Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!Spooky Scary Skeleton EditionPrevious thread:https://archived.moe/i/thread/813779Wiki link:https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_Wiki
>>817424so now what??
>>817425Well we draw or tell stories about characters from North Park until we hit the auto sag and then we reach page 10 and we do it all over again
guys I'm back from the clanker I thought we was on /co/? I just checked the wiki wow so many new characters but where's skrimp?
>>817427Yeah, I'm going to be honest with you dude. Skrimp just sucks...Yeah, he has interesting ideas and all that, but his character is barely an afterthoughtWhat's his gimmick really?
>>817427who?
>>817428sorry for the terrible art but it's been awhile since I drew anything but here's skrimp From what I remember he was a interdimensional imp cat fish man thing that only the kids could see and the fishermen that saved him from his pod speaking of which did we ever make a fisherman character?
>>817436him >>817437he had a huge beef with Weedo 9000 he would always say even I could see that coming right after tapping his monocle and was chaz Jerry and Mandy's 4th wheel can't believe you guys don't even use them anymore I know I wasn't around but damn you guys just abandoned him
>>817437>>817438My man, you need to chill, you show up years later, and because we didn't use your donut who didn't fit the vibe at the time you gettin' bummed.
>>817439I'm not bummed just a little curious you guys seem to Vibe with him at the time
I promise not to spam AI this thread maybe a really good or funny one here in there always in a catbox link until the auto sag on page five or six
>>817437Fun fact, he's who inspired me to make the Yangs
>>817450Oh shit we do got a fisherman I guess he lives with the yangs all of them can see him and they call him cousin Skrimp >>817437shame I can't get my old computer and upload the original pictures this really doesn't do skrimp justice.
"It's the Great Who Gives A Crap, Jerry Voland!"Only on /i/+
>>817437He was surprisngly well liked at the time. Apparently Cindy had a crush on Skrimp. I remember
>>817437WHO?I feel like I'm in THAT EPISODE again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PakCvsgVpk
>>817439He was a mainstay for a while, how could he not "fit the vibe"He's as old North Park as it gets before it was serialized>>817462The only brain worms here are the ones that slither up your urethra, friend. At least, that's what I remember Skrimpfag telling me.
>>817463hey I remember that picture a real blast from the past
>newfags don't remember SkrimpI, the great Shaman of North Park do remember him and you all need to chill, what other characters have you forgotten?Candy Corn Lady? Dream Child? DrewAnon? Foul Faggus? Stan The Weed Man? That one babysitter?
>>817437>>817438>>817463what the fuck we had a secret character this whole time?
>>817470Secret Character? The fucking audacity, he was practically the main character >>817468>Candy Corn Lady? Wife. She and NP Santa have sloppy makeout sessions >Dream Child?Deserves a second chance and a new gimmick>DrewAnon? Who? >Foul Faggus?I miss him everyday...>Stan The Weed Man?Gets pegged by Maria >That one babysitter?Y'know what, maybe it's time we un-retire her. She had a nice design and the kid who made her hasn't shown up here in months
>>817473I saw the word 'sloppy' and my mind went to the south pole.
>>817473>Gets pegged by MariaMaria does not peg.But she does take it in the behind from time to time
look it this old pic I found!
>>817437>>817463>>817473>>817477Oh shit skrimp is back dude remember that crazy Egypt episode we did back in /CO/ where he sent them back in time to ancient Egypt and Melville became a pharaoh them was some good times man.
made it, here's professor skimshbag, he is a teacher, an adult.he is actually a representation of america, his shest is filled with horny screaming chastised souls such as Charlie Kirk and Randy Stair.He grooms kdis on discord, is a MAP, he wishes women have dicks, hates gays and kills transwomen (though he wanst to get railed by a transman)he is the worst evil ever and he seethes japan (even though he goons to their lolicon)Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)
>>817486he's probably a demon or a tulpa that is a manifestation of murrica
>>817487also he goons to vore, age regression and the worst fetishes you could think of while seething over countries.also he identifies as a black person
>>817486>>817487>>817488Ok Max, it's time for your meds.
we need more lewds
>>817495Not until like page 5...
>>817496I mean like in general
>>817500Yeah, fair enough, need more lewd.
>>817486I take it, he canon now
captcha no run
chazanon if/when you're here can i have fucked up and evil shef's color palette if he has one i need to be mentally ill
ATTENTION /NPG/I going to do a painting project for a class so, if you want your OC an my canvas (I can only 1 per person as I don't want to overwork myself). Please reply to this confirming which anon are you. However if you don't want your mascot and another character, just let me know ok.
>>817549Asimovanon here, Teeny Steeve for me
>>817549Vera for me
>>817549Leslie, obviously.
>>817549I forgot to mention before anyone ask, Im not going to do anything controversial so no nsfw, politics or gore. I mean I'm allowed to paint smut but I'm not doing that.
>>817560due date is Saturday but the confirmed list isTeeny SteeveRobertLeslieVeraMaxDellyHanselSammyChazDrew
>>817513So, imagine Shef Sheffield, but he was all evil, fucked up and wanted to kill his twin brother and his family...
>>817577Also probably not in a open relationship.
>>817578he's aroace
I want more art of Yashu and Wendy.Shipping art.the cuter the better.
>>817486here's more infoHe's probably a reoccuring antagonist like Eric Cartmann if he isn't then he is a supporting on his own.He is actually a terrible teacher since most of his tecahings are vents or rants about things he hates, he also shows kids random unrelated subjects such as Why furries are hot, Why kids and animals can always consent and Why trannies don't deserve to live.He is also a pedophile, zoophile, lolicon, child molester, rapist, racist, KKK, conservative, liberal, mysogynist, misandrist, nazi fetishist.He is a biology teacher. Here's one of his abilitiues, he can have his multi arms strech out of his rib-cageOekaki Post (Time: 3m, Replay: View)
>>817609He was a manifestation made as a last attempt by the native americans as a ditch but when they realize that all colonizers are mentally ill and probably realized race-fetishism will exist now. They tried to kil him, but it failed.He was nothing up until the hiroshima bombings where he truly manifested, when the americans got a hold of japanese's lolicon, it awakened something that they were hiding along, they were closeted pedophiles. destroying their mental sanity and also furries, autism and the internet further solidified the people's mental illness that Skimshbag manifested as everything wrong with america.He has multiple fetishes, feet, vore, rape, guro, lolicon, shotacon, bsdm, lax, furrification, transformation, inflation, muiltilation, parasites, politics and many more.Unlike him being an evil manifestation, he doesn't go after female children since they aren't like his "100-year old isekai demon loli girlfriend". He never takes of his clothes since they are a part of his body.Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)
>>817610He is also the sole cause of Cripple Fucker's fetish, cuase he groomed him when he was a baby.Skimshbag is also a hypocrite, and has multiple pronouns
>>817603I will not take such insults laying down Lardslie
>>817612I bet that's all you do.
>>817615Will you two just shut up and kiss already?
>>817616As long as she doesn't project her daddy issues onto me
Jonesy/Asimov/Time Traveler OT3
>>817623alty and hunger games Jonesy are totally a thing so Jonesy x tt are universal constant?
>>817627Calling it, Jonesy Prime has rocking cans in the future.
>>817623Name a more toxic trio in North Park
>>817632tt and Jonesy would be surprisingly healthy and wholesome.
>>817633yeah but asimov being involved just brings out the venom in them
>>817609Couple questions for OCs interactionWhat he is like with Elmer since he loves the USA so muchWhat does he think about Crip since he is a big bio loverWhy is he a professor for an elementary schoolWhy do some people get to be in his ribs while others not, why Fiona and nightmare guy not trapped in there
>>817633Jones is the only one who genuinely gives a rat ass about TT's Mental Health and knowing she's been through some shit for some reason
>>817642>Dannyanon having naughty thoughts
so we got 100% confirmation that maxanon was the troll all along and probably did the ads in some weird attempt to boost our notoriety do we just dream childanon him?
>>817648I'm willing to give him another chance, but only if he comes over here and draws something for us. To prove we can trust him again. If he fails to do this, then his nefarious misdemeanor shalt not be forgiven and he will be contained to /co/
>>817648yeah no shit I knew it was him the whole time. I even said it was him before.best to just ignore him since he craves attention. As for the character you can choose to not use him anymore if you want, it's not like he was being used much recently anyway.
>>817650he's canonically dead to me
>>817648Didn't you come from the ads, Dannyanon?
>>817652yeah but that's like saying if I was a rape baby of the family that means i should be good wirh the person who raped our mom
Does North Park have any canonical rape babies?
>>817653I shouldn't laugh at rape jokes, but you just called yourself maxanon's son.
Any brap art of North Park?
Can someone draw Posie kissing Butters?
>>817577>far left middlei would like you to know that i will be cumming my brains outthank you this will be very useful for science..>>817660i can give it a try. it's been a while since i drawn anything np related and i think i need to practice the official sp style a bit
>>817660i used all my style-mimicry autism for this lol. my app even crashed and it had to auto-restore the filepeculiar ship, but i dont judge. if sp and np crossed over i see her swooning more over clyde if anything
>>817673Cute! Wonder why you think she'd be for Clydem though.
>>817673>>817673Love it. Thanks for the quick delivery.Also does the ninja comic have an ending? >>>150993736 I'm curious what happened to Posie.
>>817673Dellysama... I kneel...
After seeing Cassandra's cheerleader outfit with her big ass, I kinda want someone to draw her farting.
>>817639He does not care for Elmer since Skimshbag always brings up colonization whist fetishizing to the extreme in an attempt to make Elmer have hrt.Check >>817611, but tldr, Skimshbag once groomed cripple kid to getting a cripple fetish. Its horrible I knowTo make his wet dream cime true, feet and also to make kids "educated" on topics such as christian nationality, nun vore porn and piss christ (though the plan failed and forgotten)His rib cage is only for specific people, such as people who shaped America's image but for the worst like politicians, Randy Stair (a granny that shot up a store for his cartoon ghost gf), Charlie Kirk (a jew who wanted everyone to be Christian and dishonest, also was a gun worshipper who also said shit which resulted in hus death), anyone whos a pussy, any fake teen and also in the future Francesca Amee Johnson will be in it. They hate fun btw
Can someone draw the Stretch Momstrongs, please?
>>817681He will also rape you if you draw "problematic" content such as Trans women, straight shipping art and wendigo stuff.He hates you and wants you as a sex object, yiu what's you to goon while he is outside. Troll him and the opposite will happen though he will still be around
>>817690Cute
>>817696Thanks, I had to slave over a hot inspect element and CSP.
So Skrimp anon is posting on /co/
>>817611>>817681In cripple kid's side, he is deeply afraid of him as Skimshbag keeps persuing him when he's alone, since he groomed him as a baby and gave him a cripple fetish.Cripple Kid always neevr comments on him even as a 4th grade teacher, he is a major victim of skimshbag or desu america.Skimshbag alwyas touches and grooms him for no reason only to ruin him further. sometimes the most positive interactions are when he is ignored since there are students.he also rapes him sometimesOekaki Post (Time: 23m, Replay: View)
Actually Cripplefucker's backstory is that he got taken care of by a cute benevolent girl in a wheelchair(who was in love with him) before she died ... which mentally broke Crip(even more than before) and now he views every crippled person as a benevolent being that takes care of him and wants the best for him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNqSxwLTjG4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BORthBuEo-k
>>817717he still grroms him tho. why wasnt this in the wiki
>>817718so this means either skimshbag exacerbated cripple fucker's fetish by grooming him when his adoptive mom died or...?
>>817715Don't know how much of this is shitposting, but I like this art piece. Will you draw Skimshbag harassing more students?
>>817722doin the opposite, he HATES when ppl doesn't identify him as black. he later hit her in the head with a wrench.the gang are in his dimension in this image (yes he has one, its where he keep his "kids" who are just akin to puppets he can use, the only holding him back is that they act on their own though, they don't stop skimshbag since in the end. they are just parts of him).also he has a puppet fetishOekaki Post (Time: 13m, Replay: View)
This feels hilariously forced and unfunny to be fair
>>817732Yeah, Skrimp should get into a fight with him and erase both from reality.
>>817733WHOS SKRIMP, lemme have a ref sheet to see how they fair.also skimshbag is kinda a sincere character like Fiona and heather
another fact, he has 36 tb of child porn btw on his trans-colored puterOekaki Post (Time: 16m, Replay: View)
hi, you don't know me, but i recently hacked into the north park mainframe and got leaks for the yet-to-be-released North Park Rally, i could only get drew's files before officer gency showed up at my door, here's the log-in if you wanna get into it and maybe find some other characters or kartsi heard they spared no expense on the voice acting, i might try to leak some soundbytes if i get the chancename: mikehuntpassword: crustyc00chie
>>817778RAPE ERAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>817778How would we find this mainframe?
>>817781dude u jokin' u know the website is the official north park video game site, same studio that released that crappy party game like two years ago, dog "North Park: Spin the Bottle: Girls vs. Boys Challenge: Kiss of Death"stop clowning, dawg
>>817782I'd figure, but they're no log in.Also yeah the party game was turbo ass, how the fuck did they manage to not get the actors from the show? AND IT WAS JUST THE CAST OF SOTN?!?!
>>817783i know i hear most of the VAs are pretty easy to pay, especially if it's an NP thing don't worry man, they got the VAs this time>no log inLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLnice try officer gency
>>817783Seriously, who had the bright idea of making Dracula voice Danny?
>>817786Bro why the fuck did Drew Carey voice Drew??Why the FUCK was Savannah voiced by someone's kid???WHY THE FUCK WHERE THERE SEVEN CHARACTERS??WHERE'S MANDY?WHERE'S JERRY?
>>817787From what I know, Mandy and Jerry were cut late in development, despite being MAIN CHARACTERS, all the cut content made it into the PC version, which was only released in former Soviet countries and SE Asia.
>>817778>Before Officer Gencydrew anon, I will make an OC made specifically to catch anons trapped in the north park universe and force them back into the real world. get ready to hide
>>817790Alright, make her a big titty bimbo, and I'll turn myself in.No no, a big booty loli--Look just send over Sabrina in a cop outfit.
Nice to know you guys are still alive and kicking somewhat, I'll probably make some new NG art in the future, definitely gonna revamp the art I made of the human disguise concept because with hindsight it could've been ALOT better instead of what I did.
To the bunny ear anon, if you're lurking, drew them.>>817792Heya Lunarisanon!
>>817798I'm not that guy
Announcement /npg/I have a proposal and I need to see if you guys want it. so I might use lovable AI to create a 4chan like website just for North Park. NorthChan. Anyone can post anonymously and I will regulate (possibly with other anons if they want) just incase someone does some not so legal stuff. So far in draft I am able to get mods, image and text posting and threads all in 1 board. I can also make it a Booru too. so we can post artwork. I could add a search function and tag which will make it easier. Heck I can even record some of the stories. But they will come in update batches instead of a dump unless you guys want it another way.However im not allowed to have porn on it. If the /npg/ reception to it is not great, then I must not make it. I will always have the consent of the community.
Can't you guys make an /npg/ board on 8ch or 4chanplus? There's quite a few boards on 8 about individual projects and you guys seem to have at least 8-9 active people. Plus you can dump porn there since the rules there are very lax, especially if the boards are your own (As long as you abide by the global rules which are pretty simple, no irl stuff and no toddler or furry. Well furry is allowed, but only on boards related to the subject. Sholi is allowed as far as I know)
>>817800>>817802Why in Allah's name would you think that's an idea worth considering? We hardly have any activity here, in our /i/ general, let alone enough for our own site.
>>817800No offense, while that's a cool idea, like the other Anons said, I dunno if it's a good idea.>BooruAren't we technically allowed on the /co/ Booru like that Thong Squad "Project"
Since Halloween is coming up, reposting this.
>>817820Is she some kind of bunny angel?
>>817824Angel Gabby from Angel Hare, an analogue "horror" series.
>>817825Oh, so Leslie's into horror?
>>817826A bit, she tend to draw the line at body horror, she's the type of girl who'll point out the flaws in Saw traps.
>>817828Body horror's my line, too.
>>817829The Thing still haunts her in dreams.
I just saw some art of Lisa Stanky.I now want her to sit on me
>>817833the smell would kill you
>>817834Ok, and?
Can someone draw Mandy crop-dusting someone? Kinda like this
>>817860rope yourself fartfag
>>817872There's a kid whose name is literally Cripplefucker but farts are too far?
>>817873yes
>>817874How?
Tomorrow will be Nos and Rayne's birthday
>>817875Because Farts are fucking grossCripples can be cute
>>817878What if a cute girl brapped?
>>817879still gross
>>817881To you
>>817860I genuinely hope you fucking die, nobody likes you, you ruin every thread you're in, you just keep fucking pushing your shitty fetish and you keep on with that exchange, like fuck dude, take the hint you goddamn nigger.
>>817877Whose ready for their birthday?
>>817886I've seen worse. There's some guy who constantly wants to fuck Stephanie from Lazytown on /tv/ and they spam threads there a fuckton. It's genuinely creepy
>>817888Aw man, don't remind me of those creeps. /tv/ is all the flaws of /co/ and more
>>817889And they have the nerve to call /co/ faggy.
>>817860When I said we welcome all artist, I mean you make the art, not beg for it. We welcome contribution not parasites.
Asimovanon posted his updated would you list
>>817897>Won't fuck Slappywhat's wrong with him??????
>>817898Canonically tiny weird clown peen
>>817897>>817902>not having Sid as a top spot>taking any of these tier list seriously Why do you two have to be so dishonest sometimes
it's been so long since i've done one of these lol'maybe' and 'no' are in no particular order i'm just way too lazy to sort all that
Happy Birthday Rayne and Nos!
>>817908Just learned about Rayne. She's so cute!
>>817897>>817902>>817905what's the site I wanna make one
>>817914https://tiermaker.com/create/north-park-cast-15237346
>>817916>>817917Thanks for the Link!I'm so fucked up! Really need to draw Sabrina pounding at some point.. Beansy pounding too.
I think Blenny is cute. Wonder what he thinks of Damien and Satan
>>817942He's jealous of Damien because he's in line to inherit hell after his father. He respects Satan's power and influence over the sinners, not really the guy himself. he hates faggots.
>>817946Blenny could help out immensely this season. He'd just kill Satan and save him from his new abusive partner.Also, hating gays isn't a dealbreaker for me
>>817947Outspoken antifags usually have skeletons in the closet
>>817918I feel like sex with Dorothy would be terrifying because she could have a heart attack and die at any moment Would Mute even make noise during sex or show any signs of pleasure?Lisa is Lisa.
>>817949>DorothyBring a defib.>He doesn't know Mute would screamLisa makes my dick go absolutely nuts, I might draw some shameless selfsert porn or something soon.
>>817948Well, Blenny literally hates humanity, so it's not surprising.Too bad he can't actually kill people
>>817949Unless it's a rape session (on her end), if you're close enough to Mute that she'll let you bone her, I believe that's a relationship close enough that she'll allow you hear her god-awful voice
>>817902My reasons for the "Let's stay friends" tier is they're too nuts, they're husbands would kill me, or something wrong with them that sex with them would be bad.It's basically a soft no with terms and conditions.
>>817905This was fun
>>817918>willing to have sex with Maize, Diana, Mon Calamari, River and Goupa.Did Nolan posted this
I'll throw myself in the mix too
Not gonna lie this thing is a weird confidence booster, I like that some people wanna bone my characters.
>>817969Lust is a powerful tool, don't be afraid of it.
>>817955Wow, rare actual Muteanon? I had no idea you made Agatha
>>817955Need more Mute x Hansel content
Would Galatea (Asimov's fun mom) be able to run games with her eyes?
>>817999yes
>>818000I could see Jerry trying that, completely ignoring the fact from his POV a human is letting him do this.He quits 10 minutes in because the graphics suck to him.
>>817970I'm not, trust me, I'm not....My lust is what's driving me to draw.Sorry, it ain't Lels for once.
wanna post a piece of my WIP for shits and giggles
>>818013Who's that? I don't know every character, so my first guess was Galatea, but the eyes don't match up.
>>818014Appears to be Beansy
>>818015Wait, is that a facesit ref?I'm looking forward to this...
>>817973Yeah I did, my initial concept of her was way different from what the thread did with her lol, but I like the ideas you guys came up with :)I lurk threads and draw every once in a blue moon
Happy Halloween, let see some nice costumes you guys design
>>818030fair.
drewanon, is that you???
>>818023>>817820
skimsh in a ween costume
>>818023He totally rocks that, though
This role play is a bit too authentic
>>818075That staff is just panties nailed to sticks. Classic Chaz.
Stay outta trouble out there, yah hear?
>"Hey, you guys mind getting the lead out and free me? My mom called me saying it's time for dinner, and I have to piss like a race horse.
>>818084Lead? Ok, I gotta hurry up... tommorrow. Gotta catch the newest episode
>>818084>I gotta piss like a race horseAnnnnnnnnnnd into my mouth, you sloppy bitch.
>>818085>"First, rude.">>818088>"Second, rude, my aim is bad, and the cult has been feeding me a fuckton of Italian, my piss smells of garlic."
I guess Nicole didn't get the memo
>>818092I'm here! I wasted half an hour of my time to a mid Halloween special.Anyway, how can I help?
>>818095>"Find the code to the pad lock, and get me out of this dog cage!"
>>818094Rachel: Nicole, We're suppose to be DC Superheroes, why are dressed up like that slut from Disney??
>>818100A code? You got any idea what it could be? Like any clues?
>>818110>"I dunno… Try checking Chaz's room?"
>>818115Ok, I'm in his room. I don't see any code. I do see he likes Venusmon from Digimon.Maybe if I look under his bed?
>>818116>"Try there, probably amongst the pile of his mom's panties..."
Here's major canonical relationships and incidents with some characters with skimshbag.Skimshbag like any other pedophile grooms kids on discord but one caught his attention the most. Skankhunt69 (an alias used by Lisa Stanky), after she cuaght him in her trap. They had a conversation, she lies about being a male which skimshbag loves.Then something unexpected happened, he is interested in her trolling scheme, and they bonded online as she stays in her room...Though attending his class is off as usual but again, he is nice to her internet identity which he did not realize it was one of his students. Then when they "trolled" someone and led her down a rabbithole online, she slowly gets groomed by Skimshbag online to do heinous things.Like sending nudes, asking where she lives, she was deeply afraid since they didn't want to "break up". It got so bad she had to go outside and break down. just for a bit.Blenny and skimshbag have the only positive realtionship since they are both horrible beings bent on chaos and violence though Blenny on the other hand doesn't like his creepy predatory behavior but since Skimshbag is an actually ally of his he can't deny he is nice to edgy demons!they are somehow friends.Fiona is always being chased down by Skimshbag to enter his dimension inside his ribcage for some reason. Since he can see ghosts as well. One day he was inactive and she went up to his ribcage and saw a familiar face....it was her distant cousin, Jeffery Epstein (her baby cousin since she died in 1950s and epstein was born in the same era she died on).She did not think Jeffery would be a multibillionare sex offender only to die and be a chastised soul, not gooning for agony in Skimshbag's hellish ribcage.she can only mutter one word"EPSTEIN???"He then attempted to catch her with the ribcage by snapping it in front of her and failed.Skimshbag once successfully hacked Galatea Capek into having a foot fetish program within her, (1/2)Oekaki Post (Time: 46m, Replay: View)
>>818117Weird, but okay>8 minutes later...I think it's this one. Is the code 1031?
>>818118>Skimshbag once successfully hacked Galatea Capek into having a foot fetish program within herYou're evil incarnate
>>818118suprisingly she broiught her life together and lived normallySkimshabg has rape victims, the most affected aside from Cripple Fucker was Mac Tonight, he raped him since you know.This gave him immense PTSD, so much he cannot forget it. he had to delete his data to attempt to forget.another one was mazieby, ironically also a child molester
>>818120you might say he's skimshbag, he seems like he shoves fetishes down people's throats.
>>818122thayts right he does!he once showed kids a furry animation of soft vore and hard vore complete with chewing and clood as the furry absorbs the to ge a huge dick as it transforms into a dick ball to infinitely cum until it dies.he showed this to kids in hopes of kids "learning how digestion works@ and to make them irreversibly addicted to cock vore and to vore small animals. (this obviously failed, he did show it though, you can imagine the reactions)Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)
>>818123and no, they did not get any information about digestion here
>>818119>"Lemme just...">*click*>"Of course, that worked... Thanks anon! Now my mom won't kill me!"
>>818127Yay! You're free!
>>818129>"Thanks again! Here, have some spare candy!"Anon has received:>3 Hrd Cndy>1 Crml Appl Pop>Choco Bar (Fun Size)>"Now, if you excuse me, I need to put out a fire..."
>>818130Nice! See ya!
>>818130*hides in Leslie's bathroom with a camera*toilet time
>>818134>"You do realize this is the Hansley's bathroom, right?"
>>818135I don't give a fuck, I've got the coveted piss footage.
>>818136>"Damn anon, you are a freak..."
>>818137You goddamn right, I'll leave you alone now.
>>818138>"Note to self: charge freaks to take lewd pics..."
Just wanna say North Park feels more like South Park than Modern South Park
>>818144Thx, probably cause we're not corporations
>>818148*we're not tied down by corporations
>>818148>>818149>>818144And funded by insane people like
>>818148>>818149That, and you can actually do things with characters you rarely use without being Rick and Morty levels of obnoxiously meta.
>>817955MUTE IS GOING TO TAKE THAT BMC (Big Melville Cock) AND ENJOY EVERY INCH OF IT YOU FREAK. IT'S HIS DESTINY TO BE T.T's FATHER. MWAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAA>No! Mute is for big NASTY DIRTY homeless cock!!! especially tentacle demon cock.Hey what do you mean you're taking demon Hansel cock, but not Blenny cock? You double standard freak. >>817961>Brown and gingers and some female consentaclesYou're not slick, I see right through you. You like that strawberry chocolate, motherfucker. You view them white folk like trophies, das racist, but your true calling is THE CHOCOLATE.
A nice cup of cocoa to get cozy with...
>>818154
>>818155Since South Park sucks now (the show's words, not mine), I might as well live in North Park. I get to hang with cuties like Leslie (you) and you guys go on adventures that South Park can't
Had this fucking weird ass nightmare. So I was watching the new South Park episode, and I got to the ending where the boys have to accept that Stan is going to live in a retirement home. Then, seconds after they leave, Cartman, covered in puke and dirt, wanders into the scene in a daze and barely coherent. The show ends, and I get up to leave, only to see this giant vat of green goo in my room. I ignore it and walk away downstairs, and I see my entire extended family all chatting away normally. I get a snack, go back upstairs, and I see some guy on top of the edge of the goo vat. I yell at him, but it's too late, and he falls inside. I'm disturbed by this, but then it increased tenfold when the goo starts rising into the air and taking various shapes. it starts talking, and it's the guy from before, who has become one with the goo. He says he's going to start eating people, slips out of the vat, and slithers to where my family is. I run after him, but it's too late as I see him attach to someone's arm and start consuming him, The Thing-style. The person is eaten alive, and the goo guy starts aiming for another one. I run to the kitchen to find some way to fix this. I pull out a bar of soap, and it is somehow able to counteract the property of the goo. I jam my arm with the soap, inside the goo, and it lets out a horrible yelp before being absorbed. You're most likely curious why it was a bar of soap that absorbed him and not a sponge or something. I have no idea. I'm holding this green glowing bar of soap that I have no idea what to do with. I loosen my grip for a little, and goo begins spilling out of the soap, so I clench my fist on the soap before anything happens. I'm panicking and terrified about what I'm supposed to do as I have this evil goo monster in the palm of my hand, and my remaining surviving family members are somehow continuing their conversation as normal, as if half of them weren't assimilated. Then I wake up. Any North Parks for this feel?
>>818173That's so much better than the actual episode, ngl
I retire for one week and we get a fartfag, people talking about their dreams, some old heads return without posting any art and absolutely no one else of note you guys are hopeless perhaps I should stick around just a little bit longer
>>818180I'm relatively new to North Park, to be honest. I heard about it a ton because someone kept talkin about it on /co/. I just wanna talk about some of the characters
>>818184First: Welcome!Second: the /co/ posting is mostly a troll, sometimes we may chime in, but it's a troll.
>>818184welcome
>>818184Alright then, let's talk. What's on your mind?
>>818185Well, that troll's the reason I know about this place, so I guess it's fine.>>818187Who's that? Are they a vampire or ghost?>>818188I guess about Time Traveler. Is she stuck in a time loop? Because Asimov Prime's the reason she can time-travel to begin with.
>>818189thats ula she an albino vampire in fact she's the head vampire of the North Park vampire Society
>>818189Also for the second question at first but then the loop kind of got broken in the current meta
>>818187actually he hasOekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)
>>818189While Primesimov is the reason she can save herself from the bad future and therefore hope for a second chance, there is no one T.T. hates more than him and by proxy, Asimov himself. To be in her position is nothing short of tragic. Waking up every day to a ruined wasteland, dried up corpses devoid of anything that could identify them littering the ground you walk on. Legos at every corner, hungry to consume you. Synthetic prisons holding what used to be the last remnants of humanity, at least, the ones still recognizable as human. No signs of greenery anywhere, just dull greys and browns. Robot military force still patrolling the ground, looking for anything to quarantine. the only thing you have to your name is a ratty, old and worn grey jacket that smells like weed. All because of that damn robot that has a mouth, but refuses to scream. Then you get a second chance to change things, to give yourself a chance to not just save yourself, but everyone else who perish. And when you get there, you see that same robot, who caused everyone so much pain, just hanging out with other kids and enjoying himself. Wouldn't that piss you off?
plus you can just check the wiki, whatever's easier
>>818190Cool how they casually have actual Vampires there.>>818191>>818194That really puts things into perspective. Geez...Their moms are ok, though. their sister, not so much
>>818197The Vampires are the Vamp Kids of North Park, the joke is that no one knows they're real vampires.
>>818203I'm pretty sure at this point everyone knows
>>818204Probably, I mean, who else would order vats of SPF ∞?
>>818205SPF? Is that South Park Fries or something?
>>818208Thats sunscreen it stands for sun protection Factor
>>818210Oh, that makes sense!
long way let down
Houben Residence, 1st Floor, Living Room
Vera in her hunting grounds feeding on creeps in back alleys
And then AP was using her the whole time to pretty much assisted Suicide his entire timeline.There's also the pile of dead TTs that failed and got killed in various ways.There's also at least some part of her that really wants to like Asimov, which is a whole other can of worms
>>818257meant for >>818194
>>818257>There's also at least some part of her that really wants to like Asimov, which is a whole other can of wormsSome of my favorite lore I wish would come up more often
>>818256Cute.>>818257>>818260I loved doomed love
>>818260Based ship, get Asimov away from that half-clown freak and drooling retard.
>>818275You mean Beansy and Drew? But Drew seems alright
>>818276Beansy and Drew are for me.I will also draw porn of Sabrina soon.
ASIMOV IS SO FUCKING CUTE! I CAN'T STAND IT!
>>818278quiet TT
>>818276She's literally half clown half eldritch abomination, her dad fucking with that shit is why Nightmare Guy exists.
>>818280My man, re-read the Lore, Nightmare Guy may or may not be Bongo's reincarnation/Bongo died doing the invisible box trick fucking with Mime Magic and died in front of the whole time a miserable death and everyone laughed at the funny clowns.Slappy was sobbing, trying to open the invisible box, and the whole town thought it was just part of the act.
>>818281Where do you think he got the mime-magic from?What, is a mime gonna tell him?Write it down on some invisible paper?
>>817623Jonesy just thinks they are Mischief Maker partners in crime totally unaware this is their 3rd dateTT is ready to introduce friends totally kiss on the lips nothing gay about that to this "friendship" knowing for God damn well she's going to fall for it....and Asimov is there I guess I just wanted to add them him the picture since both of these people bully him
>>818284Cucked into existence
>>818285This Asimov Prime sits on a chair the corner of the room eternally watching
Does TT still kill Asimov after AP's timeline is wiped out?like her mission is complete, and the threat of A2 is gotten rid of later down the line.
>>818285>>818286Man DA, whatchu got against the cute robot boy?
>>818288That's how you >>818284 literally just described AP coming back into existence I just ran with it
>>818289Don't try to hide what you did
>>818289>>818290I was more in the thought line of an Asimov head getting constantly fucked with leading to AP happening.Don't involve me in your cuckshit fantasies
>>818291That's not how it came across man. so in this new timeline does AP make everyone fuck to death while he watches? Is this the origin of the sex universe
episode NTTR after the decapitated head of an old Asimov Reactivates in Jonesy's closet let's call him Asimov C and he watches a make-out session with tt and Jonesy a new bad timeline is made where in this future everyone fucks to death while cuckimov prime watches a new sex negative super Puritan time traveler comes to North Park to rid of all its sexual energy Chaz the fucker Society, Missy and Ula gets a futuristic chastity belts placed on the while the Armstrong's get some sort of modesty covering goo that covers all there shame placed upon them it up to Jonesy and regular tt to stop this tyrannical Puritan
>>818292He just does what the original AP did, hence why I had him fading back into existence.he faded out of existence when his timeline was destroyed
>>818293I'd rather not honestly
>>818295Why so serious?
>Jonesy possesses Asimov, uses him to do lewd shit with TT>Asimov can feel everything but Jonesy keeps edging him.>Something distracts Jonesy leading to her control slipping and Asimov robo-creampies TT>Jonesy makes him plow her as punishment>Both of the end up carrying Asimov's cyborg spawn
>>818296I just hate cuckshit.
>>818298Don't worry He's just the Catalyst of the episode we're mainly dealing with Puritan TT or PuriTTan
>>818299He or she should have a futuristic fanny pack since that is the most unsexiest article of clothing to pull out his anti-sex weapons
>>818300They should be stacked and completely hate it, like the opposite of how TT wishes she has tits but is flat as a board
>>818293PuriTTan should attack the maid Cafe sort of like the Terminator from Terminator I think it was either two or three as his or hers first stop to eliminate sex in North Park
>>818297hot~
>>818302>They deal with the final target>They fade out of existence>Everything they did is undone>Turns out, they're from a timeline where TT was actually conceived sexually rather than a tube
>>818305But since everything is undone wouldn't they come back she's just RGB lighting fading in and out of existence
>>818308The one time the time cops may actually be necessary yet they don't show up
You promise to take Rosalind tagging She’s just looking for her empty spot you going to be here for a while
Anyone got that Danny Slader image?
>>818311How much of this is still true today?
>>818311>>818312we need a Asimov slander image gets genocidal at the slightest provocation
>>818313That's just Asimov 2, and he had a valid reason to hate humanity.Not defending genocide, btw.
>>818314nah nah this >>818290 would imply it regular Asimov since a2 is just a head in gardener teddy's shed its always been Asimov
>>818315he was scapegoating a2 all along Asimov 1 has been the evil twin
>>818314>Not defending genocide, btw.well I am! FUCK ALL THINGS SUPERNATURAL! PURGE THE INFAIDELS!ERRADICATE VAMPS TO A BLODDSTAIN ON THE FLOOR! SCRAP THE ROBOTS! THE AUSTRALIANS CAN GO TO!
>>818315That's not Asimov, that's a revived Asimov head.Asimov is completely unaware of this
>>818317shut up you, you have no almost art, almost no episodes, and definitely no bitches
>>818318So what you're telling me is cuckimov prime is canonical and share the same memories as AP basically making them the same entity balls in your court
>>818315That's Asimov Prime, who's a fusion of both of them....so still Asimov>>818317Who's this chick?
>>818320No, I'm saying it's an entirely different character from A1 and A2.so this theoretical AC and the resultant Prime would be a derivative with entirely different memories
>>818316Didn't we already do this song and dance in an old thread?
>>818323But then how does he fade back into existence that would imply he left existence to begin with which would mean he'd have to be the original Asimov Prime see you activated my trap card AA>>818322Vanessa halestead Supernatural genocidal freak , monster fucker's polar opposite, number one Vera hater, a man from the Edwardian era who keeps swapping bodies and dropping Supernatural bodies till he got to the modern times this girl and goes by Vanessa
>>818325...I can fix them
>>818312Danny truly is AU bizarro Max if Max was a brown haired kid with a cute blonde "gf" sister. He's like the Son of Father from Bread Boys.He truly is Max jr. They truly are yin yang. Even his arrogance matches him. His father would be so proud.... in a twisted sort of way.
>>818326fixing Vanessa geez talk about sisyphean
>>818325My idea was completely separate from yours, hence me saying >Don't involve me in your cuckshit fantasies
>>818328I mean, I don't like Vampires, so I should be good in their eyes, right?
>>818327Stop hating is bad Asimovanon we're just having fun here playing games
>>818324Dannyanon has a really weird fixation on Asimov actually being evil.
>>818329Then why'd you delete it because you knew it was show that you led to the idea happening I wouldn't had this idea if you didn't impregnated me with your brain baby and now you deny your own son be the father you're supposed to be
>>818331I didn't post that, All I've posted is >>818297
>>818333DA, you're starting to sound like Max and it's creeping me out
>>818334prove it with a screen shot so we can see if there's a you on it
>>818330If you're not Supernatural in a way then you should be good though you'll have to deal with her does this make me gay side of her
>>818336k
>>818338and extra proof that post wasn't me
>>818327Danny is going to yell in his Teens Titans Robin voice "I'M NOTHING LIKE YOU" while pulling out the list of differences conveniently written down on Max's page.20 whole points of how similar Danny and Max are despite being red vs blue.https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/MaxI think Danny is going to go insane over his rapist father.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BXDO98nRcHo
>>818338hahaha really cute but i meant the one you're claiming not to be you what does this even prove? this >>818331 one if it helps
>>818341here >>818339
>>818338>>818339fine I believe you
This thread's been weird...And it'll get weirder since we've hit bump limit.
>>818343CoolWhat did you think of >>818297by the way?
>>818344God I hope not
>>818317Made for Correction by Nightmare guy
>>818345its cool
>>818340I should have known it was you
>>818327Thanks for reminding me. Oh cool they posted 12 days ago. Hahaha father is going insane that he can't catch his son in the act of gooning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eBu3wQKHcAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjF2zZruoCM
With the way PuriTTan dresses, you'd think she'd come from the 17th century, not 17 decades in the future. Here to purge degeneracy, North Park is a hotbox of drugs, sex, booze and cucks. Not wanting to risk showing some skin(her wrists) to anyone who can see, her time travel device of choice is a huge solid clock that she lugs around with her to go anywhere. Do not even attempt to steal it, she will use it to bludgeon you to near death.
>>818347>Made for Correction by Nightmare guy Stuffing her in the hell mouth in his chestthere, added a fix there 4u
>>818349My name is Trey Parker and I LOVE Tegridy.
>>818351Purittan blowing a gasket after reading Agatha's doujin yaoi comics
>>818355She flips her lid when she sees the maid cafe, and Maria in nothing but a bikini and her lab coat gives her the fits
>>818351>There's a one-shot fetishistic fashion character that's in love with having sex with plastinc mannequins in clothes and find organic bodies disgusting.>TT is stuck between a conundrum of taking off her clothes temporarily so she doesn't get raped by the clothes fetisher and ....>She burns the cum-soaked clothes to a crisp and tries to find new clothes, but to no avail. All the clothes in this AU are too conventionally sexy.
>>818351Is this her Halloween costume or a TT from another timeline? If it's the former,
>>818359If it's the former, I guess time traveling screwed with her sense of time
>>818359it's this >>818293
>>818361So she doesn't like sex? How will the human race reproduce, then?
>>818363To be fair they all died out because of sex in her timelineI imagine she has more of an very old fashioned kind of view of sex only married couples they can't have any public display of affections nothing and the least bit titillating
>>818364Oh, she'd HATE Panty and Stocking, then.I imagine she somehow got it canceled in her timeline
>>818365No it was probably canceled due to the Apocalypse caused by a giant cuck robot forcing everyone to fuck and suck until they all died while it watches from its Eternal cock chair
>Excessive sex causes deathWhat? do they all turn into Species-tier locust aliens that spread an infertile virus through sex and everyone dies from infertility?
>>818368Probably
>>818368most Died due to dehydration, hunger, lack of nutrition, various sex related injuries and some drowned in various bodily fluid. it's Non-Stop sex sess till they dropped and sometimes they keep going after they dropped. The Legends say it was pleasure until it was pain and then it became someone pleasurable again then extremely painful and then numbness and then even more painful and then pleasurable again and then they died.
>>818371Chaz was then found dead in the streets 2 minutes later
wtf happened i only haven't checked in for like 1 day lol
>>818373Dannyanon showed up and we made a better episode for free than Matt and Trey can with 1.5 billion dollars
>>818373which anon is this
>>818372He suffers a fate worse than death Eternal chastity belt it can only be removed if you are planning to procreate (not for pleasure) with your wife in a secluded area and then it comes back on like a Spider-Man symbiote after the seed is dispensed into your wife of course she'll never experience the orgasm and foreplay is not allowed
Future Leslie's Blood and Sex Cult went a bit too far in this timeline, didn't?
>>818378Blood for the blood God sex for the sex god
>>818377...Jesus, killing him would be more merciful
cuckimov prime wept for there is no more n hentia tags left to do
I, for one love this insane Dannyanon.Maybe someone else will finally keep my company in North Park, I will open the portal for him soon.
North park nights in this else world episode north park is a speak easy in the 1920's owned by the main three but when the greedy gangter Vera see their business is cutting into her profits she tries to get the corrupt cop gancy to shut them down. this just Harlem nights with north park
>>818389I wanna see 1920's Jerry
>>818389it then turns into sinners at the halfway point
>>818397it's one of the few times the vamps are allowed to be dangerous and kill a few of the main cast since it isn't Canonical
>>818398Like a Treehouse of Horror episode? Nice!Maybe North Park should have non-canon episodes so supernatural/android/whatever characters can show how they can be taken seriously
>>818297>>818371Is Asimov-Prime strictly straight or he let's the humans fuck anything even the squirrels in the trees and the trees themselves since a hole is a hole to Asimov or is that illogical for a robot and he's straight as an arrow?Asimov-Prime! stop!! the human race cannot handle this much sexooo!!!! your life has become nothing but sex!! Staph it!!! This is madness!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAZiDlM6MV4Any of you watched the Species movies and the deleted scene where Patrick strangles a guy pretending to be a woman in bed?
3rd grade girl urban explorers
>>818408Lol, the oppai loli is still seething about losing the CKbowl
>>817631The AI in TT watch is busted stranding her in the near future so she goes to the one person who could talk to it to fix it though she gets a little surprise
>>818408>"Girls, I don't mean to bother you, but I'm stuck..."
>>818408Cuties! Especially Tricia
>>818444who the hell is Trisha
>>818449Well there's Trisha and Patricia but neither of them are in the picture
>>818432I'll get the jaws of life
>>818449The girl in the pink shirt. Unless I forgot her name
>>818453That's Ashley
>>818453If you mean the red head then that's Sabrina but if you mean the brown girl then that's Ashley
>>818454>>818455Yes, I meant Ashley. I somehow thought it was Trishia
Hands down the best character in the entirety of North Park. This is how you do trope subversion.https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/Rulf_Br%C3%BCkmalleg
>>818459What do you like about him? What trope does he subvert?
>>818460Yeah, I don't get it either. Is it that his plan of ridding the world of able-bodied is contradicting?
>>818416god i love bisexual tt so much
>>818462Ok, but what about Jonesy's ass?
the mark Vera: you're fucked up the last six cons Freddy but that guy over there looks pretty stupid so theres no way you could possibly screw this one up
>>818468i dont care i just love my boyfriend (female)
orb's last prophecy
teaser. might be one of skimshbag's "kids". so far i came up around 4. ill do ref sheets later
episode archive (Chronicle parody)Jerry, Mandy, chaz and Curtis are partnered up to make a documentary for a school project. while filming their project they come across a Crystal that gives Chaz, Mandy, and Jerry telekinetic powers. As the episode progresses Mandy Jerry and Chaz begin to become possessed by this Crystal making them almost a zombie like forcing them to collect things to feed the crystal. Curtis is extremely salty he didn't get any powers the entire time b plot Danny and Dani are mad by the amount of Psychics just popping up that's like they're one defining trait and its being diluted
>>818475Who's that other girl?>>818482Sounds cool! Curtis seems like he'd be a little annoying.
>>818487Lori long story short she was once Danny's orb of knowledge that Jerry fucking hated that was just a plot device to do what ifs and see alternate universes and then Jerry broke it Unleashing a very nihilistic ghost of an Oracle that tried to destroy the world and then she was reincarnated as Lori a happy-go-lucky girl who can see only bad futures and is incredibly unlucky
>>818488So Jerry's stuck with a reincarnated ghost he hates?
>>818489No he doesn't hate her they actually got along quite well once he unleashed the ghost and once they trapped her again in the orb he kind of got obsessed with it then she chose to reincarnate. From what I remember I think Jerry doesn't know Lori was orb (that's what we called the ghost) though neither does Lori. Lori feel some magnetic attraction towards Jerry though she doesn't know why just wants to make him happy for some reason
>>818491Aw, cute!Has she ever made him happy before?
>>818492it's a work in progress
>>818493Part of me wants to make a drawing of Jerry as a plush.He clearly doesn't like it
Puth her thaith, thshe thays thomethin ditherenth
Or don'th, she thosen'th care. Only ableth bodyth boys can thouchthe
>>818497>>818498Wait a minute...She's standing... How?
>>818499sold her friend Billie's soul to the devil (Blenny) so she could gain the ability to walk upright. Surely this will help her attract able-bodied boys to her...surely. Billie has currently been amputated and had her legs given to Georgina to fulfill the deal. Billie is a good friend.
Floor plan for Leslie's house, 1st floor
episode meth parkAfter Mandy and Chaz finds themselves locked in a unplugged freezer for a few days once they get out they soon discover the town they love is actually a meth field slums run by the Thompson drug cartel and the townsfolk are just their victims
>"he doesn't even complain about what he watches in it anymore, just scrolls and scrolls..."
>>818510Eh, I prefer Drew/Beansy/Asimov personally.TT/A1/Jonesy would be toxic as hell to poor Asimov, and he's a good boy who deserves to be happy.
>>818515He treats this thing like Netflix or Youtube
>>818516yeah to that I agree the angry internet ghost and the angry time traveler don't need no man
Episode raisins returnsVera and yashu has to work together because raisins has returned to North Park and it's not only taking their business but also their girls since they actually pay them up decent wage b plot after breaking something Lydia is forced to buy a new one so she has to get a job at the new raisins but can't let anyone know she's there so she takes up a new identity she bullies Jonesy into making her a actually new identity the ending is Vera and yashu are cornered There's No Escape Vera just pulls out a cell phone call the police claiming that there's a child exploitation business while the owner yells at her trying to convince the cops this isn't true but he gets arrested and the business shut down in North Park once again
>>818523>DannyAnon ruins one of the OG snipsweak
>>818528Just call her bi and stop being a baby
>Old ships from classic North Park are being forgotten/replaced with new ships featuring more recent charactersWhich classic ship is getting hit next? Posie x Sid? Delly x Crip?
>>818530They're rarely talked about so they're probably safe.TT gets brought up often because she's tied to Asimov so deeply
>>818530From what I've seen of North Park, "modern" North Park doesn't feel that different from "classic" North Park. Just something I've observed.'>>818531It's like how people ship Stan and Kyle or Butters and Kenny.
>>818528>>818530>>818531Pretty sure the ship sank and was dead with Beansy and Drew so take it up with them fag also you're welcome to draw and or write Asimov and time traveler all you want Unless you're saying the ship is ruined because There's a clearly superior ship and in that case I'm sorry that I caused controversy for my superiority
T.T x Asimov? T.T x Jonesy? Both shit.T.T x Romo is where it's at. They've got far better chemistry.
>>818533Big Max energy in this post
>>818534Holy crack ship Batman!
>>818532>From what I've seen of North Park, "modern" North Park doesn't feel that different from "classic" North Park. Just something I've observed.'Wait until you learn about the deeper lore. How every north park character is reincarnated from someone. How the founder place a book. How North park is being watched from a faction of the government. North park literally has a canon beginning and a canon ending. That being, some random named the founder came and married a frog. and that Asimov Prime destroy everything
>>818537I need all of this shit explained right now.Just link the Wiki pages for all of this
>>818297What would a Jonesy/Asimov baby look like?I kinda wanna see art of that "You spent nine months in my womb making me suffer, ONLY TO LOOK LIKE YOUR STUPID DAD!" Meme with Jonesy, TT, and Asimov
>>818539Jonesy and TT as the moms and Asimov as the dad btw, I don't want any mpreg shit
>>818541>T. Pussy
>>818539>>818541Jonesy and Asimov kinda already have a son Alex Alexander though Jonesy just calls him her brother he's the nepter of North Park forgotten most of the time
>>818543Weird looking shota. Does he get molested?
>>818543How is that even possible? Jonesy's a ghost and Asimov's an andriod.
>>818545She stole his code one time, which may as well be the robot equivalent of sperm
>>818546...well, if Satan can get pregnant in South Park, I shouldn't question that
>>818544>>818545long story short Jonesy used one of her eggs ( not like she was using them) and a copy of Asimov's sentience code as the sperm and sorta sped up time a few years on the internet and he popped out
>>818546>>818548>Code is spermDoes that mean that every time Asimov downloads himself into a new body that he's impregnating his new body with himself?
>>818549I guess so...
>>818550gross
>>818551Well, what else is he gonna do?
>>818535>>818533BDE? nonono, BME. I love Max Jr. I wonder what his father would think of him now.>>818543Oh no Jonesy is having children and proteges that mimic her autism and looks. Like father like son. Like mother like son. What kind of relationship does Jonesy have with her son? "Look at my beautiful blue virus, isn't it grand?" I hope she doesn't fuck her son. >inb4 somebody has to teach him the birds and the bees of viruses and robots, who else will? >inb4 that 1 time AA finds his mother's gangbang porn video.Danny were you Max's alter ego all along? having an autism battle with yourself?
>>818555do you believe your own lies? because I'm not buying them also Alex been here for at least a year now how have you missed this
>>818556He's kinda just there ... he doesn't do anything memorable. He's kinda like "Jonesy's son" rather than "Alex". If he came first and had more personality then Jonsey would be called Alex's mom just like Jerry's mom.
>>818557Well, I admire our little code sperm boi.
Behind closed doors. https://files.catbox.moe/yguofn.webp
Does this mean free pajama day for the 4th graders? https://files.catbox.moe/te6syv.webp
>>818560>>818562good shit
>>818562Maria/Kiddy?I don't see it.She doesn't seem to like big muscly men.Maybe it's because he's a dad?
Interaction if Asimov gets the last hit in the zombie Jonesy boss fightIt's the winter season that means Christmas clash is back baby!What is Christmas clash basically hypothetical North Park top down arcade shooter basically zombies ate your neighbors meets cod zombies. During a Christmas LARP snowball fight chaz played a dirty trick and threw a Frozen snowball at Danny head sending his powers over the Dead into overdrive which Resurrected the head of an ancient dead God under the lake near the Chateau the newly Resurrected then started raising the the Dead around town is up to a team of four of your favorite kid characters (and DLC of all the adult characters as kids) to face off against the zombie horde defeat the dead God's generals the zombies of all the ghosts and Dead characters we know and love And some that's just important to Lore and finally face off against the evil head Each playable character is one of either four archetypes reindeer ( speed), elf ( builder) Snowman( range) and Santa ( power)
>>818575God I loved this event hopefully we can make lightning strike twice this year
>>818575Yashu is a SantaCK is a Snowman (Because of his boomerang mask)Teeny Steeve is a reindeer
>>818578teeny steeve too small to be playable he's an asset character
>>818580>Is close to being homelessWhat's up with this? Is the Iris family really that close to having to move in with Hansel?
>>818575Fish Boy's costume for the event
>>818530Honestly thought I was the only one who noticed that and I have to admit I'm not a fan of it since the new ones get pushed so hard to be canon and basically replace what was previously there for years. Nu-Park is very hard to keep up with and a lot of changes and events seem unnecessary or just ridiculous and don't fit with any narrative or anything
>>818560>>818562And I forgot to add, but this is some good shit mate. I wish we had more lewd artists aroundI'm glad Cass in particular still gets anything
>>818584Pretty close in Nu Park lore now. Honestly, the Iris family overall probably would be the family to have it the hardest, considering both the homeless twins and the Carreys. As you notice, everyday is literally a life and death situation for some of them. Seems like Nu Park punishes them hard.>>818587what changes did you notice that was a replacement?
>>818589They're getting pushed very hard and it feels pretty forced. This Danny post >>818533 reads like he's hating on the original ship and trying to replace it with his instead, probably because it involves his own character and is therefore more interesting to him. Post itself was also a pretty aggressive response all things considered. Nothing against Danny though, he's usually pretty chill but it really seems like it
>>818587Ultimately chalks up to old characters not getting the attention newer characters get. New anons want to use the newer characters they helped shape, and older anons who helped build up old characters stop visiting the threads. Most Sid and Crip content for example was fuelled by their creator, who doesn't visit anymore. Are there any old characters who deserve a renaissance? Of course if there is, there needs to also be anons willing to make content for them.
>>818590it really seems like it was unnecessary*Don't know how or why 4chan ate the last part of my post
>>818590You would be annoyed too if you're doing a group project you're doing your part of the project and some else constantly moaning that you're not doing their part of the project as well. I'm sorry that just annoying to hear every other thread by what I assume is one perhaps two anons who don't draw or write. even something as simple as it be cool if this happened with this character like seriously if I like the idea I could at least attempt to draw it assuming its not difficult to draw.>pushing to be canonical I ain't pushing shit to be Canon just stating my opinion and drawing artin my opinion The difference between New and Old North Park is when new North Park makes a character they do shit with them like what are the crippled Army, Natasha, and Rick doing?
>>818584I mean they literally have one income source and it's from Nolan who doesn't have the most stable source of income.
>>818580Who the FUCK do you think you are, slandering the GOAT like this?!? I should have known you assholes wouldn't be content just keeping your mouths shut, I'm not surprised at all that you fired shots at me. "Hey, let's go fuck with Jerry" "Hey, you know who I think hasn't suffered enough? That blonde kid!" "Fuck you in particular." I know how this goes, the cycle of endless tormenting bullshit that is my life. I won't even dignify this retarded post with s response.
>>818575Santas - Heavy hitters who can take as many hits as they can dish out. Most viable with Melee, so get up close and personal. Snowmen - Ranged sharpshooters with the furthest reach whose projectiles pack quite the punch. Keeping your distance is your most viable strategyReindeers - Fast scouts who can cover a lot of ground and evade attacks more often. Have longer dashes that give you invincibility frames. Elves - Reliable supports who’ll keep themselves and their team alive with fast healing. Building will be a breeze as long as you have an elf on your team.
more lewds please
also fun fact Christmas clash was inspired by the south park Xbox live tower defense gamehttps://youtu.be/xB25y7VZiLw?si=CYJArW-pTFdQ7wtj
remember Christmas clash are available to all characters ( though some characters that don't fit the standard humanoid child large medium or small will be subject to an item or merchant character) are welcome to participate you can write interaction with other characters costume ideas ( from what I remember we got street clothes, water logged a les type ghost, pajamas, cyberized a Jonesy type ghost, fantasy larp, superhero larp, gender bend, no brainer au, weird west, series 2 time skip basically what if everyone moved up a grade, and Zombie) which each costume has their own interactions. if you want some character art suggestions would be nice hint hint
>>818603Teeny Steeve is a mini boss (He's riding a pissed off actual Reindeer) and after you beat him he becomes an assist that gives random buffs through the wall secrets
>>818601Okay, lets have some suggestions
>>818605Personally wanna see some Nurse Maggie, Mute, Trisha or TTYour choice which
>>818605Mute x Cindy yuri
>>818608seconding i miss them
>>818605lore correction, one of her eyes is an X because Jonsey actually was shot dead. The X is her bullet mark so she covers it up
>>818610considering she got huge knockers this means this is adult Jonesy after resurrection Sunday so both eyes are correct in this case but glad someone remembered this lore tidbit
>>818610>>818611Wow, kinda like Hazbin Hotel
>>818612it's more of a empty socket with a ghostly pupil context water shorts her out
>>818605Maria in nothing but an open labcoat!
>>818600The description of the roles kinda reminds me of Yokai Watch Blasters.Maybe it's my leftover autism speaking
>>818605oh my God this is awesome man glad someone else see the vision
Work for Dannyanon
>>818605Nicole and Rachel yuri??
>>818605jerry: I ain't ever seen h(er)im this happyMandy: I wonder what (s)he sawchaz: probably something stupid
>>818605Why is Jonesy such a slut
>>818641daddy issues
>>818642also a deep seated need for attention
>>818642>>818643100% gonna end up riding oversized dildos on onlyfans
>>818644that's definitely one timeline
>>818644Nah, she'll probably riding Leslie's brother
>>818650If he's lucky she'll let him guest star in some of her videos
>>818608Just gals being pals
>>818653KINOABSOLUTE. KINO.I freaking missed these gals
>>818653kino
interaction after the randomized erased AP boss fight if Jonesy and tt are on your team Jonesy: hey you said I couldn't have stop AP since I was trapped on the moon in the future right? TT: yeahJonesy: why didn't you bring me from the present to the beginning of his reign of terror to shut him down with my magic electric ghost powers TT as she realizes she wasted years of her life : I uh you see... I.....TT: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!
>>818660>Giving Jonesy control of a god machine when she's known to have megalomaniacal tendencies herself ... Not a great plan
>>818661Jonesy is stupid and she's easily manipulatable tell her she's a good girl and doing a good job with the slights hints of fatherly affection she'll be eating out of the palm of your handsfun fact off-site we talked about how our characters would fare in other universes and I said that in the DC Universe 100% woukd be captured by Amanda Waller and this is how she controls her
>>818662Jonesy is about to monologue that there's a new manager in town but all the people crowd around her gives her praise and one pats her head her pupils dilate and glimmers realizing this is the one thing she always wanted
>>818663ten years later there's a Temple erected to their new God and her high priest TT has to tell her to save the world from an alien invasion with the same Cadence a parent would tell their child to clean their room and Jonesy drags her feet into the Asimov Prime mech to engage in the most awesome mech battle know to man
>>818664Even better than Evangelion or Gurren Lagann?
>>818662>>818663>>818664>Asimov and a2 kept in a permanent and I must scream enslaved statekinda uncomfortable with the unfortunate implications of that.
>>818666 oh I'm sorry the genocide bot is put on time out till he chills the fuck out
>>818667To be fair, the Genocide part is only one third of the robot.Like, it's canon that Asimov and A2 would be constantly struggling for control of the gestalt of the two of them and the grey goo nanobots, with Asimov trying to help humanity and A2 trying to wipe them out.Like, if she just removed A2's influence AP would be an instant source of good.AP's initial rampage is because Asimov is in despair over his robot family being destroyed and not able to fight A2's influence over the gestalt.
>>818668So Asimov Prime is 3 beings instead of 2?
>>818669For a long while after they fuse, they only combine into one character around the time TT is born and humanity is already past the point of no return
>>818670So AP is Asimov, A2 and a bit of his own being? What are the grey goo nanobots?
>>818668There would have been an initial attack with a lot of people dead for Jonesy to stop considering that there was a crowd ready to praise her so I don't think there's a way of humanity just letting Asimov off the hook for it and Jonesy or tt ain't going to go to bat for him so it is what it is
>>818671They're a failed attempt by Asimov to create his own little brother, they're more of an animalistic hivemmind than a developed character.and it's more like the final AP is a fusion of Asimov and A2's consciousnesses after many years of them fighting each other for control, if they had just immediately became AP they probably would have been a force for good, but since they only formed after everything was well and truly fucked they send TT back in time to stop Asimov and A2 from ever fusing in the first place
>>818672I still think that splitting them back apart is better than keeping them as a slave
>>818673Oh, so like Ada but worse?
>>818675yeah, pretty much.They're about as smart as a dog
>>818674adult Drew: can you split them apart Jonesy: yesadult drew: will you do it Jonesy: no high priesTT drags drew out the temple
>>818678Glad none of this is canon, Jonesy is the worst
>>818679in this thread but he was being gaslight after Suffering tragedy So was Griffith hell Griffith has more of an excuse cuz he was literally being controlled by Fate
>>818560>>818562I need to finish my self-insert Beansy porn.-DrewAnon
>>818681Are you self inserting as beansy, or as the person fucking them?
>>818683Why the fuck would I self-insert as Beansy, I'm self-serting as the person fucking them, I'm literally drawing me fucking them like I did with Leslie.
>>818680Asimov literally had to watch what was pretty much his whole family die, is forcibly fused with A2 against his will, and as soon as he gets over the despair of losing his family desperately fights with A2 for control.Comparing him to Griffith of all characters is like comparing apples to hand grenades
>>818684>Why the fuck would I self-insert as Beansyyou really wanna get screwed by asmiov, drew, or both at the same time?
>>818686I wanna Screw Drew, but not Asimov.Also Sabrina, I'm just gonna embrace insanity.
>>818685Griffith had it far worse mind body broken and was made to make a choice by devils all the while being guided by fate yet no one cries about Griffith redemption or if he The face is a punishment it should be reduced and demand he get a happy ending
>>818688Because Griffith was never a good person, he was always a self interested power obsessed control freak who only had his mind and body broken because of his own actions in an attempt to gain more power.Asimov is a robot that just wants to be friendly and help people.yet again, apples to hand grenades
>>818690Doesn't matter how good the intentions are the roads still lead to the end of life on earth and for that he needs his permanent coma / puppet time out Asimov is like a werewolf no matter how good the person is they still need to be taken out for everyone's safety
>>818692Man, you've really got a strong anti-asimov bias, huh?what did the robot boy ever do to you?
>>818692Nah, he can't be blamed for what A2 does.which you seem to ignore, that A2 is the evil element in AP who needs to learn to chill out
Episode where A2 goes to therapy.
>>818695I'm sorry I don't think super Mega Turbo Hitler now with tragic backstory should be left off the hook for his actions >>818696a2 is Asimov if you cared so much about his revenge why doesn't he just rapebcripple fucker to death already I know why because deep down in his core he's just a petty little abusive bitch who wants to hurt people who done nothing to him make his problem everyone else's at least Jonesy ( who don't get me wrong is a bad person) stick to people who have wronged her in her eyes and is generally okay with people who hasn't
>>818698What about preventing Super Mega Turbo Hitler from becoming Super Mega Turbo Hitler?
>>818699sure I'll be glad to we'll just find his creator and drop him on his head when he's a baby so he'll never achieve any academic success and will just end up as a underpaid Walmart greeter future saved. a2 doesn't want help he just wants to abuse and killing cripple fucker won't help because something else is going to happen to him just make him again he's a walking time bomb best to just get rid of them
>>818700just to be clear I mean in universe I luv you Asimovanon <3
>>818701No problem, babe~
>>818707Oh when he makes gay jokes you go for it but the one time I joke shipped us, you immediately get all "That's gay"
>>818710When?
>>818699Seriously, just stop Crip from fucking the toaster and the future is saved.
>ITThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6UAKupEhM
>>818719This is not even the same scenario since Jonesy stopped him right before he was going to do it he even killed some people and you asking for Leniency
>>818720A2 was the one in control, and he is an intrinsically different person from A1.So therefore Asimov has done nothing wrong.
Need art of Jonesy getting plowed by Asimov and her calling him daddy
>>818722i drew something similar to that >>818721they are the same person okay hypothetical should someone be released from prison for murder if their split Personality did it
This entire thread's been a mess...
>>818724It's the Beansysex isn't it?
>>818725That's not it, in fact, we've only seen the sketch.
>>818718That would've been so easy.Why hasn't someone tried that already?
>>818730Go back in time, tell him he'll shit himself if he fucks A2, or tell him Delly will beat the fuck out of him if he does.
episode where we see the what if a2 head fell to someone else almost of them end up back to cripple fucker except the last one which is pre death Jonesy it shows they would've had a good life together similar to the opening from up then a2 wakes up as Jonesy on her deathbed tells him this isn't real but what's wrong with what ifs
>>818731Or just snipe Crip.
>>818723>they are the same person okayTHEY LITERALLY AREN'T THOUGH!THEY ARE TWO SEPARATE BEING WITH THEIR OWN THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS!YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!
>>818735They are the same person though they shared the same thoughts memories and emotions about those memories up until cripple got them at best you can say he's a alternate personality due to a trauma response
>>818736Dani and Danny are the same person Jerry and Jenny are the same person
>>818737this goes double for Asimov since he has multiple bodies >>818735but answer the hypothetical question should a man with split personalities be let off the hook for murder since only one of them did it?
>>818731cripple fucker: forgive my sins I'm only human so you know I'm gonna do it again.
>>818736After Crip got a hold of A2 he ceased to be exactly the same as asimov though, because Asimov didn't go through any of the situations that A2 did, hence they developed different personalities, thoughts and opinions>>818737They aren't though!From the moment they experience something different from the originals they become separate entities, even more so because they're gender bent versions.Saying that they're exactly the same is retarded>>818739It's a bad faith hypothetical so there's no reason to argue against itAs for Asimov's multiple bodies, those are all empty shells until Asimov's consciousness is uploaded into them.
>>818741ask yourself this would Asimov be a2 if the Asimov we know got cripped and would the a2 we know be Asimov if he wasn't if yes then they are the same God damn person? if Danny got cripped he wouldn't become A2 wanna know why because he's not Asimov he have a different response because he's a different person
Cripplefucker will continue to rape the disabled no matter what we do. He's a lost cause. We should euthanize him.
>>818742>If the boy who can raise the dead, see ghosts and summon gods from the earth was constantly molested, he TOTALLY wouldn't do anything that bad. Really. Promise
>>818742If Asimov got crippled he would transfer over to a new body!A2 couldn't do that thanks to a glitch in his programming that just sent a copy of his consciousness while leaving him behind as just a head!
So A-2 has technically one life, since if he dies, whatever comes afterwards will just be another Asimov, correct?
>>818745So shouldn't A2 be A1, since A1 is just a copy of A2's consciousness pre-Crip?
>>818744never said he wouldn't do anything bad I said he wouldn't become A2 Danny would throw CF into the tentacle rape pit of hell then preform pychic surgery on himself to forget about what happened to him and never know why he doesn't like to be touched anymore
>>818746No, he's only got one life because his death protocol has already been triggered and can't be triggered again.Even if it could, it would send a copy of A2's consciousness at the time of death, meaning it would still be A2.
everyone shut up and draw more pictures of Asimov crossdressing
So nobody like the Momstrongs?? <:(
>>818753I guess not
>>818755I like them, but I have no idea what to draw them doing.
>>818756maybe draw them stretching around
>>818653ok bro
>>818758>"Ok, which one of us is calling the fire department?">"You are, arm's stuck and can't reach my phone.">"Alright, but you're cleaning the suits tomorrow.">"Deal.">"Love ya.">"Love you too babe."
>>818759It’s aged up, senpai. Same as the Jonsey pic.
>>818753I don’t dislike them but they basically feel like a redux of the Asimoms. But the Asimoms have been around longer and have more defined personalities, even if the personalities are as simple as the fun one and the strict one.I actually think the momstrongs would have stood out better if they werent lesbian moms, maybe even combining them into a single character and having Sammy just have a single mom.
>>818766But there's already like 2 single moms
>>818767Then give him a dad
>>818759you kinda assumed they're children so why you imagining children screwing you creep
>>818766Jonesy: cough better version of the Asimom cough
>>818768I personally HC he does have a dad, but one of the moms divorced him after finding out she liked women more and eventually met the other mom.
>>818770shut up, lightning loli
>>818771Of course this all up to sammyanon, his OCs, his rules.
>>818771Sounds a little close to the Alita backstory for why she left Mac Tonight
>>818753>>818766Perhaps if one of them kept the stretchy powers and the other one had a different power set. Y'know, so they stand out more as super heroes.
>>818774I assumed that Mac Tonight is just a sperate father figure for Asimov since he was an abandoned animatronic in a dumpster. I also assumed that Alita and Mac were exes, but moreso to make dun of the "Mayor has multuple spouses and must hide it from the public" trope
>>818768Didn't he remodel a McDonald's mascot to be a pretend dad?
>>818771>>818774Yeah that's already the asimom's deal too LOL>>818775Kinda agree, them having the same powerset and outfit and general appearance just makes them feel like the same character twice. And when you have the same character twice on top of already being similar to two preexisting characters, it's natural people aren't gonna be as drawn to them.
I will give the momstrong something that the asimoms don't have they are genuinely sexy I feel like the asimoms are only sexy because the narrative says they are and not design or anything they do really.
>>818774Mac Tonight backstory is irrelevant because it's fake and actually made up with Sammy it will be real my face when Asimov is just ripping off Sammy's life
>>818779I think they are about the same level of sexiness
I'm going to beat you up, Danny. Asimoms came firstAsimoms are conventally attractive, just because you're GAY, doesn't make that fact any less true Asimoms may be robots, but they have sovl
>>818779Of course DANNYanon would prefer the Nu North Park characters over the Old SOVLfull North Park characters
>>818783Oh please I'll take the asimoms to the dump where they belong while I take the momstrongs out on a date
>>818784Asimoms are 95 and 96 they're new North Park bitch also yes I enjoy characters that naturally have stories development over ones that are being carried by new North Park hey Old North Park how about your store picking up your wheight my back's getting tired from carrying your ass for two fucking years
>>818779I think the fun Asimom "Galatea" is cute. Like, I'd want her to be my mom.
>>818786OOC I'm just fucking around guys don't take this too seriously I don't want anyone getting mad about this I'm just ribbing you doing a whole wrestling bit
>>818779You did not just insult my girls.This insult I cannot allow
>>818788You don't make fun of a man's milfs.it just isn't done
>>818787she's downright beautiful
>>818786Acktually, the thing that defines Old vs Nu North Park is the point where the new guard replaced the old guard, so about the arrival of Leslieanon.Thems the rules, bud.
>>818791SHE ISN'T EVEN ASIAN!
>>818793She's Asian coded. Maria installed Asian.exe into her. That's how it works.
>>818792Cranky cause she's likeable, aren't you?
>>818792I like Les.though her getting shipped with Vera and Danny instead of AsimovAnon's original planned ship of her and fish boy is annoying
>>818796You don't understand, Danny's lesbian harem was IMPERATIVE to the plot
>>818796Actually the original was Danny and Vera then someone literally stole my idea but said no fish boy instead this is literally why I have a grudge with fish boy so whoever did that you screwed fish boy
>>818794NO IT ISN'T!STOP TALKING!
>>818798You basically sent Poseidon after Odysseus is what you brought up on fish boy
>>818798It's funny that you did it to him after he did it to Diana's creator by shipping Diana/Maria but you got no shit for it
>>818802Didn't Hanselanon make Diana? Who I'm pretty sure is lurking?
>>818799Dumb Nigga. Half of Asimov anon's stuff is asian coded. You dumb fuck
>>818798>>818800To clarify it started because I was doing a bunch of Les danny and Vera smut then I like this I'll ship it then some Prometheus motherfucker went up Mount Olympus and took my God damn idea like the primordial Flame that's a deliberate fuck you now fish boy pays the price he will never know a moment of Peace while I'm here
>>818798Les/Danny literally makes zero sense, they have zero chemistry.Fish Chad/his Godddess is better
>>818806Fishtasma is basically incest, which granted, is hot as shit, but it's still pretty out of character
>>818806You clearly haven't been paying attention they had chemistry Les didn't even like fish boy at this point cuz she found the whole praising shit annoying
>>818807>Asimovanon is an incestfaguh based department?
>>818805And then Leslieanon fish boy creator like a boon from the gods said it wasn't Canon then I swooped in like a bat out of hell and took advantage of this then the fish boy cucking which was the funniest shit that happened in these threads
Dannyanon keeps stealing shit from Asimovanon.First he takes Cates, then he takes Les.what character will he steal next?
I am THIS CLOSE to makign an ethnicity chart just so I can force my headcanon into reality
>>818811dub dubs confirm, Dannyanon is a dirty thief
>>818811Actually cates created because I created the cat ninjas and then it was like we need a dr for them
FISHBOY WAS A LAB EXPERIMENT, AND TAIWANESE!I will take the "him being adopted by the Yangs" angle though>>818810THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND YOU KNOW IT!
>>818812SHE WILL NEVER BE ASIAN< FUCK YOU!
>>818814dude, are you still here? kiss a tire spike, you fucking waste of space
>>818815Asimovanon named her, made her backstory and even tied her into Cringe Kid's character and you still stole her
>>818816Accident or not Danny got his harem fish boy is a cuck and all in the world is right
Danny seems to love NTR'ing other characters, doesn't he? I guess we know where his priorities lie.
>>818819All that after I made the cat ninjas which led to Dr Cates creation so she's like a third mine a third I believe Hansel or chaz Anon and a third AsimovThough I only own half of Vanessa since Hansel designed her but I made her story and I'll say 2/3 ula since Hansel redesigned her based off my original sketch
ASIMOV vs DANNYSCIENCE FICTION vs FANTASYNorth Park is about to be thrown into it's biggest gang war since the Spuds vs the HusksCHOOSEYOURSIDE
>>818816QUICK MAKE THE TRUE PAIRING CANON AGAIN
>>818822So Asimovanon owns half of Lydia since he designed her?
>>818821And which Anon are you I'll be sure to send a gift if you know what I mean>>818824Don't do this Leslie
>>818822Hanselanon helped design a lot of characters
>>818826DO IT LESLIE!
AIIIEE DANNY please don't steal my girlfriend! I'm suck a pathetic cuck!
>>818826it'd be hilarious if Leslie did tho.
>>818823Aw fuck, I didn't realize we were doing a Splatfest...
>>818829Fishboy...
>>818818You're not Leslie or Asimov. Fuck off, let them draw for me ok
>>818829Yashu...
If Danny had his way his characters would be the only ones allowed to have GFs.
>>818833I never agreed, hell, no one did, fuck off.
Im going to draw both Danny and Fishboy getting Cucked by my OCs
>>818792bullshit, this is the real SOVL
>>818838wtf does race traitor and mat and trey mean
>>818838Principal Kiddy free thinker
>>818836You Literally did, check the last thread in the archive. You literally said you will draw brap art
>>818839Race Traitors are nu-park's pretending to be old park, but they have the same blood as the new park everyone in blue are characters that Matt Stone and Trey Parker would create
>>818838what your problem with Kiddy and Casandra
>>818843Kiddy reeks of new park, but his role is pretty substantial, so i'm conflicted Cassandra shouldn't even exist. she was killed by her anon, but was forcibly brought back and made retroactivly into a new park character
>>818842Why are Kiddy, Cassandra, Gretel just sort of floating around not included in any era?
>>818845gretel is a parasite who attactes herself to a old park character, she's scum
>What's this? Danny is going to rewrite reality so that not only is Les a lesbian, and not at all interested in me sexually, but also a lesbian who is attracted to his cock, thereby giving him exclusive access to her and her vampire girlfriend's undead wombs? >And not only that, Danny is going to chop up my body and serve it as fishticks at his chateau? But Les isn't going to be allowed to eat any because she's never ever going to put my fishstick in her mouth?>And after he's done this, Danny is going to use his psychic ghost powers to force my spirit to be bound to his bedroom where I have to watch him impregnate Les every single night for eternity?>Well, what else can I say to that except let's YABBA DABBA DO IT! I'm such a happy kek!
>>818846by that logic, just fuck all parents right. fuck Nolan, fuck chef, fuck Borland and fuck slappy
>>818847Danny hands wrote this post
>>818847Fishboybros... is this true?
>>818851no
>>818847God damn even I'm not that brutalMeanwhile off-site a a bidding war is happening
Someone should give fishboy a new girlfriend so he isn't a cuck anymore
>>818854I'll give him a trap mermaid
>>818855>Danny, after cucking him, uses his psychic powers to turn Fishboy into a faggot attracted to femboy mermaid cockOhnono fishboybros not like this...
>>818856Danny kneeling on fish boy's neck while fish boy saying I can't breed
>>818855I'll give Danny an uncle that molests him
>>818854She's right here
>>818859She's a slut though, you'd just be cucking fishboy in another way since she's gonna be fucking other monsters
Any Momstrongs Request ideas?? I'll choose one by one
>>818860I will design a new OCs to make fish boy have a girl friend
>>818861Them and the Asimoms swinging
>>818861Sammy no you're going to attract the brab fag
Do you like fish sticks?
>>818865Danny does, he love fish stick when they shove between his hole pushing back and forth in him. He submits to his fishy daddy
I never laughed so hard I never sweated so hard on NPG before
BEHOLD, THE FIRST (and possibly only) EDITION OF FISHBOY FACTS
>>818868Danny wins again baby his Harem grows
>>818868-15/10death is the penalty
>>818869Oh no, he did lose, Arnold's assuming control.
>>818871Arnold the booty warrior?
>>818872He's an ass... fish...
>>818871Danny canonically bi a short fling they'll have in middle school and then go there Separate Ways amicably and then when he sees him on the street he'll say Hey ArnoldOr if I want to be evil dare I say Arnold Cucks CK by fucking dani
>>818855>>818856>>818868I can't believe Danny pulled a Jean Grey
>>818849>fuck Nolanyes! >fuck chefYES!!>fuck Borlandyeah.>fuck slappyeh...no.
I vote we execute danny
>>818877Strike me down and I'll be stronger than you could ever imagine
>>818877>>818878I vote we make his nose way too long.
>>818868The sentence is death.to the gallows with you
>>818883commit die
>>818882Let's not be too hard on Leslie anon he did he made up his mind like a man and did the right thing it just so happened to be in my favor but I'm proud of him either way
When do the executions start again?
>>818886With yourself now go on don't keep us waiting
>>818884why do you assholes hate me so much. >Danny promises me artDoesn't draw>Leslie Promises me artdoesn't draw>>818562 Promises me to drawdoesn't draw>Robert Promises me to drawdoesn't drawAll of you guys should fucking die instead. You guys all agree to do something and doesn't act on it. Day ruined.
>>818888In the end, it was not fishboy, but rather fartfag who was the biggest cuck in North Park.
>>818885You too pointy face, I'll see you both hang!
>>818868>Choosing the worst of all possible outcomesI do not accept this garbage outcome, do it again, and right this time!
Strange, Arnold has one more thing to say.
>>818889IM NOT A KEK RETARD
>>818892I'm tempted to ruin the event as a personal middle finger to you specifically
You guys were all so focused on Danny that you forgot that someone else only has heart for two She promptly then use the infinity stones to destroy themselves so no one else can alter reality like she did with fish boy or I should say Arnold which is now Canon
this thread sucks.
>>818897I'm enjoying it why aren't you
Danny anon, dont worry, I got a special art just for you
>>818898because it's ninety nine percent retarded arguing and one percent stupid shit
>>818900arguments and stupid shit is 99 percent 4 chan so I honestly don't know what you were expecting
>>818894But why Asimov?
>>818899Oh boy aren't I getting all the art today what is it my birthday
>>818902Because it'll be really funny
>>818904Asimov's malding AA: my OCS are getting cucked left and right and your laughing
>>818900Can't go wrong with that, but i'm pretty petered out, so we can change the subject.alright, what do you want to talk about?
>>818906does Monsieur Calamari have anyone he fancies
>>818905...There's a link to the discord hidden in >>818892
>>818903I think this is good art. canon now
>>818909Who's that supposed to be?
>>818911meant for>>818910
>>818912it canon now
>>818913I mean she's fucking a girl that's just friends with Danny how's that cucking him?
>>818908Heh, well now, he'll make it no secret that has eyes for you if you're a regular at his barber shop. Miner C. and him have been spotted at the pond one time, but we aren't sure what the relationship is there. Nolan and him held a rather invigorating conversation the other day, he even called him Daddy and everything. Don't tell anyone I said this, but Mr. Smiles frequents there too, yet I never see him in a different hair style. Why is that?
>>818916Considering Nolan practically would have sex with anything that consent. I bet Mon Calamari would actually fuck him a lot
>>818917river being cucked well I'll be
>>818918Mon Calamari is Iris's dad arc when?
>>818920river leaves Nolan to live With big foot in the woods
>>818921they used to be bunkmates when the government captured River it's totally platonic
God this is going down as my favorite moment of npg of the year
Enough cucking, have a shortstack vampire instead
>>818792>>818838See, I get why you people hate Stan The Weed man, I think I need to redo him, remake him better, give him a better schtick.>>818925Don't tell me what to do, this is an attack on me, personally.
>>818932well seems to be my lucky day thanks
>>818933I'm just trying to help>>818932HELL YEAH! One of my wives!
>>818935I own two thirds of her you know
>>818935>i'M jUsT tRyInG tO hElPDon't you dare, before I pull the plug on this thread and make it reach bump limit.
>>818932imagine chaz and Leslie gets that to themselves damn making this grown ass man envious
>>818936I know, I just like her as well.>>818937Dude, we already hi it, hell, we've DOUBLED IT.
>>818939And who do you have to thank for that?
>>818940Danny, Skimpsbag, Chaz, Asimov, rando anons from /co/... Fartfag...
>>818940me
>>818941>>818942No! You fucking bozos! It's all me! I'm literally everyone in the thread, it's just us three, watch I'm going to even post 'no, you're not me'
>>818944But you are me.
>>818944take you meds
>>818946I'm tired of you and my psychiatrist trying to keep me down.>>818945Yes!
>>818932I've wanted to for a while now do an unabashedly horny story arc where Ula gets ambitious and decides she's gonna take over North Park and turn all the citizens into her thralls, so she can make the town one big happy hedonistic vampire orgy. And the storyline has her turn more and more characters into her sexy hypnotized minions as a resistance builds up to stop her.
>>818948Why didn't you say anything? I could have whipped something up for you.
>>818949I mean there's nothing stopping the story arc from happening if people are into it, so if people wanna make content for it that'd be awesome.
>>818950Vera and the other vamps are in the resistance because Ula sees them as her little siblings essentially sent them to their room for her eternal orgy
>>818951The way I see it, the other vamps would be helping Ula with her plan but obviously not joining in on the revelry. They'd just help with capturing people and stuff. Eventually Vera's loyalty would shift as she realizes no one is going to her bar anymore when they are turned into Ula's thralls which means she's losing money.
>>818952that works too
>>818953Fredrich : so when do we get to join in Ula: that's the neat you don'tFredrich: >:(
what in the god damn fuck happened>>818849>fuck chefoh i sure will
>>818948>>818950These are initial resistance groups that form, but later on they find each other and form a larger resistance group that works together.>Danny and FionaDanny's connection to the supernatural allowed him to learn of Ula's schemes early on, and was able to escape. His sister wasn't as lucky, and now Wendy is hypnotized and working for Ula. Fiona helps ward off any attempts to hypnotize Danny with her ghost possession abilities. But is Fiona herself gonna end up being tempted by Ula's sensual promises?>Goth kidsMortal enemies of Vamp kids, Blenny gives the goths demonic talismans that protect them from vampire magic. Now the group are working to put an end to Ula's schemes>Hansel, Robert and FitzroyHansel, immune to frog person hypnosis, finds himself also immune to vampire hypnosis. Robert is as well, as he's blind. And Fitzroy's deathness means Ula's bewitching words can't reach him. The thee boys find themselves working together to survive. There's also something inside Hansel that's beginning to stir, and all this chaotic revelry might cause to awaken once again.>Lunaris twins and AdaWhen Maria was hypnotized, the Asimov family was compromised. But Ada wasn't connected to Maria's network, and now wants to free her family. She ends up running into the Lunaris twins, whose alien biology seemingly makes Ula's powers not very effective. The three are looking for a scientific solution to the vampire problem.
>>818956I'm surprised the Pervert ghost held out this long Danny's keeping her from going just as much as she's keeping him from being hypnotizedalso Hansel ula : we got everyone?Vera sees Hansel: yeah *whispers* here hide out in my bar give him a copy of her keys ( now the resistance have a small base) now don't say I don't do anything for you anymore. just to play with the fact that her and Hansel has a connection that Ula doesn't really know about. since she knows about Vera Joseph and Fredrich connections to les Ernest and his family she personally took care of them.Ingrid misses the whole thing she went to bed early tonight aw man she never gets to see anything Supernatural happen
>>818964I interpret that both Danny and Dani are safe since only Wendy was mentionedFiona: why did I have to be stuck with a couple of squares? if chazz was the one that could see ghosts I'd be getting my ghost holes filled by now
>>818948>>818952>>818956holy coincidence Batman looking through my archive it would seem I kind of already drew a bad ending to this event same brain cell momenthttps://files.catbox.moe/xl3gjv.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/keked1.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/duqev3.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/nbr6zt.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/av8uqt.jpgThis was like at least three or four months ago
>>818968Can you run this porn through an an AI img2img or send me an AI that accepts it? I'm curious how it interprets it.
>>818956Glenny and Angela would also be resistance fighterThey both Angel based characters. Glenny is just purely anti vampire while Angela just have way too much luck and protection from her own guardian angel/
>>818956>Wendy vampire slave corruption arcNow that's the kind of thing I like to see
>>818971Pretty sure chat GPT isn't going to accept this
>>818973why is Wendy an elf? have the Thompson's been Elves this whole time maybe that's why Danny's so short nah that's not canonical
>>818973Also good shit my man
Aftermath to the vampire slave orgy Ark every woman in town is pregnant
>>818975It's apart of the vampiric transformation, same with the bat wings. >Why don't the other vampires have those features thenShe's not a pure vampire here, just infused with vampire magic. So the effects are different.
>>818977And no one knows exactly who the fathers are
>>818932>>818973I didn't want to say it, but goddamnit Ula you're a fat fat fat fat vampire. Lose some pounds, woman.
>>818973Vampire cape + naked underneath is a good look for Ula, she should do it more often
>>818981She originally did its just miss wears the same suit vest everyday said it was scaring away customers and attracted certain unwanted ones
>>818982She doesn't need to worry about modesty anymore when she becomes the vampire queen of the town
>>818980No she's American skinny
>>818977Except Maria
Here’s everyone’s favorite little fluffer Ashley allways willing to do whatever to keep the orgy going and the orgy coordinator Lori since she knows all the bad combinations of people to put together she organizes them to only make the good matchesDude when everyone wakes up they either going to be so fucking pissed or confused>>818985of course
cripple fucker not being hypnotized but captured and forced to sleep with only able-bodied women and men a2 Revenge
>>818792 oh boy I sure love one dimensional characters slop I hope it comes with characters who the creators had no idea how to use 2 seconds after creation with a side of characters with one gimmick and that's it and an extra helping of character groups that shouldn't really exist but only does because the Creator had a fetish for cripples, bullies girls, robots and degenerate.
>>818988Get this new slop away from me
>>818990It's funny you call it new I call it revived Park especially since it has stayed around longer than old park it's proven the test of time while old park crumbled in a year begging for someone to come revive it and Leslie and I did just that
>>818967If not counting Dani Then this is the first time I drew Danny this thread
>>818980She ain't fat, she has a bit of chub though.
>>818993Makes sense all that mess she had when she was a regular size vampire woman had to go somewhere when she shrunk down
>>818994*mass
>>818991At least North Park still kept to its roots, unlike the show it was based on
>>818991>>818992Yeah, I dunno man you two kept it alive for a while, I know I lost steam because I'm a whore for (you)s, and I get people don't want to listen to sketches that don't involve their characters, and spending 5+ hours on a 5-10 minute thing was just not fun for me.
Out of Jerry, Chaz and Mandy, who has the fattest ass?
>>818998Mandy and I smell it every night, my nose is on that ginger peppered hairy brown hole.Very musky and sweaty
>>818998Considering that Jenny canonically has cake I would say Jerry
>>818998It's gotta be Chaz. Latino's are well known for their posteriors
>>818997dude I loved the sketches you posted also I'm the same way with the (you) spending an hour drawing an absolutely no one says anything about man that still doesn't feel good though I learned to draw for myself now
>>818997I don't mind if you do other characters, this is North Park, not the Leslie and Danny show, be creative, don't just give up cause you're not getting attention.
>>819003>not the Leslie and Danny show,this news to me
zachary stepping on my crotch and grinding his shoe against it while he laughs and berates me for being weird
>>818997>and I get people don't want to listen to sketches that don't involve their charactersThat's not me at all. I enjoy when anons talk/draw/write about characters they find interest in. I'm sorry if I made it sound like I don't care for your art, but please don't let that discourage you from drawing whatever and whoever you want
>>819002>>819003Appreciate it, we'll see, I'm actually drawing-drawing something I get more enjoyment out of, I'll try to draw more Parkies and post 'em and not just the nasty stuff, at least them I'm not so hung up on the (you)s, weirdly enough.>This isn't the Leslie and Danny showYou're right, it's 'The Danny Show with Leslie'>>819005This but with me and Georgina and her crutch.
>>818999She does exersise a lot, so shouldn't it be shorter?>>819000His genderbent form?>>819001Ah, I seeSo it's Jerry > Chaz > Mandy
wait fuck that was absolutely terrible timing to post thatsorry guys i will kms i needed to be insane for a moment
>>819008yes his genderbent clone
>>819009Do NOT apologize for being insane during a sentiment moment this is what makes North Park better than South Park, you have a moment of vulnerability, like Chaz's love for milfs goes beyond sex and wanting a genuine mother figure, only to have Asimov blow up to bits in the background because he was dared to hold a firecracker for too long.Embrace Stupidity!>>819006Dunno who you are, don't out yourself, nobody ever made me feel discouraged, it was a weird thing I slowly stopped having fun with and I was putting too much effort, blah blah blah wanting (you)s, I think the takeaway here is do shit I find enjoyable regardless of (you)s or not because at the end of the day digital updoots don't mean shit, the fun and accomplishment from drawing or making something should be more than enough.>TLDR it's a me problem and i'm drawing more
>>819009post what?
>>819012This >>819005
>>819010Jerry and Jenny would cuss eachother out only to make out with eachother, like Brian and his robot clone that one episode
>>819011cool thanks because im going through one of those phases where i need that brat to blackmail me and treat me like shit and overpower me and do terrible things to me im absolutely going nuts tonight>>819007kind of based actually
>>819015>Brat>Doesn't censor such a naughty wordI hope he does blackmail you and rough you up a little.
>>819010though chazette and chaz are the same person Danny >>818875 did it again
>>819008>She does exersise a lot, so shouldn't it be shorter?The perks of being a /fit/ is that the fat is turned to muscle
>>819018Posey about to break in half.
>>819016OOOUUGHHHH...... i am not immune to brats i am not immune to brats im going to die dawg
>>819017 (this was made 6 months ago)the harem growshttps://litter.catbox.moe/zxh5a81n77io6wqv.png
>>819015Woman Moment: The Post
>>819018So Mute is dead. She did worse than Posie
>>819021And yet you don't censor it again.Are you fucking retarded? You must be? You know what he's going to do to you?Nigga, I ain't immune either, but I can at least push Georgina or climb a flight of stairs or a ladder, you? You're gonna end up being dragged to Zach's clubhouse in the woods and becoming an eclair.
>>819025I think she wants that
>>819026Why would she want to be dragged into the secluded woods and berated while Zach calls her a 'Fag' and a 'Loser', literally just yoinking her by the hair.Why would anyone want to be spanked with a fucking baseball bat???Why would anyone want some bully to rape them into pudding?????
>>819027Cause she's insane and down bad for people like that.
we're almost at 800 we're hitting a 1000 this thread
>>819028>InsaneNah, she's pretty sane, I hope if she draws some lewds of her getting BTFO'd by Zach she shares, we're hitting speeds not possibly known.>>819029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RjLuSbYaJU Time for some audio cocaine.
>>819017Chaz is trans?
>>819031genderfluid with genderfluid in her blood stream
>>819032he/her (boi)pussy
>>819033that they/them pussy his different
2 costumes for the DLC: Series 2 and Animalized
>>819033Respect Women
>>819036loved women so much he became one
>>819036Damn they thicc
>>819034The only they them is that bird dude, right?Cloacaboi.
>>819040Who in North Park would be into Cboys I wonder
>>819040also red head Alex not to be confused with Alexander is a they/them
>>819044* not to be confused with Alex Alexander
>>819045I must be seeing double, Six Alexs!
>>819041Cboyfucker, He wants to make his fetish a reality using Toades' gender fluid
>>819049He's an assistant to Toades, he's been giving people half doses of fluid.
>>819050I can imagine him looking slightly frog-like and getting the assistant job because he reminds Toades of home
>>819051Phineas Grenouille, or finny the frog as his bullies call him
>>819051nah they look normal they on the right
>>819053oh never mind I thought you were talking about Alex
>>818844Her anon didn't kill her off that was another dude adding her into the time cop plot because of all the art of the characters were getting at the time as a result of Time Travelers character.The anon who made her did say however that everyone could do whatever they wanted to her lore-wise then disappeared
Here's Nos Bat Form, even stretchy vampire can transform into a bat
>>819052Cute idea.How does he interact with the ninja cat girls?
>>819070they don't got a problem with him since he isn't a dick to experiments
While the end result of the funny has been spoiled, the game is still afoot...
episode where Vera wins the towns snap funds in a game of poker with the mayor and Hansel decides to break in to his once pseudo sister's home to steal back the cash and feed the hungry though steal from Vera is easier said than donemeanwhile Zach is "feeding" the hungry kids In very demeaning ways.Hansel's plan is to bite Vera because she'll bite him back getting his blood in her system thus she'll temporarily inherit his lack of care for richs so she'll give him the money back Vera is too proud of his scheme to be mad at him
>>819070>>819071Toades uses him as a way to keep them from blowing up his lab by having him work in it when they'd be able to get in there.Phineas is completely unaware of this, but the cat girls are super pissed about it
>>819076getting him out of the lab isn't that hard
>>819077this makes me imagine one of the Catgirls casually strolling in, throwing him over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and then walking out with him and ignoring his protests
>>819074Zach feeding Savannah, the Iris siblings, Jerry and jenny , and Leslie gross and potentially dangerous foods for his sick kicks and every thinks he's doing charity
>>819081>Leslie, staring down at what is basically boiled rotting meat, disgusted tone: "I'm not eating that.">Zach, mocking tone, being a little shit: "Oh, need mommy to feed you~?">An opportunistic glint shows in Leslie's eyes, the other kids are motioning for Zach to shut up>Leslie, feigning a sad tone: "I dunno, my mom's busy right now, but maybe my brother could help, lemme call him.">Zach: "What? Gonna call that fa-">Zach, remembering he still has splinters in his ass, pulls out $20, hands it to Leslie, and runs off.>Jerry: "Y'know Houben, you got to eventually stand up for yourself.">Leslie: "Against him? I'd rather go against the ninjas than him... Anyways, who wants pizza?"
>>819089Nice!
>>819089>>819090Looks like an All Out Attack portrait
episode little shop of whores les and gardener teddy finds a mysterious plant that came from outer space that's a Venus fly trap with luscious lips that wants to be fed man meat if you catch My drift so they bring men to it that become addicted with to the plant and Vera tells them they should charge admission to it after every suck it gets bigger and more pushy towards it's timid to caretakers and the plant has plans to become the only cum dumb in town and it's spawn to be the only ones in the world basically wiping out Humanity in the process Also this episode is a musical
>>819099I'm a mean green sucker from outer space
>>819099maybe have it so at the beginning teddy is being bullied by Mr Smiles and Uisas but when the plant lures them to it and after a Fade to Black they come out actually nice and polite for once so teddy and les thinks taking mean, rude and or grumpy people to the plant isnt such a bad thing they really don't know what it's doing to them all they know is it only wants a men for some reason.Vera discovers is the first to discover its true intentions and Endeavors to put a stop to it despite how much money she's going to lose but she literally get swallowed whole by the plant. Then after it's defeated Vera slides out it's dead mouth haven been bukakied to hell and back les tries to talk to her but vera shuts her down wanting to take a shower for at least 3 hours and then never speak of this again and when she walks out theres a Sploock sound with every step and a disgusted groan
>>819101That's nasty haha
>>819101maybe have the plant alien have a 2nd form when it's threatened so it can defend itself it's the Torso of a sexy humanoid plant woman but even still its be seductive in how it talks because that's all it knows also it's pumping pheromones into the air around town to make all the women's libidos turned all the way down even the horniest women around town are now just seemingly put off by sex forcing all the man to come to the plant both figuratively and literally
>>818988we should add new characters in this
>>819049>>819050You think the other guys avoid him because they know?Also, would he join the fucker society?
>>819106Yes the guys avoid him and no the fucker society don't want him because three of them are guys
act 1>gardening teddy can't stand up for himself against Mr Smiles and Uisas >les finds this mysterious flower she has never seen before that wasn't here a day ago in her usual flower picking spots >Les takes it to teddy to identify it he doesn't know what it is she leaves it there for him to get toades to study later >the flower hears him being bullied and talks to him in a very sexy voice telling him leave them to her and she'll set them straight>Mr Smiles and Uisas come back to his shed to bully him some more but he isn't there but they meet the plant and cut to them leaving the closest having gotten the best sloppy toppy they ever had now they're chill as fuck.
The plantWork for Dannyanon
>>819051Someone needs to draw this, the guy who creeps out three fourth of the fucker society
>>819111act 2 part 1 >dr toades check it out at first he doesn't know much about it but recognizes it's alien origin especially due to the Talking part so he decides to quarantine it after a brief experiment attempt he has been seduced successfully >the plant show back up in gardening Teddy shed with no explanation just a bit bigger >soon Mr Smiles and Uisas come back craving for more and the plant suggests teddy and les brings her more " rude" adult men for her to straighten out while she handles these guy>a song reminiscing of bring me brains from Billy and Mandy plays while a montage of them finding rude men to bring them >the next while Vera and les are walking to school and Les is talking about the talking plant they see a line outside teddy shed every men waiting to "see" the talking plant this gives Vera an idea >vera pressures teddy and Les to monetize it and she'll be nice and split the profits with them 75% her 25 % them (spilt 3 ways) she calls it the venusian sucker and charges 20 bucks per vist (she has no idea that this thing is sucking them off she just believes they think a talking plant is cool)
Robert Anon, I'm not mad at you, but you can fucking please contact your classmate. That asshole was not doing his part of the project, so I need you. The professor is about to fail us three.
>>819137Phineas Grenouille, Cboy fucker.>Lab Assistant to Toades>Diversity hire>Loves pussy, but hates women so much that he's gay.>Reeks, overweight, and overall slimy.>Despite all of that, he's excellent at his job.
>>819143You see skimshbag, this is how you do "disgusting fucking degenerate pervert"
>>819143>Hates women so much that he's gayLiterally me.>Loves pussyDeleted.
>>819127facts about the venusian sucker > she's one a off character that only appears in this episode and the time Rift dlc of Christmas clash where she is a boss In a bad future where she won> her species name is the Klumdumpians > the Klumdumpians M.O is to colonize sub Interstellar space fairing planets by taking control of the dominant species reproduction >they Harvest the males seed and make them dependent on them for their gratification and make the females uninterested in sex until breeding season then they impregnate them with the seed they collected and modified so the future Offspring will be more susceptive to their control making the man gooners and making the females really want take care of children so both sides need them and will do whatever they say > live in Harvest the planets of all their nutrients and then send the Next Generation to the next planet while they die off > they have a pseudo-hive mind it's more like of ancestral memory>They're obscure in the cosmos so not many space fairing alien races know about them but for some reason but lunaris seems to know and fear them> due to their many encounters with many different species across cosmos this species is aware of magic but instead of evolving to spec into it they evolved a natural immunity to it and to make magical creatures susceptible to their pheromones> they scientifically engineered the best blow jobs no one can top their sloppy Toppy
>>819153The maximum height they can grow is 65 ft though usually reserved for the queen which is the first one that appears on the planet and manages to start the invasion
>>819153>>819155i imagine venusian sucker has a posh British accent while most of her seedlings were destroyed some survived the purge and Vera will pay handsomely if you bring her their destroyed corpses
Episode Idea:Ttitle: A Star is CornSynopsis: Maizeby decided to make an pre-school version of the Maizeby show for kindergarten. Meanwhile, Cassandra was become the executive producer of the stage play
>>819157a preschool version for already preschool show?
>>819143Never accept any drink this guy hands you
>>819165Yeah, you'll probably have a working pussy.
>>819143>Ends up cracking some fundamental flaw of the Gender Fluid.>Gets rich and famous.>Still looks like a frog but he's rich and confident enough that it doesn't matter.>Gets the harem of Cboys he always dreamed of.>Somehow this is a bad future
>>819167>Pans from him living a happy life to the rest of North Park on fire
>>819143Let me guess, mommy issues?
>>819169Actually she's the only woman he likes.
>>819165I bet Chaz is one of the only ones to not learn his lesson in regards to him
>"Fine, I'll say it...">"You may spank it... once...">"So cringe..."https://files.catbox.moe/2i022m.png
>>819138act 2 part 2>as weeks go by the venusian sucker grows to enormous proportions and all the men in town line up outside of Teddy's shed every single day>VS also started producing little versions of itself that vera plans to lease out to the different towns soon> Vera has noticed the usual horndogs doesn't seem as horny anymore the Sheffield's haven't thrown an orgy, the fucker Society and cripp is acting normal, and chaz has passed up an opportunities to perv on milfs all of which started since VS came into town> vera investigation lead her to over hearing VS telling her children that once they get to the new town to release pheromones that makes the man extra horny and gives them an extreme Bliss once they get sexual gratification but also makes the women lose all interest in sex so they'll soon enslave this world like every other ones that came before >Vera after a brief inner conflict between saving the world versus making shitloads of money vera endeavor to stop them by taking a lighter and air freshener and burning some of VS offsprings before she was stopped by VS who reveals her true form > after being teased a little Vera is swallowed whole
I'll finish the story tomorrow I gotta to finish watching FrankensteinThough I can already see I should Place more of an emphasis on Teddy and Les being pushovers in the second draft
>>819170Good for him
>>819173act 2 finale >it's been three 3 days and Vera hasn't came to collect her cash so les knows something is wrong VS told her went on a trip to finalize the leasing deal with other towns but les know she would never be gone 3 days without getting her money in some way>les and teddy goes to talk to her to get the truth but les start noticing signs that Vera has been here and pieces together what happened and >VS notices she notices and cuts the crap to just get rid of them now she almost to full size and she practically controls this town already and Teddy and les seems immune to her effects both being somewhat pure of heart so might as well > maybe a villain song similar to big mean green Mother from Outer Space as teddy and les try almost everything to hurt VS and her seedlings but they seem immune to most Conventional Weapons or Garden supplies in this case so an act of desperation Gardener Teddy throw some weed killer on one of the seedlings which works super effectively killing it instantly> they go to town killing the seedlings leaving VS she tries to desperately bargain with them she'll make them royalty no God's here but they know she's going fuck their world both literally and figuratively no matter what so they kill her > after vs is dead the town back to being normal levels of horny and dickish > as les and Teddy starts to catch their breath they see movement in VS' corpse but it's Vera coming out of her mouth covered in the towns spunk >les tries to hug her but she stops her she just wants to go home take a shower for 3 hours and burn these clothes and forget about this
>>819035Costume for the DLC caveman unlocked by surviving 10 Rounds on the Garden of Eden stage
>>819194dlc Costume Men in Black defeat 100 ccp agents type enemies
>>819195everyone in this costume kisses Cassandra's or (Kid) Payne's ass during interactions
>>819194during hunting trip Robert got tricked by Vera and speared Jonesy in the eye killing her now every time the tribe lights a fire there's a chance she comes out and essentially acts as Harold of a wildfire
>>819143>This is the representative of one of my bigger fetishesPersonally insulated by this
>>819199>Insulted Fug
>>819199Sometimes the worst people you know have the same fetishes as you
>>819195dlc costume animalizedshe cheesed to meet you
>>819201Fair, Though In my opinion the pussy makes it less gay, they're pretty much just a flat tomboy with extra steps.Then again my other fetish is bimbos, so maybe it's the extremes I find hot
>>819203nah the pussy makes it more gay you're not even man enough to fuck a real man
>>819202animalized Hansel, Gretel and Jonesy gives you the Three Mouseketeers ( two are rats) team dynamic though if you add another Hansel or Gretel than the group is called The Rat Pack plus a mouse or maybe the S.S. Squeak Squad the opening line of the the first wave will be what is this some kind of Squeak Squad from either Jonesy or Gretel
>>819205>Liking pussy is gay???????
>>819206Animalized Asimov works too because he's a Capybara and they're literally just giant water rats
>>819206animalized Jonesy Interactions with Hansel is Her being completely obedient to him and his bizarre ( completely normal for Hansel) requests And she doesn't know why. her new mouse ( rat adjacent) instincts are screaming at her to do what he saysHansel: ah sweet a half eaten Burger in the trash and only a little bit of it is soaked wanna bite?Mouse Jonesy with great enthusiasm: yeah!!mouse Jonesy confused: wait why would I want that?
>>819208Pussy on a man is very gay because you're attracted to the dude body because 99% of that body is male hell it's gayer than being into a futa cuz at least 99% of that body is female
>>819211I'm sorry dude but you're just plain wrong.Futa is always the most gay, because if you removed the cock futafags would get mad and whine about taking away the cock.Meanwhile if you give a cboy a dick the cboyfags will want the pusspuss back.Both are gay, but loving cock is still more gay than loving pussy
>>819212I disagree it's gayer because for the people they want a female personality they want the appearance of a female and hell if they want to top or get a blow job then it literally is just straight sexMeanwhile cboys want a masculine body with a somewhat masculine personality and if you where to fuck them in the pussy then you are literally looking at a dude possibly kissing them. And if you do anal or get a blow job it is literally no different than gay sex
>>819213*futa people want
>>819212>>819213>Arguing about fetishes on a Argentinean flying archery forum
>>819215I enjoy intellectual debates about a variety of topics
>>819213So is fucking a masculine girl gay?you calling tomboys and reverse traps gay?
>>819217I'm not talking about a female that's masculine I'm talking about a male that is masculine he just doesn't have a penis
Everyone shut up. My word is law. Futa is gay. If you're a dude who wants your chick with a dick, you're a fucking faggot. If you're a chick who wants your chick with a dick, then you're still a fag, but hide it better Cuntboy is gay. Less gay than futa, because the pussy is universal, but still gay. If you're a chick, why the fuck do you want another vagina? Just use your own.
>>819219so what >>819212said?
>>819219Hypothetical time to definitively prove which one is gayerLet's say there's a person that loves peanut butterCandy bar one (let's call it CB's) is 99% peanut butter and 1% chocolateand then there's candy bar 2 ( called willys) which is 99% chocolate and only 1% peanut butterIf anon 1 enjoys candy bar one more then candy bar two and Anon 2 enjoys candy bar two more then he does candy bar one which one of them is the biggest peanut butter lover because at the end of the day both of them have to love peanut butter to enjoy their candy bars but which one likes it more
>>819221* theres Two people that like peanut butter
Can we stop talking about fetishes.
>>819143Now we need his eternal rival Dgirlfucker
>>819221Since there are no girls on the Internet, we can subtract that from this equation. Anon 2 loves chocolate more since he can't go the distance and find a candy bar that's 100% chocolate
>>819224>implying it's not DrewAnon
>>819226Drewanon is into chicks with dicks?
>>819227more clowns with downs (syndrome)
>>819221If all you're jackin' it to is Cboys I can see the argument, but if you also are jacking it to women on a regular basis I'd say it's less gay.
>>819227>>819228Yes to both.
>>819223If you would please consult the chart
>>819230how did your OCs end up with a pure boy like Asimov?
>>819233Meme magic.Drew has weird tentacle genitals.Beansy ????Sabrina ????I haven't decided but the porn of Beansy I'm drawing, she got a dick.
>>819234ew
>>819234>Drewfag is a futafagwe lost. pack it up, we're leaving
>>819234All in favor of breaking up Asimov/Drew/Beansy after hearing this say Aye.Aye
>>819237Aye.
>>819237Nay
>>819240Based Freethinker.But let them.It's okay.
>>819237no.
>>819237Do it it will be funny.
>>819237As someone who was on the other side of this a few days ago this is very funny
Petition to make Asimov, Drew and Beansy non canon and get rid of them for good
>>819245AYE
>>819245I wouldn't de canonize them
>>819244>The NuPark boy cheering on the death of one of NP's first shipswack
>>819248old Park: I sure love sewing but when when is time to reap oh no I can't do that
>>819249Quiet you, we didn't even manage to break your shitty ship up.I vote we break DA's legs
>>819248Nah Danny's okay he gave me the W-word pass.>>819245Damn, all three? But a good chunk of Old Park lore involves around Asimov! Drew and Beansy, yeah those two gay retards... I dunno.>>819250Break my legs, it'll only make me cum harder.
>>819250I concur. Danny will rue the day he decided to infect North Park with his queerness
>>819250You didn't do it because Leslieanon Wanted to make Danny fish boys bitch but they didn't account on me being very flexible with my character and Uno reversed his decision on him
Am I not allowed to laugh at the crops of my enemies being burned down by the fire they tried to use to burn my kingdom down
>>819254I second the motion to break his legs
I have three hostages with me, I have the entire Carey-Honker Family, and Beansy with me right now, if you know what's good for them, you'll all chill the fuck out. NOW.
>>819256Yea, lets all chill
>>819256>the ENTIRE Carey-Honker Family>just 2 peopleman...now I'm sad. They must be so lonely
>>819256do it go bananas
If somehow this goes past I imagine Jonesy giving Asimov this speech to cheer him uphttps://youtu.be/7nkrzI9GwNk?si=RtMdh2JyGfOGGWJz
Drew, You haven't answered my question, what your favourite flavour of cum
>>819258You forgot Nightmare guy
>>819252>>819251>>819255see >>818896
>>819260>Jonesy, in bed with Asimov later that day: I DIDN'T MEAN ME, YOU DUMBASS!
>>819262he doesn't count. He's a bastard child, not even worthy as a pet
I HATE DREW ANON, I HATE CHAZ ANON, I HATE ROBERT ANON, I HATE ASIMOV ANON. I HATE MUTE ANON, I HATE MAX ANON but less than all those beforeI LOVE DANNY ANON, I LOVE LESLIE ANON, I LOVE SKIMBAG ANON, I LOVE SAMMY ANON
>>819266HanselGODS we are the truly balanced option
>>819264lol tsundere Jonesy x Asimov arc
>>819267I HATE YOU MOST HANSEL ANON
>>819268* I don't ship it though
>>819269>Anon absolutely MINDBROKEN by HanselCHADSkwab
>>819202>>819206>>819209>>819210Work for Dannyanon
Shipping I like>Posie x Sid>Beany x Drew> Jonsey x Asimov> Hansel x Skimbag>Danny Anon x Asimov Anon>Danny Anon x Drew Anon> Robert Anon x Charlie Kirk> Chaz Anon x Adolf Hitler> Max Anon x Chaz anon>Leslie Anon x Leslie> Bobby X chariot
>>819273I almost forget that Danny anon is a women
>>819274I'm 100% man asshole
>>819271what make him a chad. making the roster is onions tier. adding so much lore is onions tier
>>819275"I love man asshole, 100%" - Dannyanon
>>819277>women moment
>>819251I hate old park btw>>819247I dont agree
>>819275Then why do you post shit that only a women would post, There nothing you can do that prove you are a male unless your a transgender male who was originally a women
I want to have sex with Devan
>>819280Yeah I'm not going to listen to a girl telli me what a man would or wouldn't post
>>819276>onions onions onionsabsolutely mindbroken
>>819282your quote is ironic if your truly not a woman
Looking at this thread and how abysmal it is, but then I see the /co/mfy thread, and I just cringe. So I will stay here.
>>819285Yeah, I dunno what's happening in this thread, but it's better than being suffocated by noxious fumes...
>>819285>>819286Well, South Park sucks now, so people are just left to their autism.
>>819287Can Danny Anon just marry Asimov Anon and have babies already?
Dunno what's worse. North Park shipfaggotry or North Park powerscalingfaggotry
>>819290We haven't power scaled in a while tho
>>819290Power Scaling will always be better, because fighting over ships is fucking stupid. >"N-NO, this character kisses THIS character, not that other character"
>>819290Fuck, do we need to update this?
>>819293I fucking love this shit
>>819293Says SSSS tier
Despite being a preschooler she is SSS tier since
>>819293I'll update it now, post characters you think need to be on it and I'll rank them appropriately
>>819296Tell me about Angela. When was she born?
>>819298Depends on when she born, I can only give the age because years in north park is pretty inconsistent, She is 2 years old so even younger than Devan. If North Park takes places in the 90s, I guess she would be 1996.Her main thing is that she has insane luck mostly due to divine intervention as god promise to help the Iris's family hardship.
>>819297All the way at the top canonical all the anons and one above them Dannyanon ( the one above all) ssss: lon, Wendy (angry)sss teir) Jonesy (serious) Danny and Wendy (working together)ss teir) Wendy ( base form) Danny ( not fucking around) all three cat ninjas (working as a group) a) black cat ( by self) ragdoll by ( by self)b) teacup ( by self) Jonesy c) teir Danny ( base form no Wendy)
>>819297Grey goo
>>819300some I forgot SSSS): Amanda (in Studio 6 below) Vanessa (with prep time against a serious opponent)sss) ula true personality, mandigo, Dandigo ( full of souls) , North park Santa ss) Vera (with prep time) s) Vera , ula Vanessaa) the rest of the vampire Society minus Ingridc) Amanda ( post canceled), Ingrid, Jonesy no powersf) Vanessa (against a silly harmless person)>>819297You know what I misread it I thought you said and rank them appropriately but since I already did it oh well
>>819301>Asimov made thisMaybe Dannyanon was right about Asimov?
>>819302I'll take your rankings into consideration but ultimately decide myself the placements, it's mostly meme shit anyway
>>819304I guess I dumb all the rest of mineSSSSS>MeSSSS plus>Project R.H.O.B.H.E.R.T (Literally beyond space and time)SSS>no brainer Nolan, Angela (she has SSSS defence), Rodger Starnight (River's dad, is a warlord)SS>Robert (serious), Amelia, the Athenian Appleton sculptureA>Candle head (Miner character's ancestor), Athenian Appleton B>Atticus (Original form but is a genius), Edith Appleton, Nolan, RiverC>Potter
Teacup: Blenny fff teir he always talks crap and says he's going to kill me but then I black out and wake up in my bed bitch never does anything all talk
https://files.catbox.moe/nqgr73.mp3My requests are as follows:-I want a portal back to the real world.-I want to marry Leslie-I want 37 plastic tubs of Trader Joe's Crispy Chocolate Chip cookies-I want the Nu-Park vs. Old Park war to ceaseFailure to do so will result in your clown friend getting it.I expect my requests to be met in a few hours time, do NOT call Officer Gency.
>>819311No. I had granted Officer Gency the knowledge that you hold slappy hostage sir. Your my hostage now drew anon. I have power over the world you are trapped in now drew anon.
>>819311No balls no balls bet he won't do it
>>819311I have the the one known as Dannyanon under my employ since he's been trapped my world I was told that he had some level of control over fate in my world so I'm willing to make a deal with you give me $10 million and I'll tell dannyanon to make it canonical that the houban girl will be you child bride
>>819312Have fun drew anonI think he wants a hug from you
>>819312Nice going, Wiseguy! Now the town's only cop is gonna be wasting precious hours looking for me.>>819313I have the gun in the clown's mouth while his Niece is struggling.The retarded one thinks it's a game so she started wiggling too.>>819314I don't have 10 mil.. I'll figure it out.>>819315Officer Gency looks like THAT???? DAMN I'm gonna get acidic spit on.
>>819237Nay Stop killing off the og's in favor of retarded shit no one but 2 people want or care about
>>819316Aren't you one of the ones that controls our Fates I don't know just give me the winning numbers for like the next 10 Powerball or tell me the coordinates to weigh abandoned armored truck with no tracking on it get creative
>>819317When has a character ever been killed off to be replaced by another?
>>819319>He doesn't remember L'il Stinker being killed off and replaced by Hansel
>>819027>>819030i almost lost my mind over these posts the other day and i was so carried away that i forgot to even reply lol it looked like i died but god..>>819266wtf where am i did i die>>819319i dont think weve ever actually killed anyone off lol, we still even have dream child because people wanted to repurpose him in some way i think, same with cass
>>819318Okay then uh, fine, the lottery numbers for next week are 69420...There's uhhh, some ancient artifact kept in the secret vault beneath the statue of the town's founder.You will personally be delivered 30 million by a bald chinese actor from the 80s at 4PM tomorrow.Let's see one more... Because why not...Oh, right every day between Matt Blvd. and Trey St. a clumsy armored guard has lunch and forgets a couple million that the fine townspeople always seem to return to him.He wouldn't notice otherwise.That creative enough?
>>819316I dint say that Elmer was the only you have to worry about, now, now give me the 37 plastic tubs of trader Joe crispy chocolate chip cookies and that photo of Leslie you have or else Im giving them your location
>>819323To make sure these aren't tricks I'll get the money first and then Leslie will come to you and then you'll come in her
>>819325Im also sending my mutant OCs against you Vera too
>>819324My mans I ain't GOT 37 plastic tubs of all them cookies why you thinkin' I got it like that?>Photo of LeslieI'll take my chances, get ripped to shreds... Seeing Miss Chariot in pain like that.. I better get holy water.>>819325Sounds good I need to get back to what ever freakshow I got going on, I'm in too deep.
>>819326They get lost and never make it to her "did do good boss?"
>>819311>"Leslie, the mission is simple, you're going in there and rescue Mr. Honker.">"Why is he even holding the 3rd worst clown in history hostage?">"Long story, anyways, there is a can of pepper spray and dart gun with tranq darts in the bouquet, when he goes in to kiss, spray then tranq him, got it?">"Yessir."
>>819329All according to plan
>>819329Drew anon, that you time to take photo of Leslie and you have to give it to me
>>819321Since you're here what do you think of >>819143And I'm curious if you have a ship list like >>819273
*ahem* Leslie was once cloned with all her memories and is entirely interestinguishable from the real one hell this may actually be the real one and the one we know is a clone but with one change she is deeply in love with Drewanon and we'll marry him on the spot she's currently in Slappy's crawl she also she has the power to turn mutated OCS back to normalOkay I'm going home for the night boss
>>819334That thing has shit aim and is allergic to oxygen and once exposed to it will die in a millisecond
Anyways, Drew anon, you will forever be trapped in the north park world regardless.
>>819335>>819336Still applies
>>819337dam, I can beat a person equal to my powers. shit. Drew anon, you not going to find out where I live right. we friends>pls dont beat me up irl
>>819332ill be blunt, i fucking hate cuntboy shit because of an annoying ftm tranny in the current fandom im in. she harassed me for months for disagreeing with her horrendous fucking headcanons and mischaracterisation of the literal love of my life so i want nothing to do with that kind of shit. i will personally ignore that new character from association, no interest or intrigue in it sorryand as for ships uhhh.. fuck i dont know actually lol, most of my np ships arent even ships its just me self inserting as a woman with a skin-tight costume. but i guess>delly x crip (obviously)>posie x charles>charles x goth boy (even though i have terrible plans for this one)>mute x hansel>mute x zach>posie x sid>hansel x lisa>hansel x dorothy>momo x mineral>yashu x wendy>agatha x bennett>mute x cindy>blenny x esterand uhh idk i guess thats it. i really dont have many actual ships lmao. may even be forgetting some
>>819329She's beautiful....>>819331And why do you want the picture so bad?>>819333>Trips>>819336I.. Shit.. We->>819338YOU WERE TRYING TO KEEP ME IN NORTH PARK, I'M NOT GOING TO FIND YOU because that'd be way too much work, but I need some reparations! Plus you're probably in Canada and that's just too far for this little cowpoke.I need to just FIND the portal, but I'm not leaving, I need to sleep here..
Current updated version of the power level tier list.Stuff like "Character but serious" or "Character A and B working together" doesn't really fit so I just squared the difference or skipped over that kind of stuff. I'm generally prioritising meme-y shit so if you have more obscure versions of characters those are preferential.Some suggestions I couldn't do because I couldn't find pics for.Feel free to keep suggesting stuff
>>819342>That fucking Delly brain in a jar with three bows, four if counting the portraitEvery goddamn time, every time.
>>819343Dorothy* but yeah it's funny
>>819324>>819327>>819331>>819340>photoWhat photo? Was it her pissing?
>>819342>robin (masturbador)lol but also uoohhh...>>819343thats my cousin not me haha
>>819345Look look, man, don't ask, don't ask it's... Don't worry, it's just a picture I have close to my heart.
>>819347Now you got me curious.
>>819339Oh, that's fair. I honestly expected you to be the kind of person into that sort of thing. Guess I was very wrong>>I really don't have many ships>Sends a longer list than the original reply3 Mute ships and 3 Hansel ships is interesting. I forgot there used to basically be a huge Hanselbowl back in the day
>>819342Why do you have so many edits of Danny?
>>819342Can you add Nicole and Rachel?
>>819350He's funny to shitpost about
>>819348Look man, it's... Don't solve this mystery, maybe I post it tomorrow, we hit 1000 posts, hooray! Distraction!
>>819354Very well...ALSO HOLY SHIT 1000
we hit 1000Well I'll list some ships I like some might honestly surprise you since I never posted them everDanny X linus Danny x Jonesy Danny x Addison chazette x dannyles x Vera les x Danny Danny x Vera Hansel x Gretel Leslie x Vera ck x Dani Lori x Jerry Amanda x chazette Jonesy x Amanda Amanda x Barbara This isn't the full list
>>819342for my historical character, they herehttps://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Elementaryhttps://imgur.com/a/YCkSKtv
>>819348Leslie I have that pic of Leslie
>>819342him this reality warping fifth dimensional imp character that even affects the anons>>817437
>>819358Is it true?
>>819360yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
>>819356>Hansel x Greteldegenerate!
I finally get to post this again
>>819363SEXO! SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SEX!!!!!UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF GALLONS.
>>819362The homeless they're already degenerate this is like complaining about pigs eating slop
>>819361Is that a jojo?
>>819342here a few shitpost you can take that I made https://imgur.com/a/xzHPwni>>819366no
>>819359*Gets into bed uncomfortably close beside you* Thanks for having my back. *does Rip Van Winkle impression*
>>819363Weird that I used the same reference with the same characters twice
Which anons do you guys shipDanny anon x Leslie anon is a pretty cool shipChaz anon X Hansel anon makes scene
>>819370Max x Delly anon is Perfection at its finest. Perhaps Danny anon x Asimov anon too due to the rivalry aspect of it.
>>819371Requesting art of Danny Anon x Asimov anon romance art. I wouldn't mind if Max anon x Delly anon or Chaz x Hansel anon was made
>>819342Autism free Leslie canonically probably the most evilest character in Canonalso into femdom https://files.catbox.moe/01z0u2.png
>>819373Good thing she didn't know Vera was responsible for her dad's death at the time she got off pretty lucky just being sent to India
>>819342Update
>>819375God damn that was pretty quick
>>819375My FUARKING heroes...
>>819375I'm surprised you anyone remember human Vera or was that the vampire TT and time displaced vera swap
>>819378
>>819375Imagine not putting cancer pose at sssss tier
>>819380she literally has cancer she's gonna die on her own
>>819379she was Proto Vanessa if I remember correctly basically she hated and hunted monsters ula is her Asimov in this timeline because Ula's old gang wiped out her town and left her on a Cold Mountain near north park where she froze but instead of dying she was was put into a hibernative state for almost 200 years and got unthawed.
>>819375I was already scared of Dellyfag before I'm even more scared of her now
>>819381no, her cancer is god's greatest gift on her, do you not understand her true power
>>819382yknow what TD kid (Vera) x Vanessa
>>819142Out of any North Fags, why the fuck did this happen
>>819386just Robertanon trolling
Hmmm..... Something feels out of place here. When you see it you'll shit bricks.
>>819390These guys will be background cameos in every episode and at the end of every year, we'll hold a specialized event where one caller has to guess which one appeared in each episode and if they get it right, that character will get a speaking role
>>819390is it that gnasty gnigger in the middle?
>>819390Who's the ghoul?
What are your favorite less talked about North Park facts?I like that the town actively makes people stupider and that's why Maria and Asimov's family were sent there to investigate
>>819397Every birthday is a reference to a real event. That drew Carrey name is a reference too
>>819379>>819382TDK time displaced kid also know as Alice Vera McCready professional monster hunter
>>819399forgot the image
>>819397in every au Lon Is the same person since he's fron outside of time and space he can tell when the timeline splitsdr toades believes in stupid scientific misconceptionsEveryone in North Park have an anti- doppelganger counterpart mute and chef are just unfortunate enough to meet theirsThe fucker Society acts normal outside of North Park they just come here to this town to be themselvesVera's massive abandonment issues leaves hurt her keeping some of the less fortunate members of North Park afloat so they won't leave townmiss Chariot is Fiona's soul's ( not to be confused with her ghost that's a different thing) reincarnation the fall was so bad her legs don't work in her next life
>>819397There's some possibly still ongoing war between the Lunaris army and some rather bully-looking alien species that Hansel just happened to get caught in the middle of. Makes me wonder if Sylvanus' and Ryhonus' mission to earth has more sinister intentions than most would seem
>>819402didn't the lunaris species have lots of conflict, It been implied that the UFOs are extremely xenophobic against them as a species
>>819401more behind the scenes facts >I drew ula and unnamed business girl (proto Vera) first but I posted Danny and Wendy first the only reason the vampires are in North Park is because some Anon suggested a similar idea to what I drew and I show that I drew something up like that> Jonesy was originally supposed to have black highlights on her lightning bolt pigtails but then Leslieanon (the first person to draw her after her first post by me) dropped them so I did too> both Vera and Jonesy designs are inspired by the Mara from Hilda
>>819404more lore facts > the reason Vera uses disguises instead of shapeshifting like a normal vampire it's because when she shapeshifts it looks like what a kid will draw of what she was trying to shape shift into which it's kind of impressive.> Vera doesnt fly cause she's afraid of heights > Danny is red green color blind > Danny pretends to have a psychic connection between him and mute so sometimes pretend to talk for her and mute allows this because it pisses off Melville> alty is a fan of Dr cates and especially her creation meowsmovi a robot you made when she found the head of Asimov that would eventually become A2>dogman is Neil's pet dog Dougie and only Trisha knows the truth a reverse Peppermint Patty and Snoopy situation
>>819403
>>819402Head Cannon The lunaris I like the bottom of the totem pole and the galactic ecosystem they just went to Earth because they're like literally the only thing lower than them they're basically the shortest kid in class who gets bullied by everyone picking on kids two grades below them because they reasonably believe they can take them
>>819407*are like the bottom of the totem pole
>>819404>>I drew ula and unnamed business girl (proto Vera) first but I posted Danny and Wendy first the only reason the vampires are in North Park is because some Anon suggested a similar idea to what I drew and I show that I drew something up like thatAsimov Anon here, I'm pretty sure I was the one that made that suggestion
>>819397Melville is Peruvian and he supposedly has more hair than he's usually depicted with
>>819405ula is a alternate personality that was created when the vampire sorceress countess Charlotte was trapped by the Thompson's in a coffin for over 100 years causing her to cannibalize herself leading to her diminished height, memory loss and brain damage. Ula only thinks her name is ula because Savannah called her a Dracula so she thinks Dracula is her name and Ula is a cute nickname
>>819413I like to think during the vampire orgy event ula specifically got Wendy to lure Danny so she can get her revenge on those Thompsons by making their heir her personal sex slaves
>>819397Delly's arm curse only gets lifted when her arm gets absolutely severed on her wedding dayIt's so brutal that it's funny
>>819409>Asimov indirectly inspired Vera to existwow, you must still be kicking yourself for that one
>>819417if I had a nickle for every character Asimov Anon had a direct hand in I'd have three nickles.unless there are more I don't know about
>>819417Don't give yourself too much credit she was inevitable she might not have been a vampire but vera would have always came into North Park she is inevitable
>>819397BTS Leslie Facts:>She was meant to be vaguely meta-aware, like she was supposed to be like "You ever feel like you're not the main character, and the main characters aren't the real ones?">Her first name and her default clothes color pallet are a reference, no one has caught on yet.>Haven't drawn her being "cold and done with other people" because there hasn't been a situation for her to be that.
>>819421>>Her first name and her default clothes color palette are a reference; no one has caught on yet.No wonder, it's just cosplay. I was curious as to why she would willingly wear something so embarrassing
>>818868Arnold Yang?nah, fish boy has a better ring to it
>>819422For your information, her mom made that sweater, and the hat was her dad's>>819423True, I'm just giving him an actual name
>>819398Drew Carey is unaware of Drew Carey.
>>819397Yvette is homophobic, and not in the "secretly into it" kind of way. She just hates faggots. full stop.
>>819426lives in faggot town hates faggots many such cases
>>819426Need a bitch like this.
>>819426Yashu: Would.Yvette: what?Yashu: what?
>>819430another yang cucked by Danny >>819426she (pretends to) like faggot at least
>>819431but she hates faggots, Danny has faggot tendencies
>>819431>another yang cucked by Dannywhy are you so obsessed with cucking?seriously dude, seek help
>>819432if you looked up "faggot" in the dictionary, you'd see a picture of Danny. yep, there he is. right there.
>>819432His family also owns neon neko the local arcade child casino/ family entertainment center so he gets free coins which means she gets free coins to play games all she got to do is let him touch her boobs every once in awhile so pretty much she's a gold digger
>>819431>Being manipulated by a woman into giving her free shit is cuckingnah, Danny's just a paypig
>>819436>Being manipulated by a woman into giving her free shit is cuckingNo that's just dating, or e-simping.
>>819436Pay Pigs Don't Touch breasts she a gold digger
Yashu deserves a nice demure girl.sadly, he's doomed to end up with Wendy
>>819439Nah, they're just friends.And rivalsFrivals
>>819439who says yashu ends up with wendy
>>819441>>819442Didn't Asimov anon make a future kid for them or something In his list of things that happened to his characters in the future
>>819443oh yeah he did didn't he
>>819443yeah, and didn't that future kid end up time-traveling to the past and...oh...oh no...
>>819445yeah she had brown hair for some reason trying to stop a bad future if I remember correctly
>>819446Speaking of, what's TT's real name?
>>819447Test tuber if you believe in that theoryThough if we're going for This joke Then the last name would be Thompson so I don't know Tessa
>>819447She named herself Time Traveller because she doesn't know her real name. if you want to believe in the Test Tube theory, then Test Tube. (fuckign stupid, but funny) It's supposed to be ambiguous and up in the air, since, due to the nature of time travel, her origins would change every other day. Hell, her name doesn't even have to start with "T", it could be [censored] for all we know
>>819449>due to the nature of time travel, her origins would change every other day.Oh yeah, her wiki page mentions this.Whatever, I'm gonna call her Tess.
>>819450Well, I'm going to call her Tina
>>819449Wait wait wait somehow Asimov prime knew her family came from North Park yet doesn't know her name but if he did he didn't tell her. Boy I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder also wouldn't alty know her name since they share one though since the timeline is a bit different.
>>819449also test tuber theory is based he didn't say your parents is from North Park he said your "parents" is North park she just assumed he meant is from
>>819453>Somehow, Asimov Prime knew her family came from North ParkNot hard to guess, you see a lone child in the town you laid waste to, she obviously came from somewhere in this place. Also, who said Asimov knew who her family is? This might be an accidental game of telephone >yet he doesn't know her namein some timelines, he does. In others, he doesn't. Not too sure about the timeline of events in the bad future. >but if he did, he didn't tell herThey don't really sit down and talk to each other at any point before she leaves for the past.>wouldn't Alty know her name since they share one, though, since the timeline is a bit different,different circumstances, different names.
>>819454A funny what-if possibility, but for the sake of my sanity, I'll consider it just that, a what-if possibility.
>>819441>>819442Okay, he dates the twin maids from the maid cafe then
>>819433I don't have a problem just noticed something funny>there's a picture of a cute girl >some other anon wants to ship her with Yashu or imply yashu has an attraction to her >remembers their just so happens to be a picture of her and Danny that caused a lot of controversy a year ago >remembers 3 or 4 days ago the fish boy incident >fish boy and yashu are yangs >decides to point out the coincidence get shit on it for some reason
>>819458I'm okay with this.AsimovAnon approved
>>819459Everyday I come here I realize I'm just a cat from the two girls pointing at a cat meme
>>819461You are fond of kicking the Hornet's nest, aren't you
>>819458Yashu get his ass beat so hard that he developed a maid fetish and doesn't even get the girl just to get someone who's paying to date him damn such a cruel fate
>>819464*He's paying
>>819464>>819465He had a thing for maids before WendyAlso, he's not paying for them to date him, they just actually like him.
>>819464>>819465This is something I expect from Melville but apparently notanyways Wendy x Curtis I guess she'll become principal Kiddy's daughter after all>>819467Bull fucking shit never been brought up never been mentioned ever before Yeah I'm pretty sure a profession just above a stripper doesn't have ulterior motives to date their boss
>>819468*Before Wendy started kicking his ass
>>819468
>>819468>Bull fucking shit never been brought up never been mentioned ever beforeActually, them liking him was mentioned herehttps://archived.moe/i/thread/763626/#q765599and Asimov anon has stated that Yashu has always had a thing for maids even before wendy here!https://archived.moe/i/thread/763626/#q765478Yashu has always had a thing for maids and Wendy was ruining it for him by being a gorilla maid
>>819468Hi, Asimov Anon here again!Yashu has always had a thing for maids, finding them demure, feminine and gentle.he's actually not a fan of the more slutty maid archetypes, as he feels this distracts from the pure wholesomeness of maids
>>819477Based Yakuza
>>819473Dude, you are the one who repeatedly goes around starting shit
>>819475No no no that's a Asimov doesn't want his characters to look bad thing if you can prove that he made any mention of this before before Wendy first kicked his ass then I don't want to hear it the subtext is clear also it's very funny and as we know we follow rule of funny in this householdinb4 word of God and this community rule of
>>819480please refer to >>819477and go fuck yourself
>>819481Nope l I said if it didn't come before I'm not counting it also rule of funny
>>819482Dude, just let it go, you're killing the vibe
>>819483no I think you are I'm just saying funny shit and your bitching about everything
>>819484You're acting like a spoiled child, throwing a tantrum when someone tells you no
>>819485I'm sorry I'm one of the bread winner of the house and youre a bum who don't pay rent sorry if I'm a little more entitled to shit than you are
Mom and mom are fighting again
>>819426She needs to rape Gothboy in front of her brother tbdesu>>819474Curtis looks so fucked up. I wonder how long it took him to heal from that
>>819486Yashu isn't your character, you don't get final say on what is and isn't canon for him, especially when the guy who made him tells you otherwise.Reeks of entitlement.
Hi Asimov Anon here, both of you need to stop.Shit's getting real old real fast
>>819490Suck my futa cock
>>819491lol a imposter
>>819489yeah but I draw and write the most so I'll use my cannon thank you
>>819494Okay, I guess I can't stop you from being wrong, or a cunt for that matter
>>819496how bout you draw or write first before you start complaining I'll not respond to you further
>>819496Speaking of cunts...
This thread hasn't been very comfy...
>>819499Yeah, this is why I don't announce myself very often in the threads.I stand by what I said but the retarded shit flinging that followed was just a sorry display
>>819499Agree opening these threads up was a mistake something we said would happen Max
>>819499We still have time to fix it, how do we bring back the comfy vibe?
>>819502Let's talk about what we find cute for NP characters!I like that ck makes masks and hands them out to people, even ones that bully him
>>819502The Vibes were ruin when the new v old discourse started happening we purge The Nostalgiabaiters
Mineral and Nightmare guy are cute.
I like Li Yang, His fake legs are a neat Idea.
Everybody DRAW or Write something COMFY RIGHT FUCKING NOW.Or I swear to God, I will fucking spray Horse Mace all over you.Comfy things such as, therefore:>Eating nice food>Under blankets>>819505>watching TV/playing vidya>going to their special hiding place>some nice alone timeI require these right now.
Asimoms if comfy pajamas when?
>>819508Asimoms pajamas are as follows Galatea: Big oversized T-shirt with "SPICY!" on it, and a pair of baggy boxersAlita: See through nightie and fancy lingerie
>>819385
>>819509Also Maria sleeps bare ass naked
Nicole and Rachel's pajamas
>>819510poor girl has no idea what she's in for
>>819512kinda boring.Like, the designs could serve to be a little spicier.Not saying full on lewd, but maybe show off a midriff or something.
>>819507No. I will draw my them in extreme pain and torture, nothing comfy. no comfy moment
>>819515Nightmare Guy doesn't deserve this
Alright, I drew some comfy art of Neil. He a funny kid
>>819517Maximum comfy.
Pls no mace
>>819519>Eats your cheesecake
>>819519Very com-->>819520UNCOMFY, I'M GETTING THE MACE.
>>819522What are you gonna do, spray m-WAIT, IS THAT AN ACTUAL FUCKING MACE!?
>>819523At least I don't get the mace right, it very very comfy art. I hope my stuff make life a little more comfy
>>819517>>819524Gorechads, we are eating good tonight.
>>819526
>>819526I wanna dropkick her down a flight of stairs
>>819524>>819525Extremely comfy.
>>819526Is that AI, doesn't look like your usual art
>>819530I believe Hansel anon drew it a while ago
>>819531Ah, okay
>>819525>>819529You all get it. Have one more comfy happy art. Nice to seeing even a bully can have a wholesome moment
>>819533still better than being no brainer Lydia
Here's an episode ideaYashu is secretly dating two of the maids that work at the maid cafe, Melville discovers this and uses it to blackmail Yashu into pretty much being his hired muscle, who he orders around and mistreats.Will Yashu find a way to destroy the evidence and how long will Melville's hospital stay be if Yashu does.
>>819536sweet idea anon
>>819537Thanks, I took the advice you gave that other anon and decided to actually write something.How do you think people would react to Yashu dating two girls at the same time and who both work in an establishment he partially owns?
>>819538In this town that's not that strange but with this being a post me too movement world and power dynamics now being in public discourse I can see him fearing being canceled and the other owners kicking him out so he'd want to hide it
>>819540Melville is really the perfect person to take advantage of finding this out, because you just know he'd flaunt the control over Yashu he has and would treat him like absolute shit while not expecting any reprisal for his actions if the evidence gets destroyed or he pushes Yashu to the point he goes "Fuck this" and just mauls him
>>819390Why does the kid with the slice of cake in the middle look so normal compared to everyone else? He doesn't even have facial hair like the others to show he's an adult. The glasses guy with the flaming black shirt looks like AVGN trying to be a gamerdad.
>>819527This version Vera doesn't know that les is a ghost so in this universe she still has a crush on her. Vanessa isn't in this swap AU since Vera didn't kill his clan in the early 1900s so he didn't hold a grudge and hopped bodies all the way to hopping into the body of a girl to try to seduce and kill her though van may still be out there in a completely different form
Give me two random characters and I'll try to make an episode idea around them
>>819544SlappyVera
>>819544Angela and Hansel
episode where an old rich lady who lived an unnaturally long life puts a hit out on herself whoever kills her get her inherentence all the killers and crooks of North Park try to claim the prize we follow Gretel the cat ninjas and the vampires as they fight their way through the competition the whole thing has The Good the Bad and the Ugly vibes
>>819545Slappy discovers that a vampire has been killing clowns that went to the same Clown College class as him and goes to Vera for protection.>>819546Angela gets separated from her family and Hansel is the one to find her and try to get her back home, the two unaware of the Frog People and Demons trying to kill them both, only to hit each other instead of the two children.
>>819548a Rouge vampire on the north park vampire Society truf? There's hell to pay and money to make
>>819547The only assassin based episode Gretel better not fuck it up
>>819547Asimov, hearing this, tries to get the lady to find joy in life again.Just as she does she falls down a flight of stairs and dies, traumatizing Asimov who everyone assumes just pushed her down the stairs.
>>819551>Asimov, standing there horrified as a film crew comes out and hands him a comically large check, congratulating him for killing the old lady.>All the would have been assassins being pissed off that he stole their kill.
>>819551>>819552good idea
>>819551>>819552Someone needs to draw Asimov holding the giant check, face still contorted in horror.
Episode where Max, Atticus and Neil visit the black history museum and everyone else does their best ability to keep them from saying the no no word
>>819555Wait, why Neil?Also isn't Max a weird meta backgrounder?
>>819556Are you sure Neil wouldn't so such words cause he thinks it is funny.Also Max likes blondes hair and blue eyed germanic people. Do you really think he thinks people are equal?
>>819556>why Neil
>>819555Neil can only muster a soft a
>>819558Reminder that we never saw Mandy jump or swim
>>819559But Neil would definitely say (pic related) word with a hard R all the time
>>819561Saltiner?
>>819561cookier?
episode chimp outafter Vera start importing numerous chimpanzees for the local mad Scientist to experiment on one Escapes by very violently attacking her and ripping off her face and started wearing it now everyone believes the chimp is Vera after regenerating her face Vera has to stop this mad monkey imposterThe end of the episode it’s revealed the chimp didn’t fool anyone they just preferred the chimp to Vera and they just went along with it>>819561Neil avoid r words because he can't say R
>>819564On one hand, I'm glad someone remembers that since it's a unique quirk, on the other, that would be so annoying to have to take into consideration for someone who constantly says shit all the time
>>819564Ula was the only one confused
>>819560Mandy always stays next to the swim instructor or close to the ledge during swim class. She'd rather die than be caught wearing floaties, so she just sticks to the shallow end of the pool. Mandy can jump, not as good as the other black kids on account of her mixed race disadvantage, but higher than most fourthies.
>>819567episode Mandy goes to Dr toades to make her appeal that will make her either 100% black or white so she can compete in basketball or swimming competitively
>>819568*her a pill stupid speech to text
>>819568>>819569Everything goes great until it's time for the big game and the big swim meet and the pill starts malfunctioning randomly swapping her between black and white at random
she hates the cold which is reasonable after being frozen for almost 200 years
>>819575I don't wanna marry Leslie anymore.....
>>819576Why is that anon? Too uncanny?
>>819577Yes.
>>819578DW! This isn't indicative of the real product.
>>819579TOO LATE, this is CANON TRUE and HONEST REAL LESLIE HOUBEN OF 6969 Parker Road, North Park, Colorado area code, 192000.
>>819580IDIOT, SHE LIVES ON 697 STONE ST. SW
>>819581HAH IT WAS A PLOY TO GET YOU TO DOX HER! YOU GOT GOT, BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>819582FUCK
We're past 1,200 and still on page 5 I think we're hitting 2000 this thread
dannyanon raped and killed a werewolf in 1990
>>819585Actually it was 1985 and it was behind a Taco Bell in New Hampshire
>>819586based and vampirepilled
I guess I'll post this old episodethere is a Chinese dish called dongyang which Translate to virgin boy egg where they boil eggs in boy urine this is a real thing. episode where Vera is selling boy pee to a local Chinese restaurant the boys find out about it and try to get a cut but when she refuses so they try to sell it to them directly. Vera tries to threaten the boys for cutting into her Market but push comes to shove and somehow she ends up getting a barrel of piss splashed on her and her germophobia kicks in and he nopes out of the rest of the episode. After dominating the local market and and making a killing the boys get greedy and decide they can make more money by getting more pee so they trick the girls into contributing but it turns out that the dongyang is a life extension magic thing in the moment the Immortals ate the girl pee tainted eggs it made them who age rapidly to their true age turning into dust.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5FY0kpC-150Theme of Asimov Prime
>>819590sub plot where Curtis falls in love with the daughter of the Chinese restaurant owner but he watches her turn to dust by the end Neil seeing the devastated Curtis: you know what they say about Asian women once they pass 50.
Episode psychochazchaplain sends chaz to a bad kids camp where he hopes they will teach him to behave and chaz finds a kid that looks exactly like him and they befriend each other but the boy turns out to be a psychopath who parents keep him under lock and key so he knocks out chaz and swaps with him on the final day so he can be a normal kid and if chaz's parents get a little too annoying he'll just murder them in their sleep meanwhile chaz is locked up in a home with two ultra strict parents who doesn't believe him the psychopath beats the shit out of Danny when he first starts his usual bullshit with him thinking he's chaz.
episode short bus toadyThe cat girls intercepts one of doctor toads yearly vanity IQ test and sabotage it so when it comes back it gets a sub 70 IQ and he Placebo himself into being a "special" little guy
>>819600you've done that before with Vera
Episode IdeaPhineas tries to fix his image so people will stop making fun of him, and it actually works.Well, at least instead of calling him frogface or finny the frog they're all calling him Cboy fucker, and he got a cool internship with Dr Toades to boot!
>>819602Also, an episode where the fucker society try to get people to stop calling him cboy fucker because they don't wanna be associated with him
>>819601hi Asimovanon (or chaz) it was a rough draft i think it works better with the cat girls he wouldn't trust Vera with the results
>>819604Good point, But I'd add that this placebo effected Toades ends up making their lives miserable until the cat girls reveal what they did to just make it stop.
episode little pet show of horrors to fund raise north park elementary does a overnight lock down for the 3rd and 4th graders where you can bring a pet if you want to and Sabrina brings her new pug. Dani starts a fun game to see the past lives of their pets only for them to discover that Sabrina's pug past life was a notorious serial killer who was put to death a few months prior shortly after a black out happens and the pug disappears and bodies start dropping after hearing the situation Jonesy immediately trys to nope out not trying to die again but finds the school now has automatic locks and windows security shutters ( they're raising funds because they just blew their budget on installing them) that won't open till Dawn when their parents will pick them up Danny and Dani pass out the nine lives pills so our characters can live die repeat and hopefully survive till Dawn and the school opens up as this murderous pug pup picks them off again and againVera and Les get put through the wringer both metaphorically and literally sine the murder was les' murder that Vera and les put away in a prior episode
>>819608CK ends up shooting the pug near the end after seemingly being killed off for realCK: Why do I feel like something like this will happen again.
>>819608Leslie and Savannah gets set on fireLeslie after waking up: so that's what that feels like.
>>819611just as the doors to the school opens and the parents came to enter the school almost everyone in town sees ck murder a seemingly innocent pug with a gun he presumably brought to school that's super bloody and a few dead kids are in it because they didn't get to take the pills since they were the first to die ck gets arrested and spends a season on trial with vera as his lawyer since she like Bobby enough to do it for a discount.
>>819595I'm imagining him singing this all alone until he sees TT wandering around the wasteland
Episode idea:Lydia acts nice and sweet to Posie to make ammends. She even baked cupcakes for her!...half of those cupcakes were laced with laxatives. Lydia ate the half that weren't laced to make Posie think things were alright.She shits herself during a girls' meeting
>>819614ck keep incriminating himself by being himself as Vera tries her best to get him off but shouting I did it I did it gleefully as everyone in town saw a blood soaked school and a few dead kids and most of the other kids throwing him under the bus is hard to defend vera would normally hypnotize the judge and a jury but one of then is blind and keeps bringing you up inconsistencies in her argument which makes the other snap out of her hypnotism so she actually going to have to do real lawyer work here
>>819619CK ends up getting a presidential pardon because he plays on the same Roblox server as the president
>>819621>trump grooms ckthat's Canon nowalso the Trial continues Due to him being charged by the state Presidential Pardons only work for federal Crimes
>>819622>TrumpMy man, Daniel, Danny boy, Daniel Edwards, Spooky Boy, Woodpecker, Big D.Trump as president doesn't exist in North Park, North Park takes place in the late 90s to early 00s, also why would we creatively put ourselves in a corner, a fictional president would be more beneficial.Let's just put a literal Dudebro Frat Boy in North Park's canon, like that'd be way more funnier than a real president.Hell, gimme like a few hours, I'll sketch him up or some shit.
>>819623I though it was "Current Year"...But yeah, a generic president would make sense.
>>819623It's always 199x to current year And if it's in the same universe as South Park then it has to be trump
>>819625We don't need to limit ourselves to everything South Park does, though. It could be a generic president.
>>819625We can place the episode during the Biden years, kid sniffing Joe trying to groom a kid over Roblox makes more sense
>>819624 I always tried to treat it like the 90s to early 2000s, hence why I joke the year is 192000, I mean there's nothing stopping it from being 'Current Year' as that's a good meme/joke.It's how I get into the early South Park mindset personally.>>819625Danny for real, creative liberties.It's not going to be funny, it will put us in a wall if we ever wanna do plots with a Presidential character, and not in the cool Jojo sense, in a stagnant Zombie Simpsons sense.I clearly can't force you, however I can come up with something funnier.>>819627Oh, fuck here we go.Don't want ANY president in the past decade parodied.
>>819627We're not getting into this we're not the co South Park thread>>819626The entire Premise of North Park is we're in the same universe as South Park Just a town over having a different President would put us in Another Universe. unless we're ready for the Cut ourselves away from the South Park talk
>>819628Thing is, if it involves Roblox and mentions FNaF, it'll have to be Obama's second term to now.
>>819629Ok, how about the president is the same as South Park, but they barely have any involvement
>>819629The entire premise of North Park is a bunch of autists wanted to draw OC donut adventures and collaborate to make each other smile.Literally ChazAnon was all "I ship my OC with Mrs. Cartman" in OP as the first ever thread on /co/>>819630Can't it just be Keith David?
>>819632Have Obama voiced by Keith David.
>>819632>The entire premise of North Park is a bunch of autists wanted to draw OC donut adventures and collaborate to make each other smile. *in the South park universe using their art style To the best of our ability
>not keeping the surreal spirit of south park and making George Washington president for life
>>8196351 because >>819629and 2 China IL did it with Ronald Reagan
>"Greeting Vera, I have 30 million dollars for you!"
>>819631that's what we do usually and if you want to tell a story that's analogous to current events and we want to use a president we use Chuck or Mac tonight
>>819638Why Mac Tonight?
>>819639he was co mayor with Chuck for a while After an incident where Chuck fucked up and he beat him in a race Jonesy was also Briefly mayor After forcing Mac tonight to sign over the town to her but she got assassinated while in office
For the Newfags out there. North Park isn't so cookie cutter for the time it takes place. It more Roughly 90s with elements of different decades including the 80s and 2020s. Different character literally have vibes from different times. Ck, Jonsey and Lisa are 2010s era archetypes while Danny, the main trio kinda of give more of an 80s archetype.
>>819641So it's a mix of time eras, then? Don't know how that would work given it takes place in the same world as South Park
>>819642we've Establish that a sliding timeline Canonical thing and only certain people are affected by it and even fewer people realize its happening (this part has headCanon) some characters Literally don't exist in Certain season if it doesn't make sense for them to Like CK prefnaf or undertale or Lisa before the internet was wide spread And then they sort of Grow up While everyone stays the same like Peanuts I like to imagine at one point Barbara and Bobby were just part of the background kid cast but wasn't one of the ones that stayed young because they weren't important yet
>>819643So some characters randomly age up at times?
>>819644that's Head Cannon it more like The character age is normally until they a character on the show they'll
>>819643>>819645You're overthinking it, my man.
How about we just ignore the court case plotline?
>>819647ye;
>>819647nah still using it gonna draw art and episode sub plots about it
>>819622the juvie therapy dog gives birth to a puppy that has the soul of the killer that was in the pug kids in juvie that had a problem with ck ends up dead now CK looks even more guilty. meanwhile Bobby has to take out a loan Several times larger then Barbara's gambling debt
>>819650to bail him out
>>819650Oh look, Danny Anon is bullying one of AA's characters again.What a fuckin surprise.
>>819652Just ignore him, he gets off on starting shit
>>819650Nah
>>819652do you want stories where nothing happens and every is happy all the time this is how comedy happens Though the reason I made it harder was because someone tried To bail him out
Can everyone please stop and draw? This is /i/ for darn sake.
>>819655Maybe focus on other characters than asimovanon's if you want to avoid the allegations.
>>819657Dude, he's just farming (you)s by being a prick
>>819656at work I can't >>819657I didn't bring him into this story The ending the kids were supposed to gang up and kill the pug In front of their parents Making them look crazy but somebody changed my plans Now I just had to do the ending with one specific character Which only one specific outcome made sense just chill dawg >>819658in this one instance no I'm not I'm trying to tell a story
>>819656Oh, shit that reminds me, I'm drawing that pic of Leslie on the toilet taking a FAT FUCKING PISS.Or at least I got started on it.I also debuted a new OC in the thread, wink.
>>819660>>819637Him?
>>819655I personally, just don't like the idea for that plotline.which is why I just responded >>819654
>>819661Yes! His name is Karl Maka.
>>8196164uOekaki Post (Time: 8m, Replay: View)
DLC costumes: Cave person and Government
>>819664spooky
>>819590How delightfully gross, it makes me want to do my own gross-out episode
>>819669Like this? >>819618
Need ideas for Asimov Prime.Current ideas>Super mode for Regular Asimov>Fusion of Asimov and the no longer evil A2>Nightmare of tt's made manifest by magic.>Aliens????
>>819673Seximov
>>819674He already has a robo-dong with 15 different settings
>>819673A fusion of all the bots, mainly A2, who caused the apocalypse, but after seeing all the carnage, A1 manages to wrestle control and helps TT.
>>819678Wouldn't really make sense now that S2 A2 is no longer evil
>>819679Sign of a saved timeline.
>>819673>Fusion of Asimov and the no longer evil A2This one 90% of the time>Nightmare of tt's made manifest by magic.This one for when I'm craving that T.T.Torture
Have you considered that he said he was sorry
>>819682I mean the evil A2 pretty much died and left behind a good version of himself
Episode chuck emails to Vera gets leaked and he starts panicking on how many crimes he's implicated in he gives Vanessa, the Houbens, doctor toades, and Jonesy is much money and resources they want to take care of his problem a comedy of errors ensue
>>819686episode title when the dog barked
>>819686Toades:This is a complete farceJonesy: Vera is the one selling the schematics of all your labs to the cat girlsToades: fuck it, Maria owes me a favor anyways
>>819686vera live stream there attempt at navigating the catacombs and them being curb stomped by all the anomalous shit there especially the elevator like this is some Dungeon Crawler game at some point they just say fuck it the Vengeance and the money is not worth it and leave
>>819690>The robot Maria makes for Toades, the teenymov manages to catch a video of her being insanely cringe when she thinks she's won
>>819693>Yes we've barely made it out alive >yes we had to give back the money >Yes you're still alive >yes chuck had to pay you to keep from releasing the rest of the emails but you see we caught you on 4k being cringe
>>819695Meanwhile vampires don't show up on video
>>819696Vampires do too appear on video, especially in digital formats, the only reason they don't have reflections is because mirrors used to be backed in silver as the reflective surface.
>>819695They post it everywhere and Vera is a laughingstock thanks to it, with Jonesy making sure that it stays up
>>819697Really depends on the Lore some lore States that the mirror reflects the soul and vampires don't have souls so they don't show up and people believe the camera capture Souls so they shouldn't show up on the picture or video
>>819699Though I do remember a picture of vera having a picture so I'm going to have to rule that they do show up on cameras
>>819700That embarrassing picture of Vera at the Christmas party, or the one of her kissing a frozen Les' and her lips getting stuck
>>819698vera laughing all the way to the bank as the other people heal up from the injuries they sustained Vanessa in a full body cast Leslie legs are broken again toads just have one of those dog cones on him Jonesy in the upper body cast and crip is there volunteering to give them a sponge bath
>>819700Vampires can only show up on polaroids, anything digital and they're an incoherent mess that's still identifiable
>>819703That's Canon now
>>819704Oi, puns...
>>819702Jonesy electrocutes Crip from the sponge bath she was actually into the attention though delly wasn't and there was an accident at the hospital that led her to go back into the internet.
>>819703>>819704What, do you want stories where nothing happens and every is happy all the time? This is how comedy happens
>>819707She's still identifiable though that means people can see her being cringe it just looks staticky
>>819702Toads during the sponge bathhttps://youtu.be/Pk7RroGFe6k?si=Lfw34QPjH0pqhems
>>819709Toades slaps Crip with his tongue for that one.Crip kinda likes it tho
Hey, to anyone in the thread, if there\s a vocoloid (utaloid is fine too) song you think fits a North Park character post it here~for example >>819595works!And Maria's is Rot for Clout.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AjJZEcMdww
>>819702Vera: oh hey guys you're awake finally it's been a few days and yeah I dragged you guys to the hospital even you little Nessa.Vanessa: *incomprehensible muffled yelling*Vera: I saw that video you guys posted of me yeah I thout it was kind of embarrassing but then it became a meme I was able to copyright and sold it to a big company for a few million.Jonesy: what she can't do thatvera: well anyways I just wanted to thank you guys for this wonderful business opportunity and to show my gratitude for what you did I got cripple fucker over here to personally take care of you and all your needs while you guys can't take care of yourself so enjoy your extended perhaps Very sensual sponge bath byeeeeee
>>819711>~Get the fuck out of here you tilde whore.
>>819712BOO this man!BOO!
>>819713Die mad about it~
>>819712>"Try anything boy, and I'll speed dial your girlfriend."
>>819715You a ho.
They can use tilde, as a treat.
>>819718No, if you use a tilde that's slut behavior, you @ me, nigga.
>>819719Maybe they are a slut, they're allowed to.
>>819717>>819719You wish darling
>>819716Leslie you don't want to do that she'll attack you
>>819721>DARLINGOH FUCKING NO, I'M OUT.
>>819722>"Sacrifices must be made."
>>819712Vera: oh One Last Thing Before I Go remember it took you a few days to wake up so don't really think too much about what he did to you when you was asleep
>>819723https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBulqByRpsQ
>>819725>She never captured the Teenymov.That would drive me insane with Paranoia, it could always be there, waiting, watching, making random smoke alarm beeps even though you're sure you just changed the batteries.
>>819727It also releases small garlic pellets around her bar.
>>819727>>819728Does the Teenymov look like Teeny Steeve?
>>819729Yes, and it repeatedly cameoes in Vera's bar and the Vamps' Lair, with none of them being able to catch it.
>>819729>>819731>>819727Anytime Maria bosses are over vera or the other Vamps just happen to be naked or doing something pervy that a long with her many request to adopt children and modify the Asimov unit with a penis they believe she's a pervert though Commander Payne does ask for copies of the videos for official non-proverted reasons (he genuinely means that)
>>819735As >>819690shows, Toades had Maria build the Teenymov for him as a favor, Maria has no access to it
>>819736Quadruple backfliping Asimov
>>819736Then there's no way teenymovi could exist within this episode the episodes take place within an hour or two so she either had to have it on hand or built an entirely new robot within a matter of a couple of minutes
>>819738she's a big boobed science lady, she can build it in seconds
>>819737>>819738stay mad
>>819739sorry doesn't fit the episode
>>819741malding
Since South Park had celebrated Brap today, Would /NPG/ kindly give me Brap art? Danny, I had been waiting for too long for the Brap art you promise me.You been making other art which you should fulfill your promise first.I wouldn't mind it if any other anon drew for me too.
>>819743neck yourself
No fartfag, you will not get your art. I do not care that you won in tonight's episode; go celebrate over there and away from us. Choke on those noxious fumes you love so much and never post your low-quality shit again.
>>819743Yes sir boss my victor,Please just tell me what OCs you want me to draw? I would gladly draw some art for you.
>>819746This man speaks the truth
>>819747>>819746Can you draw Wendy or Agatha farting into any OCs of your choice while sitting on them
>>819743I hope you get put in a WW2 gas chamber and they put in mustard gas.
Episode idea.Even though he's gone, TT still has nightmares about Asimov Prime, so she goes to Danny for help, only for him to mess up the spell and summon the Nightmare into reality.
I'm completing the trilogyEpisode Li goes to Lake bloody murder the lake on the chateau's property because there's Tales of monster fish out many fisherman tries to catch but no one can he believes he can there he wants the spear it himself he'll get Fame Fortune and his face on his favorite monthly spearfishing magazine so he takes the whole family to witness his achievement. Honoka wants to take the Thompsons lake tour service so she and Danny goes out on a boat together Li starts to get a little nervous once he heard that Danny had stole a girl both yangs were into and rumors of Danny using his psychic powers to make women fall for him he believes this boy will Bewitched his wife so he tries stop himNeedless to say these rumors are completely bogus but Li's paranoia gets to him and he tries to spear Danny uses his telekinesis to catch the spear midair and then he throws the spear in another Direction and tells Li he needs to be more careful but Danny accidentally hits the monster fish and him and Honoka Gets on the cover of the magazine with Li in the background malding watching the two get the glory he wanted.
>>819752still seething about teenmov, huh?
>>819753Still seeing about how the yang men losing to one bellhop
>>819754>>819753Guys, can we stop infighting and focus on our true enemies?
>>819754you keep telling yourself that pal
>>819748I wouldn't give your hopes up Max never draws
>>8197563 yangs v one bellhopDanny: this isn't a fair fightYashu : yeah if you want to fair fight then stop cucking usDanny: I meant for you
>>819755Agreed. I'm sick of these refugees coming into my gated community and shitting it up with their backwater culture
>>819752>>819759Lol, stay mad
>>819760But anon, Max's been here the entire time.
>>819757Danny, it not fair you to turn back your offer,I wouldn't mind if Max anon gave me a short story which he already agreed on doing just like how you agree on doing my brap art>>819749>>819744>>819745I dont understand, why you guys are so mean and toxic to me, normally most places won't tolerate your attitude so I expect some public apology
>>819763For your comfort, I am willing to draw some brap art for you. If I dont make some art for you, please remind me as much as you would like
>>819764I saw that you absolute gorillanigger, I hope you get raped at the Zoo, I hope you fucking die, you fucking supernigger.Why are you throwing people under the bus like this?>>819763Nobody fucking likes you go talk a walk in the woods and get BigFucked by BigDick.
>>819765THAT IS NOT ME
>>819763I don't tolerate you, contract cancer
>>819763Asimov anon here, I can also offer you some nice art of ada farts
>>819767Dude, we all know it's not, chill.>>819769And I know this isn't AsimovAnon.I hope you get fucking kidnapped by brazilian pornstars who brap you to death.
>>819769that is also not me
I going to write a 5 page story, size 12 double space, times roman numeral story about Max's Angels doing farting into all of the boys while restraining them. ok. it goodDoes that sound good brap anon
>>819772Max is gone.
Stop taking your shit back after making promises. Im going to hit myself. Where is my apology, I'm very sad right now. Please don't tell me to kill myself. You guys are assholes.if you be mean to me one more time, im going to hit myself
>>819742>>819740>>819753>>819761
>>819774>im going to hit myselfMake sure to hit it where it hurts, and make it painful
>>819774I feel no sympathy for you you autistic little cretin, go ahead, hit yourself, fucking do it.Fuck right off back to your little hovel on Deviant Art.As someone who suffers from mental illness, I feel nothing for you, you absolute shitheel, you fetish sucks, nobody here likes you, nobody on /co/ likes you, you're entitled.Fuck you, hit yourself and hit yourself hard.
>>819774>im going to hit myselfplease do
>>819777>>819774Trips! Ding ding ding ding ding!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXlv9TSMc-0&pp=ygUpZGluZyBkaW5nIGRpbmcgZGluZyBkaW5nIG9mZmljZXIgdGVucGVubnk%3DHit harder, retard.
I step away to draw silly picture for 5 minutes and This Thread goes to shit
>>819781>WTF, your supposed to draw Wendy brap art first dumb fuck. DO IT NOWThis is why I feel nothing for you, this is why you have no friends, this is why once your mom dies, bless her soul you'll be truly alone in the world.Autists like you are annoying and should've been miscarried, if you really are an autist.>inb4 you're a kid
Alright, you two chill out and get along while Daddy Leslieanon tracks down the fucker who made a part of a Doom WAD have so many fucking Hell Knights spawn in.
>>819783Do Asimov and Danny dislike each other in canon?
>>819783>DoomBased, I'm trying to get into TFC, myself.
>>819784IIRC, Danny doesn't trust Asimov, cause he was a government drone prior to becoming sentient.
Episode Idea.Vanessa creates an ancient concoction that turns Monsters into humans and uses it on the vampires as they're feeding, making them spit out the blood and freak out at the sensation of being alive again.Vera goes to Danny looking for help, only for him to misread the ingredients for the counter concoction and end up turning the vampires into werewolves, before promptly getting attacked by them but luckily not bitten.He goes to several other local mystics but when they hear it's to help Vera they slam the door in his face, leading to him going to the only person he can think of that can clone the necessary ingredients, Dr. Toades.Toades at first is ready to slam the door in his face as well, until Danny offers him one favor, no strings attached.Danny manages to make the concoction and re-vamp the coven right before Vanessa was about to kill them with wolf's bane bullets (because silver is expensive), but accidentally turns himself into a vampire as well, meaning they'll have to get the ingredients to make the original concoction all over again.
>>819784eh really depends on the episode
>>819788they're the don't really hang out each other without mutual friends type of friends
>>819787love itepisode steamed RAM'S commander Payne comes to Maria's house for dinner for a inspection to keep her grants and position as head of the Asimov program she has to keep Asimov being sentient, he built a family, and she's been blowing their budget on unrelated projects a secret form him she but everything that can go wrong does go for her she unknowly hires the vamps to cater and they're always happy to start shit with Commander Payne, this also happens to be the night Asimov brings home beansy and drew for a movie night, the cat ninjas decided to raid tonight and Jonesy is happy to start shit with them today, and Maria has to keep him oblivious to all of this also his granddaughter Cassandra is there who can clearly see everything going on and it's happy to try to tattle but Maria has to come up with lame exaggerations on what is happening tonight
>>819796Vera in Disguise as a caterer: mr Payne I was told that this was your favorite meal by your generous host. Pulls out a bag of meat shaped likes dicksCommander Payne: well I never been so insulted like this in my life well outside of one pesky little vampireMaria: no no no they must have Misheard meCassandra: well then what did you tell them was his favorite meal?maria: I....ah .... well you see.... I Unrelated crash happens in the labMaria: I gotta go check that out
>>819796>>819797Maria is on the verge of having a conniption the entire night and just as it seems like everything is going to go okay a bee flies into Asimov's ear and he self destructs, leading to a rube goldberg machine of chaos that leads to everyone ending up in the hospital, leading to Maria's personal mad science fund getting gutted paying for the hospital bills. Maria, in a full body cast: well shit.
>>819431>>819468>>819459>>819458>>819460Yashu’s got this whole maid obsession going on — dude’s literally dating both twin maids from his café, and he pays them to flirt with other guys while he sits back and watches.Hold up—did Dannyanon seriously ragebait a handful of anons (and even Asimovanon) into turning Yashu into a full-on professional cuck?lol lmao even
Guess Butters will be happier with Posie now that he broke up with Red.Can we get some lezzing art of Heidi and a North Park girl of your choice?
>>819806God damn it stop trying to start shit we just want a comfy thread though I did think this but didn't want to say it I was going to bring it up later when this became hard Canon
>>819806You act like the maids are hookers or onlyfans "models"They're not fucking any of these guys, nor do they have any feelings towards them.They're pretty much just playing pretend and getting paid for it.While Yashu does have a thing for maids, most of the time he's dating the twins they aren't acting as maids, they're just normal girls.I really am not a fan of all the cuckshit talk in this thread.
>>819813Ohhh, so what you’re telling me is the only thing separating the customers from Yashu is that he’s got the emotional subscription tier? That’s it? That’s the big difference? how is this dude not Melville?
>>819808They were never dating. Also, Posie won't wanna date an incel
>>819815Melville is chasing after a girl that doesn't like him back, Yashu is dating a pair of twins that actually like him?
>>819816Then why do you ship her with Sidney Walker, the resident tinfoil head shizoid cripple conspicist?
>>819818Ok, never mind, she's taken
>>819808Never underestimate the power of girl with no rizz at all. Heidi should get over it already
which character has the biggest boobs, in your guys opinion?I think Maria would probably be pretty stacked.
>>819821Sabrina Opal Swanson
>>819822>SwansonWhat is this last name? I never agreed on this..[northspoiler]I'm for it, good job, Cadet.[/parkspoiler]
>>819822Shame she's stuck as the loser of the CKbowl
>>819808>>819808Aw man why a girl? Cut her some slack.I feel bad for Heidi especially recently in the South Park thread where one of the Heidianons got completely mindfucked into not knowing who's straight, a boy, a drunk bi girl that isn't hiding in a giant suit of armour. She got forced into being a lesbian just like Tweek x Craig. I was thinking we could hook her up with one of the boys, but holy shit we really do have nothing but freaks, bastards, rapists, femboys, gays, handicaps, schizos and other assortment of sociopaths and basketcases.It feels like only rule63 Cindy would be sweet, nice, soft and cuddly enough to match Heidi's personality after Heidi's spoiled persona and before the fat persona.>Cindy is soft spoken, but very sweet and nice to everyone she meets. She's a bit naïve at times, not understanding how certain human behaviors are meant to be tolerated. An eternally happy soul who aims to makes friends with anyone and everyone, even that nerd Melville. She's honest and timid to a fault, often on the brink of tears if she's forced to lie, and gentle and polite to people older than her, bottling up her negative emotions as she doesn't want to be a bother. That said, she does have a limit to the bullshit that comes her way and will often hesitate before going fully feral outta stress or plain anger. Feral Cindy is the Cindy who lets loose all her feelings and opinions without any filters, often getting into physical skirmishes claws out.I guess there's also Robert, but he'd feel almost like an old father figure to Heidi and Heidi would try to take care of him like an old grandpa while the grandpa actually takes care of her. Wholesome but not exactly bf/gf material unless someone here watched Leon The Professional and that had an entirely different theme and message.>What about M-Don't pull another Cartman.>What about Jer-Don't... pull...another...Cartman.>Who's the KylWe don't have a Kyle and Kyle sucks as much as Stan as a bf.
>>819826you'll get a girl kissing a girl and you'll like
>>819824Never understood CK x Sabrina ship and I genuinely always hated it.
>>819828Well you can be happy it didn't come true
>>819830Didn't it? *Disappears*
>>819828why? It's just a dumb ginger bimbo who loves listening to her embarrassingly autistic cringe boy toy ramble on about his interests
>>819832>Dumb Ginger BimboI really need to give her a personality, double down on the mystery solving or some shit.
>>819833>double down on the mystery solving or some shit.Spot already taken keep moving
>>819833a bit late for that, my dude. Sabrina is a retard, she's an airhead, she's a chubby bunny, she's a ginger, she's a ditz, she's a valley girl, did I mention she's a ginger?
>>819835>Valley GirlThat's right, I did give her that aspect of personality.>>819834Look man, she fucking plays detective or something I dunno.Worse comes to worse I'll just draw me banging her every which way.
>>819836Reed exist at least I think he does Vera probably killed him or he went too far into the case of the missing dream child and lizzy
>>819826>I was thinking we could hook her up with one of the boys, but holy shit we really do have nothing but freaks, bastards, rapists, femboys, gays, handicaps, schizos and other assortment of sociopaths and basketcases.
>>819839There are so many things wrong with this list it's almost comical
>>819831Yeah, it did, CK/Dani is pretty much otp at this point after he sires a bunch of bastards
>>819841Okay, good.
>>819841ah yes the I want ck and Danny to end up together but I don't want ck to be gay ass ship
>>819843You're the one who made Dani
>>819844kinda someone came up with the idea i drew it but didn't ship them with ck and you the one who tried to make them a thing first like literally the second day Danny was made
>>819845Danny/CK is prime fujobait, which I found hilarious
>>819846I hope they get together.
>>819821I wanna suck on Maria's science milkers
DLC costumes: Anti and Proto
episode where P Kiddy hurts his back due to a Neil banana peel prank before the annual tag team masked wrestling event in Mexico the kiddy's have never missed this event in several Generations so Curtis has to go in his place he brings Wendy along to do most the work I mean help him. But this year is different one of the masked wrestlers who Kidfy disgraced years ago came back with a new mask a mask a mask of an Aztec god
>>819855meanwhile Uisas is finally in charge of school and the rest of the students and teachers face his new brief regime
>>819856Wendy fights a Jaguar God while Cassandra is being felt up by Uisas in bunker while the students rise the fuck up against this new regime
>>819858while Wendy is strong the war god Tezcatlipoca is stronger and she getting tired somehow Curtis manages to trick the mask off him reverting him back to the normal wrestler guy before he can defeat and then sacrifice Wendy
>>819859When the God said he was going to sacrifice Wendy Danny and Dani try to rush in and the God just stares at them and his eyes glow danny and dani https://youtu.be/K956y2om92I?si=17-4Qv18QTsXIKRaLon unenthusiastically: wait no come back stop
>>819839Toades isn't racist but he is a bastard.Nightmare guy, Bobby Norman and Mac Tonight aren't liars.And Mr. Piggleston is just a happily married man
Anti Vera instead of finding vampires out in the old west, she came across a mad scientist who turned into this thing, her mind has been long gone the only way you can tell she has some sentence left is through her fragmented speech. this vera doesn’t really care for money but rather food any food really and she’s kind of just the town's collective pet who, for some reason Chester wants dead but she thinks he likes her so she tries to protect him the best she can
>>819839Not like the North Park women are all that much better
Cboy Chaz Art? since he apparently keeps falling for it
>>819865I'm imagining Anti Ula is the mad scientist maybe she cryogenically frozen herself and came to almost current year to snatch up and transform Anti Frederick and Joseph before once again freezing herself until modern time and then turning Bram
>>819868She's a short woman Mad Science from the early 1800s who ruined the lives of many specifically at least five kids but all that is worth it for her goal is to Master genetic engineering to make herself taller
>>819869Oh and to remove her albinism
>>819817So basically Melville’s got more integrity in his left pinky toe than Yashu has in his whole body — because at least Melville actually pursues girls he likes instead of strong-arming them into dating him with that ‘be my girlfriend or you’re fired’ nonsense. Melville >>>>> yashu
Alright, picture this, you clowns — here’s an episode pitch. Yashu finally goes on one of those ‘spiritual trips ’ off a tall building his type always swears by, and meanwhile Danny — after the whole Thompson empire nosedived and they tried to save themselves by selling his sister and his female clone over to Melville — whom he lovingly refers to as ‘Lesser Butler’ yank Yashu’s soul out and stuff it into a condom.Cut to that night, Melville’s busy fucking the twin maids and Wendy, and he casually asks the twins, ‘Hey, who was that loser that tried to force you into dating him?’ And the maids just look at each other and go, ‘Yas-who?
>>819883this is psychotic Max is the you?Nose dive lesser Butler and a yas-who made chuckle
>>819886*this you and made me chuckle god what's going on with me today?
>>819887Careful DA, you might've gotten some psychic damage from this one
>>819887>>819886https://vocaroo.com/15MeBMzvlyk6
So, what are some cringe things you guys think Cringe Kid wouldn't enjoy?We know he hates Labubus, but are there any other cringe things he viscerally dislikes?
>>819890are we ignoring that max is simping for melville he wants the 12-in Peruvian python to wipe out the black berets from existence
>>819894Max and Melville new endgame max knows both their defective genes shouldn't be passed on so he bottoms to Melville I ship it
episode where Maria first attempt to contain Jonesy backfires hilariously because she trapped her in standard Asimov unit body so Jonesy just used it to make Asimov look bad. she French kissed Georgina infront of beansy and drew, she pushed miss Chariot down a flight of stairs, she feed the town bird a bunch of laxatives during the big annual bird watching event, she cut the head off the first principal statues, she asked a serious question at the school drug assembly Maria can't use the self-destruct switch since you took it out of her knowing Jonesy would immediately use it and Asimov can't leave the house since two of them being out at the same time would below the whole he's a surveillance robot thing open so she hires Gretel to take her out but she keeps fucking up like willie coyote as Jonesy obliviously goes about her business
>>819273skimsh anon here.it would be terrible and one sided but since when it was a shipOekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)
>>819896she does the Spider-Man 3 danceThe official explanation after everything is the Asimov for just corrupted by the Venom symbiote and everyone just kind of accepts that and forgive him some guy off screen: like Toby McGuire Spider-ManAsimov: yes that makes sense
alright made skimshbag's "kids". not really, they are technically his braincells, they inhabit his dimension. they are basically puppets that act on absolute instinct rather than survival. thats why they are hostileif one of them leaves the dimension, skimshbag becomes less mobile, more distorted and braindead since they are techincally his brain.there are many of these, skimshbag resides in both worlds however, he only is active outside of the dimension. he is only active in the dimension and uses the vessels when someone is infiltrating his dimension.they wont have their own page since they have no character, they are kinda free to use.also 3490 unlike the rest is based on a fartfag lurking on both the thread and the chatlog. also there are more of his "kids" in his dimension (i keep saying dimension) but i wont make them.
Episode idea.Jonesy, in an effort to improve her garbage reputation, offers to do 1 kind act for the top three people she directly harmed.Asimov's request is simple, Taste test some Fugu sushi that he's prepared.Jonesy thinks he prepared it incorrectly on purpose to poison her and tries to do anything to weasel her way out of trying it, only for every plot and excuse to fail.Finally, she tries it and really enjoys it, discovering that it was prepared correctly all along and that she was working herself up over nothing
>>819900>also 3490 unlike the rest is based on a fartfag lurking on both the thread and the chatlogYeah, I could tell.Also, how does Skimishbag's dimension work?
>>819865anti North Park is a loud valley city the anti fucker Society is the hater Society and Vanessa loves monster and all things strange not in a sexual way but in a they're all misunderstood way anti Vanessa is like one of those liberals who accidentally demean minorities they care about by implying theyre too poor and stupid to get IDs but she does this to Monsters. she takes her love for them to an extreme to the point where she captures monsters, the paranormal, the weird and Supernatural to keep them in her basement because she believes that incapable of integrating into the terrible world so she keeping them safe This Vanessa wants to keep all of them safe especially Vera she doesn't know why she always escape her basement into the mean old world even after that time the posey posse tricked her with a pack of lunch meat and dyed her fur pink Vanessa had to shave most of it off
>>819908Anti Posey has the Posey Posse they're the popular mean girls of the school while anti Lydia's Gang equivalent are the goodie two shoes tattling dweebs who try to monitor the halls despite no one telling them to
>>819909Anti-Asimov is a magical golem that everyone hates.Anti-Cringe Kid is a cool bullyAnti-Yashu is a butler wannabe nerd who wants to get ordered around by a strong woman
>>819908>>819909>>819910Forgot to mention if your character is sci-fi based they're magical now and if they're fantasy based them there science-based
>>819908Danny and Wendy are two mad scientists that make monsters in their Chateau to unleash upon the town while the 3 Magical girls themed around cats tries to stop their plans despite them saving the day the three girls are rotten to the core so basically a the boys type heroes
>>819910Golimov has the personality of Melville.
>>819913anti Danny and Wendy have creepy twin energy despite the fact they're not twins always calling each other big sister and little brother unlike our Danny and Wendy they're very subtle so no one knows they're the ones unleashing the monster upon North Park
>>819914How would Golimov-2 work?
>>819919Spell that transfers Golimov to a new golem every time he dies is miscast, sending a copy of his mind to the next golem.Anti-Crip finds him and teaches him to not be such a hateable asshole.Anti-AP is the forever king of a utopia and Anti-TT is a knockoff Gertrude from I hate Faryland come to the past to ruin the Utopia that Anti-AP makes and rules over with a soft, kind hand
>>819920I like this new universe!
episode Hansel gets stabbed a British exchange student get spooked by for Hansel asking for change and he pulls out a knife on him which quickly gets a crowd to gather around them. when someone yells no balls Hansel gets stabbed a couple times in the side and immediately drops to the ground British kid then run as Gretel chases after him the crowd dispersed leaving just Jonesy there who decides to help him because this will help her social credi go upAt first she decides to take him to the hospital but they literally kick him to the curb once they realize he has no insurance she decides to take him to the nicest doctor in town dr Doug Dogman though she has to keep them from bleeding out until then and it's just a feedback loop of two stupid people that don't understand first aid trying to find a way across town and keep Hansel from dying
>>819922b plot Gretel chases The British kid into an ambush. the exchange student was really an assassin from whatever clan Gretel was from and they're taking her back home now that Hansel is poisoned and probably going to die since no one gonna help a homeless person in America
>>819922>>819923Along the way Jonesy comes across Dr. Toades and Phineas on a stroll, while Toades is Apathetic Phineas decides to help them.>Phineas: I have lots of practice keeping things alive despite the fact they shouldn't be!
>>819924im trying not to use AA characters upon reflecting I realized I was being a jerk about it so im trying to wait a bit before using his characters again >>819923 Hansel looks almost died and there's a massive hill between their location and dogmans lab but they did see a shopping cart so they decided to use that quickly get them to the lab but on the way there they happen to run into Gretel literally who tells them what's going on
>>819925I mean, I didn't make Cboy fucker so I don't see the issue, and it's like I said back a few posts ago, Toades is a bastard, so I can see him being apathetic
>>819925When they get to the lab which is shaped like a golden retriever head the assassins but before they go in for the kills the dog boy Samurai come out and even up the oddsIt's revealed that dog man actually advertise them on social media so they're actually pretty famous and Jonesy is a huge fan to the point of doing it in universal roll call since let's be honest we haven't used them in a while and most likely everyone ( probably even Hanselanon I'm pretty sure made them) forgotten about them
>>819927The end of the episode Jonesy is mad because she wasn't in any of the pictures taken of the incident mentioned only in the article which no one actually reads
>>819930dogman's nephew who for some reason is a genetically engineered dog (but presumably not made by Dr cates)like him it's never explained runs the blog call The Daily beagle which post updates about the dog boy Samurai and dr dogman
>>819908>>819849Anti Leslie's brattiness is dialed up, total bitch, but is a total coward when she gets any sort of pushback, possible gothNormal Leslie knows when to stop, Anti Leslie also knows but refuses to.
>>819933>Brattiness is dialed upWelp, all the blood went to my donger.Uhh, you do know you misspelled Leslie as Leslei.. Right?
>>819934>you misspelled Leslie as LesleiDammit.>Welp, all the blood went to my donger.Figures...BTW, how are the images coming along?
>>819935I got distracted by Midna threads on /v/ and drew her, it's off-topic so I shan't be sharing them.I need to get back to the Leslie piss image.>inb4 I start working on a third Sabrina titfuck picThis is how I work with pics, man, I just kinda sketch a few out, and then I chip away at them with line art and such a while later.Dunno if I want to add more to the Beansy, we'll see.Got any fun stuff on your plate? Episode ideas? More Leslie DLC costumes?
>>819938Working on a pic at the moment
>>819938Could you draw some Asimoms or Maria at some point?
>>819940I'm in a science lady mood, so I'll see about taking a crack at Maria soon, don't expect much, I'm feeling things out drawing wise these days.
>>819908anti Wendy whatever Mainline Wendy got in strength Anti Wendy got in pure intelligencered flags > Mainline Wendy is scary when she's angry Anti Wendy is scary when she's smiling though most people don't know to be afraid of her when she's like that> experimented on her little brother and gave him psychic powers> Definitely drops Kaijus on the houses of people who made fun of her several weeks prior> rubs hands together when she schemes> has an evil laugh
>>819941It's all good, dude
all anti vs Mainline counterparts should end in a stalemateanti Wendy puts herself in a force field that regular wendy can't break through but she can't do anything to hurt her anti Vera is too durable for mainline Vera to kill bitch just doesn't die she doesn't even fight back either
>>819908anti Jonesy a good natured ai put into a cybernetic humanoid body doesn't want to socialize with humans and would rather be back on the internet but the Thompsons siblings force her into a body because they want her to spread electronic Mischief across the city but she's far too nice and helpful for that so they physically abused her to try to get her be mean but she never broke and she escaped into the city. for some reason she's very popular despite not really wanting to be around people performing solitude but she finds that hard to come by nowanti Jonesy is good friends with anti Vera due to how inhuman she is and Jonesy finds petting her calming
>>819958The fake skin around her left eye is gone and it only opens halfway
>>819958>>819959green flags> is always polite and patient with everyone even people who aren't polite and patient back with her> remembers everyone names and personal likes and dislikes> will listen to and engage with you even though she's clearly not interested in the interaction> doesn't hold grudges > enjoys helping people more than interacting withred flags > clearly doesn't view herself as a person> "sleeps" in back alleys and gutters > fake skin is rotting away mostly everywhere but most of her head
episode swol park where Danny hits the gym after being made fun of for his scrawny physique and Darwin walker becomes his physical trainer but after his regiment proved to too hard he quits and goes to another Shady guy at a different gym who offers quick gains in a matter of days Danny becomes comically swol and easily defeats his enemies mainly chaz, blenny, Lydia, the cat ninjas and lunaris twins leading them to hit the gym and get this Shady guy as their personal trainerBut when they meet Danny again instead of fighting they quickly become muscle headed gym Bros and gang up on the puny kids of North Park who then also decides they need to hit the gym and get the Shady guy as their trainer meanwhile Mandy and Trisha are upset at everyone all of a sudden giving quick gains unlike them who has been doing this for years and never seen such a fast results when they head to the gym to do it the right way they find Darwin walker is sulking that nobody is visiting his gym all three of them decide to check out the gym give this guy a piece of their mindWhen they get there they find all the kids who were swole chained up to exercise machines and force to exercise to power some machine and their muscly versions were really just clones made to advertise the gym to get more people to be kinetic batteries. the Shady gym guy is really a scientist who was physically fit a total jock but bullied by the other scientist for not being as smart as them he is sent into a rage getting flashbacks of his dorky bullies when Trish points out why didn’t he just use the muscle clones as the batteries
>>819913Since Anti North Park is a city the Thompsons don't have a chateau they have a skyscraperI imagine Thompson Tech has a pretty big AI program but they don't use code they're into biological AI like the ones that use fungus and brain organoids which are a tiny, lab-grown, three-dimensional cluster of human brain cells, including neurons and other cell types, that mimics some basic structures and functions of the human brain. anti Amanda is basically just Cain from the amazing digital circus. so basically in the '80s Thompson Tech grew Jessie to make endless sitcoms for people to act them out in a VR ( they were and still our decades ahead of everyone else) but after a few flaws such as people not being able to leave the virtual world and Jesse now calling herself Amanda (so she can be taking seriously) quickly grew tired of sitcoms wanting to move on to different genres and make serious art. so they just scrapped the project she still running in their basement with all the dozens of people that tested the VR still stuck in there and it appears she somehow found a way to broadcast her TV show and movies to the public via the Internet
What do you mean Mayor Chuck gave a handjob to a frog person in the sweltering summer of 2002 during his visit to the Amphibian Caverns?
>>819985Vera said it would be funny especially if they videotape it who knew that become blackmail later
>>819986I thought the mayor liked BBWs
>>819987Vera pitch it as a power move you have the cock of their leader in your hand everyone will respect you for it
>>819987
>>819989oh I thought it was their leader the reply box blocked me from seeing the post same difference really I imagine she just said no one will know it not their leader
>>819990Headcanon:This is Dr. Toades' wife, you just never see them in same room or interacting with each other, leading to various rumors.
episode where anti Danny and Wendy sends monsters to our north park using their Multiverse Stargate to to test them out leading to our Danny and Wendy coming to their universe to stop them from sending monster into their townThis is 100% just so Anti Wendy can have her lex Luther 1A scene against regular and regular Wendy does that same speech from the end of Superman
>>819990Oh, I thought he did that to a dude.>>819993Like them being the same person?
>>819993Not sure if I've talked about it in the threads, But Toades does have a frog person wife, but they only take their arranged marriage seriously during mating season
>>819999Huh, well maybe she looks like that and totally not Toades in a dress and make-up
>>820000I mean she's a frog person, and I haven't thought of a human disguise for her
>>820003Maybe she's like Miner Character in that her "disguise" is less advanced than Toades?
>>819908anti Lon is the same person as regular Lon but he pretends to be anti Danny's and Wendy's dooofus uncle thats the janitor of thompson tech tower and is secretly sabotaging their plans because if he didn't they would have probably ended it most of if not all life on the planet once they lost control of whatever scheme they would cook up. And they totally don't see it they just kind of dismissed him as being lesser than them so they could never see that he's always outsmarting and undermining them they just blame each other for the failure and move on to the next scheme.
>>819908cook and chatterbox are from the antiverse Cook came because the Anti Thompson siblings got tired of cook's shitty lunch food at the prestigious North Park Academy and saw in the mainline universe chef actually makes good food so I would say he they kidnapped him but he came willingly to get away form his bitch wife who never puts out ( not that he minds) and daughter whom he hates and swapped him with out chef though since Danny recognized anti-universe shenanigans and since he's been there a couple times he took the confused Mandy to get her real dad back but cook never went back to his universe too be far away form his family he even wants to kill any reminder of them chatterbox and her family was disappeared after he made anti Danny get a 95% on his test because she doesn't shut up. luckily for them they wanted to test how safe it was for human to pass through the multiversal Stargate because otherwise they either would become monsters or no one would hear from them ever again. Chatterbox and her family doesn't mind since they've always wanted to live in a quiet mountain town and not a loud valley City too much noise and everyone talks way too much if you actually listen to what she says she mentioned this but no one does
DLC costumes: Alien and Asibot
>>819849Anti Leslie: Come on! Come on!*light slap**starts crying*>>820013Wow, Leslie put in a lot of effort looking like an alien, huh? That's a pretty neat facemask!...right?
>>820013mom why does Leslie get 2 robot costumes?
>>820019Because you mentioned a second robot costume elsewhere.
>>820020the first robot costume was meant to be a Jonesy type ghost that's why you unlock that costume after beating her zombie but I didn't say anything so that was my bad
>>820017⊬⟒⊑... ⊬...
>>820024Huh, some alien language...You're really committing to the bit, huh?
>>819958Without her clothes, but also a second crack at anti-Jonesythis robotic Jonesy ai programming is based on a genetically modified fungi that has the ability to manipulate electrical currents remotely her robotics also amplifies that effect giving her the ability to control machines but unbeknownst to her creators and to herself for a little while it also gives her the ability to control people just as if not easier than the machines though she would never use this power unless she absolutely has to protect her friends. The difference between our Jonesy and her anti-Jonesy is she's a fungi don't worry I'll see myself out
>>820028So she's not a robot? Huh.Still cute, though
>>820029No she is one but sort of instead of code that makes up the programming it's fungussome scientists in our world are currently testing out fungus based computers these Thompson tech people perfected that technology and were able to make AI from it
>>820031>fungus based computersPretty impressive what a town in Colorado (or wherever North Park is) can do
>>819908anti Danny is the mussels of the anti Thompson siblings. his pychic abilities are a result from one of his sister numerous experimentation on him. he always rushes to his defenseless ( physically speaking) older sisters to save her from a well deserving ass kicking unlike our Danny he can throw hands and he prides himself on his toughness mainly because Wendy handles all the thinking of the operation
>>820035in the antiverse Wendy is a total pussy if she knows she gonna get her ass kicked and her little brother isn't there to protect her. anytime mainline Wendy defeats her robot or monster and she left by herself defenseless and her Danny is occupied with his counterpart she actually cries and our Wendy is totally conflicted about this on one hand it's a very satisfying victory on the other hand that looks almost exactly like her she doesn't want people seeing her look like this even herself Though to be fair in Anti Wendy defense she is comically weak like Mr Burns from The Simpsons weakhttps://youtu.be/2lDSlss5aLk?si=lVlN2QtWGOigoEoX
>>820026⟟ ⋔ ⟟⋏ ⟒ ⊬, ⟒ ⟟⋏ ⊑⟒ ⊑⟟
>>820038what a bitch all things can considered most people especially scientist and engineers consider it an honor if they were empemployed by Thompson Tech because they have technology decades maybe even a century Beyond what most people would consider very Advanced and Cutting Edge Tech But once you're in death is the only way out they're pretty much basically just aim from Marvel Comics but one family rules them and most people aren't aware of their more nefarious goals and action
>>820047Sorry my autism flares up when I get a chance to World build
>>820048No need to be sorry, we all get caught up in our passions.
Anti-Maria turned to magic instead of science to make up for her inability to have children, you don't wanna know how she makes the Golemovs, but she views them as flawed alongside her "daughters" the Golem versions of the Asimoms
>>819908>>819913anti blackcat also known as magical kitty cat Scout yellow her secert identity is Sabrina Klaus like her teammates she is a spoiled rotten rich girl who just so happened to be the reincarnation of a cat God sent the mortal Realm to defend it from the forces of evil she is the lowest ranking member of the magical kitty cat scouts she hates her teammates Instead of a stutter she speaks like Ben Shapiro fastshe's the cowardly follower of the group Gets tons of attention and love from her Patron the cat witch but doesn't like any of it really doesn't want to be doing any of this but the pay and being a minor celebrity and adored by the town is rather nice
>>820067I meant Selena Klaus
>>819908oh yeah antiverse dlc skins are unlocked by the character surviving 10 waves on the antiverse stage which is Thompson Tech Tower a reskin remix version of The Chateau level
vera and antiverse Vera
Just a brother and sister taking their mech suit to a another universe to fight themselves
>>820073Hot Vampire vs Rabid animalI know which one I wanna be with
I finally found the thread guys, what's up.
>>820078Ahoy!A lot happening at the moment.
>>820079Yeah, I can see. I went through the entire thread.
>>820076they lost again
>>820078>>820080Wait, who's this joker?
>>820082someone on the chatango who found us through the wiki
>>820083..Okie doki, Loki..>>820080I've got my eye on you and so does Baldy, behave.
>>820080Ok! Thoughts?
episode where Anti Danny and Wendy view on their spy satellite they put in the mainline universe that our Jonesy is exactly like what they wanted from theirs so they decide to swap the two by just dumping their Jonesy in town and taking our Jonesy back with them But it becomes quickly apparent that that was a pretty big fucking mistake especially when they struck her to try to get her to do it they wanted and she just Went on a rampage across Thompson TechIt's been a week and not that many notice work really cares that Jonesy is not acting like herself and looks a little different. Anti Jonesy is enjoying that most people avoid her now and She can help them out From a distance And no one really interacts with her. One of her Robot limbs get busted and needs repair and she just so happens to run into Robin who was happy to attempt to take care of her and hopefully get her to let him smash. She is very oblivious to his ulterior motives and the fact that he's being extremely pervy towards her.
I wanna give the Asimoms tender smooches!
>>820088On their balls! (joints)
>>820089Out of here Robin
>>819711all the "character"core songs I've collected so farZachcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ0muYBh2HYNightmare Guycorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf3Err9MvDgNurse Maggiecore:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3iRoMPmsdgBundlecore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iUgKH8c7p4Asimov/Drewcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqK-jh4TDXoToadescore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inRXBlYgMGI&ab_channel=GHOSTCringe Kidcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTggoptzEukBobby Normancorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h54fiT9BhzsAgathacorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV2H712ldOIBarbracore?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw2kDbfP06AJonesycorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNIO7WudEwSlappycorehttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqUsbYyLk4Lisacorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKOJ5_IkUXYAsimov Primecorehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=5FY0kpC-150Frog Personcore:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Iip-vUEKdMCatescorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D17ZVvAZqtE
>>820077if you don't mind the smell anti Vera is a chill hang
>>820096It's comparable to hanging out with her really well trained Golden Retriever (well maybe not that well trained) that can sometimes speak in the third person
>>820096>>820097Ok, Anti Vera. At least she won't try screwing me over intentionally
>>820067>>819908>>819913Tabitha Katz the serous leader of the magical kitty cat scouts she loves being small and cute has a sophisticated way of talking but is a airhead
Last 2 DLC costumes: Plant and Pirate
>>820067>>820103Oh yeah they don't live with Dr cates this universe might be there magical Patron or whatever depending on whatever we do with them
anti bundle is big city socialite who many suitors seek but she rejects them all
>>819908Anti Fiona anti Danny’s AI assistantHer brain organoid AI is made from the Brian cells of a corporate spy who got too deep in the Thompson Tech sauce and now her brain is in a vet she's still alive just doing much other than being a brain in jar. Easily flustered and prudish especially around boyshate nerds and nerd shit she pilots a lot of Danny and Wendy robots
This is getting out of hand. I dreamed that Posie was getting married to Prince Charming and I together with Zach on giant white flying horses crashed the wedding day.
>>820157lol fag
>>820157Which Prince Charming? Shrek or Cinderella?
>>820160Tangled's Eugene, not really prince charming, but ... one moment I was looking at this blonde haired princess the other moment fucking brown-redhair Posie with her usual freckles appeares in the place of the white wedding dress carrying the bouquet.
I hope I dream about North Park retard blowjobs.
>>820161A crackship has been revealed to you via a dream.
Good lord I haven't seen a thread this active since the old /i/ High School threads back in the day
>>820167Yeah, this one got REAL active this time, could be the Danny Ragebait Hour, Skimsh trolling, the guy who constantly posts us on /co/ despite us not asking to, or a combination of the 3
>>820170Or could have been the '89-'91 Denver Broncos.
>>820084My very blurry eyes are on you also.>>820085I love this place already, it's all I ever needed in life.
>>820175Nice! Welcome aboard!
Threads actually got around this amount of posts back in the early days of North Park. Although the posts were also spent on things other than arguing over which South Park OC gets more bitches.
Cringe Kid editing his OC into scenes of cartoons he likes, but he's actually really good at it and people think he's a member of the show's crew
>>820103most people overestimate her intelligence and she outsmarts (or out dumbs them) them by doing really dumb things and they think that and it's a brilliant strategy
Funny how we got a new person and it didn't even come from Max's advertising on co it's just someone who saw the wiki
>>820176Thanks. >>820186That is pretty fucking funny, however, that implies you don't get new members with all that advertising which makes it sad now.
>>820189it is what it is too many people and what happened to the SCP and the back rooms happens to us
>>820189Yeah, last person to get dragged by an ad in was Dannyanon, when someone made a banner ad.
>>820190Don't remind me of how the SCP fandom has fallen from the atmosphere, god almighty damn does it suck. >>820191I heard about that on the wiki main page, pretty interesting choice for someone to do that when they're supposedly not even active here.
Oh no! North Park Ice Cream Parlor 'You-Be-Soft' is going bankrupt because nobody goes there anymore! Who rallies up to save the beloved parlor from financial prolapse?
If the main 3 played Digimon Time StrangerChaz: Patamon > Angemon > Sirenmon > Ceresmon (Medium)Mandy: Gomamon > Hyogamon > IceLeomon > MirageGaogamonJerry: DemiDevimon > Bakemon > Enbarrmon > SkullMammothmon
>>820194...on second thought, maybe you guys pick which starter they'd have and we'd go from there
>>820193Danny slides a check on the table that could cover the calls all Mr piggleston has to do is make him mint chip
>>820197*cover the cost
>>820197>>820198Obviously he refuses he's never breaking that rule he'd rather go out of business
ive been so fucking tremendously sick for like a week now. probably the most aggressive cough ive had in my life. stuck between wanting chef to make me a nice soup so i can feel better or cook making me the worst slop to ever exist so i can feel even worseidk which one i even prefer better anymore
>>820201>>820201Never Change Dellyfag
>>820201Hey, Dellfag outside of the usual suspects are there any other characters you fancy?
She’s a has a hard light hologram body , meaning she can interact with the worldbasically anti Fiona and anti Danny https://youtube.com/shorts/jdE3SCR34Sw?si=_PCc8DWQeFmG3Ec2https://youtu.be/LfVCTGrOVXE?si=7Xu-luv04NRBI-r-
>>820202wehn the illness is mental>>820204what, you mean like north park? because this list pretty much sorts it all up >>817905would is sorted in order pretty much
>>820206Oh neat.>Would Maria.Yeah, I can see you matching her level of freak
>>820183>Cringe Kid is the real the Cool Autistic Gamer 774
>>820212I like Cringe Kid. I'd be his frined
>>820213He has that effect on people
Imposter syndromeafter Trisha and Mandy loses at arm wrestling to Danny and Lydia's Gang getting their ass handed to them in a 1v4 against him vera and les know something is up with their bell boy and they try to find answers leading them to Wendy who's a crying mess in the trash after a rather heated argument between her and Danny turns out this is Anti Wendy who tells them her and her Danny got into a argument a few days ago which led him to deciding to run away to this universe so he may take over this Danny's life. Anti Wendy requests their help in getting her bodyguard little brother back.anti Danny been keeping our Danny tied up in a closet so he can get some information on his new life
>>820192I mean, we're pretty sure it's maxanon fucking with us...
I saw art of Posie and Lydia making out....I hate how I'm not fully against it
>>820221I want art of their moms making out
>>820222I want art of them making out with their moms
an ongoing project
>>820222>"Y'know, when I thought she was going to lose her marbles, I though she'd burn down a homeless puppy orphanage, not fully french her sister..."
anti-verse Cassandragoes by Cassie Very truthful and honestshes a Anarchist and hates all form of authority and doesn't want Power in the slightestlikes to stick with the weirder folks in the city and ditch the normies Annoyingly environmentally conscious maybe a veganhippie and very un-American maybe a communistsomehow anti tt brought her into existence with some form of time magic and her anarchist and anti authoritarian nature makes her support This TT she doesn't believe government or personal power can be benevolent
>>820227morally gray she does bad things for good causes is very much a ends justify the means type of person
any requests on what antiverse version of our characters should I draw next?
>>820227>>820228her tie dye shirt patterns changes every episode
Daring Dorothy McDougall Has a condition where she has to keep her heart rate up or she’ll die In order to keep her heart rate up she often does dangerous stunts also drinks energy drinks as if it was waterA pessimistHates sweets prefer sour thingsHopes to one day live a quiet uneventful lifeIs not very curious of the worldIs pretty good at deep frying things that shouldn’t be deep fried
>>820233is honestly kind of tired of doing stunts and generally dangerous things she genuinely thinks low stakes Slice of Life stuff is infinitely more interesting
>>819908a few ideas for anti verse variants of our characters anti Cindy is a spoiled mean little shit that's more bear than human but lacks the killer bear instinctanti amber is a corpo for some Mega corp that's one of the leading companies responsible for deforestationanti Bobland is a weeaboo but for human culture in general and just lives in the city completely obsessed with modern human technology and the latest trend and shuns his bear heritageanti ck would most likely be a clout chaser who always stay up to date on trends hates them all but follows them because too afraid to be seen as cringe He is not cringe and he isn't free the anti Lunaris twins are two fae creatures that are pretty open about being magical creatures but no one believes them that were sent to Earth to try to save them from themselves basically climate change and all that jazzanti Rulf is the Uncle Ruckus of cripple people thanks all cribbles should be subservient to the able to Bodied
>>820236anti Jerry would be toxically positive endlessly hopeful
>>819908>>819983sometimes when Anti-verse Danny and Wendy are feeling lazy they sometimes put Amanda's ai system into a baby doll to get her to fetch stuff for themThey chose a baby doll because they know she wants to be taken seriously, they want to see her struggle and because theyre dicks
>>820233I like this new Dorothy!Though, what things would she deep fry?
>>820255Anything she gets her hands on bananas avocados, sour warms, gum, a slice of corn bread, etc she's very experimental with her personal deep fryer
>>820256Wonder what deep fried avocados taste like
inside anti Wendy's holodeck timeshe a narcissist who of course when she conquers her counterparts world she'll make her inferior variant her personal maid to wait on her hand and feet for all her needs She definitely thinks during their battles if you keep bullying me I'm going to cumwhen anti Danny looked at the Holodeck history and trying to talk to her about it she immediately tried The Gaslight spam him into thinking he's just her pervy little brother trying to perv on her identical other Universal variant using the Holodeck she doesn't know why he's trying to tell her that until he dropped the subject
>>820262Mainline Wendy's reaction
>>820262when little bro finds your selfcest self-fic and you got a gaslight him into believing he's into incest.
When you check your multiverse of satellite feed to see what your doppelgängers are doing and she’s wearing tight exercise clothes and bending down
>>820269>Look at that ass. Shake it, other me!
>>820269Anti-Wendy visiting the maid cafe and trying to get one or more of the maids to wear a blonde wig, only to get thrown out for creeping out the maids
>>820269AV Danny: we have a cloning device why not just use that?AV Wendy: one I want the one that bested me I will not accept a cheap imitation and two you should know that clones do not come out the same age as the one who was cloned AVD: yeah I wish you would have told me that before we decided to clone me with all my memories! if I known that I wouldn't have asked for her to be a girl since there's no way she could have tried to replace me. AVW: well little brother for your crimes of being ignorant we're now stuck taking care of a very angry little sister. cut to little Dani in a crib staring at them with nothing but Hate In Her Eyes for themanti Dani is canonical though
>>820286I forgot to put at the beginning that this conversation is not canonical since Anti Wendy wouldn't talk about this to anyone though Anti Dani is
>>820287>>820286they cloned anti Dani to be back up for anti Danny so when they face off against their doppelgangers but both kind of forgot about the fact that clones age normally so now they're taking care of a little baby that may or may not remember being Danny since you can't ask it if it remembers though the permanent scowl whenever near Danny or Wendy seems to indicate that it may remember
>"Aw, Leslie, feeling regret after last time?">"Nah, seems Phineas might be off with his measurements, so I'm giving a fellow 'girl' some support... And while I know you're going to do perv things, I ain't stopping you."Hap birth chazfag
>>820290Congrats for the baby?
>>820292I mean like "Happy Birthday", I just shorten it to "Hap Birth" as a joke.
>>820290>Nah, seems Phineas might be off with his measurementsWhat did she mean by this?
>>820293Oh...Well, happy birthday, Chaz!
>>82029475-90% rather than his standard 50% gender fluid mix.
>>820296Phineas, seeing the fully female Chaz: DAMN! I must refine the measuring process!
>>820269>"I got a feeling someone's watching me..."
>>820298voice from Suspiciously camera shaped lamp: nope just your imagination just keep going
>>820299Wendy is 25 25 25 25 on this being either her antiverse version trying to play mind games on them , one of the perverted ghost possessing a weird lamp, the cat ninjas setting up another spy cam in the cheatu, or Jonesy finally coming out of the closet ( she assumes she's gay or at least bi) at least to herself
>>820300I get perverted ghosts (I saw one of them looking up her dress in the wiki) but what are the cat ninjas?
>>820301characters they work for the local mad scientists and their creator dr Cates
anti Wendy might become one of my top 3 favorites that I made if she plays her cards rightright now it 1 Vera 2 Jonesy 3 Amanda or Danny depending on the day
>>820305Glad to see you're having a ton of fun with her. Will you plan on writing a more in-depth episode with her like you did with Little Shop of Whores?
Chaplain will never understand why he agreed to let this be his son’s birthday cake
>>820306Yeah if you guys like that stuff I wasn't sure if you guys were enjoying it or not
>>820308I'm enjoying it a lot, you can't go wrong with a dark mirror
>>820309I was talking about the little shop of whores in depth episode
>>820310I think more in-depth written episodes/greentext should be a priority for the rest of this/next thread, at least some doc to keep all our ideas and lore down and secure. I remember seeing some really good green texts in the archives
anti Wendy's personal interdimensional importer
>>820313After all these years we finally found out who did this
>>820314Wendy thinks this is some intense psychological game her Mastermind antiverse counterpart is playing on her unbeknownst to her anti Wendy is just down bad for her and wants to see her in skimpy outfits
Episode offensive gesture in Koreales, Wendy, Cindy, a d Dorothy find themselves in the center of an international ( well only South Korea big mad about it) controversy after they were playing that game kids play when they use the perspective of their eye and then take that thumb and index finger to pinch their "friend's head" because it looks like they're crushing their head but it's just a perspective trick. Nancy's post the seemingly innocent video to her blog but it gets picked up by South Korea which the man's right activists make a big fuss about it since in Korea that's an offensive gesture meaning PP small used by radical feminists that men get really been out of shape if you do it there and having a video of a bunch of cute girls doing that while giggling really sent them over the fucking edge and they demand the girls apologizeB plot the fourth grade boys get sucked down Korean man right activist pipeline
did I come at a bad time?
Somebody explain Dannyanon Maxanon's preferences like I'm 10.From the wiki:6. Has the hots for broken loser girls and is accidentally sexist -> Has the hots for mentally healthy winner girls and is purposefully sexist.7.Dresses like a wagecuck handling your bags who nobody would fuck. Dresses like a rich french kid in black shorts who's just begging to be lusted by women and gay people.10. Danny is a standardless degenerate lusting after wrinkly old women and only sometimes feels ashamed for it. Max is a standardful degenerate lusting after high-brow fetishes and is fully aware that you're suppose to feel ashamed lusting over low-brow fetishes such as milfs and goth girls and fucking the homeless.
>>820325Those are references to the lore thatDanny has a crush on Dr cates and a general preference to girl failures and works a jobThough he calls Dr cates wrinkly old woman despite her being like early to mid twenties
>>820326>Dr Cates is early to mid twentiesJesus Christ she looks like she's at least in her 60s Then again the whiskers look like wrinkles.
>>820327Genetically modifying your own DNA to put cat DNA inside of you will do that to you also Barbara stole all the good genes
episode Alfa male Due to a favor Drew called on Amanda ( pre canceled) she takes her to see her bitter ex-boyfriend TV's Alf who became a Joe Rogan type Podcaster. Alf after all these years wants to get back together but only so he could possibly get his show back on the air
>>820329Oh geez, that's funny hehe
>>820329Drew finds out his ulterior motives and thinks this is like a sitcom so she has to prevent Amanda ( who like the rest of America is so over Alf) for falling for his charms in wacky ways
>>820329>>820332Maybe a b plot of either slappy and Hui-Feng or Asimov and beansy getting lost in the little nice gated community of retired TV characters while looking for alf's house to meet up with Drew and Amanda I can see slappy somehow offending Mr Ed also insert Alf eating pussy joke and the age of consent on Malmac (after questioning his relationship with the ghost of young teen) joke
>>820333Slappy and Hui-Feng ends up in the cheers bar cheers to get directions to alf's home and thet get distracted by being apart of the Shenanigans of cheers and various other canceled TV show characters like the golden girls. The b plot is just as close we can get to a Cheers episode as possible
>>820333>>820337we need a Drewanon audio of him entering cheers with everyone calling his name then 2 minutes of impove of whatever the fuck slappy would say to these characters
episode ver b&b Vera opens up a bed and breakfast to make money and get blackmail meanwhile slappy get the FBI at his door there's a clown annalrapist on the loose and they believe slappy is the next target so they're putting him into protection with a guy who is obviously the clown rapist disguise as a fbi agent he takes slappy to Vera bed and breakfast and Vera quickly uncovers the truth but Is in a dilemma if she saves him then everyone will know about the bed and breakfast surveillance if she doesn't slappy gets raped
>>820092Skimshcorehttps://youtu.be/ttKZmGbKlw8Fartcore (3490core)https://youtu.be/hFhRfbaQMno
>>820342I think you missed a bit of the "Character"core concept >>819711>Hey, to anyone in the thread, if there's a vocoloid (utaloid is fine too) song you think fits a North Park character post it here
if Jonesy had a spin off game series it would look like this https://youtu.be/AzuqJ1gf9g0?si=KSNVtFhnoHKiDyDU
>>820355HAHAHAHAHAHATHIS IS AWESOME Okay, I think I recognize everyone. Tell me if I'm wrong >Jerry in the right >Mandy next to him>Chaz in middle >Danny in next to him>Agatha in the left
>>820360I think that's Leslie next to Danny
North park odyssey in this else world episode the cast of North Park are on Odysseus ( not portrayed by any of our characters) ship and they fuck his whole Journey back to Ithaca up by consistently making the the stupidest decisions it basically its just a part of The Odyssey but with North Park
>>820362One must imagine Sissy puss happy
>>820360>>820361Yeah, that's Leslie
What would Blenny think of Angela
>>820370Nothing good, but at she open to drawing gore of people she knows. He likes to commission art of their classmates dying in funny ways, but then she goes and ruins the vibe by making it fetish art. That creepy fujo will pay.
>>820371wait, are you saying a literal preschool baby would be good enough to pay commission for, draw gore and fucks Fujo.Angela Iris, is drawing Fujo Gore art for money at the AGE OF 3
>>820371that's not Angela you're thinking of Agatha
>Nothing good, but at she open to drawing gore of people she knows. He likes to commission art of their classmates dying in funny ways, but then she goes and ruins the vibe by making it fetish art. That creepy fujo will pay.
>>820092If you guys could pick non-vocaloid songs for your OC what would they be?
>>820375Jonesy would be welcome to the internet
Tomorrow will be Sammy's birthday, so I decided to draw my boi, early
>>820374
Today's is Sammy Hankman's birthday!!! YAY!!
>>820378Subliminal that appears on screen anytime a foreshadowing to the bad future happens
>>820391Well, that would be really funny>>820386Happy birthday, stretchy boy!
>>820362who I imagine is who in The OdysseyRobert the Cyclops vera who convinces the crew that the windbag is actually treasure and Odysseus is is trying to keep it for himself orb the dead OracleJonesy zues' lightning bolt maybe an aspect of Zeus that is made to be an errand girl for the actual Zeus who lets be honest is definitely tapping that on the sideLes Poseidon's trident like Jonesy is probably an aspect of Poseidon made to be an errand girl for the actual Poseidon who lets be honest Zeus is definitely tapping that on the sideBobby Norman actually just Hermes the wage slave of the GodsDanny Zeus mainly because I was making the tapping that on the side joke
>>820395Wendy Hera who only appears in one as a cartoon stereotype of an angry wife with a rolling pin ready to smack her husband brother upside his head
>>820395>>820396dr Cates is Cersei turns the crew into catsMr piggleston King aeolus
>>820395>>820396>>820397Hansel Helios the sun god and his rat-shaped cattle or cattle size rats that the crew eats
>>820398Hansel enters Olympus throne room crying that his rats were eaten as Danny is trying to deny the rumors that he cheated on his sister wife once again and Danny uses that as a distraction to try to get out of it but when he ain't buying it so he summons Jonesy who at first flirty with him but then realizes Wendy is there and immediately starts acting professional and he sends her to take care of the crew that ate the ratsalso les whispering in Vera's ear about the windbag holding treasure and not the storm that's blocking their way home
>>820402*but Wendy ain't buying that God dang speech to text anyways its Goodfellow birthday vera and the cat ninjas plans a rave for him in his honor ( without his knowledge) so they can use the sound as a distraction to break into the north park museum that's next to the north park Cathedral to steal some frogman treasure that's on display there. meanwhile Goodfellow is dealing with this rave that show up on his doorstep
>>820405Forgot to link that video that has the context as to why i thought of this episode https://youtube.com/shorts/1ol19hrJ8DU?si=FLh-vhrZxsHPpcEb
>>820338Give me some time, I have become a father recently.
>>820407You finally layed an egg
>>820407Congrats man!
>>820408Maybe one day I'll lay an egg.>>820409Thanks, she's a beautiful cat.>I thought you said fath--I have no interest in siring a human.Anyway that is my blogpost.I've seen the thread on /co/, any newbies for me to harass while I'm free?
>>820410>Thanks, she's a beautiful cat.A cat is just a child with extra steps and a superiority complex.
>>820411You ain't just whistling dixie, brother.
We're at ascended devil number only 334 till 2000 push brothers
>>820416Thanks, I hate itJK love you LA
>>820417And I love you Anon!
>>820417>>820418what no love for me am I only a sugar daddy here?
>>820423I love all anons in this thread... Minus brapfag.
I think Lydia and Craig would be buddies, but that's just me
While Butters/Posie is cute, I think Butters/Lydia could work, also. I think Butters would be put off by her bitchiness, but her rebellious nature could appeal to Butters, given his entire supervillain persona & the fact he's Cartman's lackey.
stop necrobumping the /co/ thread, faggots
>>820427Though Lydia would see Butters as annoying and bully the fuck out of him, given he's not a girl
>>820428We weren't even supposed to be there.
>>820429Lydia would treat butters about the same as she'd treat Cringe Kid, most likely
>>820430then don't engage with it, and if you have to post in it remember to sage so it doesn't bump the thread.
>>820431So she wouldn't treat him seriously, then?
>>820432we aren't yell at the fag there Call him max
>>820436>>820428we don't advertise north park that's max/ the troll we don't want him to do it he wants attention just ignore him
If Lydia was bullying a masochist, would she stop or keep going?
>>820438yes
>>820439So it depends on her mood, then? If she's tired, she'll stop but if she still has energy, she'll keep going?
>>820416He's totally in denial about it and Danny calls him rainbow fish to fuck with him
Hanselanon, if you're here, are you an Admin of the wiki?
Which of you guys is brosuf? Cause your edits have been rolled back and you've been banned from the wikia network, and we've got wikia now breathing down our necks.
do someone take requests?
>>820445some dick maxfag attracted to us so he can samefag all day on /co/
>>820443yeah, what's up?
>>820448Can you lock pages? Cause Brapfag on the chatango said he's trying to get Maxanon's attention
>>820449which pages need protecting?
>>820452Mainly Max's
Imagine if Neil gain the ability to say the hard R
>Soul charactersChaz, Hansel, Drew, Robert, Sammy, Danny, Leslie, Skimbag, Max, Drew, Delly, Asimov>Souless charactersMon calimor, Diana Digby, Charlie, Angela, Mr cream, Jonsey, Skimbag's children, Max's angel, Charles, Fishboy, Honaka Please stick to your first OCs
https://files.catbox.moe/5yga8y.mp4
Since the Asimoms are robots are they heavy?would Alita sitting on my face break my neck?
>>820460ula: death comes for us all but you'll cum quicker 1 minute that's pathetic you're making me snicker.
>>820456I think he'd get decked at that point
>>820395>>820402lightning bolt Jonesy
>>820441>>820416Canonically a gynosexual only ship is with a guy that has a female version of himself as a character but chooses the male version
>>820456Neil would learn that there's a secret society of black people that are gatekeeping the use of the N word because it's said to be the key to unlock a great evil upon the world. Neil would manipulate Mandy into letting him join in on this secret quest under the guise of learning about her culture, when really he just wants the pass.
>>820481He couldn't even say it if he wanted to all he can say is the soft a the only thing that gate keeping him is the letter r or in his case the lettew awwa
>>820481This sounds like It Hits The Fan all over again
>>820478red flags > fucks her owner/ weilder no doubt > gets easily drunk with middle management power> nothing under the toga > has the same standards and partners as Zeus which is none
>>820458>Says Max has soulthis is clearly bait he's like Deadpool if it was made for someone who doesn't know how Comedy (or character writing for that matter) works and vists /pol/ as poc unironically I honestly imagine Max anon as a Twitter India dude
>>820486>Nothing under the togaWas she like this when she was alive?
>>820488This is a different Jonesy for the Odyssey thing main line Jonesy wears underwear
>>820489Oh, ok.
>>820488Anon, everyone is naked under their clothes
>>820491the Greeks wear tonics or Lauren cloth under there togas so the modern equivalent would be like wearing nothing but a jacket or in Jonesy case a sweater
let me suggests Sabrina x Dani rivals for ck love but they found love in each other instead also one canonically has a big ass and the other big tits so there's that too
>>820487>thinks max is soulless but likes Danny, the most soulless character everSUS. You have no right to speak on this matter sir
>>820481Mandy is the most overpowered character in north park because she can call anybody a Nigger or a Cracker at anyone she wants.
>>820496max is a blackhole of joy and soul I honestly change the channel anytime a Max episode come on it like watching Prime Peak Simpsons and then when Max comes on the screen it's like I'm watching a season 30 plus episode Max is what people think Nu park is
>>820497Her only weakness? Can't use any other racial slurs.
>>820498He can only thrive by sucking the soulful out of actual Soulful characters like Danny Jerry and Lydia's Gang if he didn't attach himself to them he'd be forgotten you want example of this check the last 10 fucking threads
>>820497Mandy is the most oppressed kid in North Park
>>820497Actually you are right, my character is soulless, sorry if I projected my criticism at someone else.
>>820502lol an imposter of course Max has to steal someone else's identity to be interesting in the slightest
I don't know why am I projecting so hard, it think it one of my many multiple personality speaking or something. Im just having an episode but, here I'm am temporarily back as conscious Danny Anon. Yeah my character kinda of sucks.
>>820504>Multiple personalities wow did Maxanon forget which character he's talking about I mean of course he would Max is so was boring and forgettable that even his own creator forgotten about him
>>820506Danny anon, stop forgetting to take your meds. You know Danny sucks as a character. Stop this delusion and take the pills
>>820507OK max cowardly as usual can't stand up to defend your shitty character has to pretend to be another anon so someone else can take you seriously has to Leach on other characters to be relevantmax this is my goodbye to you you disrespected the community who told you not to advertise but you did anyways you brought this community two fuckers one of which is trying to sink our wiki and once mentioned who they were someone knew they could have posted some bad shit man and you didn't even have the ball to just apologize or own up to it. .I'm no longer posting anything about your characters I'm no longer drawing your characters and I might not even draw the ones I know you like (I'm sorry for those getting caught up in this one) to everyone else if you're good or okay with him that's fine by me I'm not telling you how to feel about him but I'm not interacting with him anymore because he pissed me off and crossed a line and I think he shouldn't get a pass for it.
>>820508Ok, Im coming off clean, I am not actually max anon. Im not the anon who advertise so I cant tell if max anon actually do the ads. There is that possibility. But I am larping as the other anons. So please dont be hard on him because I was larping as Max anon the same way I larp as Danny anon.It just I don't want to get another anon punished because I'm fucking around.For max anon, I apologize to you too.
>>820512it's due to the advertising not the anon LARPing why I'm doing this I thought I baiting the real max to tell him I'm excommunicating him from my part of the group ( which is just me)
Tell you what, I'm willing to let bygones be bygones if the real max comes here and tells us the truth, if he's really the one making /co/ threads. If he's not actually here and it's someone else, then the guy who keeps making /co/ threads, I want you to explain yourself at least. Yes, I know you're here because you used this image >>820355 almost immediatelyJust be open and actually talk with us before letting in any random asshole in here with malicious intentions
ISTG if it has been Flynnfag, we're all sacrificing him to the Husks, right?
>>820517it's not fylnn it's max I'm going to make replacement characters for his and the ones he like remember all you have to do to convince me is draw in the same style
I though we were supposed to be comfy, not nuclear.
>>820521We'll simmer down eventually, just some growing pains
Seriously I literally told you guys to just not engage with the /co/ threads so they'd die naturally and now you're blowing up in them acting like retards. If you wanted /npg/ to look like a bunch of lolcows, you've achieved your goal. Max or whoever it is posting the threads is probably laughing his ass off right now with the "threats" you keep making.
>>820523Honestly yeah, I'm barely engaging with that thread, just kinda responding to questions.
>>820521Well, how about we just try to chill here.
>>820525Yeah, lets just all calm down here and ignore there.
The only solution is to just change the next OP text to say "we don't associate with people with /co/ ads. we will answer no question regardless of your intention"
>>820523We literally haven't for like a whole month he isn't stopping Because he believes he's helping but I did get pretty fucking heated I will admit that but in all fairness he did torpedo a plan of mine
I still can't get over how Max looks like that one background girl. I almost mistook him for her for a second
>>820529I think that was the intent
>>820528>>820528He keeps very obviously necrobumping the thread. if it's evident he's the only one posting in them, then eventually he'll give up and let it die. Every time you post in the thread and bump it back up to the front page you're just extending it's life and giving him more shit to reply to in order to keep necrobumping it. Back when he first started spamming North Park threads on /co/ they lasted like 10-20 replies tops before dying. Now that you've decided to actually start engaging with them, it's lasted 2 days with 200 replies.Just stop replying to them, let them quietly die.
>>820531OK but that faggot better not be posting my shit elsewhere
now I know why the jannies booted you guys off/co/ in the first place
Hypothetical: What if one of the kids opened a Dark Fountain (from Deltarune)? Where would it be, what would it look like, how would the kids be in the Dark World, etc.
>>820534Miss chariot's wheelchair would be it own darkner
Drew some anti Wendy to calm down from today's crazy event
>>820534Dark World Leslie
have a cute Dani
>>820478
>>820534>>820535Which iconic North Park item would be like as darkners
>>820458Charles was among some of the first from the /i/ bunch and he's alright. We did need some Canadian repI'd say his sister is the soulless one
>>820537NIce!>>820538Aw, that streak of hair's green!>>820540Ok, her me out-
>>820560Even without the lewds, I wanna bang Jonesy.
This is probably the most I drew of Wendy in a single thread
>>820560>A2 coulda been bangin' on this but was too busy being evildamn shame
kirby styled Wendy
>>820557>Aw, that streak of hair's green!I mean, it is the reverse of her normal purple. Actually, her whole Dark World pallet (minus the hair and skin) are inverse versions of her Light World pallet.
>>820573Well that's creative. Dark World pallets are kinda random. Kris' skin is cyan, Susie's Pink when she's normally purple, Noelle's fur and hair is lighter and Berdly's skin doesn't change much.Thinking about it, their Dark World forms would just be that person's favorite fantasy persona
So I wonder who would make a Dark Fountain and where they'd make it. They're shaped by the will of the Lightner who made it, so 2 different people could make one in the same place and it'd turn out different
>>820539
>>820495>Fuck up CK for years by ruining his relationship>Then get into a relationship with the girl who you ruined his relationship withevil.
>>820579note I'm not saying it's a bad idea.it's evil in universe
>>820580but funny
>>82057910 years later Danny wakes up from a dream and realizes what Sabrina did she's mad at her for a day cause she was such a bitch of teenager but they made a life together have a family it's not worth ruining that over
>>820582* Dani
>>820582>>820583Eh, I kinda like Dani and CK getting back together.It was a really sweet idea.
>>820584I prefer CK and literally anyone else
>>820585I you're gonna have to give a more concrete ship idea than that mate
>>820586CK x the bottom of my fucking shoe cause he's a pile of shit
>>820586>I think you're gonna have to give a more concrete ship idea than that matefug
>>820584I like both ideas dani x Sabrina they were childhood rivals to lovers they were fighting over the same guy but subconsciously falling for each other Dani x ck is sweet a heartbreak misunderstanding leading to a sweet reconciliation 10 years down the road
>>820586CK and Lydia. Think of Butters and Nelly.Also, what is CK was into Bakugan?
>>820589there's no need to act like one is more or less canonical than the other
>>820587why is he a piece of shit?The army of his bastard children that he loves and appreciates?>>820590I can see him being into it, but sad he has none because he's poor and Melville never got into it, meaning he never got bored of it and gave it to CK
>>820587Mad that he gets bitches and you don't?
>>820592Well, he probably plays the games. Or whatever equivalent of Bakugan in the North Park universe.>>820589Why not a throuple?
>>820594we don't need another one
>>820595How many throuples does North Park have?
>>820596Not enough
>>820597Can someone give me a list?
>>820598let's seeAsimov drew and beansy Yashu and the twin maid Cafe girlsDanny Vera and les ( been meaning to break this off after the fishing part 2 just go back to les and vera give danny endless possibilities but keep the kids Canon)endgame Bobby Norman Ms chariot And Barbaraendgame Mac tonight and the Asimomsso far too many
>>820599I should note that Barbara is resurrected in the future endgame happy ending thing
>>820599>>820600Was just gonna ask how Barbara would be alive, but I guess that answers it. The Asimoms and Mac Tonight are cool, I guess.
Sabrina: likes all I have to do is make that little homewrecker fall in love with me then I can have Bobby all to myself.Sabrina after realizing she loves Dani back: well fuck!
>>820599Does Yashu's situation really count as a thruple?A thruple implies that all three members are dating each other, and the sister's aren't dating each other, they're just sharing Yashu, same as Bobby Norman, Barbara and chariot.
>>820604I'm not woke enough to understand the nuances of relationships that aren't 2 monogamous people
>>820604>>820605It is basically the same thing
>>820606just someone want the male to be fucking two chicks at the same time
>>8206072 is one more than enough
>>820599in the future when Vera and les want a child they go to Danny to be a sperm donor for their children at Vera's request because she wants to thank him for being their basically green card husband but magic (so they can age up to adulthood) but it's all a ploy so he can pay child support les didn't know this was her angle but she's not surprised. vera is disappointed when she realized he gets paid or normal Hotel manager income (he just can dip into the family's piggy bank but it's technically not his for this exact reason) so the payout isn't that good. Silver Lining they get free babysitting every other weekend
>>820609
