just don't like the idea for that plotline.which is why I just responded >>819654
>>819661Yes! His name is Karl Maka.
>>8196164uOekaki Post (Time: 8m, Replay: View)
DLC costumes: Cave person and Government
>>819664spooky
>>819590How delightfully gross, it makes me want to do my own gross-out episode
>>819669Like this? >>819618
Need ideas for Asimov Prime.Current ideas>Super mode for Regular Asimov>Fusion of Asimov and the no longer evil A2>Nightmare of tt's made manifest by magic.>Aliens????
>>819673Seximov
>>819674He already has a robo-dong with 15 different settings
>>819673A fusion of all the bots, mainly A2, who caused the apocalypse, but after seeing all the carnage, A1 manages to wrestle control and helps TT.
>>819678Wouldn't really make sense now that S2 A2 is no longer evil
>>819679Sign of a saved timeline.
>>819673>Fusion of Asimov and the no longer evil A2This one 90% of the time>Nightmare of tt's made manifest by magic.This one for when I'm craving that T.T.Torture
Have you considered that he said he was sorry
>>819682I mean the evil A2 pretty much died and left behind a good version of himself
Episode chuck emails to Vera gets leaked and he starts panicking on how many crimes he's implicated in he gives Vanessa, the Houbens, doctor toades, and Jonesy is much money and resources they want to take care of his problem a comedy of errors ensue
>>819686episode title when the dog barked
>>819686Toades:This is a complete farceJonesy: Vera is the one selling the schematics of all your labs to the cat girlsToades: fuck it, Maria owes me a favor anyways
>>819686vera live stream there attempt at navigating the catacombs and them being curb stomped by all the anomalous shit there especially the elevator like this is some Dungeon Crawler game at some point they just say fuck it the Vengeance and the money is not worth it and leave
>>819690>The robot Maria makes for Toades, the teenymov manages to catch a video of her being insanely cringe when she thinks she's won
>>819693>Yes we've barely made it out alive >yes we had to give back the money >Yes you're still alive >yes chuck had to pay you to keep from releasing the rest of the emails but you see we caught you on 4k being cringe
>>819695Meanwhile vampires don't show up on video
>>819696Vampires do too appear on video, especially in digital formats, the only reason they don't have reflections is because mirrors used to be backed in silver as the reflective surface.
>>819695They post it everywhere and Vera is a laughingstock thanks to it, with Jonesy making sure that it stays up
>>819697Really depends on the Lore some lore States that the mirror reflects the soul and vampires don't have souls so they don't show up and people believe the camera capture Souls so they shouldn't show up on the picture or video
>>819699Though I do remember a picture of vera having a picture so I'm going to have to rule that they do show up on cameras
>>819700That embarrassing picture of Vera at the Christmas party, or the one of her kissing a frozen Les' and her lips getting stuck
>>819698vera laughing all the way to the bank as the other people heal up from the injuries they sustained Vanessa in a full body cast Leslie legs are broken again toads just have one of those dog cones on him Jonesy in the upper body cast and crip is there volunteering to give them a sponge bath
>>819700Vampires can only show up on polaroids, anything digital and they're an incoherent mess that's still identifiable
>>819703That's Canon now
>>819704Oi, puns...
>>819702Jonesy electrocutes Crip from the sponge bath she was actually into the attention though delly wasn't and there was an accident at the hospital that led her to go back into the internet.
>>819703>>819704What, do you want stories where nothing happens and every is happy all the time? This is how comedy happens
>>819707She's still identifiable though that means people can see her being cringe it just looks staticky
>>819702Toads during the sponge bathhttps://youtu.be/Pk7RroGFe6k?si=Lfw34QPjH0pqhems
>>819709Toades slaps Crip with his tongue for that one.Crip kinda likes it tho
Hey, to anyone in the thread, if there\s a vocoloid (utaloid is fine too) song you think fits a North Park character post it here~for example >>819595works!And Maria's is Rot for Clout.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AjJZEcMdww
>>819702Vera: oh hey guys you're awake finally it's been a few days and yeah I dragged you guys to the hospital even you little Nessa.Vanessa: *incomprehensible muffled yelling*Vera: I saw that video you guys posted of me yeah I thout it was kind of embarrassing but then it became a meme I was able to copyright and sold it to a big company for a few million.Jonesy: what she can't do thatvera: well anyways I just wanted to thank you guys for this wonderful business opportunity and to show my gratitude for what you did I got cripple fucker over here to personally take care of you and all your needs while you guys can't take care of yourself so enjoy your extended perhaps Very sensual sponge bath byeeeeee
>>819711>~Get the fuck out of here you tilde whore.
>>819712BOO this man!BOO!
>>819713Die mad about it~
>>819712>"Try anything boy, and I'll speed dial your girlfriend."
>>819715You a ho.
They can use tilde, as a treat.
>>819718No, if you use a tilde that's slut behavior, you @ me, nigga.
>>819719Maybe they are a slut, they're allowed to.
>>819717>>819719You wish darling
>>819716Leslie you don't want to do that she'll attack you
>>819721>DARLINGOH FUCKING NO, I'M OUT.
>>819722>"Sacrifices must be made."
>>819712Vera: oh One Last Thing Before I Go remember it took you a few days to wake up so don't really think too much about what he did to you when you was asleep
>>819723https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBulqByRpsQ
>>819725>She never captured the Teenymov.That would drive me insane with Paranoia, it could always be there, waiting, watching, making random smoke alarm beeps even though you're sure you just changed the batteries.
>>819727It also releases small garlic pellets around her bar.
>>819727>>819728Does the Teenymov look like Teeny Steeve?
>>819729Yes, and it repeatedly cameoes in Vera's bar and the Vamps' Lair, with none of them being able to catch it.
>>819729>>819731>>819727Anytime Maria bosses are over vera or the other Vamps just happen to be naked or doing something pervy that a long with her many request to adopt children and modify the Asimov unit with a penis they believe she's a pervert though Commander Payne does ask for copies of the videos for official non-proverted reasons (he genuinely means that)
>>819735As >>819690shows, Toades had Maria build the Teenymov for him as a favor, Maria has no access to it
>>819736Quadruple backfliping Asimov
>>819736Then there's no way teenymovi could exist within this episode the episodes take place within an hour or two so she either had to have it on hand or built an entirely new robot within a matter of a couple of minutes
>>819738she's a big boobed science lady, she can build it in seconds
>>819737>>819738stay mad
>>819739sorry doesn't fit the episode
>>819741malding
Since South Park had celebrated Brap today, Would /NPG/ kindly give me Brap art? Danny, I had been waiting for too long for the Brap art you promise me.You been making other art which you should fulfill your promise first.I wouldn't mind it if any other anon drew for me too.
>>819743neck yourself
No fartfag, you will not get your art. I do not care that you won in tonight's episode; go celebrate over there and away from us. Choke on those noxious fumes you love so much and never post your low-quality shit again.
>>819743Yes sir boss my victor,Please just tell me what OCs you want me to draw? I would gladly draw some art for you.
>>819746This man speaks the truth
>>819747>>819746Can you draw Wendy or Agatha farting into any OCs of your choice while sitting on them
>>819743I hope you get put in a WW2 gas chamber and they put in mustard gas.
Episode idea.Even though he's gone, TT still has nightmares about Asimov Prime, so she goes to Danny for help, only for him to mess up the spell and summon the Nightmare into reality.
I'm completing the trilogyEpisode Li goes to Lake bloody murder the lake on the chateau's property because there's Tales of monster fish out many fisherman tries to catch but no one can he believes he can there he wants the spear it himself he'll get Fame Fortune and his face on his favorite monthly spearfishing magazine so he takes the whole family to witness his achievement. Honoka wants to take the Thompsons lake tour service so she and Danny goes out on a boat together Li starts to get a little nervous once he heard that Danny had stole a girl both yangs were into and rumors of Danny using his psychic powers to make women fall for him he believes this boy will Bewitched his wife so he tries stop himNeedless to say these rumors are completely bogus but Li's paranoia gets to him and he tries to spear Danny uses his telekinesis to catch the spear midair and then he throws the spear in another Direction and tells Li he needs to be more careful but Danny accidentally hits the monster fish and him and Honoka Gets on the cover of the magazine with Li in the background malding watching the two get the glory he wanted.
>>819752still seething about teenmov, huh?
>>819753Still seeing about how the yang men losing to one bellhop
>>819754>>819753Guys, can we stop infighting and focus on our true enemies?
>>819754you keep telling yourself that pal
>>819748I wouldn't give your hopes up Max never draws
>>8197563 yangs v one bellhopDanny: this isn't a fair fightYashu : yeah if you want to fair fight then stop cucking usDanny: I meant for you
>>819755Agreed. I'm sick of these refugees coming into my gated community and shitting it up with their backwater culture
>>819752>>819759Lol, stay mad
>>819760But anon, Max's been here the entire time.
>>819757Danny, it not fair you to turn back your offer,I wouldn't mind if Max anon gave me a short story which he already agreed on doing just like how you agree on doing my brap art>>819749>>819744>>819745I dont understand, why you guys are so mean and toxic to me, normally most places won't tolerate your attitude so I expect some public apology
>>819763For your comfort, I am willing to draw some brap art for you. If I dont make some art for you, please remind me as much as you would like
>>819764I saw that you absolute gorillanigger, I hope you get raped at the Zoo, I hope you fucking die, you fucking supernigger.Why are you throwing people under the bus like this?>>819763Nobody fucking likes you go talk a walk in the woods and get BigFucked by BigDick.
>>819765THAT IS NOT ME
>>819763I don't tolerate you, contract cancer
>>819763Asimov anon here, I can also offer you some nice art of ada farts
>>819767Dude, we all know it's not, chill.>>819769And I know this isn't AsimovAnon.I hope you get fucking kidnapped by brazilian pornstars who brap you to death.
>>819769that is also not me
I going to write a 5 page story, size 12 double space, times roman numeral story about Max's Angels doing farting into all of the boys while restraining them. ok. it goodDoes that sound good brap anon
>>819772Max is gone.
Stop taking your shit back after making promises. Im going to hit myself. Where is my apology, I'm very sad right now. Please don't tell me to kill myself. You guys are assholes.if you be mean to me one more time, im going to hit myself
>>819742>>819740>>819753>>819761
>>819774>im going to hit myselfMake sure to hit it where it hurts, and make it painful
>>819774I feel no sympathy for you you autistic little cretin, go ahead, hit yourself, fucking do it.Fuck right off back to your little hovel on Deviant Art.As someone who suffers from mental illness, I feel nothing for you, you absolute shitheel, you fetish sucks, nobody here likes you, nobody on /co/ likes you, you're entitled.Fuck you, hit yourself and hit yourself hard.
>>819774>im going to hit myselfplease do
>>819777>>819774Trips! Ding ding ding ding ding!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXlv9TSMc-0&pp=ygUpZGluZyBkaW5nIGRpbmcgZGluZyBkaW5nIG9mZmljZXIgdGVucGVubnk%3DHit harder, retard.
I step away to draw silly picture for 5 minutes and This Thread goes to shit
>>819781>WTF, your supposed to draw Wendy brap art first dumb fuck. DO IT NOWThis is why I feel nothing for you, this is why you have no friends, this is why once your mom dies, bless her soul you'll be truly alone in the world.Autists like you are annoying and should've been miscarried, if you really are an autist.>inb4 you're a kid
Alright, you two chill out and get along while Daddy Leslieanon tracks down the fucker who made a part of a Doom WAD have so many fucking Hell Knights spawn in.
>>819783Do Asimov and Danny dislike each other in canon?
>>819783>DoomBased, I'm trying to get into TFC, myself.
>>819784IIRC, Danny doesn't trust Asimov, cause he was a government drone prior to becoming sentient.
Episode Idea.Vanessa creates an ancient concoction that turns Monsters into humans and uses it on the vampires as they're feeding, making them spit out the blood and freak out at the sensation of being alive again.Vera goes to Danny looking for help, only for him to misread the ingredients for the counter concoction and end up turning the vampires into werewolves, before promptly getting attacked by them but luckily not bitten.He goes to several other local mystics but when they hear it's to help Vera they slam the door in his face, leading to him going to the only person he can think of that can clone the necessary ingredients, Dr. Toades.Toades at first is ready to slam the door in his face as well, until Danny offers him one favor, no strings attached.Danny manages to make the concoction and re-vamp the coven right before Vanessa was about to kill them with wolf's bane bullets (because silver is expensive), but accidentally turns himself into a vampire as well, meaning they'll have to get the ingredients to make the original concoction all over again.
>>819784eh really depends on the episode
>>819788they're the don't really hang out each other without mutual friends type of friends
>>819787love itepisode steamed RAM'S commander Payne comes to Maria's house for dinner for a inspection to keep her grants and position as head of the Asimov program she has to keep Asimov being sentient, he built a family, and she's been blowing their budget on unrelated projects a secret form him she but everything that can go wrong does go for her she unknowly hires the vamps to cater and they're always happy to start shit with Commander Payne, this also happens to be the night Asimov brings home beansy and drew for a movie night, the cat ninjas decided to raid tonight and Jonesy is happy to start shit with them today, and Maria has to keep him oblivious to all of this also his granddaughter Cassandra is there who can clearly see everything going on and it's happy to try to tattle but Maria has to come up with lame exaggerations on what is happening tonight
>>819796Vera in Disguise as a caterer: mr Payne I was told that this was your favorite meal by your generous host. Pulls out a bag of meat shaped likes dicksCommander Payne: well I never been so insulted like this in my life well outside of one pesky little vampireMaria: no no no they must have Misheard meCassandra: well then what did you tell them was his favorite meal?maria: I....ah .... well you see.... I Unrelated crash happens in the labMaria: I gotta go check that out
>>819796>>819797Maria is on the verge of having a conniption the entire night and just as it seems like everything is going to go okay a bee flies into Asimov's ear and he self destructs, leading to a rube goldberg machine of chaos that leads to everyone ending up in the hospital, leading to Maria's personal mad science fund getting gutted paying for the hospital bills. Maria, in a full body cast: well shit.
>>819431>>819468>>819459>>819458>>819460Yashu’s got this whole maid obsession going on — dude’s literally dating both twin maids from his café, and he pays them to flirt with other guys while he sits back and watches.Hold up—did Dannyanon seriously ragebait a handful of anons (and even Asimovanon) into turning Yashu into a full-on professional cuck?lol lmao even
Guess Butters will be happier with Posie now that he broke up with Red.Can we get some lezzing art of Heidi and a North Park girl of your choice?
>>819806God damn it stop trying to start shit we just want a comfy thread though I did think this but didn't want to say it I was going to bring it up later when this became hard Canon
>>819806You act like the maids are hookers or onlyfans "models"They're not fucking any of these guys, nor do they have any feelings towards them.They're pretty much just playing pretend and getting paid for it.While Yashu does have a thing for maids, most of the time he's dating the twins they aren't acting as maids, they're just normal girls.I really am not a fan of all the cuckshit talk in this thread.
>>819813Ohhh, so what you’re telling me is the only thing separating the customers from Yashu is that he’s got the emotional subscription tier? That’s it? That’s the big difference? how is this dude not Melville?
>>819808They were never dating. Also, Posie won't wanna date an incel
>>819815Melville is chasing after a girl that doesn't like him back, Yashu is dating a pair of twins that actually like him?
>>819816Then why do you ship her with Sidney Walker, the resident tinfoil head shizoid cripple conspicist?
>>819818Ok, never mind, she's taken
>>819808Never underestimate the power of girl with no rizz at all. Heidi should get over it already
which character has the biggest boobs, in your guys opinion?I think Maria would probably be pretty stacked.
>>819821Sabrina Opal Swanson
>>819822>SwansonWhat is this last name? I never agreed on this..[northspoiler]I'm for it, good job, Cadet.[/parkspoiler]
>>819822Shame she's stuck as the loser of the CKbowl
>>819808>>819808Aw man why a girl? Cut her some slack.I feel bad for Heidi especially recently in the South Park thread where one of the Heidianons got completely mindfucked into not knowing who's straight, a boy, a drunk bi girl that isn't hiding in a giant suit of armour. She got forced into being a lesbian just like Tweek x Craig. I was thinking we could hook her up with one of the boys, but holy shit we really do have nothing but freaks, bastards, rapists, femboys, gays, handicaps, schizos and other assortment of sociopaths and basketcases.It feels like only rule63 Cindy would be sweet, nice, soft and cuddly enough to match Heidi's personality after Heidi's spoiled persona and before the fat persona.>Cindy is soft spoken, but very sweet and nice to everyone she meets. She's a bit naïve at times, not understanding how certain human behaviors are meant to be tolerated. An eternally happy soul who aims to makes friends with anyone and everyone, even that nerd Melville. She's honest and timid to a fault, often on the brink of tears if she's forced to lie, and gentle and polite to people older than her, bottling up her negative emotions as she doesn't want to be a bother. That said, she does have a limit to the bullshit that comes her way and will often hesitate before going fully feral outta stress or plain anger. Feral Cindy is the Cindy who lets loose all her feelings and opinions without any filters, often getting into physical skirmishes claws out.I guess there's also Robert, but he'd feel almost like an old father figure to Heidi and Heidi would try to take care of him like an old grandpa while the grandpa actually takes care of her. Wholesome but not exactly bf/gf material unless someone here watched Leon The Professional and that had an entirely different theme and message.>What about M-Don't pull another Cartman.>What about Jer-Don't... pull...another...Cartman.>Who's the KylWe don't have a Kyle and Kyle sucks as much as Stan as a bf.
>>819826you'll get a girl kissing a girl and you'll like
>>819824Never understood CK x Sabrina ship and I genuinely always hated it.
>>819828Well you can be happy it didn't come true
>>819830Didn't it? *Disappears*
>>819828why? It's just a dumb ginger bimbo who loves listening to her embarrassingly autistic cringe boy toy ramble on about his interests
>>819832>Dumb Ginger BimboI really need to give her a personality, double down on the mystery solving or some shit.
>>819833>double down on the mystery solving or some shit.Spot already taken keep moving
>>819833a bit late for that, my dude. Sabrina is a retard, she's an airhead, she's a chubby bunny, she's a ginger, she's a ditz, she's a valley girl, did I mention she's a ginger?
>>819835>Valley GirlThat's right, I did give her that aspect of personality.>>819834Look man, she fucking plays detective or something I dunno.Worse comes to worse I'll just draw me banging her every which way.
>>819836Reed exist at least I think he does Vera probably killed him or he went too far into the case of the missing dream child and lizzy
>>819826>I was thinking we could hook her up with one of the boys, but holy shit we really do have nothing but freaks, bastards, rapists, femboys, gays, handicaps, schizos and other assortment of sociopaths and basketcases.
>>819839There are so many things wrong with this list it's almost comical
>>819831Yeah, it did, CK/Dani is pretty much otp at this point after he sires a bunch of bastards
>>819841Okay, good.
>>819841ah yes the I want ck and Danny to end up together but I don't want ck to be gay ass ship
>>819843You're the one who made Dani
>>819844kinda someone came up with the idea i drew it but didn't ship them with ck and you the one who tried to make them a thing first like literally the second day Danny was made
>>819845Danny/CK is prime fujobait, which I found hilarious
>>819846I hope they get together.
>>819821I wanna suck on Maria's science milkers
DLC costumes: Anti and Proto
episode where P Kiddy hurts his back due to a Neil banana peel prank before the annual tag team masked wrestling event in Mexico the kiddy's have never missed this event in several Generations so Curtis has to go in his place he brings Wendy along to do most the work I mean help him. But this year is different one of the masked wrestlers who Kidfy disgraced years ago came back with a new mask a mask a mask of an Aztec god
>>819855meanwhile Uisas is finally in charge of school and the rest of the students and teachers face his new brief regime
>>819856Wendy fights a Jaguar God while Cassandra is being felt up by Uisas in bunker while the students rise the fuck up against this new regime
>>819858while Wendy is strong the war god Tezcatlipoca is stronger and she getting tired somehow Curtis manages to trick the mask off him reverting him back to the normal wrestler guy before he can defeat and then sacrifice Wendy
>>819859When the God said he was going to sacrifice Wendy Danny and Dani try to rush in and the God just stares at them and his eyes glow danny and dani https://youtu.be/K956y2om92I?si=17-4Qv18QTsXIKRaLon unenthusiastically: wait no come back stop
>>819839Toades isn't racist but he is a bastard.Nightmare guy, Bobby Norman and Mac Tonight aren't liars.And Mr. Piggleston is just a happily married man
Anti Vera instead of finding vampires out in the old west, she came across a mad scientist who turned into this thing, her mind has been long gone the only way you can tell she has some sentence left is through her fragmented speech. this vera doesn’t really care for money but rather food any food really and she’s kind of just the town's collective pet who, for some reason Chester wants dead but she thinks he likes her so she tries to protect him the best she can
>>819839Not like the North Park women are all that much better
Cboy Chaz Art? since he apparently keeps falling for it
>>819865I'm imagining Anti Ula is the mad scientist maybe she cryogenically frozen herself and came to almost current year to snatch up and transform Anti Frederick and Joseph before once again freezing herself until modern time and then turning Bram
>>819868She's a short woman Mad Science from the early 1800s who ruined the lives of many specifically at least five kids but all that is worth it for her goal is to Master genetic engineering to make herself taller
>>819869Oh and to remove her albinism
>>819817So basically Melville’s got more integrity in his left pinky toe than Yashu has in his whole body — because at least Melville actually pursues girls he likes instead of strong-arming them into dating him with that ‘be my girlfriend or you’re fired’ nonsense. Melville >>>>> yashu
Alright, picture this, you clowns — here’s an episode pitch. Yashu finally goes on one of those ‘spiritual trips ’ off a tall building his type always swears by, and meanwhile Danny — after the whole Thompson empire nosedived and they tried to save themselves by selling his sister and his female clone over to Melville — whom he lovingly refers to as ‘Lesser Butler’ yank Yashu’s soul out and stuff it into a condom.Cut to that night, Melville’s busy fucking the twin maids and Wendy, and he casually asks the twins, ‘Hey, who was that loser that tried to force you into dating him?’ And the maids just look at each other and go, ‘Yas-who?
>>819883this is psychotic Max is the you?Nose dive lesser Butler and a yas-who made chuckle
>>819886*this you and made me chuckle god what's going on with me today?
>>819887Careful DA, you might've gotten some psychic damage from this one
>>819887>>819886https://vocaroo.com/15MeBMzvlyk6
So, what are some cringe things you guys think Cringe Kid wouldn't enjoy?We know he hates Labubus, but are there any other cringe things he viscerally dislikes?
>>819890are we ignoring that max is simping for melville he wants the 12-in Peruvian python to wipe out the black berets from existence
>>819894Max and Melville new endgame max knows both their defective genes shouldn't be passed on so he bottoms to Melville I ship it
episode where Maria first attempt to contain Jonesy backfires hilariously because she trapped her in standard Asimov unit body so Jonesy just used it to make Asimov look bad. she French kissed Georgina infront of beansy and drew, she pushed miss Chariot down a flight of stairs, she feed the town bird a bunch of laxatives during the big annual bird watching event, she cut the head off the first principal statues, she asked a serious question at the school drug assembly Maria can't use the self-destruct switch since you took it out of her knowing Jonesy would immediately use it and Asimov can't leave the house since two of them being out at the same time would below the whole he's a surveillance robot thing open so she hires Gretel to take her out but she keeps fucking up like willie coyote as Jonesy obliviously goes about her business
>>819273skimsh anon here.it would be terrible and one sided but since when it was a shipOekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)
>>819896she does the Spider-Man 3 danceThe official explanation after everything is the Asimov for just corrupted by the Venom symbiote and everyone just kind of accepts that and forgive him some guy off screen: like Toby McGuire Spider-ManAsimov: yes that makes sense
alright made skimshbag's "kids". not really, they are technically his braincells, they inhabit his dimension. they are basically puppets that act on absolute instinct rather than survival. thats why they are hostileif one of them leaves the dimension, skimshbag becomes less mobile, more distorted and braindead since they are techincally his brain.there are many of these, skimshbag resides in both worlds however, he only is active outside of the dimension. he is only active in the dimension and uses the vessels when someone is infiltrating his dimension.they wont have their own page since they have no character, they are kinda free to use.also 3490 unlike the rest is based on a fartfag lurking on both the thread and the chatlog. also there are more of his "kids" in his dimension (i keep saying dimension) but i wont make them.
Episode idea.Jonesy, in an effort to improve her garbage reputation, offers to do 1 kind act for the top three people she directly harmed.Asimov's request is simple, Taste test some Fugu sushi that he's prepared.Jonesy thinks he prepared it incorrectly on purpose to poison her and tries to do anything to weasel her way out of trying it, only for every plot and excuse to fail.Finally, she tries it and really enjoys it, discovering that it was prepared correctly all along and that she was working herself up over nothing
>>819900>also 3490 unlike the rest is based on a fartfag lurking on both the thread and the chatlogYeah, I could tell.Also, how does Skimishbag's dimension work?
>>819865anti North Park is a loud valley city the anti fucker Society is the hater Society and Vanessa loves monster and all things strange not in a sexual way but in a they're all misunderstood way anti Vanessa is like one of those liberals who accidentally demean minorities they care about by implying theyre too poor and stupid to get IDs but she does this to Monsters. she takes her love for them to an extreme to the point where she captures monsters, the paranormal, the weird and Supernatural to keep them in her basement because she believes that incapable of integrating into the terrible world so she keeping them safe This Vanessa wants to keep all of them safe especially Vera she doesn't know why she always escape her basement into the mean old world even after that time the posey posse tricked her with a pack of lunch meat and dyed her fur pink Vanessa had to shave most of it off
>>819908Anti Posey has the Posey Posse they're the popular mean girls of the school while anti Lydia's Gang equivalent are the goodie two shoes tattling dweebs who try to monitor the halls despite no one telling them to
>>819909Anti-Asimov is a magical golem that everyone hates.Anti-Cringe Kid is a cool bullyAnti-Yashu is a butler wannabe nerd who wants to get ordered around by a strong woman
>>819908>>819909>>819910Forgot to mention if your character is sci-fi based they're magical now and if they're fantasy based them there science-based
>>819908Danny and Wendy are two mad scientists that make monsters in their Chateau to unleash upon the town while the 3 Magical girls themed around cats tries to stop their plans despite them saving the day the three girls are rotten to the core so basically a the boys type heroes
>>819910Golimov has the personality of Melville.
>>819913anti Danny and Wendy have creepy twin energy despite the fact they're not twins always calling each other big sister and little brother unlike our Danny and Wendy they're very subtle so no one knows they're the ones unleashing the monster upon North Park
>>819914How would Golimov-2 work?
>>819919Spell that transfers Golimov to a new golem every time he dies is miscast, sending a copy of his mind to the next golem.Anti-Crip finds him and teaches him to not be such a hateable asshole.Anti-AP is the forever king of a utopia and Anti-TT is a knockoff Gertrude from I hate Faryland come to the past to ruin the Utopia that Anti-AP makes and rules over with a soft, kind hand
>>819920I like this new universe!
episode Hansel gets stabbed a British exchange student get spooked by for Hansel asking for change and he pulls out a knife on him which quickly gets a crowd to gather around them. when someone yells no balls Hansel gets stabbed a couple times in the side and immediately drops to the ground British kid then run as Gretel chases after him the crowd dispersed leaving just Jonesy there who decides to help him because this will help her social credi go upAt first she decides to take him to the hospital but they literally kick him to the curb once they realize he has no insurance she decides to take him to the nicest doctor in town dr Doug Dogman though she has to keep them from bleeding out until then and it's just a feedback loop of two stupid people that don't understand first aid trying to find a way across town and keep Hansel from dying
>>819922b plot Gretel chases The British kid into an ambush. the exchange student was really an assassin from whatever clan Gretel was from and they're taking her back home now that Hansel is poisoned and probably going to die since no one gonna help a homeless person in America
>>819922>>819923Along the way Jonesy comes across Dr. Toades and Phineas on a stroll, while Toades is Apathetic Phineas decides to help them.>Phineas: I have lots of practice keeping things alive despite the fact they shouldn't be!
>>819924im trying not to use AA characters upon reflecting I realized I was being a jerk about it so im trying to wait a bit before using his characters again >>819923 Hansel looks almost died and there's a massive hill between their location and dogmans lab but they did see a shopping cart so they decided to use that quickly get them to the lab but on the way there they happen to run into Gretel literally who tells them what's going on
>>819925I mean, I didn't make Cboy fucker so I don't see the issue, and it's like I said back a few posts ago, Toades is a bastard, so I can see him being apathetic
>>819925When they get to the lab which is shaped like a golden retriever head the assassins but before they go in for the kills the dog boy Samurai come out and even up the oddsIt's revealed that dog man actually advertise them on social media so they're actually pretty famous and Jonesy is a huge fan to the point of doing it in universal roll call since let's be honest we haven't used them in a while and most likely everyone ( probably even Hanselanon I'm pretty sure made them) forgotten about them
>>819927The end of the episode Jonesy is mad because she wasn't in any of the pictures taken of the incident mentioned only in the article which no one actually reads
>>819930dogman's nephew who for some reason is a genetically engineered dog (but presumably not made by Dr cates)like him it's never explained runs the blog call The Daily beagle which post updates about the dog boy Samurai and dr dogman
>>819908>>819849Anti Leslie's brattiness is dialed up, total bitch, but is a total coward when she gets any sort of pushback, possible gothNormal Leslie knows when to stop, Anti Leslie also knows but refuses to.
>>819933>Brattiness is dialed upWelp, all the blood went to my donger.Uhh, you do know you misspelled Leslie as Leslei.. Right?
>>819934>you misspelled Leslie as LesleiDammit.>Welp, all the blood went to my donger.Figures...BTW, how are the images coming along?
>>819935I got distracted by Midna threads on /v/ and drew her, it's off-topic so I shan't be sharing them.I need to get back to the Leslie piss image.>inb4 I start working on a third Sabrina titfuck picThis is how I work with pics, man, I just kinda sketch a few out, and then I chip away at them with line art and such a while later.Dunno if I want to add more to the Beansy, we'll see.Got any fun stuff on your plate? Episode ideas? More Leslie DLC costumes?
>>819938Working on a pic at the moment
>>819938Could you draw some Asimoms or Maria at some point?
>>819940I'm in a science lady mood, so I'll see about taking a crack at Maria soon, don't expect much, I'm feeling things out drawing wise these days.
>>819908anti Wendy whatever Mainline Wendy got in strength Anti Wendy got in pure intelligencered flags > Mainline Wendy is scary when she's angry Anti Wendy is scary when she's smiling though most people don't know to be afraid of her when she's like that> experimented on her little brother and gave him psychic powers> Definitely drops Kaijus on the houses of people who made fun of her several weeks prior> rubs hands together when she schemes> has an evil laugh
>>819941It's all good, dude
all anti vs Mainline counterparts should end in a stalemateanti Wendy puts herself in a force field that regular wendy can't break through but she can't do anything to hurt her anti Vera is too durable for mainline Vera to kill bitch just doesn't die she doesn't even fight back either
>>819908anti Jonesy a good natured ai put into a cybernetic humanoid body doesn't want to socialize with humans and would rather be back on the internet but the Thompsons siblings force her into a body because they want her to spread electronic Mischief across the city but she's far too nice and helpful for that so they physically abused her to try to get her be mean but she never broke and she escaped into the city. for some reason she's very popular despite not really wanting to be around people performing solitude but she finds that hard to come by nowanti Jonesy is good friends with anti Vera due to how inhuman she is and Jonesy finds petting her calming
>>819958The fake skin around her left eye is gone and it only opens halfway
>>819958>>819959green flags> is always polite and patient with everyone even people who aren't polite and patient back with her> remembers everyone names and personal likes and dislikes> will listen to and engage with you even though she's clearly not interested in the interaction> doesn't hold grudges > enjoys helping people more than interacting withred flags > clearly doesn't view herself as a person> "sleeps" in back alleys and gutters > fake skin is rotting away mostly everywhere but most of her head
episode swol park where Danny hits the gym after being made fun of for his scrawny physique and Darwin walker becomes his physical trainer but after his regiment proved to too hard he quits and goes to another Shady guy at a different gym who offers quick gains in a matter of days Danny becomes comically swol and easily defeats his enemies mainly chaz, blenny, Lydia, the cat ninjas and lunaris twins leading them to hit the gym and get this Shady guy as their personal trainerBut when they meet Danny again instead of fighting they quickly become muscle headed gym Bros and gang up on the puny kids of North Park who then also decides they need to hit the gym and get the Shady guy as their trainer meanwhile Mandy and Trisha are upset at everyone all of a sudden giving quick gains unlike them who has been doing this for years and never seen such a fast results when they head to the gym to do it the right way they find Darwin walker is sulking that nobody is visiting his gym all three of them decide to check out the gym give this guy a piece of their mindWhen they get there they find all the kids who were swole chained up to exercise machines and force to exercise to power some machine and their muscly versions were really just clones made to advertise the gym to get more people to be kinetic batteries. the Shady gym guy is really a scientist who was physically fit a total jock but bullied by the other scientist for not being as smart as them he is sent into a rage getting flashbacks of his dorky bullies when Trish points out why didn’t he just use the muscle clones as the batteries
>>819913Since Anti North Park is a city the Thompsons don't have a chateau they have a skyscraperI imagine Thompson Tech has a pretty big AI program but they don't use code they're into biological AI like the ones that use fungus and brain organoids which are a tiny, lab-grown, three-dimensional cluster of human brain cells, including neurons and other cell types, that mimics some basic structures and functions of the human brain. anti Amanda is basically just Cain from the amazing digital circus. so basically in the '80s Thompson Tech grew Jessie to make endless sitcoms for people to act them out in a VR ( they were and still our decades ahead of everyone else) but after a few flaws such as people not being able to leave the virtual world and Jesse now calling herself Amanda (so she can be taking seriously) quickly grew tired of sitcoms wanting to move on to different genres and make serious art. so they just scrapped the project she still running in their basement with all the dozens of people that tested the VR still stuck in there and it appears she somehow found a way to broadcast her TV show and movies to the public via the Internet
What do you mean Mayor Chuck gave a handjob to a frog person in the sweltering summer of 2002 during his visit to the Amphibian Caverns?
>>819985Vera said it would be funny especially if they videotape it who knew that become blackmail later
>>819986I thought the mayor liked BBWs
>>819987Vera pitch it as a power move you have the cock of their leader in your hand everyone will respect you for it
>>819987
>>819989oh I thought it was their leader the reply box blocked me from seeing the post same difference really I imagine she just said no one will know it not their leader
>>819990Headcanon:This is Dr. Toades' wife, you just never see them in same room or interacting with each other, leading to various rumors.
episode where anti Danny and Wendy sends monsters to our north park using their Multiverse Stargate to to test them out leading to our Danny and Wendy coming to their universe to stop them from sending monster into their townThis is 100% just so Anti Wendy can have her lex Luther 1A scene against regular and regular Wendy does that same speech from the end of Superman
>>819990Oh, I thought he did that to a dude.>>819993Like them being the same person?
>>819993Not sure if I've talked about it in the threads, But Toades does have a frog person wife, but they only take their arranged marriage seriously during mating season
>>819999Huh, well maybe she looks like that and totally not Toades in a dress and make-up
>>820000I mean she's a frog person, and I haven't thought of a human disguise for her
>>820003Maybe she's like Miner Character in that her "disguise" is less advanced than Toades?
>>819908anti Lon is the same person as regular Lon but he pretends to be anti Danny's and Wendy's dooofus uncle thats the janitor of thompson tech tower and is secretly sabotaging their plans because if he didn't they would have probably ended it most of if not all life on the planet once they lost control of whatever scheme they would cook up. And they totally don't see it they just kind of dismissed him as being lesser than them so they could never see that he's always outsmarting and undermining them they just blame each other for the failure and move on to the next scheme.
>>819908cook and chatterbox are from the antiverse Cook came because the Anti Thompson siblings got tired of cook's shitty lunch food at the prestigious North Park Academy and saw in the mainline universe chef actually makes good food so I would say he they kidnapped him but he came willingly to get away form his bitch wife who never puts out ( not that he minds) and daughter whom he hates and swapped him with out chef though since Danny recognized anti-universe shenanigans and since he's been there a couple times he took the confused Mandy to get her real dad back but cook never went back to his universe too be far away form his family he even wants to kill any reminder of them chatterbox and her family was disappeared after he made anti Danny get a 95% on his test because she doesn't shut up. luckily for them they wanted to test how safe it was for human to pass through the multiversal Stargate because otherwise they either would become monsters or no one would hear from them ever again. Chatterbox and her family doesn't mind since they've always wanted to live in a quiet mountain town and not a loud valley City too much noise and everyone talks way too much if you actually listen to what she says she mentioned this but no one does
DLC costumes: Alien and Asibot
>>819849Anti Leslie: Come on! Come on!*light slap**starts crying*>>820013Wow, Leslie put in a lot of effort looking like an alien, huh? That's a pretty neat facemask!...right?
>>820013mom why does Leslie get 2 robot costumes?
>>820019Because you mentioned a second robot costume elsewhere.
>>820020the first robot costume was meant to be a Jonesy type ghost that's why you unlock that costume after beating her zombie but I didn't say anything so that was my bad
>>820017⊬⟒⊑... ⊬...
>>820024Huh, some alien language...You're really committing to the bit, huh?
>>819958Without her clothes, but also a second crack at anti-Jonesythis robotic Jonesy ai programming is based on a genetically modified fungi that has the ability to manipulate electrical currents remotely her robotics also amplifies that effect giving her the ability to control machines but unbeknownst to her creators and to herself for a little while it also gives her the ability to control people just as if not easier than the machines though she would never use this power unless she absolutely has to protect her friends. The difference between our Jonesy and her anti-Jonesy is she's a fungi don't worry I'll see myself out
>>820028So she's not a robot? Huh.Still cute, though
>>820029No she is one but sort of instead of code that makes up the programming it's fungussome scientists in our world are currently testing out fungus based computers these Thompson tech people perfected that technology and were able to make AI from it
>>820031>fungus based computersPretty impressive what a town in Colorado (or wherever North Park is) can do
>>819908anti Danny is the mussels of the anti Thompson siblings. his pychic abilities are a result from one of his sister numerous experimentation on him. he always rushes to his defenseless ( physically speaking) older sisters to save her from a well deserving ass kicking unlike our Danny he can throw hands and he prides himself on his toughness mainly because Wendy handles all the thinking of the operation
>>820035in the antiverse Wendy is a total pussy if she knows she gonna get her ass kicked and her little brother isn't there to protect her. anytime mainline Wendy defeats her robot or monster and she left by herself defenseless and her Danny is occupied with his counterpart she actually cries and our Wendy is totally conflicted about this on one hand it's a very satisfying victory on the other hand that looks almost exactly like her she doesn't want people seeing her look like this even herself Though to be fair in Anti Wendy defense she is comically weak like Mr Burns from The Simpsons weakhttps://youtu.be/2lDSlss5aLk?si=lVlN2QtWGOigoEoX
>>820026⟟ ⋔ ⟟⋏ ⟒ ⊬, ⟒ ⟟⋏ ⊑⟒ ⊑⟟
>>820038what a bitch all things can considered most people especially scientist and engineers consider it an honor if they were empemployed by Thompson Tech because they have technology decades maybe even a century Beyond what most people would consider very Advanced and Cutting Edge Tech But once you're in death is the only way out they're pretty much basically just aim from Marvel Comics but one family rules them and most people aren't aware of their more nefarious goals and action
>>820047Sorry my autism flares up when I get a chance to World build
>>820048No need to be sorry, we all get caught up in our passions.
Anti-Maria turned to magic instead of science to make up for her inability to have children, you don't wanna know how she makes the Golemovs, but she views them as flawed alongside her "daughters" the Golem versions of the Asimoms
>>819908>>819913anti blackcat also known as magical kitty cat Scout yellow her secert identity is Sabrina Klaus like her teammates she is a spoiled rotten rich girl who just so happened to be the reincarnation of a cat God sent the mortal Realm to defend it from the forces of evil she is the lowest ranking member of the magical kitty cat scouts she hates her teammates Instead of a stutter she speaks like Ben Shapiro fastshe's the cowardly follower of the group Gets tons of attention and love from her Patron the cat witch but doesn't like any of it really doesn't want to be doing any of this but the pay and being a minor celebrity and adored by the town is rather nice
>>820067I meant Selena Klaus
>>819908oh yeah antiverse dlc skins are unlocked by the character surviving 10 waves on the antiverse stage which is Thompson Tech Tower a reskin remix version of The Chateau level
vera and antiverse Vera
Just a brother and sister taking their mech suit to a another universe to fight themselves
>>820073Hot Vampire vs Rabid animalI know which one I wanna be with
I finally found the thread guys, what's up.
>>820078Ahoy!A lot happening at the moment.
>>820079Yeah, I can see. I went through the entire thread.
>>820076they lost again
>>820078>>820080Wait, who's this joker?
>>820082someone on the chatango who found us through the wiki
>>820083..Okie doki, Loki..>>820080I've got my eye on you and so does Baldy, behave.
>>820080Ok! Thoughts?
episode where Anti Danny and Wendy view on their spy satellite they put in the mainline universe that our Jonesy is exactly like what they wanted from theirs so they decide to swap the two by just dumping their Jonesy in town and taking our Jonesy back with them But it becomes quickly apparent that that was a pretty big fucking mistake especially when they struck her to try to get her to do it they wanted and she just Went on a rampage across Thompson TechIt's been a week and not that many notice work really cares that Jonesy is not acting like herself and looks a little different. Anti Jonesy is enjoying that most people avoid her now and She can help them out From a distance And no one really interacts with her. One of her Robot limbs get busted and needs repair and she just so happens to run into Robin who was happy to attempt to take care of her and hopefully get her to let him smash. She is very oblivious to his ulterior motives and the fact that he's being extremely pervy towards her.
I wanna give the Asimoms tender smooches!
>>820088On their balls! (joints)
>>820089Out of here Robin
>>819711all the "character"core songs I've collected so farZachcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ0muYBh2HYNightmare Guycorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf3Err9MvDgNurse Maggiecore:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3iRoMPmsdgBundlecore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iUgKH8c7p4Asimov/Drewcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqK-jh4TDXoToadescore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inRXBlYgMGI&ab_channel=GHOSTCringe Kidcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTggoptzEukBobby Normancorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h54fiT9BhzsAgathacorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV2H712ldOIBarbracore?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw2kDbfP06AJonesycorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNIO7WudEwSlappycorehttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqUsbYyLk4Lisacorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKOJ5_IkUXYAsimov Primecorehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=5FY0kpC-150Frog Personcore:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Iip-vUEKdMCatescorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D17ZVvAZqtE
>>820077if you don't mind the smell anti Vera is a chill hang
>>820096It's comparable to hanging out with her really well trained Golden Retriever (well maybe not that well trained) that can sometimes speak in the third person
>>820096>>820097Ok, Anti Vera. At least she won't try screwing me over intentionally
>>820067>>819908>>819913Tabitha Katz the serous leader of the magical kitty cat scouts she loves being small and cute has a sophisticated way of talking but is a airhead
Last 2 DLC costumes: Plant and Pirate
>>820067>>820103Oh yeah they don't live with Dr cates this universe might be there magical Patron or whatever depending on whatever we do with them
anti bundle is big city socialite who many suitors seek but she rejects them all
>>819908Anti Fiona anti Danny’s AI assistantHer brain organoid AI is made from the Brian cells of a corporate spy who got too deep in the Thompson Tech sauce and now her brain is in a vet she's still alive just doing much other than being a brain in jar. Easily flustered and prudish especially around boyshate nerds and nerd shit she pilots a lot of Danny and Wendy robots
This is getting out of hand. I dreamed that Posie was getting married to Prince Charming and I together with Zach on giant white flying horses crashed the wedding day.
>>820157lol fag
>>820157Which Prince Charming? Shrek or Cinderella?
>>820160Tangled's Eugene, not really prince charming, but ... one moment I was looking at this blonde haired princess the other moment fucking brown-redhair Posie with her usual freckles appeares in the place of the white wedding dress carrying the bouquet.
I hope I dream about North Park retard blowjobs.
>>820161A crackship has been revealed to you via a dream.
Good lord I haven't seen a thread this active since the old /i/ High School threads back in the day
>>820167Yeah, this one got REAL active this time, could be the Danny Ragebait Hour, Skimsh trolling, the guy who constantly posts us on /co/ despite us not asking to, or a combination of the 3
>>820170Or could have been the '89-'91 Denver Broncos.
>>820084My very blurry eyes are on you also.>>820085I love this place already, it's all I ever needed in life.
>>820175Nice! Welcome aboard!
Threads actually got around this amount of posts back in the early days of North Park. Although the posts were also spent on things other than arguing over which South Park OC gets more bitches.
Cringe Kid editing his OC into scenes of cartoons he likes, but he's actually really good at it and people think he's a member of the show's crew
>>820103most people overestimate her intelligence and she outsmarts (or out dumbs them) them by doing really dumb things and they think that and it's a brilliant strategy
Funny how we got a new person and it didn't even come from Max's advertising on co it's just someone who saw the wiki
>>820176Thanks. >>820186That is pretty fucking funny, however, that implies you don't get new members with all that advertising which makes it sad now.
>>820189it is what it is too many people and what happened to the SCP and the back rooms happens to us
>>820189Yeah, last person to get dragged by an ad in was Dannyanon, when someone made a banner ad.
>>820190Don't remind me of how the SCP fandom has fallen from the atmosphere, god almighty damn does it suck. >>820191I heard about that on the wiki main page, pretty interesting choice for someone to do that when they're supposedly not even active here.
Oh no! North Park Ice Cream Parlor 'You-Be-Soft' is going bankrupt because nobody goes there anymore! Who rallies up to save the beloved parlor from financial prolapse?
If the main 3 played Digimon Time StrangerChaz: Patamon > Angemon > Sirenmon > Ceresmon (Medium)Mandy: Gomamon > Hyogamon > IceLeomon > MirageGaogamonJerry: DemiDevimon > Bakemon > Enbarrmon > SkullMammothmon
>>820194...on second thought, maybe you guys pick which starter they'd have and we'd go from there
>>820193Danny slides a check on the table that could cover the calls all Mr piggleston has to do is make him mint chip
>>820197*cover the cost
>>820197>>820198Obviously he refuses he's never breaking that rule he'd rather go out of business
ive been so fucking tremendously sick for like a week now. probably the most aggressive cough ive had in my life. stuck between wanting chef to make me a nice soup so i can feel better or cook making me the worst slop to ever exist so i can feel even worseidk which one i even prefer better anymore
>>820201>>820201Never Change Dellyfag
>>820201Hey, Dellfag outside of the usual suspects are there any other characters you fancy?
She’s a has a hard light hologram body , meaning she can interact with the worldbasically anti Fiona and anti Danny https://youtube.com/shorts/jdE3SCR34Sw?si=_PCc8DWQeFmG3Ec2https://youtu.be/LfVCTGrOVXE?si=7Xu-luv04NRBI-r-
>>820202wehn the illness is mental>>820204what, you mean like north park? because this list pretty much sorts it all up >>817905would is sorted in order pretty much
>>820206Oh neat.>Would Maria.Yeah, I can see you matching her level of freak
>>820183>Cringe Kid is the real the Cool Autistic Gamer 774
>>820212I like Cringe Kid. I'd be his frined
>>820213He has that effect on people
Imposter syndromeafter Trisha and Mandy loses at arm wrestling to Danny and Lydia's Gang getting their ass handed to them in a 1v4 against him vera and les know something is up with their bell boy and they try to find answers leading them to Wendy who's a crying mess in the trash after a rather heated argument between her and Danny turns out this is Anti Wendy who tells them her and her Danny got into a argument a few days ago which led him to deciding to run away to this universe so he may take over this Danny's life. Anti Wendy requests their help in getting her bodyguard little brother back.anti Danny been keeping our Danny tied up in a closet so he can get some information on his new life
>>820192I mean, we're pretty sure it's maxanon fucking with us...
I saw art of Posie and Lydia making out....I hate how I'm not fully against it
>>820221I want art of their moms making out
>>820222I want art of them making out with their moms
an ongoing project
>>820222>"Y'know, when I thought she was going to lose her marbles, I though she'd burn down a homeless puppy orphanage, not fully french her sister..."
anti-verse Cassandragoes by Cassie Very truthful and honestshes a Anarchist and hates all form of authority and doesn't want Power in the slightestlikes to stick with the weirder folks in the city and ditch the normies Annoyingly environmentally conscious maybe a veganhippie and very un-American maybe a communistsomehow anti tt brought her into existence with some form of time magic and her anarchist and anti authoritarian nature makes her support This TT she doesn't believe government or personal power can be benevolent
>>820227morally gray she does bad things for good causes is very much a ends justify the means type of person
any requests on what antiverse version of our characters should I draw next?
>>820227>>820228her tie dye shirt patterns changes every episode
Daring Dorothy McDougall Has a condition where she has to keep her heart rate up or she’ll die In order to keep her heart rate up she often does dangerous stunts also drinks energy drinks as if it was waterA pessimistHates sweets prefer sour thingsHopes to one day live a quiet uneventful lifeIs not very curious of the worldIs pretty good at deep frying things that shouldn’t be deep fried
>>820233is honestly kind of tired of doing stunts and generally dangerous things she genuinely thinks low stakes Slice of Life stuff is infinitely more interesting
>>819908a few ideas for anti verse variants of our characters anti Cindy is a spoiled mean little shit that's more bear than human but lacks the killer bear instinctanti amber is a corpo for some Mega corp that's one of the leading companies responsible for deforestationanti Bobland is a weeaboo but for human culture in general and just lives in the city completely obsessed with modern human technology and the latest trend and shuns his bear heritageanti ck would most likely be a clout chaser who always stay up to date on trends hates them all but follows them because too afraid to be seen as cringe He is not cringe and he isn't free the anti Lunaris twins are two fae creatures that are pretty open about being magical creatures but no one believes them that were sent to Earth to try to save them from themselves basically climate change and all that jazzanti Rulf is the Uncle Ruckus of cripple people thanks all cribbles should be subservient to the able to Bodied
>>820236anti Jerry would be toxically positive endlessly hopeful
>>819908>>819983sometimes when Anti-verse Danny and Wendy are feeling lazy they sometimes put Amanda's ai system into a baby doll to get her to fetch stuff for themThey chose a baby doll because they know she wants to be taken seriously, they want to see her struggle and because theyre dicks
>>820233I like this new Dorothy!Though, what things would she deep fry?
>>820255Anything she gets her hands on bananas avocados, sour warms, gum, a slice of corn bread, etc she's very experimental with her personal deep fryer
>>820256Wonder what deep fried avocados taste like
inside anti Wendy's holodeck timeshe a narcissist who of course when she conquers her counterparts world she'll make her inferior variant her personal maid to wait on her hand and feet for all her needs She definitely thinks during their battles if you keep bullying me I'm going to cumwhen anti Danny looked at the Holodeck history and trying to talk to her about it she immediately tried The Gaslight spam him into thinking he's just her pervy little brother trying to perv on her identical other Universal variant using the Holodeck she doesn't know why he's trying to tell her that until he dropped the subject
>>820262Mainline Wendy's reaction
>>820262when little bro finds your selfcest self-fic and you got a gaslight him into believing he's into incest.
When you check your multiverse of satellite feed to see what your doppelgängers are doing and she’s wearing tight exercise clothes and bending down
>>820269>Look at that ass. Shake it, other me!
>>820269Anti-Wendy visiting the maid cafe and trying to get one or more of the maids to wear a blonde wig, only to get thrown out for creeping out the maids
>>820269AV Danny: we have a cloning device why not just use that?AV Wendy: one I want the one that bested me I will not accept a cheap imitation and two you should know that clones do not come out the same age as the one who was cloned AVD: yeah I wish you would have told me that before we decided to clone me with all my memories! if I known that I wouldn't have asked for her to be a girl since there's no way she could have tried to replace me. AVW: well little brother for your crimes of being ignorant we're now stuck taking care of a very angry little sister. cut to little Dani in a crib staring at them with nothing but Hate In Her Eyes for themanti Dani is canonical though
>>820286I forgot to put at the beginning that this conversation is not canonical since Anti Wendy wouldn't talk about this to anyone though Anti Dani is
>>820287>>820286they cloned anti Dani to be back up for anti Danny so when they face off against their doppelgangers but both kind of forgot about the fact that clones age normally so now they're taking care of a little baby that may or may not remember being Danny since you can't ask it if it remembers though the permanent scowl whenever near Danny or Wendy seems to indicate that it may remember
>"Aw, Leslie, feeling regret after last time?">"Nah, seems Phineas might be off with his measurements, so I'm giving a fellow 'girl' some support... And while I know you're going to do perv things, I ain't stopping you."Hap birth chazfag
>>820290Congrats for the baby?
>>820292I mean like "Happy Birthday", I just shorten it to "Hap Birth" as a joke.
>>820290>Nah, seems Phineas might be off with his measurementsWhat did she mean by this?
>>820293Oh...Well, happy birthday, Chaz!
>>82029475-90% rather than his standard 50% gender fluid mix.
>>820296Phineas, seeing the fully female Chaz: DAMN! I must refine the measuring process!
>>820269>"I got a feeling someone's watching me..."
>>820298voice from Suspiciously camera shaped lamp: nope just your imagination just keep going
>>820299Wendy is 25 25 25 25 on this being either her antiverse version trying to play mind games on them , one of the perverted ghost possessing a weird lamp, the cat ninjas setting up another spy cam in the cheatu, or Jonesy finally coming out of the closet ( she assumes she's gay or at least bi) at least to herself
>>820300I get perverted ghosts (I saw one of them looking up her dress in the wiki) but what are the cat ninjas?
>>820301characters they work for the local mad scientists and their creator dr Cates
anti Wendy might become one of my top 3 favorites that I made if she plays her cards rightright now it 1 Vera 2 Jonesy 3 Amanda or Danny depending on the day
>>820305Glad to see you're having a ton of fun with her. Will you plan on writing a more in-depth episode with her like you did with Little Shop of Whores?
Chaplain will never understand why he agreed to let this be his son’s birthday cake
>>820306Yeah if you guys like that stuff I wasn't sure if you guys were enjoying it or not
>>820308I'm enjoying it a lot, you can't go wrong with a dark mirror
>>820309I was talking about the little shop of whores in depth episode
>>820310I think more in-depth written episodes/greentext should be a priority for the rest of this/next thread, at least some doc to keep all our ideas and lore down and secure. I remember seeing some really good green texts in the archives
anti Wendy's personal interdimensional importer
>>820313After all these years we finally found out who did this
>>820314Wendy thinks this is some intense psychological game her Mastermind antiverse counterpart is playing on her unbeknownst to her anti Wendy is just down bad for her and wants to see her in skimpy outfits
Episode offensive gesture in Koreales, Wendy, Cindy, a d Dorothy find themselves in the center of an international ( well only South Korea big mad about it) controversy after they were playing that game kids play when they use the perspective of their eye and then take that thumb and index finger to pinch their "friend's head" because it looks like they're crushing their head but it's just a perspective trick. Nancy's post the seemingly innocent video to her blog but it gets picked up by South Korea which the man's right activists make a big fuss about it since in Korea that's an offensive gesture meaning PP small used by radical feminists that men get really been out of shape if you do it there and having a video of a bunch of cute girls doing that while giggling really sent them over the fucking edge and they demand the girls apologizeB plot the fourth grade boys get sucked down Korean man right activist pipeline
did I come at a bad time?
Somebody explain Dannyanon Maxanon's preferences like I'm 10.From the wiki:6. Has the hots for broken loser girls and is accidentally sexist -> Has the hots for mentally healthy winner girls and is purposefully sexist.7.Dresses like a wagecuck handling your bags who nobody would fuck. Dresses like a rich french kid in black shorts who's just begging to be lusted by women and gay people.10. Danny is a standardless degenerate lusting after wrinkly old women and only sometimes feels ashamed for it. Max is a standardful degenerate lusting after high-brow fetishes and is fully aware that you're suppose to feel ashamed lusting over low-brow fetishes such as milfs and goth girls and fucking the homeless.
>>820325Those are references to the lore thatDanny has a crush on Dr cates and a general preference to girl failures and works a jobThough he calls Dr cates wrinkly old woman despite her being like early to mid twenties
>>820326>Dr Cates is early to mid twentiesJesus Christ she looks like she's at least in her 60s Then again the whiskers look like wrinkles.
>>820327Genetically modifying your own DNA to put cat DNA inside of you will do that to you also Barbara stole all the good genes
episode Alfa male Due to a favor Drew called on Amanda ( pre canceled) she takes her to see her bitter ex-boyfriend TV's Alf who became a Joe Rogan type Podcaster. Alf after all these years wants to get back together but only so he could possibly get his show back on the air
>>820329Oh geez, that's funny hehe
>>820329Drew finds out his ulterior motives and thinks this is like a sitcom so she has to prevent Amanda ( who like the rest of America is so over Alf) for falling for his charms in wacky ways
>>820329>>820332Maybe a b plot of either slappy and Hui-Feng or Asimov and beansy getting lost in the little nice gated community of retired TV characters while looking for alf's house to meet up with Drew and Amanda I can see slappy somehow offending Mr Ed also insert Alf eating pussy joke and the age of consent on Malmac (after questioning his relationship with the ghost of young teen) joke
>>820333Slappy and Hui-Feng ends up in the cheers bar cheers to get directions to alf's home and thet get distracted by being apart of the Shenanigans of cheers and various other canceled TV show characters like the golden girls. The b plot is just as close we can get to a Cheers episode as possible
>>820333>>820337we need a Drewanon audio of him entering cheers with everyone calling his name then 2 minutes of impove of whatever the fuck slappy would say to these characters
episode ver b&b Vera opens up a bed and breakfast to make money and get blackmail meanwhile slappy get the FBI at his door there's a clown annalrapist on the loose and they believe slappy is the next target so they're putting him into protection with a guy who is obviously the clown rapist disguise as a fbi agent he takes slappy to Vera bed and breakfast and Vera quickly uncovers the truth but Is in a dilemma if she saves him then everyone will know about the bed and breakfast surveillance if she doesn't slappy gets raped
>>820092Skimshcorehttps://youtu.be/ttKZmGbKlw8Fartcore (3490core)https://youtu.be/hFhRfbaQMno
>>820342I think you missed a bit of the "Character"core concept >>819711>Hey, to anyone in the thread, if there's a vocoloid (utaloid is fine too) song you think fits a North Park character post it here
if Jonesy had a spin off game series it would look like this https://youtu.be/AzuqJ1gf9g0?si=KSNVtFhnoHKiDyDU
>>820355HAHAHAHAHAHATHIS IS AWESOME Okay, I think I recognize everyone. Tell me if I'm wrong >Jerry in the right >Mandy next to him>Chaz in middle >Danny in next to him>Agatha in the left
>>820360I think that's Leslie next to Danny
North park odyssey in this else world episode the cast of North Park are on Odysseus ( not portrayed by any of our characters) ship and they fuck his whole Journey back to Ithaca up by consistently making the the stupidest decisions it basically its just a part of The Odyssey but with North Park
>>820362One must imagine Sissy puss happy
>>820360>>820361Yeah, that's Leslie
What would Blenny think of Angela
>>820370Nothing good, but at she open to drawing gore of people she knows. He likes to commission art of their classmates dying in funny ways, but then she goes and ruins the vibe by making it fetish art. That creepy fujo will pay.
>>820371wait, are you saying a literal preschool baby would be good enough to pay commission for, draw gore and fucks Fujo.Angela Iris, is drawing Fujo Gore art for money at the AGE OF 3
>>820371that's not Angela you're thinking of Agatha
>Nothing good, but at she open to drawing gore of people she knows. He likes to commission art of their classmates dying in funny ways, but then she goes and ruins the vibe by making it fetish art. That creepy fujo will pay.
>>820092If you guys could pick non-vocaloid songs for your OC what would they be?
>>820375Jonesy would be welcome to the internet
Tomorrow will be Sammy's birthday, so I decided to draw my boi, early
>>820374
Today's is Sammy Hankman's birthday!!! YAY!!
>>820378Subliminal that appears on screen anytime a foreshadowing to the bad future happens
>>820391Well, that would be really funny>>820386Happy birthday, stretchy boy!
>>820362who I imagine is who in The OdysseyRobert the Cyclops vera who convinces the crew that the windbag is actually treasure and Odysseus is is trying to keep it for himself orb the dead OracleJonesy zues' lightning bolt maybe an aspect of Zeus that is made to be an errand girl for the actual Zeus who lets be honest is definitely tapping that on the sideLes Poseidon's trident like Jonesy is probably an aspect of Poseidon made to be an errand girl for the actual Poseidon who lets be honest Zeus is definitely tapping that on the sideBobby Norman actually just Hermes the wage slave of the GodsDanny Zeus mainly because I was making the tapping that on the side joke
>>820395Wendy Hera who only appears in one as a cartoon stereotype of an angry wife with a rolling pin ready to smack her husband brother upside his head
>>820395>>820396dr Cates is Cersei turns the crew into catsMr piggleston King aeolus
>>820395>>820396>>820397Hansel Helios the sun god and his rat-shaped cattle or cattle size rats that the crew eats
>>820398Hansel enters Olympus throne room crying that his rats were eaten as Danny is trying to deny the rumors that he cheated on his sister wife once again and Danny uses that as a distraction to try to get out of it but when he ain't buying it so he summons Jonesy who at first flirty with him but then realizes Wendy is there and immediately starts acting professional and he sends her to take care of the crew that ate the ratsalso les whispering in Vera's ear about the windbag holding treasure and not the storm that's blocking their way home
>>820402*but Wendy ain't buying that God dang speech to text anyways its Goodfellow birthday vera and the cat ninjas plans a rave for him in his honor ( without his knowledge) so they can use the sound as a distraction to break into the north park museum that's next to the north park Cathedral to steal some frogman treasure that's on display there. meanwhile Goodfellow is dealing with this rave that show up on his doorstep
>>820405Forgot to link that video that has the context as to why i thought of this episode https://youtube.com/shorts/1ol19hrJ8DU?si=FLh-vhrZxsHPpcEb
>>820338Give me some time, I have become a father recently.
>>820407You finally layed an egg
>>820407Congrats man!
>>820408Maybe one day I'll lay an egg.>>820409Thanks, she's a beautiful cat.>I thought you said fath--I have no interest in siring a human.Anyway that is my blogpost.I've seen the thread on /co/, any newbies for me to harass while I'm free?
>>820410>Thanks, she's a beautiful cat.A cat is just a child with extra steps and a superiority complex.
>>820411You ain't just whistling dixie, brother.
We're at ascended devil number only 334 till 2000 push brothers
>>820416Thanks, I hate itJK love you LA
>>820417And I love you Anon!
>>820417>>820418what no love for me am I only a sugar daddy here?
>>820423I love all anons in this thread... Minus brapfag.
I think Lydia and Craig would be buddies, but that's just me
While Butters/Posie is cute, I think Butters/Lydia could work, also. I think Butters would be put off by her bitchiness, but her rebellious nature could appeal to Butters, given his entire supervillain persona & the fact he's Cartman's lackey.
stop necrobumping the /co/ thread, faggots
>>820427Though Lydia would see Butters as annoying and bully the fuck out of him, given he's not a girl
>>820428We weren't even supposed to be there.
>>820429Lydia would treat butters about the same as she'd treat Cringe Kid, most likely
>>820430then don't engage with it, and if you have to post in it remember to sage so it doesn't bump the thread.
>>820431So she wouldn't treat him seriously, then?
>>820432we aren't yell at the fag there Call him max
>>820436>>820428we don't advertise north park that's max/ the troll we don't want him to do it he wants attention just ignore him
If Lydia was bullying a masochist, would she stop or keep going?
>>820438yes
>>820439So it depends on her mood, then? If she's tired, she'll stop but if she still has energy, she'll keep going?
>>820416He's totally in denial about it and Danny calls him rainbow fish to fuck with him
Hanselanon, if you're here, are you an Admin of the wiki?
Which of you guys is brosuf? Cause your edits have been rolled back and you've been banned from the wikia network, and we've got wikia now breathing down our necks.
do someone take requests?
>>820445some dick maxfag attracted to us so he can samefag all day on /co/
>>820443yeah, what's up?
>>820448Can you lock pages? Cause Brapfag on the chatango said he's trying to get Maxanon's attention
>>820449which pages need protecting?
>>820452Mainly Max's
Imagine if Neil gain the ability to say the hard R
>Soul charactersChaz, Hansel, Drew, Robert, Sammy, Danny, Leslie, Skimbag, Max, Drew, Delly, Asimov>Souless charactersMon calimor, Diana Digby, Charlie, Angela, Mr cream, Jonsey, Skimbag's children, Max's angel, Charles, Fishboy, Honaka Please stick to your first OCs
https://files.catbox.moe/5yga8y.mp4
Since the Asimoms are robots are they heavy?would Alita sitting on my face break my neck?
>>820460ula: death comes for us all but you'll cum quicker 1 minute that's pathetic you're making me snicker.
>>820456I think he'd get decked at that point
>>820395>>820402lightning bolt Jonesy
>>820441>>820416Canonically a gynosexual only ship is with a guy that has a female version of himself as a character but chooses the male version
>>820456Neil would learn that there's a secret society of black people that are gatekeeping the use of the N word because it's said to be the key to unlock a great evil upon the world. Neil would manipulate Mandy into letting him join in on this secret quest under the guise of learning about her culture, when really he just wants the pass.
>>820481He couldn't even say it if he wanted to all he can say is the soft a the only thing that gate keeping him is the letter r or in his case the lettew awwa
>>820481This sounds like It Hits The Fan all over again
>>820478red flags > fucks her owner/ weilder no doubt > gets easily drunk with middle management power> nothing under the toga > has the same standards and partners as Zeus which is none
>>820458>Says Max has soulthis is clearly bait he's like Deadpool if it was made for someone who doesn't know how Comedy (or character writing for that matter) works and vists /pol/ as poc unironically I honestly imagine Max anon as a Twitter India dude
>>820486>Nothing under the togaWas she like this when she was alive?
>>820488This is a different Jonesy for the Odyssey thing main line Jonesy wears underwear
>>820489Oh, ok.
>>820488Anon, everyone is naked under their clothes
>>820491the Greeks wear tonics or Lauren cloth under there togas so the modern equivalent would be like wearing nothing but a jacket or in Jonesy case a sweater
let me suggests Sabrina x Dani rivals for ck love but they found love in each other instead also one canonically has a big ass and the other big tits so there's that too
>>820487>thinks max is soulless but likes Danny, the most soulless character everSUS. You have no right to speak on this matter sir
>>820481Mandy is the most overpowered character in north park because she can call anybody a Nigger or a Cracker at anyone she wants.
>>820496max is a blackhole of joy and soul I honestly change the channel anytime a Max episode come on it like watching Prime Peak Simpsons and then when Max comes on the screen it's like I'm watching a season 30 plus episode Max is what people think Nu park is
>>820497Her only weakness? Can't use any other racial slurs.
>>820498He can only thrive by sucking the soulful out of actual Soulful characters like Danny Jerry and Lydia's Gang if he didn't attach himself to them he'd be forgotten you want example of this check the last 10 fucking threads
>>820497Mandy is the most oppressed kid in North Park
>>820497Actually you are right, my character is soulless, sorry if I projected my criticism at someone else.
>>820502lol an imposter of course Max has to steal someone else's identity to be interesting in the slightest
I don't know why am I projecting so hard, it think it one of my many multiple personality speaking or something. Im just having an episode but, here I'm am temporarily back as conscious Danny Anon. Yeah my character kinda of sucks.
>>820504>Multiple personalities wow did Maxanon forget which character he's talking about I mean of course he would Max is so was boring and forgettable that even his own creator forgotten about him
>>820506Danny anon, stop forgetting to take your meds. You know Danny sucks as a character. Stop this delusion and take the pills
>>820507OK max cowardly as usual can't stand up to defend your shitty character has to pretend to be another anon so someone else can take you seriously has to Leach on other characters to be relevantmax this is my goodbye to you you disrespected the community who told you not to advertise but you did anyways you brought this community two fuckers one of which is trying to sink our wiki and once mentioned who they were someone knew they could have posted some bad shit man and you didn't even have the ball to just apologize or own up to it. .I'm no longer posting anything about your characters I'm no longer drawing your characters and I might not even draw the ones I know you like (I'm sorry for those getting caught up in this one) to everyone else if you're good or okay with him that's fine by me I'm not telling you how to feel about him but I'm not interacting with him anymore because he pissed me off and crossed a line and I think he shouldn't get a pass for it.
>>820508Ok, Im coming off clean, I am not actually max anon. Im not the anon who advertise so I cant tell if max anon actually do the ads. There is that possibility. But I am larping as the other anons. So please dont be hard on him because I was larping as Max anon the same way I larp as Danny anon.It just I don't want to get another anon punished because I'm fucking around.For max anon, I apologize to you too.
>>820512it's due to the advertising not the anon LARPing why I'm doing this I thought I baiting the real max to tell him I'm excommunicating him from my part of the group ( which is just me)
Tell you what, I'm willing to let bygones be bygones if the real max comes here and tells us the truth, if he's really the one making /co/ threads. If he's not actually here and it's someone else, then the guy who keeps making /co/ threads, I want you to explain yourself at least. Yes, I know you're here because you used this image >>820355 almost immediatelyJust be open and actually talk with us before letting in any random asshole in here with malicious intentions
ISTG if it has been Flynnfag, we're all sacrificing him to the Husks, right?
>>820517it's not fylnn it's max I'm going to make replacement characters for his and the ones he like remember all you have to do to convince me is draw in the same style
I though we were supposed to be comfy, not nuclear.
>>820521We'll simmer down eventually, just some growing pains
Seriously I literally told you guys to just not engage with the /co/ threads so they'd die naturally and now you're blowing up in them acting like retards. If you wanted /npg/ to look like a bunch of lolcows, you've achieved your goal. Max or whoever it is posting the threads is probably laughing his ass off right now with the "threats" you keep making.
>>820523Honestly yeah, I'm barely engaging with that thread, just kinda responding to questions.
>>820521Well, how about we just try to chill here.
>>820525Yeah, lets just all calm down here and ignore there.
The only solution is to just change the next OP text to say "we don't associate with people with /co/ ads. we will answer no question regardless of your intention"
>>820523We literally haven't for like a whole month he isn't stopping Because he believes he's helping but I did get pretty fucking heated I will admit that but in all fairness he did torpedo a plan of mine
I still can't get over how Max looks like that one background girl. I almost mistook him for her for a second
>>820529I think that was the intent
>>820528>>820528He keeps very obviously necrobumping the thread. if it's evident he's the only one posting in them, then eventually he'll give up and let it die. Every time you post in the thread and bump it back up to the front page you're just extending it's life and giving him more shit to reply to in order to keep necrobumping it. Back when he first started spamming North Park threads on /co/ they lasted like 10-20 replies tops before dying. Now that you've decided to actually start engaging with them, it's lasted 2 days with 200 replies.Just stop replying to them, let them quietly die.
>>820531OK but that faggot better not be posting my shit elsewhere
now I know why the jannies booted you guys off/co/ in the first place
Hypothetical: What if one of the kids opened a Dark Fountain (from Deltarune)? Where would it be, what would it look like, how would the kids be in the Dark World, etc.
>>820534Miss chariot's wheelchair would be it own darkner
Drew some anti Wendy to calm down from today's crazy event
>>820534Dark World Leslie
have a cute Dani
>>820478
>>820534>>820535Which iconic North Park item would be like as darkners
>>820458Charles was among some of the first from the /i/ bunch and he's alright. We did need some Canadian repI'd say his sister is the soulless one
>>820537NIce!>>820538Aw, that streak of hair's green!>>820540Ok, her me out-
>>820560Even without the lewds, I wanna bang Jonesy.
This is probably the most I drew of Wendy in a single thread
>>820560>A2 coulda been bangin' on this but was too busy being evildamn shame
kirby styled Wendy
>>820557>Aw, that streak of hair's green!I mean, it is the reverse of her normal purple. Actually, her whole Dark World pallet (minus the hair and skin) are inverse versions of her Light World pallet.
>>820573Well that's creative. Dark World pallets are kinda random. Kris' skin is cyan, Susie's Pink when she's normally purple, Noelle's fur and hair is lighter and Berdly's skin doesn't change much.Thinking about it, their Dark World forms would just be that person's favorite fantasy persona
So I wonder who would make a Dark Fountain and where they'd make it. They're shaped by the will of the Lightner who made it, so 2 different people could make one in the same place and it'd turn out different
>>820539
>>820495>Fuck up CK for years by ruining his relationship>Then get into a relationship with the girl who you ruined his relationship withevil.
>>820579note I'm not saying it's a bad idea.it's evil in universe
>>820580but funny
>>82057910 years later Danny wakes up from a dream and realizes what Sabrina did she's mad at her for a day cause she was such a bitch of teenager but they made a life together have a family it's not worth ruining that over
>>820582* Dani
>>820582>>820583Eh, I kinda like Dani and CK getting back together.It was a really sweet idea.
>>820584I prefer CK and literally anyone else
>>820585I you're gonna have to give a more concrete ship idea than that mate
>>820586CK x the bottom of my fucking shoe cause he's a pile of shit
>>820586>I think you're gonna have to give a more concrete ship idea than that matefug
>>820584I like both ideas dani x Sabrina they were childhood rivals to lovers they were fighting over the same guy but subconsciously falling for each other Dani x ck is sweet a heartbreak misunderstanding leading to a sweet reconciliation 10 years down the road
>>820586CK and Lydia. Think of Butters and Nelly.Also, what is CK was into Bakugan?
>>820589there's no need to act like one is more or less canonical than the other
>>820587why is he a piece of shit?The army of his bastard children that he loves and appreciates?>>820590I can see him being into it, but sad he has none because he's poor and Melville never got into it, meaning he never got bored of it and gave it to CK
>>820587Mad that he gets bitches and you don't?
>>820592Well, he probably plays the games. Or whatever equivalent of Bakugan in the North Park universe.>>820589Why not a throuple?
>>820594we don't need another one
>>820595How many throuples does North Park have?
>>820596Not enough
>>820597Can someone give me a list?
>>820598let's seeAsimov drew and beansy Yashu and the twin maid Cafe girlsDanny Vera and les ( been meaning to break this off after the fishing part 2 just go back to les and vera give danny endless possibilities but keep the kids Canon)endgame Bobby Norman Ms chariot And Barbaraendgame Mac tonight and the Asimomsso far too many
>>820599I should note that Barbara is resurrected in the future endgame happy ending thing
>>820599>>820600Was just gonna ask how Barbara would be alive, but I guess that answers it. The Asimoms and Mac Tonight are cool, I guess.
Sabrina: likes all I have to do is make that little homewrecker fall in love with me then I can have Bobby all to myself.Sabrina after realizing she loves Dani back: well fuck!
>>820599Does Yashu's situation really count as a thruple?A thruple implies that all three members are dating each other, and the sister's aren't dating each other, they're just sharing Yashu, same as Bobby Norman, Barbara and chariot.
>>820604I'm not woke enough to understand the nuances of relationships that aren't 2 monogamous people
>>820604>>820605It is basically the same thing
>>820606just someone want the male to be fucking two chicks at the same time
>>8206072 is one more than enough
>>820599in the future when Vera and les want a child they go to Danny to be a sperm donor for their children at Vera's request because she wants to thank him for being their basically green card husband but magic (so they can age up to adulthood) but it's all a ploy so he can pay child support les didn't know this was her angle but she's not surprised. vera is disappointed when she realized he gets paid or normal Hotel manager income (he just can dip into the family's piggy bank but it's technically not his for this exact reason) so the payout isn't that good. Silver Lining they get free babysitting every other weekend
>>820609
new character idea parasite kid a social leech who believes he's friends with everyone but no one actully likes him Thinks just because he sits at the lunch table and never add anything of importance or anyone really addresses him that means he's a part of the groupclaims to be a lovable asshole type but has never demonstrated anything lovable about himself makes melville, Neil or chatterbox seem like good hangs. Record everyone's conversation and post them online because he thinks it makes a good podcast and he'll be famous despite never contributing to the conversations and he's helping them get famous doesn't understand why no one likes this and why everyone finds it a little creepy and would absolutely beat the shit out of the person posting it online but no one really notices his existence and he's too much of a pussy to fess up to itHas a grudge against several characters because they actually do things and are part of the group he believes that's taking away attention from him and a few of the people he's specifically obsessed with
>>820629Believe he's super Charming but has no charisma like at all
>>820629Feels like you're just reinventing the Melville wheel. That's pretty much his gimmick already. You could just have him do the podcast thing and it'd be believable as something he'd do.
>>820632Looking at it, yeah, Melville's pretty much that already.Wait, how isn't Melville cringe enough to be the Cringe Kid?
>>820632>>820633Melville has done literally none of these things
>>820633Melville is too normie for it. Cringe Kid is into more niche cringe internet shit, while Melville is a giga normie who likes Marvel movies and triple-A games.
>>820634Also people know who Melville is no one knows parasite kid
>>820635Oh, well that tracks
>>820634>parasite kid a social leech who believes he's friends with everyone but no one actully likes himMelville does this>Thinks just because he sits at the lunch table and never add anything of importance or anyone really addresses him that means he's a part of the groupHe also does this>claims to be a lovable asshole type but has never demonstrated anything lovable about himselfMelville definitely does claim to be a protagonist-y type which would include him trying to act like a loveable asshole on occasion despite not being loveable.>Has a grudge against several characters because they actually do things and are part of the group he believes that's taking away attention from him and a few of the people he's specifically obsessed withMelville does have a grudge against people who upstage himAnd as I said, while he hasn't literally done the other thing it wouldn't be out of character for him to do something like that.
>>820638 Melville is part of the group he's just not liked he's part of every Larp a lot of the stories everyone knows his name. parasite kid is in no way part of the group just a creepy stalker who the other kids don't really notice sits at their table with his phone recording
>>820639You'd have to really bend over backwards and make Melville way out of character to make him parasite kid
>>820639Yeah but what's the point of that? Melville 2.0 but no one knows him? It's basically a Melville but you have less character dynamics or interactions with him because he's always in the background. As soon as you start having characters recognize and interact with him, which you'd have to do if you actually want to use him, you're left with him just being Melville, but not rich I guess. Melville gets included in LARPs and storylines because it's more fun to actually use characters like that. In South Park everyone hates Eric Cartman but they still invite him to do stuff, because there'd be no plot if they didn't. The recording an obnoxious podcast idea isn't bad, it just doesn't need a whole ass new character. It can just be a Melville plot.
>>820641Are you really demonstrated is they have one thing in common which is the lovable asshole that isn't lovable at all partGet a load of this character Penny PincherIf it was up to this guy >Trisha and Mandy would be the exact same character because tomboy who's real athletic we don't need two of them why can't we just make her one character that loves to eat and is the straight man Speaking of straight man we might as well throw Robert into this mix>Lydia and her gang along with Zach Chelsea and yahsu one character do we need that many bullies why can't they just be a babysitter who's the mayor's child that's also a Mormon and Japanese>Agatha and Rosalind why are these two separate characters come on we can make that artist be a fujoshi too>a2, Mr Smiles and blenny oh that could just be one fucking character right there Wendy, Cindy and Honoka errrrrm thats too many nice strong women with temper > Ramon chef, Mr piggleston and Mr cream why do we need this many cooks we could just have one they're practically the same character> Hansel and Gretel do we need two homeless people???sir this is an oc thread we don't have to worry about budget we just draw the character some characters can share traits and still be unique
>>820643What would parasite kid even look like?
>>820644I got a funny idea you'll have to wait and see
>>820645Also, for the parasite kid similar to Melville thing, what about Scott Malkinson and Butters? They're both punching bags who are low in the social hierarchy. By this guy's logic, Scott Malkinson wouldn't exist
>>820643Dude it's literally a character pitched around being an annoying guy who thinks he's more important than he actually is. That's LITERALLY Melville. That's Melville's whole thing. Melville goes around inserting himself into shit and no one likes him. Melville thinks he's the main character and everyone wants to hear his opinions and no one wants to. Melville hangs out with kids less cool than him because he hates being upstaged and resents those that do. There are other annoying asshole characters already like Neil and Flynn, and they at least have their own things going on. So trying to draw comparison between tomboy characters or fujo characters isn't gonna work when they've already been distinct characters for ages.There's no point in adding a new gimmick character whose gimmick is basically just a very slightly altered version of one of the most iconic North Park characters who has been there from like day one. Next you could suggest adding a character whose gimmick is "the mom lover kid" who falls in love with people's moms and collects their underwear. Oh but he's not just Chaz again, because unlike Chaz none of the moms notice him or know he exists, also he has a podcast where he talks about how much he wants to fuck moms.
>>820647The thing is no one knows he exists and after anyone interacts with him they don't remember him cuz he's just so try hard to be any kind of interesting that he just comes off his blend and totally forgettable and his contributions are easily forgotten by everyone 2 seconds after he's out of their site that's pretty different from Melville
>>820648So Melville's hated while PK is forgotten? Seems like a big enough difference
>>820648>The thing is no one knows he exists and after anyone interacts with him they don't remember him That's not a good gimmick, you're basically saying it's a Melville no one can remember enough to form meaningful dynamics with. You're basically suggesting a character who copies Melville's gimmick but exists entirely separate from all the other characters that he might as well not be apart of the cast because none of the cast is apparently aware of him.Isn't it better to do the kind of plot you want, but with a character that actually exists and has established relationships with other characters to build off?
>>820650dude he's pretty different from Melville saying they're similar when they only share one trait that might I add Neil also shares but you don't complain about that also this character is less than a day old give him some time to grow manbut you want more traits ok> pertends has a good character gimmick that's basically nah I'd win playground fight shit > thinks he's some sort of femboy Aphrodite type but is really just a gross little Goblin and not the kind people actually like
>>820652>try hard edgy to the point it's painfully unfunny
Make parasite kid an actual maggot looking parasite with a propeller hat and it'd work
also the podcast thing wouldn't work with meville because he wouldn't be subtle about him being the one posting them and he'd edit himself into being the one that says the funny jokes and making the good points that his co-hosts said. This is uniquely a parasite kid thing
>>820656also meville is supposed to be painfully a normie while parasite kids is very unhinged and socially retarded him doing what parasite kid does is totally out of character for him
also final point if we want to separate even further more then we make him a massive fan boy of North Park the location and people within it and believes he's helping them and Annoyingly evangelizes north park to everyone who listens to him online but that almost no one but his bot farm.
>>820629>>820638I listened to your concerns ( I still don't really agree with them i think melville interacting with the cast makes him fundamental different) and made some alterations but kept the spirit and intentions of the character along with other people suggestions parasite kid 2.0 most of everything form the original post and the little tidbits I add later stays ( I'll tell you what I changed form the earlier posts later when I got a little more time ) but I added > he's now a small tape worm with a propeller hat and a mini laptop. > parasite kid was in mandy due to her eating bad gas station sushi sometime in season 1 while being in her he formed an unhealthy para-social relationship with the townsfolk. after nearly killing her and being forcefully removed he found himself roaming around the town. parasite kid believes he can help the townsfolk reach fame and fortune by recoding all their conversations and taking creepshots of them and posting them on the internet >he has an "avatar" he uses to interact with the town a cardboard standie of a background west island character that he moves around with a pullie system. Paratrie kid tries to give them a wacky personality but it's very try hard, creepy and annoying the kids immediately recognizes how artificial their personality is ( but they don't recognize that it's a cardboard standie) so they are easily forgotten about fading into the background. >people can interact with him but they only remember him for that one episode before completely forgetting about him the next time they meet they'll think it's their first time meeting but parasite kid remembers. >basically mole man just shows up to die horribly and comes back without any explanation and sometimes get a Spotlight episode to remind us why you shouldn't feel bad for him
>>820661Seaaon 1? How many seasons does North Park have?
>>820662About 30Now, how many of those are zombie seasons, I can't say
>>820664Maybe every episode is a season so North Park can joke about having more seasons than most shows
Since we brought back the power scaling tier list, and people have been arguing about ships lately, I decided I'd bring back this one as well. Stretched out to include a bunch of new characters, but mostly focusing on the kid cast.
>>820666Goddamn it I was going to draw pk tonight now I have to push it back
>>820666
>>820673Why are all the OTPs that aren't with Onlyfans incestuous? Not that it's a big problem, I've seen Panty and Stocking.Also, why would Ashley have an Onlyfans?
>>820664Everything went downhill after episode 1
>>820676I found S4E6 the funniest
>>820666Apologies for the mess
Here's what I got so far maybe I'll do more if I remember more ships
...it's ok to fap to her, right?
>>820680she just a Albano midget so yeah
>>820681She's also kinda stacked.
Cassandra has such a fat ass lol
>>820661I was going to make some changes but After rereading your complaints I kind of think you misunderstood this character though I probably didn't articulate it the best he doesn't think he's the main character he just wants to be a character he basically Critter clips smiling friends self insert OC though with no redeeming qualities
>>820684*a main character or even that important of a character Basically if you saw the new Frankenstein or read the book the part where the monsters living in the shed with the family yeah that's basically him Except if he was irredeemable and made a cardboard standie interact with the family and they still ignore his existence
>>820684>>820685It's basically big coincidence that this actually came out todayhttps://youtu.be/HamXfbT_3Zk?si=UZimra0FlXPLCL0A
>>820673>SabrinaxOnlyFansYou fucking nig-->DrewxSlappyThe man likes what he likes, maybe I was too hasty.
>>820680Actually planning on doing a shameless self-insert piece with her soon, nothing explicit.
>>820690H O R S E
Sabrina and Dani starts a small time Detective club (Reed is there too but prefer to work alone) solving mysteries around town usually getting way in over there heads
>>820694Leslie kicked her ass at horse and this was the punishment
>>820696Leslie is good at basketball, she just prefers golf more.
>>820695Sabrina and Dani's 'Case of the Missing Cookie Jar' becomes a hostage situation in an old motel.
>>820684So he's basically Dolly Dimpley?
>>820707If she was a complete piece of shit yes
>>820708and a entitled fanboy who believe stalking the cast and overall being a genuine creep in the shadows is what's best for them needless to say this is obviously a jab at the ad troll (Maxanon)
>>820695>>820699Its basically Mike Tyson Mysteries something super small and pointless quickly escalate into the Absurd or just absolutely bananas like finding who smashed an lady's garden gnome becomes an elderly KGB Manchurian Candidate type spy having there activation word triggered and going to launch a nuke from the US to its Ally saw the whole world will band together to destroy just the US with nuclear bombs and Sabrina and Dani are just along for this crazy ride
>>820695Is this while Dani is still dating CK? Before? After?
>>820712before during and maybe after depending upon what Drewanon wants for Sabrina future I can see them opening up a business
>>820713>CK thinks Sabrina is just friends with him and Dani, letting her trick him into thinking Dani broke it off and then swooping in and stealing his GF.No wonder this fucks up his ability to form stable relationships, jesus.
>>820684it's a remake of an iconic north park episode but from the pov of parasite kid where he acts like he's apart of the story making quips that ruins the jokes and no one really interacting with him the whole episode episode
>>820666There's way more than just these, but it'd be incomprehensible If I tried to
>>820717>Vera x Neil kino choice sir >Sabrina x Dani can he be more based?>Jonesy x Asimov otp based card revoked
>>820678since in the relationship teir list Leslie viewed Jonesy as a friend and this she doesn't even list her (because she most likely forgot to ) Jonesy would over think this and try to find what she did to piss off Leslie so much that she no longer thinks she her friend.
>>820678>>820719Did some adjustments
episode the pie pan caper where the north park detective club is hired to find some old lady's who daughter went missing in the 80s pie pan she already (know she let a certain pillar of the community and her friend who helped her during her daughter's disappearance has it since he baked him a pie) and it ends with them finding out that the pillar of the community actually kidnapped her daughter and was keeping her as a sex slave the he kills himself infront of them.Reed and Sabrina are in shock after suicide Dani seen it before so she nonchalant about it dani Then spits on the ghost of the guy to make him visible to the others and she asks where's the pie tin he tells her and is dumbfounded when he realizes that what they were after the whole time before being dragged to hellDani then asks the two still in shock if they wanna check the shed she pretty sure the kidnapped daughter still there
What Digimon would the North Park kids have?I want Asimov (both) to have Gammamon.A1 has BetelGammamon > RizeGreymon > SiruismonA2 has GulusGammamon > MetalGreymon > ArcturusmonWhen they form Asimov Prime, their partners jogress to Proximamon
>>820723I don't know man I really haven't seen Digimon in like almost 30 years at this point
>>820724Oh, well I already posted what starters from Time Stranger the main 3 would have, assuming they'd play itChaz: Patamon (gonna evolve it into Angemon)Jerry: DemiDevimon (he thought it looked neat)Mandy: Gomamon (the other 2 already picked theirs and she couldn't decide lol)
>>820723A2's Digimon would probably end up being Rookie>Raremon>Rare Raremon>Deathmon
>>820726Chaz ends up with a Lilithmon but it's only into pegging
>>820729And I assume A1 would have Raremon > Extyrannomon > Rust TyranomonBefore RareRaremon, Raremon became Extyrannomon, like Numemon>Monzaemon>>820730So Patamon > Angemon > Angewomon > Lilithmon, then?
>>820731It's just that Chaz is horny all the time and Lilithmon is the Lust Digimon
>>820733I know he's horny, just proposing a line for him.Now, what about Mandy and Jerry?
New ep airs in half an hour, so what happens in North Park during thanksgiving? Surely some fucked up stuff occurs
>>820735Toades makes a giant turkey and the town kill and cook it together, no supernatural abilities allowed
>>820736So he somehow breeds a huge turkey?
>>820735the annual event where Ghosts of Native Americans that once lived on the land comeback to take back the town so that's what Danny, dani, Lon Wendy and the vampires a dealing with
>>820738Huh, neat!
>>820737Yes.He is a prize turkey breeder
>>820740Noice
>>820735Everyone's favorite character 'Baldy' shows up to the Annual City Hall Dinner.Baldy is this guy >>819637
>>820742Karl Maka?
>>820743His name is Baldy now, deal with it.It's snappy, it's hip.
Quick vera ( TDK) sketch
>>820735The Houbens leave town to visit family.They also booby trap their house cause some residents found out they descended from natives, and said residents' ancestral blood made them want to take the land and food.
>[Loud panicked, frantic knocking]
>>820747>"H... Hello?"
>>820748>"You gotta let me in, kid!"
>>820749>"Who is this?"
>>820750>"It's--Well... I'm-- It's--Can I speak to an adult! If you're going to ask this many questions..."
>>820751>"Gimme a sec.">*You hear some muffled shouting, before you hear someone come to the door*>"Who is this, buddy?"
>>820752>"Ugh! That's it!">[Gunshot to the lock, door is kicked open]>"Gimme all your food RIGHT NOW! I need it to feed my family and I know you're not going to eat all of those mashed potatoes... Chop chop, my friend Sam doesn't like to wait!"
>>820753>"Sir, it is 11 'o-clock at night, I have to get up early so I can pick up my In-Laws, so please, fuck off, fwend."
Sorry, I just couldn't keep up with the holidays.Thank you Leslie for being generous
>>820756Leslie has Melville porn?
>>820761Everyone has Melville porn after Lisa leaked his nudes to the group chat
>>820762i didnt Lisa gets arrested for distributing cp episode on my bucket list
>>820763i meant bingo card it's early in the morning and I didn't sleep long
>>820764Ok, but why would Leslie keep it in a stash?...is there something you're not telling us, Les?
>>820765It's not actually Melville nudes, it's something way more important to her, she just knows that no one in their right mind would open and look inside a box labeled "Melville porn"
>>820765Les: OK I'll fess up dude I was the one who threw away Jerry's art project I thought it was garbage I'm sorry
>>820766Oh, great!
>>820767Jerry: you what!!!!? les (realized they were talking to Leslie): no wonder Vera doesn't tell me about her schemes until after
Disgusting parasite
>>820773Poor little guy doesn't realize he's retarded someone should put them out of their misery
>>820773>BellyAlso, Parasite Kid feels like a 1-off character to me. Can't see his schtick lasting for long
>>820775He's literally just mole man mixed with Comic Book Guy he doesn't need a full episode every season a quick joke here and there a Spotlight episodes maybe once 5 years
>>820776That makes sense
>>820775Don't worry, once the thread is over, he'll slither back up Mandy's butthole and nestle inside there for the foreseeable future. Because we would never want to drag out a joke/force an idea on other anons, now would we?
>>820778>we would never want to drag out a joke/force an ideaThis makes you better than Matt and Trey by a long shot
>>820778episode where parasite kid takes over Mandy's brain to force her to live out his fanfiction but making her act extremely out of character and annoying to everyone because she's being flanderized
>>820780So Mandy has a "friend" inside her, huh?
>>820753>I don't know how to tell you this but your family is dead Fire in Hong Kong high-rise complex kills at least 75 people, hundreds reported missing; 3 arrested - CBS News https://share.google/AVzQyz82sVtOD2O1UNeil: and I thought I my bwunt tuwkey was bad
>>820783more like fan inside her>>820780he ships her with Atticus and tries get her to do master slave race play and forcing her to do stereotypical "black" things like if it was a menstrual show. Danny can hear Mandy screaming on the inside as she's a prisoner in her body but he can't detect any supernatural thing going on in her
>>820787What a freak.So I guess the parasite is more biological than supernatural?
>>820789Toades really Haas to stop releasing tests subjects into the wild once he's bored of them
>>820790nah it's just normal tape worm from Bad Gas Station sushi it became weird after experiencing this town
Looks like shit, but here's my drawing of PuriTTan (I think that's her name)Should probably redo it using a South Park character base next time
>>820792Hey dude, can't go wrong with PuriT.T.an good job for drawing anyways.look forward to seeing more from you.
>>820793Is she technically anti-waifu bait? She'd beat your ass if you started simping for her
>>820794My crippa, half the waifus here would fucking kill us if they felt like it. Only the strongest waifu-baiters will survive. But to answer your question, yes, she would beat your ass for showing any attraction to her
>>820795>>820794or force you to make her your bride if she believes your love is genuine ( though don't expect her to put out much)
>>820796>All the trouble that comes with a wife and none of the perks It's basically 1940's again Hahaha, am I right, men?
>>820796So as long as you genuinely like her and aren't in it for sex, you're good? Nice!I wonder what other TT variants there are
>>820796And God help him if she catches you being lustfull towards another
>>820798alty, Vera swap au, British tea tea and the robot no brainer au one that's all I remember I'm not posting pictures of them since we're low on image space
>>820800Oh, well alright then
anyone got any good headcanons my personal favorites that I have> north park works on Peanuts sliding timeline logic > test tuber theory > the venusian sucker is why the lunaris race needs to colonize other planets > north park isn't a small town like south park
>>820802Pretty sure sliding timeline is canon to North Park already. It's how some episodes are in different time periods.Test Tuber's an interesting idea, implying TT was conceived as an experiment or somethingSouth Park stopped being a small town in Season 19 with gentrification
>>820803>Pretty sure sliding timeline is canon to North Park already. It's how some episodes are in different time periods. i know but I'm referring to specifically the peanuts Variant Where Lucy And Schroeder started as a babies Younger than Charlie Brown and sort of catches up to them so characters who couldn't have possibly been in the 90s or 2000 era literally weren't born then I just like this because I want to imagine Lydia being a little brat their ass
>>820804*a little brat They used to push around now she kicking their ass
>>820802>Wedonwancha orphanage is a miserable place to be, from lack of quality anything for living kids to play with to just barely good quality living situations that kids have to share >Ester's grandparents were the ones who owned the orphanage, and it was built way back in the day>The orphanage is filled with plenty of ghost kids who've lived and died without ever being adopted, some of them even making it to adulthood >Ester tries her best to make lost souls feel better about their circumstances, but she sucks at cheering people up>Sometimes when a kid goes missing for a few days, they'll come back as a ghost and just stay at the orphanage since they have nowhere else to go>Hansel sometimes bunks over there to sleep with a roof over his head, but the place gives him headaches (he doesn't know why)so he doesn't stay long >Some ghost kids told Ester that the food is made from other children, she stated that she'd like to be made into a nice porridge >Gretel tried living in the orphanage, but whenever she entered certain rooms random flying objects would strike her, so she left and never looked back >Ester stays awake at night, the howls and wails of children (both alive and dead) in despair over never being able to leave this dreadfully boring place>Ashley always somehow manages to sleep like baby and wake up refreshed
>>820804>>820805So characters who wouldn't fit in certain time periods just don't exist at that point? Like Cringe Kid or Lisa Stanky.
>>820807Lisa only really needs to be around when household computers are thing. Can't be that long ago.
>>820808So she'd still be around but not Cringe Kid, since the internet culture he embodies doesn't exist
>>820808I would say more remote learning and rise of social media so post covid
>>820809Yeah. That's the idea, though I like North Park being lost to time and constantly shifting
Also Asimov would it make sense before the whole Patriot Act because surveillance drone on the American public by the American government wouldnt make sense before it was just conspiracy theory bs back then
We need a list of every North Park character who would be nonexistent via the floating timeline.Certain characters can still exist, but maybe altered a bit (maybe they don't know modern lingo)Also, maybe the floating timeline shows Lisa Stanky when she was the Cringe Kid. Maybe Stanky's a fake last name and she had an actual last name before
>>820813That was just the personal headcanon As far as I thinkfylnn, ck, Asimov, Lisa, and Agatha ( fujoshi wasn't really known till the internet social media age)
>>820813Well, when does North Park start?
>>820814Maybe include Jonesy, but she'd probably not be an electric wai- I mean electric ghost.>>820815August 13, 1997, I guess. That's when South Park started
>>820815>>820816Yet anything that happens in the show starts happening on September 9, 1998
>>820817that and a good chunk/bulk of what happens heavily depends on characters effected by the floating timeline and wouldn't reasonably be there where they are at that point
>>820816Actually Jonesy was a conspiracy theorist school newspaper journalist and Nancy rival before becoming an internet ghost based on Alex Jones so at least 1999 the start of Infowars so she's practically been the whole time
>>820819I had a feeling she'd still be alive, but that's good to know
>>820755He'd walk the fuck away.>>820786With what happened in the fifth movie? I wouldn't fucking be surprised and his family 'Moving to canada' was just him coping.
>>820824What fifth movie?
>>820825The fifth movie in the Mad Mission Movie Franchise.
I won a bet and lost a side bet so here my girls as cheerleaders part 1/?
>>820832Dani and Danny aren't the same person?
>>820833Dani is a clone Danny made to do his chores but he left it out too long so it gained sentience and tried to take over his life so obviously he tried to stop that leading to a fight Wendy separated them and lons solution was to throw a knife in between the two of them so they both agreed if the Clone was to take gender fluid to keep any mix up from happening in the future they'll live in peace with each other.tldr Dani is a female clone of Dani that is believed by the town to be his little sister
art I commissioned
>>820836Oh, that makes sense.She's so cute!
>>820837or I should say had commissioned
>>820824>Evelene: "Good! Now, if there's any non-Houbens here, leave!">*Pumps shotgun*
>>820840Vera in a Suspiciously tv shaped dress: fine I'll leave
>>820840>>820756The iris have guns too, (and they punch harder than a civilian's toy) BTW, It Conquered, not stolen :)
>>820842You do realize River's stuck to fly paper, Nolan's chewing on a can of green beans (which is weird, considering there's no green beans in the house), and Robert's eating a slice of pie on the dryer?
>>820832part 2
Heyo, friendly reminder to my timeline savvy friends.The series timeline goes as followed.North Park '77 (Prequel series release after OG NP) |______________| | |North Park No-Brainer Noland \ / \ / \ / \ / Good or Bad Ending | | | Universe Reset------------------- NP 1800s / / / Jazz Men / / North Of The Trenches | | | North Park '77
>>820850Wow, it fucked up my format, I hope you get raped in an alley, 4chan.
>>820850Don't forget the "Do the hustle" incident!https://vocaroo.com/1bMpc26zBNCP
>>820852Jesus fucking Christ, did I make this? This is some stupid shit and I love it and I was fucking giggling because I remember the fucking explosion and chaos.
>>820853I did! You don't understand how laser focused I can get when I want to make a joke I find funny.
>>820854I'm retarded? My bad, it's a great fucking bit, and it's so out there.Need more peeps making little shitposts like this.
Episode ideas for the Double Dee Mystery Solvers'The Case of the Overdue Library Book'Sabrina and Dani help North Park's resident Librarian! Turns out the missing book is the necronomicon!'In The Valley of The Mountain Children'Dani wants to go camping, Sabrina doesn't! They get captured by a flower-power cult.'Tour De DrugCo'The duo take a trip to the notorious DrugCo company on a class field trip, separating from the rest of the class and end up being chased by pharmaceutical assassins to be kept quiet for what they've seen.'Just the Two of us'Dani and Sabrina go exploring an old abandoned house, and get stuck in a closet for a whole week.Time seemingly stands still for the outside because when they get out it's only been a minute.'The Mystery of The Missing Newspaper'An old man hires the two to find out what's been happening to his newspaper, but this blows open a counterfeit newspaper scam being run by slugworms.'The Quandary of The Missing Bike Horn'The duo are hired to solve a double-rape homicide by Gency who mistakes the two as high-profile Private Dicks.They find the bike horn they were hired to find in 'Return to Atlantis 2''Where Is My Mind?'Body swap episode.'Mystery of the Drewds'Drew hires the Duo to find her missing Drew Carey show VHS, but they instead find a haunted video that has footage of Satan eating a hoagie and whoever watches it is sent to hell.'The Beach Episode'A body washes up on the beach during a nice relaxing outing, however the body isn't human and soon the Government shows up'Just Another Manic Monday'Sabrina comes across a stopwatch Groundhog Day's her, we don't see any of her other attempts only her final 'successful' attempt at the day and she looks fucking exhausted, unGroundhogging her.'Welcome Back, Dani!'Dani goes out for milk for 30 years, and comes back to everyone in North Park older, but she's the same age, Sabrina is happy to see her, is devastated.Time shenanigans ensue.
>>820832>"Damn, these kids are killing it... The sport, they've killed the sport for me..."
>>820856these sounds like they'd be funny episodes can't believe an idea like this hasn't popped up sooner in North Park
>>820857Titties!Also, Ula's name being short of Dracula because she can't remember her own is cute
>>820856These are all cool one, especially Welcome Back Dani
>>820847part 3
>>820832>>820847>>820872Dani isn't used to this many people saying she's cute and looking at her like this ula purposely got a cheer uniform a size or two smaller Vera is going to fuck off in the middle of the performances when no one will notice she'll let the other girls for herblack cat thinks she hot shit but she's really hot garbage at this despite being a super coordinated ninja she not at all here she's not synchronized with the rest of them she forgot half the routine and is five to six words behind everyone is only here to because if they kicked her out her sisters would quit so they bench her but make it seem like it's an important jobteacup is hot shit and she knows it may make cheer captain if she keeps this up Ragdoll pretty good at this despite her stage Freight Jonesy only here to make friends and get attention is nervous pretty average she show up and do what's asked of her not much else to say about it
episode where a mom asks Dani and Sabrina to find out what Christmas gift their husband and son are buying her and his sons girlfriend so the girls doesn't give them a sucky gifts this year. Dani and Sabrina stumbles into the fact that the husband and her son are actually her son's mind in her husband's body and her father mind in her son's body Because a few years ago The grandfather The Father and the son Freaky Friday But The father and the grandfather's body Had a heart attack so they couldn't complete the ritual so they've been stuck body swapped ever since Dani and Sabrina convinces them to tell the truth to the mom, her daughter and the son's girlfriend you think this will turn out like a typical North Park will they be okay with it but no they are genuinely disgusted by this except for the girlfriend she's actually really into this she likes older man and this destroys the familyThe ending is just Dani and Sabrina coming up to the mom and her daughter as they're moving away as the husband son sorrowfully watches them from the window. they say sorry about everything that happened but she does owe them like 20 bucks.
>the average main Trio a plot we got to win The Boxcar Derby so can get the $200 prize so we can all buy the same video game and play online >the average Danny and Sabrina Double Dee Detective b plot https://youtu.be/mWww5pHyKAA?si=sKy68tewJ_AXoMnf
>>820881Teeny Steeve: I dunno why everyone's in such a mood, Nazis are a healthy part of the Yeti's diet, why do you think we let Neo-nazis exist?
>>820881And somehow both plots end in an Evangelion type-shit
>>820881they were hired by his kids to see what he wanted for his birthday >>820882Jonesy is traumatized by almost dying to a nazi as a jew ( technically half but since it's passed through the mother she is considered a jew though she non practicing)
If CK made you a mask what cringe thing would it be of?probably digimon for me
>>820887North park
>>820887Hazbin Hotel
>>820887Danganronpa
>>820888>He makes you a Vera mask>>820889>Angel Dust Mask>>820890Junko Mask
>>820887Pokemon
>>820832>>820857>>820876i imagine ula is actually really good a coming up with creative cheers on the spot they're sp high brow and big brained that they go over everyone's head ( even her own her real personality is screaming at her in her mind) so she has to dumb them down they're still good though
>>820320I understood this reference
>>820892Gardevoir mask
>>820837Cool, I also commissioned Leo Laifa, but it's not NP-related
episode where Sabrina and Dani gets hired to find out where are all the customers of north park mall mainly as a fun ad they can put on the new but the girls discover that the mall has a pocket dimension inside its backrooms that crush discovered and have been kidnapping the shoppers to force them to manufacture a robot army for A2
>>820899Ada being a brat that a2 is praising crush for once and not her
>>820899>>820900Ada: You're replacing me?!A2: I could never replace you, it's just that Crush is more useful.Ada: But she's PURPLE! We can't have 2 purple robots on the same team!
>>820872
>>820907>Lori uses her cheers to give warnings to certain people in the crowdOur enemies a lawn that's going to get mowed slappy if you hurry now you can stop your car from getting towedWe got style we got grace Sammy watch out that basketball will hit you in the face>Amanda been a bit bummed since she got resurrected and the wizard's made her roughly the same age as the rest of the cast >Fiona isn't used to most people seeing do stuff but she tries to not disappoint she does disappoint
>>820901Ada probably goes to Asimov when A2 is being really neglectful towards her.
>>820909Doesn't get praised once fucking runs away
>>820908Lori is so freaking adorable>>820909>>820910Ada: Asimov 1/2! Big bro doesn't think I'm cool anymore!Asimov: It's ok, I'm here for you.
>>820910yeah, she's still a little kid.>>820912Asimov is the doting one of the two.
>>820908Amanda is a 40+ year old 14-year-old who is currently maybe 11 or 12.
>>820913Plus, she was created solely to just sway Asimov, so she's more of a tool for A2
>>820881>>820885Special Idea>"Fly Me To The Moon"Toades wrangles Mandy, Jerry and Chaz to pilot the Crapauds, a special biological suit with the souls of a dead pet from each kid.Drew realizes she's a tentaculaire, a monster that is terrorizing North Park, and has only been repelled by Crapauds, and doesn't fight it, accepting her fate.A new student named Cassandra joins the Fray and becomes the fourth to pilot a Crapaud, and tries to befriend Mandy, upon the harsh rejection she kills herself.Maria decides enough is enough and combines all the Asimovs and Ada to beat the tentaculaire.Unfortunately this causes an alarming reaction to the fabric of reality itself Toades had been hoping to replicate he secretly dubbed 'The Great Hop'.As The Great Hop occurs the Asimov Akira hunk of metal uses nanomachines to turn the residents of North Park and soon the world into cream pies sludge.It all returns.To nothing.It just keeps tumbling down.Tumbling Down.Tumbling down.Letting me down.Letting me down.Letting me down.I was born to meet you, Mandy.Congratulations.Congratulations!Congraaaaaaaaaaaaaatulations.Like, Congratulations.....................
>>820916Cassandra, I like her, no!I imagine Blenny could somehow fix this
>>820914Jonesy has to do a family tree for homeworkJonesy: hey aunty A how old are you?Amanda: I don't know!!!
>>820917Blenny's curse is a gift as if he kills even once, the day resets. Or does the actual person he kills reset? I don't remember
>>820919I just assumed they wake up the next day with no one to remember they died
>>820916Thank god I had this made a while back
2000
>>820919>>820920Pretty sure the person he kills comes back forgetting they died. If Blenny could hypothetically pull some country-level nuke or something, he could bring everything back to normal.Are there any entities in North Park who could reverse the 3rd impact?
>>820921I'm working on a little something-something I've been wanting to make for literal years but never got around to organizing, if you want your character to be in it, and this goes for EVERYONE in the thread, RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT YOUR CHARACTER TO BE IN THIS SKETCH RECORD YOUR CHARACTER, EVEN AI VOICE IS WELCOMED SAYING:"Congratulations"Deadline is Dec. 2nd
>>820924https://voca.ro/17K49rw7uLnPmy voice sucks
>>820925I already recorded congratulations tho
>>820928>>820928Well, we're changing plans. So do it again, right this time, pansy
>>820929Sorry, first order's firsthttps://vocaroo.com/1hWXb9fL5p7g
>>820924Except MandyAnon, your character has to say 'Thank you'
>>820929>https://voca.ro/1lmhbrVHSJ4pThere, happy now!?
>>820930>>820924Forgot to reply to this.Also Fish Boy just sounds like gargling
>>820933I'll improvise.
>>820927>>820932fuck you never speak again
>>820887Some unholy mishmash of Crash Bandicoot, and MLP.
>>820938He makes you a pony version of crash bandicoot mask
>>820924https://vocaroo.com/gD7jR5hfoXf
>>820940>34 minutesWell okay, no bye.
>>820924I have no voice headcanons, so use my likeness however you desire https://voca.ro/1nebKl3rIkKs
>>820923Melville could, as his Peruvian blood holds the key to preventing life as we know it from kersplooshing. He'd have to die, however. It doesn't really matter, though, since he'd find a way to fuck that up.
>>820945So Blenny kills Melville. Good
>>820923Project R.H.O.B.H.E.R.T Considering that he is currently the only character who can permanently kill blenny
>>820947I miss my game informer magazines, I couldn't even buy the games on it, but I had such fun flipping through pages of reviews
>>820948Are you talking about Robert or some other character?
>>820950No brainier AU Robert
>>820950Kinda of both really, It the No Brainer Nolan Universe (which you can find the on the wiki for this AU) version of Robert. From what I am able to see from the older threads, he seem practically the Asimov Prime counterpart of No Brainer Nolan. So he practically another world ending character.
>>820924Jonesy Danny Vera https://voca.ro/1fin7vidiVJqCost me five bucks hope you enjoy
>>820953>Five bucksMy man, I feel so bad, please tell me you plan to use that AI stuff for more than just this silly little thing?
>>820954That's no big deal for me I might use it more if anyone got any suggestions to make the three of them say something nothing lewd please
>>820955Have them literally say 'Nothing Lewd Please', please.
>>820951>>820952So is this implyng Demon Hansel could end the world? Because him and RHOBERT are the strongest in their respective timelines
>>820957Demon Hansel has toon force; he could casually end the world if he felt like it, but he's such a nutcase that he'll be distracted with anything else or fucking with people. Lucky for us, Hansel is good at not dying, so we don't have to deal with his evil half for months at a time
>>820955The N word.
>>817424Here's Wren's Ronin Bird Boys> Woody (Left)> Buffalo (Middle)> Zuru (Right)
>>820956https://voca.ro/1cTnEKjQ7Ypj
>>820963LMAO THEY SOUND SO SARCASTIC IT'S LIKE THEY WANT ME TO LEWD THEM.......
>>820963Danny can't possibly be this cute! i hunger for shotas.
>>820958So he's basically unstoppable, outside of Blenny, apparently.Wait...>Blenny is the only one who can defeat Demon Hansel>RHOBERT can perma-kill BlennyIs this like Rock Paper Scissors where Demon Hansel can take RHOBERT or can RHOBERT overpower him?
>>820961this is Wren in case you didn't know
More episodes piping hot off the garbage truck."Crucial Danger Situation"The Double Dee Mystery Agency is tasked with finding tools around the lab and town for Maria.The girls casually breeze through top secret restricted areas to get Hazardous Materials."Mad Mission"DDMA takes a trip to Hong Kong! Only to get wrapped up in the Maddest Mission of All! The Hong Kong Counterfeit Cocaine Trade! Baldy teams up with the girls while visiting his family."Aces Go Places 2"Sabrina's Family goes on Vacation to Las Vegas, taking Dani along, the two girls take the journey together and need to find the hotel where the Swansons are staying.Things get heated when the girls spot Baldy in a high steaks poker game that buys in with only the best, most illegal, endangered cuts of meat. Dodo's still on the menu."Respect is Everything"Hansel asks the girls for help in finding Gretel.What unfurls is something the likes hasn't been seen since 1999, or was it 2013?And remember.. Respect Is Everything."Clowning Around"Sabrina gets her arm stuck in a vending machine."Return To Atlantis 2"The girls are asked by a professional cyclist to find his lucky horn.They find the Sunken City of Atlantis, instead. Again."I Think I'm A Clone Now"Dani believes she is wasting away due to her skin peeling off from putting too much soap on her hands, only to end up roping Sabrina to try and find a cure."10 Minutes to Midnight"The girls are tasked with helping a man deliver a message to his wife on New Year's Eve, what they don't know is that he plans on causing a nuclear meltdown when the clock hits midnight and the New Years Corn Kernel drops."That's Just Golden!"The girls want to find El Dorado, but end up getting locked in Gap overnight instead."Mourning Wood"The girls go to pay respect of Sabrina's pet cow 'Callie' at the North Park "Mourning Wood" Cemetary.They are stalked by the creepy groundskeeper who wants to make a Frankenwife.
>>820967So other than being friends with Toades what's this dude's deal.
>>820970sex with me
>>820967Would, next question
>>820966Yeah, it's sorta like that. Though if they ever shall meet, what we should be worried about isn't who'll win, but who in North Park will survive the collateral damage >>820970They have a cloaca. It's as sexy as it sounds.
>>820971You like cloaca, don't you anon
>>820974i will snort it
>>818283>>817623>>820717https://voca.ro/1aPWF5XCTiL8
>>820970They're so fucking hot. I bet they lay the nastiest eggs
>>820976https://voca.ro/1b5ogLEQcSP0
>>820967Huh, neat>>820973Maybe they do fight and it causes mass destruction and the end of the world. But it's revealed to all be a simulation
>>820968Episode where they go on a normal ass kid mystery but the whole time they're expecting some crazy ass twist only for like the last minute of the episode the person who hired them remove the mass revealing he was a chupacabra
>>820980Fuck, I can see it, that sounds like a really surreal ending to an otherwise grounded mystery.
>>820978Man, why does Asimov gotta bring up Jonesy's reputation, what a jerk
>>820982why does Jonsey have to be such a stupid cunt?
>>820983Jonesy leaked my internet history.and then made sure to tell everyone I whack it to 'Clown Unicycle Juggling, and juggling balls, the testicle kind because she's jacking off a dude with the other hand' videos.
What does you look like in north park.Asimovanon (me) is an unexplained lizard person
>>820985You've already seen me, I draw myself, I might just make my ass look more clowny, which is how I'm starting to draw myself.Fuck it, I'm a clown ass nigga, and we clownin' down on (you).
>>820985hallowed out corn husk zombie after I had my way with Mazie without her consent
>>820966would they fuck each other with hot sex threesome style
https://voca.ro/1oTDThZ1IBIW
>>820991LIES AND SLANDER!https://voca.ro/1abfU8R1SeEF
you guys got anything you'd like to hear Asimov say?
>>820985My normal sona, but anon-ized.
>>820990Nah, Blenny hates Demon Hansel way too much for that
>>820993have him call me a bitch ass motherfucker
>>820993I'd like to hear him list out the good qualities he finds in a friend. >inb4 none of his actual friends have those qualities
https://voca.ro/18wH2UiPj2mB
>>820998>Mac Tonight to the crowd: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-UIljxhtZkE
>>820996https://voca.ro/1oTDThZ1IBIW>>820997https://voca.ro/1dSX7Qshun56
>>820984https://voca.ro/1gyad8JU9S8f
>>820996whoops, linked the wrong thing therehere you go!https://voca.ro/11dRH1Ztzmf3
>>820960https://voca.ro/19AuyxbVNwdD
>>821002Wow, I can't believe he called that poor Anon that.what a nasty robot.
>>820995at least you didn't say They both wouldn't fuck Rhobhert.
>>821001https://vocaroo.com/16SasSwhIj26
>>820999mr_boss_rotoscope_brohug_pimm.gifYou like Saint Pepsi, too? I knew you were cool, Anon.
>>820977I'd love some Diana egg laying pics to be honest
>>821007Thanks!I actually found out about Mac Tonight in the first place thanks to Enjoy Yourself
I don't understand why everyone keeps posting Vocaroo links.
>>821010it's fun
Asimov's answer to the trolley problemhttps://voca.ro/1evDymM7KLaiAsimov being asked to call Melville a filthy disgusting meatbaghttps://voca.ro/1lPohVn2B9pr
>>821010We got like eight slots now 7 for images and two pages to kill
>>821013I might be posting imgur links once we reach the image capacity
>>821010I am currently forcing every Anon at cream pie point to post vocaroos.Oh--Also because of this.. >>820924
>>821013people should delete their reaction pics/reposted images to give us more
>>821013We're going to be here for another 2 days at least. .......... . . LET'S GET TO 3000!!!
>>821017Let's not and say we didn't.
>>8210172000 was already a hell of a task, 3000 is suicide.
Final ones for tonightBased on Old images I createdThis one sounds bad but the context is he's a literal puppet https://voca.ro/12xDq1tYpKCXhttps://voca.ro/1gneZLXetcnIhttps://voca.ro/1j3cDvbDrHOo
>>821017We're making 2200 -2400 tops
>>820961What do you think of Wren's Ronin Bird Boys??
>>821022Do we need 3 different trios of Japanese warrior inspired Animal Human hybrids that serve a Animal Human hybrid scientist? but they look great
>>821022I think they're pretty neato. Though they may be fodder for the Cats and Dogs, but 3 v 3 v 3 has worked before, it can work again
again if you have any requests for Danny Jonesy or Vera to say just request away
Another facts VO'd!https://files.catbox.moe/kt677z.mp4
>>821005Well, it's a Robert from another universe, but insanely powerful, so maybe Demon Hansel would.
>>820999https://voca.ro/12E0MZLZWbUi>>820985live action me like if it was a smiling friends episode
>>821039Jonesy always does her research and her conspiracies are objectively true (whether she knows it or not) it's just due to her own limited knowledge of the people around her at the time she can't articulate it correctly so it sounds batshit to almost everyonethe frogs putting chemicals in the water to turn the freaking kid gay should be the dr toades is using Chemical Testing to turn children transgender
>>821025if you have any questions for the three I'll also use that as well
>>820961The boys outnumbering the girls? This won't do at all. This calls for Dr. Toades Frog Kunoichi girls to strike the balance.They aren't genetic experiments made by Toades, since he doesn't actually care about the little conflict. They are just some of his nieces from the Frog Person village who happen to be shinobi
>>821039Why she always blaming Mac Tonight
>>821044What is it with North Park and having animal-human hybrid trios?
>>821044cuties
>>821044Now we have four of them you know what might as well dip my toes back into the pond
>>821048no pun intended
Asimov and his family live rent free in Jonesy's head.
>>821046I'm a trend setter I get nothing but complaints about how one character Is too similar to another ( even though they aren't) but nooooooo we can just take you ideas to the copy machine Dannyanon
>>821045>>821050If you know you had government surveillance drones in your town watching people and recording everything they do trying to befriend them to learn their secrets I think would make anyone distrustful of them and want to call it out
>>821052only one of them is a surveillance drone though
>>821044They're actually his kids but he calls them his nieces because Toades doesn't know any of his kids
>>821052not only that but they're replacing elected government officials and three of them wants the extinction of humanity Jonesy's hatred of Asimov and his family is pretty reasonable
>>821055Mac Tonight was elected fair and square because chuck is a dumbassAda doesn't want to destroy humanity and neither does A2 after he loses his memories.she needs to stop huffing copium
>>821051I'm not complaining, just think it's funny.
>>821046Technically Frog People aren't hybrids, they are a separate species like the Crab People in South Park
>>821051Relax guy, it's just one bad egg who actually has a problem with you.
>>821058Oh, well that makes sense
>>821056one I'm sure all those ccp agents standing by the polls were just there for fun 2 yeah I'm sure not all the nazis wanted the complete extermination of all the Jews but they're still complicit with helping the ones that do 3 this is before a2 memory wipe which Jonesy was the one who did it by the wayJonesy has always been pretty reasonable
>>821056Dannyanon will tie himself in knots to excuse his blatant robophobia.damn shame
>>821059so it was the troll I thought so at first but then I thought it could be Hansel raising genuine concern
>>821061>3 this is before a2 memory wipe which Jonesy was the one who did it by the waywait, is this new lore?I thought that the damage he sustained when having his final plant to destroy North Park literally blew up in his face and being found by the kind hearted gardening teddy in his newly blank slate state was what causes him to stop being evil
>>821061>Jonesy has always been pretty reasonableDannyanon...
>>821063Hansel is always good faith, so I'd listen to his criticism even if I didn't agree with it
>>821064Yes she caused that they had a big ass being struggle the town used the power of peer pressure so Jonesy couldn't lose or she looked uncool>>821065her first story as a ghost was for revenge against Vera and Robert the two that killed her that reasonably
>>821063honestly my only complaint about the hybrids is that they're in serious need of having a baseline character.Like maybe we should focus on letting Wren have anything character wise before giving him three new characters?Cates and the catgirls work because they all have a solid character base.
>>821067Revenge is wrong. You should always turn the other cheek, God likes it when you're virtuous to everyone even your enemy
>>821067>her first story as a ghost was for revenge against Vera and Robert the two that killed her that reasonablywhat about her trying to make Asimov try and kill Drew?that wasn't really reasonable at all
>>821070She wasn't going to do it that was just to make him comply
>>821071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prw2B_03IzY
>>821073ZAMN
>>821073common Jonesy L
>>821048I'm going to draw Dr tray Sera-tops dino tokusatsu boys
>>821076>Dr tray Sera-topswho?
>>821077I just made it up as a joke but I can connect them to an idea I had previously where some rich guy who was opening up a theme park in town was going to marry Diane Digby but he turned out to be a pervert the one to turn all the adults into dinosaur strippers at his theme park Jurasstrip park. Dr tray is the head scientist he hired he just happens to look like a Triceratops man he's actually a human
>>821078Maybe after we flesh Wren and the dog boys out?
>>820985>Asimovanon is a lizard personDo you secretly control NP's government?
>>821080>Asimov is drone>Maria creates WMDs for other countries >Asimovanon has Chuck eating out of the palm of his scaly hands it's over, North Park is compromised
>>821080>>821081racist ass homos(apiens)
>>821081Maria doesn't make WMDs...for other countries
>>821079the dog boys are check their wiki page they been fleshed out since day one
>>821044their names are Abby, Allie, and Betty
>>821044cool frog girl designs
>>821085We never really talk about them in the thread tho.
>>821061Hey DannyAnon, is the whole "Asimov Bad" thing a bit?
>>821088i hate dogs.
>>821089No. I genuinley fucking despise asimov
>>821089ypu are looking at Asimov from your who sees their world form top down perspective. im am looking at from the perspective of Jonesy (or Danny during the therapy episode) who doesn't know what we know.
>>821091imposter syndrome much
>>821092ah, so while we know she is objectively wrong about him she does not.that makes sense
>>821092I kinda feel bad for them, all Asimov wants is to be their friend, even if Jonesy is horrible towards him
>>821096Episode where Asimov has a crashout because he doesn't want to go apeshit, he just wants people to stop being mean
>>821088To be fair Hansel just posted them in the wiki without saying anything and I found them and said something about it maybe a few days or a few weeks laterBut I think most characters don't show up in the threads I blame that due to us not having the character list up I used to just look at that and decide which character I'm going to pick to draw or rolled but now it's just whatever first comes to my mind which is usually my character since they're my brain babies so they're closest to my mind
Last Chance for Asimov Voice Requests, gonna be resting my voice for the rest of the day in a little bit
>>820985woman in a gray fullbody costume. kind of like how people used to dress as slenderman back in the day. except without the fancy suitno one knows what's under the costume or how it looks like. it kind of acts like a second skin actually now that i think about it
>>820985I am an entity, that all with a hole in place of my face and a floating compass inside that hole
I just realized Jonesy is the Dib of North Park
>>821110she tends not to fuck with people who haven't done anything to her out side of collateral advantage
"This Episode is Very Special."The entire episode is a parody of Very Special Episodes, the realism is some how cranked up.Characters now are dealing with drugs, domestic violence, racism, etc. Think of the episode as a huge PSA, the episode ends with someone pointing out that why everyone's being more serious, they all look around, shrug, and go back to business as usual.
I had always felt like a women so today, I am going to start transitioning to womenhood today. I will no longer be a male. Wish me good luck
>>821113this how you felt no wonder your such a bitch
episode curtains call for the maestroDani and Sabrina are captured by their long time Nemesis the maestro ( this is his first and only appearance) and he gets a call from his doctor telling him they found something the rest of the episode is the girls helping him through his fight against cancer only for him to die at the end and a funeral where everyone in North Park is there because he was a beloved member of the community
Episode Idea: Exchange StudentsAs part of an experiment, 4 kids from South Park & North Park swap for a day. The main 4 go to North Park and the main 3 + whoever (probably Posie) go to South Park.
>>821114sorry if I freaked out a little bit on the thread. I am going through a lot so I called myself a bitch. I might have some issues as a warning, I might have another freakout on the thread if I reply to myself again
>>821120It's ok, just do whatever you need to. You can take a break if you want
>>821120Is this about being becoming a Troon?
>>821120lol such a parasite
>>821124Don't be so hard on yourself
I guess parasite kid is here to stayhttps://voca.ro/1hD9OmqqubOi
>>821117FUCKING LMAO! There needs to be a Son of the Maestro episode where he had a long lost son and the two need to claim his body and give him a proper burial because he died trying to kill them.And if we really wanna milk the Maestro thing, every couple of seasons, we bring back some family member of the maestro.You know, I talk too much, maybe the one time is the only one needed.
Can the next thread be North Park Fart edition
>>821139No fuck off
>>821139Fuck off.
>>821136Not bad!>>821139Dude, you aren't wanted. Draw your own North Park fart stuff and post it to /co/ or something
>>820968for the mourning wood plot the final piece of the Frankenstein wife should be Sabrina's boobs he thinks she'll be perfect after getting that
episode the mystery of who gives a f***Dani and Sabrina are jokingly hired to find out who gives a fuck by lisa they soon uncover a Russian bot farm powered by literal trolls they use them to influence politics around the world a few Towns over Dani and Sabrina frees the trolls who rises up and violently kill their oppressors I do a lot more damage to random people outside of their facility probably wasn't the best idea to free the trolls
>>820497Chaz is the weakest character because he a latino but doesn't cant call anybody a Spic
>>821176He can call Curtis a spicAshley too
>>821176Asimov is the real weakest because he won't call anyone a clanker, because he's too polite to do that
>>820290>>820295>>820307Thanks you guys. Whew man, another year goes past and I don't regret spending a good amount of time here with you guys. It's not the people you choose, but the people you get and in my solid opinion, I'm pretty lucky to have gotten most of you guys here. `:^)
>>821177nah, he doesn't have the pass. Brazillians are Portuguese speakers, not Spanish
>>821178What a wuss
>>820497Leslie's stronger: can call others Gook, Cracker, and Hoser. She's looking to get her Native Slur card.
>>821183A2 would do it no sweat.>>821184Would Leslie even do that? I know she's a bit of a brat, but...
>>821185>Would Leslie even do that?Only if you really push her buttons, followed by punching, biting, and maybe an arson charge. Thankfully, this has barely happened at all.
>>821186Well, I won't screw with her, then. She's a kinda nice girl after allWait, barely means it already happened... to who? Neil?
>>821187Asimov via misunderstanding, she lit him on fire
>>821187Nah, Penny, she walked away with a broken nose, a black eye, and scratch marks across her arms.>>821188They both apologized afterwards, he was ok, other than a few scorch marks.
>>821189Well, Penny's a dick, so can't say she didn't deserve it.Also, Asimov is a good boi, but it's great they're on good terms.It's also Lil Steve's birthday, I think
>>821190Teeny Steeve
>>818653Huge ups for remembering her tail.
>>821184>>821186you forgot vampire slurs ( dont worry ula gave her the card she honestly did not know what she was talking about) which includes fanggots hemogoblins, iron breath, coldskins, and paleskins though she only uses it on one individual
so slur tierlist next thread?
>>821195I believe that's in order
>>821171LOL, that's brutal as fuck.>cute troll girl joins north parkI'll get on it soon.
>>821198Lisa already fufills the cute troll girl >but she's n-Don't care
>>821200Don't care.Making my own.
>>821201I don't care that you don't care
>>821202I don't care, that you don't care, that I don't care.
>>821200Lisa Stanky? I mean, I can think of a subset of people who'd be into her
>>821200>>821201>>821202>>821203I care, I care a lot!
>>821205I doubt you care.
>>821198Troll girl's deal will be that she loves sitting at her computer trolling the residents of North Park, however no one ever notices her trolling and no one knows she exists. Also, she has a podcast.
>>821213So like Lisa, but less well-known
>>821213deep cut reference
you got questions they've got answers https://voca.ro/1j9Lev6SMtog
>>821217How many times has Vanessa popped her cherry?
>>821217>no UlaNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY MIDGET VAMP WIFE
>>821217https://voca.ro/1965LIVQag8O
>>821217>>821220more guests for your pleasure https://voca.ro/1kSvaJT5Vgb6
>>820755>"MRS. BOOBEN"
>>821231Actually, she's more of a c cup...Her ass though...
He's a Thompson, Thompson, Thompson https://voca.ro/1cOhBLHr3HCS
>>821229Has Ula ever tried to Drink Asimov?
>>821217>>821229final update and last call https://voca.ro/11kvtOi4HVjg
I want to see Dan's honest reaction to this.
>>821254Danny is too tall in thisBut this makes me a happy slappy
>>821233You CAN'T tell me your char has some FATT JUICY CLAPPERS because I WILL become SEXUALLY OBSESSED.
>>821256If it weren't for the art style, your dick would get lost in there.
>>821257Yo, you need to stop it, man.I'm serious.That's like, my dream, dude.Let's all just take a step back and drink some ice cold cup water and nobody says anything they may regret.
>>821258Just imagine her flapjacks clapping...
>>821259It wouldn't take long for them to be drenched in syrup.Is all I'm saying, man..Either on 'em or between 'em, I don't care, I know my dick'd get lost in there but I DON'T FUCKING CARE, she'll know I was there.
>>821260The question is: would you be as good her dead husband?
>>821261I may be faster than Sonic.I may be less experienced than a squirrel has with a double-barrel shotgun.I may even be underestimating myself.But goddamn it, I will try my damndest to give her something to remember, you don't even know, man.Just because I cum, doesn't mean I'm done with her.
>>821254as requested https://voca.ro/1b7cLOSOdpGh
>>821262All I can say is good luck my man, you're going against a woman in her mid 30's-early 40's who's been yearning for love for 7 years.
>>821264And I'm 30 or 40 years old with all the sexual powers of a clown.First Leslie, now her mom.
>>821254>TCOAAL is updated recently >Immediate incest fanart Hmmmm
>>821254thats good shit man
>>821255Would you like one with Slappy and Drew? Hahaha.>>821263Yes Danny don't you appreciate art? But i want to hear your voice synth reaction before and after a little fact.How about these ones?
>>821268DrewAnon here, yeah give us one with Drew and Slappy you have my blessing DrewxSlappy is a ship I've loved for a while. - DrewAnonI'm DrewAnon btw.
>>821268I was thinking of one with Danny and his mother, but the mother only has 1 image reference and I'm not sure if it's even accurate. The father is nowhere to be seen.i simply guessed the eye color of Wendy and Danny, i have no idea what eye color they were supposed to have.
>>821270Their eye color is correct never got around to their father other than the fact that their charm is so powerful that they turn whores into Housewives but they like Trashy Women I couldn't really think of a character outside of that but didn't bother designing them.>>821268What you want his reaction that you would have drawn their mother with them or The two pictures?
>>821271Both, both is good, but especially the reaction to Carrie fucking her own son, I mean Dan's reaction to it.
Well, that's one way to end a thread. Can't say I'm disappointed, as Wincest is always a pleasure.
>>821274The thread isn't over yet
>>821275Not over, but certainly reached bump and image limit
>>821275>>821276Just use cat box and imgur.com and post links
>>821268>>821270>>821254Just wondering if you're new here or a character anon
>>821267You're not Dananon.>>821274Thread is over depending on you, sir.>>821278Who am i you ask? i want to hear your reaction before and after a little fact about who i am: https://files.catbox.moe/hy1hr0.png oh and fuck you know who "Voldermort" if you still think I'm him. I was thinking of drawing one for him too about incest, but if he's not here then forget about it.>>821269SlappyDrewanon you're one sick puppy you know that? one really really sick clown. What do you have to say to me now?
>>821279You are one mysterious autist, Flynnfag. Tell us your motives.
>>821279I've been a sick clown since day one and have left a few breadcrumbs to imply DrewxSlappy or at least to make them uncomfortably close."Uncle Slappy OUR bath is ready."
>>821281Disgusting uncle fucker
>>821279oh no I hate porn of my characters I'm so angryhttps://voca.ro/153VFXfhbfsE
>>821279Cranky cause no one on /co/ giving attention like the whore you are, aren't you?
>>821283Man I don't know what I would do if someone just kept drawing porn of my characters it'll make me go crazy I'd have to leave the threads over it
>>821284Yeah dude Killed The Comfy threads no one even post on them anymore because of himListen I'm willing to let bygones be bygones if you just stop being a such a faggot dude and keep north park contained in the North Park threads
>>821279The invitation is still up in the air, Flynn. Just draw something, cat box it and we'll be willing to put this bad blood behind us.
>>821254>>821268>>821270Yeah I'm pretty sure these are AI generated you can tell by the last one how long that torso is
>>821265Eve's asshttps://files.catbox.moe/ey26ia.png
>>821268Of course what should i expect from people who schlick and get hard from abuse art for example Zachary. Sex apparently is a compliment even if it's their own mother.I was thinking of drawing another family doing some incest, but if even the prudest anons reaction is "Lol good job, my girl looks amazing riding their futamommy or daddy's cock" then i give up on life. I can't jack off to this. It just makes me feel silly.I don't know what to make of you people. The 1 thing artists should be bothered by is porn of their own characters, especially family characters. It's what cartoonists keep yelling to their fanbases to stop doing.On one hand you sucking my Flynn cringe cock is a positive emotion on the other hand it's not the reaction i expected.>>821291You GUYS ARE FREAKS. How can you jack off to this?!
>>821292come on max we know it's you Dawg do you think people here have room temperature IQ
>>821292Sir/ma'am/whatever, this is 4chan, not fucking twitter.
>>821292Also that's AI generated art
>>821292I'm Flynnfag. Fuck South Park, fuck North Park, fuck that 1 anon too in particular for pretending to be me, fuck Dan in particular, fuck Drew's inflatable balloon vagina ughghhh why god. Fuck heaven, fuck Hell. I'm done. I don't even want to post North Park on Twitter anymore. Oh yes that almost happened. https://files.catbox.moe/1r2ypu.pngI will never post about North Park ever again... i lost to degenerates enjoying incest. How could this happen to me. If that lunatic is just as insane as you lot then he's probably jacking off to the worm art. Where are you? I was ready to make porn of you fucking your own daughters so you can vomit at it you sick fuck, but not if you enjoy it and jack off to it you sick fuck, how can you enjoy this?>>821280I don't even know anymore with you people. Leave a request list or something and bait me with i'd totally get angry if you draw me fucking my own father, Flynnfag, totally.>>821287no no I know when I'm done. if i ever make art again then i will post it here anonymously. nothing bothers you people.>>821285God fucking damnit you people are sick. You'd fuck your own fathers and your own sons.>>821288Actually just to make you feel stupid. Yes Dan it's AI art for a bunch of references that no AI can understand. i'm sure the AI would have understood to draw sketches, pointy noses, that exact hairstyle, those exact clothes. Now shut up and jack off to it while i'm staring at you, you little shit. Cumtribute it to make me go insane why don't you.Peace out. /cringe
>>821296OK then fuck off max
>>821296Thanks for the incest, I guess . You can leave your art at the door, thanks.
>>821296>Inflatable balloon vaginahttps://files.catbox.moe/r2xlr9.mp4Fake fan, big nigger.Die.
>>821298And let me guess Max is going to come back from a break just as "the troll" leaves fuck off yeah I'm not buying this shit
>>821296I mean I was literally able to make AI redraw my characters multiple times even in new poses based on my art it's not that hard
Wow, it's as if your attempts to "help" us was actually attempts to hurt or kill us
>>821297>>821301That art being AI is about as true as me being Maxfag, but whatever fight each other. Let him be a scapegoat and get told to fuck off, it only makes me laugh harder. I don't want to hear his goddamn name and he better not take credit for what I drew.Fuck off, Dan. I'm not him, fuck Maxfag and fuck you for giving him credit, the name is Flynn. Do the one thing that would bother him, see if I care. Unless I'm imagining things and he's that much of a sick fuck like you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCg07snNhyw>>821302You can't replicate that pointy nose. It's impossible. If you do i'll snap my pen.Do it, faggot.
>>821304>I'm not Max proceeds to act like Max what do did mean by this?
>>821304Peace out. You better not fucking give credit to yourself, Dan.Dan if you create NSFW AI art that keeps every autistic detail like hats, eye color, pointy noses then I'll kill myself and stop posting North Park. Good deal?AI art is censored to hell and back, no way you can make that.Bye.
>>821306https://files.catbox.moe/67wlit.png stop moving the goal post here is an anime style Danny and a different pose with a pointy nose and this is from one image as a reference
>>821306You know what you want to how to prove this post a time lapse
>>821306Not Danny anon but here the test. Post your computer screen with a camera from your phone, feel free to show different layers. and have a sticky note from the date and /npg/. This will confirm you are the artist if you can do that. There, I think that is fair
>>821309time ticking, tick tick tick. are you gonna post proof or what. It not a hard thing to do
Working on something that may be finished by tonight.
https://voca.ro/1eigbGN6DFpqMany of you don't know this, but back in the 70s Stan was friends with Curtis Mayfield, and Curtis let him do a parody of 'Pusherman' not as graceful as Curtis, but what do you expect from a pothead that's a Fabulous Furry Freak Bros./Cheech and Chong ripoff?
>>821308>>821309>>821310I knew it
Updated Evelene's design/ref sheethttps://imgur.com/a/jKhamgU
>>821292>people who schlick and get hard from abuse art for example Zacharykek is this a jab at me because i'm not offended i unironically want him to rough me up and bash my skull open. can't even say i want him to rape me because if i enjoy it then it isn't rapebut i am probably one of the most fucked up individuals here, i'm just good at hiding my power level outside of horny textposts i throw in the voidi'm almost untouchable
first round of questions question 1 Jonesy why are robophobic https://voca.ro/1dcsFVmvw6roquestion 2 hobbies https://voca.ro/1bg6BeeTjtKRhttps://voca.ro/1jK4dUo1aAeZhttps://voca.ro/1otWCa6pZBdfhttps://voca.ro/1e9RN6TPUaGJ
>>821338oh yeah the question listhere are the questions if anyone wants to join in and answer them in character as well Q Jonesy why are you robophobic? from anonimovQ do you guys have any surprising hobbies? Q How would Jonesy react to finding out that Asimov really doesn't have any ulterior motives and just wants to be everyone's friend? from anonimovanonQ How many times has Vanessa popped her cherry? from anonQ hey Wendy why did you choose a maid is it like a fetish? anonQ has Ula ever tried to eat Asimov from anon Q Vera do you have any regrets? from pinballwizlezQ if you could take a book with you to a desert island what would it be? from wheels of chariotQ what are your thoughts on Dr toads? from hophop ninja 2Q Jonesy why don't you have friends? from totally not a vampire 33Q A portal opens and past-you climbs out. What’s the first argument you have? from Atticus Q If the universe glitched for ten seconds and you got to see the code, what was the most alarming line? from No brainer jumper 99Q Which animal do you think secretly hates you, and what started this feud? from Cindy Q If a wizard cursed you to argue with your own reflection once a week, what would be the topic today?” form sleep kid Q You’ve been hired to teach a class you know nothing about. What’s your opening sentence? form hot pussycat teachQ What’s the most suspicious item in your pocket right now and why do you have it?” from law enforcer 704Q If someone wrote a biography about you but got one major detail hilariously wrong, what would it be?” from wheels of chariot
I'll be honest guys I think we have another week left before the thread dies
>>821342So what should we do with all this time on our hands?
>>821342ughI wish the OP just had access to a Kill Thread button
>>821343I say we have a Lord of the flies type episode where all the kids get stuck on an island>Asimov, head impaled on a stick: Why is it always me?
>>821346LolZach would totally be JackWho's gonna be Piggy
>>821347I'd say CK but we know that when CK locks in he can get really scary
>>821343probably get a through a question or two per day in the q&a till I run out of credits probably draw a thing or two probably post my kinda npg related my novel idea I'm never going to do finish the cheerleader request I think I just got Vanessa left to do
>>821343Of course just when I finally have my time back shit goes wrong... Pfft, don't worry I got this--ALSO IF YOU ARE READYING THIS YOU HAVE UNTIL 12:00AM EST TO GIVE YOUR CONGRATULATIONS DELIVERY, THIS IS (YOU)R LAST CHANCE SO DO IT! DO IT NOW!
>>820924>Deadline is dec 2ndhttps://voca.ro/15LOqKLmRbLmgood thing I got it in timeRobertAtticusElmerNolanin orderI know it not the best but fuck it, I dont have all the energy for it
Okay, Hina-chan and Yuri-chan of the Maid Cafe have official names now, with those two being work names.Off work when they're dating Yashu they go by their real names Alejandra and Valentina Hernandez.Valentina is a JRPG fan, Alejandra likes to watch TV, and the two are huge weebs.
>>821364Also, None of the main Maid Cafe girls are actually Japanese
>>821365Only one of them is Asian, but isn't East Asian.
Episode Idea: The introduction of Wren's Ronin Bird BoysAny synopsis ideas?
>>821368who's Wren and what the ronin bird boys?
>>821369They are like Alvin and the Chipmunks
>>821369It is a non binary teacher who happens to be genius with genetic modification. she or he had been posted in past threads. basically the bird counterpart
>>821369Underdeveloped is what they are
>>820924https://voca.ro/17Zqf7Kp8SSjLast batchNancy, Angela, River, Miner, chariot and Jeremy
stake out pointDani and Sabrina are sticking out a suspect and soon discover that they're being watched but someone is watching the person who's watching them and someone is watching that person they want to see how deep this Rabbit Hole goesWhat I got so far The suspect < Danny and Sabrina Danny and Wendy < the cat ninjas < the Frog ninjas< doctor toads< Dr cates < Dr dogman < the dog boy Samurai< the bird boys < CCP agents < anti Danny and Wendy > nbn Jonesy > Rhobhert > literal God> the time cops > Vanessa> Cassandra> time traveler> the vamp kids> Vanessa again the first one was a decoy> Vera the one Vanessa watching is also a decoy
>>821377*Dani and Sabrina
>>821377But who was really behind it all was really old man Jenkins the original suspect they was following and he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for all these damn peeping toms
episode time bloopers the 3rd graders girls wakes up to find themselves stuck in a groundhog day time Loop and when they finally work up the courage to do fucked up shit it immediately ends in their lives ruined so there's only one thing to do go back in time and prevent yesterday from ever happening the end is revealed that they are the reason they were stuck in the time Loop in the first place this whole episode was just a massive time Loop
>>821380The Houben girl MOONED me.........
>>821382Probably deserved it.
>>821338q3 How would Jonesy react to finding out that Asimov really doesn't have any ulterior motives and just wants to be everyone's friend? from asimovanonhttps://voca.ro/12ZDCZgjoyMF
Sabrina has a hippie mother who's mostly absent.This is why she does mysteries to occupy herself from the lonelyness of an empty home inherited from her grandfather.
>>821408>If Asimov is a good person he should kill himselfJonesy remaining worst girl
>>821411I'm sorry literal fed asset robot fans
>>821409so many absentee hippie parents
>>821412Ask yourself how many supernatural creatures has Asimov doomed to be locked in a container for the rest of Eternity simply because he knows about them? how much is danger is the Iris family in every time they see him? ask yourself how long will it be until nightmare guy is bagged by the CCP because asimov has alerted them to his existence simply by interacting with them? Ask yourself how many raids the Thompsons fight off on their chateau simply because Asimov visited them? What will Asimov do when Drew is the target once her Eldritch nature is revealed? Deactivation is the only option or you know just ask Jonesy to take you off the system and tell everyone the one that's on the system is a Fed don't tell him anything I was going to have Jonesy say this but I kind of ran out of time had to get ready for work
>>821413Yeah, time to for me to write her canon.It's not even a good house, it's a one story like Kenny's.
>>821414Nobody's perfect.
>>821416I literally am.
>>821417Melville...
>>821414episode Jonesy and the last unicorn Back when Jonesy was younger she got seriously hurt and a unicorn came from from the forest and healed her woundsSince then after Asimov arrived the CCP has used him to spot them hunt them down use their horns for medicine for the extremely wealthy to extend their life in exchange for generous donations to Commander Payne he believed they hunted them all to Extinction which is a shame since he didn't keep any medicine for himself so he keeps Maria on the lookout for another oneJonesy just so happens to cross paths with The Last Unicorn in North Park he asked her to keep him hidden from Asimov find a portal to another Realm. Jonesy enlists TT for helpBy the end asimov did spot him the CCP did manage to kill the unicorn but he gave Jonesy his horn she plans to use for a later date cut to the far future TT (who didn't travel back by this point) gets shot by one of the death drones is going to die so they leave her for dead she managed to find the horn and is healed her one act of genuine kindness saved her in the future her past
>>821419Woah, tragic
Cancelling the EVA project because I heard the word 'Congratulations' so much I'm fed up.
>>821421Congratulations.
>>821414Maybe find a different solution than him pretty much killing himself?Hell, Jonesy can't just alter the spy parts of him to give false info?
>>821421Congrats chucklenuts
>>821419>TT would be dead if it wasn't for Asimov
>>821425I mean she's in the situation in the first because of him
>>821427she wouldn't exist in the first place if it wasn't for him, since her future only exists thanks to AP happening
>>821428alty exist and she's a version of her so probably not
>>821429She's still a fundamentally different person
>>821430Though they're genetically the same
>>821423One she thinks he's in on ittwo she did she put them in that indestructible baby robot doll in that one episode which he was so ungrateful for
>>821432Now you're just being ostentatious
>>821433How was that being pretentious?
>>821434Damn it, I mean Obstinate
>>821409Dani on some level relates to this she feels lonely like she's a redundancy in her family friend groups so everyone forgets about her since well she just danny(1) so I can see her joining the detective club to get some uniqueness and hey danny isn't friends with Sabrina so she doesn't feel like a redundancy there
a few episode ideas I had episode Ms Jonesy Jonesy starts using youtube brain rot preschool garbage to influence the minds of the youths to hate her enemies she targets Robert, Nancy, Vera, Danny, Wendy, Maria and Asimov soon all the babies toddlers and little kids around town are bullying them b plot Angela bought into the propaganda and now her good luck is turned against her siblingsepisode Simon says after some kid watch Die Hard 3 he forces Dani and Sabrina to play along or if they don't there will be and explosive paint pranks across the school and it's picture day the girls must find out who this kid is and stop him before he ruins picture day the twist is this was a distraction by the Germans so these two super sleuths will be occupied when they raid vera blackmail vault hidden within the walls of the school she has some incriminating evidence on various members of the German governmentonce they destroy the blackmail they can finally do what they were born to do and start World War 3it wasn't even picture day they just showed up there with a camera and everyone thought they forgot that it was picture dayepisode nightmare! nightmare! nightmare! Dani and Sabrina get trapped in a cabin on the cheatu property while Nightmares (the evil version of unicorns) tries to get in and hunt them down since their population exploded since recent extention of the unicorn. b plot Vanessa helstad mowing down the nightmares since she's not fighting any established character she actually gets to be badass
After countless phonecalls and streetracing attempts on my life in the few short hours I cancelled the project, I've decided you people won't leave good enough alone, so here it is!You animals, you'll get what you deserve!https://files.catbox.moe/8d6lku.mp3
>>821445>youtube brain rotJonesy, I thought you had standards!
>>821453Hey she just following the algorithm blame the parents for letting the iPad raise their kids
>>821457Sounds like something Jonesy would say...She's not wrong, tho
>>821445Things quickly start to turn violent and then eventually a full blown preschool Riot happens and Jonesy realizes things got out of hand quickly you have to teach these children nonviolence and forgivenessJonesy has to publicly hug and forgive her enemies but when she's hug me she whisper mean things in their ears
>>821461Wait, how would she hug them? Isn't she a ghost?
>>821463 she's tangible when she's out of the internet
>>821463no, she's a zombie/mummy/reanimated corpse
>>821465She's a ghost you lost Chaz
>>821463>>821465>>821466She's technically a spirit, since she has physicality, same with Les
>>821464>>821467Oh, well that makes sense. She looks huggable, after all
Amanda got a present for youhttps://files.catbox.moe/5041jv.jpg
>>821470can I return it for store credit
Danny lost a bethttps://imgur.com/a/VSYmIE9
>>821470AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGER.
list thing that are deemed illegal by chuck now
>>821475Being taller than 4'
>>821475being bisexual you must pick one or the other
>>821475Skinny Women
Q 4 How many times has Vanessa popped her cherry? from anon had to censor this one a bit but I think it works for her characterhttps://voca.ro/16747dgZHCak
>>821485I imagine Vanessa body transfers took place in 1930 then 1960 then the 90s ( current) he usually take bodies that are in their mid to late teens to early twenties and leaves them around the 40s giving him about 25ish years of experience in that body his Vanessa Incarnation was a bit of a detour from his usual MO due to him trying to seduce Vera
>>821488*1930's 1960's
episode JPN After age verification is forced upon the nation people around North Park realizes that Jonesy can skirt around them pretty easily so she starts business and gaining considerable Social clout her one rule if you want her help stop associating with Asimov, Vera and Robert overnight the three become ostracized since everyone wants to use the internet unencumbered
>>821491How does this end up blowing up in her face?Because this seems like a plot setup where her doing this comes around to bite her in the ass
>>821492>>821491Or shit I forgot to add that part Elmer is tracking down whoever The Mastermind is that's getting all these kids and adults to break the law after the three ostracized kids give her one last chance to stop and she refuses Vera just leads Elmer to her he was never going to find her on his own she gets arrested and is facing serious time and Vera once again comes to her this time with her agreement give her half her earnings from jpn and stop the ostracization and should I only get her out of this but she'll cover her tracks for her she gets to keep her popularity but now she's working directly under Vera a position she doesn't want to be in
>>821493*This time with the less than desirable agreement for Jonesy
>>821493>>821494Also a name change from jpn to VPN it's part of the agreement because she's Petty like that
Here's some episode ideas."Stock Girls"Dani and Sabrina decide that solving mysteries isn't making enough money as they thought (despite owning the literal Holy Grail, and such other mystical objects) so they get jobs at the local Super Market, it's as dull as you think it is."Weekend at The Swanson's"Double Dee Mystery Agency wants to have a sleepover, but Sabrina's too scared to let Dani over, eventually she does and Penny, Sabrina's older sister fucking ruins it, which makes something snap in Sabrina, she begins to ruthlessly prank her sister, marbles on the stairs, throwing a toaster into the tub while she bathes (Unplugged), and Dani is just horrified.Soon the episode shifts into a psychological horror where Dani thinks she's next."Penny Breaks The Perkele"Exactly what it says on the tin, Penny uses the family Perkele with her rowdy gang of friends and destroys it.Sabrina is distraught by this, as it's where her and Dani go to unwind after a good mystery."Set to Stun"Sabrina uses an alien raygun to stun Penny just for the weekend, and leave her in the attic so she has some peace of mind.Turns out you stay conscious when stunned."Wrestlemania"Principal Kiddy hires the girls to find an old mask of his, and they have to rob a museum to get it back."Land of the Lost"The girls get lost after their GAP fiasco in the mall parking lot uncovering a society of lost people who've made a life for themselves."Girls Just Wanna Have Buns"Sabrina really wants Dani to try out these great buns, but when the local bakery that sells them is foreclosed, Dani finds out there one two towns over.Normal kid adventure."Pet Detectives"Several clients around town hire the girls to find their missing pets, their first lead? A gorilla named 'Marbles' at the zoo."Robert Gets Robbed"Robert gets robbed, he doesn't even realize it until a week later, a mime burglary ring is uncovered and North Park will never be the same.
EpisodeOutlaw child starPenny and Dani uncovers a secret a child saw from the 1930s might actually have been an outlaw in the late 19th century they discover that both of them are actually just in fact Vera
>>821497Damn Vera and her tricks.
If North Park ever had a video game, they should make it so canonically, the New Kid from TFBW and SOT came from North Park initially
>>821500"It's about time you showed up!">some characters are just outright skittish
Asimov gets sent to the past and ends up in a museum, where he's discovered and reactivated by the current day Asimov, but this much older Asimov has become jaded and has lost his love for life after living for a really long time, even managing to do things like fall in love and such, only to outlast everyone he's formed a connection with.Episode ends with oldsimov deciding to shut himself down permanently, pretty much killing himself, in spite of Asimov trying to help him regain his love of life.
>>821501They'd have a reason to be. The New Kid's parents had to run from the government & the New Kid has reality-bending braps
>>821502Jonesy's having a fucking party after hearing the news
>>821497They soon discover that she's willing to kill to keep this secret hidden ( her basically being this universe's Shirley Temple not the outlaw thing)
>>821504Until she hears that current day Asimov is still alive
episode Dani and Sabrina finds the Holy GrailRight off the bat at the beginning of the episode they are in the chamber at the end of Indiana Jones the Last Crusade with the old knight guard and the Holy Grail turns out he's actually the vampire societie's roommate both sides mutually hate each other so very spoils which one is the real Grail to the girls and the rest of the episode is realistic argument between roommates that clearly don't get along and get on each other's nervesDani and Sabrina don't evem talk for like 15 minutes.
too many dani and sabrina episodes IMO
>>821507*knight guarding and so Vera
>>821508there's not enough I say
>>821508Look man, it's either Dani and Sabrina, or Danny episodes.OR ALTERNATIVELY Beansy episodes.OR ALTERNATIVELY ALTERNATIVELY DrewAnon episodes.Nobody wants the last one, it'd be disgusting.
Episode idea:C'mon down to North ParkJerry, Chaz and Mandy somehow get brought to South Park in the state of its current season. The entire episode is just 22 minutes of saying South Park sucks and North Park is better because the people making don't have TDS.Also, Lydia and Kyle bang eachother, so Kyle has a girlfriend now.
>>821510we get that they're your current autistic fixation and we don't mind, we're all autists here to some degree, but try to hold yourself back a little.
>>821513you do know he's not the only one right, it's the one freak who's doing the other episodes too
"Brapology"North Park is overcome with the poots, a small autistic child shows up and smells the stink so hard he dies.
>>821513I'm sorry the writer chooses to write what they want to write and not the committee consensus make the Main 3 interesting if you want me to write themepisode Sabrina monkey didn't kill himself after the death of Sabrina's murderous pug at the hands of cringe kid Dani takes her to the pet shop to get a new pet to cheer her up she chooses a monkey they soon discovered this monkey is The Reincarnation of Jeffrey Epstein and instead of returning it they decide to coax The Client List out of him somehow Asimov catches wind of this now all the rich and powerful people are sending assassins to keep that monkey's mouth shut
>>821515We should make a character like Cripplefucker for the brapfag.Also, all the poots would happen offscreen without any sounds. It's only implied.
>>821516I'm really not getting the appeal of the two other than you wanting them to jam clams
>>821518Literally absolutely none of their stories revolve around that
Episode Idea: My Hero ElementarySammy watched My Hero Academia and pretends he's a character from it. He comes up with special moves for himself.He beats up Penny, who claims her grossness is her quirk
>>821517HAH! Alright.. LEt's workshop this, I'm 100% up for this.I love the idea of this character being off screen like."Oh, that's a big one." no sound nothing.>>821518>I'm not seeing the appeal of the two other than you wanting them to jam clamsOh, I guess that should be an episode, soon huh?
"Fucked In An Alley"Cripplefucker finds out the local hospital just dumps their used equipment out in the back for anyone who needs it, can grab it.Soon he makes his own little altar to Cripples in Hansel's alley without knowing.Hansel feels the woes of gentrification.
>>821521Yeah, the entire episode is explicitly anti brapfag material, basically giving them nothing to work with. They end up dying and literally no one cares.They end up in Hell and Blenny revives him (assuming he can revive people who died), so they cycle between Hell and Earth, never truly dying or living.
>>821519Also come on Drewanon is actually writing his character again and seems to be enthusiastic about herHell up until this point Sabrina had just been cringe kids girlfriend then Danny /dani hater now she is an actual character with her own agency also I can say the same for Dani
>>821519Yeah but the only reason you're so interested in them is that you ship them.
>>821523>Has big farts only they can perceiveI imagine this character is she to blueball him even worse.Imagine her farts don't even have smell and everyone thinks she's weird for talking about her non-existent farts.
>>821526That's not a bad idea! And then he get shunned for being a creep since no one else can notice them.Chaz is silent, given he regularly collects panties
>>821512>They take a field trip to South Park>Find that everything is fucked since Trump is president>SP kids find the North Park kids deal with supernatural, absurdist stuff.>While it's dangerous, the South Park kids think suffering from that is better than South Park itself.>They move to North Park, with a not-so-subtle jab at South Park itself
>>821525Now I know this is you Asimovanon but honestly I think the episodes fueled the ship for me and not the other way around at first I was like yeah then you can go either way with it either of them but after I started making the episodes the OTP formedis ck a double dee detectives hater in universe
>>821527>Not Chaz AND CripplefuckerWait, no Cripplefucker's literally proud of it.He's a freak for real.>Gets executed by the town because she will say 'Uh-oh stinky!' when walking up to someone, but it's off-screen and whoever she's besides her raises a brow, confused.>"I gotta go...">"Oh was my stinky farties too much???">".....Sure."
>>821530What if Crip killed Brapfag? Basically saying "There can be only one" (two with Chaz, but my point still stands)
>>821531crip ummm the fucker Society
>>821532So you're saying all the horny caricatures have an entire group to themselves?Chaz is an actual character, so he's not in it
>Cute girls going on cute adventures is badFine, I'll try to come up with other synopses."Riches to Rags"Hansel strikes it rich with a lottery ticket Gretel finds, the two cash in and build a mansion in the alley they live in."Don't need a Crutch"Georgina loses one of her crutches and has to actually be nice to find it.Cripplefucker has a new girlfriend who's sticc."Blame Canada!"With the influx of Canadians in South Park, halfies count, of course they do.Segregation strikes in North Park, anyone even perceived as Canadian is deemed to go to 'Mapletown'.This episode does not get resolved, and Maple Town is a permanent fixture of the town."Angela's Land Berries"Angela grows a berry patch."Clown On Me"Drew, Asimov and Beansy go to find a dead body in the woods, it turns out to be Slappy passed out from a party."Canada Fever"A pervert goes around creepshotting canadians to fuel his perverse fetish."Bundle of Joy"Bundle decides to find herself a husband yet again, she goes after a few married men, not quite understanding the concept that she can't just snatch another man's husband."Dukes of Hazard"Blenny and Asimov team up to start making videos to post online, but in reality Blenny just keeps trying to Killsimov Asimov.Ada has a panty shot in this episode."Bald's Well That Ends Well"Baldy decides to retire, but for real.Gency tries to get him out of retirement.
>>821534>Mapletown is permanentNoice! I like itAlso, does Blenny's curse apply if he indirectly kills someone?
>>821529>is ck a double dee detectives hater in universenoNo, why would he be?My dislike of the ship has nothing to do with CK's character, and it would be OOC for him to hate them, since there are few characters that CK actually hates
>>821520Sammy getting physical? Did someone put something in his food that day?
>>821522Like this one.
>>821524I always liked Dani, so I'm fine with this development. In fact, I'm excited to see where it goes.
>>821537IDK, maybe he wanted to be like Midoriya. He saw one of his friends being bullied and tried imitating him.Maybe Penny isn't beaten up, but she just tells him to stop and he considers it a win
>>821533Chaz isn't in it because having an adult woman fetish is normie as hell/not really publicly shame worthy and the fucker society only accepts the more autistic fetishes + turtle fucker who's being held against his will
>>821541Ah, makes senseI imagine the society headquarters is only mentioned and never shown onscreen. Because no one deserves to see that shit
>>820092AP's being based on a Robolx character is funny to me
I was in my car driving 60 on the highway, I look out and see the car in front of me has "North Park" written on it's bumper and my inner sleeper agent activated, pulled out my phone and tried to get a picture, but then I realized how stupid that was, so I drove away. I like to think about the alternative universe where I risked my life to impress the 10 people still here cause I recognized something that would only make sense to us. Imagine I died...
Yashu dating the Twin Maids is now hard canon.
>>821516a few joke ideas for the episode Dani telling Sabrina that something wrong with her money Sabrina not sure what they mean she list a few things only for Sabrina to say those might not be that weird only for her to Dani to say her pet monkey has been dry humping the back of Dorothy's head for five minutes the end is after they managed to defend the monkey from the assassins while it writes the list they come back to the room they were hiding it in only for them to enter it to found it hung dead though it did manage to write the list but it accidentally catches on fire after Dani put it too close to a candle everyone I'd disappointed in Dani while she apologizes over the credits the B plot is the main Trio realizing that they haven't done anything interesting in a little while and they try to force an adventure to happen but nothing out of the ordinary is happens
>>821547Hanselanon could do the funniest thing right now
>>821548lol, i'm imagining J. Apestien is using a typewriter to write the list. throw in a hamlet j
>>821535I dunno, let's just say yes, because if you're his target it "counts" if he kills you or not solely because you were his target.
>>821545Funny>>821551What if Blenny got someone else to kill for him?
>>821552If it's by brainwashing, then it counts. if it's by him puppeting your body, it also countsif he just tells you to and you feel like doing it just because, then it doesn't count, as you're most likely a sociopath who would have killed anyway.
>>821552I dunno dude, feels like it could go that way.>>821545>He didn't risk his life for a jokeDumbass.
>>821553So he has to do supernatural bs to get around that loophole?
episode drew done it drew is framed for some minor 4th grade infraction and is now the social pariah of the day and Asimov hires Dani and Sabrina to clear their name and the two uncovers a conspiracy that could topple city hall episode Dani get your guns Dani found out she inherits the Thompson family antique gun collection when her grandparents die and just a quickly they are stolen by famous wild west outlaws who want to use it to kill the person that killed all of them who happens to still be in this town.... its vera. now Dani and Sabrina have to stop playing detective and start playing cowboys to send these ghost back to hell and get her guns back
"Premature Evacuation"Gency-focused episode where he gets a false nuke warning, and evacuates the whole town into a Bunker, but there's no room left for him.Gency goes a little crazy without laws to enforce or fires to put out, or injured people to save.He uses mannequins and dolls to make his own town."Fast Times at North Park Elementary"Dani and Sabrina need to pull an all-nighter for a test, the two start drinking coffee, and now time's slowed down, while they're moving at a regular pace.
>>821583Gency LARPing as different civilians in trouble and saving them from "accidents" and c"rimes" of his making. It's so very patriotic.
>>821583Danny watching the two: he scuffs amateurs while he drinks his first of 3 big gulps worth of coffee
Yashu gets blackmailed by Melville who managed to find out he was dating the twins and uses it as an excuse to treat Yashu like shit.It's an episode leading up to Melville somehow accidentally destroying the evidence or Yashu deciding that keeping the relationship secret isn't worth it and just beating the shit out of him.
>>821588>Leslie:"YEAHHH! BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM!!!"
"Melville's Fat Spicy Wiener"Welp, it's finally time, Melville gets pantsed at the pool exposing his MASSIVE 9 inch WRIST-THICK DONG.However, nobody treats him differently, in fact everyone just treats him wurst.
Episode do you know your ABCsDani and Sabrina discovers that the ABCs are out of order and there's a ancient conspiracy keeping the people from discovering the true order because there's a hidden power to it the two become obsessed with finding the true order to the point that it completely ruined their lives of them spending decades trying every different order until they're elderly they find the right order and it's apparently a butterfly effect like time travel code and they use it to go back to stop themselves from ever trying to find the right orderDungeon crawling because we're brokeThe Thompson pack Danny, Dani, Wendy, Lori spent all there allowance but want to go watch a to the movies so they take one of their families maps from the room full of treasure maps to a dungeon where there's a dragon that has a hoard of gold and the whole episode is them dungeon crawling just to get like 20 bucks
Episode "Dew It"Everyone's favorite relevant character Dew Honeydew wants to do something, but no one knows what it is... except Mute, who's trying to stop her.
>>821591>9 inchread the wiki you foolMelville thing is 33 inches long
>>821595How does he not trip over himself every step?
>>821596It telescopes.
>>821596who would win in a sword fightDanny's nose or Melville's cock
>>821598Sidney's neo monster [REDACTED]
>>821594isn't Dew a boy?
>>821601She is?
>>821601>>821602Dew's a girl when we fuck.
>>821602>https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_Wiki>>821603Not according to the wiki he's not
>>821598danny's nose pressed up against melville's cock...
North park babies It's everyone's favorite show North Park ....babies? where they go on baby adventures at first we just led to think this is a weird else World thing where everyone was always babies at the same time but no brainer Jonesy comes in and finds out that they used to be normal and then something happened and now everyone is a baby exept Maria and now along with her Army of asinanny she rules this world with an iron grip. nbn Jones takes this universe's Vera with her so that they may take the device that's keeping everyone in Perpetual infancy with her for her job at a multiversal pawn shop
>>821606What's the age range?
>>821608A couple months to 2 years
>>821606Baby Lesliehttps://imgur.com/a/rHmNSTD
>>821606Baby Dimension misconceptionhttps://files.catbox.moe/xb77rl.png
>>821610May I?
>>821614May you what?Choose your words carefully.
>>821616UOOOOOOOOOOOH.
>>821616what can she do to stop him?
>>821617Babies are where I draw the line.>>821618She's a biter, has a very solid rattle, and I'm pretty sure the asinannies have stun guns.
>>821619Why would they have weapons there's only babies here ( besides that one intruder that one time ) is Maria executing babies?
>>821619Fair, I will respect these boundaries.
>>821620also that time Thompson Tech from the antiverse raided them
Well.. What do we do now? Should I just.. Lie here?
>>821629I dunno
>Was thinking at one point to spend $2000 on fanfics, artwork, printed mugs, keychains, plushies, figurines of North Park that will only be enjoyed by myself and 9 other people.>My brain asks how are we going to make the money back from this investment?>I'm like ... investment?
>>821633fanfics are the best option here
>>821610Cute!>>821619Agreed. Fucking babies is gross>>821613Huh, scary
hey Wendy why did you choose a maid is it like a fetish? anonhttps://voca.ro/1o6BgoTbvIoJ
episode no kill rule Wendy's no kill rule get pushed to its limit when she keep letting this one demonlord live but his life gets even more fucked up every time she does this. he just keeps getting demoted until he becomes a succubus imp femboy to what was his lowest ranking solider in his army when he first Startedblenny looking nervous
>>821645Wendy is easily one of the least freaky characters in the cast, I knew the maid dress wasn't for lewd stuff.Anti-Wendy, on the other hand...
Episode Brian rot (reworking of a previous episode)After a lecture from Dr toads about all living organisms having electrical impulses Jonesy realizes she can influence people just as well as she can influence Electronics so she debuffs all her enemies intelligence to Ula levelVera Danny yashu Asimov Mac tonight Maria and Robert are dumb as rocks this episode
What if Max was a Velvet Room attendant? He already looks the part.
>>821649The town is in danger and she needs that specific skills to fix it but she tries to do it by herself at first
>>821651*their specific At the end of the episode Dr Toads he uses his memory wiping slug to remove the memory of his lecture and her having this ability
>>821649>>821651>Jonesy can control peopleThat's broken as hell. Surely, there's some drawback to this, otherwise she can just mind-control her way out of anything
>>821653She's mentally retarded, so she'll forget she can do that 90% of the time
>>821654Ah, kinda like Kaminari whenever he uses too much electricity
>>821653way ahead of you >>821652Toades just doesn't teach this lecture to her afterwards.Jonesy: wait wait wait so you're telling me all people have electrical impulses righttoades: why yesJonesy: so if someone was able to control electrical impulses they'd be able to control living things right?toades turns backwards towards the chalkboard to erase the diagram on the board: why yes it would be very easy for them but why would you bring a silly *realizes* turn back to see she's already gonetoades: looks like I'll have to prepare the memory eating slugsRandom student: what memory eating slugs?toades: exactly
>>821656Oh, alright. That makes sense.Toades reminds me of Tsuyu
Linus and Professor Chaos would make a great pair. Both he and Butters are wannabe edgelords (Linus more than Butters, though).Though I don't see Butters liking his whole goth thing
>>821656Episode Jonesy uncovers a conspiracy that the internet is censored specifically for her and when she breaks this censorship she learns that electromagnetism governs all Atomic bonds and she basically becomes a god. after couple of years go by of her doing god shit the world is a Utopia she didn't even mess with her enemies she was just actually doing good things refilling Earth's limited resources fixing climate change solving world hunger toppling dictators but after all that she gets depressed and bored of everything nothing's a challenge she realizes that she was the one who put the censorship in place because this has happened numerous times and she always gets depressed because of it so she once again hits the rest clock resetting everything back before she discovered this
>>821657Other than being frog people how are they anything alike?
>>821659What if Blenny tries ruining this utopia?>>821661Frog people. That's it.
>>821662racist
>>821662She would mess with his mind so he can't willingly or knowingly indirectly cause harm to people
>>821659Mind you this isn't even time travel she just physically changing matter and everyone's memories including her own to forget what happened. So unless you have a child during that time you just go back to being how you was and if you did then your memory is changed so you believe you were an adult at this time headcanon Jonesy's causing the sliding time line
>>821664And I assume Hansel's out of the picture, so Demon Hansel can't happen.And Project RHOBERT's from another universe, so unless he can universe hop, North Park's fucked>>821665So could she beat Project Rhobert?
>>821666Hansel's still there but he's never but never becomes him because everything is safe and he has food and Free HousingShe would mog Rhobhert
>>821667Surely there's some being who can counter this. Unless literal God steps in (assuming he's the same as South Park's God)
>>821668What why would he do that he wants a to retire you know how many billions of years he's been doing this without a break not even a vacation people will start praying to her and they can leave him alone you know how many movies he got on back log?
>>821669Ok, the idea of God wanting a break now that a 5th grader turned electric waifu- I mean ghost turned god took their place is pretty funny.Though, I wonder if one of Jonesy's utopias was ended by someone other than her
What if Wendy Testaburger and Wendy Thompson met eachother?
Ok, maybe in 1 of the previous utopias, Jonesy had someone publicly execute brapfag.She refuses to erase their memories because everyone hated them
What if God's the reason how Jonesy finds the conspiracy because he wants to retire again and got pissed when Jonesy reset everything because then he has to answer peoples' prayers
Who's the better God, Asimov Prime (forma de good boy) or Empress Joneesy
>>821675In terms of power, Jonesy. I don't know much of Asimov Prime's feats.In terms of morality, probably Prime
>>821659>>821665She's not taken very seriously as a goddess though she does take them up on that head Pat and candyhttps://files.catbox.moe/uqki6z.png>>821674yeah pretty much he keeps nudging her and to becoming a goddess again because she only stays that way for like a decade and that's pretty much like a 5-minute break to him he wants more time damn it
>>821675Blenny, the GOD and FUTURE RULER of HEAVEN, HELL, AND THE MORTAL REALM!!! BOW NOW, AND MAYBE YOUR ETERNAL TORTURE WILL BE LESSENED slightly. mwuahahaha
>>821675I mean if A2 is still in there then Jonesy if not probably AP since Jonesy leaves when bored enough
>>821678Bro, you can't even kill anyone without jumping through a bunch of hoops, no way I'm bowing to you.Unless he has plushies
>>821677Real talk, I would be a mix of both. I would praise her as a fucking god but also give her headpats
>>821677this happens to empress Jonesy all the timehttps://youtube.com/shorts/-pnu2CNRIMY?si=SrYXqI-a2QndvcrH
Comin' atcha with more Northie Parkies."Pusherman"Stan the Weed Man hires the Double Dee Mystery Agency to find him some good bud, or some wool.The girls are hesitant to find him a new friend and opt to chip in and buy him a sweater from goodwill."Penny For Your Thoughts"Penny joins the Double Dee Mystery Team, due to her friends being grounded, much to Dani's optimism and Sabrina's dismay.Sabrina tries her best to suppress anything exciting, making things extremely boring.When the two finally get a case, Penny has the time of her life, beating up drug dealers and smacking mafia bosses on the head.She's about to join, but then her friends text her they can play again.
>>821680You want plushies? I got plushies! I heard the sin of greed is very in these days, I can do that!! Here!! Order now and you can join my cult free of charge. https://files.catbox.moe/ow4p6h.png
>>821683I'll be high for the holidays Dani and Sabrina helps Weedo 9000 reconnect with his parents for Christmas they get him disowned
>>821684Alright, all hail Blenny!
>>821685weedo coming home https://youtu.be/U0_WztOyMQQ?si=NFQsKchOaESo-xp4
Episode celebrity chefChef's YouTube cooking tutorials go viral so he receives an offer from Hollywood to get a cooking show the only problem being him and his family would have to move from North Park the main Trio tries to sabotage the deal so Mandy doesn't move away
I have a new original oc named Drammy, he works at a haunted motel (not a hotel or a chateau) as a staff and wear blue, he can not see ghosts but he does see spirits/demons. he can talk to demons but not ghost. Drammy is my first OC.Drammy is a coward too
>>821691Should be Cyan if you want him to really be Danny's opposite
Monsieur Calamari Needs a BF
episode copaganda the double Dee detectives are accused of being cop propaganda by hippie and acab types and this bugs Sabrina ( her mommy issues are flaring up) who wants to prove they aren't pigsepisode Dr daycare after a new law pass all genetic experiments will be treated as their chronological age rather than their biological age meaning most of the hybrids are now kicked from school since they're too young to attend and Vera just so happened to open up a daycare for mutant hybrids
episode Robert is black yallafter the black students protest the new confederate history month begin celebrated the same month as black history month so they have to share Robert becomes an out spoken member of the students for it so Mandy with Vera's help plays a little prank gaslight Robert into thinking he's black and was adopted by the Iris family as Nancy twin they sent Nancy on a wild goose chase and Fredrich shape shifts into her to help sell the ruse no one helps him because nothing interesting has happened for a few days so this is their entertainment for the next couple of days once Robert is fully convinced he switches position on confederate history monthepisode radio ZZZ.5 Dani and Sabrina is asked to man a radio station the Thompsons own that only plays lullabies after the radio dj need to go to the hospital for an emergency surgery the two girls decades to liven up the station by playing literally anything else but this causes earthquakes around North Park apparently there's a sleepy baby elder god under town and if it wakes up all of humanity will end Vanessa and Vera who are both aware of its existence work together to tell the girls to put the lullabies back on before it wakes up
Goddamnit Flynnanon >>>/ic/7806714
>>821720Funny how much he's getting dunked on
>>821720Should we comment?
>>821723No. Don't give it the time of day. He'll try to samefag, but the thread will die faster
If Ashley had a Quirk, I'd call it Little SisterBy being within 12 feet of someone, she can use crappier version of their quirk.Kinda like Monoma, but crappier. Also, Ashley doesn't brag at another class every chance she gets
>>821720wow I sucked at art when I first started out Such an amazing troll no wonder Max never created his own OC He lacks creativity on a fundamental level
>>821727Cute!I'm not too versed in MHA, but I think I get the basic idea of it.
>>821731Thanks! Ashley's everyone's sister, so I wanted her quirk to reflect that. I didn't wanna give her All For One or anything like that.Know what, why not just give her Monoma's Quirk, but she calls it Big Sister just 'cuz
ASHLEY UOOOOOOOOOH
>>821714Mandy brakes and tells Robert after he becomes a militant Black Panther and start questioning her blackness he eventually calls her a half-froMandy: oh you think I'm not black let me tell you someone who is it black at allcuts to everyone panicking as sniper rounds being fired throughout North Park Elementary
Ck: *Mentions something offhand as cool*Melville, who's just going to give it to CK when he gets bored of it in five minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdf_19_FmxM
>Charlie
Im making next thread guys. I have something for it.
Max anon, rather or not you actually do the hell on what happened. Check Max's wiki comment section and talk through comments. it is the only way you can save your name at this point if not, then I will side with Danny anon completely
>>821743Who are you? Have you done it before?
>>821746yeah, it just I have the perfect op pic which is good timing for the thread
>>821746I forget to mention who, Robert anon specifically, if your an oldfag, you would known me for a while, I actually made this thread too as well, it just the timing for the next thread is perfect.
>>821733Bro, what?
I looked at the wiki and saw Linus being sat on by Penny....lucky bastard
episode Mandy goes to the Styx Mandy is sent to her mother's side in the rural south and she entirely out of her element it's just the opening of the Steve Martin movie the jerkepisode toades wild haunted ride doctor toads is determined to beat the Thompsons haunted house But how can he compete against a literal haunted Mansionepisode double dee detectives wacky Wuhan AdventureDani and Sabrina are hired by the Chinese government to debunk the lab leak covid conspiracy they end up helping some ancient mystical Chinese order keep back a bat demon that will unleash a second pandemic if it escapes
>>821666>mogcreator here, I want to clear some thing up. Yes project Rhobhert can move from universe to universe. he can time travel too. North Park is only fucked if he chooses to destroy it. Let me say this again as his premiseHe is a eldritch cosmic force of nature that if he really want end the an entire north park universe alone, unlike Asimov prime, he chooses not too. Even the time cops actually are afraid of him.Also, the reason I made the NB lunar twins the way they are is to show that Rhobhert can simply imagine and create technology many leagues outside of what the Lunaris's species are capable of doing. So he just as much as an anomaly to them as to humans.>>821668if you didn't know, Project rhobhert also have the ability to nerf other characters. But I would let you keep this godlike jonsey as powerful as you want. Just that I want to make sure other anons know the point of him is to be intimidating and that he may serve as a ticking time bomb. He not playing 4d chess, he playing 15d chess.
>>821775all that would make his loss to a literal idiot god child even more funny
>>821775>>821776Ah, so Project Rhobhert is stronger but choses not to end the universe. Good
>>821777I don't who's stronger but I just know it'll be a very serious character up against a very silly character so it would be pretty entertaining regardless of the outcome
>>821764Nigger, fuck off, tourist piece of shit.
>>821778Only way I see Project Rhobhert winning is by letting Jonesy win. Maybe after seeing Goddess Jonesy and realizing she doesn't wanna hurt people, he just fucks off elsewhere
>>821779Bro, there's nothing fuckable about Ashley
>>821781yes there is
>>821781She's the sexiest 3rd grader in North Park
i see your ashley and raise you one angela
>>821785Ashley's better>>821783>>821784What is sexy about her? I wanna know where you guys are coming from?
>>821785Angela is a good hot one too>>821786Ashley is sexy the same reason Angela and Devan is sexy
>>821787It's because she's a loli?
>>821788no, you dummy :)it not because of that
everyone. I think we apology to brap anon. Sorry brap anon. we were mean and not very nice and bully and in the wrong.
>>821790You can't fool us, Brap anon
>>821790sorry for being mean to brap anon and not writing. brap anon is cool>>821791what you mean, name is Leslie anon
sorry, I am a big dick to brap anon. feel ok to remind me
sorry brap anon
Is brap anon samefagging right now?
>>821795no he not. look at the name
sorry brap anon, I am bully
>>821796But why are we apologizing to them?
>>821798we bully and no nice
You aren't fooling anyone
>>821800I dont understand. I feel bad for brap
sorry brap anon, my fart oc is not canon now
>>821802Nah, keep them canon
>>821803I like it better non canon. useless character. I think north park should be no bully place
>>821804There's a 6th grader who beats people with a bat in this universe. There's also a guy with a fetish for cripples and a yaoi/yuri freak. This fits with North Park pretty well
>>821805but that in universe character. not bully real anon. you stupid?
you need apology to brap anon now bully
>>821806>>821807Brapfag, stop it
>>821808why you think it brap, look at name, you a bully and stupid nigger
I hate brapfag https://files.catbox.moe/rnsz8x.jpg
>>821810What card is that supposed to be?
>>821811that's a floppy disk
>>821812Oh.
>>821786>>821787I dunno, man, they just speak to me, if I ever draw anything involving them, I'm keeping it in the vault.
>>821814Like, Catbox?
>>821815No, keeping it to myself.I mean if you really wanna see it maybe I'll catbox it.
>>821816I mean what's the point of making Art and not sharing it?
>>821817You're right, but I've done it tons of times with stuff because it's self-indulgent slop or something people won't get.Sometimes it's okay to make art for yourself.Plus I think pics of Angela and Ashley might straddle the line of people's limits, regardless, fuck it, it's a drawing, a harmless stupid idea, and it's on them if they wanna click my catbox.
sorry all i am very bad and i mean to you alli pretend to be you and now the truth come outi shoved a lego in my butt and now can't fart am mad
>>821819Trishia, beat his ass
"Scooby-Drew"Drew gets turned into a dog, and the DDMT are given the case.Drew stays a dog the rest of the season.
"Scooby-Dew" The events of Scooby-Drew play out from Dew's perspective. Every chance he gets, he tries to pet dog drew
>>821821Jonesy calls Asimov a dog fucker
>>821822This is so retardedly dumb, I love it.What is North Park's version of the Meteor Trilogy?
>>821823Asimov would never!>>821824You haven't had something like that before?
>>821824There's technically a 3-4 parter about Teeny Steeve in season 7, but i don't believe it has different viewpoints
>>821827Time to make our Meteor Show Trilogy a whole ass season because we're 'tismos like that.I think the event should be something simple.A power outage happens in North Park causing panic.
>>821828Fucking Jonsey, God dammit.
>>821828So Lisa Stanky's fucked, right?
>>821829depending on the season we're aiming she's either human or was inside the internet when the power went out she's looking for a way out but can't find a connection to North Park
>>821830>Lisa realizing the gravity of her situation since she can't use the Internet to order doordash and live off fastfood. >Lisa hyperventilating since the very thought of interacting with people in person has been completely forgotten in her mind>Lisa hearing her parents, none the wiser, not only happy with themselves, but thriving without technology/power (fucking hippies) >Lisa realizing her fan isn't on to blow the toxic fumes that have accumulated in her room for years (has the bucket always been that filled up?)
>>821832Oh yeah, she has a bucket of shit in her room.What if the temporary loss of the internet makes her a functioning member of society, like that 1 image on the wiki.Until she becomes the "new" Cringe Kid and becomes a recluse again.
>>821833>Bucket of shit in her roomThat's disgusting, why did I want that nasty bitch?
>>821833She will first have to be dragged kicking and screaming into the outside world, and taught to stop being an antisocial sperglord. Who would dare take on such a task?
>>821834You smellfags are always so fucking weird. So now you hate the rancid stench? What changed?
>>821836Nigga, I don't like feces piss smell, that's gross, I like musk.
>>821834Her last name is Stanky and she probably has stains on her shirt. I don't know what you're expecting>>821835Her parents. They're already fine without power & they'll convince her she has no other options.Ok, maybe Lisa won't be a goody-two-shoes, but she'll seemingly be better off and happy.Until the power comes back and she reveals she was bullshitting
>>821838Alright, so how do Mr. and Mrs. Stanky stumble into remembering they actually have a daughter who exists? I don't even think they fully explored their own house after all these years
>>821839>Lisa's parents are very ordinary unassuming individuals. Most people don't even know they have a daughter, and often times they themselves are included in that, forgetting Lisa even exists with how reclusive and independent she is. ...well, shit.She's bound to come out eventually. The one thing that gave her power and fed her is gone.
>>821805>There's a 6th grader who beats people with a bathnng>>821818>You're right, but I've done it tons of times with stuff because it's self-indulgent slop or something people won't get.>Sometimes it's okay to make art for yourselfbased and same. nothing wrong with that. i have years old np porn only like 2 people have ever seen, and stuff no one except me even knows exists because of how mentally ill it is
>>821841How mentally ill we talking?
>>821843Sidney Walker- tier
>>821843rape, shota, piss, self-harm, assisted self-harm, probably a bunch of other stuff i'm forgettingit's bleak
>>821845Fucking BASEDFor me, it's probably just loli stuff, might draw some shota stuff, but NP shotas are not my deal, 'cept Benett, I know I have my own Shota OCs who I just want to do the worst shit to them.
>>821846for me it's mostly just solo shota, lo×sho and sho × older woman, i'm not into any of the other stuff hahai do like loli too but i draw it more rarely unless a sho's involved or it's just a loli i really really likei should get my lazy ass off and draw some more np shota that's actually explicit because i always done softcore or teasing. i gotta amp up my degeneracy gameyou gotta show me your shos sometime, off-site if it's better for you. i like looking at others' ocs
>>821847Ah, fuck it, I'll hit you up with my shotas one of these days, a handful are gobbos.I'm the opposite in my taste loxsho (if it's self-inserty) shoxolder man loxolder man.Be prepared for girly shotas or lolis with dicks, or something like that.
>>821847>>821851LOTS of self-insertion tho, dangerous levels of it.Like that time I drew Jane from Daria painting me naked.
For the power outage season, in every episode, we will see Gency in the background chasing someone, always a different place, sometimes in consequential, other times actually shoving people/ruining the scene.The payoff is in the final episode of that "Blackout" season, we see that Chaz has used the blackout to steal every mom's underwear in North Park, and Gency catches him and chases him all around town, the first five minute of the episode is a regular set-up but once the chase starts it's one long one-shot camera of the chase and all the chaos that had ensued throughout the season, like that episode Charlie Work of it's always Sunny.
>>821860Classi Chaz!So did Chaz cause the blackout or did he just take advantage of it?
>>821861The blackout was caused due to negligence at the local power plant, or something.Chaz capitalized on the situation.
>>821862Oh, noted.By the way, this reminds me of a Clarence storm multi-part episode.
Angela x Ashley Yuri when?
>>821860teeny Jonesy sub plot during the blackout Jonesy pop out someone's phone and is tiny now she dealing with rats gnomes and steeve
>>821866every so often we see her without context hunting rats bartering with the gnomes being stalked by steeve
>>821868she cute
>>821828Vanessa made some lights that is shined on the vampires would've took away there vampire powers like if they're in sunlight she rigged them all over the vamps layer but just as she was going to go in for her kills then the black out happened she immediately got her arm broken and her hat removed after the vamps regained their powers now she must get out of there before they kill her
>>821883Oh, she is fucked...
>>821884A simple setback. Nothing a Helstad can't handle
>>821865During the blackout, Ashley usurps various kids families and lives with them for as long as she can before being kicked out. When she eventually arrives to the Iris house, she finds Angela, switches clothes with her, tapes her mouth shut and locks her outside.
>>821828Danny, Wendy, and Lon has to check the various contingencies that repel the supernatural relied on electricity all throughout the night
>>821888they cross over with the Jonesy sub plot when Lon asks teeny steeve to find Jonesy so they can use her to power a contingency that preventing something that they can't stop on their own that will destroy the town
Who's the most fuckable character in North Park? for me it's Nightmare Guy/Girl.
>>821892Don't fucking be lying, bro.
>>821892Objectively, it's Amber.
>>821892Maria
>>821892Honestly, I want Georgina to tease me, and bully me, I want her crutch on my crotch, I want her to call me a pathetic 'Able-y' I want her to constantly deny me and tease me, lifting her skirt with her crutches, playing the damsel in distress, asking for help, doing eveything that pushes my animal buttons, until one day I just can't handle it, and rape her.And then when I'm done, apologizing, begging her not to call Gency on me, a wicked smile and all she says is 'Good boy, I knew you had it in you.. You're now worth my attention.'And from then on makes sure I'm taken care of and I get to be her lackey.My cripple Queen.
>>821896You're fucked in the head, Cripplefucker.
>>821897I'm not Cripplefucker, but I appreciate the compliment.
>>821886Yeah, being a guy with a century's worth of experience has to be useful
>>821901to be fair in this case she's up against two other people with a couple of centuries worth of experience too
>>821902And the lights being out removes a nerf they had.She'll survive, right?
>>821903>>821902She hasn't gotten this far by being a pussy who just "survives" She's going to fucking LIVE and show these bloodsucking demons to crawl back to wence they came
>>821903>>821904she's had much worse odd than this though it is fucking with her that the last time she's been here the rest of the Helstad's died
>>821892Honestly, canonically it'd probably be Missy. Literal town bikeOr Maria, since she's not picky either
https://miraheze.org/
>>821894She fucked an actual bear, she's good.>>821895The Asimoms were sex dolls, so she knows her stuff.>>821908I agree, Missy
I stole Dannyanon's favourite cookie jar and will be giving his cookie to every other anon while he not looking.
>>821920It better be oatmeal raisin, or I'm spitting it right back onto your face.
>>821921Bad flavour, if Dannyanon had one, he should be arrested for having bad taste in cookies
>>821925He has awful taste in ice cream, so I wouldn't be surprised
>>821927hating mint chip is an objectively wrong opinion
>>821920Yo, yo, hit me up with some peanut butter cookie, a'ight?
>>821892Ula
>>821892 Im biased Ula, Amanda, aged up Jonesy, Vera, nurse Maggie and Myrtle
>>821949it's a tie for me between thembut gun to my head Jonesy
>>821942Yo, Ula's fucking NASTY, I'm drawing a shitposty pic involving her.When I say nasty, I mean in a good way.
>>821892Miner Character? He must be strong cause he mines a lot
Would have drawn more lewds if we had more image slots left
>>821954Catbox them
>North Park: The BLACKOUT season The town experiences a full on blackout as all lights, technology and electrical appliances shut down. It was only for 24 hours...but a lot can happen in 24 hours. /npg/'s take on it's own meteor shower "trilogy" here's what we go so far:>Lisa Stanky, having to survive without her technology, goes outside (eventually) for the first time in forever. >Vanessa Helstad, deep within the vampiric catacombs after another failed plot, finds herself trapped with her old centuries long enemies as she must make it out alive with nothing but her tools and her wits. >Jonesy Alexander, crawling out of a dying phone, finds herself as small as Teeny Steeve and navigates a world much bigger than herself while on the run. >Dani and Sabrina, stuck in an elevator, are blessed with a way out, albeit unconventional. Can they make it home by curfew or will Sabrina face a grounding? >Cringe Kid, lost in the woods after a camping trip gone wrong, musters up all the brain rot content he can remember to find the skills necessary to survive.>The Ninja Cat girls, stuck in the lab, face a spooky visit from haunted forces beyond their understanding, at least that's what we're meant to believe.>Lon, Danny and Wendy work overtime to keep various electrical contingencies around town from failing and unleashing the supernatural upon a town both literally and figuratively in the dark. >Chaz, wasting no time to go on a midnight run for ladies undergarments, has stolen every pair of underwear and must be stopped! Officer Gency, wasting no time to go on a midnight patrol, gives chase to the panty raider.
>>821956>Asimov has to last 24 hours without getting destroyed or having his battery run out>TT is going all out to fucking kill him for good
>>821957>TT, after a whole night of getting rope a doped by Asimov snaps and beats his head in with a rock.>Just before he dies the power comes back on.
>>821956"Drew Smokes Weed"After realizing TV is powered by... Well power! She has a Peter Griffin breakdown for the first two minutes, Stan The Weed Man offers her some weed to mellow out, a freebie, and she takes it, smoking that DEEP WEED, soon Drew becomes a hippie."Beansy Interrupted"Beansy is at home, playing with Legos when the power goes out, she is fine until it gets dark, and now she's determined to find a light."The Good, The Bad, and The Stoners"The Weed Mafia shows up to get their payment from Stan, who is desperate to not get his legs broken."Hansel's Big Score"Hansel moves to a warehouse and lives the Big Bopper life.Sadly when the power comes back on he's shooed like a rat."Canadian Bacon"A grifter's corpse is found in the North Park electricity plant, and all signs point to MURDER!Join us in this mystery full of laughs, cries, clowns and a very charred canadian corpse.
>>821802Who's this? Someone impersonating me?Every new reply I make will feature a drawing of skimsh now (also you pronounced him wrong)The impersonator seems to hate the fartfag character that only exists to mock the fartfaggot.The impersonator is fartfag. Mhmmmmhmm.https://files.catbox.moe/zd6qum.png
>>821974We really need a character who only exists to dunk on fartfag. Maybe next thread?
>>821976why? you'd just be giving him something to cling to relevancy with.
>>821977Well, they'd be essentially tortured for eternity in hell or something
>>821956what i got so far for small Jonesy adventure > she discovered and helps a tribe of tiny people like a 3rd her new size that lived in the Stank's neighbors yard by trapping Lisa's cat that got out that was hunting down the tiny folk. > after a thank you party she is told that they was once a normal sized people in community college but Dr cates who was like 10 at the time shrank them down as revenge for Some perceived slights so Jonesy vows to get the shrink ray back for them> she barters with some gnomes to help her gain entrance to Dr cates lab but the deal is bad they want her to marry their prince who was like a toddler currently for political power he won't even get to her age until like another 50 years so she refuses> jonesy then uses a napkin to hang glide to the lab but then get snatches up by a bird and she proceeds to fight it like it's that one boss from Shadow of the Colossus > she managed to kill it close to Dr cates house but it's still somewhat far away for her size but she managed to catch fish for attention who now sees this has the opportunity to bottle his enemy and stop her for good> tiny Jonesy manges to to get fishboy to smash his own helmet forcing him to look for a source of water but get flung to reasonable distance to her destination> she then breaks into cates lab and mess with a bunch of stuff leading the cat girls to believe they are being haunted by a ghost which is technically true since Jonesy is a ghost she finds the shrink ray it is about to head back when teeny steeve starts chasing after her and she gives him a good chase > during the chase lay managed to get into Dani and Sabrina's elevator and opens a hole for them to escape out of and try to find a way back home > they also cross paths with Chaz and Elmer they briefly look at each other before diverging pathsThe only reason she's this competent is because she's mentally RPIng what were Batman do in this situation
>>821981After everything is done she brings them the shrink ray and they realize there is no growing switch on the shrink ray they go full of mask off we're going to get revenge on everyone by shrinking the entire town down to being smaller than them and rules and like God's so she traps them in a large aquarium and keeps them like they are her pets now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd we're back.
>>821983just a brief blackout
>>821983>>821984Fucking prophetic right there
>>821981https://files.catbox.moe/k3tr9t.jpg
>>821957>>821959How would people react to seeing TT straddling a headless Asimov holding a oil splattered Rock'?
>>821988Business as usual, shame that poor boy died and isn't coming back...
>>821989And then he comes back the next day and TT throws the biggest fit
>>8219763490 is one and since fartnigger attempted to impersonate me. I think I have an idea. We might start a new thread>>818478>>819900
Good news: She won $50Bad news: She's sick of eggnoghttps://imgur.com/a/jzI573X
>>821998Where was Mandy? Ian't her stomach a black hole or something?
>>822001Disqualified for bringing her dad's own homemade eggnog to the competition. (Rule 6: no outside nogs, you stupid nogger)
>>822004Even without that, I'm confident she could take Leslie
Calling every female in north park and also Benett and Dew, smacking my wiener on the phone, and saying the most sexually charged disgusting things I can muster.
>>822013Like Cassandra? She's one of North Park's prettiest girls
>>822014I call Cassandra and tell him I'm going to paint her red hair white.Simple.
>>822015Would that piss her off?
>>822017I'd hope so, I need someone to be angry and yell at me.Yo, quick question we repurposing ***'s angels or what? I dig their designs, and would hate to see them go to waste.Censoring name out of fear of summoning.
>>822018Well, they're cute, so maybe
>>822018Who?
>>822020M@x
>>822018Make them actual guardian angels from heaven sent to do missions on earth like Cherubs, but more harsh and military adjacent.
>>822022And they just so happen to like M@x
>>822022How about let's just make them Jr. Military LARPers, who read too much Tom Clancy books.guardian angels is too much.>>822023No.
>>822024Well, they were made for M@x, so I think they should still be related to him. Maybe he thinks they work under him but they think he's annoying
>>822025How about we just ignore the guy's character until he actually tries to clear the air.In the meantime I think the character should be on probation.
>>822026yeah ignoring/ blacklisting them like dreamchild or lizzy is best in my opinion don't give them the time of day
>>822026>>822028Dreamchild? What did they do?
>>822005Oh yeah, she'd decimate Leslie.
>>822031Maybe Mandy didn't show up to give her a fighting chance.She's probably already won several
>>821892Honestly, I want The Black Berets to tease me, and bully me, I want their big guns on my crotch, I want them to call me a pathetic 'Cripplelover' I want them to constantly deny me and tease me, lifting their black military shorts with their guns, smiling at me non chalantly knowing full well what's going on, roleplaying Hans Landa pretend they don't know, asking for my help, drinking my 4% locally bought milk as they form milk moustaches under their tiny noses and meow at me, their eyes focus like predatory animals and they get serious, doing eveything that pushes my animal buttons, they blatantly ask me if I'm hosting Georgina under my floor, until one day I just can't handle it, and I sob down crying and I admit it while they switch from French to English and tap at the floor in their cute little military boots. They tell me to follow their orders exactly as instructed and nothing bad will happen to me or my family. They smile happily and say something latin something I don't understand but which probably means something really really violent. She goes outside the door and then 9 more girls arrive with REALLY BIG GUNS and point towards the floorbed. ... a bunch of loud noises right in my face ...And then when I'm done, apologizing, begging her not to call The Furhrer on me, a wicked smile and all she says is 'Good boy, I knew you had it in you.. You're now worth my attention.'And from then on makes sure I'm taken care of and I get to be her lackey.I hear the most blood curdling laughter from outside from their general M_ine. I never thought a little girl's laughter could sound so deep and so scary when their laughter is followed by automatic guns ablazing right inside my house, splinters flying everywhere. I might have just gotten PTSD from a little girl laughing. I hope they at least clean Georgina after them, I don't want to see her painted in red and be forced to clean after them.My blonde Queens.
episode ideasepisode possessive much?Dani and Sabrina gets trapped in a broom closet by Lydia's Gang and they use their astral projection skills to send their spirits out to posses some body so they can free themselves but they get sidetracked a lot. Sabrina possess Penny and Dani Savannah and they make get a bunch of blackmail material on them and revenge then one of them posses Nancy and force her to give a bunch of retraction for stories she made up about them on the morning announcementsEpisode case of the missing animatronicsSabrina and Dani over hear that neon Neko's animatronics sometimes go missing and it shows back up with damage they believe those damn kids into their mascot horror games are stealing them and doing things to them but when the two girls investigate they find out the animatronics come to life and have some sort of Fight Club thing going on. The leader of the fight club is an Australian miner mascot named Dirton dingoEpisode fortunate cookiesAfter Sabrina gets a blank fortune cookie the Double Dee detectives find themselves a Target of a ninja Clan because fortune cookies a really magic and their fortunes always come true sowhatever is written on it will come true the entire episode they have no idea what's going on like in big trouble little Chinaepisode where a legally distinct big game hunting alien clan keeps coming to North park to hunt but they keep dying before they get a chance to hunt totally by accident by many of the weird things and people in town. But the other members don't know that they died by accident and thinks this place is the ultimate hunt so they keep coming and dying. meanwhile the other aliens in town are completely freaked out they heard Legends about how badass these hunters are they'll all surly die.... right.... any minute now
I want North Park to crossover with South ParkIt's just 22 minutes of South Park being dunked on
>>822048episode ideasBlenny gets a seizuremarioJerry tries to open a gummy worm packet for 10 minutes thats the whole episode
>>822053How would Blenny get a seizure?
>>822054He watched CK's Tictok page for three seconds
>>822053>Jerry tries to open a gummy worm packet for 10 minutes thats the whole episodeWhat is that the short version? we can make that work for at least 22 minutes.
>>822055God have mercy on him.>>822056Maybe some ancient prophecy forefold of this & Jerry has to struggle for the whole 22 minutes or the world ends.Or something
>>822058The episode end with him saying fuck it and grabbing a pair of scissors.
>>822059Before he could cut it Dorothy opens it first try no problem the episode ends with a gunshot and someone saying oh my God Jerry shot himself
>>822060Again!?
>>822062He shot himself before?
>>822063No but he did fall off a building
>>822064Did he try to kill himself?
>>822065Yeah after finding out past lives affects the current ones he kind of gave up for some reason then Danny resurrected him now Janice has his phone number one speed dial just in case he does it again
>>822066Danny's a good fellow.Also, Janice is freakin' adorable.
>>822029Necroposting, spamming Dannyanon's content with multi post on off topic threads. (which really pissed him off).Also if maxanon is reading this and you actually didnt do some of the alleged stuff, you can literally make a blog post in the wiki clearing things up, we know which account is which. This is the key to save your face as of now.
>>822071Wrong guy
>>822029I wasn't there for his tenure here but apparently he was really annoying so he was chased off so his character is barely Used after that
>>822032>She's probably already won severalYeah, and half of the time she didn't even know she was competing!!
>>822037Good gravy, I read this entire thing
>>822073Oh, noted.>>822077If Mandy was a canon character, she would easily be fan-favorite
Leslieanon, get your ass down here and flush the toilet now. Why do you never flush.Another concern of mine is the 15 naked figures of wolf girls with large breast, they are not good to have when your grandma come to visit.
>>822052Nah, I can't. Even though SP is in a creative rut and it hurts to look at, I still appreciate all it did for entertainment, so I'd praise it for what it was
>>822080BASED AS FUCK gonna try to befriend leslieanon even harde because we can share wolf girl titty figures
>>822082Don't do it, Leslie anon ties people down and kisses them. I had always had a new stranger almost every week in leslieanon's dungeon
>>822081Oh, alright.Maybe it's just a meetup with Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Jerry, Chaz and Mandy.Who joins them for the 4th member is unknown
>>822083I'll charm him into not kissing me.
>>822084Seems like it's going to be Asimov, only for TT to kill him and fill in the forth slot.Cartman thinks that TT murdering asimov was really cool
>>822084It's gotta be Hansel, he's even poorer than Cartman, and Cartman's mom is so poor that when she goes out to a flea market, she only buys the fleas.
Hello, my son is very very lonley, he prefer dudes and i will pay for any anon here to keep him happy. My son Dannyanon likes to wear a dog leash and bark at men. You may need to becareful dating him as a man in the case of shopping, he may need diapers for adults.
>>822086>>822086Both of these are good. Asimov and Kenny can bond over always dying & Hansel and Kenny can bond over being poor and slightly eldritch beings.They also both have sisters, but Gretel might be too aggro for Kenny
>>822080If you are indeed my mom, what is my legal name?>>822083Ok, where are they? Come to my room and tell me.
>>822090Also, what wolf tiddy figures? And what grandma? Both are gone?
You know Danny and Dorothy Posie and VeraCringe Kid and Curtisand Dizzy and Beansy But do you recall The most famous fucking stupid asshole of all
>>822090Im not doxing you, also stop dine and running out on girls you hook up with.
>>822092Teeny Steeve?
Would you Mac Tonight?
>>822095Would I bring him back into public consciousness? Yeah
>>822096that's a really weird euphemism for sex
>>822018If you use then enough on their own, they'll inevitably become their own characters. Sort of like how the ninja cat girls are more relevant these days than dr cates.
North Park is to South Park what American Dad is to South Park, if that makes any sense
>>822113I think you meant American Dad to family guy yeah I I know what you mean I said something similar before more episode ideas Episode where Jonesy investigate Mac tonight for his Moon Man connections and Lisa swats her coincidentally leading people to believe mac tonight is trying to silence her Lisa is terrified that they'll find out that she was the one who swatted Jonesy so she tries to find a fall guyepisode where Jonesy who has never cooked before kicks Asimov ass in a cooking competition and he's convinced she cheated so he hires the double dee detectives to find evidence if she did. she didn't. but they did find a conspiracy in which Asimov was prevented from winning though that did not actually affect the results the conspiracors oversleptepisode it belongs in a museum famed archaeologist Illinois Smith has discovered that the Thompsons are hoarding a plethora of historical artifacts in their basement and so he puts together a crack team of a various individuals to get it back all of them die horribly to the chateau except for Illinois Smith who Wendy just man handles out the Chateau
>>822113North Park is the It's always sunny in Philadelphia of adult animated show fanfiction.
>>822114Yeah, it looks like a South Park ripoff but is a different beast>>822115Is it Always Sunny, though? Not all the main characters are dicks
>>822114Lori: there's some guy bothering the guest DannyDanny: don't worry Lori we got top men working on thisLori: bu-Danny: top mencut to Wendy calmly approaching the driven half insane Illinois SmithWendy: okay mister I think it's time for you to leaveIllinois Smith gives in an impassioned speech about the importance of History and how people need the artifacts to learn from itCuts to Hell being thrown out the Chateau like Uncle Phil throwing out Will's friend from Fresh Prince
Episode IdeaCassandra realizes she can gaslight people better if she shows her ass
>>822120No way anyone worth their salt would fall for such obvious Asslighting
>>822121Fine, she gets Chaz to fall for her and makes him her pawn
>>822122>Few months older than him, not including time traveling shenanigans Technically possible
>>822123I just think Cassandra's neat. I heard she was supposed to be related to Cartman, so that's kinda cool, I guess.
>>822124Canonical in-universe retcon, lmao. Her relationship to that plot point has been nipped in the bud by creators request. She still kept the last name though.
>>822125I saw something with her fused with Ashley.Any other North Park fusions?
>>822115When I write episodes it can be OG South Park, It's Always Sunny, Smiling Friends, or even old Family Guy-tier.MY extent is comedy, I will NEVER write drama.
Chaz: ...West Island doing another episode about the president?Mandy: Ugh, this show used to be so good!Jerry: *stares at the noose in his room*
>>822130Posie: *doesn't even watch the show because of the gross out humor*Trishia: *doesn't watch it because she spends her time cutting woodLydia: Yeah, this show fucking sucks, always has. So what makes me think I won't punch you right now?
Chaz: *flips on MILF porn, masturbates*Mandy: *has a sweaty ass*Jerry: *eats*
>>822134Mandy has a sweaty ass?! Well, she does exercise a lot
>>822135A sweaty ass I need on my face.
>>822136Trishia has a sweaty ass, probably
>>822137Stop, stop, I'm already nutting!
>>822138Hmm...Gretel's an assassin, so she works out, too. Probably more than Mandy or Trishia.Lydia also has a nice ass
>>822139Why are you doing this to me? I'm a victim! A victim of large sweaty asses! And maybe hairy buttholes.
>>822140Ok, how about Lisa Stanky to kill your boner
>>822141The only thing that kills me about Lisa is her alleged bucket, ignoring that would.
>>822142I saw a pic of her using it on the wiki, it's a fact, not an allegation.
>>822143Yea hright....
>>822143>>822144OH GOD I SAW IT! I'll clean that bitch, clean her good, and cream her.
>>822145If you can get past the nauseating smell, then sure. She has a bucket full of her shit and piss and she presumably never showers
https://files.catbox.moe/3xcx5p.jpgwhelp since the thread gonna die there's one secret I must share with you. I don't care about the main Trio, chaz Is the only one worth their salt and the other two are background characters at best that insist upon themselves being the main characters
>>822148>Acts like the thread is gonna die any secondThere are like six more threads ahead of this one waiting to die we're gonna be here for like another week you dumbass
>>822150That's just your interpretation of the post, I never said it was about to die I said it was going to die. which is true we're on page 10 you see and are already at our bump limit.
"Clancy's Angels"Everyone is suddenly annoyed by the constant 'Mil-sim' RP the Angels are trying to push.Everyone cringes, and now have to deal with them gushing about Tom Clancy all the time.
>>822152So they're some military cosplayers?
>>822153Yeah, but they go hard, like real hard, they're always LARPing, and in every RP, the decide to be the badass Special Ops of that 'Universe'
Which of the main trio do you think would get the most ship art?For me, I think it's Jerry. He's the more grounded of the main 3
>>822154Huh, they seem funny.Are they all blonde like before?
>>822159Yeah, fuck it why not, but if different colored hair makes it better, I get it.
>>822160How about blonde with streaks? The one closest to HIM doesn't have streaks
>>822161Yeah sure, I like the idea they all dye their hair blonde save for one of them or something.
Snow Dannyhttps://imgur.com/a/m2YPRmN
>>822163Someone lit it on firehttps://files.catbox.moe/l0lhgt.png
>>822156I'd go for Mandy. She has this girl next door, yet exotic flavor to her
>>822167True. Plus, I'm pretty sure any girl in South Park is an automatic ship magnet
Expanding on my "Sammy watched MHA once" idea, what if Sammy tries training his body to stretch beyond his limits. He goes through a 2-minute long training montage...only to stretch 5 inches further. He still sees this as an improvement
>>822156chaz
>>822173Eh, I feel like him being a blatant horndog for other students & their moms would put him down a bit
>>822174 a lot of his fan art would be shipping art due to the nature of his character therefore he'd have the most
>>822175Oh, nevermind then.
Chaz for horny, self indulgent and fun shipping artJerry for serious, Twitter artist angst and fluff shipping art Mandy for chill, funny and out there shipping art
>>822180I imagine Mandy has tons of rarepairs
>>822181And everyone one of them is awesome
>>822182I bet they will
>>822183You bet they will what?
>>822184People will ship her a lot
>>822186I know I already do!
it's funny, outside of his Canon ship I don't like most Asimov ships
>>822194You will learn.
>>822194Different strokes for different folks. Put Beansy and Asimov in a room together and I couldn't tell you what he sees in her
>>822196He doesn't.Drew is with Asimov somehow.Drew was shipped to hell and back with Beansy.The throuple is a side effect, I never recall anyone shipping Asimov and Drew.
>>822197Drew and Asimov get shipped because their creators kept acting gay with each other through vocaroosDrew gets shipped with beansy because Drew's creator had a fetish for retardsThis leads to Asimov x Drew x Beansy becoming a throuple ship although Asimov has no chemistry with Beansy (to be fair no one really does, she's barely a character) so it's really just Drew having two romantic partners.
>>822199>Kept acting gay with each otherI don't remember this.>Fetish for retardsWhat, nigga you serious?
>>822200Anon, the tried and true method to creating a character is >Your favorite fetish >Ironic twist >Slap a "___fucker" "___kid" "___boy" name on them Watch them blossom into something beyond your control
>>822201Explain Slappy, and Drew.
>>822202that's the other option, just making a character a self insert.
>>822202clown fetish
>>822199>Drew and Asimov get shipped because their creators kept acting gay with each other through vocaroosYou're just too much of a chicken to do vocaroos with, anon
>>822199I remember I did jokingly say how I shipped us and he was like 'Ew, gay!' so I never joked about it with him again.
>>822202Incest >"Then why not make them father/dau-Plausible deniability
>>822206Drewanon I was joking
>>822208It's too late, we can't be gay now.You had your chance.
Who's seen up Posie's skirt in canon?
>>822214Plenty of people, probably. It can get windy in North Park.
>>822217I was going off the pic where Posie's knocked out by Hansel during Good Times With Weapons and you can see up it.Maybe this is why Lydia wears shorts
>>822218>Posie's knocked out by Hansel during Good Times With WeaponsAn interesting way to say "Stabbed bleeding and unconscious"
>>822219I wonder who's more attractive in-universe, Lydia or PosieAlso, I just know people would draw Posie with an eye scar like Butters
more episode episode work camp Vera opens up a cheap summer camp where kids will learn how to be adults and hold down jobs and have a bunch of real world experience and will be able to put this on the resumes to get better jobs in the future and all that good jazzBut in reality It's just the Get parents to pay her money so she can get these kids to do the busy work she has to do to keep her businesses running that she doesn't really want to do herself.At first the kids are very productive even out doing her which she's fine with they're going to go back in a couple weeks but then One kid ( a one off character) sees this for what it is and says it's bullshit and decides to pull all the kids together so they can seize the means of production and kick Vera out of her own businesses.Vera spends most of the episode trying to get back in her own businesses but this one kid see through all her schemes and scams and even manages to scam her so she does the one thing she never thought she do she calls the IRS on them since they are the owners of her businesses they will be held legally accountable for the several decades of tax fraud. All the other kids throw the leader under the bus and he gets locked up in federal prison vowing his revenge on Vera and the kids of North Parkepisode roses are red the curtains are bluelinus' Anonymous love poem to Addison gets discovered and become a literary masterpiece but the critics thinks it's one of the greatest political manifesto's of the current era that inspired the youths to rise up of course the government is trying to find whoever this radical is and take them out.
>>822233food coma After everyone is tired by Mandy's bragging about her wins in food eating competition they decide to play a little trick on her by Challenging her to a food eating competition but their food is fake and made to look like they're eating it but in reality they're not while hers is real after she realized she's getting smoked she begins eating at a very unhealthy level until eventually eating herself into a literal food coma After a few days of no signs of Mandy waking up Jerry and chaz recruits Danny to hop Into her coma dream to wake her up what they find is food themed Wizard of Oz dream or Mandy was the protagonist but soon became the villain after she started eating everything and everybodyShe doesn't want to wake up because this is heaven to her so they have to find a way to convince her to
After the Chaz-Lilithmon thing, I want the North Park mains to have each of the 7 Sin DigimonChaz - Lust - LilithmonPretty self-explanatory. He doesn't even fight with it much, just tries banging it.Jerry - Sloth - BelphemonHis apathetic nature grants him Belphemon. It's always in Sleep Mode because Jerry doesn't care enough to use its Rage Mode.Mandy - Gluttony - BeelzemonShe probably has a subspecies of it that vores other Digimon.Lydia - Envy - LeviamonHer entire punk persona & attitude was made out of spite for Posie.Need 3 more for Greed, Pride and Wrath.
>>822220Bro, is that even a question ? Posie is pretty, popular and perfect in every way
>>822235Vera is greedCassandra is prideBlenny is wrath
>>822236I know, I just thought some boys have some masochistic thing with her. Also, Posie doesn't like poor or disabled, so...But she likes Sid, so IDK>>822237As much as Cassandra is my fav, I don't think we should give Lucemon to someone like her.Also, Ula has GranDracmon and Vanessa would have BanchoGolemon
>>822238Other prideful characters off the top of my head include Rulf, Silvia and Gretel. Specifically from the kids of course.
>>822240Alright, Silvia gets Lucemon.Though I feel Gretel would have Astamon. IDK, just fits her
>>822234>episode in this one the double dee detectives do crossword puzzles Dani and Sabrina learns the local newspaper cross word puzzles actually predicts the future andbsoon they discover it's predicting an apocalypse in the next couple days the two girls gets the town hysterical on to discover that the whole thing was a drink more Ovaltine type marketing ploy by Vera they now have to find a way to save face before they look really stupid when people realize this Vera asked Lori what would happen tomorrow and she put that in the crossword puzzles till enough people noticed then she started putting the apocalypse prophecies in them. >episode et tu Dani Sabrina Believes there's conspiracy involving everyone in her life including Dani and she wants to get to the bottom of it ... she ruins her own surprise birthday party>episode it's not that deepDani helps Sabrina with her book report that to due tomorrow and the two girls literally get lost in the book>episode nightmare feast before Christmas The fourth grade students destroyed the annual charity toy haul for the poor kids so now the whole town hates them the only way they can repair this is by going to the one place they know they can get a bunch of toys and make it out alive mostly The Hunger Games universe Mandingo toy Workshop but they find out her help is more trouble than it's worth She willing to help them all she wants and return is a banquet just like old times. The toy versions of the ones that made it there try to swap bodies with their main line counterparts.
If we do an Inazuma Eleven parody what Hissatu would each kid have.Trishia's would be centered around wood, axes and other lumberjack stuff
>>822252Alright, first tell me what Inazuma Eleven and Hissatu is
>>822254Inazuma Eleven is a sports anime centered around football. Hissatu are Special Moves. There are 4 types: Shoot, Dribble, Block and Catch.There are also 5 elements: Air, Earth, Fire, Wood and Void.Basically, it's Soccer as a Shonen anime. There's terrorists, people can bring about natural disasters just to shoot a ball, some moves make black holes or alter the laws of physics, it's pretty wacky
>>822255Also, there's time traveling and aliens at one pointAnd they get stands eventually
episode idea"sex"it's me having sex with a bunch of my fave np chars
Episode idea"Please, no sex" It's me watching anon have sex with his least favorite np chars
episode idea"Weed sex"it's me watching anon get weedo's 9000 inches
Episode idea: Assassin from the Digital WorldGretel gets a Digimon V-Pet as a gift from some rando. In it contains a Psychemon. She uses it to assist her in her assassinations. She manages to evolve it to HoverEspimon. She thinks it makes no sense, but since it can turn invisible, it's useful to her. It then evolves into Astamon. From there, she's pretty much unstoppable until she gets bored
wtf is this digimon bs
>>822267Some dumb shit Cringe Kid's into
>>822268don't get why not just make an np version of itwe getting lazy
>>822269Ok, how about Virtumon?Made from Japan, these virtual pets were supposedly made to be Tamagotchi for boys, despite boys already liking them. Unlike Chinpokomon, Virtumon have tons of branching paths.There's also hundreds more Virtumon than Chinpokomon.Virtumon also collabed with West Island at times.That's all I have
>>822273ye
>>822275Fuck it, I'll go even furtherUnlike South Park, where Chinpokomon reigns supreme, North Park kids love Virtumon and think Chinpokomon is fucking trash. They regularly get into contests raising the strongest Virtumon they can, then having them beat the crap out of each other.Melville has expertise, so some kids reluctantly go to him for it.Hansel wants nothing to do with it, while Gretel becomes obsessed with killing others' Virtumon with her own.Lisa Stanky just hacks her way to getting good ones.Jonesy becomes a Virtumon for a week at one point.
>>822273>>822277That's what we're talking about. Virtumon sounds like a fun time!
>>822278I feel like they'd find out about it after seeing it in commercial breaks for West Island. They check it out, they buy it's it's a fun time.Feel like when Hansel gets one, he sucks at it and gets the Virtumon Numemon equivalent of whatever version he was using
God, Addison's so cute!She's easily the most "I can fix her" of Lydia's group, followed by Penny and then Savannah.With Lydia, I want her to make me worse
>>822280Out of all of them, Butters has the best shot with AddisonLydia's their leader, so that's an immediate noSavannah would get on his nerves quicklyPenny's fat and Butters doesn't like fat girls
"Blow Job"Lisa calls in a bomb threat to get her class out of school so she can force--Er, play video games with them.Officer Gency calls in Blowbot 9000, which takes forever."Melville's Big Day"It's a Melville episode! Melville!"Kirk Kobang"Chaz, Mandy and Jerry start a grunge band called 'Maggots I'd Like To Flay' to get chicks.It attracts literal chickens."Another Normal Day"It's a behind-the-scenes The Office style look at North Park, all the Anons involved talk about their jobs in this Truman take on North Park.It's not pretty."Lisa gets Trolled"Lisa is brought to mental turmoil by a someone giving her the 'K', whenever she tries to troll them, she is thrust into depression and the episode takes a surreal turn."Occult You-Cult"A curio shop/gym opens up in North Park, and the owner wants to reconnect with her daughters, Penny and Sabrina."Gangsta Boogie"The kids decide to LARP as gangs and criminals akin to Saints Row, or GTA, Melville is the Kingpin nobody likes dealing with, not because he's a danger, but because he goes on hour-long monologues.Watergun drive-bys on bikes, small to cars kids ride sometimes, and all sorts of criminal shenanigans.Nolan gets involved with the kid's LARP somehow and is the victim of a canadian drive-by soon after."Thrillbilly"Bundle decides that the best way to attract a REAL MAN is to show her prowess as a daredevil and jumps North Park Gorge."Slappy vs. The Monorail"A fast-talking cityboy tries to sell North Park a Monorail."Chuck's Seed and Feed"Chuck get impeached and decides to become a farmer."Cleveland Sucks"North Park Elementary takes a field trip to Cleveland, OH.Drew Carey meets Drew Carey."Weatherman"North Park realizes they have no weatherman and it's another job for Bobby Norman."Jerry's Berries"Jerry finds a bizarre berry bush near the North Park Plant that's been out of commission for decades.
>>822285>Talking Head segment from "Another Normal Day">"Yeah, I'm the guy who monitors Leslie, the show doesn't capture the moments when she spergs out, I have audio of her info dumping about theater crap for 2 and a half hours, I can sell it to you for $5000, meet me out back next break and bring a check."https://files.catbox.moe/l2cpa0.png
>>822285Gangsta Boogie sounds cool
Anyway, we need a Miraheze wiki for North Park. You know, to show the really lewd stuff that Fandom can't show
>>822292If Pokemon Wack can do it, so can we
>>822292>>822293eh that's a lot of work for little pay off
>>822294Understandable
episode the Double D detectives in the Cathedral of desolationAfter running from Zachary the Double D detectives find themselves inside the frogmans caverns but this place has been ravaged by famine and drought they soon discover that they're heroes from a prophecy to help retrieve their magic artifact that was stolen from them by the cordyceps hivemind folk. they then go on a culturally insensitive depiction of the frogman culture with Dr toads and minor character who for some reason wants to go on this journey with them (the girls don't know they are frogmen)Episode she's in the ventsA return to Truman Park Vera Escape containment and is currently crawling through the vents and hiding amongst the Anonepisode games of chance and despairyashu takes lori to kid court after losing a rock paper scissors tournament to her he claims her knowing all the wrong moves to make therefore knowing all the right ones to make is cheating so she should be disqualified making him the winner but how can you win a court case against someone who knows all the wrong things to say therefore knowing all the right onesepisode dairy of a whimpy vamp kid Vera finds Fredrich dairy while cleaning the vamps lair and reads it she gets annoyed that it paints her in a bad light like as if she a loud mouth control freak so she tries to prove him wrong the end it turns out the diary was a decoy diary to make her look foolish because he knows she's nosy and she'll never find his real oneepisode adsimoviDisney invest a 1 billion dollars into the Asimov program after the funding gets cut now Asimov has Disney ads in his program now he has Tourette Syndrome like infliction of giving Disney ads to random people
Why does Hansel's harem include his sister?Why does Gretel do in-depth as to how she would never fuck Hansel but goes into tons of hypotheticals about it?
If Asimov crossdressed and pretended to have boobs, would TT fall for him faster?
>>822297episode where Hansel and Gretel unknowingly fuck up taking a DNA test and it says they aren't related Gretel immediately kisses him practically tongue fucking him
>>822301Wouldn't they already know they're blood related?
>>822302How? they were separated at Birth and didn't meet until like this or last year depending on when in the timeline
>>822297>>822301Gretel isn't actually sexually attracted to her brother in canon, that's just a meme because she's possessive and kinda clingy. She isn't sexually attracted to anyone. Not because she's asexual or anything, but because she thinks no one is good enough for her, combined with her assassin training messing with her ability to form normal healthy relationships.
"Sleeper Agent"The Double Dee-tectives are approached by Gretel who has been activated and her first targets are those two nosy detective girls."Straight Outta Innsmouth"The girls go on vacation to a nice quiet coastal town, but not all is as it seems, however, for once the girls aren't the target of aggression."Secret Agent Man"The episode starts us off seemingly towards the end of a dangerous investigation where the girls are at some Secret Lava Lair.A secret agent saves them, defeats the villain and simply leaves, the rest of the episode is about the girls trying to find a way off the island."Sabrina Quits"Sabrina quits, not wanting to do anymore mysteries, it's a hard decision, Dani is desperate not to let her go.Sabrina readjusts to home life which is getting bullied at School and bullied at home, and starts to hide in the attic where she discovers a Narnia-like world.And just like that, they drag her back in."Big Gay Sal"The girls are in New York due to a vague reason, a cousin maybe, this cousin's dad is a mobster Sal Triali, who's a big bopper in the criminal underworld, he asks the girls to be there when he comes out to his Family.The opposing mobsters hear Big Sal's a giant fruit and now they worry they'll be seen as bigots if they kill him, so they withdraw the hit, putting it on Dani and Sabrina instead."Dani D'Lion"Dani is given a drink by Dr. Toades that turns her into a lion, what unfurls is a beautiful adventure about the cycle of life, the struggles of fitting in, and men who want to fuck Lions."Tandem Lucid Dream"Sabrina is having nightmares and Dani tries to help her by going into her dream."Double Dee-Tectives Closes"The town catches on to the Double Dee-Tectives and decides to shut the two girls' agency down, Chuck even condemns the clubhouse.The girls try to go back to normal but they're thrown mystery after mystery and they have to decline."The Case of Muddy Boot"Necrophiliacs run rampant in the cemetery at night.
>>822303Oh, forgot about that.>>822305Right, she's a sociopath.
>>822290I'll try to draw up some costumes for my characters and maybe flesh it out a little more.
>>822301Also to add on what I said, realistically in this situation Gretel would probably cry a bunch and maybe threaten violence on whoever was handling the DNA test all while going through stages of grief and denial. It’d send her straight into depression.Gretel’s a bit misunderstood I feel, that might partly be because I don’t talk about her as much compared to Hansel.
>>822311From what I can gather, she's socially inept and potentially sociopathic due to being separated from Hansel and being groomed into being an assassin.
Hello, Danny anon is gayBye
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>>822311I should apologize too. We're going to make it up to her next thread. Everyone! You're all gonna be more nicer to Gretel and the rest of the misunderstood/underused characters so we don't end up mischaracterising them in the future
>>822315Sending lots of love to her!Who else should we give attention to?
>>822317Teeny Steeve
>>822318Fucking gross.
>>822318We didn't even celebrate his birthday :(Also, I think Bennett and Curtis could use some attention. After reading Bennet's bio, my heart broke...
>>822320Don't worry, Bennet is a disgusting faggot who will die of a prolapsed anus and aids by his early 30s
>>822296episode Debra and Sapphire MysteriesThe Double D detectives find out they have corporate Market testing ripoffs due to their popularity named Debra and Sapphire can the girls keep up with with these Billion Dollar backed mystery twins. Halfway through its discovered that those twins are actually robotsepisode Lydia's gang croaksafter Sabrina and Dani get bullied Dani remembers she's literally Magic and just turns Lydia and her game into frogs she soon discovers that the only way to break the spell is for them to get true love's kiss they drag their feet and trying to find someone who actually likes them let alone loves themEpisode girls tripafter Helping some hippies with a mystery the double dee detectives accidentally consume a bunches Ayahuasca brownies and go on the trip of their livesepisode sloppy gets clownmydia After sitting on a dirty truck stop toilet to take a dump he develops clownmydia an actual serious condition for clowns where they lose their sense of humor
>>822321Bennett uses a condom, he'll be fine
>>822322Who would even like Lydia? Melville? Some random masochist?Also, does it have to be 4 separate people or one person?
>>822324I'll say the spell needs to be broken for each of them separately.
>>822324Ideally 1 person could work, but I doubt anyone likes them all together, so finding them each someone who likes them separately is much easier
>>822325so unless one guy loves them all and they love him there probably needs to be 4 guys or gals
>>822325Oh, well that makes sense.>>822326Well, for Penny, we already have Jerry.For Savannah, maybe Hansel? He's the one boy who can tolerate her.I don't anyone for Addison or Lydia, though.
For Addison, it has to be someone who can see through her facade of being a meanie when she's actually depresssed.With Lydia, it's either a masochist or someone who can make her submit
>>822328>>822330The girls realize the spell specifically doesn't state romantic love so Dani kisses Savannah on the frog forehead and that brings her back Sabrina tries the same with penny but nothing happens frog penny looks offended Sabrina: like you were to kick my ass earlier today so I have some mixed feeling right now what do you want from me?
>>822331Aren't Sabrina and Penny sisters?
>>822332Yeah it's supposed to be familial love though Sabrina ain't feeling very loving towards her sister at the moment
>>822333Oh, like Frozen!So that leaves Addison and Lydia. With Lydia, I can only think of Posie.For Addison, maybe Savannah herself?
I imagine Linus and Butters would get along well. Minus the goth thing, I think Butters would relate to Linus' rebellious nature
episode the Twilight afterVera and the vamp boys sobered up after a big Feast on a bunch of hippies that came to town they have no memories of what happened the day prior they find in their lair a sleeping vampire baby they assumed one of them turned it which is pretty fucked up in vampire culture and Bobland in their bathroom and there's no signs of ula who has a big date tonight The Vamps have to retrace their day to try to find Ula The end it turns out Ula shapeshifted into the baby for a genius (at least what they thought high off their minds) Scheme
episode double dee detectives in the great Easter egg hunt Sabrina and Dani beside the best way they can advertise their detective agency is to win the big Easter egg hunt at the local Catholic Church how will they do this well if they discuss themselves is Easter bunnies perhaps they could trick the officials into giving them the location of the Easter eggs but probably is Sabrina bought playboy bunny outfits and they end up infiltrating the Vatican to get the map of where the Easter eggs are hidden episode where Dani and Sabrina teach Jonesy meditation only for her to immediately ascended to Nirvana and take them along as her plus 2 and the 3 girls manges piss off a lot of ascended people back into the material planethe episode ends with Sabrina trying to get a burning question she had answered but Jonesy gets bored and descends back forcing the other two along with her. and Sabrina Bart Simpson strangles Jonesy
Episode idea: Hell on EarthThe rapture happens, and all true Christians and Mormons go to heaven. This includes Lydia, as she flips off everyoneThe rest of the town has to deal with the fallout, and maybe befriend some demons to help them surviveOh, and Demon Hansel's there too, I guess
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>>822398Cute!
Mr. Piggleston and Dorothy's parents in a partnership decide to make candy flavored North Park characters to celebrate both Halloween and Christmas at the same time.All the kids are at first weirded out before they eat some and then it's cool and accept it.Unfortunately a magic spell or an experiment goes wrong and all the kids and adults turn into sweet pastries on the inside ... it's also addictive and they also need to consume candy-flavored flesh to survive. Suddenly all of the North Park characters turn into gummy-eating cannibals. I'm sorry Dorothy, but you just taste so goddamn good and I need your raspberry blood to survive my new fucked up candy vampire biology. ;_; What flavor do you think each character would have?
>>822409Jerry tastes like licorice
>>822409Drew: SquidSlappy: Cotton CandyBeansy: LasagnaSabrina: Eggnog
>>822409funny concept and coincidence yesterday I had a similar idea but it involved Vanessa causing Vera to bleed and a drop spills into Mr piggleston's new ice cream flavor turning the town to vampires except a few people who have to survive the ending would have revealed it was all a larp sort of a game of reverse tag where almost everyone is it except a few people who have to survive. Danny/Dani: mint chipWendy: lemon flavored protein shake the vampires are either cherry or strawberry teacup: lasagnaJonesy: sour blueberry
>>822409>candy vampireHeh a new kind of vampire, kinda like the vampires that suck the color out of things.
>>822423Like that time from Adventure Time where Marceline got corrupted by the candy element?
>>822409Leslie: PB&JFish Boy: Take a wild guess
>>822434>FishboyI'll take fucking Fish Sticks for 200$, Alex.
>>822409Yashu: TaiyakiLes: Soda gummyCK: Chug Jug
THREE THREADS UNTIL THIS THREAD DIES!
>>822437Yay...?
>>822438THEN WE CAN BE REBORN AND NOT HAVE TO POST IMGUR AND CATBOX LINKS!
>>822439I'M GLAD THOSE EXIST! THAT WAY WE CAN BYPASS THE IMAGE LIMIT!
>>822435What are you, a gay fish?
>>822440Fair
AHHH I WANT TO BE RAPED BY ZACH, GRETEL, CASSANDRA, MAX, CRIPPLEFUCKER, DEMON HANSEL AND BLENNY AND JONESY. JUST FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME ALREADY YOU PSYCHOPATHS.>inb4 that's not how rape works you silly gooseZACH AND GRETEL DOUBLE TEAMING ME OOOHOOOOO
>>822460You ok there Dellyfag?
>>822460>Jonesy psychopath? I this point she just kinda Dib but very vindictive towards those she feels that wronged her but tries her best to do what she think is right based on the information she got. she kind of am anti villain I should really update her wiki
>>822462To be fair the wiki was outdated like the second or third day she was created because she was deemed to similar to Zach
>>822460All these characters need to sit in a room with each other and ironically not get along because they're too similar to each other, not to mention anti social.Or ye know make it perversely wholesome and make them have one giant Sinister Six orgy behind closed doors ... only for Anon to open the door and see them do something embarassing and completely out of character for a "dignified" villain. Actually they're all pretty autistic and selfish so I can see them doing something really retarded together.
>>822409Mandy = Canary melon and strawberry flavorChaz = Green apples and grape flavorJerry = CaramelCindy = ButtercreamMax = Blurpberry Blenny = Coca ColaTrisha = Blueberry or PepsiCripplefucker = ChocolateGretel = BlackberryCassandra = CherryLydia = Sour cherryPosie = RaspberriesMineral = Whipped Cream & YogurtCringeKid = Bubblegum ice cream that tastes like toothpaste.Drew = the good bubblegum flavorMute = Lemon vanilla dropsHansel = Green apples and cinnamonDemon Hansel = Black currantMelville = Homemade chocolate that tastes like caramels sitting under a radiator.Dorothy = White chocolate with strawberryAsimov = Vanilla and creamRulf Brukmalleg = Dark chocolate Rosalind = Prune flavorSilvia = watermelonEster = wild berriesT.T = Lemon and chocolate flavored.
>>822466>Cripplefucker = Chocolate>Mute = Lemon vanilla drops>T.T = Lemon and chocolate flavored.Well that's a 3 year old mystery finally solved. Delly just got cheated out of the endgame.
Yeah, let's update some wiki pages
>>822470with what info?
>>822471I was going off what Dannyanon said about Jonesy
>>822467So this is how I find out...g-goddammit
>>822470>>822472I'll get around to it eventually
