>be me>wake up shitefaced fae last night wie big davie doon the boozer>pick up half empty bottle ae buckfast on floor >realise it's a buckie an shove it doon the pisser >mornin breakfast ae heroin>turn on the news>ENGLAND ENGLANND ENGLAND ENGLAND>Scottish pity segment faer 5 miuinites>foahkinenglishpeople.scot>go to work in The Shitebox™ (10 year auld ford) >work as till jockey at the local aldi>buy maer heroin roun the back are said aldi>finish work, mosey own soon the boozer wie me mates >johnny loses maest ae is saving aen the horses per usual>big Davie slammin 2 fucking tenants at a time (MON AN FUCKIN DO IT SON)>die ae liver failure at 27Such is life in Scotland. Truly based n scotpilled ya daft mangy english basterds
Scotland sounds so grim it's unreal