>BLM burns down multiple cities>No response>Couple hundred college students protest Israel>SEND IN THE ZOGBOTSmakes you think
>>196452748
Reckon dentistberg is gonna chew me out tomorrow for not being there in like 10 years.
>>196452853>>196452824>>196452805>>196452772>>196452748>>196452771its him again
what the fuck is so consistently wrong with your general? truthful answers only
>Zoe Ball announces mum's death after cancer diagnosis
Buy ephedrine online
get it removed janny
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>>196452925
So does no-one care about the NHS data grab
>>196452975Pizza Express is incredibly shit.
>>196452989I thought you guys worshipped the NHS. Was I wrong?
>>196452989What happened? They were arguing about getting a central app like Americas EPIC and also about them possibly having to hand over patient data to the police a while ago
spotemgottem is the voice of a generation
Can anyone explain what the fuck has happened to Kanye since his antisemitism scandal Man is now releasing porn
so im the navy and very much homosexual and today i was learning hands on how to do some technical thing on some technical piece of equipment by watching this super cute twink strip down from his uniform so he could climb inside this electrical cabinet and i got to see his nice thin body through his very tight undershirt. it was very pleasurable for me because i was supposed to watch him for learning experience so i didn't have to worry about people thinking i was a creep for starring. very hot experience would recommend 10/10
>Timmy James Byrne hasn't posted anything since February 14th
These zoomer anti-Israel protests give me a sprinkle of home for my cuntry
big lez characters ranked (major characters only and not villains like norton or king larinox)1. mike nolan2. sassy3. clarence4. lez5. quinton6. donny7. scruffy8. owly9. wayn-o
>>196453030The NHS wants to sell your data
>>196453076Context?
>>196453076Can it honestly get any worse for the UK? Need a big bomb on all major population centres pronto.
>>196453049of his three kids, one of them 'chose' him over their bitch armenian mother and has dropping some really hot bars.no one talks about the antisemitism because his audience has an incredibly short attention span and has already forgotten
>>196453106i remember from a few years ago this autistic german dude spammed his own naked pictures. completely forgot until you posted him just now.
>>196452730Buy ephedrine online
cant wait for the summer
>>196453115why is he releasing pornography
a formerly tomboyish girl i used to be friends with has become extremely feminine now that she's reached her early 30s, baby fever must be kicking in
surprised to see a man as batshit insane and disorganised as tim still takes the time to shave his pubes, old mate probably hasn't had sex since the 00s and all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSjvlnneEtoremember this kino ahah
>>196453327MILLIE B IS SUCH A SLAG
really hate that youtube trend of the last 3 US presidents reading stuff out and shit talking each other in AI voice
Buy heroin online
>>196453301Horse
U bent hermano ik ben sir samen zijn wij hermano
Charles Veitch too goofy for his own good
>cant wait for the summer
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>196453049link pls. looked at his twitter, it's just him sending people to his merch site.
Millie BThen and now
>>196453374Don't understand why these types of holidays are so popular. Seems purely about the weather and the cheap booze. Very shallow.I prefer to visit places where I will experience other cultures and learn something.
>>196453389I remember her
wonder why they made the reapers in mass effect look like giant squidsuppose they were taking inspiration from cosmic horror or something, good old howard p loved his tentacle monsters
is /brit/ a tracksuit or jeans general?
Is Benidorm like a British enclave or something
just been to the skibidi toilet
>>196453389mummy b>>196453408it's literally just sun and cheap beer, why would it be about anything else for most people?
>>196453422tight jeans with rips at the knee
>>196453422tight jeans that cling to the arse cheeks.
>>196453422maybe jeans because their make your bum look sexier
penis hiccup
>>196452925scousers
/brit/ was almost entirely british this time last year
>>196453476Cute
>>196453382is google borken
What bible should I buy?
>>196453374Bongish conquerors
>>196453422Athleisure is a cancer, Tracksuits are for sports and training and people that wear them for casual use are subhuman.
hood: up
>>196453487>one other flag posts (ignoring the constant yank posts)0>a random yank: N000000 WE ARE LITERALLY BEING REPLACEDGo away
>>196453520>people that wear them for casual use are subhuman.ktim
can't stand people who consistently mispronounce words
Piss nettle bowl: the fungi has spread to the nettlesIT was given piss:water 1:3 and acetic acid
If you dress like this you need to be bludgeoned to death and your carcass incinerated.
>>196453520>clothes that are literally designed to be as comfy as possible>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST WEAR THAT EVERY DAY??
And to the cup nettle, which had no fresh liquids but i put mannitose in it
>>196453570try spreading their feet out so it's easier to balance them up
>wearing grey joggers when you have a small dick
brown or pink bumholes? for me I like both but i think brown ones have an edge cause the pink ones get red and inflammed looking upon penetration and rimming which lessens their appeal, black bumholes depend entirely on their darkenss whether they are horselike or still human
>>196453580Nobody fucking cares and you need to stop shitting up the thread with this drivel
>>196453611Post cock
>>196452925too many forners
Will take pictures of the piss moon shine mash in a second but nothing changed except the water or something separating out to the top layer. Maybe that clear layer will have something crystallise out when it's done...
eating curry and rice
>Twin baby sisters aged just six weeks were beaten and starved to death by their 21 year-old mother and father, cops say
>Nobody fucking cares and you need to stop shitting up the thread with this drivelSorry that you want to talk about wearing sports direct joggers instead of plants
>>196452925propa fucked council house twat neets yeah
>>196453649
Maybe the fungi is candidas albicans Yes the water is tap water
>>196453580ffs mousey
swigging neat room temperature aperol out of the bottle because theres no other alcohol in the house
imma grow magic mushrooms. U could get magic truffles on the internet from dutch niggas. But, that seems too risky.
wearing my joggers right now just chilling and feeling comfy
>As was foretold, we've added a mouse section to the forums!
Vgh piss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocL6N9nXjxM
>>196453657Shitting up these threads for 2 yearsSad little no life freak
>>196453704based take loads and ego death
>>196453725
This is wgat it looked like with more piss and no acetic acid
https://youtu.be/p-qCJba-YckGood new song from cool new band getting really popular, get in early so you can be a hipster and say you knew about them first
Why do so many Asian women love shota?
>>196453748
my khazakh neighbor literally calls his family back home in almaty for 5 hours every fucking day he stands RIGHT OUTSIDE my fucking apartment and talks to his family I don't get it. Yes he's lonely but why subject me to this?
Vgh wet water / glacier
>>196452730>murica numba one
>>196453776imagine the smell
Wow that's curious It looks already infected in that last image, which is actually just a different POV of>>196453725
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oC0hVd_COowthis is my favorite british man he used to work in restaurants in london
>>196453805is it actually thriving in your piss? mental..
Have a big dick until I go outside and it shrivels up
>>196453819does that plant look thriving to you
>>196453801It doesn't smell after the first hour or so and i only wear the same clothes as i do for gardening or do it naked>>196453819No its dying and i need a solid like soil or something, maybe sand if they can But they don't die. They only go dormant and have so far been able to grow again outside when i bury the roots
>>196453819I know they're the dead nettles but me burying the whole stem and it making a new plant makes me wonder if the nettles growing in the garden that are attached to a big twiglike thing are that
>>196453868they need nutrients your piss is waste
Glad we left the EU and romanians finally fucked off
>>196453905yeah and hundreds of thousands of africans replaced them
>>196453894Piss is nitrogenThey need mineral water but mainly soil. I don't know but even growing them in air would be better. They can't grow in liquidI need agar
>>196453725Fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul
I have small hands, small feet and a small penis
>>196453624GO TO HELL
When diluted (by adding water), it dissociates partially, releasing hydrogen ions that instantly react with the water molecules to form hydronium ions. Acetate ions are also produced alongside. The balanced chemical equation is: C H 3 C O O H + H 2 O C H 3 C O O − + H 3 O + .Nettle decarbolayse
I'm like 2.5" flaccid which is atrocious
>>196453734>>196453924dirty little pigs
cheeky wuppa
Cope I'm going to invent a nettle and then farm it
Piss nettle lad loves his piss nettle
>>196453930same. the only thing that's big are my balls
The plants in a place with purple nettles have rotted
I melted my index finger skin off
henry on a mad one
The noble rot fungi can also infect plants that are of the mint family but the purple nettles have not rotted yet
>>196453958pig pig ugly pighorrendous
>>196454055>>196454018>>196453980No one asked
Spamming/flooding
>>196454038Um run it under cool (not cold) water for 20 minutes so you don't get nerve damage
>>196454055checkedpurple nettles are strong
It's 3am
that post too good for /cum/?
>>196454065yeah? no one's ever asked you to post anything dumb cunt
FOMNYEG
>>196454083:)But also the new purple nettles that popped up have gone not purple as they have became taller. So it's A plant not growing in with the pot plants and B only purple as a young plant
Anyone eat their bogies?
>>196454091yeah it feels like bedtime
>>196454103They don't have to
>>196454122that makes senseI saw some young foxtails today that were reddish at the tipsit almost looked brown against the green, but when I looked closely it was definitely red
>>196454095It's 3am >>196454065They don't have to
>>196454131no but i always smell the dry bogies because they smell nice (not kidding)
>>196454131just you mate
>>196454157Why were they red? Air? Dirt?Were they still in their other form in that spot?
Someone should mass (You) the thread so the captchas easier
>>196454131never understood why people do thiswhat compels you to pick your nose and go mm tasty lets eat itboggles the mind
>>196454173I get a waxy sebum buildup on the inside of the tip of my nose and when I scoop it out it has a nice lightly musky scent
got the grand tour season 3 on the tele
i am cilla black's son, sirius
>>196454186Do you have a schizo theory
>>196454187Dunno but I've always done itI like them when they're hard and crusty
>>196454213
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>>196454182I'm not sure why they were red, maybe some kind of stressit was only the ones growing in that spot and they were fairly small still compared to the others nearbywhen you say other form do you mean just the grass, before the actual foxtail bit appears? these had a small foxtail already, that's where they had red tips
>>196454206The captchas become easier the more replies you get, common knowledge
>>196454229Gday moite
>>196454229good lad
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Sex with brown girls
today's wordle is really hard
fucking hate this yank
>>196454231They had better start growing then
>>196454202hahaha
>>196454268go on try and get me b& seething gimp
skibidi-doo-dah, skibidi-ay
>>196454229>>196454248>neither (You)d my only post ITT so fartypical of my quasi-life
>>196454277pedo freak
>>196454279wtf i love black people now
>>196454294
You let them walk all over you. You should feel like a woman who was just raped last night.
noticing a lot of bullying and rude people itt
>>196454308might give hl2 a cheeky replay
never mind I got it backwards UGH
>>196454315that's brits and canadians for you
>>196454305but i really really dont look like that
Wgat happens if you attach it (by making 2H3O + 2 acetic ions) to methylphenirideBut like in the opposite of co2 and heat Like NO and alcohol
>>196454308they give you weed
>>196454265not that hard
>>196454265got it
eating walnuts againwish I had some red winehave to drink vsop brandy instead... might just open one of the bottles anyway, she never drinks them, they're just sitting there going to waste
>>196454364blog on
lifes a fucking mess but still somewhat salvageable
Histadine to histamine is a decarboxly reaction And glucose protects the reactive species So Histadine phosphate + molasses, h3o and acetic ions, will replace the phosphate part with the acetate in that place
>>196454364What brandy is it?
>>196454401The solvent shall be propane
>>196454356that was days ago
>>196454440yeh realized that after seeing you windifferent timezones. now i can cheat for tomorrow
>>196454356>>196454360five guesses is shit
not sure how many days it's been since I last left my apartment. at least a week
writing "muhammad 6 yr old wife aisha?" outside the mosk
this game is superior to wordle
>mosk
>>196454431st remy
>>196454442leftypol only cares about 'the science' when it supports his preconceived ideological beliefsbasically no different to any other religious zealotprobably worse because he is emboldened by the support he gets from the state and corporations whereas most traditional religions are in decline
>>196454451sorry big knob forgot how clever u r
Elon Mosque
>>196454458need to get out and talk to people
>>196454451if i got it in 4 you would say it's mediocrethen if i got 3 that i could still do betteronly to then get to the point where if it's not guessed correctly from the get go, only then would you approve
>>196454484Yikes tbqh
she'd be turning 18 y/o if she were alive. although nothing remains of her now
we should import dirty indians to ride mopeds and stink out the country and make the town centre one way
>>196454495hard to do when I don't have a job honestly not much of a reason to leave my apartment a cute girl at Target smiled at me. thinking of getting a job at that target seems like a stupid idea considering how much education I've completed honestly
HATE students
pakis riding electric fatbikes on the pavement so rorke can get his takeaway pasta
>>196454508who was she?
plant pot communism
>>196454528my secret love affair
going to get my bentley flying spur soon
>>196454505it's either that or maker's markor some shitty tequila
cummed going 148mph
that were 'ard
Be entirely honest. What value do you add to the world
brown and vlack people contribute nothing to the world
>>196454466nerdle is the thinking man's game
>IT'S *SIR*
>>196454490my average is 3.89
fucked it wasting a guess with nadirprobs shouldnt play this game all pooed up at half 3
>>196454548 >gather round lads 20 pound per we'll see if he's welsh or not, if he is you win from the pool
>>196454548What's your secret love affair?
>>196454644i don't have an average as i only just started playing the other day but it's not usually 5 that i can say
>>196454629ftms are so fucking hilarious to see in person
>>196454683the scrandemic
my job centre coach is redpilled
>>196454683
oh no! it's poo! *shrieks*
>>196454683whats this, some dessert?
>>196454708lmao
There's no white people at my Job Center
>>196454740you clearly cheated
>:D
>>196454666alri MF DOOM
I always picked charmander as a kid but being an adult makes you realise squirtle is the superior choice
>>196454749alri MF DOOM
>>196454623this is a very easy game
>>196454749what? how have you decided that
>Mass graves containing hundreds of bodies, some naked and with their hands tied, have been found at two of the largest hospitals in the Gaza Strip, according to UN officials.How is the world just letting this happen?
>>196454768Water falls off and is early game Fire is the hardest to train but best Grass is all round but later game too
>>196454655yeah pull his breeches down lets find out if hes a real man
wordle would be an impossibly hard game for me because i just know too many words
>>196454788lmao
>>196454768always chose the plant cunt me whats his name barbarsir or whatever that one
>>196454788genuinely pathetic behavior
alright I changed my mindgoing to have the maker's mark with some fizzy water
>>196454744>>196454788checked
Basify it and methylate!
>>196454785who gives shit
>>196454868egdy boi edgy boiiiiiii
>>196454785Israel is a comically evil country
>>196454655help me understand why this is turning me on?
>>196454788i think this was about me
>>196454785do you actually care about gazans or are you just pretending a massive atrocity could happen in ghana tomorrow, a literal genocide, and it wouldn't impact any of our lives, it might as well be fiction harry potter matters more than anything in the third world
what the hell is this one lads
>>196454785Who cares
>barbarsir
>>196454889
>>196454903turned retarded dint i
why aren't benefits paid weekly
>The Richest 1% have more wealth than the bottom 70%
dude how do you drownjust move your arms and legs lol
Watching The Simpsons episode where Homer gets elected sanitation commissioner. In awe of the brilliance of this show lads.
I went to the ER yesterday for a sore throatand the doctor looked so fucking angry LOL the guy was pissed off at me wasting his time
Suck my knickers (wet and juicy)
>>196454657>>196454967
>>196454948who's business is that
benefits should have the option of being paid every three months and use the saved bank fees to give you more money
fuck this im going to bed, i cant stand to be in the presence of you runts anymore
>>196454964You probably have tonsil stonesPush your tonsils and watch them explode out
>>196454983how much in fucking bank fees do you think they'd save ey?
>>196454991I have no clue what the hell "pushing my tonsils" means
Can you accientally push your tonsils while mewing?
>>196454900no it was about gingernonce
>>196454998Like this
>>196455021haven't seen this imaginary friend of yours once
Why would you get mad over a sore throat? It could be strepCould be pneumonia or bird fluGot to be careful now because you might get a resistant strain not socicommunity acquired
gout flaring up
>>196455029
Noticed more spelling errors ok my phone since google hired Indians
gout is painful
strep throat is very painful
wasted a guess thought i'd tried salvo earlier whatever it means
>>196454964Did he check your blood pressure
>>196455052
suck cathy's knickers (wet and juicy)
gout in my big toe
>>196455088Who's Cathy?
>>196455085yesthey hooked me up to a machine that checked blood pressure, heart rhythym, and other vitalsthey ran some tests on my mucus including covid and strep they gave me some steroid medication, I'm not sure what it did but maybe it helped
>>196455078Well maybe you will get sick within48 hours of being there, with gram negative bacteria
>>196454916Indians getting a haircut
thread has bad vibes without aussies counteracting the mentally ill posters
>>196455103dont play games fucker im smarter than you
having a gout attack
Feels like hell, the things I've just been throughWon't believe a word when I tell youKnow what? Screw the NetherYou know what? Screw the NetherYou know what? Screw the Nether!
>>196455105Have i asked you before? And you talked to me
>>196455119You deserve a public execution
>>196455131I have never talked about this on /brit/ before, no
>>196455086There's been a big rise in this crap lately among everyone I know. Drink less dairy and eat less meat to cure it
>>196455139showing your true colors now u monster
fucking gout is so painful
>>196455145No i mean in cum Just from the medication
>>196455110mmm no I don't think soI already knocked wood
>>196455158sorry about that
>>196455147Everyone has tonsil crypts where stones grow
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THIS GOUT
AAAAAAAAAA WY DIDNT I GO TO BED AN HOUR AGO OR LIKE 4 HOURS AGO OR SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>196455194>>196455194>>196455194>>196455194>>196455194>>196455194>>196455194>>196455194
>>196455152You genuinely do deserve a public execution and most people in the real world would agree
>>196455147Diet makes absolutely no difference at all. Zero. Nada.
>>196455170I would never post on /cum/, I don't respect them
To paraphrase sseth a little bit, you're all, mentally ill
>>196455243Alright it just sounded like someone else. The tests seem a bit excessive and would be done for reasons i think i understand Maybe you were given not very serious steroids. Wgat are they called? I want to look them up on Wikipedia Are you not taking anything after the steroids? Had you taken any NSAIDs, or something like penicillin? Also a lot of people are allergic to that. Nothing i say is medical advice and it sounds like you don't have to worry ^°^