>your cunt>save kitty?
>>196454542i can save a cat, but a stranger would drag me down and we'd both die. someone post the webms of three people drowning in a lake, dragging each other down, or the guy killing the man who was trying to save him from drowning.
>>196454542>my cat means something to me>some random fag doesn't
i would save both
>>196454579Yeah that's how the guy who created yugioh died
I can't swimNot black, I was just a skeleton as a kid and didn't want to show off my bones
>>196454616>>>/lgbt/
>>196454542Bro just toss the life ring in and save the cat. You are over thinking this problem. It's not the trolley issue, stop being fucking retarded.
>>196454593You can't even save your mom from getting assraped by a 280lb retired ex quarterback with huge arms every weekend.
>>196454542My dog died from cancer last year but I absolutely would have saved him over some random retard.
wypipo would rather save the cat because in typical wypipo midwit fashion they are smart enough to come up with the atypical moral theory that nothing matters except what they care about but not smart enough to realize how retarded that theory is
>>196454664When you're pounding your food before you burn it you probably would value it more
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>>196454700my pet > random retard > random petIt's not the ethically correct choice, it's just the one I'd do anyway because my love of my pet is greater than other concerns.
>>196454542Cats don't go in water, therefore a cat wouldn't be drowning
>>196454728Yeah I expected the dog eating comment. I don't do that thoughever.
>>196454628Not being able to swim doesn't make me a tranny
>>196454700>>196454735excellent
>>196454661nigger where did that come from
bro how do you drown, just push the water lol
>>196454747Is this a real image?
>>196454861People panic and break up the water supporting them, which leads to sinking. Stay calm, try to become 'flat,' if that makes sense, and buoyancy takes over.
>>196454752You fuck it?
>>196454905this world contains many wonders
>>196454975Show me more bloke-sama
Honestly skill issue if he can't swim.
>>196454542Saving a cat isn't too hard>t. grabbed one out of a pool beforeSaving a person is probably easy only if they weigh substantially less than I do. So I'd look at how big they are and judge if I should jump in or not
>>196454958I'm not a white woman.
>>196454986
Water is fake. Like something solid can become splishy sloshy It's a weapon made in the 60s to kill people Primarily blacktinix>>196454910Yeah ok water mage Just trust the magic rain
>>196454700It's not a retarded theory. Most people out there voot for right wing parasites, who will proceed to fuck me in the ass with their corrupt right wing policies and GDP cultism, so yes of course i would save my cat over some low iq scumbag who vootes for right wing parasites
>>196455024Yeah and those people vote right wing because they think nothing matters except what they care about.
Cats instinctively know how to swim, they just don't like to.
Boyfriend is infected by toxoplasmosis, very sad.
An untrained person should never attempt to rescue someone that is drowning. They will likely drag you down with them especially if you approach them from the front.
>>196454579You don't jump in retard you throw something floatable they can grab
>>196455157>>196455098>the autistic yanks standing by watching someone drown because there are no flotation devices or lifeguards nearby
>>196455187Yes.
If you're an adult and don't know how to swim you deserve to die
>>196454542It's an obvious choice but it's not because people love cat but because it's pretty easy to die saving someone from drowning
>>196454542Fuck that stranger
>>196455427Oye papi muy caliente
What if that stranger had the ability to revive any and all animals? What now?
>>196454616I was skinny and live in a landlocked country and nigga I can swimGo to your nearest pool ASAP
>>196455187Unironically yeah. Panicking, drowning people will attempt to push you under. Really bad idea unless you have water rescue training or it's like a small child.>t. former lifeguard
>>196454542I would save my cat over my girlfriend, cats are fairly loyal while women aren't.
>>196454542Trying to save an adult who is drowning is a good way to drown yourself I would only do it if it was a loved one or a child.
>>196454542Cat
>>196456142then what do you suggest we do if there's no lifesaving device nearby retard
>>196454975PHROOOOOOOOOHOOO
>>196454542depends on the background of the stranger
>>196456583>backgroundJust say race, you cowardly little pussy.
>>196456316I don't know the protocol here but I think he's suggesting that one drowned retard is better than two drowned retards
>>196456316Use any object you can. Otherwise be prepared to die.
>>196456316swim over and headbutt them, then drag the dazed body to safety. no need to call ems, they'll probably be fine.
